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Go Blue Jays. Tigers.

Mariners. Mariners. Totally.

Totally. I'm going to guess Blue Jays.

Everyone was 20 on the team.

Yankees.

Mariners? If I need it, can I get multiple choice on this?

I'm getting a hint.

I'm going to guess Seattle.

It just came to me.

It's the Mariners.

Yes!

I'm going to say Jackie Robinson.

I'm going to say Nicholas.

I guess I should have said with the Chicago theme.

That would be Jordan.

My guess would be Michael Jordan.

I'm going to guess Jordan.

I'd have to say Jordan.

Jordan. Michael Jordan.

NFL is football.

Thank God they're multiple choice.

Random guess.

Let's go Broncos.

The Patriots?

It's not the Patriots.

1972 Miami Dolphins.

Dolphins. Oh, forget that. It's the Miami Dolphins. They still crack

every year when the last undefeated team loses their first game.

My initial instinct is Bo Jackson, so I'm not going to go with that one.

I'm going to guess Jim Thorpe.

It's not Tony Blair, right?

I feel like I might know that one. Is it Bo Jackson?

I think it was Bo. Was it Dion?

Was it Dion Sanders?

Nice!

Dion Sanders?

It's got to be Dion Sanders.

Okay, yeah. Because I think he hit that day. I think he hit an in -the -park

home run for the Yankees and then left before the game was over to go play the

football game.

Dion. Yeah, he's got the ego to pull that one off, right?

Pete Rose?

Pete Rose.

Major League would be baseball?

Yeah.

It's got to be true.

True. Yeah.

P .S., he's leaving Seattle this year and hopefully coming to the Red Sox. How

about him as a leadoff hitter?

Let me have the option.

I've heard of one of those people. Pete Rose?

Ichiro? It is Ichiro.

Ichiro Suzuki.

Oh, yeah, it's Ichiro.

Somebody's going to watch this now in, like, 2015, and they're going to go,

was he talking about?

Fenway? How could it not be Yankee? That makes the most sense. I'm going to go

Yankee. It's like, you know, I almost know this, but then I remember that I

interact with humans.

Ebbets? David Ebbets.

My instinct was to say Wrigley, which means it was Ebbets.

I'm always wrong, so I have to go with my second choice.

I don't know. I'm going to say true.

False. Totally.

Look at what's true.

I want to say false.

That would be true.

That's false.

Can you ask me about hair products or anything?

Do you have any trivia questions about that?

Yeah, I was going to say, I thought it was like second or third.

The Raiders, the Browns, the Seahawks, the Patriots.

Who hates the Broncos the most?

That's the question.

You know what's interesting about this question?

I really don't care.

Patriots.

I'm going Raiders.

All right, I was going to say the Browns, which means it's the Pats. Or is

the Browns? I don't see. All right.

The Pats?

It's the Browns, really. I can't even believe that they'd be involved in an

important game.

Is it the year five?

It's 100 years this year. It's 1907.

1908? Oh, I knew it was the 100th anniversary.

1908. That's basic textbook Cubs history.

1908. I don't know, man. I hope in my lifetime.