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Original subtitles

Bob, you've got to be kidding.

You actually do this stuff?

It's pretty out there, huh?

Your father had it all over in his grave.

Oh, come on, Steve. This is new school.

He didn't like the putting around you and Dad used to do. Hey, it was

and I thought that's what you were into.

Well, I am, but this sharpens your skills. It's good practice, you know?

Besides, it gets you noticed. You know, a lot of sponsors watch this stuff,

Steve. Yep.

Down and Dirty made Spleen their star.

Spleen?

This is him doing his famous radical rim jump.

And that's why they call him Spleen.

Why, because he's willing to scramble his brains harder than anybody else?

Willing to risk it, yeah.

That's what made Down and Dirty such a hit, and that's what's going to make

and Dirty 2 even bigger.

What, you mean there were survivors from the first one?

Oh, yeah. Stick around. You'll see.

Jake, let's go. I've got a schedule to keep.

A one -week schedule.

Jake, I hope you didn't invite me out here just to watch you break your neck.

You know, I promised your father I'd look out for you. Babe, would you relax?

You're going to love this. Come on.

All right, boys, gather around. It's time to kick it off.

Today, we start down in Dirty 2, and

we're going to get sick and go big like no one's ever seen before.

All right, Slade?

I love you, bro!

All right, Slade?

Yeah, we're going bigger, louder, and faster. You guys up for it? Yeah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

We're going to have to get a few things straight up front first.

Oh?

Who is we?

Us. The guys who put their asses on the line and make you big fuck. The guys you

promised a contract.

We don't see any contracts here, Kyle.

Come on, you guys. We've been through this.

Everything I've got is tied up and down and dirty, too.

Now, I told you, when the new video comes out, you'll all be taken care of.

want it in writing.

Look, either we all get a share of the profits this time, or nobody writes.

That simple.

There won't be any down and dirty, too.

Oh, is that right?

Blaine, what do you got to say about that?

Yeah, what's it going to be, Spleen?

You going to hang with us on this one?

Can't help you, bro.

Looks like I got a date with Devil's Drop.

All right, then, Spleen.

Good buddy. Be my guest.

You know, Kyle, Spleen might give you something to film, dude, but let me ask

you something.

What you gonna film it with?

Idiot to think that that ends it.

Then I'll just quit.

Let me tell you something.

With or without you guys, I'm making down a dirty tooth.

I've got spleen, I'll get others.

Now I'm warning you, stay out of my way. No one's going to stop me. Got that?

Nobody.

I'm worried about Jake taking unnecessary risks, so I asked Steve to

close. Maybe it's Steve you should be worried about.

I'm worried about an ambulance.

Hey,

you said to stay close, too.

Well, I didn't mean that close.

Look at that. He makes it almost look easy.

Don't kid yourself, Tess.

It isn't.

Now, do you think I could learn that?

Why don't you just climb up there and throw yourself off? It'd be the same

sensation.

Sleen, as usual.

What else is new?

Just a little buddy of mine.

Steve Sloan. Hey, Sheila. Nice to meet you. Sheila owns the fifth gear grill

where we all hang out.

Used to be one of the top women motocrossers.

If I miss that you.

Now I just like to hang around with Sleen.

Watch the action.

Well, it looks like there's going to be plenty to watch.

Maybe too much.

Sleen's having him build a jump too radical.

He's already calling it devil's drop.

Yeah, well, he's got out to the last one. He called that one radical rim.

He came out of that one all right?

Not exactly.

And he was in top form that day.

Today he seems edgy, kind of, I don't know, funny.

You can tell when Spleen's acting funny?

I'm just worried about him. I hate to see him try something like that on an

day.

What's up?

Jiggity Jake, you T -bone steak.

You rough, bro.

What did you do, man? This thing is so plush. I just soaked up some sick

landings like they were nothing.

Yeah, I figured you'd like it. Check it out. I put shorter pull rods on the

linkage to make it more progressive.

