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Sorry I'm late. The car wouldn't start again.
You better buy a new car, really.
There's nothing wrong with that car.
It's a little, what do they call it?
Old.
No, all I need is a tune -up. It needs to be blown up.
All right.
First guy we got right here is Mr.
Clark. Clark, right.
Ready? Yeah.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning.
Mr. Clark?
How do you feel today?
Not so good. Oh.
Yeah. Have a look here.
His pressure's been dropping all morning. He's not responding to his
IV.
Well, not making much progress here.
All right.
You know, when traditional methods don't work, we as doctors cannot be closed to
alternative medicines.
Now, Mr. Clark, our patient here is a full -blooded Oglala Sioux Native
American. who suffers from chronic sinus headaches.
Now, in his culture, they believe medicine man cures by taking the pain
themselves.
It's a very simple ritual. We take some sage, which I am going to light.
This is just to purify and clean the air.
And then I just say a simple prayer to the east, to the west.
to the north, to the south.
And I lay a hand on Mr. Clark's forehead and sinus cavities, and I silently
meditate and hopefully take his illness into myself.
What's burning in there?
of the way. Move it, move it. Pronto, move.
What's going on in here? Come on, come with me.
All right, the blood pressure's on the way back up.
Oh, well, that's a pretty good start.
You rest a while, Mr. Clark. We'll come and do it again.
Okay, everybody.
Shall we?
Yes, sir.
Dr. Stewart and Dr. Bentley will take you on your rounds.
All right, come on, boys and girls.
Fine, Robin.
Sloan. What's going on in there?
Oh, uh, Mr. Clark's a Native American, and traditional forms of treatment
weren't working, so I tried an alternative form of medicine acting as a
man. Medicine man? This is a hospital, not a carnival.
I'm not guessing his weight, Norman. I mean, this technique is a tradition that
goes back centuries in his culture.
You know something?
I think it's working.
I have this slight headache.
Of course, that could be my tooth.
Car broke down again, huh? Yeah. I think the timing needs adjustment.
Would you call Herman and see what time he'll be ready? Yes.
Listen, if you ever get rid of that car, Herman goes out of business.
I'll get it.
Dr. Sloan?
Yes, I'll hold for Dr. Peterson.
Hi, Bill.
Yeah, I'll cover for you. No problem.
Sure. Just have your calls forwarded to me.
Right. Bye.
Ready to go?
Where are we going?
I'm driving you to the dentist today, remember?
Oh, no.
Yeah, and it's time to go. Come on.
Oh, darn.
Herman says they'll drop your car off by 11.
You ready to go?
Dolores, it is not necessary for you to go to the dentist with me.
Oh, please, I've seen what that nitrous oxide does to you. Come on, baby.
It's, uh, not a pretty sight. Wait a minute.
I had one bad experience with that stuff, and besides, I didn't think I was
Ethel Merman.
Although the nurses did give me a nice standing ovation.
Dad, why don't you just have them give you a local next time?
Well, I can handle this nitrous oxide, all right? The root canal. The root
canal, yes. That's what gets me.
Oh, nice.
Watch your step.
That's keys.
I got keys.
Oh, Dad, no.
This way. There you go.
Easy.
We're home!
What?
You okay?
Let me take your coat. Okay.
Here you go.
And the couch.
Pick your stuff up, something nice to watch, and take it easy. I've got your
whole day covered for you. All you've got to do is relax.
I'm just going to go. You want to watch a little TV?
Yeah.
Robin Westland, you ever watch him? Oh, who hasn't? He's on every channel now
except Playboy.
Finally decided to become a millionaire?
Well, it's about time.
The people you're about to meet have done it, and you can do it too.
I've got some soup on the stove.
Thank you, Doris. You're welcome, darling.
Listen, here you go.
Call me if you need anything.
I mean, you... Call me.
Right, right. I'll be good.
And believe me when I tell you, ladies and gentlemen, all this and more can be
yours. All it takes is lots of money. And all it takes to make lots of money
the Robin Westland easy four -step method.
