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Hey!

Make sure the dogs are on time for our big meeting.

Here we are.

And right on time.

Beating you on time?

You guys have never done this before.

Well, it's amazing how much you can get done when you've sworn off dating girls.

You've sworn off dating girls?

Well, they just ended up moving to New Zealand on you.

And then you're on again, off again, is on again, then off again, and it's

exhausting. Since I've sworn off my fickle dating habits, my IQ has gone up

points. Go ahead, ask me anything.

Okay, who is the first? Alexander Hamilton.

With the time we save by not chasing girls, we've increased our hockey

79 % and decreased our showering 98%. Please increase your

showering.

Yep. It's official.

Big Time Rush is never going on a date again.

So, what's the big news?

You finally made the cover of Pop Tiger Magazine.

With their Win a Date with Big Time Rush content.

Big Time Rush.

Spend a day with the boys of VTR at the famous Palmwoods.

And wrap up your date with a big -time party in the very studio the guys record

their hits.

Look, Gustavo, we've sworn off dating.

Mmm, yeah.

No, you haven't! Guys, guys, it's a huge first step being on the cover of Pop

Tiger. But now we have to work even harder to climb the cover.

Climb the what? There are three levels of success on every teen fanzine. The

entry level, located at the bottom of the mag.

Like, win a date with Big Time Rush.

Or, what? Jordan's big secret.

The rising star level. Mid to high on the magazine with a bigger picture.

Currently occupied by rapper Mark. And finally, the superstar level, which

dominates the cover. Currently occupied by teen vampire queen, Aubrey Stewart.

Another date gone horribly wrong. So we have to wow these dates and impress the

editors of Pop Tiger so that we can climb the cover and get to the next

But Gustavo, this timing is terrible.

We're done with date!

We're going on a date!

Stop!

Hey guys, I'm Annie Winters, editor of Pop Tiger Magazine.

Now we just want you guys to be yourselves, have fun, and make sure that

dates have the best time ever.

Got it. Okay, let's meet the winners. First up is James' date for today.

Hello, Jeanette. OMG, I can't believe I could just spend the whole day with

James Diamond. You don't spend the day with James Diamond. You experience it.

Carlos,

your date for today is Tiffany.

Tiffany, it is very nice to meet you.

I still can't believe I won.

Kendall, you'll be with Bobby.

Sounds good.

Sweet!

I can't believe I have a date with Kendall Knight of Big Time Rush.

Yep. Believe it. If you read this little fella's entry, you'd know he is...

My sister Katie.

switch dates what why jen that seems really nice well if you like her so much

then we should switch good call you always do this like your restaurants you

want my meatball sub when your cheeseburger is perfectly fine it's one

things you love about me i don't want to switch i

don't get it i mean you're cute but you're no

bobby sherman

Never heard of you.

Then why did you enter the contest?

I enter every contest. I've won tofu for life, a guest spot in some guy's music

video.

And now a free trip to L .A. to visit my sister.

Okay, wait. So you don't want to go on a date with Big Time Rush?

Why not? My sister works till 5.

Now, according to this, it says you're the smart one.

Stay, you.

Do my taxing.

Dig in, honey.

I want to go to the park to meet your sister. No.

I want to go to the park to meet your sister. No. I want to go to the park to

meet your sister.

Look, you said my sister was schmoke and hot. And that upsets me. So now we're

going to play Big Time Rush's favorite video game.

No. Not meeting your sister upsets me. And you're taking me to the park now.

Because I don't...

Tiger would like to hear the worst date ever.

Yay,

we're going to the park.

Yay.

Okay, in exchange for switching dates, I agreed to wax your hockey helmet every

day. Two coats.

Okay.

And you get dibs on all genies, leprechauns, and wish -crafting amulets.

I find one?

And magic rings.

Magic rings.

Fine. And lastly, you have to give on any of my organs should you need them

anything else.

Nope, I'm good. Sign here.

And sign here.

