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We've been through it. I don't want to talk to your lawyer.

Yeah, yeah, I hear you. You want the kids, you want the house, you want the

Anything else? Jockey shorts? Socket wrenches?

You're going to do what?

Look, you can't attach my wages. How am I supposed to pay my bills? Excuse me.

What? You've got an obstruction on track one out of Grant Park.

There's nothing moving on the Grant Park line.

No, Edith, I'm not moving to Grant Park.

No, that's because it hasn't happened yet. You see, I got a cousin who lives

that way, and he called me.

What? What kind of obstruction?

A bovine obstruction.

Bovine? We're talking cows? Cows in Grant Park?

One cow.

Well, there's a milk promotion and the gate on the truck fell down and the cow

walked out and her name's Daisy.

He'll be here. This is so typical.

We're on the list for the 11 o 'clock show at the Greenville, The Mighty Blue

King. I had the comp to publish it for free meals just to get on that list. Oh,

finally.

It's a train. Oh, that's great. We don't care.

I'm off to school.

I changed my jacket.

Yeah, don't kid yourself.

He thrives on this stuff.

He's exhausted, Chuck.

Let me tell you something about Gary.

He has the stamina of a horse.

Gary!

Come on, let's go!

A major disappointment to me.

What if you knew, beyond a doubt, what was going to happen tomorrow?

What would you do?

There's no easy answer for a guy who gets tomorrow's news today.

This is Robin Santos of Channel 3 Chicago.

We are here to cover the arrival of Princess Sabella of Moronia.

There's the limo.

Chicago is her fifth stop of a two -month world tour and also marks the

princess's first visit to America.

The official welcoming committee has been carefully chosen to represent the

various political, economic, and cultural aspects of our city.

Princess Isabella is the only daughter of King William of Morania.

We're seeing the princess's front secretary and lady -in -waiting get out

car first.

There she is.

Welcome to Chicago, princess.

Considering the long flight, she looks remarkably poised and well -rested. Mr.

Robert Kastra, the lieutenant governor.

Royal Highness, I'd like to welcome you on behalf of the people of Illinois.

I'm so looking forward to my visit, Governor.

I hear the King is doing a fine job with his modernization program.

My father would be delighted to hear of your interest.

Mr. John McCarter, President of the Field Museum.

Mr. McCarter, I've heard so many wonderful things about your museum.

Alderman Burton Nataris and Bernard Stone.

Delighted, Mr. Nataris.

Mr. Stone. Ma 'am. Mr. Sidney Edwards.

General Manager of Rail Operations.

Your elevated train fascinates me, Mr. Edwards.

Mr. Alberto Martinez.

Encantada, Senor Martinez.

At 2 .30, we have a television interview with Chicago Today.

I talk about Morania. I am charming and earnest. At 3 .05, we visit Francis

Xavier Middle School. I discuss world friendship. I am funny and warm.

And at 6 .30, we return to the hotel for a reception to benefit the Moranian

Immigrant Trust.

Oh! I urge people to contribute. I care deeply about this court. No, that would

be showing a preference.

We care deeply about this court as we do all worthy courts.

Of course.

Well, if it isn't Sleeping Beauty.

It's today's paper.

Yeah? Where is it?

Where's what? Tomorrow's paper.

I didn't touch it. Come on, don't give me that. Excuse me, but I have more

important things to do than abduct your precious newspaper.

What? I'm not sure exactly, but I'm sure I can find something. Did I give you my

new cell phone number? Where is it? The cell phone?

Tomorrow's paper. Where is it?

Okay, fine.

All right.

Here, I thought I'd give you a little day off, a little rest.

You went straight to the sports station, didn't you? No, the dock.

That's my new Rolls -Royce parked out front. Just kidding.

Nothing important in there, anyway.

Nothing important? What about this park ranger injured in protest?

He gets bit by a dachshund.

What about this sanitation worker trapped in sewer misstep? How about

deal for 30 minutes.

Here's my... Guilted mistress shoots lover.

Yeah, she shoots him in the butt.

Well, let me tell you something, pal. Gunshot wounds, they cause

too. Oh, fine. So sue me for trying to help you. I don't need help. I got

responsibility, huh?

Where's she from again?

Morania. Never heard of it. It's on the Black Sea, Balkan Peninsula.

Five million people. Primary industries are sheep, goats, and olive oil.

Average annual rainfall is about five million.

Hey, I read.

My favorite part of Chicago.

Everything we have seen has been equally delightful.

This is an assignment, Your Highness.

Your Royal Highness.

I've always wanted to see Morania. I hear the Pindus Mountains are just

gorgeous. We do so look forward to your visit.

Mr. and Mrs. Joppy, they have contributed a great deal of money to the

trust.

Your Highness.

Your Highness.

Ma 'am.