I've done it, and you can do it too.
Just like Jan and Marvin here.
That's right, Robin.
Using the Westland method, we took a second mortgage on our home and invested
according to your four easy steps.
And today, our net worth is well over a million dollars, not counting our
European real estate holding.
And it was fun and easy.
Dr.
Sloan? I'm, uh...
I'm having a serious problem. It's Dr. Peterson.
This is Dr. Sloan. I'm covering for Dr. Peterson.
Where are you?
Listen, I'm in my car. I'm on the corner of 12th and Montana.
All right, listen to me. You're only two blocks from my house on Colorado.
It's the White House, green shutters, middle of the block.
Can you make it here?
I'll be there in 30 seconds.
They haven't gotten me yet.
All right, I'll be waiting on the street, Mr... Westland.
Robin Wesley
I'm
dr. Sloan, please
Please get me inside.
I can't have people seeing me like this. What are your symptoms?
I can't seem to catch my breath.
I don't know what it is.
He's trying to kill me.
It must be poison.
See, it's all in here.
Listen to me. What kind of poison?
Pill?
Medication? Who did this to you?
Mr. Westman?
Mr. Westman?
Yes, Dr. Mark Sloan, 6544 Colorado Drive. I have an adult male in full
arrest. I'm starting CPR.
What do we have there?
I did PPR for ten minutes. He's dead.
Got your message. What happened? It's Robin Whistler, Steve. He just died.
What do you mean, on TV? He called me from his car, drove over here, and died
my living room.
He said he'd been poisoned. That's why I called you.
Where is he now?
On the living room floor.
Oh, and his car was just stolen.
There was nobody here, and we went through the entire premises.
Nothing.
Well, I don't understand.
Robin Wesson collapsed and died right there, not ten minutes ago.
Are you sure he was dead? Yes.
Dad, are you feeling okay?
I feel fine.
I mean, he just didn't suddenly get up and walk out of here? No, he was dead.
Trust me. I'm a doctor, remember?
Well, I guess you won't be needing us after all.
No, thank you.
You want me to sit with you for a while?
No, I want you to go find out who killed Robin West and moved his body out of
here. And who also stole his car.
You know what I think, Dad?
I think you had a painful root canal.
You had a lot of heavy medication.
You were on that couch watching Robin Westland on TV. You fell asleep.
I hallucinated the whole thing.
Dad, I'll bet you Westland is in his office putting together a few big deals
right now.
All right, let's call him and see if he's there, all right?
Well, if he'll make you feel any better. What's the, uh... There you go.
You've got his card?
Well, I was, you know, checking into a few programs, see if I can make some
extra money. I don't believe that. You accuse me of imagining things.
Yes, Mr.
Westland, please.
Mr. Westland's office.
Yes, this is Dr.
Mark Sloan. May I speak to Mr. Westland, please?
Oh, Mr.
Westland is in a meeting. He can't be disturbed right now.
Are you sure about that?
Of course I'm sure.
I mean, you actually saw him.
Dr. Sloan, I told you. He's in a meeting. May I have him call you?
No, that's fine. I'll call back.
Dad, why don't you take a nap? You'll feel better.
This is incredible.
Look, I gotta go. Why don't you just stay here, take it easy, and I'll call
later. All right. All right. Thank you.
Oh,
it's his.
Take my word for it. Oh, Mark, how are you feeling?
See what I mean?
Robin Weston called me, came to my house and said he'd been poisoned.
Then he dies of a heart attack.
The next thing, the body disappears.
So anybody who says he's alive is the one who's crazy.
Is there anything I can do to help?
I'm off in a few minutes. Thanks, guys. I may call on you.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to go to the Weston Institute and see what's going on. See you later.
Oh, sorry. It's all right. I'm a doctor.
Sorry, sir.
Nobody's allowed unless you're cleared to go. I said,
everybody has to be cleared to go on the elevator.
Does your jaw hurt?
Oh, it's killing me.