And then I used a 5 .6 spring and a real nice heavy -duty bottom -out bumper on

the shock.

Bottom -out bumper. Right, right.

Cool. Did it work okay?

Dude, totally trick.

See why no one else touches the spleen machine?

Bro, you got to check this sweet jump we're making, dude. Let's go, man.

Give me a hand, Louie.

Listen, baby, you know me, and I never tell you how to ride, but I don't like

the looks of that jump.

You sure it's not a little out of control?

Babe, you know my middle name's out of control.

That's what got me here, remember?

Besides, if there's no blood in the pitcher, it's no good, right?

Let's go, Jake. Let's shake it.

I'm sure you want to do this, Jake.

With all the other rights backed out.

Only because they got greedy.

I'm not doing this for the money, Steve. I need this.

It just seems like a strange way to get sponsors for racing.

Maybe it might be the only shot I get.

The only way I can afford to race.

You know how it is.

I guess.

I tried.

Just try and be careful, will you?

Careful doesn't make video stars, dude. Jake.

Steve, would you relax? I know what I'm doing.

This is just what I need.

Casey, what the hell do you think you're doing? Oh, same as you.

I figured if you could make a hit video, anybody could.

Ready, guys?

Oh, wait a minute. What do you mean, ready, guys?

Those happen to be my guys, and if they write for anybody, it'll be me.

This is my video, sweetheart.

Yeah. And this happens to be a free country, Kyle. And this is public land,

can shoot anything I want.

Well, you won't shoot them.

They won't give you a release, honey.

Well, now, Kyle, it's not exactly true.

Yeah, because you know what?

She's got something you don't.

You signed a contract with her?

Hey, what can I tell you, bro?

You had your shot.

And now I got mine, and I'm taking it. You know, Kyle, living with you, I may

have learned how to produce videos.

But I also learned how not to produce them.

I find my writers up front, and I own the video rights to anything they do.

Oh, and what is it exactly that you expect them to do?

Anything like that?

Anything even close?

Hey, go ahead, Casey.

I wish you all the luck in the world.

But I've got something you don't.

I've got what sells.

I've got sling.

I've got one little contract left. What do you say?

Last chance.

It's like I told you before, babe.

I don't do contracts.

Hey, I had a try.

Are you sure you're up for this? I mean, you look a little shaky to me, Spleen.

I've never felt better in my life. You should feel so good.

Whoa! What's up, bro?

What's up, Spleen?

What's going on?

So what's it gonna be, boys? A little follow the leader?

King of the hill?

Huh? You're out of your head, man.

All right.

Chicken boy.

You guys do what you gotta do. The Spleen Man's got a ride.

See ya, see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

Looks like it's time to take a hop over Devil's Drop. What about you, Jake?

I'm up for it.

Yeah!

That's my boy!

That's why I love you, brah!

You freaking rock!

He's really going to do it, isn't he?

He's got to let me get this shot.

Is that shot really worth the risk, Kyle?

It's his choice.

Probably couldn't stop him even if I wanted to.

Don't worry, Doc, this is going to be awful.

But I'm afraid not.

God, I got it. Call an ambulance, now!

Please!

Jesse?

His neck is broken.

He's dead.

Must have been some crash.

He suffered massive head trauma along with fractures to C2 and C3, which

his spinal cord.

I'll have to conduct a full autopsy to determine what other injuries he

incurred. But those alone should have been enough to kill him. I'll also do a

routine talk screen.

You know what's odd?

Considering the amount of injury he inflicted on his body, that he doesn't

more scars and more evidence of serious injuries.

Well, he's dead at 21. Doesn't that say it all? Yeah.

If not, this might.

Look at that.

Helmut shouldn't split apart like that on impact.

Well, do you think it was sabotage?

That's exactly what I'm thinking.

Look at this section where I took the lining out.