Now,

me balsam!

Hey, funny story.

There was a mix -up with the paperwork. Turns out, Carlos was supposed to date

Jeanette, and I was supposed to date you.

Kooky mix -up.

Um, all right.

I guess that's okay.

Great. Okay.

So, Jeanette, what would you like to know about Big Time Rush? Well, I'd love

know what kind of products you put in your hair, because I'm totally obsessed

with hair and hair care products.

Wait, what?

Over here, gang.

Picture time.

Say cheese.

Yeah! See that, Katie?

They're going to have to light me up. I can't help it.

Please let me go now.

It's just for the day. And he's got to have a great time so we can move up Pop

Tiger's cover ladder, make a something, and please... Do not leave me alone with

him.

Say, Kendall, why don't you get this lady and I some smoothies?

Uh... And by that I mean, I'll tell the Pop Tiger lady our date was awesome.

Extra deductions on foot care?

Your tax return is?

$2 ,000?

Oh, Logie, this is the best date ever!

Shut us down. They don't really know.

There ain't nothing they can do that can tear us apart.

This world we built together.

There ain't no way of knocking it over.

It will be here forever.

Getting closer and closer.

Rodeo Drive, the place with all the famous footprints, and my sisters.

But first, help me up with my boots.

I would love to, but I've got to go do something real quick, okay?

punch him, then he tried again, then I did punch him, then I told him to get

lost, and he did.

He's gone?

Hey, where's Bobby? Boys are a huge new market for Pop Tiger, so we are really

excited about this play date with you two.

Bobby, yeah, yeah.

Where isn't Bobby?

You didn't lose him, did you?

What? No, no.

But just out of curiosity, what would happen if one did lose their Pop Tiger

date?

Oh, well,

would have to distance itself from a public relations scandal like that, so I

guess Big Time Rush would be banned from Pop Tiger for life.

Good thing you didn't lose him.

So, where's Bobby?

He went to get us smoothies.

But you're holding smoothies.

He wanted smoother smoothies.

Oh. Well, we will go get photos of the other guys on their date. Can you and

Bobby meet us at the pool in 15 minutes? 30 minutes?

Perfect. Bobby and I will see you in one hour.

Okay.

Those are smoothies?

Yes. Hey, I just want to make sure you dogs don't mess up your date.

Too late.

I didn't lose him. He's just in this place.

Do you know what Pop Tiger will do if they find out we've lost a kid?

Yes. They will ban us from the magazine.

They'll ban us from the magazine? That is way worse than what I thought!

We have got to find that kid.

First you want Tiffany, now you want Jeanette. All this switching seems mean.

Exactly, which is why I'm trying to fix the switch by switching back.

Meatball sub.

Ladies! Seems there's been a mix -up with the mix -up, and the mix -up is,

was no mix -up. Seriously?

So we'll just... Switch back and take you ladies to our favorite Hollywood

hangout and talk about hair product.

Oh, that sounds great.

So, Tiffany, you said that you were from Newport, right?

What's it like there? It's awesome. My dad owns a combination yacht club,

coaster park, ski resort.

We apologize for the misunderstanding.

It's just that a typical Pop Tiger reader is under 18, not way over under

That's okay, I understand.

I mean, I guess it was kind of silly entering a teen magazine contest.

I'll just grab a cab to my sister's.

But your typical reader should know what a sweet, handsome, kind young man Logan

is.

We're really sorry about how this turned out, Logan.

Oh, it's all good.

You did write down the part about Logan being handsome, right?

Okay, well, since we're down a couple, we should probably double up on photos

Kendall and Bobby.

Bobby!

Bobby?

Bobby!

We have plenty of time to find him, and we just have to find him and... Oh,

there you are.

Time for that date photo.

Where's Bobby?

We don't know.

We don't know because...

Because... Because he's the best hide -and -seek player ever.

Yes, that's what we're doing. Hide -and -seek, that is the game that we're

playing, and it is fun.

