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Poochi, call Nettaiyan.

-Pandi. -What?

Listen to what I've to say and then decide.

I have another plan like I said before.

If you both come along,

I'm sure it won't fail.

Lifetime settlement.

We'll rob a bank.

What! A bank?

There is only one way to solve all our problems.

And that is to rob WOW Bank.

WOW Bank?

Yes, WOW Bank.

The World Oriental Wealth Bank.

We had a chance to befriend Dharman, the bank's manager.

Dharman carved out a plan to loot WOW Bank.

He also gave us the map on how to do it.

We got so close to robbing the bank, right up to the locker.

But in the end, we found out Dharman had betrayed us.

He set us up to rob the bank.

But he ratted us out to the police and made a good name for himself.

Today, he has reached a good position at the bank.

And we went to the jail.

Why do you want to appear for such small cases?

I'm helpless here. They saved me from a theft.

Hold this.

Police?!

Don't run.

Not me, sir.

Hey! Stop right there.

Catch him.

-Hey, stop! -Oh, God!

Pasupathy. Go that side. Hey!

-There you are. Stop, man, -Let me go, sir.

Let go, sir. Please.

-Take out the ganja. -Ganja? What is that?

Pasupathy, you better give it.

-Constable, check him. -Okay, sir.

Go on. I'm not stopping you.

Sir, how can you check there?

-Check him thoroughly. -Sir, I even checked his underwear.

Pasupathy, you'll get caught sooner than later.

That day I'll beat you to pulp.

Thank God!

But where did it fall?

I had it here.

Damn, that's mine.

Who is that?

My dears, how did you get this?

Had he found this, he would've finished me.

You've done me a great help. Muah!

I'll always be there whenever you need help.

I'll turn you into big shots! My darlings!

I thought they'd save me.

But I'm on my way to save them. It's all my fate.

Why don't you let go of them?

Come on. Don't say that.

Whatever said and done, they're my sweet boys.

I'll tell you what.

They'll have my back if I run into any trouble.

You're contradicting your own statements. Do whatever.

Does this place look like a gym to him?

Then, why is he exercising here?

He'll workout whenever he's nervous, sir.

To hell with his workout.

Wait. I'll deal with you later.

-Sir… I… I… -Are you kidding me?

-Just hold still, sir. -Hey!

-Why fall on my feet now? -One… two…

-Three… -Stop it!

They make me come to the station frequently.

-You're scarier than the officers here. -Shut up.

-Sir? -You guys…

Come here.

Hello, sir.

Sir, my client is innocent.

Stop. Sit down first.

You need this.

-Better speak properly. -Okay, sir.

My name is Pasupathy.

People call me "Ghost" Pasupathy.

They are my boys, sir.

They wouldn't have committed big crimes like you think, sir.

Please enquire well before making any decisions.

Boys, come here.

Come here.

They have both tried to rob the jewelry store.

Not just that.

They also put on the police suit and impersonated us.

You think this is a small crime?

Sir, it's true that the boys went to the jewelry shop.

It wasn't to rob the store.

But to purchase jewelry.

When they suddenly heard the siren sound,

they thought there was a fire in the shop and ran away.

Alright, he ran. Why did you run?

Would the fire burn only him and not me?

Then why did you wear a police suit?

Won't the police also feel the heat?

That's not what I asked.

Why did you wear a police suit and go to the jewelry shop?

Shouldn't the police buy jewelry, sir?

Hey! Come on, man.

Now you're confusing me.

Stop it.

-Careful, sir. -I've grown old!

You know that my wife is 'Made in Italy'.

She's been wishing to open a pizza shop.

I've also set that up for her. Come in, now.

Listen to me from now on.

Put an end to robbery, and start working in her pizza shop.

-Got it? -Work?!

Look, I'll pay you.

Sir, I'll start sweating if I start working to make a living.

I'm allergic to sweat.

Sir, I can't bear to see him sweat.

Give him some other work.

Oh! How demanding!

-It's alright, sir. We'll adjust. -Go on.

Sophie? Sophie.

The boys are here. Get them something to drink.

Song confirmed.

Why? Shouldn't I make coffee for them?

What a surprise!

When did you come, madam?

I just wanted some home-cooked food.

That's why I came.

You think you can get karakuzhambu, or sambar here?

No! You'll get the same pizza and burger. Don't get me started now!

That's what I know to cook.

You knew this before we married.

See, it didn't seem wrong when I saw you in a skirt back then.

I fell for your legs.

No, you're wrong.

You fell on my leg to get married.

I married you despite you being dark.

I'm out of points.

It's been just five minutes since I came.

And you two have started already?

-Dad… Come here. -Yes.

Why did you do now? Why is the police here?

I've created a lot of problems. But they aren't police.

Oh!

Come here. Pandi, Poochi.

-Okay. -Coming.

Boys. She's my daughter, Jennifer.

She completed her studies in France and has returned after ten years.

-Who are they, Dad? -Who are they?!

-Pandi and Poochi. -It's me.

You used to play with them when you were young. Did you forget already?

Okay, you guys talk. I have something to attend to.

Don't come early. Take your time.

-I remember Poochi. -You do?

Pandi.

Pandi…?

When you were kids and fell into the well, I was the one who saved you.

Pandi.

No chance. I know swimming.

No, no. This is not swimming. But, welling.

-Welling. -I really didn't think you'd remember me.

Thank you!

You were the one who stole mangoes for me when my dad refused, right?

-How could I forget that? -Enough with your mangoes.

You remember such small things. Do you really not remember me saving your life?

What?

Nothing, nothing. Mango, coming, coming. Let's go.

You never like it when I talk to a girl.

-You get all jealous. -Shut up!

-He looks very familiar. -She's so beautiful. She's mine.

Uh… Pandi.

I remember you now.

-How are you, Pandi? -I'm good. Thank you.

♪♪♪

Showers grace my skies A lovely cascade!

Like waves, she swept over me, And I stood frozen like a statue

Like a swan, her walk is pure elegance! A mesmerizing sight!

As she walks by I wing my way behind her

The time is here Let love take its course!

As you get closer, My heart skips a beat

The times have taken a bold turn And so have I!

Darling, I left my job behind To devote all my time to you

1…2…3…4!

Here comes the one I adore!

4…5…6…7!

My days never end, Like a dream of heaven!

Showers grace my skies A lovely cascade!

Like waves, she swept over me, And I stood frozen like a statue

Like a swan, her walk is pure elegance! A mesmerizing sight!

As she walks by I wing my way behind her

His gaze carries a cool, sweet breeze

Her gaze wraps me In a sugar-sweet embrace

Her sweet scent fills the air!

Like a see-saw, My heart sways and dances!

Like a kite in the skies

I wander aimlessly in the vast blue sky!

When your gaze locks with mine

I light up, bloom, and wither in flames!

In silence, she confessed

Like a ghost, She took hold of my soul!

1…2…3…4!

Here comes the one I adore!

4…5…6…7!

My days never end, Like a dream of heaven!

Showers grace my skies A lovely cascade!

Like waves, she swept over me, And I stood frozen like a statue

Like a swan, her walk is pure elegance! A mesmerizing sight!

As she walks by I wing my way behind her

The time is here Let love take its course!

As you get closer, My heart skips a beat

The times have taken a bold turn And so have I!

Darling, I left my job behind To devote all my time to you

1…2…3…4!

Here comes the one I adore!

4…5…6…7!

My days never end, Like a dream of heaven!

-Jenny? -Huh?

What did you recall when you saw me?

You were 'Porukki' Pandi in school, right?

The one who dressed like a rogue and teased girls…

That was you, right?

Hey, no! That was C. Pandi. I'm A. Pandi.

Actually, I'm really famous in my area.

Is it?

Those days, your dad was the famous one.

I was his favorite.

Sir did random things and got into trouble.

What can I do if he called me at the last moment?

Oh!

I, too, have a life. Right?

I have to settle in life before it's too late.

How long can I be trailing behind him?

-So I started trailing behind-- -Pull over.

Where are you going?

I, too, have to settle in life before it's too late.

So I'm going to check out potential grooms.

Grooms?!

Hi! How are you?

Gosh! He's smiling at her.

Get the hell out!

Hello, sir.

INFERTILITY PILES, FISTULA

Enjoy!

Bloody! Go away.

Let's go.

You really surprised me with your groom search.

I came to India to get married.

I finished my studies. My parents are also getting old.

I just have one condition.

I want to work after getting married, and the groom should be okay with it.

That's it.

Oh!

Thank you!

Umm… Jenny?

Yeah?

Did you like that guy?

No.

Gosh! It's Psycho Salim.

Tell me, boss.

Pasupathy.

How are you?

I'm good, boss. All thanks to you.

I have something important to tell you.

Come home now.

-Sure, boss. I'll be there. -Come soon.

Okay, boss.

He's called me after so many years. What does he have for me?

-Greetings, brother. -Greetings.

Welcome, Pasupathy.

I was thinking about visiting you, boss.

You yourself called me.

I'll come straight to the point.

I called you here because…

-Nisha is… -Nisha?!

Oh!

It's been ten years since I last saw you.

Ten years!

Nisha is your fifth sister-in-law.

Fifth?!

If a man has his properties and strength safely,

it's not wrong to have a few extras by the side.

Correct, boss.

But there's a problem.

Mumtaz, Noor, Jazz and Farah. They all have their own house,

two acres of land and fifty lakhs deposit.

Now, I have to do something for Nisha.

You have to help me.

But I don’t have that kind of money, boss.

I'm not asking you for money, man.

-Plan. -Boss…

You are the master of planning. What can I possibly help you with?

I already made the plan.

I've filed insurance for this house,

the jewels, and properties worth two crores.

-Someone's going to rob this house. -Oh, God!

And the insurance people will be here.

The stolen things are worth two crores.

We'll get one and a half crores.

