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No, it's breathtaking, really. Just to imagine how weird, you know. I don't

know.

I put a spell on you.

I rely on the law.

Because of my...

It's insane.

It's really insane.

The things you do.

I still have no idea how he did that.

Oh,

my God.

I'm just shocked, aren't we?

Because you're mad.

Mad.

Oh, you're mad.

Right,

guys. So we're in London right now and the weather is pretty gloomy.

So, I'm going to get out of here. We're going to go somewhere hot and sunny.

I'm going to take my friends on a little journey.

Who have we got with me over this side?

Yo, introduce yourself.

Hello, hi, I'm Jalera. You alright?

I'm alright. Good.

What are you doing today?

Well, I'm just here. I'm going to do some good driving and you're going to

Excellent. Who have we got in the back?

Yo, Denny, wake up.

My head's all stuck, man.

My name's Den.

Dancer, dynamo, and teacher to dynamo.

Do you dance too, man? I do everything.

What, um, have, um... What have we got over this side?

I'm Alfie Moon.

He's not really called Alfie Moon. What's your real name? Tell him. Hello,

everyone. My name's Ian.

OK, anything else to say?

Um, I'm your baby. Obviously not. So, anyway, right now, we're going to go

Where are we going?

You haven't told us yet.

It's a surprise.

Summertime at easy.

Fish are jumping and

hotness high.

We had landed in Ibiza at the height of the summer season, when hundreds of

thousands of tourists flocked to the island to soak up the sun, sea, and just

about anything they can get their hands on.

We were headed to a beach called Calabasas on the west coast of the

This is the place.

I've heard the views are just exquisite.

A haven for Ibiza's elite.

with its long stretch of fine white sand set in front of a shady pinecone

forest.

As the boys went

ahead, I stayed behind in the car park to try something with a group of

tourists.

Yeah, fine with, yeah.

Tell you what, you've got the lock and you've got the key there as well. Yeah,

I want you to take the lock and just wrap it around the front wheel.

Double wrap it, yeah? Yeah. And lock it up.

Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, no problem.

You want me to lock it as well? Yeah, lock it. Yeah.

Are you happy that's secure? That's locked, yeah. That's totally secure,

Alright, just step back. Yeah.

And just watch.

I locked

it,

and then he just took hold of it and ripped the whole thing off.

But it didn't even come apart. It was still attached. The lock was still on

chain.

There's no way you could do that. I don't know how he did it. Apple. It's

impossible.

As the warm waters of the Balearic Sea lap the Abipan coastline, the relentless

rat race of London seemed like a million miles away.

As we sat under the blazing midday sun, the beach was suddenly transformed into

a makeshift catwalk.

As if the sun, sea and sand wasn't good enough, Calabasas decided to give us

models and swimwear.

After the fashion show, I decided to catch up with a few of the models.

I mean, it would be rude not to.

How are you all doing? You alright? What's your name?

Iran. Iran.

Henry. Marie. Marie. Danny Chan. Danny Chan.

Marianne. Marianne. All very simple names for me to remember. Love it.

Does anybody have like a key or a coin or anything like that I could borrow?

you've got a key right there.

Can I borrow this?

What's it for?

It's for my hotel room. Hotel room, okay.

Can I take it off of this, is that alright? Yes, of course.

So, give me that butt.

Can you see that?

See? And you can see my eyes through there, right?

Yeah.

And take the hole.

Take the hole from the key.

Look,

you can see the key.

The hole is gone.

There you go.

So the hole's right here, look.

The hole's right here. Can you see the hole?

Can you see it?

I'll tell you what, what if I make it a bit easier for you to see? Can I use one

of these bottles?

I'll take the bottle and maybe if I...

I'll take the hole and just put it.

Here, look. No way.

Take the hole.

Put it on the bottom.

You take the bottle.

There you go. Thanks very much.

It may sound a bit weird, but he took the hole out of Mikey and put it

underneath the bottle.

