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Till I'm 40. I am never going to have kids or get married or anything. I just

can't face it. Yes, you can.

Because you've got me.

Just say a little thank you.

Just this once.

My name's Darlene.

I hardly didn't recognise you with your hair like that.

Oh, thanks, sir.

Do you think we could have...

Just start again.

What?

Buxton.

He's obviously gearing you up. You're off your face.

I'm sorry.

You must be thinking of someone else.

Fine.

I'm in here for the long haul.

I could do with a campaign.

Morning, sir.

What happened? Did you work out last night? You're looking extra fit today.

I'll do my best, darling.

Sir, Janine, she's in a bad way, you know. The drugs, they're messing with

head big time.

She said she wasn't on the drugs.

Of course she's going to say that.

You're screwed.

Thanks for telling me, darling.

I'm really worried, sir.

She need help, you know, up here.

I think.

that nearly they should put her on the Muppet Wing.

Mr Kimba, the SMO wants you.

Hello. What's it like in here? Is it nice?

You took the wrong turn for butling.

What's the number one like?

Miss Masterton.

The master to us and you.

That's all you need to know.

That means she's tough.

She's tough, all right. Ex -army. So keep your nose clean.

That's what I want to be, a soldier.

You're going the wrong way about it.

They don't do drugs or nothing.

It's only junkies they don't let in the army after prison.

I don't think they're too keen on kleptomaniacs, are they?

People can change, can't they?

Why are you asking me?

Well, I have. I've changed.

Hmm.

Sit down.

You want a bender, Janine?

Like I'm going to tell a traitor like you.

I'll pack it in with that, will you?

Don't piss your pants.

I ain't told the other girls.

Lucky for you.

It's important work what I do for the police.

It ain't about dobbing you lot in it.

You're the only one that knows, straight up, apart from the number one.

Just don't shaft me, all right?

I want to help you, Janine.

Look at the state of you. You're always off your head.

There's nothing else to do, is there?

Where did you get it off of?

I don't know why you're covering for him.

They're making a packet out of you, messing up your life. I haven't got a

anymore!

Don't you get it?

I know it's got to be hard, you know, with your mum dying and that, but she

wouldn't want you joining her, would she?

Because I ain't joking, that's what it could lead to.

I wish.

So what, I better put you on suicide watch then, yeah? Well, oh no, look, Mr

Kimber, please don't.

I mean, I've already got this lot in my face every bang. I'm laughing I needed

someone else watching me.

I won't do nothing, I promise.

You've got yourself in deep shit, Jean, and you'd better get yourself out of it.

Because I can't help if you won't at least try.

There's so much

I wanted to do with my life, you know.

Go to New York.

Get a job in one of them big flashy designer shops.

Shag Johnny Depp.

There's better looking guys than them around.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let the governor know.

Yeah.

Because that's what you do, isn't it?

Snoop and Squill.

Sorry. Hey, you're looking a bit gorgeous this morning.

Yeah, we've seen you half an hour ago, and what a pretty sight.

I can't believe that.

So, no regrets?

Don't do that.

I haven't done anything wrong?

Is this the personality test? Would you chill out?

I'm rolling.

Pete. A minute.

I'm busy, Rowan.

Who's that?

Sir Gough, Miss Musterton.

You're Miss Musterton?

That's right.

It's just... I want to get in the army.

Cool. I want to finish the near.

If there's any, like, advice or... or anything, really.

Well, I'll see what I can do.

Come on.

Enjoy the fresh air while you can, Kerrigan.

You'll be doing your own grave soon.

I'll be digging yours first, nonce.

So why didn't you give me the killer dose while you had the chance?

Got too many scruples to even grass me up.

I tried to divert him, but he went straight to you.

I couldn't stop him.

Said he knew you was on drugs.

So, Mr Kimba, did he say anything?

Like what?

About you and George.

About the Muppet Wing.

I'm just worried, that's all.

Some girl in for turn crazy from crack, you know.

I've seen it.

He's reporting me.

Bastard.

He's got it, haven't he, really?

He is my personal officer.

I'm just glad it's not my personal officer.

Or that personal location.

Send you down the blocks.

I don't know.

Kind of like him.

A lot.