But aren't you losing 50 lakhs?

No, no, no!

We'll be getting three and a half crores.

How?

Because I'm the one sending the robber.

Till we get the insurance money

he'll have our things safely.

Once we get the insurance money,

he'll hand over my money that he robbed.

Why are you crying?

Is that your brain?

What an idea!

A very creative mind!

Phenomenal idea!

So, who'll be robbing you?

Who else?

It's you.

What?!

Me?

You're my only trustworthy, talented guy.

Who else do I have?

Boss, it's been a while. I’m a bit out of touch.

If I accept today and fail tomorrow,

then you'll kill me.

I'll get someone to do it for you.

-And this must be kept a secret. -Okay.

The guy you send should be a bit slow but not entirely hopeless.

If he thinks on his own, then it's a problem for us.

A bit slow but not entirely hopeless?

I know a guy.

He's the perfect guy. Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

Bye!

-Pasupathy. -Boss?

How's your daughter?

-She's good. She just finished her studies… -And came back home?

-Yeah. -I have a son.

He's studying abroad.

-Okay? -He's not like us. He's a good person.

I'm Psycho Salim.

He's 'Silent' Salim.

If you're okay with it, let's get them married.

'Silent' Salim weds Jennifer 'the Beast'.

Wow! What a plan!

What's up, buddy?

You've dressed up real well! Heading out to confess your love to Jenny?

Of course I am. What's the doubt in that?

If her dad knows about this, he'll bake us in a pizza oven.

[phone calling]

Who's calling?

Pasupathy's calling.

Looks like we're getting baked today.

Shut up, man.

-Sir? -Hey!

Where are you guys?

-At home. -Come to my office immediately.

Any problem?

Come here. I'll tell you.

Okay, sir.

I've found a groom for Jenny.

It's Psycho Salim's son.

Amazing!

Bad times, buddy.

You're winning the lottery of awkward situations, man.

And one more important thing.

-Important than what you just told us? -Yeah.

You two have to rob someone.

-What?! -It's just a fake robbery, man.

Look at that face!

Hey, why is he looking like that?

-Wake up, man. -What's wrong with him?

-Come back to your senses. -God!

What's wrong?

Goddamn!

What will I do now?

God, help me.

Hey, why is he running around like a mad puppy?

It's nothing. He's just figuring out how to set your plan in motion.

But, I haven't even told you the plan.

Sir, you're a Hindu.

They're Muslims.

How will your families get along?

You're a young man, and you're asking such dumb questions.

Salim is very influential.

It's a huge deal to become his family member.

What are you even talking about?

Gosh! That didn't work out.

Hey, listen to me properly.

There's a bag in Psycho Salim's house.

There are crores of money in that bag.

Crores of money!

You have to steal that bag.

-Huh? -I mean, act like you're stealing it.

Sir, they only eat biryani.

You can't deal with it.

What if you eat biryani, get cholesterol, and die of a heart attack?

What the hell is he going on about?

Forget about him.

Tell me more.

Take that bag and go under hiding for three months.

-Three?! -Why are you getting shocked?

I'll send you money, man.

Ah! Then it's fine.

Do not come back until I ask you to.

-Understood? -Sir!

We eat vegetarian on Fridays. What if Salim bhai visits on Fridays?

You can't serve him tamarind rice, right?

He'll kill you. He'll snap your throat.

-I'll snap your throat now. -Sir, don't.

This won't work out, sir.

-He won't accept your tamarind rice. -I'll talk to him, sir.

I'll make him understand.

Do you know the price of mutton today?

We'll go broke serving him.

-Drop their wedding plan. Drop it. -Shut up and walk, man.

Did he go mad?

It's not too late.

Tell Jenny that you love her.

She'll definitely accept your love.

What is it?

Go tell Jenny that you love her soon.

Hey! If I tell?

Do you want her to suffer just like us?

As orphans, we make a living on the streets.

But she's a well-educated woman.

Let her live a happy life somewhere else.

Thank God!

Super, buddy.

I thought you'd get drunk,

and sing sad songs about your love story!

Hey!

There's no love in our story.

Just robbery!

Okay?

Let's go.

Hey, what's the address?

Number 65,

Perumal Street, Shivan Nagar.

How can I remember such a big address?

It's easy.

Number 65, Perumal Street. You keep this in mind.

I'll keep Shivan Nagar in mind!

Hey! I'm a king in remembering names.

Only numbers confuse me!

Is it?

Then, break it down simply.

-How? -Number 65! 6 and 5!

Number 6 is for the six faces of Lord Muruga, and for 5, spell out Lord S-H-I-V-A.

So…

You keep 'Lord Muruga, Shiva and Perumal Street' in mind.

The next one’s a bit tough, but I’ll remember it.

-Okay? Let's go. -Come on.

Look, we're here.

This is Perumal Nagar.

Keep going.

SHIVAN STREET, PERUMAL NAGAR.

Is this the house?

-Yes, it is. -Confirm?

Confirm! Get down.

You guys have left town, leaving me all alone.

That's why…

I’ve ordered a pizza for dinner.

Hey, the pizza's here already!

I'll go pick it up.

Hey!

The gate's open.

Let's go through the gate.

While robbing…

climbing walls and entering the house,

gives all the thrill.

-Is that so? -Yes, everything's going as per plan.

-Let's keep climbing. -Hey!

Why are you climbing the wall?

The gate is open, right?

Come through the gate.

Okay!

Oh, God!

-Let's go. -What a great man.

What is it, boy?

You are surprisingly early.

When it comes to work, we’ll be in the right place, right on time, sir.

Alright! Give it to me.

Aren't we here to take?

Why is he asking us to give?

Sir, we'll give it to you.

We'll give it. Please turn around.

-What? -Please turn.

-Please turn. -For what?

-Please turn. -Please turn.

Don't be shy, just turn around.

Please bend down.

Hey… Why do they want me to bend down?

Please lean forward.

A bit more… A bit more, please!

-Hey, what's happening? -Okay, Sir.

-Hey, what are you guys doing? -Stay right there.

-Hey… -1…2…

Oh, my God!

Close the door!

Who are you?

Look at what he's asking after making us come!

Let's hit him!

Here, take this.

Oh, God, no!

-One on his leg! -Drag him!

Hold his leg.

-Oh, my God! -Hey…!

Get his mouth.

He looks like a bag of flour. Get him!

Hey!

-Hi, boss! -What is this, Pasupathy?

Those boys are still not here.

What? I sent them long back!

Will this plan even work out?

Hang on. Let me call them.

-Tell me, sir. -Hey!

What the hell are you up to? Why are you messing up the plan?

Sir…

We’re sticking to our plan perfectly.

As per the plan, he need to confess. But he still hasn't done that.

He’s getting smacked around, and suddenly, he’s munching on a banana!

-What nonsense? Where are you? -Perumal Nagar.

Shivan Street.

You boneheads!

Can’t you get a job done properly?

You're at the wrong place.

I’ll share the right address. Get your nasty butts there!

-Hey! Poochi! -Confess!

We're at the wrong place. He's not the guy.

What do you mean? Then, why was he so cooperative?

That's what I've been asking all along.

-Who the hell are you? -We came here all the way.

-Why not take all the money here? -Are you planning to steal?

I'll kill you!

-Let's go, Poochi. Come on! -Listen to me!

-Sorry, sir. -Hey!

Let me have that pizza, at least.

-Who was that? -You idiots!

Look at you walking in as if you own the place!

Why not jump off the gate like how thieves would do?

Buddy, why do we need to get an earful from him?

Wasn't the other guy really cooperative, even though we got the address wrong?

Shut up, man!

-Hey! Wait. -Let go to that place. Come.

Sir, the door is locked.

We'll get in once you open it.

Why don't you just stay at home?

I'll hand over the money to you at your doorstep.

You fool!

Climb on that pipe and get up here.

Okay, sir. Good idea.

Look at his arrogance.

You go ahead.

I'm going back there.

-Let's not waste time. -Hey! Hey! Come on.

Work is worship. Come on, man!

Come.

-Catch me! -Alright.

-Come fast, boys. -Yes, sir.

Yes, come on. Take this. Come on, carry!

-Why on earth are you waiting? Bash me up! -Right away, sir.

-Come on! Hit me! -Let's go for it.

Knock him out!

Do you want me to continue?

Smack his face!

What happened?

-Oh, God. -What happened?

I think the bike must've overheated.

The engine’s super hot!

-Get me this fast, brother! -Dude.

It'll take at least an hour for the engine to cool down.

Why don’t we heat up with some booze and get our brains running at lightning speed?

Let's not do that.

What are you doing here, sir?

My boy here got super hot!

What do you have there?

That is…

You won't believe me, sir.

Try me.

Sir, you'll never believe me.

Hey! Are you going to tell or not?

There are wads and wads of cash in there, sir.

-Is he having a stroke? -You!

Do we look like fools to you?

No way… Yes, sir.

Wads of cash? In that dirty sack?

They are some nutcases, sir. Let's get going.

Right, like he's "Singam" Surya.

Don't we have wads of cash with us? What does he take us for?

Hey! We're not the problem.

It's all because of this bag.

We need to grab a bag that screams expensive!

Look over there.

Hey, here, man.

Come on. Let's go.

Let's get that one. Hey! How much is that bag?

-Two for a thousand rupees, sir. -I'll buy that one.

Here.

Here you go, sir.

Okay.

Oh, dear God!

I wouldn't mind if this bag tore from too much cash,

-but all I'm hauling is trash. -Brother!

-Are they going to save the day, or what? -Come here.

Yes, sir. What is it, tell me.

You can have this.

I get paid peanuts for hauling the big sack.

What will this tiny sack get me?

Come on, you can have this.

-Oh, thank you, sir. -Follow me on Instagram.

-Thanks, sir. -Poor soul.