We would like to express our deepest gratitude. Thank you.

Royal Highness, you must be patient with your grievance.

You should be honored that the king and queen... That the king and

queen feel you can be entrusted with important responsibilities.

Honored. Your Royal Highness, this is Mrs. Abergoth. This is an honor to meet

you.

May I present Mr.

Gillard. He's celebrating his 87th birthday this week.

The artist of congratulations, Mr. Killard.

Thank you so much, Your Highness. It means a great deal to me.

Your Highness, there's nothing the matter is, sir.

Just two minutes, two minutes.

Another minute, ma 'am.

I'm exhausted. How much longer?

Forty -eight minutes.

Two minutes.

Two minutes.

Ow!

Son of a bitch!

Oh, yeah, like you didn't deserve it?

Excuse me, ma 'am.

Mr. Gillespie, I wanted a word with you about the press conference.

No problem.

I'd rather not have a moment.

to meet you.

My next cab.

Hey, find the guy who parked here and tell him to move it now.

Yes, sir.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

You can't sleep in here.

Hey. Hey, who are you? Where do you live?

A large place with dead.

Listen, lady, you got a purse or something?

Hey,

come on. Can you sit up?

Can you sit up?

There you go.

Hey.

Easy. You have a very interesting chin.

Oh, boy, that's a doozy of a party.

Party. Yeah.

Listen to me.

We're going to get you home, okay?

Easy.

Easy. Now, listen to me.

Now, where do you live?

Huh?

Oh, no. Hey.

Oh,

boy.

Oh, let me get you some... I'll get you some pajamas. How's that?

Oh, lace with tiny little rose buds.

I'll see what I can do.

You know, you really shouldn't be getting into strange cars. That's not

to be doing.

I mean, it's a friendly city.

A friendly city.

But that's... Oh, boy.

That's still not...

Too safe to be doing.

For obvious reasons. It's just not... So, uh, you take the couch and

I'll...

I'll...

take the couch.

Good night.

off State Highway 43 at Lake Off -Ramp.

Gary Hobson.

Who? I live here.

Why should I believe you?

Because. Because why? Because I say so.

What did you say your name was again?

Hobson Gary.

I do not know any Hobson Gary.

No, it's Gary Hobson.

Look, go over to that table over there behind you. There's some pictures on

there. Pictures of me in my apartment.

The one you're in.

They're into resemblance.

It's because it's me.

This is my apartment.

And you're in it.

Did we?

No. I mean, no, we didn't.

In that case, you may sit down.

Oh, thank you very much.

We haven't been properly introduced.

Uh, uh,

Lo, Loie.

Lo, Loie. That's a very unusual name.

Uh, it is short for Chloe.

So you're visiting from out of town, Lowy?

Lowy, yes.

What country?

It is very small.

You wouldn't have heard of it.

Maybe in the vicinity of Europe?

Mm -hmm.

The Republic?

Monarchy. I think.

But I stay out of politics.

You stay out of politics.

And so what would you be doing visiting Chicago?

Um... I am on sort of a sightseeing tour.

I needed some time on my own, so I left my tour group.

Last night?

Mm -hmm.

I was very tired, and my feet hurt from all of the sightseeing.

It can get overwhelming at times, you know.

Don't you think you ought to tell your tour guide?

He's not very sympathetic.

Well, maybe he's missing you right now.

No.

He won't even notice I'm gone.

She's gone.

Oh, I haven't left her side for 18 years.

Well, if you hadn't been flirting with that idiot at reception, none of this

would have happened. Well, if you hadn't scheduled the princess to death.

There's the hero.

Yes, sir.

How good to hear your voice.

The princess is asleep.

Yes, sir. I think she's feeling a little ill.

Shall I wake her?

No, no, of course not.

We'll call you as soon as she awakens.

Goodbye, sir.

And may I say what a pleasure it is speaking with you.

You've lied to the king.

Well, she's out there somewhere.

I'll find her, even if I have to cover every square inch of Chicago myself.

You have a princess upstairs in your bed.

She's not in my bed. Not anymore, because she's getting dressed.

Oh, and did you two, uh...

I'm just asking. You would ask me the same question.

I need your help. What am I supposed to do?

Well, isn't it obvious?

Gotta take her back to her people.

I don't think she wants to go back to her people. What do you mean you don't

think? Well, I haven't exactly told her that I know who she is, you see. Yeah?

I mean, it's hard to explain. You gotta see her, understand.

And all she wants is a day off. What's so wrong about that?

She's from Morania, Gary.

So?

Morania.

When I was a kid, I used to collect stamps.

And the one from Morania had a head on a pike.

A human head.

A head on a pike? We're talking the Balkans here.

You don't want to mess with these people.

A head on a pike? A bloody head.

Oh, yeah, but you don't understand.

