All language subtitles for Diagnosis Murder s08e07 Hot House

strangers of all ages and walks of life,
living together in one hot house.

In tonight's special edition, we're
live.

Let's take a peek inside the hot house.

Larry, is there a single woman in your
life you haven't hit on? You girls are

too beautiful to resist.

Larry, did you ever consider that maybe
Jillian finds the term girl offensive?

I thought this was hot house, not PC
house.

You know you're not doing yourself any
favors here, man.

You want to kick me out, too?

Open the field up for yourself.

You make everything out to be about you,
don't you? I am the hero of my own

life. Well, I hate to disappoint you,
but you're not the hero of this house.

More like the villain.

You sound like my soon -to -be ex -wife.

Well, she must be a very wise woman.

Five.

Popcorn?

You, uh, watching Hot House again?

Yeah, I thought I ought to check on
Alex.

You don't think I could ever expose my
life on TV like he has?

No, too, but you don't have a mountain
of student debt to pay off like that.

That $35 ,000 is going to come in handy.

I thought you had this evening off.

Oh, I finished a half an hour ago.

And instead of going home or getting
dinner, you just happened to turn on the

TV. Well, it's just going to be live
tonight. It's on tape, usually, you

So they can't edit out the boring part.

So is that girl Norris still going on
about John Cusack?

It was like she was angling for a date
or something.

No, she's been mercifully quiet this
night.

You know, they're trying to throw the
obnoxious one off the show.

Can they do that?

I mean, it's not Big Brother or
Survivor. I guess they're going to take

on it. As I understand it, they can
petition the producers to remove

Well, they did kick somebody off of Real
World.

Yeah, in the San Francisco season.

Channel serving.

May I make a suggestion?

Okay.

Of course. Say what's on your mind.

The hell with you.

I say what's on my mind.

I'm out on the street.

Larry, I'm trying to help you.

Will you give me half a chance?

Why do you put up with this guy?

Ask her about last night.

You know, nobody is as good as you think
you are. And nobody's as bad as you all

make Larry out to be, either.

What is this called? You know, that
thing where abused hostages identify

their captors? It's got a name. What is
it?

Stockholm Syndrome.

It's called Stockholm Syndrome. You've
got way too much time on your hands.

I'm out of here. Okay. I think we should
all sleep on it. Can we do that?

Please? Can we just not make a decision
in anger?

That's my girl. She wants one more bite
of the apple.

No, Larry.

I don't.

I think we should all sleep alone
tonight.

Well, that's a novel idea.

We need to clear our minds.

Reflect. This is a big decision.

If in the morning...

You all think he's got to go.

I won't stand in your way.

You're just postponing the inevitable.

Please.

Emotions are running high in the
hothouse. After we come back from a word

our sponsors, let's see the events that
led up to this confrontation.

Sleep doesn't change my mind.

What about you?

Had a chance to reflect?

Not really.

I fell asleep the minute my head hit the
pillow.

Let's get this over with, huh? I say we
vote.

All right.

All in favor of Larry leaving, raise
your hand.

I said I wouldn't stand in your way.

Who's going to break the news?

Oliver.

She's right.

Let's do it.

Larry? Come on, Larry.

Larry, we need to talk to you.

Larry.

Larry, wake up.

Larry, wake up.

Bunny.

Don't let anybody touch anything.

Why?

He's dead.

Mr.

Warbler, have someone call 911.

Everyone, the police are in the
building.

You don't have to make a general
announcement.

The home audience needs to know.

I'm not entertainment.

In fact, no part of an official
investigation can be used on the air, so

here on in, everything will have to be
on tape and cleared with the DA's

Now, who found the body?

We all did. Yeah, we don't usually throw
a wake -up party, but the house had

some business to discuss.

You mean like whether or not you were
going to throw him out?

Detective. I see you watched last
night's show.

A friend had it on.

Now, can someone show me to the body,
please?

This way.

Anybody know if he was alone last night?

We all agreed on separate sleeping
arrangements so we could consider the

situation.