Buddy! You're Lord Karnan, man!

Hey! "The kindness we give out

will eventually return to us", said Simbu.

Did Simbu say that?

Then it must be true.

-He's always right! -To the wine shop, right?

Collecting trash in a bag is the trend these days.

-Why is this place so crowded? -Phew!

-This place. -We’re totally in sync!

Oh, God! So hot!

Listen, Poochi.

We're here to have a drink. Not to get drunk.

Even if we get drunk, we shouldn't get wasted.

Even if we get wasted, we shouldn't die. Okay?

Let’s take it slow on the drinks. Just a taste, no need to chug!

-Got it, Poochi? -Okay!

-Brother! -Sir!

He wanted us to go really easy on the drinks.

-Good boy. -So get us two full bottles.

Add pepper chicken and water bottle to the list.

-Make it fast. -Two full?

-Just savoring! -Hey!

What did I say and what are you doing? We just need to get a taste of it.

Let's gulp it down.

Forgive me, Lord!

No one should get thrashed by me.

Hey! You are as small as a bottle cap, and you're drinking out of one?

What?

As tiny as a bottle cap?

Hey!

You think I'd water down the booze with coke like you?

Try sipping it raw from the bottle cap, and you’ll feel like you’re on a giant wheel.

You know that?

Listen, Poochi.

No matter how drunk we get, we’ve got to keep an eye on the money.

That bag costs more than my life.

Hey! Sit somewhere else.

Why? This table feels fine.

-Why should I leave? -What do you mean?

I'm big. You're just a tiny peanut.

Hey.

I don't know who you are.

But I know that I'm tall.

Shut it and drink up!

-Hey, come here. -Yes, sir.

Hello, sir.

Hello.

Hey! Which one of us is taller?

-Him, sir. -If that's the case

then what am I?

Sir, I don't know who you are.

But he is the big guy here.

Hey! What are you going on about?

Why do you keep calling him big?

-You little! -Sir, his name implies that.

Oh!

So he wasn't talking about his size all this while?

You pocket-sized titan!

It’s embarrassing to be drinking at the same table as you.

Sit somewhere else.

Hey! The embarrassment is mutual.

I’m ashamed to be sharing a table with you.

Leave before I smash your face. Hey! Get him out of here.

-You-- Get up! -Hey! Leave!

I'll crush your pea-sized head with a bottle!

Let's see whose head is going to get crushed.

Come on!

What the hell.

He's even taller than a lighthouse!

Oh, dear Lord!

I acted tough by trusting you.

Did he just slap me? Hang on.

Nambiyar! Is Ashokan beside you?

Veerapan?

Get the whole squad over here A guy just slapped me!

Which circus did they escape from?

Hey! Where the hell are you?

These little crayons thinks he can knock us out!

Get here soon.

Listen, Poochi.

Our duty comes first, no matter what.

The money in that bag is my life.

Get lost, you--

-You mean hair? -What are you going on about money?

It'll sink if you drop it in water,

turn to ash if you burn it,

and fly away if you toss it!

Did you see it fly?

Bash them up!

No! Hey!

-Hands off! -Take the bag.

Who are they?

Why are you fighting?

Hey! Not the bottle.

Hey, why are you thrashing a child?

This monster!

Brother, are you okay?

You look like a tiny baby. Why are you getting beaten up?

Who is he?

Careful, Pandi!

Why are you all fighting?

Hi, I'm Pandi.

Wha… What? The bottle?

Here you go.

Take it! Take it!

Come on, guys! Come on!

-You little! -Go for it.

Are you okay, tiny baby?

Come on, guys! Come on!

You're fine, right, brother?

Sure? Take care.

Leave from here.

-What are kids doing in a wine shop? -Where is the bag, Poochi?

Take the bag! Go!

You leave. I'll take the bag.

Thank God, we got away.

Hey, where the hell is the bag?

Didn’t I carry that like a boss?

Look at what you took you dumb dumbo!

-What are kids doing in a wine shop? -Where is the bag, Poochi?

Take the bag! Go!

You leave. I'll take the bag.

Why the heck is this so heavy?

Keep going. I'm right behind you.

Yes! Yes! Knock him out. Don't spare him.

-Who the hell is he? -Where is the bag?

Hey, Poochi! Where is the bag?

Let's go in, come on!

Oh, God! Where was it?

-Here it is. -Phew! Take it.

Take the bag, man!

Thank heavens!

Is the money in there? Where did it go?

-Hey! What is all this trash? -What is this, man?

-Where did all the money go? -Hey, Poochi!

Good heavens! Hey! The money is gone!

Oh, no!

Only if this goddamn bike hadn’t screwed up!

-Where did the bag go? -What are we going to do now?

Come here.

Head straight to Brother Salim's place. Tell him everything that happened.

He'll give you similar bag. Take that and come here.

I'll wait here.

Should I go now or tomorrow?

Hey! With you around--

Before Salim goes psycho and butchers Pasupathy's whole family,

let's die.

You always know what to do.

-I'll go and buy rat poison for us. Okay? -Yes, leave.

Get going.

So, why should you both die?

You're still alive?

Let me tell you my sob story.

I was in love with a girl.

-Then you're better off dead! -Hey!

That doesn't matter. Her father,

because of his fondness for Psycho Salim,

wanted a robbery to happen at his own house.

Whoa! And?

We robbed his house, just like he wanted.

Right after the robbery, we got drunk

and thrashed a few men at the bar.

You clung to his arm, and now our money's gone.

So now we are going to drink rat poison and die. Okay?

Considering everything, you both dying isn’t exactly a tragedy.

I would have done the same if I were you.

You saved my life.

I can’t handle seeing you both die.

-So? -Once I leave,

you can go ahead and die.

What a good soul you are! Go!

Dude! I bought the rat poison.

-What is this? -Pickle, man.

-Side dish! -Are we getting drunk?

Out of habit I…

You dimwit! Okay…

I can't stand watching you die.

I’ll face this way, drink the poison, and die.

Hey! You think I can stand watching you die?

I'll turn this way and be done.

Cough syrup!?

You dimwit!

Why are you acting like this over cough syrup?

Cough syrup?

What did you ask for to the store owner?

I asked for rat poison.

I coughed slightly, and he still asked if I coughed.

I said yes.

-Oh! That's why he gave me cough syrup. -Hey!

With you around, I can’t even die in peace.

I could’ve moved on with my life, but my heart wouldn't let me.

That's why I came back.

I’ll help you retrieve the lost cash.

What you did wasn't a robbery but a mockery.

If you want to get the money back, you’ll have to pull off a real robbery.

You're not fit for that.

Get the pros who are born to steal, have them do the job, and split the cash.

Give me two days. I'll sketch a perfect plan.

Okay?

Now that's how you halt the car!

-Aandhai, hey! -Crap, forgot about him.

Thinks he's a passenger princess.

Oww.

Let's find out why's he bandaged.

How did you hurt yourself, sir?

Aren't you a policeman? Crack it yourself.

Like this is important than the many uncracked cases we have lying.

Did Humpty have a great fall after doing a headstand?

Don't get me started.

Neighbor boy was playing with his toy car.

That car…

-Careful, sir. -Sorry, I slipped.

-Did you attempt to skate on it? -You idiot!

Ah, another broken egg with a cut on the nose.

And both these duffers are injured at the same place!

-Can I ask you something? -What is it?!

What if that little fellow

-played with that car over here? -But that's broken already.

What if he brought another car?

He doesn't have another one.

What if he got a new car?

He isn't that rich.

What if I got him one on loan?

-I'll throw you in jail, then! -Sorry, sir!

-Mr. Balim Sai? -Sir, he's Salim Bhai.

Mr. Salim Bhai?

-What happened here? -Why's your house a mess?

Around 2:00 to 2:30 a.m.…

I heard someone jump on the balcony.

I woke up to see who it was. Found no one.

I came back inside.

Then I felt someone whack me with an iron rod on the head.

And then I fainted.

I overheard someone saying, "Hurry, hurry" in Hindi and ran inside.

This is all I remember.

One more thing.

Do you remember seeing a small boy playing when this happened?

Specifically, with a toy car.

Mention that car again and I'll squash you like a chicken!

Team. Search!

Listen, Aandhai.

I want you to watch over this house like a hawk.

How can I look out like a hawk, sir?

-Be a hawk till you solve this case. -Yes, sir!

You have no other option, dude.

This is the only way to redeem your cash back.

I know four loyal buggers.

They were at their prime in the 80s.

But at some point, had to leave that.

Mind you, you'd have to adjust to their whims. Clear?

What say?

[both] Okay!

We must be really lucky, Poochi!

When we join hands with an experienced group like them,

-things will fall in place! -Amazing.

-You continue. -Hang on.

Regardless of the years of experience,

the number of catastrophes remains.

-So, mind you. -Didn't see this coming!

There are four members in the team.

First one is, Memory Das.

In the 80s and 90s, most of the thievery in Tamil Nadu was attributed to him.

He'd never leave behind any clues whether it's a bakery or a bank.

His only flaw is that he can't remember where he is.

He has memory loss.

So we must guide him through.

Pathetic.

Second one is, Damodhar Lal.

He started his thievery journey alongside Memory Das.

He has a hand in many of Memory Das' crimes.

Stealing while listening to songs is his forte.

Does he steal only to listen to songs

or vice versa remains a mystery.

Nowadays, he does neither.

Why though?

His ears have given up, that's why.

Which is also why he's known as 'Deaf'fer Lal.

He can't hear?

Third one is, 'Kudi' Kumar.

The brain of the team.

You'll always find him drinking something.

He's tipsy if he drinks a bit.

And is up in a jiffy when he drinks a lot.

We must ensure his tank's always full.

If not, we're screwed.

-Ugh, a tippler. -The notorious of the lot,

the most important one in the team,

is Split Soosai.

