All language subtitles for Early Edition s01e11 Christmas

I finally nailed him.

That ain't no bomber.

Get him out of here.

Good morning. It's Christmas Eve day
here in Chicago. Time to hang that

mistletoe and hit those stores.

The temperature stands at a chilly 33
degrees, but forecasters are calling for

things to warm up for Santa's arrival
tonight.

In the news today, police continue their
search for the elusive teddy bear

bomber who has terrorized Chicago for
almost three weeks.

Working on anonymous tips... Hey, buddy!

Merry Christmas!

What's that?

It's a tree.

Call it a tree?

I bought it for you.

You bought that?

Well, it fell off a truck.

I'm touched.

I knew you would be.

Wow, I see you've gone all out with the
holiday trimmings. It looks very festive

in here, very decorative.

Thank you.

I haven't exactly had much time to do
things.

I see. You're in denial.

It's understandable.

How's that?

Well, it's your first Christmas alone,
divorced.

Living on top of a hotel.

No social life.

Must be rough.

Thank you very much for reminding me of
that, Chuck.

Fortunately, I have a cure for your
nagging midwinter blues.

Yep. What's that?

Ta -da!

Lift tickets to wind dance, buddy.

You get ski tickets.

You and me out on the slopes Christmas
Eve.

Couple of babes in stretch pants.

I got my car back and waiting
downstairs. Let's go pack a bag!

You got ski tickets? Yep.

Here.

Here.

I can't go.

Why not?

What do you mean, why not? I can't go.

Come on, Gare. One night out of town.
What is the big deal? What's the big

You know what the big deal is. I'm stuck
with this thing.

People need help on the holidays. This
holiday, I'm stuck serving up the help.

Not if you're not there to do it, right?

I had an uncle who killed himself on
Christmas.

Really?

Whoa, is he depressed?

No. Just stuck his fork in the toaster.

All I'm saying is, Gary, you have the
right to enjoy yourself.

Everyone does.

Uh -huh.

What are you doing tonight?

Waiting for Santa.

Santa?

Yeah, why?

So, you actually believe in Santa Claus?

In theory, at least.

In theory, you believe that there's some
fat guy in a red suit who flies around

on a sled and hangs out with a bunch of
elves.

Yeah, Mr. Grinch, and what do you
believe in?

Presents.

I'll come back later.

Thanks, Gidget.

Listen, Gary, are you going to go with
me or not?

Come on, the world can take care of
itself for a day.

I don't think I'm going to make it.

An explosive device hidden inside a
child's toy teddy bear detonated today

Bicentennial Skating Rink in downtown
Chicago.

The explosion, which occurred at 10 .45
in the morning, killed 20 holiday

skaters and injured 50 more.

Police revealed that the bomber left a
note in the wreckage.

But officials refused to divulge the
contents.

Now he's going to become a murderer.

I'm going to need your help, Chuck.

Fine, fine. You save the world. Me? I'm
going skiing.

And do what? Chase around a bunch of
bunnies?

You got it.

Uh -huh.

Look, this is too big. I'm going to need
some help. I'm telling you.

Qualified help.

Yeah? And where are you going to get
that?

I almost hate to say it.

Say it anyway.

Well... No, no, I don't want to hear it.

All I want to know is who is this guy?

Three weeks on this case, he's running
us ragged.

The mayor wants action.

Said he bears my butt. Go on, get out of
here.

Sir?

What is it? The mayor's on the phone.

Again.

Tell him I'm dead.

Yes, sir.

And there's someone to see you.

What kind of someone?

Says he knows things about the bomber.

Oh, of course he does.

Everybody knows things about this bomber
except me. Tell him to beat it.

He also says he knows you.

Me? What's his name?

Hobson.

Remember me?

Oh, no.

Nice beard, polyester.

Hey, Santa, get yourself a real job,
huh?

Excuse me.

Is this your vehicle?

Yes, it is.

Nice. Thank you.

I'm going to see you. I don't think so.

Excuse me. You're coming downtown with
us.

Scoff law violation.

We're impounding your car.

Yes,

sir. This morning?

That's right, 10 .45.

But it hasn't happened yet?