Tell me something. Do you get that little clicking noise in there in a
temporomandibular joint?
Yeah, how'd you know?
I'm a doctor.
Oh, it's been driving me crazy for a month. Well, it's called
joint syndrome, and it's a very, very common condition.
Tell you, there's a lot of techniques we can use to relieve that.
I tell you, I'm late for Mr. Westland right now.
I'll talk to you on the way back, but in the meantime, try and relax that jaw.
Don't try to talk. Let it hang.
Just let it hang. That's it.
That's it.
I'll talk to you when I come out.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Just relax that jaw.
Dr. Mark Sloan from Community General Hospital.
You called this morning. Right, right.
You must be, uh, what was it?
K .D., Karen Davis.
Yes.
Why?
Well, uh, Robin left this notebook with me.
You know, he, uh, he told me he thought someone meant him bodily harm.
Really? Well, he's on a conference call right now, but I'll tell you what. I'll
make sure he gets that.
Oh, I'm sorry, I have to give it to him myself.
It's personal.
Well, if you've already read it, it isn't exactly a secret now, is it? Yes,
have a point there.
I really shouldn't repeat that.
What is it?
It says in here, Karen, that you and he had an affair, and when he broke it off,
you threatened him.
I did not... Does it really say that in there?
You know, I have probably said too much already. Would you please tell Robin I'd
like to see him when he's free?
Well, perhaps you'd like to talk to Mr. Rutland, Mr.
Westland's chief deputy.
Hi. Maybe I can help you. I'm Tim Rutland.
It's good to see you. You're... Mark Sloan. I was just reading about you
Something good, I hope.
Yes, this is Mr.
Westland's diary.
Robin keeps a diary.
Yeah. I was just waiting around until he got through with his conference call.
We turned it to him. Oh, that's very good of you. I'll see that Robin gets
I've stuck around this long. I think I'll just wait until he's through with
conference call.
Well, he just finished his call.
Oh, good. Can I go and see him now? Oh, it's too late. He's not in his office.
Left to go home for lunch.
Don't tell me. Out of back entrance.
That's right. That's right. So why don't you just leave his diary with us?
I tell you, I've waited this long.
I'll be back, okay?
All right. Thanks.
What are we going to do? Just don't panic, okay?
How much does he know? Well, he knows about Robin and me.
And he's making noises like Robin was murdered.
Well, was he?
Why are you asking me that?
Because if someone triggered this heart attack, it had to be you or her.
I know I didn't.
Oh, really?
Well, maybe he knew that you and his devoted wife had plans of your own.
Sorry.
Forgot my business card. Run a little short.
Yeah, it's me you're about to have a visitor
Mrs. Westland?
Yes, I'm Dr. Mark Sloan from Community General Hospital.
I don't know to alarm you, but it's important that I speak with your husband
immediately.
May I come in?
Well, what is this about, doctor?
Well, he left this book with me.
Oh, I see that he gets it.
May I speak confidentially, Mrs. Westland?
If you insist.
Your husband said there should any harm come to him, the person or persons
responsible.
Would be in here.
May I see it? No, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Can you think of anyone who might want to harm your husband?
No.
Robin's very popular.
Oh, sorry to hear that.
Sorry? Well, yes, you see, it says in here that he suspected that you and Mr.
Rundle were conspiring against him. And he was going to fire him and divorce
you.
Dear, why don't you give me the book and I will take it up with my husband.
Why don't you just tell him that I'm waiting to see him?
Frankly, under the circumstances, I'm a little concerned about his health.
Well, you just missed him.
But I can assure you that he was fine at lunch just a few minutes ago.
I just missed him.
Again, I just missed him.
My husband's hard to keep up with.
Mrs. Westland, your husband is dead.
Now, if you just had lunch with him, either he didn't have much of an
or, as we both know perfectly well, you're lying in your teeth.
And you're insane.
And I want you out of my house before I call the police.
All right, I'm going. But the police are going to be calling you with some very
interesting questions that you are not going to like.