And there's a hole underneath the bottle.

When you see it on TV, you think, no, that's just fake. But

now we can say it's fake because it's real.

It's weird.

Under the shade of the pine trees that line the beach club, I bumped into a

couple that were celebrating their wedding anniversary.

What's your name?

Sian. Sian, and you are? Paul. Paul.

Out here, we've got the sun, we've got the sea, we've got the sand.

We've even got the boats. You see all the yachts and stuff out there?

Yes, amazing.

I want you to imagine you've got a boat, and don't say it out loud, but imagine

a name for that boat.

You got one?

Yeah.

Okay, good.

Just look at me.

But either.

Oh, my God.

My granddad's here.

That's your granddad? Yes. Oh, my God. That's his name, yeah. Well, there's

one thing left to say, and that's welcome aboard.

But either.

What?

That's me.

Oh.

That's the name I had in my head, looking into his eyes.

And he read it.

I was peaceful.

I am.

I watched that, saying welcome aboard.

And I looked at him, he said, you're evil. Nobody seemed behind him. He was

stood in front of it. When he moved, it just changed.

That was absolutely amazing.

When we get home, people are going to be so jealous. I don't know where he went

though. Where did he go? He disappeared from here. Just that quick?

Yeah. It was amazing.

As the sun started to go down, I wanted to try one last thing.

What's your name, sir? Si. Si.

Dynamo. Wilson.

Wilson. Phil. Phil. Gary.

Gary. You having a good time here? Yes, fantastic, fantastic.

I want to try something using a T -shirt.

Can I use yours?

I've got a size T -shirt.

What?

I gave him my t -shirt, and then next minute, he was up

there.

Couldn't believe the eyes.

I could not explain that.

I think I've drunk too much whiskey today.

I was on the holiday island of Ibiza with three of my best mates, Jalera,

and Alfie Moon.

You already know Jalera.

Donuts. It's got a brown writing which made me assume that there's going to be

chocolate filling in the donuts.

Dennis used to be my dance coach back in Bradford and he is one of the craziest,

most talented people I know.

Alfie Moon is an ex -soldier who recently returned home from Afghanistan

doubles up as my security.

I've known Alfie for years and he's always a good guy to have around,

think the other guys take advantage of his good nature.

We

were

headed to Ibiza town on the south east coast of the island.

The area is a great place for holidaymakers to get some respite from

heat, with its numerous restaurants and bars, and there's a great side of the

island to explore.

Hey. Hi.

What's your name?

Marion.

Sebastian.

Lucas.

So are you here on holiday?

Yeah. And where are you from originally?

Germany and Austria. Germany and Austria. Okay.

I want to try something with you. Yeah, okay.

I'd like you to think of somebody who's not here with you, but who you wish

could have come on this trip.

Yeah.

He looked me in the eyes, then the name was there.

My best friend, I thought he would never know this name.

I've never seen something like that before.

Crazy.

At night Ibiza town comes alive.

There's an incredible energy as buskers and street artists come out to perform

amongst the ancient monuments.

What's your name?

Sarah.

Nice to meet you. We'll try something using euros.

Do you have any euros?

I just need one.

Yeah, 20. Perfect.

Watch.

Hold your hand up.

Yeah?

Now, I want to try something with another euro.

Do you have a 5 or a 10?

It's a 5, perfect!

So, what is it?

And then just hold it down like this.

You see the 5 and the 20.

Now you've got the 5 and I've got the 20.

I want to try something

a bit different.

Do you like ice cream?

He likes ice cream.

You like ice cream. I want you to go in there and buy him an ice cream.

Surprise him.

Awesome. So you've got the ice cream.

Whereabouts are you staying in Ibiza?

The hotel?

Yeah. Oh,

okay. Royal Plaza Hotel.

Can I try something with this?

I have to return to my bedroom, man.

Okay. What's closer, yeah?

Tell you what, open the ice cream.

Oh,

my

God. Oh, you're gay.

Amazing.

