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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,620 It's out in three months, and given our recent web video disaster, 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:10,960 it's time for phase two of my get big time rush on the web so people will know 3 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,260 about you and buy your album in three months. 4 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:18,260 Is that phase two under the sheets, guys? Get ready, because today, Big Time 5 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:24,360 Rush is spending a day with Deke, Hollywood's number one entertainment 6 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:25,780 blogger. Guys. 7 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:30,810 Dax Evon was a nobody until he spent the day ice fishing with Deke. Then he 8 00:00:30,810 --> 00:00:33,170 became the real deal. 9 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:38,490 And today, it's Big Time Rush at the famous Palmwoods Pool. 10 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:39,970 Oh, nice! 11 00:00:40,190 --> 00:00:43,850 Cool, so we just have to hang out with this guy and be the real us. 12 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:50,050 No, I don't want him anywhere near the real you. You'll just knock him into the 13 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,450 pool or slice off his arm with a hockey stick. 14 00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:53,730 Okay, that's bad, right? 15 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:58,260 Yeah. Because if you have a bad day with Deke, your careers could end up like 16 00:00:58,260 --> 00:00:59,259 Tanya and Lavelle. 17 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,740 Who's Tanya and Lavelle? 18 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,040 Exactly. 19 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:09,360 And now, I present to you my day with Deke big -time dog training paparazzi! 20 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:16,920 Save them! 21 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,200 Hogging our free internet again? 22 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:23,680 I'm trying to create a blog. 23 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:28,180 Should I go political party? Or should I just put pictures of small animals with 24 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:29,018 big heads? 25 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:30,020 Don't care. 26 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:34,120 Look at those geniuses. 27 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:37,180 They'll never make it to the door. 28 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:38,640 She'll make it further than him. 29 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:41,140 Care to make a friendly bet? 30 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:48,120 Ha! You win. 31 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,180 That doesn't mean you're better than me. 32 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,600 Yeah, it does. 33 00:01:56,430 --> 00:02:00,030 We've not only recreated the Palmwood pool setting for your day with Zeke. 34 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:03,590 We've also recreated Deke. 35 00:02:04,370 --> 00:02:05,430 He's so tiny. 36 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:08,090 Please don't say that when you see him. 37 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:11,850 Because it is very important what he thinks of you. 38 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:17,330 Got it? Got it. Now, good luck with your training, my young Padawan. 39 00:02:18,110 --> 00:02:20,170 It begins now. 40 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:29,719 is likely to ask. 41 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:30,740 Well, let's get started. 42 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:33,960 Kendall, how would you describe BTR's music? 43 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:41,180 Oh, um, I'd say it's got some rock and... Too long. 44 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:45,280 Teak was juicy soundbites he can sink his blog into. 45 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:50,340 Say, Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop, with a dash of R &B. 46 00:02:51,060 --> 00:02:54,640 Logan, if you weren't in a band, what would you be doing right now? 47 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:56,060 Studying to be a doctor. 48 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,990 Wrong. Dick is going to think you're geeky. 49 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,910 Say you'd rather be snowboarding. 50 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:04,230 Snowboarding? 51 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:08,070 Snowboarding. Want to let it go? 52 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:11,050 Yes. No. 53 00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:12,670 Maybe. 54 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:15,310 Anti -disestablishmentarianism. 55 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:17,250 A parasaurus? 56 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:19,530 Golden shoes. 57 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,410 I'm getting a little frustrated here. 58 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:25,790 I was seven. I didn't know what I was doing. 59 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:36,730 never the answer. The correct answer is seven. 60 00:03:38,490 --> 00:03:42,810 Okay. According to those answers, we predict Deke will think you're slightly 61 00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:45,550 more advanced than cavemen who like corn dogs. 62 00:03:46,610 --> 00:03:52,130 We can do better. We are way more developed than cavemen. And we like hot 63 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:56,230 too. We're just four hockey players who love singing, and we can't wait for 64 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:57,250 people to hear our first album. 65 00:03:59,390 --> 00:04:04,660 Congratulations. Deke now thinks Big Time Rush is forward. dedicated, smart, 66 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:07,200 fun -loving guys who share a passion for music. 67 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,440 And? 68 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,960 He's looking forward to your album. 69 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,800 Yes! Shouldn't we be helping the guys? 70 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:15,059 We are. 71 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:18,600 Welcome to phase three of my big -time internet blitz. 