Looks like it was scored or cut slightly.

Well, with the lining replaced, maybe he never noticed.

But it was guaranteed to fail him when he needed it the most.

It's not all that failed him.

This is the axle to Splane's bike.

It's made of titanium.

It was sawed halfway through.

Must have snapped when he landed.

And that caused him to lose control.

Devils dropped it and killed Splane.

He was murdered.

God, I can't believe it.

You're beginning to think he was indestructible.

Somebody went to great lengths to prove you wrong.

I'm going to have to question everybody that had access to Splane's bike.

That's dozens of people. You saw how loose things were down there.

I'm also shutting down your little production for the time being.

You can't do that.

Watch me.

Well, you know, it's in your best interest, Kyle, to find out what

before somebody else gets hurt.

Yeah, I have backers, investors, and these people want to see results soon.

You know, if I don't show them some raw footage by the end of the week, they'll

take their business elsewhere.

I'll lose everything.

Your compassion is overwhelming, Kyle.

I thought Spleen was your friend, Kyle. Don't you want to know what happened to

him?

Look, I feel bad about Spleen.

I like the guy. I did. But he knew the risks.

You know, it's not like he didn't know it could happen. I doubt he considered

sabotage one of the risks.

And I'm sure you're right.

Steve can handle that.

But in the meantime, you don't have the authority to shut me down, and you know

it. Now, there's no law against the guy setting up his camera and taking a few

candid shots.

And there's also no law against the guy going out and trying a few new stunts.

Right, Jake?

Forget it, Jake.

Hey, Steve, I'd say it's up to him.

Think about it, Jake.

You are not actually thinking about that, are you?

Oh, come on, Jake. This is a murder we're talking about, not just some dumb

video. Hey, look, Steve.

I don't like taking advantage of Spleen to death.

I mean, he was my friend, but I know what he would have said to me. Yeah, I

know. Go for it. But Jake, Spleen was crazy.

Steve, he landed that jump. You were there. You saw it. If somebody hadn't

messed with his bike, he would have made it.

And I can, too.

For what, Jake? It's not worth it. You've got nothing to prove.

Steve, landing that jump on Kyle's new video could be the chance I've been

waiting for.

Don't ask me to just let it slip away.

Jake, I know this is important to you.

At least take a little time to think about it.

Let Steve work on the case. See what he can find out.

Not asking too much, is it?

I guess not, but you heard what Kyle said, Steve.

I can't wait too long.

Well, I guess that's something.

Do I want to know what you're thinking? Probably not. I wish I weren't thinking

it. Go ahead.

Spleen's death gave Jake his first big chance.

Jake's the only one who ever worked on Spleen's bike.

I hate to say it, but it sounds like opportunity and motive to me.

You're right. I don't want to hear it.

Especially since you've got a point.

Go ahead, Doc. Fire it up.

It'll go a lot faster.

I couldn't resist it.

Hey, don't apologize.

That's why my videos suck so well.

Yeah, I guess that's right.

Is there something I can do for you, Doc?

Well, Kyle, I was thinking maybe I'd like to learn a little bit more about

screens. Maybe it'd help me understand Jake's point of view a little better.

I'm kind of busy here, Doc.

Five minutes?

Well, I guess we can talk while I work. Great.

Wow, must eat up the memory, huh?

You need computers, Doc?

Oh, I mess around with them a little bit.

Virtual diagnoses, the web, Internet, you know, that kind of thing. But it's

just a hobby with me.

I actually got a movie studio in here.

Sound, editing, computer animation, you got it all.

Oh, this is incredible.

If I could ride a bike like Spleen, I'd be totally self -sufficient. But,

unfortunately, I don't do my own stunts.

Check this out.

I call this one Getting Slim.

You must have got that nickname because those gents talked to an organ or two.

So this is what makes Down Dirty so popular, huh?

Hey, the agony of defeat is a lot more fun to watch than the thrill of victory.