And don't you worry, because we're going to find the little monster's hiding

spot.

I love it.

This will be great in next month's spread.

Get some photos of Kendall looking for Bobby.

You know, the coffee's great, but you know what's really good? The meatball

Well, uh, we're not hungry.

So, how about you go get us some coffees, James?

So, are you girls looking forward to going to the party tonight?

Yeah, I really... Oh, sorry, just a second, sorry.

Wrong number.

As we're saying.

Well, I was wondering.

Okay,

go on. Well, I was.

Carlos Garcia.

Mr. Carlos Garcia. You have a call for Mr. Swartz.

I'm going to be right back. I'm going to go destroy someone.

James, it is not fair to our date. Keep switching back and forth.

I think that we should just focus on showing them a good time before the

tonight. Playing hardball, huh?

What if I get you a monkey? No.

A butler. No.

A monkey butler.

Let

me

guess.

Someone need a taxi?

Louie? Are you driving me to my sister's?

Nope. I'm driving you to the Santa Monica Pier, Rodeo Drive, the place with

famous handprints, then to your sister.

But I thought I wasn't your typical Pop Tiger reader.

Rona, there is nothing typical about you.

Before we hit the party, this is Palmwoods Park, where VTR plays touch

where we hide in trees when necessary, and... picks flowers for

really cool girls.

Sorry,

I have a really embarrassing sneeze.

That's okay. I know a lot of guys who like cute sneezes like that. In fact,

James... Hey,

James.

Hey, buddy.

Can I get a word with you?

We should take Jeanette to the party. I mean, she's so cute. And we belong

together. I'm not switching anyone.

James, these dates are not about us. It's about showing these two incredibly

nice girls a great day.

You know what? There was another mix -up with the contest.

I know. I mean, I was supposed to be with Jeanette all along.

Can you believe it? No, actually, Tiffany and I are both supposed to spend

day with Carlos.

I like this mix -up.

And I can't believe you punched out that sailor. Hey, he had it coming. What am

I, a loaf of bread?

So, you go check in on your sister, and then we'll head over to the party.

No, I think I'm going to skip the party. Skip the party?

Then who am I going to take as my date tonight?

I have the perfect girl for you.

Get out here and meet Logay in a fast time's rush.

My niece, she's just like me, only not as good looking.

It's pronounced Logang.

Hello, Muriel.

Hi.

Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!

Bobby!

You did lose him, didn't you?

No.

Really? Well, then tell me all about your date with Bobby so that I can

it, and then show me Bobby so we can go to the party.

Where? Or your band from the magazine.

Well, uh, we chilled out in the crib, uh, had horsey back

ride, played horses in the park, and Bobby has incredible guns, and, uh, oh,

uh, and, uh, he wears a harness, and just give him a couple pillows, and he

could live in the swirly slot.

He doesn't look very happy well if he just apologized to my sister

for trying to smooch her he can have one dance with me at the party holy shamoly

i'm sorry katie i really am and thanks kendall for the best date ever did you

write down that part about him having the best date ever okay well let's get a

photo and

Final pictures for next month's big time story?

Yep. Contest winners Jeanette and Tiffany have a blast with Tyler.

Switch.

Switch.

Logan makes a new friend from an older contest winner.

Bobby gets to dance with Kendall's sister.

Back it up. Back it up a little bit.

Sort of.

Easy, Bobby. Easy, Bobby.

And James can't get enough of Pop Tiger's buffet.

Another meatball sub?

Hit me.

Yep, this is definitely a cover story.

We're on the cover.

the back of your body and I rule the world. I treat my love to everybody. Get

up, up out of your seats. Kick it off these shoes like you're down at the

Jump up, up, up on the beach singing ayo, ayo, ayo, up, up out of your seats.

Be who you are. Love is all you need. Your love is peace, grace, and wannabe.

Singing ayo and I rule the world.

Big Time Contest is brought to you by Easy -Bake Oven.