You see me again.
You were right.
We have a problem.
I'll call you back.
Mrs. Westland, how you doing? I'm Dr.
Jack Stewart from Community General Hospital.
Oh, another one.
I just had a lunatic come crashing through my home claiming to be a doctor
Community General Hospital. Oh, he's been here already.
Yeah, and he accused me of the most unspeakable thing.
Yes, that's Mark Sloan.
Mrs. Westland, I'm very sorry to say this, but he's one of our psychiatric
outpatients and evidently stopped taking his medication.
Now, he has this notion that your husband... Yeah, he said my husband was
Yes, but that's his latest obsession.
Well, a man like that should not be allowed to run around looting. I'm sure
lot of people would agree with you on that. Mrs. Buston, if I may, it's very
possible that, given his state of mind, that Mark Sloan came back here, that he
forced his way into your house, and that he's hiding in here somewhere right
now.
He's very capable of that.
Much worse. What I'd like to do, if it's alright with you, I'd like to go
through your house and make sure that he's gone for good, okay?
Come in. Thank you.
Have you had lunch?
Uh, no, I haven't.
Oh, hi. Jaw still hurting you? Don't talk. Just nod.
You're probably not relaxing that jaw enough. I know it's hard, but try and
let it hang.
Concentrate on there.
Better. Oh, incidentally, I think I saw a strange -looking guy driving off in
Mr. Westland's car out there. You ought to check that out.
That's right.
Oh, have a seat. I'll be right with you.
Now, you are Mr.
Sloan, Dr.
Sloan. Oh, doctor.
That's good credibility.
All right.
Doctor, what's your story?
Story? Yeah, that's why we're here, doc.
You tell me you're how I made a million story using the Westwood method, of
course, and if it's good enough, I put it on television.
So, how much money did you make?
None.
What do you mean, none?
Actually, I made some, but I lost it.
Oh, what, like in the stock market, bad investments?
No, only the laundry.
I had it in my pants pocket. When I put it in the washer, when it came out, it
was gone.
Um, exactly. how much money are we talking about here? Oh, I'd say five,
bucks.
Well, that's what I got when I sold Mr. Westman's course to my neighbor.
Is this some kind of joke?
Isn't that funny? That's exactly what I said when I read the course. That's why
I sold it, actually.
Uh, I, uh, I have to go.
Dr. Sloan, Mrs. Westland called me and described your visit to her. How dare
make such a ridiculous charge?
Mr. Rutland, could we stop dancing around? I would just like to see Robin
Westland face to face, if that's humanly possible.
He's tied up at the moment. I bet he's tied up. The car's still there.
What? He says the car is still there.
Escort this gentleman off the premises and don't let him in again.
Okay. You can't hide Robin Westland forever. He's going to have to show up
sooner or later.
You know, your problem is probably stress -related.
Paul. Well, T .J. asked.
There's no question about it. See, the minute you get nervous and get stressed,
then those muscles... When's the last time you had a fire drill here?
Never.
You know, the hinges on your jaw are a lot like the hinges on this fire alarm.
The minute anything's a little bit out of alignment there, you're in a lot of
trouble.
Just a drill, folks. Just a drill. Everybody stay calm.
Just file out, that's it.
Dad.
Steve, what are you doing here?
Amanda told me you were coming over here. What's going on?
They just told me that Westland was in the building, so he should be coming on
any minute, right?
Dad, it wasn't you that pulled the fire alarm.
What was the only way he could empty the building?
That's my job.
What's he saying?
Everybody. Can he speak up? What kind of security is this? The man is saying
that everyone is out of the building, except Mr.
Westland, of course.
And he's not out here. He can't be inside, and I don't see him out here, do
You're pushing it, Sloan.
Isn't it about time we stopped this little pretext that Robin Westland is
out there somewhere?
This gentleman is a police detective with the Homicide Division. I am sure he
has some interesting questions to ask you. You're a policeman?
Good. Good. Arrest this man.
On what grounds?
