All language subtitles for i_love_lucy_s06e07_deep_sea_fishing

Boy, what lousy luck.

Everybody on the ocean was catching fish
but us. Yeah, well, Fred, it's not

important how many fish you catch. It's
the sport that counts.

You believe that?

Well, no.

It helps to say when you haven't caught
anything in a couple of days. Hey,

there's a note here from Lucy.

Ethel and I have gone shopping for beach
clothes.

What, again? Beach clothes, beach
clothes. That's all they think about.

Hey, you know something? I think I got
an idea how to keep him from going

shopping. How?

Well, the next time we go fishing, we'll
take the girls with us. Are you crazy?

The fish aren't biting as it is. Why
antagonize them further?

Take your choice.

You're either going to take Ethel
fishing with you or you're going to let

run wild in the shops.

She might easily spend over $100.

Welcome aboard, Ethel.

I thought you'd see my way.

I'm going to get out of this clothes,
and I'm going to take a little nap.

Ricky?

Oh, it's all right, Ethel. He's taking a
shower. Come on.

Oh, Lucy, when Fred sees all this stuff
I bought, he'll kill me.

He may faint first, but when he gets up
off of the floor, he'll kill me. Oh,

now, Ethel, pull yourself together. Come
on. Hey, hide your packages in here.

Oh, can I, honey?

Yeah. Oh, thanks.

I don't know what came over me.

I walked in that store and I saw all
those beautiful things and I just got

with power.

I know. I got a little plastered myself.

I spent $68.

Let's see, that's my clothing allowance
for the next eight weeks.

I spent $72.

How many weeks allowance is that for
you? I should live so long.

we gonna tell the fellas we bought all
this stuff?

I don't know, but we're gonna have to
break it to them gently.

Hey, I think I'm getting an idea.

Well, encourage it. I'm desperate.

The next time the boys go fishing, we'll
insist on going along.

Lucy, what are you talking about?
They'll never take us with them.

Exactly. They'll refuse.

So? So, we'll say, well, if we can't go
fishing, we'll go shopping.

And then when they come back, We'll show
them all those packages, and they won't

be able to say a word about it. What do
you think?

In spite of what I think, let's do it.
Okay.

What are we going to tell them? We're
going fishing with them.

I think they're going in the morning.
Let's tell them right now. Go get Fred.

Okay.

Hi, honey. Hi.

How was the fishing? Any luck?

Terrible. Not a bite. Oh.

I think our boat is a yinx.

Oh.

Of course your boat isn't a yinx.

Well, something is wrong someplace.

Come on. A man can't even get a chance
to take a nap. What are you dragging me

over here for?

I told you.

Lucy wants to talk to you. Well, we were
just thinking, you know, Ethel and I

aren't getting the most out of this
trip.

After all, how much of Florida can you
see from the inside of a store?

So we decided that the next time you go
fishing, we'd like to go along.

You want to go fishing with us?

Yeah. Unless, of course, for some reason
or other, you don't want us to go

along. Then I suppose we could spend
some more time in those stale shops.

Oh, no, no, we want you to.

I think it's a wonderful idea.

You do?

Yeah.

You don't think it's a wonderful idea,
do you, Fred?

Honeybunch, I think it's swell.

Fred, you know me.

You know how I get on water. I'll be
hungry and thirsty and cranky.

What's your excuse on dry land?

My husband wants his wife along on a
fishing trip.

We do.

And besides that, it was you who
suggested it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

So I did.

And I think it's a wonderful suggestion.

You might turn out to be great
fishermen.

Yeah, you might even catch something.

Yeah. I'll bet they catch the biggest
fish in the whole trip. Right.

I'll bet we could at that.

I'll bet you could, too, honey.

I mean a real bet. The women against the
men. We'll bet you that we'll catch a

bigger fish than you two.

Oh, you want to make it interesting?
Yeah.

All right. How much do you want to bet?

Uh, 68 and 72, uh, $140 plus tax.

What?

Well, uh, make it 150 even. That'll be,
um, $75 apiece. Lucy.

Oh, where are you going to get the money
to pay if you lose?

Out of our clothing allowance.

Lucy, could I see you in the hall for a
minute? Don't worry, Ethel. Ricky, you

were saying that your boat was a jinx.
Well, now, just so Ethel and I don't get

jinxed, too, let's say we have a boat of
our own.

Okay with you, Fred?

Okay, that's perfect.

I'll see that the hotel gets a different
boat for you two in the morning. Oh,

fine, when it's all settled. Yeah, now
go get dressed. I'll take another crack

at that map.

Yes, sir.

Are you out of your mind? We don't know
a thing about fishing. We won't lose a

thing, Ethel. I have a plan.

I'm still recuperating from your last
plan.

Oh, now, Ethel. Now, here's what we're
going to do. Right after lunch, we're

going out and buy the biggest fish we
can find, and we're going to have it

for insurance in case we don't catch
anything.

Have it here?

Yeah. Where do we keep it?

In the refrigerator here in the hotel
kitchen.

Well, couldn't we get it in the morning?
You know how early they go fishing.

There won't be time. Now listen, I
remember seeing a pier.