He may lack brains, but he's tough as nails.

The most sincere thief of the lot.

The problem is, he’s only a thief when he’s himself.

As soon as he hears the siren, he switches into serious cop mode.

Which is also why he's called 'Split Personality' Soosai.

Like 'Anniyan' for example.

How will we know which side of him we're dealing with?

That's easy!

If the handcuffs are on him, he's a thief.

If it's on one of you, he's a cop.

How are we to pull this off with them?

One more thing and then you can decide for yourself.

They've only been to jail once in their 30 years of thievery.

I washed it last week!

Who washed it yesterday? Me.

Whose turn is it today, then?

Do I look like I wash vessels?

No, no.

But like someone who wrestles! Go on, do the dishes.

Did someone say curry?

-We're washing vessels to make the curry in! -He's telling the exact opposite.

Yum, saltfish curry! Why must you yell in my ears, though?

-How I wish I could bless your ears. -Ugh, you're confusing me!

-I'll do it myself! -Couldn't you do that before?

Go on and do it.

Bro?

Hello, Nettai!

Welcome, my boy! Long since I've seen you.

Anyway, come in.

He tricked her, she tricked him,

money was lost, and now he's smitten…

-Hey, quieten… -What was that?

Keep it down, Netta.

I did the math, Pandi.

And Natta briefed me what happened.

We have… We've decided to help you out.

-Thank you. -Heck yeah.

We already have a plan.

We only need to execute it.

It would be nice if you could brief us about it.

Oh, shucks.

I forgot what it was.

Give me some time and I'll tell you.

Nothing will work.

However large the issue is,

even a tiny drop will be insufficient.

That's him, a drinker.

I hope you don't mind him.

I have a master plan.

If we execute it to perfection, you'll be settled for life!

Don't mistake me, bro.

-It's been a long time for us. They're new. -Why's he rambling his pea brain now?

Why don't we start on something as small as me?

Ahaa, I got it!

Let's start by looting Psycho Salim's house.

-What the heck, buddy? -Dude, I'm freaking out!

Netta has a point.

-There's a jewelry shop two streets away. -A jewelry shop?

Why the shock like I asked you to get something?

You see, jewelry shops and we have a rough past.

Can you tell us a better plan?

Don't worry, I've done my research.

The lab informed me the owner's diabetic.

I have a report that says the manager has BP.

All we have to do is point our knives at them.

And the jewels are ours.

Why's he silent from the beginning?

What's up, Lal? Why are you silent all this while?

You're okay, right?

Aha, I got it now!

So, you're in love with a girl

and want our help to reunite, correct?

-Come here, bud! -Saw that?

He thinks reuniting two lovers is an easy task.

Don't lose heart.

I wonder what's going to happen.

Welcome, Pandi! The show's about to begin.

The shop opens at 10 a.m.

And closes at 9 p.m.

They changed the timings long ago.

It now opens at 12 p.m. and closes at 10 p.m.

The watchman comes by 9:30 p.m.

That gives us only half an hour

from when the shutters are rolled down until the watchman comes in.

Between 9 and 9:30 p.m., Sait reviews the accounts with two female staff members.

That window will mark our entry.

But there's a catch.

800 meters from the jewelry shop is the police station.

One call from Sait and the police will be here in eight minutes.

Bro, it’ll take until 9:10 p.m. to clear out the customers.

By 9:15 p.m., we enter in.

Even he catches and pulls the alarm, we still have eight minutes on the clock.

Which gives us seven minutes to wrap things up.

Nettai, I want you to stay back.

I want you to bail us out if at all things go south.

You'll get lost if you're in the crowd. So, come alone.

Don't worry, bro. I'll take care.

-Hey. -Yeah?

I'll go in first, alone.

In two minutes,

I’ll whistle to let you know.

Then, you come in.

-Got it? -I think so.

-Okay? -[all] Okay.

Don't forget to whistle.

Yes, sir?

-Where's he? -Who knows?

Something's wrong. Let's go in and check on him.

Let's go.

I'm coming, too. I need some water.

There's a discount of 50 rupees on each gram, like you said?

-That's right, sir. -This idiot!

What is he even doing?

Game over.

He forgot that he's here to steal them

and became a customer instead.

Is this better or this one?

Both will suit you well, sir.

Aw, sweet lady.

There goes the whistle. Let's go!

Hey! Who are you all?

-Sir… -Hey, zip that mouth of yours!

-Quiet! -Who are you all?

-Care to drink a little, lady? -Shut up! Where's the keys to the locker?

Let go of me!

-Mess with me and I'll slit you open! -Who's that dumb dodo?

-What the heck are you doing? -Wait, man.

-What are you doing? -Shut up!

-Can I get some water or not? -Over there.

-Whoa, whoa! Tape his mouth first. -Hey, hey!

Hey, you.

Where are the keys?

Over there? Let's go, boys.

-You two! -[both] Yes, bro?

I'm a cop, man! Wait till I twirl my mush.

Get here, you!

How dare you ask a cop to steal along with you'll?!

-I will… -Ow, that hurt.

Why are you overreacting unnecessarily?

Tell us your share and we'll--

How dare you try to bribe me?

Let me see who can get pass me and enter inside!

Why's he over…

Your names are going on the encounter list.

-Where's the locker's key? -You buffoons.

-Let go! Let go of us! -Hey, hey! Let go of our legs!

Perfect, ma'am.

Also, where do I pay up? To you or at the counter?

Let us go, idiot!

[in Telugu] Bold of you to bribe me, you dipsticks.

I'll kill you two!

Sir, everything's under control!

-Don't worry. -You moron!

You're the one who's lost control.

With your permission, can I call the station, sir?

-Sure, go ahead. -Thank you, sir.

Sir, sir.

You.

Even God can't come to rescue your sorry faces.

You may have seen Rajinikanth, Vijaykanth, Chiranjeevi

and even Balu Mahendra as cops. But have you seen me?

Go on, answer me?!

Because I am not an ordinary cop

but a rowdy!

I spoke too much, sir.

-Where was I? -A rowdy.

No, no, before that.

-Police station. -On it, sir.

Why are they tied up here?

-And you're just ogling at her? -Wait, man.

-I said wait! -Did you say smile?

Sir, sir! We're at fault, sir.

You stopped us from stealing, right? So leave us be.

Please, sir! Don't call the cops.

-Sir, this is Inspector Anbuchezhian speaking. -Is Gautham Menon there?

-There's no one by that name. -Oh, dang.

-I'll come straight to the point. -Come then.

There's been a theft at the jewelry shop on the 9th Street.

-I've arrested the accused. -That's great!

And kept them as safe as the bank's locker.

-Which area's Inspector are you? -No clue, sir.

-But I am an Inspector. -What are you even saying?

-Give the phone to your senior. -Sure, sir.

-And you are, sir? -I'm Alex Pandian. Hand it over already!

-Sir wants to speak to you. -Who's come to loot your shop?

It was the person who was talking to you all along!

He's bluffing, sir. I'm an Inspector.

The audacity! I'm coming there, you wait.

Where did the tape on your mouth go?

Now, who tied you boys up?

Come, let's go!

Did he tell us where the lockers were?

Come, let's escape!

Buy this, ma'am.

You can buy it at half the rate.

Look! Look what he's up to?!

-This is a once in a lifetime offer! -No, sir.

-It's the best in quality. Take my word. -I don't want, sir.

It'll look perfect around your neck.

Called him to help us steal… First, he was buying them from her,

and now he's selling it to her? Gosh, what's next?

Hey!

Come here, you idiot.

Bring him here, boys.

I hear the police coming, hurry!

What a narrow escape that was!

Call Nettaiyan at once, Poochi!

I told you not to work with these doofuses!

I can't do this anymore.

I’d have been happier if we stole something and then bolted.

We didn't even flick a little stone and the police's on their way already!

How would I know he'd call them?

-He called? -Did I call them, then?

Let's leave, Poochi.

-Pandi, wait. -What?

Hear me out and then decide if you want to leave.

Like I said, we have another plan up our sleeve.

If we have both of your support,

we'd surely secure the bounty.

You'll be settled for life.

We're going to loot a bank.

-Say what? -I'm sorry, what?

Can't steal a power bank with you lot and you dream to loot a bank?

Hope you're happy now, boys.

Please forget that we even came to you and asked your help, for heaven's sake!

Police.

-Pandi? -Goodbye.

Pandi!

Damn it!

She's a well-educated woman.

Let her live a happy life somewhere else.

A good family, a good husband. That's all I wish for her.

Let's help her out a bit from our side.

-Come. -Hey, are you okay?

You were talking about a bank, right? Tell me more.

I'm sorry, my anger got the best out of me.

The only solution to all our problems…

And that is to rob the WOW Bank.

-WOW Bank? -Yes.

WOW Bank.

The World Oriental Wealth Bank.

We became acquainted with its manager, Dharman.

Dharman had plotted to loot the bank.

He even gave us the map of it, too.

We almost reached to its lockers.

Only to discover that Dharman betrayed us.

He lured us into the bank robbery,

only to turn us in and get on the police's good side.

Today, he's in one of the highest positions in the bank.

And we were sentenced to prison.

Not one or two days…

We were sentenced to 15 years!

Thanks to the police's torture, we're all facing problems.

This fellow here…

He became a drunkard out of fear.

And him?

They beat him so much that he lost hearing in both the ears.

And this fellow?

This isn't a fashion statement.

These are iron rod marks.

They whacked him so much with iron rods that he lost his memory.

I think I beat them all in injuries!

They say I turn into a cop once I hear the siren blaring.

But I don't feel like I turn into one.

And now, that Dharman

is the head of that bank.

We tried to loot it many a times once we were released.

But our age caught up to us.

The bank is still in the same location.

And I still have its blueprint.

If we have your support,

we will definitely loot it!

What say?

-Hello? -Hello?