72 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:21,120 I'm giving the guys a scuttlebutter account. 73 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:24,400 That way they can pick their fans with the hat. 74 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:26,660 Only they won't be posting. 75 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,040 It'll be me. 76 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:30,240 Because they are stupid. 77 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,080 Please don't do that. 78 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:33,330 It's easy. 79 00:04:33,410 --> 00:04:36,910 I signed up, too. You just scut butt fun facts about yourself. 80 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:40,890 I hate Brussels sprouts. 81 00:04:42,010 --> 00:04:43,010 Done. 82 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:44,670 It's two words. 83 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:46,390 Brussels sprouts. 84 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:48,990 All right. Delete. 85 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:52,930 Delete that backspace and cut pitch. 86 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:54,250 What just happened? 87 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:58,870 You just sent out a scut butt saying you hate Brussels. 88 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:01,130 That's in the capital of Belgium. 89 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,940 He said he hates blasters! 90 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:17,880 And now for a true test of skill. 91 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,800 Double nothing. 92 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:24,780 It was a friendly bet. It already is nothing. And I'm trying to think of a 93 00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:25,780 here. 94 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Follow the ball. 95 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:28,980 Follow the ball. 96 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,720 Where it goes, nobody knows. 97 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:43,270 You should get out. Now. 98 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:44,770 Just walk away. 99 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:46,850 Seriously. 100 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:53,510 Boy, say hello to body language expert to the stars, Mr. 101 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:54,730 Thorne. 102 00:05:56,370 --> 00:05:57,430 What's with the biscuits? 103 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:00,150 No, Corrie Deen! 104 00:06:00,970 --> 00:06:02,810 Deek will think you are accusing. 105 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:06,130 Offer a gentle smile instead. 106 00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:15,290 Deke thinks you are shallow and only care about appearances. 107 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:16,770 Uh, is that bad? 108 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:22,390 Never cross your arms! 109 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:25,970 Deke will think you are closed to him. 110 00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:29,070 You want to be open. 111 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,060 Deke thinks you are engaged. 112 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,880 He thinks you are cool. 113 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:54,020 Engaging! 114 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,140 Spoken hard! 115 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:06,620 Now, you are ready for your day with Deke. 116 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:18,260 hungry. Boys, this is a test you cannot fail. 117 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,780 You need to make this a day Deke will never forget. 118 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:25,360 What he thinks is what is. 119 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:31,500 And remember, our album comes out in three months, and the web is a powerful 120 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:34,780 tool that can take BTR right to the top. 121 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,020 And Deke is a powerful man. 122 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,060 So you guys are big time rush. 123 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:44,650 You're so tiny! 124 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:52,490 So how would you describe BTR's music? 125 00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:56,990 Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop, with a dash of R &B. 126 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:01,550 What would you be doing if you weren't in a pop band? 127 00:08:03,590 --> 00:08:05,510 Snowboarding! It's kind of my thing. 128 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:08,730 You know, half -pipe. 129 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:12,010 And who are you? 130 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:13,430 Me? 131 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:15,670 Okay. 132 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:24,130 I love the web. 133 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:25,470 Web, web, web. 134 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:31,370 Right now, the boys are winning over Deke, and thanks to Scuttlebutter, I'm 135 00:08:31,370 --> 00:08:35,030 getting the big -time word out all over the world. 136 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:39,390 Why are you on TV? 137 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:45,760 Gustavo Rock is back in the news for sparking outrage in Belgium. After 138 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:49,600 on Scuttlebutter that he hates Brussels, Belgian -Americans in L .A.'s Little 139 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:54,800 Antwerp are burning his records and boycotting his latest project, Big Time 140 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:55,800 Rush. 141 00:08:58,660 --> 00:08:59,660 Okay, 142 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:01,880 done. What? 143 00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:03,340 That's it? 144 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:07,560 Big Time Rush is just another band force -fed upon us by the music industry. 145 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:11,260 From the blogger that only writes the truth, it's clear they're full of 146 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:15,760 rehearsed soundbites, choreographed body language, and no real substance. 