No. But it's going to, you sure?

Yes. And you know this because... Well,
I'd rather not say. Because if you did,

I wouldn't believe you.

Who put you up to this anyway?

What? Some guy with a sick sense of
humor? Some comedy guy?

No, I'm telling you the truth. Oh, sure
you are.

Like all the other 87 hot tips we got
today, huh? No.

Look, this one is real. People are gonna
die. I'm just trying to help you here.

No, of course you are, Mrs. Flatt.

Look, do me a favor.

Go help somebody else, huh?

Get him out of here.

Look, this is gonna happen today, Crump.
He's gonna leave a note.

Did you say a note?

Okay, talk.

About what?

About the note.

Where is it?

What's it like?

What's it say? Look, I don't know.

All I know is that it's found in the
wreckage. Oh.

Like these were?

No one.

Not even the press knew about these. We
were keeping a secret. Now, who told

you?

I can't tell you. Eight of these.

In three weeks, all addressed to me.

Ha, ha, ha.

Fooled you.

This guy's giving me a headache.

Well, look, I'm sorry about that, but
what do you want me to do? You're sorry?

What about me?

This is Christmas Eve.

I should be home with my kids.

Instead, I'm sitting around with some
guy who thinks he's the amazing Kreskin.

And what's worse, I'm even starting to
believe them.

Now, is that nuts?

Don't answer that.

It's a bicentennial gating link in less
than an hour.

Yeah.

Now, we're staying here.

Sir, Mayor's calling again.

All right, look, Bob's squad is SWAT.
They're lots of communication.

And warn the locals that we're coming
in. But keep it quiet. I don't want to

cause a panic. Excuse me, shouldn't you
evacuate the rink over there? On what

grounds? A little birdie told me?

A little birdie. Look, people get cranky
when you shut down their business on a

hunch.

Show me your bomb and then we'll talk.

Me?

No, I don't know where the bomb is. I
don't know exactly where it is. Fine,

on along for the ride. We'll have a lot
of fun.

Oh, no, no, no. Listen, Charlie.

Gary. It's Gary.

Whomever. You're not walking until I
find this S .O .B. You want to guess

Because it might be me.

Bingo. It might be you. Get in the car.

Shouldn't you be solving murders or
prosecuting drug dealers or something?

This is ridiculous.

Who's this?

Fishman Charles.

Chuck, as my good friend the congressman
calls me.

Which congressman?

All of them.

Look, Sergeant, there's obviously been
some sort of mistake here.

These Nazis took my car.

Now, I am willing to overlook... What's
he in for?

Parking tickets.

See what I mean?

Parking tickets.

How many?

106.

Okay, so I park a lot.

It's a big city. It happens.

You know, mail and schedules. I've been
so busy lately, as I'm sure you have.

To tell you the truth, I thought I
already paid.

So, just tell me what the fine is, I'll
pay it, and I'll be gone.

Too late for that.

Okay, then bail. How much is bail? A
couple of hundred? A grand?

I'll write you a check right now, okay?
And then next week, after I'm off the

slopes... That's up to the judge.

Judge?

Where?

Court convenes early Thursday morning.

That's the day after tomorrow.

What is this, some sort of joke?

A little yuletide humor?

Think of it as your personal manger.

You can't do this.

This isn't Bolivia.

I'll call Johnny Cochran.

Oh, great.

This is just perfect.

Think you got a problem?

I'm late for work.

Yeah? And who are you?

Santa Claus.

Hey, this is it. How much time we got?
Fifteen minutes, maybe less.

You sure you don't want to change your
story? No, this is going to happen.

me. Yeah, I was afraid of that.

Look, Crumb, can't we get these people
out of here just to be on the safe side?

You like skating?

Huh? They like skating. They came here
to skate.

Let's look around first, okay?

Yo, you better look back!

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Hey, Aunt Marge.

It's me, Chuck Fishman. How are you?

Your nephew, remember?

Yeah. Hey, Merry Christmas.

Yeah, that's right, the scrawny one.
Listen, Aunt Marge, I'm in a bit of a

here, and... No, no, no, I'm not coming
to visit. Uh -huh. I'm in jail, and I've

called everyone I know, and... Hello?