Malicious mischief, turning in a false alarm, and endangering the lives of
innocent people.
Ask him about Westman.
Dad, you're coming with me.
Aren't you going to ask him about Westman?
I'm telling the man he's not in there. He's dead.
Look, I'll admit, Westland's diary makes it sound like he was afraid for his
life. But that still doesn't prove he was murdered. No, no.
Well... Oh, and thanks. Any father whose son doesn't arrest him is a lucky man.
That's true.
Look, if you get any more on this, let me know, will you? And don't lose that.
We may have to take it to the DA. Don't worry.
Mr. Clark?
Norman Briggs, the hospital administrator.
Nice to meet you, sir.
If you'll just sign right here.
Why?
Just a formality. This releases the hospital from any liability related to
we call alternative treatment.
Dr. Sloan will cure my sinus condition.
Mr. Clark, the hospital can't be responsible if by some fluke Dr. Sloan
cure you with your alternative treatment.
Maybe you can.
Excuse me?
Mr. Clark, what exactly are you doing?
Sometimes a medicine man can be an empty vessel in which to deposit one's
illness.
Mark, I got something here.
What are those?
Well, these are medications.
that I pulled out of Westland's medicine cabinet, right?
And these are pills from his kitchen area, which he takes every morning
he goes to work.
Oh, so the wife did it?
Well, not necessarily.
There were three people involved in this, as far as we know.
There's Robin Westland's wife, his assistant Rutland, and his secretary,
Davis. And they all three claim he's still alive.
So then they all did it?
Well, maybe so, maybe not. One could have done it, two could have done it.
The thing is, we have to prove he's dead before we can figure out who killed
him. Yeah, I looked all over that house, even in the basement, and there was no
body, nothing.
Well, then they've got him on ice at the Institute.
How do you know that they didn't just dump him somewhere?
Well, the murderer followed Wesson to my house, so they probably didn't have
time to dispose of him.
And, of course, they couldn't take a chance on him being found.
Yeah, as long as people think he's alive, they'll keep buying his books and
tapes and all that other junk.
I think that very, very soon he'll be seen getting on his private jet or his
yacht, heading off for a very long sabbatical.
And they'll play that for as long as they can, and then he'll turn up
You know, I don't understand.
Robin Westland was a golden goose. Why would they want to kill him?
It beats me.
But they've got to get rid of that body, and fast.
You know, I just wish there was some way we could look around that institute,
you know?
But if Mrs. Westland sees me there, my cover will be blown.
Tell you what, let me take you down to the lab and see if we can at least find
out how he was killed.
So what about me?
What can I do?
What can you do?
Yeah.
I know what you can do.
What?
Yeah, can I have the, uh, Westland Institute?
You know, by the way, I was wondering, how did you get Mrs. Westland to let you
snoop all over her house?
I, um... Hmm? Let's say I gained her confidence.
Hi, Mr. Rutland's office.
And just how did you gain her confidence?
Well, it was real easy.
I'm a doctor.
How you doing? This is Jack Stewart from the examiner.
Excuse me.
I'm Amanda Barnes of the examiner. I have an appointment with Mr. Rutland.
Fourth floor.
Excuse me?
Fourth? Floor. Oh, boy.
Sir, has anyone ever told you that you may be suffering from temporal
joint syndrome?
Yes.
Amanda, what a surprise.
I'm Amanda Barnes. I'm here to see Mr. Rutland.
Oh, he's in a meeting. I'll tell him you're here. Okay.
Come in.
That reporter is here.
Reporter? Any press we can get on Robin right now is all to the good.
Mr. Ruslan.
Very nice to meet you, Ms. Barnes. Meg Westland, Robin's wife. How do you do?
Hello, dear.
I'm really looking forward to meeting your husband. I admire that man so much.
So many people do. But the amount of work he has to do is absolutely
As a matter of fact, Robin wants to see you now, down in the auditorium.
Preparing for tonight's lecture. I see.
Do you think I could sneak a peek at his office?