You won't tell no one, will you?

I was in this gang and we used to go around

thieving things to sell.

At the park tent, I heard.

Too right.

Never going back.

I thought it was like being part of this really tight family.

Not so tight when it got done last time.

Like me too, didn't they? Never thrown for dust.

Yeah, well, they did you a favour. You're better off out of that whole

scene, trust me.

I'm not proud of what I was.

There was just never anyone to keep me in line.

You were fostered, weren't you?

Yeah. They were crap.

Only did it for the money.

It says here you wanted to be transferred to be near them.

No. They wanted me to transfer, so it wouldn't cost them as much to visit.

Prisons show me I need some order in my life.

When I get out of here, I'm going to join the army.

Don't tell the number one that.

She'll bore the tits off you.

I already have.

She takes it very seriously.

Yeah, I know. How great is that?

I've got a really good feeling about you, Steph.

I just want to get a bit of self -respect back. You lose it pretty quick

you've been banged up for two years. Don't make you feel worth a whole lot.

Yeah, well, you're back on track now.

No!

I thought you might be interested in these.

I'll take care of them. I promise.

You do that.

Life in the army is as good as it gets, but it's not for everyone.

Well, I think she's got the right attitude.

Really? Yeah.

Well, that's something we don't hear Mr Doak say very often.

I'd like to do some fitness training while I'm here.

Would you now?

Well, I know just the woman who can help you out in that department.

Dear, I think you might regret that, Stella.

No, I won't.

Excuse me.

Well, you got the physique for the army, I'll tell you that.

Have you got the mind?

Thank you.

Well, here she is. That proves she knows me, doesn't it? Cherie!

You should sack them two rankers.

Telling me I can't see you without an appointment. Giving me the sneer. Just

doing our job, ma 'am. Yeah, I know. Thanks, guys.

Look, what is it?

Did you come here?

I'm sorry if I've shown you up.

I lost your number.

What do you know?

Have you found her?

Oh, for Christ's sake, Cherie, would you tell me?

I'm missing good business standing here, you know. I'm out to get a cab over.

You're all right. I tell you what, why don't you go up the high street, get

yourself a cup of coffee, some lunch, and I'll meet you there at two o 'clock,

yeah? Lunch?

All expenses paid.

Cherie, just tell me, were you... Is she alive?

Not dead.

Blimey.

That ain't exactly holiday reading, is it?

Is that the governess?

She lent them me.

Well, the master lent you her own books.

It's only been five minutes.

Says she wants me to make something myself.

By joining the army?

She won't send you to Iraq, kill off and use for a hamburger.

No, she don't.

She's all right.

Master done?

You know, I thought about joining the army when I was at school. But Maxie...

Oh, that's my big sister.

She said I was going to make a twat of myself because I was two -factor one for

the bus, never mind an obstacle course.

Well, I'm nowhere near fit enough, so I've asked Miss Maston to do some army

with me while I'm here.

Why don't you join in? It'll be fun.

I ain't no maxi to laugh at me now, is there?

Well, aunt, what about me?

I'm more a G .I .J. than the two of you.

The more, the merrier.

How's that, Eugenie?

What?

They're soldiers, sort of.

All right, come on, Janine. The debt wants to see you.

What now?

Send me down the block, then.

Look, I'm the only one to ever take drugs in this place. You're the only one

go back to an assistant attempted to smuggle drugs. Just listen to what Miss

Stokes has got to say. She's all right.

Thanks for the books, Miss Masterson. I've really got stuck into them.

Good. Cos I'm here to tell you that I've worked out a training plan for this

afternoon's exercise based on your request.

Some of the girls are interested as well.

Really?

Miss Goff is a breath of fresh air, having such a positive influence around.

Sorry I'm late, Janine. Thanks a lot, Donny.

So, how are you?

I'm fine.

And what drugs are you on?

Nothing.

You know, I could have you tested right now.

You'd be under 24 -hour observation by lock -up. How's that sound?

Do whatever you like.

Do you really want to mess up your life for good, Janine?

You have one chance.

That's all.

Counselling on the rehab programme.

What?

No way. Yes way.

You can't make me.

I don't have to.

We've already volunteered.