You know, Cal, I'm not so sure Jake's that durable.

Doc, I'm not going to tell Jake not to do that jump.

I'm sure it would help me out a lot, but the fact is, it's his choice.

I know.

You know, I learned a long, long time ago, if you want somebody to ignore

common sense, just tell them to use it.

Are you talking about Jake or Steve?

Oh, both of them.

Look, don't worry about Jake. He's a good kid.

No one's gonna sabotage his gear.

Somebody sure did have it in for Spleen, though, didn't they?

I don't know. Spleen was Spleen.

You know, after Down to Dirty came out, I heard all this talk about rides and

releases and contracts.

Spleen, all he wanted to do was ride. I guess a lot of people hated him just for

that.

I gotta admit, he's fun to watch.

Sure was one of a kind, wasn't he? Even when he did cry.

Tell you what, Doc.

Souvenir.

Compliments of your visit to the Kyle Studio Complex and Backlot. Thank you,

Kyle. I appreciate it.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I do have a deadline to keep. Of course. But you

should check out the rest of that tape. There's some fat stuff on there. Okay.

Fat stuff.

Take care.

Listen, guys.

I just wanted to say how glad I am that we were all able to put aside our

differences to pay tribute to our friend, who was, without a doubt, the

extreme rider any of us ever knew. So let's raise a glass to the great Spleen,

internal bleeding Elmore.

Spleen!

And I'd also like to announce that I'm dedicating the sequel to Down and Dirty,

a video that made him famous, to Spleen's memory.

See, what a surprise, Kyle.

And how do you plan to do that? Wait, don't tell me.

You're going to use the crash that killed him in Down and Dirty 2, aren't

Only as a tribute.

Oh, please, Kyle.

Who do you think you're kidding?

Cashing in on your friend's death is murder.

This has got to be a new low, even for you. Wait a minute.

Kyle's right.

You all knew Spleen, and you all know damn well this is exactly what he'd

Do you really think he'd want the most radical jump he ever did wasted?

That he wouldn't want people to see it, remember him by it?

No.

I knew Spleen better than anybody.

I loved him.

And I know this is what he'd want.

She's right.

And Spleen would want to know that his last awesome jump helped make Down to

Dirty 2 the most successful video ever.

And you guys can too. I've still got a few days left.

Now we can do this for Spleen.

Now you guys don't want to miss out on that chance, do you?

Thanks, but no thanks, Kyle. I think we're going to stay here and take our

chances with Casey.

You still got me, Kyle.

I'm ready when you are.

Steve, what are you doing?

It's my job, Jake.

Your job?

Why didn't you just ask?

What do you expect to find in there, anyway?

I don't expect to find anything, Jake.

Then why are you looking?

Jake, I can't just ignore the fact that so far you had the best opportunity and

motive to kill Spleen.

Me?

Oh, Steve, how could you think that I... I don't, Jake.

But I still had to check. You know that.

I hope you understand.

You know what, Steve? I don't have anything to hide from you. You want to

Go ahead.

Check.

Jake.

Hey, Jake.

Listen, buddy, I'm sorry.

Hey, look, it's Movie Star.

Maybe get an autograph.

Hey, Movie Star.

Oh, what's the matter?

Did Kyle break his camera?

Did he run out of film?

Hey, if Jake's near a bike, there must be a camera somewhere.

How's my hair? Oh, Jake, let me be your stunt double.

Yeah, that's very funny, guys.

Look, I don't care if you guys ride or not. That's up to you.

But I don't have sponsors.

I don't have any factory support.

And riding in Kyle's video could be my ticket. Yeah, just like it was for

Spleen, right?

Dude, give it up.

You're dreaming.

You don't need this, Jake.

Let's get out of here. No, wait.

Jake's got to face facts sooner or later.

Maybe fast, yeah.

When it comes to getting radical, it's not even in Spleen's league, man.