Sir, I'm calling WOW Bank.

We have tailor made offers for loans and locker safety for you.

If you could drop in for ten minutes, we can discuss in detail.

Sir, can you come?

I'm coming!

What?!

I've brought scrap, brother.

Take this and give me 200 rupees.

Why stop with 200 rupees? Why not 200 crores?

Give me, then.

What?! This is not even worth 20 rupees, and you ask for 200?

Brother…

At least give me 150.

I can give you 30 rupees.

I'll give you ten rupees today, and 20 rupees today.

Why don't you give me one rupee for 20 days?

Have you no shame that you agreed to it?

No.

Bald guy talks too much.

Get lost, you trash bag.

I've seen hundreds of frauds like you.

Idiot!

Let's see if the baldy's brain is intact.

Sir!

Woah!

-Who the hell are you? -Can't recognize me?

How about now?

Aandhai!

Is it really you?

I couldn't even guess.

This is for our secret operation.

Hey. Shush!

Sit down.

Ouch!

-What happened? -I sat on my tail, sir.

What did you even do wearing this costume?

I stood in front of Salim's house and spied on him.

Sir, he wakes up in the morning,

drinks coffee and goes for a walk.

-And? -He comes home drenched in sweat.

He has appam and lamb trotters soup for breakfast.

I think it didn't get digested properly. So he went for another walk.

He came back and drove his car to pray.

He came back in the afternoon.

He had parottas and lamb trotters soup for lunch.

Took a nap for two hours.

He woke up by six, had another piping hot coffee,

did his Karate practice.

And for dinner, he had string hoppers and lamb trotters soup.

-Woah! -Then he went to sleep.

I caught something in between his snack-packed schedule.

Tell me. What is it?

They're setting up Psycho Salim's son with Pasupathy's daughter.

What? For real?

Light up a camphor.

I'll swear on it.

But how?

Even I don't get it, sir.

I can't believe it, man.

Me too, sir.

So, he actually eats lamb trotters three times a day?

You fool!

Lamb trotters!

This is our plan.

This is our life, our God. This is our everything.

This is what's going to feed us.

This is our holy scripture from now.

So, we have to take care of it.

Sir?

Did you see that?

My brother puts in blood and sweat for us.

Rest for some time, brother.

Thanks for your love.

Our plan is very simple.

We're opening a shop in a lane near WOW Bank.

No. We pretend to run a shop.

For outsiders, it's just a shop.

But, for us, it's a gateway to heaven.

We're going to dig a tunnel behind that shop.

How long is our tunnel to the bank?

It should be about one and a half kilometers.

-Super. -Even with a JCB, it’ll take a year.

The bank might move locations before we finish digging.

Fifteen years back, we opened a shop

and dug halfway.

But before we could complete it, Dharma showed his tricks.

What are we waiting for? Let's get to business.

Let’s open a shop where we’ve already dug.

Do you guys have a plan for that?

Yes, yes.

Oh, God!

Why are these morons looking at me?

You plotted a huge scam and act like it’s nothing.

I…

Are you a fool like my dad?

Why the hell are you hitting me for that?

Your dad asked me to do it. Hit him if you can.

God! If Psycho Salim knows about this, he'll kill us all.

I'm leaving.

-Hey, where are you going? -Leave me.

I'll visit my parents one last time.

Your dad…

That's not a good idea.

I can't watch my parents die.

I have a plan.

I’ll jump off this building.

If the milkman asks, say I tripped and fell.

Okay?

Hey, stop.

Idiot. Come back.

Have you lost it?

I told you. I'll take care of everything.

I've made all the plans to return the money.

I need just one favor from you.

Ask your dad to open a new pizza shop for you.

Okay?

♪

Why are you crying?

Don't cry.

These clowns are in a pickle

Juggling in the middle of the chaos

What is it that These brainless chicks chase?

Planning in silence

The king of Dumbo town proclaimed

Luck’s on its way, just wait and see!

The loyal friends of the quirky clan

-♪ What seemed like the perfect plan -Lights on!

-♪ Grab a crowbar and begin the dig -Wow! Amazing, man!

-♪ It's all laid-back and chill -They dug up all that?

Grab everything you can

We are striving To make our treasury full

Gosh! My knees are killing me.

Mine, too.

My knees, back, and underwear are all torn.

Stop cutting the golden goose instead

Water your crops, Tend to them well

Don’t let go of what you’ve got

For the harvest will be plenty Keep a large basket ready

It's all laid-back and chill

Buddy! Do you know where we are?

-Where are we? -We're in Sowcarpet!

-How do you know? -Look!

Tons of paan packets.

Someone must be running a paan shop above.

Sir, drop a beeda for us.

-What's this paper? -What is it this time?

"She ran! She ran to the very edge of life itself."

Do you know where we are now?

-You tell me. -Kodambakkam.

AVM Studio.

Let's watch a movie shoot.

Yeah. Let's go.

I'll break your face.

Don't worry

Come on.

Oh, God!

What happened, brother?

You got electrocuted there.

It really has no effect on you!

Look at this guy, Soaring high like a kite

Look at this crooked arrow, Swaying through the sky

A worn-out toothbrush, He's confused all day

A corrupted memory card, Keeps losing the file

All the torn cards in this deck, Still hold their hope tight

When it comes to work, They stand firm and strong

Where are we now?

-I know. -Tell me.

-Kilpauk. -How do you know?

It's written all over your face.

You liverless lunatic.

Check out these cool cats, Yanking a plane with their teeth

A bunch of broken dudes

But a blade of grass Makes us stumble and fall

This feeling sucks

It's all laid-back and chill

Grab everything you can

We are striving To make our treasury full

It’s all for you, my million bucks

Here's your bill.

What?! Why does this cost so much?

I don't have this much money.

You can keep this bag instead.

What do I do with that bag?

Don't talk like that. It's a lucky bag.

I've heard of lucky hands.

What's this lucky bag?

You better pay now.

What's happening here?

He ate and is not paying the bill.

Call the police.

If I call the police, they won't catch him. They'll arrest us.

Idiot.

Brother, you can leave.

-Thanks, madam. -Sir!

Take your bag with you.

-Don't you want this? -I don't. Get out of here.

If you keep letting people go,

we'll have to dig another tunnel.

Come inside.

Wow!

This moron!

Yes, sir. Tell me.

Hey, Aabathu. Come to my house immediately.

On my way, sir.

God! Baldy's calling.

-Boss? -Aandhai…

Where the hell are you?

I'm near Pasupathy's house, collecting information.

Boss, you'll be shocked if you hear this.

Tell me. Let's hear it.

They are making lamb trotters soup in Pasupathy's house.

Parotta or string hoppers?

Not sure about that. But, it smells amazing.

That's what matters, and you don't know that?

Okay, leave it.

Come to Minister Sengundran's house.

I'm on my way there.

Yuck.

Even I can't stand to see this.

Sir, I'm trying to create an amazing poster for your appreciation ceremony.

But, I'm not able to.

I’m not sure if it’s appreciation or a ticket to the afterlife.

Should I just make a poster of you blessing us from heaven?

Are you teasing me?

I’ve been trying to design one since yesterday.

But, I’m out of ideas.

Try hanging yourself.

Got it!

Sir? So early in the morning?

Come on in and sit.

He didn't see me. I'll salute again.

Yes, sir.

Listen to this audio.

Then you'll know why I'm tense.

Who's this guy? Looks like a convict.

[audio note] What's up, Minister?

You are the Minister of Social Welfare and Women Empowerment.

How can you do such a thing?

Your secret footage with actress Sundari is in my hands.

If I release that footage,

it’ll break all box office records.

Sir, how much are you giving for the footage?

Why would I need your help if I’ve already set a price with him?

We need to get rid of all the photos, videos, and pen drives.

If you can, destroy him as well.

Exactly.

Just like that.

Amazing!

He might see us.

Before Psycho Salim finds us,

we have to find the bank.

What is it?

-Mosquitoes. -Here?

Madras has mosquitoes everywhere.

-Yeah, right. -I'm tired.

Pandi.

You're a lucky man.

We've reached the bank.

-Really?! -Hey.

With his digging speed, we wouldn't even have reached the petrol bunk.

There's no way we reached.

Hey, why do you have this thing with you?

It's the cash counter!

This is definitely the bank.

Why does it smell of fried chicken here?

Like he said, we are at the wrong place.

Let's handle it.

Excuse me.

Lunch break, huh?

Welcome! Welcome!

Thank you! Thank you!

You honored my hotel with your visit.

We have visitors from all directions.

Yesterday, a group of visitors broke the ceiling and had our food.

Now, you're coming from under the ground!

Who knows who might show up from where tomorrow?

Has he lost like all of us have?

Man, we were crawling through those tunnels like raccoons.

Let's have some food.

-Screw my fate. -Waiter, serve them.

Please, sit.

Sir!

This is the way.

We’ll head back the way we arrived, sir.

Okay. Let people know about that way to my hotel.

-Okay, sure. -Okay.

Team, let's get going. Catch him!

Close every possible opening in the street.

-Yes, sir. -Move a little more closer. Zoom in.

-Use the third camera. -It's around the hotel area on Prasad Avenue.

Don't let him go. Catch him on GPS.

Look at that! It's him.

It is definitely him. I'm coming for you, man.

Don't run, man. Or, give us the pen drive and keep running.

-Catch him. -Stop, man.

If we catch you, you're dead.

-Gosh! Run faster, sir. -Catch him, man.

I can't run.

I told you to stop eating so much.

-Don't let him escape. -Sir, is he your friend?

-Stop talking and catch him. -I feel like you're letting him escape.

-Sir, ask for a lift. -Aandhai!

Don't leave me, man.

Looks like a dead end.

There’s no route beyond this point.

As if we’d catch him even if there was a route.

At this speed, he would have reached Odisha by now.