Marge?

Cut off?

Hung up.

She's like that.

Who?

Marge.

You know my aunt?

Well, I know everyone.

Been to the house.

Oh, that's right, because you're, uh...
Uh -huh.

Hey! Can someone get in here?

I'd like to make a complaint!

Sergeant! His name's Eddie.

We used to call him Stinker when he was
eight. Don't bring it up.

He's sensitive.

Hello!

Problem here?

Yeah, I got a problem.

When do I get out of this rat trap?

Once you run through your files, the
computer's down right now. Well, get it

back up.

Have a little patience. It's Christmas
Eve.

Give me that cellular phone. This is a
jail.

Hey, hey, hey.

What's with this guy?

Breaking and entering.

They picked him up on a rooftop trying
to sneak down a chimney.

Meant to clean the whole place out.

It's not how it looked.

Look, I don't want to seem pushy, but I
need to be going. See, my sleigh's due

to pick me up in a half hour in the
park.

And then where, the North Pole?

Oh, Thailand.

You know how it is. Once you get behind
on a gig like this, you're fruitcake.

Well, a lot of kids are going to be
disappointed.

You really believe this, don't you?

I think you're out of your mind.

Then you're gonna get a lump of coal.

Anything yet? No sign of it anywhere.

Your chain of lockers? Doing it now.

Well?

We just gotta keep looking. It's gotta
be here somewhere.

Of course it is.

Unless, of course, it ain't.

What's happening?

Meaning maybe it's here, maybe it's not.

Maybe it's on the moon.

Maybe you're the bomber. Or maybe I'm
just out of my mind. Well, that's a good

possibility. Let me tell you.

Nothing. All right, we're out of here.

You have some explaining to do.

What are you talking about? You can't
leave.

Try me.

Look, people are going to die, Crumb.
Yeah, me from frostbite. I'm going to

out of here.

Crumb, the bear.

For the second time.

I don't see any list.

Oh, it's in my head.

It would take forever to put something
like that down on paper.

It's easier this way.

It's kind of like that movie Rain Man.

Well, go ahead. You know, quiz me.

I don't have time for your stupid games.
Of course you do.

You're in prison.

Go ahead.

Any name.

Try it.

Martin Gorolowitz.

Naughty. What?

Four years in a row.

Next.

Igor Strasovsky.

Which one?

The one in Budapest.

Father, son.

Son. Nice.

See, it's really not that hard.

See, I'd scramble the letters, then
alphabetize them into a code.

Then how do you get there?

Where? Two billion homes in one night.

Oh, yeah, well.

It's really not that hard if you work
the time zones.

See, it's tomorrow in Asia when it's
yesterday here.

Of course, you have to wear a lot of
watches to keep it all straight, but you

kind of get used to that.

And also, of course, those reindeer go
like bats out of hell.

Help!

Dear Detective Crump, watch out for tin
ice.

Was it some kind of a joke?

I think it's a pun.

I think it's a pun.

You know, ice.

Thin ice.

Get out of here.

You know what I think? I think this is
getting personal.

Look, something's wrong. It was supposed
to explode.

Yes? The bomb. It was supposed to
explode, but there's no bomb.

Very astute observation.

Look, this guy, he's following us.
Whoever he is, he knows where we're

What are you doing?

Looks like snow.

You got any feeling about that, one way
or the other?

About what?

Because if you did...

You could be a weatherman instead of,
you know, a deputy sheriff. You still

don't believe me, do you?

Look, I'm letting you go. Not that I
don't sell my suspicions. It's just that

you're making me crazy with this should
be, supposed to be. I mean, what are

you, one of those magic eight balls?
Look, Crumb, all I'm trying to do is

you out here. Do me a favor.

Don't.

All right, I won't.

Merry Christmas, you old goat.

Goodbye stretch pants.

Goodbye fireplace.

Goodbye weekend in heaven.

You're pretty broken up about this,
aren't you?

Wouldn't you be?

My car's in hock, my life is a mess, and
I'm stuck here in jail with a raving

lunatic on Christmas Eve.

Things just never work out for you, do
they?

Who asked you?