Amazing. I buy the ice cream here.

No, it's my favorite. That's fine.

You like the classic and Me Too? I was thinking that my cat could be lost.

And after... Oh, my God.

As we left the beeper tower...

The area suddenly exploded into life as a huge parade marched through the street

promoting the various clubs across the island.

Having started my career in the clubs and bars of Bradford, I knew this was

something I'd have to check out before we left.

Bloody hell.

We were on the holiday island of Ibiza

and we had headed down to Cafe Mambo, which is famous for its food, music and

spectacular views, which make it a favourite destination for tourists

get a little respite from the madness of San Antonio.

I just want you to think of any playing card.

Just turn your glasses off.

Just put them out in front of you, towards the ceiling.

I don't know how he did that. These are my glasses.

I had them on my face I took them off, he braved on them, and the card that I

chose appeared on my lens.

They're pretty cheap glasses, though. You want that?

I want to try one more thing with you, actually.

Hold this like that, and then take this glass and hold it quite far out, yeah?

Yeah.

A little bit this way Bring

it

a little bit closer towards me

It's not even wet, mate. Look, it's not even wet.

Hey, is that a bug pot? Enjoy.

He managed to transfer the water from the waterfall through his finger into

glass. Absolutely bone dry. It's all around there. You can see it absolutely

there. And it's there in the glass.

I'm drinking water come out of the man's finger.

I thought that's what we're doing.

As we hung out, it seemed like a perfect opportunity to catch up with some of my

fans.

It still amazes me the amount of support I get wherever I am in the world, and

it's always great to meet the people who've helped me make my dreams come

Later that afternoon, I caught up with the Mambo Brothers, a .k .a. Christian

and Alan Anadon, who run Cafe Mambo and have been responsible for some of the

best parties on the island for the past ten years.

Excuse me, have you got any napkins? Yep, perfect.

I just want one piece.

I'm going to take that and I want both of you to write your

signatures nice and big on there.

I've got a big marker for you.

Now take it and just fold it up and put it in your pocket.

So you sign the napkin and you fold it up and you put it in your pocket.

And I've not touched it, right?

Definitely not touched it.

Okay, I want to show you something. Just come with me.

Right, let's do it.

Over the years, you guys must have thrown hundreds, if not

thousands of parties, right?

And you've got pictures all over the walls of some of the crazy nights.

This is my first time at Cafe Mambo, and this is the first time I've met you

guys, right?

Yeah.

So what would you say if I told you at this moment, had already happened

impossible i never i never made it before okay because just

come have a look at this picture right here do you know roughly what year this

picture was taken last year i think last year yeah so it's about a year ago

right yeah take a closer look at the picture look in the background

bloody hell

That's the signature there.

No way.

No, but that's him there.

Yeah.

My God.

Unbelievable.

And that's tiny.

It's incredible.

Fantastic.

Where is he now?

Wow. With a napkin.

Yeah.

Same as the picture.

As the day came to a close, we had front row seats for the Ibiza sunset, an

event that draws thousands of visitors to Cafe Mambo's doorstep every evening.

As the sun set over the Balearic Sea, we all knew it would be the start of a

very eventful night.

Wiley is one of Britain's most successful MCs.

with numerous top 10 hits and regular fill -out tours, and tonight was clearly

no exception.

While they had to shoot off after the show, but we headed backstage to catch

with his DJ and management team.

John. I was on stage a second ago. Top T. Top T.

Kadeer. Kadeer. Nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you, man.

I want to try something.

Yeah. I'm going to use my pass. I don't need it anymore now. No, you're good.

Okay, cool.

I'm going to take my pass and I'm going to

write my name on this.

So I've got Dynamo.

See that?

See that, yeah?

Yeah. You guys see that? Yeah.

Yeah. And you can use your office as well. Yeah.

Put this there.

Yeah.

And if I hold this for you, do you want me to write your name on here as well?

Write my name or sign my name? Sign it, write it, whatever you want.