So you don't know for a fact that he was
by himself last night?

I'll know soon enough.

We keep these cameras running 24 hours a
day.

Anyone entered or left the room, it'll
be on that tape.

I'm going to want a copy of everything
recorded yesterday and this morning.

Consider it done.

Think that tape of yours will show how
much vodka he consumed?

A lot.

Larry was a heavy drinker, especially
when he had trouble sleeping.

He'd take a pill, take a drink.

Some nights he'd take another pill, take
another drink.

That's what he took?

Yeah.

With vodka?

And not one of you tried to stop him?

Of course, I tried.

I warned him exactly what could happen.

I was there.

Alex practically begged.

So did I.

You know what Larry said?

I've got so much energy, I'm going to
live forever.

I don't want anyone leaving until I've
had a chance to review the tapes and get

the autopsy results.

Well, they're not going anywhere.

We still have five weeks of the show
left.

You're not calling it off?

Why should I?

One of your participants just died.

Well, not that I'd arrange it to happen
myself or that I'd want it to, but you

have to admit, it's terrific drama.

Hot House is the highest rated show the
All Real Network has ever had.

I cannot wait for this to hit the air.

You ever heard the word exploitation?

Heard it?

Exploitation is my middle name.

Did I mention we keep full surveillance
of the outside of the house as well?

Smile, detective.

I'm making your job easy.

I'll get you a complete set of last
night's tapes.

I can't talk about it.

I can't.

The man was going to do what the man was
going to do.

Now, I know that sounds cold, but that's
the way things are.

Peter, I know you're monitoring.

I need you to send this directly to
Detective Steve Sloan.

Well, the autopsy came out just as we
expected. He died of an overdose, pills,

and alcohol.

Any way to tell if it was an accident or
suicide?

Well, the blood count was .28, which
means he took six or seven pills.

Isn't that a lot?

Well, it would argue for suicide, except
for two things.

You know, when your tolerance increases,
you have to have a higher dosage. And

when you're inebriated and doped up, you
don't know how many pills you've taken.

So I can close the file? Yeah, it's sad
any way you look at it.

Lieutenant Sloan.

I want you to know I'm a moral man.

My best interest, I never let you see
this tape.

Like I said, I have principles.

Peter, I know you're monitoring.

I need you to send this directly to
Detective Steve Sloan.

Steve, I've been thinking about this
over and over since you left.

Everyone here hated Larry, myself
included.

The guy was a creep.

He hit on the women. He rifled through
everybody's stuff.

He was arrogant and insulting.

The guy was an angry, bitter man, but he
was not depressive by any definition

I've been taught.

I don't know how it happened with all
these cameras.

Now, I think something's wrong here.
Don't ask me how, but please do not shut

off an investigation.

Wait. Don't turn it off.

Okay, now, Peter.

If I don't hear from Steve in the next
12 hours, I'm leaving this house and I'm

saying this directly to the press.

Got it?

Principles.

Business.

You know, maybe we better have another
look at last night's tapes.

What are those black bars there?

It's called time code.

It lets us know how far into the tape we
are.

And it also gives us frame numbers. Very
important for editing.

Someone actually sits and watches people
sleep?

No. At midnight, we set new tapes for
each of the rooms.

They're six hours long. At 6 a .m., we
switch the tapes later. We review the

tapes to see if anything worthwhile went
on.

Like what?

Well, it's 2 .03 now.

Say Nora came to visit.

Then we check Jillian's room at 2 .03,
see if Jamal came to visit. That would

interesting. You take the bedroom
activity?

This isn't Europe. We tape it, but we
don't air it.

Look at that.

Check the patrol logs if you think it's
important.

No, I didn't mean the patrol car.

Could you rewind that, please?

See?

The windows are closed, but the curtains
are moving.

Now, how do you suppose that happened?

Trapped from the ventilation system?

Yeah, maybe.

Could I look at the other bedroom,
please, at exactly that same time?

Sure.