147 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:22,220 I suspect their words, hair, wardrobe, and singing is done for them. 148 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:24,840 Don't buy their album. 149 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,440 Bye. 150 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,440 Wait. 151 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,580 Well, training didn't work. 152 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,820 It's time for plan B. 153 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:34,790 As in be ourselves. 154 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:36,790 Come on, get up, get up, get up. 155 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:40,150 Deke, whoa, whoa, wait. 156 00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:43,990 We're sorry. That wasn't us out there. Just give us a second chance. 157 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:49,110 You can't leave yet. It's a day with Deke. Yeah, not five minutes with Deke. 158 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:54,430 blog seeks the truth, and the truth here is you're nothing but overdressed 159 00:09:54,430 --> 00:09:55,550 corporate papa. 160 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:01,540 I'm going back to the coffee shop to proof this, and then post it to my blog 161 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:06,320 tell everyone that Big Time Rush is a big waste of time. 162 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:09,780 It's a DJ! 163 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:14,380 What was that? 164 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:15,940 Plan C. 165 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:25,520 Okay, we disconnected the Palmwoods Wi -Fi, so D can't post his blog from here. 166 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:30,360 We also disconnected the cable TV, telephone, air conditioning, and all the 167 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,620 notes. Just in case. 168 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,900 You can't stop the truth. 169 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:38,900 Look, if you just agree to spend the rest of the day with us, like you 170 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,700 then let's prove we're not phonies. 171 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,180 We'll let you out. 172 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:05,120 Let's look on the bright side. This is definitely a day Deep will never forget. 173 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:06,640 Yep. 174 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,400 The game? 175 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:12,140 Air hockey. 176 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,020 The rules? 177 00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:15,860 First one to score wins. 178 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,500 Double or nothing. 179 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,380 Double or nothing is nothing. 180 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:23,260 And what do you think about a travel blog? Like, don't stay at the Palmwoods 181 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,440 because the manager's nuts? 182 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:25,759 Wi -Fi's down. 183 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,880 Besides, sounds like somebody's scared. 184 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:47,380 sometime today. 185 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,620 Okay. 186 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,800 Hey, 187 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:04,900 Garcia, outside of Rock Records, where Belgian protesters numbering in the 188 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:09,240 double digits are striking back against anti -Belgianism. 189 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,200 Don't worry. 190 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,780 Belgians tend to get tired quickly, then go home. 191 00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:15,849 And make waffles. 192 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,770 They're a peace -loving and gentle people. 193 00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:23,630 And now joining the protest is very buff and violent Hollywood action star Jean 194 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:24,630 -Luc Vandard. 195 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,030 Except for that guy. 196 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,310 Gustavo! 197 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:30,270 I am coming for you! 198 00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:40,570 Look, 199 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:44,370 we just want to... 200 00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:50,510 What made 201 00:12:50,510 --> 00:12:57,290 you decide to come to L .A.? Um, well, we didn't really plan on this, 202 00:12:57,350 --> 00:13:00,650 but when amazing opportunities come, you have to... Can someone elaborate on 203 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:01,589 that? 204 00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:06,050 Sure. Well, it was my dream to be a pop star, but my buds helped me get to the 205 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:11,970 audition. Where do you see yourself in 20... Oh, no! His battery died! 206 00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:13,710 Wait, wait. What? 207 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:31,960 See? 208 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:13,640 enjoying Belgian waffles. They'll forget everything, and you'll be a national 209 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:18,280 hero. Wait, aren't Belgian waffles supposed to be, you know, really thick? 210 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:25,600 Yeah. And so are Belgian... These aren't 211 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,600 Belgian waffles! 212 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,210 for the last time. 213 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:52,470 Wait! 214 00:15:52,890 --> 00:15:54,230 I'll hold them off! 215 00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:11,270 Life's funny, you know? One day you're a hockey player, then you're a pop band, 216 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:13,310 then blog members. 217 00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:19,610 Why does he think we're phonies? He should like us! Why would he like us? 218 00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:20,950 I gotta be honest. 