I don't see why not. Oh, good. Thank you.
Oh, my, my, my.
This is very impressive.
Oh, hey.
Sorry.
That's an original Tiffany.
Oh, Tiffany.
Give me a shot of that. You know what I love about this office?
It just felt success.
It's beautiful.
Come see the Monet.
Love Monet.
I love Monet.
It's all given to him by a grateful client.
Oh, I bet.
Yeah. Oh.
I see Mr. Westland likes fine wine. Yes, it's one of his most passionate
hobbies. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment. Tim?
Let's go see if we can catch Robin downstairs. Good idea.
We're good.
I'm very sorry. I just couldn't talk Robin into that interview right now.
preparing tonight's lecture.
Kind of disappointed.
But maybe we can meet here tonight after the lecture.
What a good idea.
And I'll do my best to get you that interview.
You know, I'd really love to come.
And if it's not asking too much, maybe bring a few friends.
Not at all.
You can pick up as many tickets as you need on the way out. Really?
How's that? Oh, more than I dare dream. Thank you so much, Mr. Rutland, for
everything. See you tonight. Okay.
And just who in the hell are you?
I'm a friend of Mark Sloan's.
You better get out of here. Hey, you know what? We know that Westland's dead.
You know what else? We're going to prove it.
And when we do, we're going to figure out which one of you guys poisoned him.
I want security in Mr. Westland's office right away.
Let me give you a piece of advice, my friend, now.
If you're smart, and you look smart, you do, and you didn't kill Westland, then
you're level with me.
Otherwise, you'll be an accomplice to murder.
How's that sound?
You can call up your security guards, my friend. I know my way out of here.
What was that about?
Trouble.
Well, I have the answers to how he was poisoned.
Somebody slipped some quinidine in his multiple vitamins.
Well, that makes sense to me. If the dosage of digitalis was high enough,
certainly could have done it.
And they had a big meeting at Westland's house very early this morning.
How'd you know that?
Well, it should say I snuck a peek at Westland's appointment book.
Uh -huh.
And what were you doing?
I was checking out the rest of the building.
Guess what? No stiffs.
Listen, you too should not take those kind of chances. Come on, Mark. It
dangerous at all.
Besides, they're all preparing for that big dog and pony show tonight anyway.
which they swear he's going to appear at. Look, I have some pictures here of
Westland's office.
Let's see.
Wait a minute.
That must be it.
What?
You know, I would certainly like to go to that lecture tonight.
Well, it just so happens today's your lucky day because I have tickets.
She's good.
He's good.
So you finally decided to become millionaires.
My name is Tim Rutland, and I'm here to introduce to you the man that you've
been waiting to meet and talk with, the most dynamic tycoon of the age, the guru
of finance, the minister of megabuck, and a hell of a nice guy, Robin
on an international hookup with audiences in New York, Chicago,
London, Paris, and Rome to talk to you about his brand new campaign.
You don't have to be a big shot to have big bucks.
We can't wait to hear about it, Robin.
I don't blame you, Tim, because this time I've come up with a program that
only lets you get the big bucks we all want, but lets you keep them once you've
got them.
Because that's what it's all about. I can't understand why people buy this
stuff. Before I go into details, I'd like to just ask a few general questions
from some of our friends in the audience.
Any topic, folks.
Mr. Westman, what is the key to success?
The key to success is the pyramid of power.
And later this evening, I'm going to show each of you how to build your own
pyramid.
Friends in the audience is right.
Those are rehearsed questions for pre -taped answers.
You know, I saw them setting up VCRs in the wings this afternoon.
Naturally, how else would they do it?
Mr. Westman? Mr. Westman, I have a question.
I have a simple question for you. Do you know there's enough lime in the human
body to whitewash a chicken coop?
Yes, that's a very valuable resource.
One that our investment branch is looking into on your behalf at this very
moment. Looking into a chicken coop, you hear that?
I have another one for you. In your opinion, if Cortez had lost some cattle
there in 1502 instead of horses, do you think that...