What should we say to the Minister?

Tell him that you'll catch him in 30 years.

Idiot.

Come. Let's search for him.

Where is he?

He's not here. Come. Let's have some lamb trotters soup.

I heard that a shop in Anna Nagar is adding almonds to their soup.

Who's that?

Hey, it's him!

-Sir, it is him! -Got you!

-You are dead. -Come on.

-Catch him. -He's faking it, sir.

Where is the pen drive?

-Tell me, man. -Answer us.

Gosh! Where is it?

Why is he barking?

I think he ate dog meat.

-He's barking exactly like a dog. -TELL US!

Tell--

-Sir. -What?

He's dead, sir.

-Come on. -Let's get out of here.

Damn it! When is there never violence happening?

Gosh! Why is he calling?

Pasupathy.

Are the boys safe?

Don’t worry about them, boss. They're safe.

You'll get your money when you ask for it.

Thank God. I can breathe now.

Is something wrong, boss?

There's nothing wrong in sharing this with you.

Since when I was a child, I used to get these detailed dreams.

The problem is, those dreams always come true.

Really? Isn't that a good news?

No, man.

I had a dream yesterday

-that your boys lost my money… -Oh, God!

…and I'm hacking your entire family to death.

That's why I got a bit disturbed.

I'm the one who should be disturbed by this dream, boss.

Forget it.

Let's discuss the wedding plans.

-I'll come to your house tomorrow morning. -Okay, boss.

Also, is your daughter sick?

Nothing like that.

She ignored my son's calls for a whole week.

-Is that so? -Ask her what's happening.

Is she really interested in this marriage?

You need not have doubts. She is interested.

Alright. Let's meet tomorrow.

Okay, brother.

Why is she not picking up his calls?

Gosh!

Is everything ready?

It's already time. What are you still doing?

It's getting crowded here.

Hey, Dad! What's up?

So, you didn't see me, huh?

No.

Oh.

The groom's trying to reach you for the past three days.

Why aren't you picking his calls?

Are you two having problems? Tell me.

No, Dad.

-Then what? -The shop's crowded.

Demand's too much.

I didn't have the time to pick up his calls.

What?!

Is this what you call a crowd?

They all left just now.

Is the next batch ready? It's getting busy over here.

Alright. Forget about it.

Pick up his calls.

I came here to tell you that.

-I'll leave then. -I'll call him right away.

-Good. -Where's my phone?

Thank God.

What's that noise?

Noise?

It's nothing, Dad.

I think you have tinnitus.

Gosh!

I'm dead.

So, Dad…

Look. It's thundering and raining.

-That's what you are hearing. -Do I look like a fool?

Dad, please. Don't go inside.

-Move. -Dad, don't.

Oh, my God.

Jenny, look. This looks just like your dad.

Why did this guy call us?

To feed us.

-Shut your mouth, man. -What?

-Shut the hell up. -What?

Shut your goddamn mouth!

-Sorry. -Now, you shut up.

You went to a wine shop with the money.

Okay.

You got high and came back with this idiot instead of the cash.

Am I right?

Yes.

To get back the lost money,

this idiot introduced these four to you.

I am all right?

[all] Yeah.

Right.

Dear?

You knew all this, got money from me,

and helped these losers open up this shop.

-Yeah. -I'll whack--

[phone ringing]

-Oh, God. The psycho's calling. -Thank God.

Tell me, boss.

Pasupathy, I'm on my way to your house.

I'll be there in a minute.

Oh, God! Duffers!

I'll talk to you later.

What the hell's he planning?

I may forgive you for everything you've done.

But mistaking this nasty shorty for a money bag?

I’ll never forgive you for that.

Are you happy now?

God!

Gosh!

He's standing there like a dinosaur.

Bo… Boss.

Hey…

Why are you like this?

Are you drunk?

I might have. I might not have. I'm not sure, boss.

Fool.

Your house is well-maintained.

What did I even do?

All your mercy, boss.

You did your job sincerely.

You didn't try to cheat me.

You were perfect in your job.

So, you got what you deserved.

You are always wrong.

-Huh? -No, no.

You are always right.

One more thing, Pasupathy.

Think about it.

Has anyone ever lived after tricking us?

Why are you crying, man?

No, brother. These are happy tears.

Whatever, man.

Alright. Let's talk business.

Let's have the wedding at G.R. Hall.

You know that place, right?

The hall near the police station?

That's the one.

That's a perfect place to count jail bars.

And, Shaheen Shah is a very close acquaintance of mine.

He runs a jewelry shop.

I've decided to buy the jewels from there.

The one near Puzhal jail?

Exactly.

That's also a perfect place.

Perfect.

Let's get the dresses and other stuff from S.K.Stores.

-Are you okay with that? -The one near the cemetery?

Perfect place for me to rest.

Can't find a better place, boss.

You really know everything, man!

I was expecting all this.

These details might come in handy.

Alright, Pasupathy.

I'll get going, then.

-Let's close everything else over call. -Okay, boss.

See you soon.

Hopefully, I'll never see you, boss.

You losers!

It's all because of you. I'm coming for you.

Stop. Stop, man. This is our hotel, right?

-These troublemakers! -Here he is.

Get up. Let’s fold our hands and look innocent.

Hello.

Why does he look like he’s ready to throw punches?

Hand me that shovel.

Sir?

Hand me that shovel!

-Come on. -Don't! Listen to me.

-Here you go. -He handed it over, oh God!

Why the terrified faces?

Let's dig together. Come on, guys!

-Come on, you fraudsters! -What's with this plot twist?

Kiss your shop goodbye. We'll smash it to the ground!

Sorry, sir. Your bark sounded more real than a dog’s. That's why…

You're playing smart with us?

Careful!

Sir, I think he died barking like a dog

because he got bitten by one.

Understand one thing.

It'll take at least a month for a dog's bite to mess with someone's brain

and turn him into a dog before he dies.

Then, in that case, what if he got bitten by a dog a month before?

Could be.

He's trying to tell us something else.

There's something more to his barking.

Then why on earth did he die screaming 'Wow?'

Obviously, someone dying from a dog bite will say 'Wow.'

Were you expecting 'Superb Wow!' instead?

Aandhai!

Listen.

The real problem isn’t whether it was the dog or him that got bitten.

If we don't get our hands on the pendrive by evening

that Minister will end us both.

-Sir! -[both] Huh?

That pendrive is in the WOW bank, sir.

-How do you know that? -He told me that.

He was here last week trying to strike a deal with the Minister.

Later, he gave that pendrive to his friend

and asked him to keep it safe in the WOW bank.

Rather than barking and goofing off, go fetch the pendrive!

Why do I hear a Bollywood song?

It's a banger, isn't it?

Why are you singing Hindi songs now?

Don't answer that.

-How dare you ask him? -Come.

Between you and I…

-What got him in his feels? -Excuse me!

[in Hindi] What, sir?

Not me, sir. Here.

Who are you?

I'm working on the Metro Railway construction.

How the hell did you end up here?

Sir!

I was heading from Madhavaram to Sholinganallur.

And I figured this short route. That's why I came here.

Great. We're traveling from Porur to the beach.

My family also works along that route.

Really? You're there as well?

Yes, sir.

Brother, can you do me a favor?

What, sir?

We're almost there. Will you dig the tunnel for us?

Okay.

I'll do a great job!

If you give me 500 rupees, I’ll dig 500 meters for you.

-What a savior! -Deal. Go ahead.

No, sir.

Looks like you might end up digging a tunnel all the way to TN!

Go on! Keep going, brother.

Go! Go on.

How did I do?

The trend of using lions and tigers in designs is outdated.

From now on, you’re the Santa of the state!

There's no soul on earth who hates Santa Claus.

Hang tight and see how the votes come pouring in for you!

Okay. But I feel we can make this even better.

If you want something even better, then we can go with Jesus Christ!

Sir, that pendrive is inside the WOW bank's locker.

Hey, how did you find that?

-By barking all the way. -Shush! Sir.

You're really downplaying the strength of a police mind.

You’ll need a solid two days to wrap your head around this operation.

Forget about it. We'll talk about it later.

Hey, how are you planning to take it from the locker?

No biggie, sir!

My assistant could whip up ideas for this minor task.

Don't get tensed, sir. This is a very simple plan.

Before I lay out the plan, do we get tea or coffee?

It can wait. Tell me the plan first.

You tell him, sir.

This is the plan, sir.

I'll send my man to WOW bank armed.

And ask them to act as robbers.

Later, I'll come in

and arrest them.

I’ll come up with some silly protocol excuses

and get the manager to help me open the locker.

And the next minute, I'll have the pen drive.

Ten minutes later, you'll have it.

I'm not the guy to mess with!

Hey, Pandi!

Check where we are.

I think we crawled all the way to the Pakistan border!

Wait. Let me check.

We made it?

Then why are we waiting? Let's get to business.

-We shouldn't mess up like last time. -So, what are we going to do?

That bank is under Dharman's control.

If we distract him,

our bank heist will be a breeze.

Don't underestimate Dharman.

Villain to the villains out there.

Before robbing his bank,

you must nab something that he loves.

-Priya. Dharman's only daughter. -Priya?

He treasures his daughter more than all his money.

Let’s distract him by kidnapping Priya and demanding money.

We'll rob the bank in the meantime.

Before Dharman even catches a whiff, we'll be miles away.

How's the plan?

Brother, we have good experience in robbing.

But kidnapping is very new to us.

Brother! That's why we are here.

You've found yourself a lover instead of getting a degree?

Look around!

Do you know how much I had to endure to reach this state?

Love, my foot.

Bullshit.

Talk to him once.

If I ever lay eyes on him, I'll bury him alive!

Please, Dad. Give me one chance.

I have given you enough.

Go pack your bags.

You’re taking the first flight to the US tomorrow.