219 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:22,470 I don't like us right now. 220 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,650 Worse than that? 221 00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:28,090 Since when did we start caring about what people think about us? 222 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:32,430 It's what we think about ourselves that matters. I think we might have let the 223 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:33,550 marketers put words in our mouth. 224 00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:37,290 I think Mr. Fong's biscuits may have caused temporary incentive. 225 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,790 Oh, finally, a true statement. 226 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:45,550 And do you guys realize we never even questioned these outfits? I think we 227 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,270 good. It's a little overdone. 228 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:48,409 Quiet, you. 229 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:51,000 We are not. four hockey players from Minnesota anymore. 230 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,740 We are four Anakins who went to the dark side. 231 00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:56,460 Ow! 232 00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:58,020 So, what do we do? 233 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:06,920 You're letting me go? 234 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:08,420 Come on. 235 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,319 You're good. Okay. 236 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:16,420 And the truth is, with our album coming out soon, there's a lot of pressure, and 237 00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:17,880 it kind of got to us. 238 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:21,290 We hope you can forgive him. And we hope you don't press charges. 239 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:25,829 Wow. You've really given me something to think about. 240 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:30,730 Right after I post my blog about how I was locked in a closet, tackled, chased 241 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,550 through ducks, and trapped in a garbage can. 242 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:34,290 Bye. 243 00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:37,650 Hey, you never know. 244 00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:40,110 Maybe he'll get hit by a bus on the way to his coffee shop. 245 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:42,350 So close! 246 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,390 Let's go. Triple nothing. 247 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,480 Anything. I can't... to a ten -year -old girl. 248 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,680 Fine. 249 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:55,220 And this one's for all the marbles. Marbles representing nothing, of course. 250 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,440 Got it. 251 00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,980 Now, you stand in front of this bucket. 252 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:12,720 I beg that I can throw these water balloons into that bucket and not get a 253 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,720 on you. Ha! 254 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,200 Impossible! 255 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,800 No wrong. 256 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,640 You can't even get one balloon in the bucket. 257 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:41,539 I know. 258 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:45,300 But this morning, I bet a bunch of kids 20 bucks that I could poach you with 259 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,300 balloons and you'd cheer. 260 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,940 Give me a chance to finance my advice blog. 261 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,080 BustYourBuildingManager .com Smart. 262 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,820 Say, uh, can you lend me 20 to get some dry cleaning? 263 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:01,420 Keep it. 264 00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:06,880 Well, looks like Gustavo had a good day, too. 265 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,120 Boys, I have a feeling your album's not going to sell very well in Belgium. 266 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,500 Yeah, how about the album? 267 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:53,580 Because of 20 -foot -high heating duct slides, garbage can rides, and sparkling 268 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:54,900 water delivered upon request. 269 00:19:55,120 --> 00:20:00,260 But in discovering that Big Time Rush are four dedicated, smart, and fun 270 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:04,920 guys who share a passion for music and life. My date with Big Time Rush is one 271 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:09,020 will never forget. And I'm looking forward to hearing their new album. 272 00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,650 For the Big Time Rush website. 273 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:30,310 And this time, try not to break the camera. 274 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:31,510 Got it! 275 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:35,870 Is this the guy's Big Time Rush here? Yeah, and this is what it's like sliding 276 00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:37,030 down the homeless air duct. 277 00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:44,090 ...out in three months. And given our recent web video disaster, it's time for 278 00:20:44,090 --> 00:20:48,990 phase two of my Get Big Time Rush on the Web so people will know about you and 279 00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:50,770 buy your album in three months. 280 00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:55,740 Is that... Phase two under the sheet. Guys, get ready, because today, Big Time 281 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:59,000 Rush is spending a day with Deke. 282 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:02,520 Hollywood's number one entertainment music blogger. 283 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:08,060 Guys, Dax Evon was a nobody until he spent the day ice fishing with Deke. 284 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,660 he became the real deal. 285 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:15,960 And today, it's Big Time Rush at the famous Palmwoods Pool. 286 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:17,420 Oh, yay! 287 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,820 Cool, so we just have to hang out with this guy and be the real... 288 00:21:26,090 --> 00:21:29,550 you. You'll just knock him into the pool or slice off his arm with a hockey 289 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:31,010 stick. Kid, that's bad, right? 