You saw him ride the other day. You try anything even close to what Spleen was

doing? No, that doesn't mean I can't.

Yeah, whatever, dude.

Is that camera ready, Kyle?

Oh, wait.

Good. Turn it on. I'm doing Devil's Drop right now.

Jake.

Well, Superman, welcome back to Earth.

How you feeling?

Oh, my head hurts.

And my back hurts.

Yeah, well, that kind of makes sense. You got a mild concussion and some

vertebrae. But it's not really as bad as it sounds. You're going to be okay with

a little rest, all in all.

I'd say you're pretty lucky.

Eh, this was nothing.

I know a guy who's been racked up a lot worse on jumps half as big.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you won't be jumping anything bigger than a bedpan for a while, so

consider yourself out of commission.

Doctor's orders.

Hey, Jess.

Can I, uh, have a minute?

Yeah. Uh, Jake, I'll be back in a little while, so if you need anything, just

buzz the nurse.

All right, thanks, Jess.

Thanks.

Well, you don't look too bad for someone who fell out of the sky like a rock.

Yeah, I'm fine. Just a little sore.

Look, I know what you're gonna say, Steve.

About how stupid that was? Yeah. You'll get that lecture later.

Right now, we got other problems.

What do you mean?

I just heard from forensics.

They matched up the titanium filings in the teeth on your hacksaw to the

markings on Spleen's axle.

Which makes you the prime suspect in Spleen's murder.

Oh, so now you do think I killed him.

No, Jake, I don't. I never did.

I was trying to tell you that when you rode off and almost killed yourself.

But it's going to take more than my faith in you to clear you.

Steve, my van is parked outside of Sheila's place all the time.

Any one of the riders could have stolen my hacksaw and then put it back.

And they all had a motive. They all hated that we were willing to ride for

Yeah, I know. I'll look into it.

I'll also talk to Kyle. Maybe he can help.

You just stay put and take it easy. Let me work on this.

You are lucky to be alive. You know that?

Hope you learned your lesson.

Yeah, I did.

I need a longer approach.

Next time I'll hit that ramp a good ten miles an hour faster.

You are sick, buddy. You know that? You are very sick.

Hey, Steve.

Thanks for helping me.

Don't worry. Everything's going to be okay.

You mean he didn't die of head trauma and a broken neck?

No, he definitely did.

Oh, Steve, good timing. You're going to hear this. What have you got? I don't

know yet.

Well, something interesting showed up in Spleen's talk screen.

There were traces of methamphetamine in his system.

Oh, looks like Spleen was addicted to more than one kind of speed.

You think he was on speed when he made the jump?

No, but there were indications that he was going through withdrawal at the time

of his death.

I'd say he had a very bad habit.

And he decides to go cold turkey right before his big jump. Doesn't make sense.

No, none of it was his choice.

But, you know, going cold turkey from a really serious addiction like that can

cause really bad physical and psychological effects.

Now, Spleen would have been crazy to do while he was writing.

Have you ever seen his videos? The man was crazy.

Well, not that crazy, I'm not so sure.

You got a minute, Kyle?

Hey, Steve, sir.

Jake may be in trouble.

We've turned up some evidence that implicates him in Spleen's murder.

Jake? You don't think that he would? No, I don't.

But I'm going to need some help to find out who else might have had a motive

before they decide they've got enough to charge him.

What have they got so far?

Well, it looks like Jake's hacksaw was used to sabotage Spleen's bike.

Jake says his van's always parked outside of Sheila's and anybody could

broken into it.

That's true.

All the riders hang out there.

And you know how they all felt about Spleen.

I guess I'm going to have to talk to all of them.

Of course, then there's Sheila, too.

Sheila? Why would she? I thought she and Spleen were lovers.

They were.

But you know Spleen, he also had a thing going with Casey.

That might give Sheila a motive, huh?

Maybe.

Might give you one, too.

Hey, Casey and I are history.