And you'll stay with your mother.

That's it.

-Priya? -Idiot!

Didn't I tell you he wouldn’t budge?

-What happened? -I got slapped for taking your advice!

-Sorry. -Don't bother about it.

I need to get to the airport in two hours.

You come to my house and wait for me.

-Yeah. Sure. -I leave once Dad's asleep.

Okay?

He swindled us and built a mansion with our money!

Could this be around two to three grounds?

More than that.

-How much does a ground cost around here? -Three crores!

Nope! I think it must be around four crores.

Someone I know has bought a ground here for five crores.

So, two fives make 10, then another 5 brings us to 15,

and if we add 2, we get 17.

Doing the math…

Are we here as kidnappers or brokers?

Stop yapping and go the job done!

Okay. Listen to me carefully.

I’m going to use a rope and sneak in through the terrace.

Hold the rope firmly and lower me down slowly.

And I'll kidnap that girl.

-Okay. -Let's go.

-Come on, guys. -We'll stay in the car.

-You can go ahead, please. -We'll leave then.

Get out.

Come on!

This way, guys.

You think they'll kidnap her?

-Tie! Tie it firmly. -Wear this first.

Come on.

Hey. Once I kidnap her, I'll send a signal.

Make sure to lift me.

You go ahead.

Go. I'll take care.

Hey! Detangle this.

-Who is talking? -Oh, God! Hey!

Not you. He's just running a quick check.

Oh, God!

Get going.

-What happened? -No idea.

Guys, I'm trusting you all and climbing up.

Please, please cooperate.

Guys, loosen up a bit!

Dude.

Those good-for-nothings have gone in to kidnap this girl.

Oh, yeah.

Where is she leaving?

-Shall we nab her? -Let her come.

-Who are you? -Get in.

Friends! I made it inside the house.

Tighten the rope and lower me down slowly.

He looks like a twig but weighs like a whale!

Lower the rope!

Hey!

Get drunk somewhere else! Move!

Hey! I'm getting tipsy.

Are you just going in circles like it's a temple? Move!

Put me down.

Why are you holding me? Hold the rope!

Buddy! We kidnapped her!

Success!

Shush!

Oh! We sneaked in here to rob.

The boys have hit the jackpot with this place.

-Hello? -Hello!

We nabbed the girl. What are you still doing there?

Kidnapped her so soon?

Come on. Get here fast.

We'll be there.

We got the girl. We can leave.

-Das? -Shut up, you ugly goose!

Das has kidnapped her. Let's go.

-Come. -Come on, let's go.

Who the hell are you? Why have you tied me up?

Ma'am, why don't you help me out?

Hello!

Pandi!

How much did you laugh at us?

Look at how smoothly my guy took her!

Das is not here to joke around.

I want to hug and kiss him right now!

-Where is he? -That's what I'm asking.

Where is that man? Only you three are here.

-Didn't he nab the girl? -As if!

You left him there.

-We left him there? -Instead of focusing on the task…

What on earth is he doing?

Wheat flour!

It's roti night for everyone!

You tricksters!

Do you know who my father is?

You better let me go.

Let's end this here.

Hold on. We haven't even started yet.

Hey, call him.

What? Get lost.

Hey! You're calling me.

Call Dharman.

-Such a headache! -Wait, I'll call him.

With these dimwits around… Lord have mercy!

Hey, please.

Please don't call my dad.

He'll kill me.

Please.

I'm deeply in love with a guy.

That's why I left home.

If not today, I'll never be able to get away.

If not tonight, we'll run out of luck, too.

Brother, this doesn't feel right to me.

We need to take her home.

Are you crazy, Pandi?

You do realize what we're doing, right?

If we let go, then all our efforts will go down the drain.

How is she responsible for what Dharman did?

It's her life. Let's take her home.

Pandi. It's not an individual decision.

We're not going to let her go.

I don't care. I'm going to release her.

-Listen to me. -No, brother.

-Listen. -No way.

-I'm going to release her. Let go! -Pandi! Listen to me.

Susai! Hands off.

Let him go.

Leave it.

Go.

Where should I drop you?

I left my luggage back where you kidnapped me.

My passport and visa are in there.

Will you drop me home?

-Hey. -Okay.

-Thanks. -All the best.

Are you in love with somebody?

That's a long story.

I don't think we'll ever meet again.

So, I'll tell you when we meet in our next lifetime!

Thanks, Pandi.

So heavy!

You did the right thing, Pandi.

I can’t decide what’s right or wrong anymore.

Shall I tell you something?

I've liked you ever since we were kids.

You had that rugged vibe going on.

To be frank, I had a crush on you.

Be patient.

Hey! We must always stick to the plan.

Why did you leave me there?

Imagine what would’ve happened if I hadn’t stepped in?

Get down.

-Hey! -Wait.

You idiot! Wastrel!

They just let me go. And you've kidnapped me again!

My flight is in two hours.

What the hell is your problem?

You want to get money by kidnapping me.

Isn't that your plan? Call him. I'll do the talking.

-Hello? -Dad!

Dad, I got kidnapped!

Priya?

I don't know what to do! I'm terrified! Please save me.

Where are you, Priya?

Please, Dad. They are threatening to kill me!

What are you saying?

-They're demanding cash, Dad. -What a show she's putting on!

-How much? -Hang on.

-How much? -50… 50 lakhs!

Dad, they're demanding one crore. If not, they'll kill me!

Okay. Let me speak to them.

Hang on, Dad.

-Hello. -Hey! Who the hell are you?

Shush! If you keep raising your tone…

I'll slit her throat and kill her!

-All we want is money. -Dad.

I'm scared, Dad! Please save me!

-Don't be scared, dear. -Please don't oppose them.

She'll eat up all veteran actresses!

-Do you hear her terrified screams? -I'll give you the money.

I'll give you the money.

Yes. That's good.

-The 50 lakhs we demanded. -One! One crore!

With the one crore ready, go to the 280-mile stone

on the Chennai-Bangalore highway,

drop off the bag, and run away!

Alright. But I don't have such a huge sum right now.

I'll go to the bank and get the cash ready.

No need to stop by the bank.

You probably have some cash at home, don't you?

Ring? Gold jewels? Diamonds?

-Yes. -Bag them all.

And bring it.

What if you go to the police instead of going to the bank?

Okay.

I'll bring it.

I'll do as you say.

That's good.

He agreed.

You only have two hours left for your flight, right?

Yes.

Thanks a lot, dear.

We only wanted 50 lakhs.

How will we repay you for doubling the amount?

Happy journey.

Excuse me?

Have a minute?

A guy doesn't have to declare his love. His actions speak for themselves.

I don't know what he did.

But he's a good guy.

I do understand one thing.

Everything he did, he did it for you.

Don't make him beg. Then you'll miss him.

All the best.

Boss.

Take this and give me my wages.

This is filled with paper, right?

Yes, boss.

That doesn't mean you can bring in rubbish and dirty my workplace.

I only bring the rubbish that you deal with.

Like I'd bring in 2000 rupee notes.

Even if you did, I'd treat it as paper and pay you accordingly.

Okay, I'll discard what is unnecessary.

The nerve of that scrap dealer!

If I manage to find 200 bucks it'll feel like I've won big!

Geez, nothing but useless stuff.

-Welcome, sir! -Haha, thank you.

I need a special locker.

-Do you have one? -We do, sir.

Follow me, please.

We're going in, sir. You may leave.

Alright, I'll be right behind you.

Let's go.

-Hey! Get up and clear from here. -Clear the place at once!

When did they build that?

Head's spinning to pull this off with these doofuses!

-We're done for. -They said they were building a locker…

And all I see is a giant lock on the wall?

I can't even untie a rope knot.

And they want to break open that?

Lal?

See what the locker system tells you.

Awesome! Your turn now, Das.

What is Memory up to?

He'll open it, right?

I don't understand.

-Kumar, your turn now. -Hang on, oldie.

Yeah!

-Good job! -Yeah, yeah!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Who are you goofs?

You thought we were thieves for a living?

We led different lives before this.

But forced to stick to this.

Okay, let's swipe what we can find!

Fast!

-Why does this look like our bag? -Oh, yes, it is!

-That is our bag! -The money and jewels are untouched.

Our cash!

Grab it! Grab it all!

Time for us to leave. Let's move!

-You will listen to us. -Hey, you! Hands up!

Yes, you two!

Don't make a move. And if you, I will shoot you!

Remove the hood, sir!

Get them!

Slowly get down.

Put them in the jeep.

Thank you, sir.

-Who are you? -Bank manager, sir.

Come closer. I can't hear you.

I want to check if anything's stolen.

-Well… -I decide if it is or isn't.

Show me your locker!

Come on.

-This is an ISO certified bank -What oh?

ISO, sir.

-Oh! -Sir!

There goes my ISO…

Woah, woah! Ugh, this idiot.

-Yes, tell me. -Our bank's locker has been robbed, sir.

-What? -Yes, sir.

We've been robbed.

-How? -Not sure how.

Police are here and are investigating.

-Fast! Fast! Come on! -Get in, get in!

Hurry up and get in!

Hurry, we're running out of time!

-Sir, tell me. -Pandi!

Salim's men have kidnapped us!

-What are you saying? -Come immediately with the money.

You don't worry. I have it with me and will be there.

Hurry, boys! Hurry!

Drive us to Salim's godown.

Hurry, boy!

Where is Soosai?

Soosai?

-Who's that? -You moron!

Argh, what do I do with these apes?

Oh, shit!

I wonder where he is.

[in Telugu] I will kill all of you dirtbags!

I'll throw you'll in jail and bail you out later!

I think we’ve got more money than what we owe Salim.

Take this money in the bag

and count it just to be sure.

Count the cash, man.

One, two, three, four, five...

seven, eight, nine, ten…

And…

What is this?

This is just...

[in Hindi] My name isn't Joker.