290 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:35,690 Yeah. Because if you have a bad day with Deke, your career could end up like 291 00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:36,690 Tanyan Lavelle. 292 00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:38,210 Who's Tanyan Lavelle? 293 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:39,590 Exactly. 294 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:46,890 And now, I present to you, my day with Deke Big Time Dog Training Paparazzi! 295 00:21:59,180 --> 00:21:59,939 internet again? 296 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:01,100 I'm trying to create a blog. 297 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,640 Should I go clinical part? Or should I just post pictures of small animals with 298 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,479 big heads? 299 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,480 Don't care. 300 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,580 Look at those geniuses. 301 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,680 They'll never make it to the door. 302 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,140 She'll make it further than him. 303 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:18,600 Care to make a friendly bet? 304 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:25,979 You lose. 305 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:27,620 That doesn't mean you're better than me. 306 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,460 setting for your day with Zeke. 307 00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:40,960 We've also recreated Zeke. 308 00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:42,880 He's so tiny. 309 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,580 Please don't say that when you see him. 310 00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:49,300 Because it is very important what he thinks of you. 311 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:55,040 Got it? Got it. Now, good luck with your training, my young Padawans. 312 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,640 It begins now. 313 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:05,080 Boys, we've analyzed every one of Zeke's celebrity blogs and have the... 314 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,209 Most likely to ask. 315 00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:08,210 Well, let's get started. 316 00:23:08,410 --> 00:23:11,450 Kendall, how would you describe BTR's music? 317 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:18,610 Oh, um, I'd say it's got some rock and... Too long. 318 00:23:19,110 --> 00:23:22,750 Teak was juicy soundbites he can sink his blog into. 319 00:23:23,050 --> 00:23:27,810 Say, Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop, with a dash of R &B. 320 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:32,110 Logan, if you weren't in a band, what would you be doing right now? 321 00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:33,530 Studying to be a doctor. 322 00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:37,460 Wrong. Dick is going to think you're geeky. 323 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,380 Say you'd rather be snowboarding. 324 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,560 Snowboarding? Snowboarding. 325 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,580 I'll let you come. 326 00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:48,440 Yes. No. 327 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,060 Maybe. 328 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,760 Anti -disestablishmentarianism. 329 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,680 A parasaurus? 330 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,920 Golden shoes. 331 00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:58,740 She's sick. 332 00:23:58,860 --> 00:24:00,460 I'm getting a little prostrate! 333 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:20,870 According to those answers, we predict Deke will think you're slightly more 334 00:24:20,870 --> 00:24:23,070 advanced than cavemen who like corn dogs. 335 00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:28,670 We can do better. We are way more developed than cavemen. No magnet, even. 336 00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:33,170 we like hot dogs, too. We're just four hockey players who love singing, and we 337 00:24:33,170 --> 00:24:34,710 can't wait for people to hear our first album. 338 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:42,410 Congratulations. Deke now thinks Big Time Rush is four dedicated, smart, and 339 00:24:42,410 --> 00:24:44,690 -loving guys who share a passion for music. 340 00:24:44,910 --> 00:24:45,910 And? 341 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,420 He's looking forward to your album. 342 00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:51,220 Yes! Shouldn't we be helping the guys? 343 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,559 We are. 344 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,120 Welcome to phase three of my big time internet blitz. 345 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,520 I'm giving the guys a double butter account. 346 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:01,860 That way they can pick their fans with the hat. 347 00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:04,120 Only they won't be posting. 348 00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:05,540 It'll be me. 349 00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:07,560 Because they are stupid. 350 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,600 Please don't do that. It's easy. 351 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,140 I signed up too. 352 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,360 You just scut butt fun facts about yourself. 353 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,439 It's two words. 354 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,840 Brussels sprouts. 355 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,440 All right. Delete. 356 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,500 Delete. Backspace. 357 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,920 And cut. 358 00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:31,600 What just happened? 359 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,320 You just sent out a scut bud saying you hate Brussels. 360 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,620 As in the capital of Belgium. 