Oh,

you and your hot ideas.

Well, is it my fault if the chef didn't
have any more room in the refrigerator?

Close the door. Go ahead, close it.

And was it my fault there's a convention
here and he just made 2 ,000 ice cream

molds in the shape of a Shriner's hat?

Well, let's put it somewhere. Moby Dick
is getting heavy.

We can't put it in any place. We've got
to hide it.

And we've got to hide it before little
Ricky comes home from the playground.

hate to have to explain this to him. Why
would you have to explain it? Isn't he

used to have a tuna around the house
every day?

Hold on a minute now. I'll see if I can
get it in this closet.

All right.

Oh, I can't put it in there with the
clothes.

Oh, Lucy.

Even if you find a place to hide it, you
can't just keep a dead fish in your

room all night and all day tomorrow.

We've got to hide it. We can't let Ricky
and Fred see it now.

Oh, great. We've got a hot tune on our
hands.

Come on.

I know.

We'll put it in the bathtub.

In the bathtub? Yeah.

I've got to get a hold of this thing.
All right.

We'll pack it in ice cubes.

All right.

Hey, won't Ricky find it in there?

Well, I'll draw the shower doors around
the tub.

Okay.

Come on. All right.

Got it?

Oh!

Lucy?

What? What if Ricky wants to take a
shower?

One thing at a time. We'll worry about
that when it happens.

Where are the villains?

They're at the Seaquarium taking
publicity pictures. They'll be gone for

Oh, that's good.

Room service, please.

Room service, this is Mrs. Ricardo in
919.

I'd like some ice cubes, please.

Oh, how many?

About 4 ,000.

No, I don't need any glasses.

Well, you see, they're for the bathtub.

The bathtub.

I think I'd better come down and
explain.

I'll be right down.

Come on, Ethel, this explanation's going
to take two of us. Okay.

You and your great ideas buying a
hundred -pound tool in case we don't

anything. Well, I didn't want to take
any chance on losing that 75 bucks.

And you said the chef was going to keep
it down in the refrigerator.

I still think he was giving us a song
and dance.

Who ever heard of ice cream in the shape
of a Shriner's hat?

You see the wild look he gave us?

Yeah, you'd think somebody came to him
with a hundred pound tuna every five

minutes.

Where are we going to put this beast?

Well, can't we put it in your bathtub?

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Hey,

wait a minute.

What? We can't put it in there.

Lucy brings little Ricky back from the
playground. She gives him a bath. She's

sure to find it in there.

Oh, that's great.

Let's put her in your tub.

No, no, no, no, no. Supposing Ethel
wants to take a bath.

Listen, this was your idea. You think of
something. Let's go.

Now, really.

You'd think the Eden Rock Hotel would
have 4 ,000 ice cubes on hand.

Oh, sure.

All the guests must keep fish in their
bathtubs.

I want to see how our guest is doing.

How is he?

He's resting comfortably.

Never mind.

Never mind.

I'll go take a hot bath.

Oh, hi.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Hi, dear.

Oh, hi, honey. Hi.

How was this aquarium?

Fine. Wonderful. We have to take little
Rick in there sometime.

Oh, yeah. That's a good idea.

How was your day?

Fine. Fine. That's good.

Where are you going?

I want to take a bath, dear. Take a
bath?

In Miami Beach?

With the whole Atlantic Ocean at your
doorstep?

Oh, take a dip. Take a dip, honey. It's
much more refreshing. No, I don't want

to take a dip. I want to take a spot.
Well, look, honey.

Let me draw the water for you. A wife
should do those things for her husband.

Anyway, while I'm drawing the water for
you, why don't you go in there and find

little Ricky's red swimming trunks? I
promise to take them down to him at the

playground. Would you do that for me?

All right.

You got a visitor.

Honey, I can't find the swimming... What
are you doing here? Where's Lucy?

I didn't see her.

Wow, that was a close one.

What are you talking about? The fish.

Ethel had to go to want to take a bath.
When she went in the dressing room, I

sneaked the fish out of our tub and
stuck them over there in your tub.

What's the matter?

Where you going to?

I had to talk to Ethel for a minute.

Oh, I couldn't find the trunks.

Oh, he's wearing them.

Oh.

Ethel, I thought you were going to take
a bath.

Well, I changed my mind.

I thought you were going to take a bath,
honey.

Yeah, well, I changed my mind. Oh, well,
if you're not going to bathe, I

certainly am. All right. Oh, honey.

You don't want to take a bath here in
Miami Beach with the whole Atlantic

at your doorstep.

Take a dip. I don't want to take a dip.
I want to take a bath. You can.

Why not?

The hot water faucet is broken.

So I'll take a cold bath. It will be a
terrible shock.

You can say that again.

The cold water makes you sick. It does
not make me sick. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I got to think of your health
there. If you want to take a bath, I

insist that you take a bath over at the
merchant's. I can't.

Why not?

Yeah, why not?

Okay, Ethel, let's go.

Honey, you can't take a bath in our tub
with Tilly the tuna in there.

I know it, but I gotta have a bath. I
gotta get this fish off me. What are you

gonna do?