Why don't we start with Nora's room? She
was Larry's lover, wasn't she?

Uh, one of those unpredictable
relationships.

Oh, I don't know.

I think she was kind of calculating from
the start.

I thought she was after Larry right from
the first day.

I can see you're a fan, Dr. Sloan.

Well, didn't we call the guilty
pleasure?

Well, we knew where she was.

We ought to look at everyone, though, I
think, don't you?

Why can't we be honest?

We all hated the guy.

He had his problems.

More like defects.

The man was going through a bad split
with his old lady.

He was cheating his wife.

They were separated.

I'm not talking about sex. I'm talking
about money.

You guys didn't know?

He bragged that he had $100 ,000 his
wife was never going to find.

As if I'd find that hot.

Everyone? Hello?

Everyone?

Company.

Everyone, I would like to introduce you
to your new housemate.

This is Dr. Mark Sloan.

Hello.

Okay, first things first.

Are you dietarily restricted, Dr. Sloan?

How do you mean?

Are you a veggie or a vegan or anything
like that? As a matter of fact, I'm a

part owner of a barbecue joint.

Okay, you're refrigerator number two.

Jillian is a vegetarian, and I was
raised Muslim, so we made refrigerator

one the no -no box.

Top shelf, no meat.

Bottom shelf, no pork.

Refrigerator number two is for the rest
of you folks, including Nora, who's high

protein.

Keep it in mind.

You'll get the hang of it.

Is there anything else I don't know?

Ah, the cameras.

Voice and sound activated. They're going
to follow you everywhere you go.

See that one right there?

They're not zooming in on me even as we
speak.

Oh. Is there any way around them?

Well, the only place that's really off
limits is the head, but, you know, you'd

be surprised. You'd just forget all
about them.

Yeah, judging from what I've seen on
television, I think that's absolutely

Jillian?

Hi.

Oh, hello there. You're the medical
student. Yes, I saw you on television.

Adam, is it?

Alex. Alex, yes.

What year are you in, Alex?

Third. Third, yeah.

They're teaching you that new HIDA scan?

Or are they into that new endoscopic
retrograde cholangiopancreatography?

Okay, if you don't mind, I'm just going
to leave you two to your doctor talk,

okay? I'm sorry, Jamal. I need a medical
student. I want to catch up on the

latest procedures.

No, no, you guys just go on.

Alex, I know from watching the show that
you're interested in internal medicine.

I thought you might like to read this
article on the pancreatic lividity

Oh, is everything all right?

Oh, yeah, just doing fine. Everybody's
being very cooperative.

Amazing how little effort it takes to
create a community, huh?

Well, I think Dr. Sloan will be a lot
more compatible than Larry.

Not that I want to speak ill of the
dead.

Listen, he was an unhappy man who
destroyed himself.

I mourn and grieve for him, but let's
face it, his spirit has a lot of work

to do, which is something I want to talk
to you about, Dr. Sloan.

Larry's dead?

His room.

It's very tainted.

I burnt some sage in there earlier, but
there's still an extremely disturbed

aura. I don't think you're going to want
to sleep in there.

Well, I'm not too superstitious about
that kind of thing.

Where is my room, now that you mention
it?

Right around the corner on the left.

I'll show you.

Oh, could I steal you for a second,
Alex?

Sure. Sorry.

Be fine. Give me my bag.

Whoa!

Am I in the right place? Oh, um, I mean,
yes.

I mean, uh, you startled me.

I was trying to get the room ready for
you.

Oh, can I help?

Oh, I'm almost done.

You'd think the producers would do this.

Well, you know the hothouse rules.

We've got to cope.

Yeah, so it would seem.

If you saw the show, I guess you know
that Larry and I, uh, well... Missed

these.

Thanks.

It's, um, all going to his ex -wife.

Why didn't he was quite divorced yet?

Oh, I guess that's right.

Larry said she hired all these, uh,
lawyers and private investigators

for, uh, what was the word he used?

Assets, most likely.