361 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,660 Who cares? 362 00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:45,300 Fuckin' blue. 363 00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:46,540 Dislike the producer. 364 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,080 He said he hates blue. 365 00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:55,540 Test of skill. 366 00:25:56,260 --> 00:25:57,260 Double or nothing. 367 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:02,220 It was a friendly bet. It already is nothing. And I'm trying to think of a 368 00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:03,220 here. 369 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,480 Follow the ball. 370 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:06,460 Follow the ball. 371 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,220 Where it goes, nobody knows. 372 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Middle. 373 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,400 Wrong. 374 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,220 What? 375 00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:20,780 Dude, you should get out. Now. 376 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:22,240 Just walk away. 377 00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:26,430 Boys, 378 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:30,990 say hello to body language expert to the stars, Mr. 379 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,190 Fong. 380 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:34,890 What's with the biscuits? 381 00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,410 No pointing! 382 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:40,270 Deek will think you are accusing. 383 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:43,610 Offer a gentle smile instead. 384 00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:48,490 Ow! 385 00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:52,690 Deek thinks you are shallow and only care about appearances. 386 00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:54,310 Is that bad? 387 00:26:56,810 --> 00:26:59,830 Never cross your arms! 388 00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:06,610 Deke will think you're closed to him. You want to be open. 389 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:10,330 Better! 390 00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:13,910 No, Slouchy! 391 00:27:14,650 --> 00:27:15,650 No! 392 00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:20,570 Show me! Deke thinks you are engaged. 393 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,340 He thinks you are cool. 394 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:34,540 He thinks you are fucking hot. 395 00:27:39,540 --> 00:27:44,080 Now, you are ready for your day with Deke. 396 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,480 What? 397 00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:50,940 Fong is hungry. 398 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,710 Boy. This is a test you cannot fail. 399 00:27:55,930 --> 00:27:59,230 You need to make this a day Deke will never forget. 400 00:27:59,610 --> 00:28:02,830 What he thinks is what is. 401 00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:08,950 And remember, our album comes out in three months. And the web is a powerful 402 00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:12,230 tool that can take BTR right to the top. 403 00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:15,470 And Deke is a powerful man. 404 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:19,510 So you guys are big time rush. 405 00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,130 You're so tiny. 406 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,960 Yeah, Big Time Rush. So how would you describe BTR's music? 407 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:34,460 Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop, with a dash of R &B. 408 00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:38,980 What would you be doing if you weren't in a pop band? 409 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:46,180 Snowboarding. It's kind of my thing. You know, half -pipe. 410 00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:49,480 And who are you? 411 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,760 Me? 412 00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:09,580 Boys are winning over Deke, and thanks to Scuttlebutter, I'm getting the big 413 00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:12,420 -time word out all over the world. 414 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,840 Why are you on TV? 415 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,980 Gustavo Rock is back in the news for sparking outrage in Belgium. 416 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,620 After posting on Scuttlebutter that he hates Brussels, Belgian -Americans in L 417 00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:31,400 .A.'s Little Antwerp are burning his records and boycotting his latest 418 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:32,620 Big Time Rush. 419 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,840 Okay, done. 420 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,420 What? That's it? 421 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,040 Big Time Rush is just another band force -fed upon us by the music industry. 422 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:48,720 From the blogger that only writes the truth, it's clear they're full of 423 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:53,220 rehearsed soundbites, choreographed body language, and no real substance. 424 00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:59,720 I suspect their words, hair, wardrobe, and singing is done for them. 425 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:02,300 Don't buy their album. 426 00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:12,250 well training didn't work it's time for plan b as in be ourselves 427 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:18,690 wait we're sorry 428 00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:22,770 that wasn't us out there just give us a second chance and you can't leave yet 429 00:30:22,770 --> 00:30:28,510 it's a day with deke yeah not five minutes with deke my blog seeks the 430 00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:33,010 the truth here is you're nothing but overdressed corporate papa 431 00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:38,990 I am going back to the coffee shop to proof this and then post it to my blog 432 00:30:38,990 --> 00:30:43,770 tell everyone that Big Time Rush is a big waste of time. 433 00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:51,850 What was that? 434 00:30:52,390 --> 00:30:53,390 Plan C. 435 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:02,790 Okay, we disconnected the Palmwoods Wi -Fi, so Dee can't post his blog from 436 00:31:02,790 --> 00:31:03,790 here. 437 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,640 We also disconnected the cable TV, telephone, air conditioning, and all the 438 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,120 garden hoses. Just in case. 439 00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:12,360 You can't stop the truth! 