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Well, after that long walk, it's nice to just sit down and have a chat, isn't

it? It is, yeah. I'll tell you what I wanted to tell you. We went to disco

night. Yeah, with all the girls. Did you see all those lovely girls? I did,

yeah. They were beautiful, weren't they? They were indeed, that's it, yeah.

Lovely looking girls.

Beauties, yeah. Did you dance with them?

I did go a little bit, yes, on the edge of the dance floor, yes, that's right. A

couple of them were very congenial.

Very sympathetic, you know.

I had some fun with two girls.

Did you?

I danced with two girls.

Yeah, well, you've got the looks for it, you know.

They're going to go for you.

I don't know what happened, you know. Did you stay to the end? Yeah.

Oh, no, I left a bit early because I thought, oh, well, you know. Did you get

cab all right?

Yeah, it's easy, yeah.

That was one of the reasons I left early because I thought, at least I can get

home quick. I had to wait ages. Mine's at two o 'clock in the morning.

Half my bedtime.

With all those girls there as well, the cabs, you know, because there were more

girls than cabs, right? Yeah, well, it doesn't surprise me. It's just like

really, on a Saturday night. You know, when they're trying to get home,

especially with all that dressing up there, those chicks dressed up like

There was a row, there was a row, I can't remember.

We picked it all this month.

They've had a nice time.

People and that. And the girls are totally winded and friendly.

They are.

So we two, we had a good time, didn't we, really, all round? Really good.

come on, enough of that.

What about you?

What happened, Arthur? We saw you there. I didn't get to dance with you because

I thought, well, I didn't want to interrupt if your boyfriend was there.

I have no boyfriend.

No boyfriend?

No, boys don't like me. I'm ugly.

Ugly? Ugly? You're beautiful, girl. You look absolutely beautiful, like a flower

in the garden. You're stunning.

Your legs are beautiful, your body, your arms, your face. Beautiful, beautiful

hair. Absolutely gorgeous.

All the boys of your age and type, they'll be queuing up. Oh, all the

time. All the time.

You've just got to take it patiently.

And you are beautiful, you're lovely, really lovely.

And you've got to believe in yourself, because you are absolutely gorgeous.

But it's belief in yourself. We say stunning.

Absolutely stunning. Stunning, like a flower.

Beautiful. Surely your boyfriend has been emphasizing that over and over

while you're having sex with him. Right.

Right. It's right, you know, when you have... Surely that's right, isn't it?

When you have sex with him, he must say you are beautiful and gorgeous while

you're having during sex.

But I never had sex.

You never had sex?

No.

You never had sex?

You must have done.

You mustn't have an experience, the beauty of it. Oh, it's lovely.

Oh, so beautiful.

The companionship and the comfort when your bodies are together.

The joy and excitement.

That's right, on top of everything, yes, that's right. And the fulfilled feeling

that you're really getting somewhere.

And also, lust.

Lust, yes, it's real enjoyment.

It builds up and builds up. Yeah, but there we are. We've explained it. It's

easy to do. You'll thoroughly enjoy it, and it will feel so fulfilled in life,

and that your purpose will be there. The sex creates beautiful sex.

But I'm angry.

The boys don't like me.

But you are beautiful.

You'll find a boyfriend with no trouble at all, dear. Yes, yes.

I have an idea.

Yeah, yeah, I have a good idea.

I can have sex.

One of you.

Because you're thinking I'm beautiful?

No, no, no.

We didn't mean that.

No, not at all. No, we meant you go and find a boyfriend of your own age.

That's the way to do it, isn't it? Not what you suggest at all.

No, you find a nice boyfriend young. We're old. Old.

We know now.

So I am ugly.

You are beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful.

And we're the old two ugly men.

But I really want to feel one.

I don't need both of you.

One is enough.

So, John, why don't you sacrifice yourself and help the girl out?

Why should I do it? No, you do it. You should either of us. Well, it could be

you. Yeah, but no, why is it... Oh, you're always dropping me in it first.

you have a go. You put yourself forward. I helped you out last week with that,

wasn't it?

Yeah, see, I helped me out and dropped me right in it again. No, you have a go.

No, you do it. You do it. Come on, do your turn. Play the white man and give

a go. No, I think you should do it because you owe me favours before.

Favours? I've paid you back enough of those. Look.

She's waiting here. She wants to get on with it. You do it. You're going to do

it. Now, you don't poke me.

You do it. You can get on with that. You don't.

Don't you start that again. You do it. Come on. We've had enough of this,

haven't we? We've already begun.

You agree with me.

You do it.

No way, mate. It's your turn first.

You owe me big favours and you're not paying them back, so you do it. D comes

before J. You go in first, OK? You still owe me. No way, mate. You just keep me

in there and keep me... I'm going to go off. I don't care what you say. I'm off.

You said you'd help the girl out and you said she's beautiful.

You do it.

Yes, I know. You're nothing but a prat.

Oh, thank you very much. So you do it.

No favours. You've done me no bloody favours at all.

Every day of the week, when you think you know it all, you know nothing.

I had the three before you, you remember?

Run after the others, you are nothing but a prick. It's your turn, whatever it

is, thank you very much, you bastard.

turning on me like that. All the favors I've done you, we've come over here. You

don't remember.

I do. You don't want to remember what you owe me. You bloody owe me. No, owe

you? How many do you owe me? Right, I think we're going to sort this out.

sort it out because you're one big head. Right, come on then. Come on then.

Fuck you!

Hey!

I can do both of you.

He's completely naked.

Look at that. Without clothes.

No clothes.

Are you going to fuck me now?

Idiot.

Yeah, look at her.

Fucking beautiful.

Yeah. Couldn't we both do it?

Well, on second thought, she is.

Absolutely beautiful, isn't he? Stop us fighting. Yeah, we haven't got to fight

over it really, have we?

It's here.

It's here waiting.

Hmm.

beautiful. I've done my cum shot.

Fetch me some ugly girl next time.

Yeah? Fuck all day.

I'll leave you to it.

Okay?

No, go on. She's too ugly for me.

Sigh.

Oh, son.

Again? Yes.

I go to see my boyfriend.

Your boyfriend?

Yeah, my boyfriend.

And I need 100 euros.

Only 100 euros?

Are you going to give it to me?

If not, I tell my boyfriend, you fucked me.

And believe me, he is big.

Oh, crap.

100 euros? Well, what have you got on you? You've got 100 euros?

No, I haven't got it. No, we're going to get 100 euros.

We're never going to get 100 euros between us. We'll just try and get 100.

You've got 50 and I'll have 50.

It would be all right if I had a 50 to start with. We've got to find 100 euros.

We spent it at that club last night, Tony.

You've got nothing left. I gave you something last night.

I don't know. We didn't know this was going to happen.

When she said, he's going to get us and he's huge, what are we going to do if we

can't get 100 euros?

He's going to kill us.

Kill us.

Here we go again.

You've dropped me in it again, haven't you?

What do you mean?

Well, you've spent all the money, so we've got no reserve. You had more euros

than me yesterday.

Where have you gone with them? I paid for them in the dance hall, didn't I?

I bought the drinks.

I bought the drinks.

Yeah, but I got us introduced to it, didn't I? In the first place, you could

have thought that. You could have picked these people for yourself.

have still got to find 100 euros and it's your fault because you spent it.

Bloody idiot.

What are we going to do now?

We'll have to go there and get some money.

You've got to get 50. I've got it.

I still don't think why you haven't got it.