You brought a puppy home, and Uncle Chuck says, nope, you can't keep it.

Yeah, I got things to do today. I'm busy today. I'll just tell her she's got to

go back. Yeah, hurry up before the stormtroopers come calling.

Chloe?

Chloe?

She's gone!

Good. Oh, it's not. She took my wallet.

Princess the Petty Thief in under 20 seconds.

Very impressive.

My wallet seems to have run off somewhere. You wouldn't have it nowhere,

you? I took it.

We will reimburse you, of course.

Oh, of course.

These are nice clothes you have on.

Dreadful large, but very comfortable.

What's the story?

My story?

Yeah, the story. What are you doing here?

I want to see Chicago.

Look at all of the different coffees you have.

It's wonderful.

Now listen, Loie. I would have come back.

Honestly. Listen, Lord, I don't have time for this. I'm in a hurry. I didn't

thank you for letting me stay with you.

You're welcome.

It's the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me.

Helping me to have a day off.

No responsibilities, no worries.

Yeah, but listen, not me.

Excuse me.

I'll be right back.

A 26 -year -old mother of two was seriously injured yesterday in a freak

accident with a south skating rink.

A teenager was practicing slap shots. A woman and her 8 -year -old daughter came

onto the ice. A brick shaked off a cold coast, hitting a woman in the temple.

Wait, I'm coming.

Listen, you can't go traipsing around Chicago because you're going to get lost

or you're going to get hurt or something.

Then I could come with you.

No, you can't. Why not? Well, you just can't.

You hate me.

Huh?

I've taken your money and I've ruined your day.

Well, no. Now, why would you say that?

Because if you liked me, I could come with you.

No. I mean, I do like you. Look, I've got business to attend to all the way on

the other side of town.

I've got to go to a skating rink this morning. Dating?

That's wonderful. I love dating.

You do?

I do.

Come on, man. We've got to get off the ice. Come on. Four more bucks.

I'm okay.

Next time, bring your own equipment.

Let's get out of here.

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks, man.

That woman would have been killed. How did you know?

Oh, I didn't. I figured that you were only going to be in Chicago for a day,

I thought we'd go skating.

Bestie here.

Your Majesty.

How are things in Moranion?

Good, good.

Oh, no, no, the princess is still asleep.

We suspect maybe a Hong Kong flu.

Yes, yes, I'll give her your regards the instant I see her.

Look, don't you think we've had enough for today? It's wonderful.

Yeah, well, look, I've got things I've got to do, you see.

Hey,

how you doing? It's Chuck Fishman.

Yeah, I'm just checking out my new cell phone here.

Making sure it works. She's 21.

Dark hair.

Rather tall.

Legal looking.

Somewhat unpredictable.

No, wait, wait.

You hear me?

Oh, you think I'm making this up?

If I'm lying, let the Sears Tower fall on my head.

Oh, detestable modern technology.

A princess. A real life princess.

Yeah, with a crown and everything.

She's at McGinty's.

At the bar. My bar.

McGinty's.

Bestie here.

I found her.

Meet me at a bar called McGinty's.

Five? What can I get you?

I'd like a cup of... Beer.

Everyone drinks beer here.

You must try and blend in.

And keep the princess.

Wait.

You're not from around here, are you?

Blend, blend.

Can we go to the Shed Aquarium?

Well...

Maybe we'll do that. We'll do that later.

Oh, look.

It's gorgeous.

Chicago, most romantic skyline in all the world.

Lois, we gotta go. Now.

Now. How much?

Ten bucks.

Ten?

Here, keep it.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you. Yeah, Lois, we gotta talk now.

There's something very odd about those two.

Odd? What do you mean, odd?

You know what?

Foreign.

Foreign?

Hi, folks.

Welcome to McGinnis.

How you doing? Very well, thank you.

You, uh, from out of town?

Yeah. No.

I see. You come here for the food and the drink or what, huh?

Ask him.

Actually, we're...

Looking for someone. Oh, really? Who?

Our daughter.

Our niece's daughter.

Right. Actually, I have a photograph. Perhaps you've seen her.

Uh, no,

no. I'm sorry.

I've never seen her before in my life.

Look, Loie, I like you. I like you a lot. But there's nothing more I'd rather

than spend the whole day together. But you see, I... But you can't.

Well, no, I can't because I have a responsibility.

Responsibilities, I hate that word.

Well, it's not just a word. I mean, some people depend on me. Who?

Well, I can't name them all personally, but they need me and I can't let them

down. Why not?

Well, because I... Well, I guess something here wouldn't be right.

You understand that?

Are you done? You want to keep your job? Help me.

Gary.

Chuck, this is Lowey. Lowey, this is Chuck. Hi, how are you? Very well, thank

you. How are you?

Me? I'm insane.

Gary, can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah. You know what? We just got a new menu. I'd love you to look at it and get

your opinion.