Problem is, you don't believe.

Could you just shut up?

Too bad.

You started out as a good kid, as I
remember.

Of course, that's some time ago, and
there was that Christmas, and you were

nine.

Wrong. I was eight. Shows you how much
you know.

No, you were nine, I'm sure of it.
Eight. Nine. Eight.

Are you absolutely positive? I was eight
when I asked for the sled.

Fine, and you were eight.

And all you got is that sled.

What kind was it again?

L .L. Bean.

Nah, flexible flyer.

The one with the fins on the back?

Nah, you're making that up.

You're pretty good at this, aren't you?

I try to be.

But you didn't get it, did you, that
sled?

It went to someone else.

Inky Bowers.

Inky bars.

I never liked that kid.

You all wondered why I went to him.

Because you didn't believe.

See, there's a price you have to pay for
that.

Not believing.

Big one.

Okay, that's enough. Let's just stop
right there.

You're not Santa Claus. I'm not a dope.
And I want out. Now!

Hello, Sergeant whatever your name is. I
demand to be moved.

I have my rights, you know.

I want a new cell.

Hello.

Oh, my God.

Is he sick?

Hard to tell.

My guess is he's faking.

But I'll call a medic.

Oh, wait a minute. You're not going to
leave me here alone with him, are you? I

mean, what if he spasms or something?

I'm really not very good with death.

Oh. No, I'm serious.

Hey, buddy.

Oh, man.

This has been some day.

Need to get to the sleigh.

What?

Waiting there.

Lincoln Park.

Gotta get there.

Otherwise, no good.

Oh, man, come on. What is this?

Okay,

nice try.

I know what you're trying to do. You're
trying to make me help you get out of

here, is that it? Go to start coughing
up blood.

Oh, no, don't do that. Kids, depending
on me, need your help.

No, no need my help. No, no.

Okay, okay, fine, fine.

Cell number 38.

What's wrong with him? You're the
paramedic. You tell me.

My teeth.

Anything else you want to tell me about?
Like giant spiders or flying saucers?

No, just a bomb and a teddy bear. That's
a few minutes better. What do we got?

We cleared the building, plus we got
fighter trucks out in front. Anything

Yeah, my Christmas tree lights at home
ain't working.

Get me some. A big fat guy, nothing that
skinny wants.

Yes, sir.

So, this is where little Bertie told you
the bomb was going to be?

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Are you the detective in charge here?

That's me.

Do you realize what you're doing?

You've shut down this store on the
busiest day of the year.

So? So, the owner is very close to the
mayor.

This time you're sure?

Yeah. No chance you're mistaken?

No.

Well, be sure to get red ones. And
nothing that twinkles.

All right, come on, boys.

Tear them open.

I don't believe this.

What have you done?

You just broke out of jail.

I just broke out of jail?

Me, Chuck Fishman.

I busted Ster.

I'm a felon.

Relax.

You just did something nice.

I did?

You got a buck?

No, I don't have a buck. They took my
wallet.

Oh, my God. They know who I am. What
about your pocket? You got a quarter.

Oh, good.

Keep up the good work.

Oh, great. You know what? This is
insane.

I mean, look at you.

You don't even look like the guy.
Where's your beard?

You're a fake, just like all the rest of
them.

What? What's wrong? What's wrong?

You're not believing again.

Oh, man.

Come on, take it back.

Okay. Okay, fine. Fine, I take it back,
okay? I take it back. You gotta watch

out for that kind of stuff.

Okay.

All right.

Let's go.

No bomb.

You're sure? We're sure.

No bomb. No bomb.

It's too bad. Want us to start on the
elephants?

Skip it.

Yes, sir.

Any thoughts?

I don't understand. It doesn't make any
sense. It was supposed to be here.

Maybe I can help you out.

You see, I'm a policeman, and you're a
lunatic.

That's why we got stuff coming out of
our hair.

Furthermore, let me tell you. There's a
phone call for you.

One guest, the mayor.

Correct.

You got three minutes to come up with an
explanation. After that, I'm putting

you in a straitjacket.

I don't get it.

I got it. I'm dreaming.