These jogging bottoms don't make my bum look too big, do they? No.

It's your fat backside that make it big.

A few sessions and you'll have a bum like J -Lo.

You only get out of it when you put in it, mind. That's what Miss Masterson

said. Oh, aren't we you and the master?

You fancy that ugly man.

Who else is going to help me get a tag on out of this dump early?

I don't know about that.

I've had the number ones dead mean with them things.

She's a big fan of people doing their time.

Do you think prison work?

Cow.

So, what do you think of her then, teen?

Oh, the master?

She got Freddy Krueger.

In drag!

So it's whatever gets you through the day, is that it?

I suppose.

Do you want to be in Lark Hall forever, Janine?

Well, if the number one's got anything to do with it.

She hates me.

The only person that's going to get you out of here is you. But it's not going

to happen if you're mashed off your head, now, is it?

Is the thought of life without drugs so scary?

Not scared.

Come off it, Janine.

I know what it's like out there.

You ever been in a ten -by -eight cell in the middle of the night when you

sleep and all that's going round your head is thinking, what's the point?

Point of what?

Of getting out of this shithole. But I thought you wanted to get out.

My mummy's dead.

My dad might as well be.

I could rot in here and no -one would give a toss.

That is not true.

What do you know?

Sometimes it just... ..seems like there's only one way out of it.

Jesus Christ, Janine. Just how far up your own arse can you get?

Mr Kimber!

Would you please show Janine to the rehab unit? Oh.

Might as well get used to it.

You've got seven sessions with the counsellor this week, and the first one

starts in about 15 minutes.

Right.

I don't know why she's making me, cos I just don't want to go.

Why can't you see she's on your side? What?

She is.

Right, just wait here, yeah?

Well, what's going on?

They're making me go rehab.

You? Go for it, Janine.

Good for you.

All right, come on in.

It's time to get your life sorted.

Jesus.

You're really starting to piss me off with all this guardian angel shit.

Like you've never took drugs before.

And anyway, why do you care about Nobeski? I just get my kicks out of

you, Buxton.

Any which way.

Yeah, well, don't count your chickens.

That one's mine.

Hope you'll set an example to the rest of these junkies.

Go on.

Mr. Kimber?

I'm crazy, but what if they think I am?

It's not the Muppet wing, Janine.

It's to get you healthy again, get your head back.

And you've got a nice head.

So will you give it a shot for me?

44!

45! Keep it straight! Use those abdominals, not those hands!

49!

50!

I think I've pulled something.

Rubbish. This is just a warm -up.

You wanted me, ma 'am? Oh, Mrs. Ollenby, yes. I'm going to need your help.

Oh, I'm sorry, ma 'am. I can't run.

Not with my bag.

Don't worry. You won't even break into a sweat. Here, catch.

Right, ladies, on your feet.

And follow me.

It's dust and sidewinds.

You make a pretty good team.

Oh, is that it now, Mum?

Can we go back now?

One more challenge.

Up there.

Let's see who can manage that.

Oh, I'd like to, Miss Sonny.

It's time I was doing the tea, innit?

I'll do it.

Hathaway Stella!

Hathaway Stella!

She don't need her water time any higher up than Martha's are.

Off to thee.

Yeah, it ain't going to be easy, but I'm really going to give it a go.

Oh, I'm proud of you.

Are we mates again?

You. Mates with a screw.

You ain't so bad.

How was it?

Yeah, all right, actually.

The counsellor woman was OK.

Just like a normal person.

Look.

It's like Miss Stokes said.

I can feel sorry for myself as much as I like.

The only person that's going to get me out of here is me.

Listen, though, Janine, yeah? Do yourself a favour.

Stay away from Buxton.

You don't need anything making it harder.

Fleeting the building?

Well, some of us had to do our own shopping.

Hopefully I'll be able to join you soon. Looks like my wife's finally agreed

terms.

In fact, I could join you now.

Celebration drink?

I haven't had lunch yet. You?

Come on, Lou.

I get the feeling you're blaming me for something.

Look, there is no problem. We had some fun. It was great.

Well, I thought it was a little bit more than that. Yeah.

Yeah. It was really great.

Well, then maybe we should be planning on doing it again.

Like, very soon.