I'm gonna take a nice cold shower in our
tub.

Oh, fine.

How are you gonna explain to the fellas
that our tub is occupied?

I'm not going to explain to the fellas.
I'm going to get rid of them. And how

are you going to do that?

I have a plan.

I have.

919. What are you calling your room for?

Now, Ethel, just relax. I know what I'm
doing.

Mr. Ricardo, this is the manager's
office.

The manager would like to have you and
Mr. Mertz come down to the office right

away.

Thank you very much.

What do you suppose the manager wanted
to talk to us about?

Oh, he probably wanted to talk about the
ban or something. Oh, I suppose.

Just a minute. What's the matter with
you? Just a minute. Now, Ethel,

everything's working out very nicely.
Oh, just peachy.

You're going to take an ice -cold
shower, and I've got a hundred -pound

my tub.

Now, get this through your head, Lucy.

I am not going to keep that sea monster
in my bathtub overnight.

All right, all right. We'll worry about
that after I bathe.

Now, you go on back over there and guard
that bathroom.

Fred will be back any minute.

You don't suppose he could have swum
through the pipes from your tub back to

ours, would he?

What are you babbling about?

The fish is in our tub.

Oh, you poor little thing.

I knew if you kept up this mad pace,
sooner or later you'd crack up.

Go see for yourself.

What? Do you suppose we both cracked up?

I don't know yet.

Don't panic.

Don't panic. Don't panic.

Now, we're going to sit down and think
this out calmly and rationally. Now,

look. We brought the fish up here,
didn't we? Yes, that's right. And then

took it over there? You did. I did. I
took it over there.

You sure that was the manager's office
that called?

Sure, I'm sure.

Oh, you must have misunderstood.

Look, Fred.

I may speak with an accent, but I don't
listen with one.

Yeah.

Where are the girls?

Lucy's probably still in the tub.

Honey, I locked myself out of our room.
You got the key?

That's funny.

Lucy in the tub?

No.

But guess who is?

Ethel?

No.

You're getting warmer.

Quit playing games with me. Who's in
there?

Is the tuna by any chance a flying fish?

Oh, no. What are you talking about?

Go in there and look.

Go. Go in there and look.

Well?

Well, what?

If you put that fish in our tub, how did
it get back into your tub? Oh, I

don't... Oh, no, but I'm sick and tired
of playing hide -and -seek with that

fish. Well, that makes two of us.

What do you say we just forget this
whole crazy scheme of yours, huh?

I'm with you.

But how are we going to get rid of our
friend in there?

Well, we'll dump him someplace. There's
a big trash can in that service room.

We'll just pick him up and dump him in
there. That way, our hands will be

Smelly, but clean.

Well, what are we going to do now?

Ethel.

say we get rid of the fish and call the
whole thing off.

Oh, now you're talking sense.

What in the world are we going to do
with it? I don't know. We'll get rid of

and we have to get it a room.

Get it a room?

All right, so we'll dump it down the
elevator shaft.

What are you doing with that fish?

I asked you first.

Yeah,

so you did. Well, I think of an answer.
You tell me what you're doing with

yours.

Well, Fred,

what are we doing with this?

Well, I was... Well, that's not the
point. Where did you get that?

Yeah.

Well... I know what you were going to do
with that fish.

You bought that fish and you were going
to pretend that you caught it.

What a sneaky thing to do.

Well, you were going to do the same
thing, so you're just as sneaky as we

Oh, you started the whole thing. I
didn't start the whole thing. What do

mean I started the whole thing? All
right, all right, all right. All right,

let's admit it. We're all guilty.

But the bet's still on.

Tomorrow morning, we're going fishing.

But we're all going the same boat, so
there'll be no funny business.

Understand?

What do you want me to do with these 4
,000 ice cubes?

Where do you want me to put them?

Four hours and not a fight.

Oh, be patient, Ethel.

Just keep thinking about all those new
clothes we're going to get.

Hey, Rick, I better check my bait.

Daddy, what if I catch the biggest fish?

If you catch the biggest fish, it counts
for our side.

Oh, just a minute now. He's as much my
child as he is yours, you know.

The bet was the man against the women.
We get credit for anything he catches.

That's right.

You couldn't have had a girl child.

You had to go and have a boy.

Hey, I got a fish on mine. Hey, hey,
hey.

Oh,

come on now.

Oh, you call that a fish? Yeah, your
bait was bigger than that.

Well, go ahead and laugh.

Yeah. That's the biggest fish we caught.
That's the biggest thing that's been

caught out here. We're going back in 20
minutes. That's right. So far, that fish

was the best. Yeah.

We've still got 20 minutes. Yeah.

I'm going to use one of those fly
sardines from there. That's a good idea.

This will be better.

Oh, I got a fish. Oh, you got one? I got
a fish. Put on your brake. I got a

fish. What?

Put on your brake.

Yeah, I got it. Oh, it's a big one.

Come on, honey.

Whose side are you on?

Come on, honey. Oh, that's a good one.

Well, baby, just one pop of 75 bucks.

Yeah. Thanks a lot, Lucy.

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