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Fred, this is Lucy on the intercom.
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Oh, oh.
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Is Ethel there?
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No. Well, where is she? How should I
know?
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Well, she's your wife.
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Well, did you wake me up just to rub it
in?
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Listen, Ethel was supposed to be here an
hour ago. I don't know how I'm going to
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do all the things I have to do for the
Yankee Doodle Day celebration if Ethel
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isn't going to cooperate with me.
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Honestly.
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Listen, Fred, did you try on your
costume yet?
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Fred? Did you try on your costume yet?
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Really?
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The main member merch report.
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Ethel, where have you been? I got a
million things to check with you.
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Let me see that poster.
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Yankee Doodle Day celebration.
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I thought I was supposed to say Lucy
Ricardo, chairman of the Yankee Doodle
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celebration.
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Well,
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thanks for the billing.
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Did you pick these poachers up all over
town?
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Yeah. Did you nail them to the telephone
poles like I asked you to?
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All right, now let's see. Did you call
all the members of my committee and ask
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them to be here for luncheon tomorrow?
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Yep, I did. All of them? Yep, all of
them.
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Did you check the man who's writing a
special song about the Battle of Campo?
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Yep, I did that.
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Did you talk to Mr. Sylvester, the
sculptor, make sure the statue be ready
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after tomorrow? Yeah, uh -huh. Day after
tomorrow? Yep, yep, yep. Did you rent
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the trailer to carry it in? Yep, yep.
Good.
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Oh, boy, I'm never going to be chairman
of another committee. It's too much
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work.
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For who?
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For me.
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For you?
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Who do you think's been doing all the
work?
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How about... Listen,
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Ethel, I just mean that I have all the
responsibility.
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I'm the one that has to sit home and
worry about whether you're getting all
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work done or not.
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Well, now, I'll just make you a deal.
Next year, I'll sit home and worry, and
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you go out and nail your thumb to a
telephone pole. Oh, Ethel.
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Listen, we are commemorating a battle of
the Revolutionary War. Now, let's now
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start one of our own. All right, okay.
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You and Fred try on your costumes. Yep.
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How was it? Oh, mine's just fine. Fred's
grumbling about his, as usual.
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He's going to wear it, isn't he? Yeah, I
think he is. When I left this morning,
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he was standing in front of a mirror
trying on his powdered wig.
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It was a proud sight.
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It's the first time in 20 years Fred's
been able to brush his hair.
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Well, I got Ricky to read the speech at
the unveiling.
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You did?
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Yeah. Did you have much of a struggle?
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No, he agreed to it right away.
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You mean you didn't have to trick him or
anything?
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He's getting agreeable these days. I
know. Things are working out
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Ricky's getting mellow just as I'm
running out of tricks.
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Okay. What?
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Look at this. What is it?
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Fred. He chewed out my slippers.
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Fred wouldn't do a thing like that.
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Oh, he means the dog, Fred.
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Oh.
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to Ricky get the dog in the first place.
Where is that four -legged beast?
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Oh, I don't know. He's up with little
Ricky, I guess. Well, where is Ricky?
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not in his room. Well, he must be up
there someplace.
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Ricky! Yes, Mommy?
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Is Fred up there with you?
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No, Mommy.
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What is that you have on your face?
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I'm a clown.
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Ay -yi -yi -yi -yi. He's a clown. March
yourself right down here, young man.
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He must have gotten into my makeup kit.
Yeah.
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You shouldn't put stuff like that all
over your face, honey.
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Daddy was a clown this morning. Yeah, I
know I was a clown this morning, but
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that's because I'm doing a circus number
at the club. I wanted to show Mommy how
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I was going to look.
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Well, from now on, you better not bring
home your M -A -K -E -U -P.
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I know what that is.
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You do?
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Uh -huh. It's filling.
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It's filling, yeah. Well, now you go out
upstairs, take all that stuff off your
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face, and don't you ever get in Daddy's
makeup kit again.
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Go on, now. Where's Fred?
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In the den, sleeping in my chair.
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You know, that dog uses my favorite
chair more than I do. Well, he likes to
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comfortable like anyone else.
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Well, then why doesn't he go out and buy
his own Izzy share?
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He's not going to hurt your old Izzy
share.
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Besides, there's a brand new dog house
in the backyard and you were supposed to
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keep him there. He doesn't like it out
there.
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Why not?
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I don't know. Why don't you ask him?
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favorite chair all the time. He doesn't
like the dog house that I bought him. He
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shoes up all my slippers.
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Ever since we got that animal, he's
living my life and I'm living the dog's
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life.
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I'm sorry you have to hear all this
arguing, Ethel. Oh, that's all right.
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me feel right at home.
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I thought you were taking him to
obedience school.
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I have been.
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Well, then how come that he hasn't
learned how to obedience?
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Why?
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Maybe it's because I haven't been
helping him with his homework. Well, you
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better help him with his homework, or
I'm going to take him right back to the
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palmers where we got him. Oh, honey, now
you don't mean that.
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Anyway, he's graduating from obedience
school tomorrow, and I'm sure he's going
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to come through with flying colors.