Whatever. All I know, they really,
really hated each other.

Well, according to Larry, you know,
we've never heard her side of the story.

You're going to change our house, Dr.
Sloan.

Bring a whole new way of looking at
things.

Well, I guess any outsider would do
that, wouldn't they?

May I ask you a question?

Why did I agree to do the show?

Did... I come across as a real bitch?

No. You seem to be a very sweet girl.

I mean, I didn't quite stand up for
Larry. I feel really guilty about that.

Well, I can't think that matters much
now.

Well, it matters to me.

I mean...

You think you're going to be on a show
like this and it's not going to change

you. And then you go and do things you
never thought you would.

What do you mean?

You know, like, um... Larry.

I'm really glad they chose you.

You're going to be good for me.

How so?

You sound so much like my father.

Your whole tone of voice.

It's a real comfort.

Oh, it's... So good to have you in the
house.

So what are we going to do with this
here?

Oh, put it in the hall closet.

From there it goes to the Wicked Witch
of the West.

Oh.

Oh, let me take it. No, no. I insist
it's heavy.

So this is how you do it, huh?

I knew there was a way around those
cameras.

Kind of uncomfortable, though, isn't it?

Not if you're in good shape.

What is this, some kind of house game?

Camera hide and seek?

Well, kind of. I mean, it started out
that way.

Now... Well, now it's a little
embarrassing.

Why don't you let me talk to Dr. Sloan
by myself?

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

Good night.

Sorry.

Okay. Is she old enough to be my mother?
Yeah, but I gotta tell you, I really

like this woman.

Alex, you're grown up. That's your
business.

But I'm a little surprised you didn't
tell me that you could avoid the cameras

by staying low.

Well, I was going to. When?

Whenever I got a chance.

I'm investigating a murder. Don't you
think this is the kind of information I

could use?

It wouldn't have worked in the other
rooms. You see, we never stood up until

shut the door.

So the bathroom was the only room where
our trick worked.

Were you sure Larry was asleep?

Couldn't someone have crawled in like
you did and slithered up under the bed?

We tried.

Oh.

Oh.

I think Jillian is a very nice young
lady.

I certainly had no intention of
embarrassing her.

It was a lark, an adventure.

So you came here hoping to hook up with
a young guy?

You got a problem with that?

No. I didn't think you were serious.

I wasn't.

Only, you know what?

I really like this boy.

You know, the truth is, there are a lot
of successful marriages between older

women and younger men.

Excuse me.

My song.

I'm sorry to interrupt you, Dr. Sloan.

Why are you calling me here?

I can see you and hear you, but you
can't hear me, not in this room.

And since we're taping and not live, I
wanted to ask you to stop and start

Why? Did I say something wrong?

No, you're too nice. This is called the
dish room. Go ditch.

Mr. Warburg, we had an agreement.

No commenting on the investigation until
it's over.

Sorry, Dad. I've been watching you the
whole time.

How about now?

Front and back.

Nice try.

There's got to be a way.

I'm actually glad this came out in the
open.

I hope Jillian is, too.

Well, this is still not what I expected.

It's a little embarrassing, but I'm
trying to look at it as a growth

And even though he's the one that found
us, I really like Dr. Sloan.

He strikes me as a highly evolved human
being.

Dr.

Sloan, I remembered I wrote this letter
to Larry.

I didn't want his wife to find it.

Oh.

I thought you were looking for these.

I'm glad you're all here. I have to talk
to you.

You're all going to hear this anyway, so
I want you to hear it from me.

What's wrong?

Last night, I got caught doing something
I probably shouldn't.

I'm sure this entire house feels like
it's about spying to you, Dr. Sloan.

No, not really.

But believe it or not, we do try and
respect each other's privacy.

I think that's a commendable attitude.

You know, actually, I think it would be
best if Nora and I kept this matter

between ourselves.

No. I don't want that.

I want it out in the open.

Okay.

Last night, I went into the hall closet
to get something of Larry's.

Something he gave you?

