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What are you doing

Considerate you are

Generous

Sweet

I feel like the deck of a fishing pole that just landed a 200 lb Marlin

Pelvic pel

But

Pelvic pelvic butt

I didn't mean to hurt you feeling

At the gym said that your gym buddy

Life cycle Lothario

How to take advice from my friends

I take advice from your friends

I mean I walked down the street and I feel like people look at me and say oh hey there's a guy that can't f***

Eric will be coming in to see you tonight

I'm Veronica Winston

Welcome to my humble establishment

Thank you

Can I get you something to drink

Morris was

You are sweet

That you could use a little

Did she tell you we're getting married in a couple weeks

And she wants to start it off with a bang

What do you want

In bed

I'll see to it that you and your wife are completely satisfied

You make it sound so easy

This is the gentleman I was telling you about

The pleasure is all mine

Follow me upstairs

Can I get you a drink

Are you having one

It's about you

Play The Lion

This is a nice place

Have you been here long

Long enough to know a handsome man when I see one

You're very considerate

I like to think I am

That's a good start

You know what I think Ralphie

I have no idea

I think you have a lot of raw talent

Really

We just need to point you in the right direction

Now

Conventional wisdom says there are only a few quote

Erogenous zones on a

That's what I heard

You know what I say to that

Pure hogw

It doesn't matter if

Caressing my arm

Play some scratching my neck

Tickling my tummy

Let's give you a shot

Play Super

Take your time

Enjoy yourself

Let me enjoy

We have all the time in the world

You said we had all the time in the world

Too short

Course

We've got all the time in the world

Ashley

Remember how I said there are no erogenous

How's the whole body is a piece of

Unscathed marble

Waiting to be

Crafted into one

Work of pleasure

Very good

Of course

Now that I've become the mattress Michelangelo you tell me that

Don't worry my little

This will be pretty straightforward

But I think we're going to need some help

This is Lucy

Pleasure meeting you

Extra special

I know what that's called

Is the vagina

Remember a little bit goes a long way

Play run a little long today

Thank you Lucy

How Ralph did you get that

So what happened today

What do you mean you

You've been there a week and a half and you're telling me it doesn't

Is she not pretty enough

Is she not being helpful

What's going on over there

Nothing special

Nothing special

Is that what's going on there

What are you talking about

It's my fault is

It was your idea professional help

Look I know I'm a lousy lay but I love you

Tomorrow is my last session

Play married in a couple weeks okay

Yes

I don't know

Is there a problem with Diana

I know where to touch a woman in places I didn't know existed

I mean she makes me feel like a

I'm just not

What was culmination of your education here

There's one intangible

Set a lifetime of lessons at the Beverly Hills Bordello can't teach you

One little trick

List all the tricks Diana shown you

And you're telling me this now

Most

Will always

The most important ingredient

Is love

Why don't you try

Hello

Did I tell you what you mean to me

Where's something EXC

I love you