Good. Now listen, did you try your
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on yet? Oh, that's another thing.
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I'll make a speech, but I'm not going to
wear that silly -looking junkie doodle
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down the outfit that you got me.
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You look so wonderful in a Revolutionary
War uniform.
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Oh, sure, yeah. Yeah, those knee
britches will give you a chance to show
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your good -looking leg.
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I am not going to be seen in those silly
early American snickers.
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Snickers? It's knickers.
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That's what I say, it's knickers.
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Now, look, you're making a mistake. I'll
leave it to you, Ethel. Doesn't he have
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good -looking legs?
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Now, come on.
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Yeah, what's he wearing? Oh, he's got a
wonderful one. He's going to be the town
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crier. He's going to go through the town
ringing a bell, announcing all the
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ceremonies.
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This I got to see.
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Well, will you wear it or not?
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All right, all right. I'll go learn my
speech. Okay, he will.
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Oh, honestly, well, we have to go
through to get into a costume for a
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this.
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Get yourself another town crier.
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What are you talking about?
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I refuse to do this fool thing. Why,
Fred?
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Well, first of all, this ding -dang wig
is too hot.
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A lot of people stand it when they have
hair.
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Listen, Fred, maybe you can do it
without the wig, huh?
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That's not all. These things are killing
my feet.
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If their shoes pinched like these, no
wonder the town criers cried.
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We can get you some bigger shoes.
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Oh, sure, Fred. You got to do something
to celebrate Yankee Doodle Day.
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Well, I can always stick a feather in my
hat and call it macaroni. Oh, oh, now,
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Fred.
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Fred, come on now. Say you'll be the
town crier. No, sir. I wouldn't go
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through town in this outfit if the
British were to come back again.
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Oh, Fred, I'll get him to do it. Don't
worry about it. I'll get him to do it.
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Now, listen.
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these things once he's graduated from
obedience school. If you ask me, we
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have sent him to reform school.
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Fellow citizens of Westport, we're
gathered here on Yankee Doodle Day to
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commemorate, to unveil and dedicate a
statue.
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The statue will commemorate the great
bravery and daring courage of
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the patriots of this community.
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in 1777, are hereby dedicated statues to
the ancestor
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of this brave man, many of whom are
still living in this... Hi, dear. Oh,
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Congratulations are in order. Fred
graduated.
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Well, congratulations, old man.
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What's that? That's his diploma.
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Well, we'll frame it up and put it in
his doghouse. Yeah.
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Did he really learn something?
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Well, I told you he graduated.
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Well, good for you, because I'm running
out of slippers.
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Hey, who set the table for my luncheon?
Oh, Ethel did.
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And there's a beautiful plate of cold
cuts back in the kitchen. Oh, good.
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They're delicious.
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What are you doing?
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These cold cuts are for my committee
members.
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Well, what is the principal speaker
supposed to eat for lunch? I'll fix you
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peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Thanks a lot.
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Well, Fred, now let's see if you really
graduated.
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I want you to take this diploma, take it
over to little Ricky upstairs and show
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it to him.
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Then after you do that, I want you to
take the diploma over to the guest house
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and show it to Aunt Ethel and Uncle
Fred.
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Oh, for heaven's sake, Ricky. He can't
do all that.
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Well, you just told me he graduated from
obedience school.
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Well, he learned obedience, but he's not
ready for the Ed Sullivan show.
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What can he do? He can do lots of
things. He can sit up, he can speak, he
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roll over.
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I'll show you later. Well, show me now.
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No, I haven't got time now, honey. I've
got to get this luncheon going. Listen,
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I paid 30 bucks for this character to go
to that school. I want to see what he
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learned.
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I don't want to show you right now. I
will show you later.
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Apparently, the wrong one went to
obedience school.
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Oh, all right. Show what you learned to
Senor.
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He graduated top honors, too, boy.
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All right, now. Sit up, honey.
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Sit up, Fred.
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Fred. Sit up.
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Come on, Fred. Sit up.
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Oh, come on, Fred.
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You know how to sit up. Now, you're not
paying attention.
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Come on, now. Sit up. Here we go.
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Up we go.
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Up, up, up, up, Fred. Up.
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Show Daddy how you can sit up. Come on,
here.
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Never mind the lovemaking. Just come on
now. Sit up. I want you to sit up. Now,
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pay attention.
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Up, boy.
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Up. Oh, come on now. You know how to do
it. Look, like this. See? Like this.
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I guess he just doesn't feel like
sitting up right
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now. No, I guess not, dear.
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Well, actually, sitting up wasn't his
best subject.
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Oh?
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Now, let's try speaking.
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Here we go now.
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All right, Fred. Pay attention now. All
right, speak!
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Speak, boy!
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Speak!
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Fred!
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Speak, speak, speak!
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Come on, say something. Talk like a
storm, boy. Come on.
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Speak, Fred.
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Say something for me. Just a couple of
words, huh?
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Oh, now, Fred, stop. Come on, speak.
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I guess he didn't have his class in
speaking, either.
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unless he wants something, you know,
like his dinner.
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Oh, oh, I see.