Something he said he was giving me.

He told me I could have them, but Dr.
Sloan had already taken them.

What are we talking about here?

Diamonds.

Plural?

Diamond?

As in the money Larry said he was hiding
from his wife?

A hundred thousand dollars worth?

I know it looks like I'm stealing, but
I'm not.

I'm not.

He promised them to me.

He didn't want them to go to the Wicked
Witch.

They were his grandmother's. Yeah, and
I'm Little Red Riding Hood.

It's what he said.

You always believe everything a man
tells you?

Why would he lie about a thing like
that?

Money. You know, for a man who was going
through a messy divorce, it seems like

Larry did a lot of talking out of turn.

So? Will is curious. When I turned the
diamonds over to Mr. Warburg, he seemed

genuinely surprised.

And I don't remember hearing about them
on the show.

Larry was a bragger, but he wasn't a
fool.

Even in this house, you can whisper.

Especially with the stereo on.

I see.

The main thing is, do you people believe
me?

Of course we believe you.

Lieutenant Sloan. Steve?

Did you find anything?

Yeah, the tape proved she was asleep in
bed the whole night.

Didn't even get up to use the job.

You know, I've heard of locked room
mysteries. This is the first locked

in case I've ever come across.

Face it, Dad, she may have had motive,
but she didn't kill him.

Not without help.

Well, I'm afraid you're going to have to
do a detail check on every one of them.

Oh, and not to mention all the
surveillance camera tape from outside.

Oh, and while you're at it, you better
look at every piece of raw footage on

Nora that they have.

This is impossible.

It's all right.

Mr. Warbler, would you come in here,
please?

Just a minute.

Don't anybody touch me.

Why?

It's dead.

What?

Come on. Did you find something?

Maybe. Look at this.

That's our Nora.

Self -obsessed to the max.

There's a dead body lying in the bed and
she's picking something up off the

floor. I dropped an earring. So what?

You're lying.

What are you talking about?

You went directly to Larry's bedroom
from the patio.

So did everyone.

I checked the tapes.

You weren't wearing earrings that day.

I was sleeping with the guy, okay?

They never show anything more than
cuddling.

Is that in your contract?

They went over everything with us before
we moved in, so we'd know what we were

getting into.

They even had us go into the production
truck, and they showed us how everything

works. And the earring?

Well, there it was on the floor.

I didn't want to make a big deal out of
it. Not with everyone else there.

And we didn't know he was dead yet.

Don't say another word.

Excuse me, this is a private
conversation. No, it's not. You're

interrogation. Well, he's just asking me
some questions.

He's putting you on the fast road to
conviction.

Excuse me, are you a lawyer?

No, I'm just African American.

Think I've never been picked up on a
DWB?

Driving while black.

I'm not violating anybody's rights. I'm
just doing my job.

Nora, I'm going to tell you what my mama
told me.

Never, ever speak to a cop alone. You
keep quiet, you send him away, you get

the phone, you hire yourself a lawyer.

Your mother tells you that?

That's the best advice I ever had.

I'm on to you.

Excuse me?

You're not some guy that got chosen for
the show.

You're a plant, and I'm going to get you
kicked out of this house.

You getting this, Peter?

I want a house meeting right now.

This is hard.

This isn't like me, but I've got an
accusation to make.

Are we playing Clue? This isn't a game,
Jamal. This is real life.

You know that stuff you're supposed to
be so in touch with?

What's gotten into you?

He has.

Not who he says he is.

He's trying to blame one of us for
Larry's death.

Why do you say that? He's been sneaking
around, spying on us since the day he

got here.

What? You mean, like, the night he
caught you taking a diamond?

I bet I'm not the only one he's been
following around.

Dr. Sloan?

I was hoping the skylight in my room.

Oh, just hoping for a little night air?

No, actually, I was conducting an
experiment.

What kind of experiment?

Well, I'm somewhat of a mystery buff,
and I have to admit that Larry's death

puzzled me a lot.