And if we weren't, why would I tell you any of this?

Did you know Spleen was using drugs?

That he was on speed?

No, I didn't.

I can't say it surprises me, though.

I don't think it would surprise anyone that was around Spleen much.

Of course, it might explain his thing with Casey, then.

Oh, how so?

Well, Casey's a speed freak, too. I mean, she used to deal. She's been

more than once.

You ought to check that out.

Oh, I'll do that.

You know, Casey knew she couldn't compete with me as long as I had spleen.

Maybe she did it to even things up.

She really, Strikey, was that ambitious.

Hey, that's why I loved her.

She was just like me.

I don't see what I have to do with any of this.

Well, as medical examiner, it's my responsibility to determine the cause of

death. Now, in order to do that, I need more information.

I still don't know why I'm here. I mean, it's not like I was on the bike with

him or anything.

But you both shared an addiction.

Who told you that, Sheila?

No, I have a copy of your police record here.

All right, so I was a user.

But I'm clean now, okay? I quit.

And since Spleen used my supply, he had to quit too. He had no choice.

So you cut him off?

It was for his own good.

But it really wouldn't hurt you either, would it?

I mean, with Spleen going through a withdrawal, he couldn't very well

Kyle's video, could he? That had nothing to do with it.

So you're saying this is a coincidence that Spleen was suffering from the

debilitating effects of a methamphetamine withdrawal, that on that

decided to perform the most dangerous stunt of his life?

I'm not saying anything.

Of course, you couldn't be sure going cold turkey would stop Spleen.

you possibly decided to sabotage his helmet and his butt. That's ridiculous.

Look, Dr. Bentley, I cared about Spleen. I really did.

And I wouldn't do anything to hurt him.

Why don't you try talking to Sheila?

Why Sheila?

Because she found out about us.

Because she found out that Spleen was helping himself to the till at the fifth

gear to support his habit.

Now, I'd say that's a reason.

Sheila, it's Steve Sloan. I need to talk to you.

Get Sloan here.

I need an ambulance right away at the Fifth Gear Barn Grill on Central.

Right.

Uh, I didn't get a lookout. I mean, he came up behind me and clobbered me just

as I turned.

Well, you better write in with the guys and get checked out.

Could have a concussion.

The way my luck's been running.

Could have been worse.

Do you know what he took?

No. You have any idea what he might have been looking for in Spleen's things?

Uh -uh. But if he thought he was going to find anything back there, the joke's

on him.

Why's that?

Because anything you really valued, like drugs, he kept up there.

In the gas tank.

Listen, Sheila, I'm going to have to ask you a few questions about Spleen. It

may not be too pleasant for you, but Jake Hallman could be in real trouble

need help.

Well, then I'll help you.

Did I know Spleen was doing Casey?

Yes.

He was using her for drugs.

Did I know he was stealing from me to pay for those drugs? Yes, again.

But I loved him anyway.

That was just him.

I knew that from the start.

I just forgave him.

I don't know, just deep down somewhere I knew Spleen wasn't going to be around

very long.

So I took the good with the bad.

So if you're wondering if I'm the one that killed him, answer is no.

I loved every minute with him.

All right.

Thanks for your help, Sheila. You better get to the hospital.

All right, guys, go ahead.

See, now that's a double fracture of a vivium, I guess. It's a femur, I'd say.

There goes a collarbone. Boy, it doesn't take much for a collarbone.

Oh, hyperextended knee.

Separated shoulder.

Dislocated at least.

What's this guy made out of, Play -Doh?

You're like Jell -O at this point. Now you know why they call him Spleen.

And this guy was walking around right up until the time he was killed?

It's incredible, isn't it?

Now, what amazes me, he never seemed to suffer any serious injuries from all

those crashes.

Just don't get it.

Second.

What is it, Mark? What do you see?

I'm not quite sure, but it's in there.

I know it is.