440 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,360 Look, if you just agree to spend the rest of the day with us, like you 441 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:18,140 then let's prove we're not phonies! 442 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,680 We'll let you out! 443 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,560 This is definitely a day Deep will never forget. 444 00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:44,060 Yep. 445 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,540 The game, air hockey. 446 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,300 The rules, first one to score wins. 447 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,920 Double or nothing. 448 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,840 Double or nothing is nothing. 449 00:31:57,100 --> 00:32:00,700 And what do you think about a travel blog? Like, don't stay at the Palmwoods 450 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:01,920 because the manager's nuts? 451 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:03,199 Wi -Fi's down. 452 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,340 Besides, sounds like somebody's scared. 453 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,400 Garcia, outside of rock records, where Belgian protesters, numbering in the 454 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,700 double digits, are striking back against anti -Belgianism. 455 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,700 Don't worry. 456 00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:53,040 Belgians tend to get tired quickly, then go home and make waffles. 457 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,240 They're a peace -loving and gentle people. 458 00:32:55,500 --> 00:33:01,100 And now joining the protest is very buff and violent Hollywood action star Jean 459 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:02,100 -Luc Vandard. 460 00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:03,520 Except for that guy. 461 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,740 I am coming for you! 462 00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:19,340 Look, 463 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:25,400 we just want a chance to change the way you think about us. Fine, I'll interview 464 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,500 you through the door. 465 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:32,760 What made you decide to come to L .A.? Um, well... 466 00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:36,910 We didn't really plan on this, but when amazing opportunities come, you have 467 00:33:36,910 --> 00:33:38,350 to... Can someone elaborate on that? 468 00:33:39,130 --> 00:33:43,490 Sure. Well, it was my dream to be a pop star, but my buds tell me to get to the 469 00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:49,430 audition... Where do you see yourself in 20... Oh, no! His battery died! 470 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,210 Wait, wait. What? 471 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,530 What? 472 00:34:52,710 --> 00:34:53,710 Also prison men. 473 00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:51,110 enjoying Belgian waffles. They'll forget everything, and you'll be a national 474 00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:55,730 hero. Wait, aren't Belgian waffles supposed to be, you know, really thick? 475 00:35:56,030 --> 00:36:02,670 Yeah. And so are Belgian... These 476 00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:05,570 aren't Belgian waffles! 477 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,660 for the last time. 478 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:29,940 Wait! 479 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,700 I'll hold them off! 480 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:48,740 Like funny, you know? One day you're hockey players, then you're a pop band, 481 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,840 then vlogmasters. 482 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:57,080 Why does he think we're phonies, hmm? He should like us! Why would he like us? 483 00:36:57,450 --> 00:36:58,450 I gotta be honest. 484 00:36:58,530 --> 00:36:59,930 I don't like us right now. 485 00:37:01,110 --> 00:37:02,110 Worse than that? 486 00:37:02,770 --> 00:37:05,550 Since when did we start caring about what people think about us? 487 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:09,890 It's what we think about ourselves that matters. I think we might have let the 488 00:37:09,890 --> 00:37:11,030 marketers put words in our mouth. 489 00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:14,770 I think Mr. Fong's biscuits may have caused temporary incentive. 490 00:37:15,370 --> 00:37:17,230 Oh, finally, a true statement! 491 00:37:17,630 --> 00:37:23,010 And do you guys realize we never even questioned these outfits? I think we 492 00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:24,010 good. 493 00:37:26,670 --> 00:37:28,470 not four hockey players from Minnesota anymore. 494 00:37:29,070 --> 00:37:32,190 We are four Anikins who went to the dark side. 495 00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:35,470 So, what do we do? 496 00:37:43,370 --> 00:37:44,370 You're letting me go? 497 00:37:44,870 --> 00:37:45,870 Come on. 498 00:37:47,710 --> 00:37:48,790 You're good. Okay. 499 00:37:49,510 --> 00:37:53,890 And the truth is, with our album coming out soon, there's a lot of pressure, and 500 00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:55,350 it kind of got to us. 501 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,740 We hope you can forgive us. And we hope you don't press charges. 502 00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:03,300 Wow. You've really given me something to think about. 503 00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:08,180 Right after I post my blog about how I was locked in a closet, tackled, chased 504 00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:10,000 through ducks, and trapped in a garbage can. 505 00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:11,780 Bye. 506 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,120 Hey, you never know. 507 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,560 Maybe he'll get hit by a bus on the way to his coffee shop. 36506