I am the almighty! I am the greatest to ever exist!

Where did my anklet wander away?

Where are you scoundrels?!

Where the heck are you?

I can't find anybody around.

-You? -Sir!

I’d stand and salute you but the path is narrow.

-Who are you? -I'm Inspector Anbuchezhian.

-From which station? -Unsure about that but I am one.

-And what are you doing here? -I'm here to nab the thieves.

Please accompany me and be of help, sir.

We can split the reward half for each of you.

-Have you seen them? -They're going ahead of us.

If you follow me, we can catch them.

Plus, the paths are narrow. If you get stuck, tell me and I'll help you.

Follow me, sir! Come, you can do it!

-The sun's at its peak today. -What can I do for that?

-Look at this, girls. -This is used to copy films.

Lately, the new movies are all just copies of existing films.

Oh, genius alert!

Looking at you, again and again

What a vibrant bunch!

Know who’s a real Tamilian who values women?

-Oh, really? -Our leader, Sengundran is.

What do you want?

Money, dear.

I can't give you money.

I'll ask my leader to build you all a house.

We don't want houses. Give us money.

Give me back my key.

You give us money.

Said I'll build them houses but want money instead.

Here you go.

Take ten rupees and give me back 90.

Keep this instead.

-What's this? -Have fun, you.

These people find creative ways to extort money are insane!

I hereby welcome our beloved Chief Minister on stage.

He’s the first to create a WhatsApp group focused on resolving public issues.

A WhatsApp king with a heart that’s bold.

He always has a solution for everything!

You know why none of our people have any issues?

He has fulfilled all the constituencies' needs.

-Yes, sir? -Hey, Aabathu?

Please don't land me into a pickle like your name.

Although I'm happy to attend this function,

I'm more upset about missing my pen drive.

It is with Pasupathi's men

and I'm tracking their footsteps.

Please don't land me in a pickle is all I ask.

Don't worry, sir.

All right.

Be careful.

You goobers! Is this how you tie someone up?

I know Psycho Salim.

I never expected him to be this psychotic!

That's because the loot is a hefty sum.

How much is the amount, Dad?

-Why? You don't know? -No.

I'll slap you first the moment my hands are untied!

Oh, gosh.

Look at him strut in so boldly.

-What's up, Pasu? -Boss?

How are you?

You boldly used to call me "Ghost" Pasupathi.

Then, you respectfully call me Pasupathi.

Please don't call me Pasu, boss.

I thought you were equal to me.

But you missed your mark!

I have never tried to cheat you.

The guys will return with the money soon. Trust me, please.

Okay, let them come.

I will need some time.

I've a plan to cheat my insurance company.

And you have a plan to cheat me?

I swear, boss.

The boys had lost your money and stole someplace to bring it to you.

They'll be here with the money soon, Trust me.

You!

Greetings. Damn, I'm late.

Greetings, sir.

There were many attempts to dethrone this man.

Hey, buddy. Can you play this video, please?

It's to build his goodwill and cash in on it.

Hang on.

Welfare schemes for the women and his manifesto…

All of this will praise his goodwill!

Wait and watch what I do!

He's never become a subject to trolling!

I can keep going on…

Look at that!

What's this?

Nothing! Nothing to panic.

-Switch that damn video off. -Sorry, there's an issue with the video.

That's why the chaos.… I'll switch it off.

Stand back.

I'll be right back.

You don't worry, okay?

He had all the fun and I have to pay the price?

Aabathu!

The leader of Vegu Jana Munnetra Kazhagam and minister…

Pa. Senkundram's video has gone viral.

Darling! Close your eyes, close your eyes.

Sex is going, sex is going!

Down-face, down-face!

The video of Sundari and the Minister being together has gone viral all over the country.

Hey! You're playing Sundari's film instead of the Minister's.

Boss, the minister has acted with Sundari.

Hey, stop it.

Boss, she's our Sundari.

They don't even show her face properly in films.

But here, they show everything but her face.

I said stop it.

Pandi? Come, come.

Where were you?

Don't worry, sir. We've the money.

Thank God!

-Hurry up. Uncuff me. -Give it to me, sir.

Remove the cuffs.

Don't worry, sir. We're here now.

Boss, there's more than what we expected.

Boss, saw that?

You said he'll not come. But Pandi is here with the money.

That's my Pandi!

You kept your word.

But I caused so much trouble for you and your family.

I'm sorry.

It's alright, boss.

And about the marriage?

That won't work out, boss.

We take different routes.

I will find another groom for my daughter.

Hey!

No one can escape from here.

Sir, there are too many people. Better take the gun out.

Take and give it.

Sir.

-It's him. -Who? Him?

-Soosai's gone bonkers. -Hey, where's the pen drive?

-Is that what he threw? -Pen drive?!

-What pen drive? -Sir, he's acting like he doesn't know.

Shoot him down, sir.

Run! Go! Escape!

The bag! Take the bag.

Hey! He's taking the bag.

Come on, darling. Come, come.

-Hide, hide. -Run. Go!

Run, man.

Hello, excuse me. It's my place. Come back.

-Sorry, boss. -Please come.

Come on, darling. Come on.

-Where's he? -Get out. I'll whack you.

-He made me also hide. -Oh, God!

Crazy boy! He's driven everyone crazy.

Hey, leave it. Give me the money.

You…

What should I do now?!

You're dead meat!

Idiot. Go and get the bag.

Thank you!

What work does a security guard have in a riot?

-I'm the constable. -Horse stable?

How dare you hit my Pandi!

I'm coming for you. Hey!

-Sorry. Sorry! -It's okay.

-Oh, God! That was a mistake. -Is your entire family crazy?

Go away.

All of them are useless.

How did you manage to rob with these dummies?

It's an arrangement.

-That's how it'll be. -Hey, stop.

-Hey, get up. -What are you doing, Soosai?

He has the money, sir.

-Are you trying to run away with the money? -Let me go.

This is government property. Do you even know how many notes are there?

Do you know how much this bag costs?

-Tell me. -You'll know now.

It's the police. Go and hide.

Put the gun down. Now I say.

-Run, run. He's crazy. -The police is here.

Run, run.

They're fighting.

Follow me.

-Jenny! -Pandi, don't go.

Come on. Run.

Jenny, I don't know what's going to happen.

I wanted to tell you something.

Do you know I attended English classes in between?

I wanted to say something in English--

Don't say a word.

I love you, Pandi.

Really?!

-Yes. -Okay.

Hey, are you two fighting?

I just wooed her and you…

-Hey, I'm not a policeman now. -Then? Are you a rogue?

Yes!

Jenny. You go.

-Go with your dad. -Careful, Pandi.

-I am fine, you go. -Come.

Jenny, go. Careful!

-Stop it. -Okay, sir.

-Hey! Look here. -Hey, Dhamuthara!

What's the news on TV?

Hello, breaking news.

In a measure to eradicate black money and counterfeit notes,

the Central Ministry has informed higher denominations are void from today.

It is being called demonetization 2.0.

With 2000 rupee notes already being void.

it is being announced that new 500 rupee notes will be void from today.

-That's void. Put it down. -Damn it!

Really?

Alright. I'll tell the same.

News just in.

-Even 200 rupees has been demonetized. -This is also void. Put it down.

It's also said even 100 and 50 rupee notes have been banned.

They're banning everything I take.

It's said that only 20 and 10 rupee notes are valid.

Everything just went down the drain? Okay…

I need to go to the ATM. Thank you. Bye!

-What the… -Shut up!

-That's also of no use. -Damn it!

Where does India stand now?

From now it's "Digital India".

-Let's go, Poochi. -Oh my God!

Don't cry. Gather yourself.

I thought I'd get you a wig with this money.

It just won't happen.

-Come. -Get lost.

That's it. Closed!

How many shops, how many kilometers we dug…

Gone. It's all gone!

All our work went in vain.

I have another idea.

Let's roll?

Planning for a part 2?

Enough with this.

You guys?

We're out too.

Oh! Shit!

Hey!

Didn't we tell Dharman to pack all the jewels and bring it?

Oh, yes!

That bag…

It should be near the milestone.

Yes!

Cheers!

I was just chilling...

This girl came in and

She caught me in the feelings...

Now she is killing me...

I am lamenting to you...

Why, dear?

She forgot!

Why, dear?

It's karma!

Oh, get lost!

She said bye-bye!

Why cry, dear?

Oh, why?

Oh, it's done for, dear!

She came in the morning And vanished by afternoon

This world became mystic!

Drink this evening And you'll forget it all

Shall I order chilli bajji?

This is a vibe song!

She's a modern art

With a little heart

You're my beautiful hummingbird

This is a vibe song

She's a modern art

My little heart

You're my beautiful hummingbird

We've bid goodbye!

Why cry, dear?

Why cry, dear?

Oh, why?!

I could be a loving giving bugger Be your valentine

I’m like living life cynical life, Ballantine

Why are you playing with my feelings You’re so talented

If you don’t marry me I will be a bachelor

I was chilling bachelor’s life jolly Solo peace at first

Then I tried hard to make you The centerpiece of all my love

I've become the Sid Sriram Singing sad songs for you

Why, O, Why? Bye-bye, dear!

Fresh in my crush!

It just vanished in thin air

Yes, you're selfish

Even the side-dish is over

Between a rogue and a cute lady

You clicked!

Believing in the magic Jack and Titanic sank

In this beautiful love, It all became one!

She said bye-bye!

Why cry, dear?

Oh, why?

Oh, it's done for, dear!

She came in the morning And vanished by afternoon

This world became mystic!

Drink this evening And you'll forget it all

Shall I order chilli bajji?

This is a vibe song!

She's a modern art

With a little heart

You're my beautiful hummingbird

This is a vibe song

She's a modern art

My little heart

You're my beautiful hummingbird

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Oh, shit!