This is all because of some hot sauce I
ate. I doubt it. Any moment now, I'm

going to wake up and find myself laying
in a gutter, drunk, which would be just

fine with me.

What are you doing?

We're going to need wheels.

You're stealing a car?

Oh, no, no, no, no. Look, I already got
a record because of you, and I'm not

going to add grand theft larceny to the
list.

Fine, go.

You betcha I'm going.

But remember this, if I am who I say I
am, You're walking away from the one

chance in your life to do something good
for the world.

That means anything to you?

Think it does?

Okay.

Get in.

Thought you said we were going to the
park.

We missed it.

We need to meet at the next stop.

Where's that?

Cleveland.

All right, let's wrap it up.

86 to Dead Bears. Let's get out of here.
Hey, Crumb.

Crumb, I found another note. Good for
you.

You mean good for me. Don't you want to
read it? No, thanks.

Well, I think you should. I think I know
what's going on now.

Oh, that's nice. I'm thrilled.

You're thrilled? Tell it to the new guy.

Tell it to... Wait, wait.

What new guy?

The poor slob that they're going to
bring in to handle this thing.

Me? I'm going to go home and hang
Christmas lights.

You're going to... Wait a second.

You're off the case?

The mayor wants results.

I don't got them.

See ya.

Whatever happened to Cabbage Patch,
Stiles?

I had a heck with it. I need a drink.
Come on, you're buying.

Yeah, you do and you'll clean it up.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm great.

Christmas Eve.

I'm off the case.

Maybe out of a job.

That's 30 years out of the forest out of
the garden. How could things be bad?

Merry Christmas.

Maybe you should get something to eat
with that. Like what? Christmas crow?

Listen, you can't let this get to you.
Giving up is not the solution. Who says

you want to spare his flight?

Somewhere out there, there's a guy
planning on killing people.

With what? Love notes?

Sooner or later, he's going to succeed.

You know what gets me?

It's not this crummy bar or the fact
that my bunions ate, or that I staked my

pension on a word of some nut that reads
tea leaves.

What gets me is I'm never going to get a
chance to see this guy's face.

I just wish I knew how he did it.

He was watching you.

What? Listen to what I'm saying.

This guy knew where we were. We thought
we were following him, but we weren't.

He was following you.

Cat and mouse.

And you were the mouse.

All right, that shit, he kicked me off.
I'm gonna track this guy down if it

takes me the rest of my life.

Excuse me?

Detective Crumb?

Yes. I have a message for you.

Nobody move!

Nobody moved.

Do you even know where you're going?

The highway.

The highway's down here?

It's a shortcut.

Go left at Angela Monaghan's house.

The one with the stucco chimney.

She's naughty.

Nice.

I'm Gary.

Gary who?

A friend of mine, Gary Hoffman.

Know him?

Matt. Okay. Tell me, what's different
about him?

Different? Yeah, that's right.

If you're Santa Claus, you should know.

What's this?

He's got a mole on his armpit.

What else?

Batted 461 in Little League.

He gets tomorrow's paper.

Today. I bet you meant something
unusual.

One more screen, and I'll set this thing
off.

Tell him I mean it. Everybody be calm.
He's not going to hurt you.

He came here for me. That's right, isn't
it?

You betcha.

You want to tell me why?

I thought we should meet.

Fine.

Nice to meet you. Why don't we go
outside and talk?

You were following me.

Of course I was following you. That's my
job.

I knew.

You were helping him.

I saw you.

Some help.

But I fooled you, didn't I?

I did.

Yeah, I did.

But we won the game.

We won the game.

That's right.

That's right.

You won the game.

So why don't we end it right now?

Oh, because we haven't played the last
round yet.

The part where we all go boom.

In, uh, 12 minutes.

Okay, I think I've got this thing
figured out. What's that?

What we're gonna tell the cops.

Sorry. We plead insanity, okay?

Well, you or me?

We tell them you ate too many french
fries.

You lost your mind.

You abducted me at gunpoint, right?

I don't approve a gun.

Except for the toy ones.

All right, fine.

A toy gun.

We call him up, and we turn ourselves
in.

And then we sell the whole story to
Oprah.