Perfect.

Can you see that?

I'm going to hold these like this, if you want to put the pen down for a

And if I stand like this, if you want to grab hold of the lanyards, one in each

hand, and just stretch them out so your arms are wide.

So they're wide, so they're at the side.

That's perfect.

Don't let go.

See that?

What?

Man.

That defo, defo sucks.

It's like they've melted into it. What do you mean?

It's like they go into each other, don't they?

Now look.

After leaving

Ibiza

Rock, the lads wanted to head down to Pascha, one of the world's most famous

clubs.

As we arrived at Pasha, the boys hit my dance floor.

Pasha is famed for its burlesque dancers and I decided to catch up with a few of

them before their performance.

What's your name darling?

Wendy. Wendy Dynamo.

Nice to meet you.

Can I have a look at your bracelet?

Can you take it off?

So we got Wendy's bracelet.

It was time to see the club in all its glory, and world -famous DJ Pete Tong

offered to show me a unique perspective of Pasha, something only a few people

ever get to see.

The next morning I woke up early.

The lads had stayed out late and all seemed pretty worse for wear.

I had a bit of a

heavy night last night.

Let's go and wake them up.

I'll be.

As this was our last day in Ibiza, I decided to head out and explore the

side of the island.

Amongst the vast orange groves to the north I met a family who had lived in

Ibiza for generations.

So we're here in the orange grove.

There's like hundreds of orange trees here, right? Yeah.

They're green.

Yeah. So they're not really like got oranges on yet. I don't think it's the

right season.

Sarah, what I'd like you to do is just choose one tree. Take a walk around.

We'll follow you. Choose one tree. Okay.

This tree right here? Yeah.

Okay.

Alright. Everyone can see me right? Yeah.

Yeah.

What?

No. No.

and then the red orange came out.

It couldn't be that they grow so fast.

It was our last day in Ibiza.

And Steph Troxler, the DJ who we met the night before at Pasha, had invited us

up to one of his secret villa parties in the Northern Mountains.

Mate, it's thick, innit?

I can't believe this place, man.

Dynamo.

Who lives here?

I don't actually know whose house it is, you know.

Don't invite it to a party, innit?

What happens if I leave for in it?

Oh, I don't know.

I don't know what I would do with all my wounds, you know?

So now we can pretend There's an orchestra in the room

As the sun set, I caught up with Steph and some of his friends inside the

So now if you put it there, I think the pictures will be more central.

We can get a picture or... Come on, go.

There you go.

Bang it in the centre.

In fact, just do me a favour.

Hold this hand out.

Take it and just hold it on the bottom. Hold it tight.

That's crazy.

I was not expecting that. That's incredible.

That's unexplainable.

Definitely not planted here. I'm a pretty famous DJ.

That was completely real. That was insane.

I've got a picture of the cameraman on it.

There it is.

Mind -boggling. I don't feel afraid or anything, just like really...

excited that some things maybe can't be explained.

That's, I think, pretty cool.

Back outside, the party was really warming up and the boys were making the

of their last night in Ibiza.

Before we left, I wanted to gather everyone around to try something

in the humid night air.

Can I borrow that water for one second?

Yeah.

Want to have a drink out of that?

I'll tell you what, if you pour some out into there. But leave just less than

half, yeah? That would be great.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Can everyone see the bottle?

Everyone see the water, yeah?

Watch.

Take it a step further watch

No way.

One minute it was water, next minute it's ice. The Buddha's mouth turned into

ice as well. It's like a fountain of ice.

Went over and tapped it.

How he can do that with his bare hands?

No idea.

It's breathtaking, really, just to imagine how we're here today.

I don't know.

That is very freaky.

Really insane.

Is it him?

Maybe that's why they call him the magician.

Brand new Dynamo Magician Impossible will be back with more extremely cool

magic next Thursday night at nine.

Next up, do not go anywhere.

Danger Man, the incredible Mr. Goodwin is back.

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