Doctor, there's been an accident.

She's got a concussion, a couple of bruised ribs.

Falling from that height, she's a lucky girl.

If you want my medical opinion.

I'll get up there.

Noted.

I'm okay, thanks.

I just want you to know I don't blame you.

I wanted to show you what I had in me.

Why? Why does it matter?

Don't you know?

Know what?

I thought you felt it.

The same way I did.

From the minute I saw you, I knew it was true.

You're my mum.

You're not stupid.

I know you couldn't look after me when I was born.

I know that's why I was fostered.

But when I was at Broadfield and I found out who my mum was, that you were

here... No.

I've finished with my old life. It's over.

I mean it.

I'm going into the army.

I'm going to be a daughter for you to be so proud of, Mum.

I'm not your mother.

You're a thief, a common criminal.

I don't have a daughter. Mum.

Now, don't you try telling anyone else this thick of rubbish, because they

believe you.

First thing tomorrow morning, you're going back to Broadfield.

All right, Cherie?

I think we should cover your casts.

I don't know if you're going to like what I've got to tell you, Lou. Just get

with it.

Well, like I said, she ain't dead, but she ain't good.

Have you seen her yourself?

Yeah. So I came over to tell you, soon as.

Well, where is she?

She came back in the club last night.

Said she'd been on holiday.

Did you tell her I'd been looking for her?

Oh, yeah.

Said you'd been asking after her all round the hours.

What's she saying?

Not nice.

Cherie, what did she say?

She said you can go, you know.

She's made that soberer off her face.

Yeah. Can't believe you two together.

Another planet, innit?

Any time you want to give up on her, eh?

Just don't tell Vicky we've spoken, right?

See you later.

Come.

Stella got file from Broadfield, ma 'am.

Not like you to drink during the day, ma 'am.

If you don't mind me saying.

I don't, as a rule.

I must be the shock of the new girl falling.

Well, so I told you so.

But the combination of a rope and a bunch of daft girls who share a brain is

disaster waiting to happen.

Oh, my stupid heart.

Still, though, accidents happen in this place.

And nobody was killed, were they?

You're right.

Oh, don't get me wrong.

I know how frightening it can be when they don't get up.

I remember my Bobby's Darren fell off a big slide when he was little. He was

about eight or nine.

He was mucking about, showing off the way they do.

Top of the whole shoot -over with him on top.

Knocked himself out clean.

But was he all right?

Oh, broke nose and bruised ego.

But just for a minute, I thought he was dead.

I swear my heart stopped beating.

May as well have stayed that way for all the damage that's been done to it

since. You don't get on.

We fell out about... about his choice of friends.

Your mother's entitled to worry, isn't she?

He doesn't want to see me now.

Oh, and why would he? I only raised him and cared for him for 18 years.

I'd have been better giving him to the gypsies.

I'm sure that's nonsense.

Boy, if a little thing like that can come between a mother and child.

Well, I'm only glad I never bothered.

Thank you for the details, Mr. Sullenby.

I'm going back to G -Wing. I feel fine.

You suffer concussion. I don't want to cause a fuss.

Please.

There's nothing wrong with me.

G -Wing, please.

Ooh, Dr Dunlop, you are spoiling me.

They stopped serving food 20 minutes ago.

Oh.

October 2005?

Yeah. Put your purse away.

This treat's on me.

Okay.

Let me take you out to dinner tonight and make up for it.

I'm sorry, I'm busy.

Here we go again.

Breathing me out.

Rowan, what exactly do you think we have here?

Well, something.

Okay.

How about dinner tomorrow night?

Actually, I'm busy most nights, so... Night class.

You know what I think?

I think you're scared of something.

Don't psychoanalyse me.

Do you have a boyfriend for every night of the week?

Only Thursday, Fridays and Saturdays.

Will you tell Miss Masterton I'm all right and I'm still up for training

tomorrow? I think today's events will have put an end to any more army

Malarkey. Miss Masterson was very upset about what happened.

What, because of me?

Look, please, can I talk to her?

What for?

I need to explain.

It was my fault and I'll do it properly next time.

I don't want her to give up on me now. Just when... Just when we were getting

somewhere.