Holy cow, we might even end up ahead.

I wouldn't count on it.

This is the police.

Shut off your engine and put your hands
on the dashboard now.

Act natural.

I am acting natural.

I mean, don't act like Santa Claus.

That's going to be hard.

Remember, French fries, Oprah, book
deals, okay?

Right?

What are you doing?

I know them both.

Either of them is nice.

Oh, no, I think it's going quite well.
All according to plan.

I hope he didn't forget anything.

You watch them.

I'll write the note.

Let's see.

This guy is not even a Snickers bar.

We gotta get him away from that bomb.

How do you suggest we do it, Ed? Ask him
pretty please?

Uh,

rats, moles, bats, and weasels.

Yeah.

The hour has come.

All right, that's it. You gotta rush
him.

On the three, you ready?

One, two.

I told you not to move!

I told you!

Okay.

I'll blow it now!

Because you stole it. I would go give it
back. Yeah, right, and reindeer have

wings. Only when they're published.

Hey, you with the animal.

I think it's time we had a talk.

There's nothing to talk about.

Yeah, well, I got something to talk
about.

I'm old.

I'm tired.

My feet are flat.

You want to blow me to pieces? Hey, go
ahead.

I probably deserve it anyway.

But before you do, think about this.

It's Christmas Eve.

All over the world, people are getting
ready for what I do not know.

Neither do they.

But it's important.

Something worth waiting for.

That's the same with these people here.

They all got someplace to go. Somebody
who needs them.

Me?

I don't.

So why don't you let them go?

You don't want them.

You want me.

So come on. What do you say?

Make Santa happy.

Chuck, get the hell out of here now.

I can't.

Blow it now.

Drop your guns. The guy's got a bomb.

You heard him now.

He's got a bomb?

Christmas Eve?

That's naughty if I ever heard it. Look,
please, do me a favor, hon. Just this

once, please.

Look, mister. Stand back.

Look, I know you don't want to do this.
I know you really don't want to do this.

One more step, and I'll set it off.

Ralphie?

It's not my name.

You're Little Ralphie. No, I am not. I'm
Howard Phillips.

Oh, that's right, Howard Phillips. I
always got you two confused.

So, what are you doing here?

Well, what does it look like I'm doing?

Howie Phillips.

Who is this? I don't know.

You know, you used to be one of my
favorite kids.

Nice.

Very consistent. Remember?

I got you your first chemistry set.

Oh, you remember? It had all those
little test tubes.

Plus, I got you a teddy bear, too.

Then, oh, something happened.

Oh, what was it?

You're not really Santa.

Oh, that's what happened. You stopped
believing.

I remember the day.

I was standing in a workshop, helping
the elves make my cheesy sets, when all

a sudden I got this hurt.

You know, ache right in my heart, like
some little piece of joy had suddenly

withered away.

Mrs. Claus said, it's indigestion,
honey. But I knew better.

Someone has stopped believing, I said.

Where's my mother?

hurt me, you know?

I mean, you stopped writing me.

You stopped even thinking of me.

Didn't you?

Oh, can I see it?

Well, I'll give it back.

I promise.

That didn't sound too good.

Oh my God.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir, that's right. We got the guy.

The city can awake from its nightmare of
terror.

That's very good, Your Honor.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

Well, congratulations.

You're a hero.

I owe you one.

You, too.

Plus that bozo who went bang.

Well, take your stuff and get out of
here.

Sir, he broke out of jail. You want to
explain that to a board of inquiry?

Yeah.

Funny thing is, Still can't believe he's
dead.

I mean, I know he came down in pieces,
but a guy like that, he really believed

he was what he thought he was, you know,
and you sort of have to admire that.

You bet, yeah.

Cynical me.

I thought he was just a cheap con.

My keys.

He stole my keys.

Your car was here an hour ago.

Somebody must have took it.

Yep.

I think this is for you.

It's magic.

At least it is if you believe.

Which, I guess, can happen to the best
of us.

Merry Christmas!

Yes, same to you.

It all depends on being wise enough to
know your heart.

And young enough.

Feel that old surprise.

I'm dreaming of a white

Christmas With every

Christmas card I write

May your days

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