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He's a before -dinner speaker.
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Yeah, well, here's something he does
very well. Now, watch.
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Okay, Fred.
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Now, roll over and play dead.
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Now, roll over and play dead.
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Come on, roll over and play dead, boy.
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Come on, down you go. Play dead.
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Fred.
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Roll over and play dead. Hey, dead boy.
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Fred, pay attention to me.
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Go ahead.
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Look, Fred. Go ahead.
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Are
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you
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sure that he didn't get the diploma just
to get rid of him?
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Well, I don't understand that he did
everything beautifully for the
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at school.
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Look, I'm going to give you one more
chance here. Now you stand up there.
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Now, Fred.
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Then he can go out in the doghouse and
then he'll take his vacation.
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He doesn't like it out there.
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Well, it's too bad.
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But if he's not smart enough to learn
how... Don't talk like that in front of
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Fred.
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Learn his feelings. Come on, Fred.
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You're mean.
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Since when is mean for a dog to stay in
his doghouse? When the dog doesn't like
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the doghouse, he's not happy out there.
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Why should he be happy out there? It's a
beautiful doghouse.
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It's very roomy. It's brand new.
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He doesn't have a mortgage.
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He doesn't have a wife to nag him.
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Oh, there's no talking to you. I have
things to do. We'll discuss this later.
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Lester, you did a wonderful job. I can
hardly wait.
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Oh, it's really, it's just beautiful.
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Are you ready?
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Oh,
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it's pretty lifelike, isn't it? Oh, I
should say it is. I thought I saw him
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squeeze the trigger.
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Isn't it great? It is just great.
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When do you have to take it over to
Jessup Green? Well, I'm going to get it
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there just a few minutes before Ricky
does the unveiling. That way nobody will
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be able to peek at it before the
ceremony.
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Where is Ricky?
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He's over at the newspaper office.
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They're taking some pictures for the
Yankee Doodle Day celebration.
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Oh.
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watching. What's up?
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Grace Munson just called and said that
she saw a dog that looked like Fred
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running up the road past her house. Oh,
that's almost a mile away from here.
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No, maybe it wasn't our Fred. Well, we
gotta track down every lead.
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Now listen, I'm gonna drive over to the
Munson's. You go out and get Bruce
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Ramsey, honey. Look all around the
neighborhood, here.
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Okay, Mama. You stay here in case there
are any more calls, will you? Oh, sure.
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Lucy, you call us now if you find him.
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I'll look around here. Maybe he's hiding
inside.
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I'll look in the kitchen.
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once today.
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Maybe it'd make things simpler if you
changed your name.
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To what?
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jumped in the car, forgot all about the
trailer, and backed right into that elm
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tree. Couldn't you know it?
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The poor guy got through the
Revolutionary War without a scratch.
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Five minutes with you and he's finished.
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Oh, quiet, Fred.
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Lucy, maybe we can glue it back
together.
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Glue what back together? This is all
that's left of him.
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Oh, my goodness. Well, you've got to do
something. You've got to fix it. Oh, how
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can I fix it, for heaven's sake?
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over to the Munson's, find little Ricky
and go find the dog, will you? Sure.
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Oh.
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See you later, shorty.
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And so what am I going to do? They'll
throw me out of the historical society.
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Oh, you'll be lucky if they don't throw
you out of town.
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Hey,
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I'll call Mr.
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Silvestri and see if he's got another
one.
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Another one?
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They don't make statues in pairs like
bookends.
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Oh, doesn't hurt to ask.
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Well, could you make another one?
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It may become twin cities like St. Paul
and Minneapolis.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, you know, Mr. Silvestri, Westport
is growing, so it just might become twin
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cities like St. Appalus and Mini -Paul.
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Oh, Mini -Paul and Minneapolis and St.
Paul.
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Oh. Well, you just go ahead, Mr.
Silvestri, and we'll think up a reason
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mean, I'll tell you the reason later.
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Yeah. Oh, uh, Mr.
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Silvestri.
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Incidentally, is the first statue
insured?
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Oh!
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Yeah, well, just start on the other one.
Thanks very much.
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Oh! Thank goodness that's over. Now all
you have to do is postpone the
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ceremonies for two weeks.
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Postpone the... I can't postpone the
ceremonies!
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Everybody in town will be over there in
an hour.
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Well, but what are you going to do? I
don't know. I forgot all about the
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ceremonies. Oh, dear.
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Maybe it's too wild.
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If you've got an idea that you think is
too wild...
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He was sitting on the steps of the
obedience school.
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Now, why do you suppose he went there?
Well, I guess he heard he had a bad
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report and he was trying to sign up for
summer school.
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Your mommy's here, honey, and you'll see
her pretty soon. And your daddy's
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getting ready to make a speech. Did you
know that? Yeah.
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the grave bravery and daring courage of
the patriots of this community during
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the Battle of Campo in 1777.
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So I hereby dedicate this statue to
these brave men and women and to their
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descendants, many of whom are still
living in this community.
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was brought to you by New Lilt, the only
home permanent with squeeze bottle
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magic. The fastest, easiest home
permanent ever.
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I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at this same time.
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