Okay. It's right here. Oh. Yeah, why don't you just check that out?

Milwaukee? Those Heads on Pikes people are on the other side of that door. We

gotta move now.

No way.

Come on.

Is something wrong?

No, no, no, no. I've got some things that I'm gonna do today, and Chuck is

show you around town.

Really?

Daily Plaza, Navy Pier?

We bought a guidebook.

Okay, look, I know you want to see Chicago and everything, but I can't

you. Well, I'll be back around 7 o 'clock.

Hey,

something else has come up. Can I help you?

I was looking for the guy that was here the other day. He was on duty. I think

he was a supervisor. He took some personal time. Court date. Who are you?

Well, listen.

All I'm asking you to do is divert the train. It's on the orange line, train

I can't divert a train. Well, just delay it for five minutes. If I delay one

train by five minutes, that means the next one is delayed by five minutes.

All I'm talking about is five minutes. I'm telling you, this is a matter of

or death.

Mister, I don't know who you are, but we run the safest transit system in the

entire country. Oh, I know you do, but how about a hypothetical, okay? A truck.

goes out of control, and it hits a support beam, and the train derails.

a meteor dropped out of the sky?

Meteors and trucks, we're talking two different things here, pal. I'm going to

have to ask you to leave. Yeah, well, that's great, but hey, look, I'm telling

you, it's the Orange Line. The Orange Line, train 57.

Did the Orange Line come through here?

Last 25 years, yep. Train 57?

Yep. What time?

Orange Line, that'll be the midway.

Here's the Evanston and the Ravenswood.

Oh, no, Skokie Swift.

Here we go.

57 comes through right about now.

See, there's no better way to see Chicago than by the train.

The faces, the places.

Go Bulls!

The muggings.

Hey, I thought you said the train stopped here.

I didn't say it stopped here. I said it came through here. It's an express.

Like basketball?

Oh.

Absolutely. Jordan is shit.

Michael's Jordan, of course.

Fishman. Chuck.

I can't hear you. You have to speak up. Look, it's me.

You've got to stop the train.

Gare, is that you?

It's me. You've got to stop the train, Chuck.

Hey, Gare, listen.

I'm losing you, buddy. I'm on a train. You'll have to call back, okay? No, no.

Chuck.

Hey, watch where you're throwing the ball, please.

The accident occurred when Pegasus' moving van went out of control.

Pegasus.

That's it.

I used to play myself.

Gary?

Come on.

I think he hit a utility pole.

Hey,

there's live wires. Don't get out of the car.

Stay in the car.

Don't touch the door.

Stay in the car.

Don't move. There are live wires. Come on, fellas. Give me that.

How do you know that?

Look,

I think we'll be all right.

As long as we don't touch the car, I think.

Watch that.

Hold it. One more.

Got it? Yeah. Come on.

Come on. Hey, come on. All right.

Everything's fine.

been able to save the mother and kid.

Just like the paper knew.

I'm telling you, Gare, I'm getting cosmic whiplash here.

It's time to get back to my dual group.

You'll never know when you need a snowball.

Thank you.

Next time here in Chicago, you'll come see us, won't you?

Goodbye.

Well, I guess we better get you back to that big place with the stars, huh?

No.

Something I'd like to see first.

Beautiful, huh?

Leave now.

Promise you won't let me go.

Promise.

Thank you for a lovely home, Peter Hobson.

Princess, you have no idea.

Oh, look at you. You must be freezing. I'll draw you a bath. No.

Princess. No.

You may leave now.

Both of you, I can draw

my own bath.

Chicago. It's 6 .30 a .m. and this is Paul Groom with today's headline.

Ladies

and

gentlemen, Her Royal Highness, Princess Sabella of Morelia.

The princess will be happy to answer your question.

Your Royal Highness, have you recovered from your illness?

I'm feeling quite well now. Thank you very much for your concern.

Has your visit cemented your country's friendship with America?

I hope so.

I believe that friendship between people...

It's the first step towards friendship between nations. How do you balance your

personal life and your duties as a princess?

I try to remember that there are people out there.

People in my own country who depend on me.

I may not know them all personally.

But they need me.

And I cannot let them down.

What was your favorite part of Chicago?

I enjoyed all parts of my visit

equally.

No.

That's not true.

The best part of my visit to Chicago...

was the people.

Their warmth, their kindness, the way they welcomed me into their lives.

It is something I would cherish forever.

If circumstances were different, it is the kind of city that I could happily

spend the rest of my life.

Thank you.

Fairy tales do come true, if only for a day.

But you know, sometimes that day is enough to last a lifetime.

Alex DeMonaco's husband walked away with $5 million from insurance fraud, and

her daughter too.

She got the blame, and she went to prison. But she didn't let it get her

She got a law degree.

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