American Indians would be riding cows.
I can give you a definite yes on that one. And the Wall Street Journal has
verified it as a fact.
We're having some technical difficulties, ladies and gentlemen, with
international hookup.
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your guru of megabots.
A bunch of machinery designed to fool you. It's the Wizard of Oz, ladies and
gentlemen.
Now, what we want to see is Robin Westland alive and in person as
Where is he, Westland?
Westland.
Yeah, bring out Westland. Please, please, folks, just quiet down and don't
listen to him. He is a psychiatric patient. I personally assure you that
Westland is fine.
Let me go again, Dad.
Don't make me use the cot.
How's the jaw?
Worse. Come by the office. We'll have a look at it.
The mental patient has been arrested. So let's all just calm down.
Ladies and gentlemen, because of the technical difficulties caused by this
interruption, we're going to have to postpone this seminar until further
We appreciate your patience.
I'm worried.
You've got to calm down.
Everything's going to be all right. Now, I cut the television feed as Sloan got
started. All the boobs in the audience, they all thought he was crazy.
But he knows the truth. And nobody will believe him because he's got no proof.
All we've got to do is keep our heads.
Now, pull your car up around the rear entrance in about 15 minutes.
Okay?
Ready?
I've chartered a boat so we can dump the body off Catalina.
We'll weigh him down so he'll never surface.
I've prepared the press release.
West Lennon's seclusion preparing final version of his guaranteed new million
-dollar method.
As long as we keep him alive, the marks keep sending in the checks.
They believed in him.
They really did. And I will never understand why he suddenly decided to
all down and retire when there was so much still there.
just waiting to be plucked.
The IRS hadn't even begun to investigate him. He hadn't even been slapped with
his first lawsuit, and he gave it all away. Why?
I don't get it.
He promoted greed, but inside, he was a hypocrite.
Go figure.
Parked the car right outside.
Before we go any further, Precious, just how did you kill Robin?
I told you I had a heart attack.
That's what you said when you called from the car and asked me to meet you at
Sloan's. You said he left home not feeling well, so you followed him.
Straight to Sloan's, where he then died. You believe me, don't you?
I did.
Until Sloan made a convincing case for murder.
Since we're all accomplices after the fact, I think it only fair that you
with us how you did it.
All right, I just upped the digitalis.
Add a little something more, and bon voyage, Robin.
Of course, I didn't think he was going to get in his car and drive after I
poisoned him. It was a very good thing you were nearby.
I don't think I could have moved this body by myself.
Mr. Westland traveling incognito, is he?
My husband just had a heart attack.
We tried to revive him, but he's too far gone.
You called the ambulance, didn't you?
I think it's a little late for that, Mrs. Westland.
Mrs. Westland, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your husband.
Where is Robin?
He's in the morgue, Mrs. Westland.
Read her rights and book her.
Hands behind your back.
You arranged this, didn't you?
Let's just say that I helped.
You did the right thing, Rutland.
Very nice seeing you again.
I was just getting to like you, Kitty.
That sure is something to think about.
We pulled it off, guys.
You never did tell me how you knew where they hid Westland's body.
When I saw Amanda's photo of the office and all Westland's fine wine stacked
against the wall, I figured there had to be an empty wine cooler somewhere.
Hardly conclusive.
Well, that's why I didn't tell you till now.
You know, Jack talked Rutland into cooperating. Yeah, without Rutland, you
would have solved this murder.
Which took a lot of guts. I wouldn't want Mrs. Westland mad at me, would you?
Got a point there.
Oh,
I feel great, Doc.
Thanks. Please. Not every day I get to be a medicine man.
Move him out.
What's the matter with you? You look awful.
I don't know. My nose is all stuffed. My palate's itchy. My head is aching, and
that aspirin doesn't seem to work.
I didn't know you had sinus trouble. I don't. I mean, I didn't. I mean, I
couldn't.
Mark.
What exactly was that stuff you were burning?
Norman, we're not running a carnival around here.
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