Life isn't always as clear as a book. As
a doctor, you should know that. I agree

with you, Julian.

Sometimes a mystery is just a mystery.

There's a thing in medicine called a
blind test, where you don't tell anybody

what you're going for, and that way the
hypothesis doesn't affect the outcome.

And are we all subjects in this test?

I do need your help.

But if you participate, I'll explain
everything once I get the results.

I bet you will.

What do you want us to do?

Well, I'd like everyone to sleep alone
tonight. And exactly the way they did

tonight, Larry died.

That's it?

Oh, one other thing. In order for the
experiment to work, I have to sleep in

Nora's room, and she has to spend the
night in my room.

What's that going to prove?

That's what we're trying to discover.

I'm not going to commit a murder.

Turn that off.

Why the stink?

It's all right, everybody. No fire.
What's that noise?

What are you laughing at? Just a second.
You have to see it.

It's so funny.

Who did this?

I did.

Just the way John Cusack killed somebody
in Gross Point Blank. You remember that

movie, Nora?

You talked a lot about it when you first
got here.

What a joke it would be.

No, Nora was right. I didn't open the
skylight to get some air.

I discovered you can climb up on the
roof undetected by the cameras, just

she did.

That's absurd.

Then how did you get those freckles?

This monofilament is so thin it can't be
detected on videotape. So thin I had to

tie a little fish weight on the bottom.

Tonight, I climbed up on the roof,
opened the skylight, and I dropped the

down, and I painted freckles on Nora's
face.

Unfortunately, Larry was not a victim of
a prank.

Nora dropped a solution made from his
sleeping pills down this line.

Now, she knew he slept with his mouth
open, snoring.

She also knew he was prone to drink,
especially if he was upset.

We all knew that.

Yeah, the man hit the bottle as soon as
he slammed his door.

Yeah, but we could have voted Larry out.
Why wouldn't she just go along with us

and get rid of him that way?

If Larry left, the diamond's left with
him, right, Doctor?

Precisely, Alex.

Oh, you don't believe him.

He's making a good case.

And you do have those freckles.

But I couldn't have killed him. I was in
bed the entire time. I was sleeping.

Just look at the tape.

That's what I'd like to do right now, if
everyone will assemble in the living

room.

Okay, that's good right there.

I've asked the police and Mr. Warburg to
join us.

Now, the two tapes you're going to see
were retrieved from the machines at 6 a

.m., the morning of Larry's death.

One of them is in Larry's room, and the
other one is in Nora's.

And, oh, you'll see a black strip at the
top. Mr. Warburg tells me that's the

time code.

Each one is set at 2 .03.

All right, would you roll it, please?

You hear that?

Police siren.

Any obvious?

Would you switch the sound to Laura's
room?

Now, we checked every tape.

And you can hear it on every one of
them. No matter what room you're in, you

hear that police siren.

Except in Nora's room.

So, I've got a quiet room.

What does that prove?

It's a fundamental inconsistency.

It proves that the tape from your room
wasn't recorded that night.

Very good, Alex.

You didn't just climb back in your
window that night.

You timed the outside cameras so you
could make your way to the production

truck.

You took the incriminating tape out of
the machine and then you found the tape

from your bedroom recorded the previous
night.

You stripped the label from that tape
and you replaced it with the label from

the night of the murder.

Then you put the innocent tape back into
the machine and ran it on fast forward

all the way to the end.

And finally, you put the real tape, the
incriminating tape, in the recycle bin.

The next morning when the technician
arrived, he found a tape in the machine

you sleeping.

This tape.

If it hadn't have been for that police
siren, we could have never proven what

you did.

I'm placing you under arrest.

Oh, and she can get herself any attorney
she can afford.

Normally, as you know, we block your
access to the show.

But since this is a special
presentation... An experience, Mr.

Definitely an experience.

I think something's wrong here. Don't
ask me how, but please do not shut off

investigation.

Aren't you the devious one?

He kept a secret.

Well, I learned from a master. This is
Dr.

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