Look who just rose from the dead.

Hey, Jake, how you feeling?

Better now that I'm out. You still want to take it easy for a while. That back's

pretty unstable.

You don't want to do permanent damage.

Yeah, Jesse made that real clear before he agreed to release me.

Take a look at this.

Spleen had it hidden at Sheila's place.

What, Mark?

It's a contract between Kyle and Spleen.

She's going to give Spleen 70 % of everything he made on Down and Dirty 2.

Well, I thought Spleen was an interest in contracts or money.

Why would Kyle agree to a 70 -30 split?

Well, I sure don't think Kyle would have given Spleen 70 % out of the goodness

of his heart.

Mm -hmm.

This contract proved that Spleen had something on Kyle.

And it's right here.

Radical rim.

I recognize the jump, so what am I really looking at?

The killer.

I want to call to announce how to catch him.

I think I know how.

Jake, is your bike still in a steep shock?

Yeah, why?

Good. Jesse, you can run a camcorder, can't you? Yeah, why?

And we are all set.

Hi, Kyle. I forgot just a minute.

Sloan.

Hey, Jake.

I was just editing in some of that footage of your crash.

It's going to be great.

I'm sure it will be. You know, my editing equipment isn't as good as

then I don't have your financial backing.

Can we make this quick, Doc?

I was so inspired when I was here the other day, Kyle, that I made a video of

own. You did?

Congratulations. Yeah, I'd really appreciate it if you'd give me some

on how good it is.

Just take a minute, Kyle.

You should check it out, Kyle.

It's pretty cool.

Okay, let's have a look.

I've also got one of me going over the moon, but you get the idea.

That's pretty clever, Doc.

You throw an evil Knievel and you got a winner there.

I think they call it computer enhancement. You take two shots that

together, put them together, you got a whole new shot.

I know about computer enhancement, Doc.

Of course you do.

Truth is, yours is pretty rough. Doesn't look very realistic.

Well, it'd be a lot better in the hands of a professional, you know, with top

flight equipment.

Somebody like you.

Sorry, I'm all booked up.

You know, Spleen should have got his nickname from organs he lost, but he

didn't. The fact is, he was in pretty good shape.

That's because those pictures that looked impossible were, Carl.

They were digitally enhanced.

And Spleen found out, didn't he?

That's why you gave him a 70 -30 contract.

This contract.

Thanks, I have a copy.

But this is what you were after when you broke into Sheila's.

Hey, Spleen was a star.

And he was worth every percentage point.

And all the shots in those videos are, as my publicist would put it, bone

-crunchingly real.

You know, Kyle, I would believe you, except you made one little mistake.

Now, these are some stills I made directly from your video. Now, this is

going off Radical Rim.

Now, if you notice, the sun is coming from the southwest, but the shadow on

helmet there is coming from the northeast.

realistic, Kyle.

Where's the old Knievel when you really need him?

Yeah. My friend died trying to outdo some stunt you fake.

Hell, you could have killed me, too. You son of a... Ah!

Right feet, Jeff.

Jake! Jeff, go!

Keep crashing.

Don't try it, Kyle.

You know it'll happen.

So what's it gonna be, Kyle?

Sorry to disappoint you, Jake.

I don't do my own stunt.

Okay, now, where do you guys see this?

What are you guys watching?

Oh, just the most radical video of the year.

Shot it myself with a news plane.

Oh, who's the new spleen?

You'll see.

Now, is that the new spleen?

Planning on selling this video or giving it away?

Wow, what a rush.

Dad?

Jake wanted me to be in his new stream video.

Extreme as in extremely slow or extremely dull?

Listen, for me, getting on that thing and starting the engine is an extreme

sport. But you guys haven't seen anything yet. Wait till Jake and I get

footage on a special effects computer, right, Dave?

Yep. We're thinking about calling it Down and Dirty Dr.

Daring. Oh, right.

Creating a monster.

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