Miss Masterson's a busy woman, you know. I need to talk to her.

Please.

Oh, for goodness sake.

Bloody hell.

Imagine begging to see the master.

You'd have to drag me there kicking and screaming.

Yeah, but it look like she'll eat from the hairy table.

You what?

She fancy her.

What you want about?

We have eyes in a gal.

You love that wife with the number one. As if.

It's just nice if someone pay an interest for once.

She's in a meeting. You'll have to wait.

Yeah, about ten minutes. Okay.

Stella Goff.

She's insisted on going back to the wing.

She wants to see Master to make it.

Oh, well.

All beautiful things must have come to an end.

Probably just as well.

Give yourself a break, Rowan.

Look.

Forget about your night class.

And let me take you somewhere special.

Look, just plenty of time, yeah?

And I'm sure you have your hands full with the divorce right now.

I don't mean to get you down, but you look like shit.

Yeah, I feel like it.

Well, why when you don't have to?

Lay off for you, Natalie. You know the school, all right?

Janine, have a look at those beauties.

What are you doing?

Why can't you just help me?

Bloody hell, Janine, I am trying to help you.

Listen, I'm going to give this rehab thing a go, OK? So just... Well, more

you. I mean, they make you think you've got an alternative, and then they leave

you high and dry looking at four walls for the rest of your life with just a

of tea to get you through.

I'll have those if they're up for grabs. No.

Have a good time on me.

Stella?

I heard you've discharged yourself.

I feel fine.

Yeah, well, nevertheless, Dr Dunlop wants to see you as soon as possible.

I'm waiting on a meeting with Miss Masterton. It's important.

Stella, don't let her force you into doing things you're not up for.

I'm up for anything.

Yeah, well, that's how you got knocked out in the first place, playing silly

army stunts. Like I said, that's what I want to do.

Uh, Miss Masterton, she... She seems to have taken quite a shine to you.

Yeah? Yeah, and I was just hoping that it was because you both shared an

interest in the army.

Why? What else could it be?

All right, Gough. She'll see you now.

Mr.

Kimber.

It's Janine.

She's been popping them pills again.

You having me on? Why would I tell a lie?

I'm just doing what I've been told to do.

That girl hasn't learned a lesson.

Leave it with me.

Maybe I should tell the boss.

Put your fingers down your throat. Do it!

This is your last chance, Janine.

It's hard. Just don't bloody go there!

This is sick.

Coulter has obviously kicked in.

Right, and I'm over.

Eh? I know you've got drugs.

Still, what, you lasted a whole three hours? I suppose I should be impressed.

Oh, is that right?

Well, for your information, I'm clean.

Oh, what, so you got rid of the stuff because you knew you were going to get

caught? Well, thanks for the vote of confidence, mate.

I know this isn't going to be easy.

But I've made a choice, okay?

What?

Have you just been sick?

Yeah.

So, before you go accusing people of being junkies, better get your facts

straight in the future.

Look, I was worried. All right, I jumped to conclusions. I'm sorry.

No, you better be.

putting Janine over for it. Just claim.

I have eyes, you know.

Well, make an official complaint and she'll get tested.

All right?

Thanks for seeing me, miss.

If you stay here, no one, not a single soul, must know that you're my daughter.

I knew you'd understand.

Been a shock, I'll tell you that.

But we found each other.

That's what's important.

You better stop.

There'll be no meeting, no trying to attract my attention, no special

nothing.

It's... I get carried away. I've just met my mum for the first time. There'll

definitely be none of that. Understood?

Sorry.

Joy must need an out -and -out professional.

Where? I won't breathe a word.

Because I hope you know I'm bending the rules for you.

I don't believe in going against the system. It's there for a reason.

Honest. Even if I was being burnt alive, I'd keep it short, I promise.

Whatever you want.

I'm just happy to be here.

Just keep a tight rein on those emotions and we might get along.

You won't even know I'm here.

Good.

Because the only way I want you drawing attention to yourself is through a

successful career in the army.

I was the first female sergeant major in our regiment.

And you've got the potential to go even further.

If you pull your weight.

Thank you.

It must be really hard for you.

After what happened.

After what happened?

Well, in my file.

The adoption agency lists all the details.

No one should have to go through what you went through. That's enough.

You don't have to explain.

You don't feel too good being the daughter of a rapist, neither.

Get them rounded up for lock -up. I need the roll in ten minutes.

Go and pack your bags, Goff.

Eh? You're going up on the threes.

How's she get that?

She just come.

Orders direct from the number one.

You're joking.

I said move it!

Sales now or no association.

Come on, hurry up and get all day.

I think your master might fancy you back.

I don't get it.

What do you see in that wall? I don't fancy it, right?

No need to get so angry about it, then. The master won't give a goodnight kiss

when no one will look. Oh, shut it, will you?

It's disgusting.

They tell all the way we have to earn our privileges.

So why should you get them for being a dyke?

Yeah, right, cake.

Any more of that and you're on report.

Sylvia, what's the problem?

Goth being put on enhanced.

It's bound to breed resentment, isn't it? Explain?

You don't know?

Nope. Miss Masterton wants her moved to a room of her own soon out.

Really?

Don't ask me to explain the reasoning, though.

Joy, you are going to have to tell me why it is so important to move Stella

to her own cell.

I have my reasons.

Yeah, well, from where I'm standing, it looks like favouritism.

And I can tell you for a fact that is how the other women see it. Well, let

see what they want.

You may not mind them thinking they're special prisoners at Larkhall, but I do.

Stella Goff is not special. She's not favourite. She isn't anything.

Which is why she's being shipped out on the ghost train first thing tomorrow

morning.

You what?

Back to where she came from.

Joy, you're not making any sense.

Laugh if you want, but she has an unhealthy interest in me.

Oh, for Christ's sakes.

It's a schoolgirl crush.

Comes with a job.

Not for this officer, it doesn't.

Jeez, that old lech moved in far.

If anyone else makes a dirty comment about Miss Muscaton, I'm going to flat

them. Lighten up, Stella.

As long as you've learned to say piss off, you'll be fine.

Git.

Miss, why do nine out of ten screws prefer women?

And you.

You know what, Carrigan?

You think you've got one over on me getting rid of Janine's stash.

Plenty more where that came from, though.

She won't be putting her hand out to any.

You obviously don't understand the power of addiction.

Carrigan!

Good night, lad.

I hope she's off to Alcoholics Anonymous.

You think I'm joking about my concerns?

You'd be surprised at some of the drinking companions I've seen her with.

Really? I bet money she's off to see them now.

In a lap -dancing club in Brewers Street.

You know I shouldn't have done it.

I'm sorry.

Are you really sorry?

Or are you just pretending to be sorry?

You asked hard questions, didn't you?

They're only hard if you don't know the answer.

So what is it, then?

So I know the answer.

I wish I didn't.

Sorry, I haven't got my clubbing gear on tonight. That's fine, thank you.

Thanks.

Excuse me, could you tell me where Vicky is?

She's busy.

Yeah, I'll bet she is.

Yes, ma 'am.

Thank you very much.

What's going on?

Excuse us, gents.

I'd like to talk to you.

You should have joined us. You look like you could do with a shag.

For Christ's sakes, Vicky, what are you doing?

Look at you.

You're drugged off your face. You're shagging these wankers. You really want

be doing this? Spare me the lecture.

Jesus Christ!

I don't know why I bothered coming to find you in the first place.

Oi, I haven't finished with you yet.

Just jealous.

Because you and your saggy tits could never do this.

Why don't you just grow up, Vicky?

Take a long good look at yourself, Vicky.

For your own bloody sake.

What the hell are you doing?

Ask my bloody sister.

Can I? Get her back to Broadfield.

Don't you dare turn your back on me now. Don't be a bloody coward.

I'm going to be a grandmother.

Don't you make a sound, or I'll slit you from here to piss in here.

The little girl that visited you this morning, Vanessa Andrews, got a phone

from the police. They think that she's being used to smuggle drugs into

I need you to do me a little favour.

I ain't going to do nothing. It's going to wreck my son's big day.

Look, there's no way anything could ever stick to you.

Brilliant stuff. Well, tomorrow night at half eight here on STV, we're serving

up a tasty murder for the Taggart team.

And guess what? A restaurant critic is found dead.

Don't miss it.