All language subtitles for i_love_lucy_s06e06_off_to_florida

ringing the bell for?

I couldn't find my key.

Don't tell me you lost your key again.

Certainly not. I haven't lost it. I just
couldn't find it.

That's the third key that you've lost in
one month.

Now, honey, let's not fight. You're
leaving tonight. We're going to be

for three whole days.

Let's not spoil our last few hours
together, huh? Hi, Mommy.

Hello, sweetie pie. Well, what have we
here?

I've got a fish. Well, I'll say you did.
You're getting ready for Florida, huh?

Uh -huh.

Mommy. What, darling?

Why aren't you going fishing with us?

Well, just the men in the family are
going fishing, honey. You and Uncle Fred

and Daddy are going.

Mommy and Aunt Ethel are going to meet
you down there in about three days.

Oh, boy.

We're going to have fun. You bet you're
going to have fun. I said you bought a

lot of stuff, didn't you? Well, honey,
you don't want me to look tacky. After

all, you and your band are appearing at
the Eden Rock Hotel.

Well, well.

Honey, I bought you a lot of things for
Florida, too. Look at this.

See, you wear this on the boat.

There you are, Commodore.

Hey, that's cute.

Hey, look, Ricky.

Mommy bought you a bathing suit.

That's mine.

Yours?

Relax, it stretches when it's on.

Say that it does.

Look at this, honey. For a great big boy
who's going on a trip with his daddy,

he has just got to have a wallet.

Oh, boy, thanks.

What's it for?

Oh, well, honey, it's to keep things in.
You know, like money and pictures and

valuable things that you don't want to
lose. See, it's just like daddy.

Just like daddy's. There won't be any
money in it.

Well, let me see now.

You are going on the Sunshine Limited.

You leave Penn Station Thursday at 2 o
'clock.

We'll meet you at the station in North
Miami.

Okay. Now, make sure that you put these
in a place that you don't lose them.

Honey, sometimes you treat me just like
a child. Have I ever lost any train

tickets before?

Yes.

Have I ever lost any train tickets to
Florida before?

We've never been to Florida before.

There you are.

Look, from here on, they're your
responsibility. Well, honey, don't worry

it. I'm going to put them right over
here where I know where they are. Okay.

There they are.

Well, maybe they'd be a lot safer over
there.

Now, if I ever lost them, I'd never hear
the end of it.

Maybe, but you'll not want it, Mommy.

Oh, no, honey. Now, that's just for you.
I'll leave them right here on the desk.

I know they'll be perfectly safe in
there.

Well, maybe there's a better place.

Let's see.

Now, Ethel, don't get panicky.

Now,

Ethel, don't get

panicky. I'll find him.

Lucy, don't tell me you've lost our
train tickets.

Don't get panicky, Ethel.

panicky.

Oh, Lucy, of all the stupid things to
do.

Oh, if Ricky finds out about this, he'll
kill me. Not this time he won't.

I intend to do the job myself. Now,
don't get excited.

Look, all I have to do is call him on
the telephone and tell him to wire me

more money.

Oh, yeah, that'll be great, except for
one thing.

What's that? They're out on a boat where
they can't be reached.

Oh, darn it. Honestly, Lucy.

Well, maybe we have enough to buy two
more train tickets.

How much money did Fred leave you?

$18 and a half a sheet of green stamps.

Let's see now. I have $32 and 24 cents.

That's over $50.

That's not nearly enough for two train
fares to Florida.

Is it enough for one train fare and one
half fare for a very large, blonde,

chubby child?

It is not.

Well, maybe one of us could go.

Which one?

The one of us that has a little child
down there that needs her?

Oh, no, you don't. Either we both go to
Florida or nobody goes.

All right, all right.

Must be some way for both of us to get
down there.

Okay, how?

Well... I know, by sharing a ride.

Sharing a ride?

Sure, in a car. You know, people are
always looking for passengers to share

cost of gas and stuff.

Here they are. Now, let's see.

Here's one.

Mrs. Ricardo, you were right.

You two don't take up any more room than
one.

No, it's really quite roomy, isn't it,
Ethel?

Oh, roomy isn't the word for it.

In fact, the word for it is cramped.

Mrs. Grundy, I'm getting a little
hungry.

So am I.

After all, we have been on the road
since 6 .30 this morning.

Well, we've got to push on if we're
going to get to Florida in two and a

days.

Well, I know, but it's 1 .30 already,
and don't you think we'd better start

looking for a place to eat?

We can't stop and dawdle for things like
lunch.

Aren't you ever going to stop and eat?
Oh, didn't I tell you to pack a lunch?

No, you didn't tell us to pack a lunch.
We thought we'd stop along the road. All

you find on the road are hot dog and
hamburger stands.

Well, what's that you're eating?

It's a watercress sandwich.

Well, I guess you wouldn't find too many
watercress sandwich stands along the

road.

Do you want to try one?

No, I don't... I'd love to.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, boy.

There you are, Lucy.

Not bad at all.

Very tasty.

You like buttered grass.

I love buttered grass.

I tell you to bring a sleeping bag?

No, you didn't tell us to bring a
sleeping bag.

Look, Mrs. Grundy, if there's anything
else you forgot to tell us, please tell

us now.

Listen to me, Missy. If you're going to
get testy, you can just get out and walk

the rest of the way.

You've got our money.

Exactly.

Well,

uh, where are we supposed to sleep?

Well, the car's very comfortable.

Let's see now. It's 12 .30. I'd like to
be on the road at four in the morning.

Yoo -hoo!

You want the upper or the lower?

Hatchet murderess, whose spectacular
escape from the New York State Prison

Women three days ago astounded the
nation, is still at large.

Police are tracking down reports that
have...

Where are we?

South Carolina.

What happened to North Carolina?

Hey, you must have traveled over 200
miles this morning. I sure have.

I owe... Always take the back roads.

You make much better time on them.

Oh. Oh.

What's that? What's that?

Oh.

Oh, boy.

She's flat all right. Oh, she sure is.

Flat as a pancake.

Please, do you have to mention food?

this is a chance for me to catch a
little catnap.

A nap?

Now?

Who's going to change the tire?

Well, after all, I've been doing all the
driving.

I'm sure you two wouldn't mind changing
a tire.

You'll find everything you need in the
trunk.

I hope we find a mechanic back there.

I don't know anything about changing a
tire.

I do. I watched Ricky and Fred on our
trip to California. It's a cinch. It is?

Well, she's got a lot of gadgets in
here. Yep.

There's a hammer.

It's sort of a bent -looking thing.

Here's a hatchet. I wonder what she does
with this.

Oh, didn't I tell you to bring a hatchet
along?

We might have to chop our way through
the Everglades.

Here, I've got to get this tire out of
here. Okay.

There now, let's see.

You better get the jack out of the back.
All right.

Oh, dear.

Lucy? What? What does a jack look like?

Oh, Ethel, you're such a dumb bunny.
Anybody knows what a jack looks like.

It's a... It's a... With a...

Lucy?

Huh? I don't see any... With a...

What do you do now?

Put it under the car and pump it up. Oh.

Where under the car do you put it?

Just anywhere.

Oh, dear.

There.

Now.

Is it moving?

Not a bit.

Come here and help me. Okay.

So I do now.

Just pump steady. Just steady.

Okay. There, now.

And now it's getting harder.

Yeah.

Yeah.

fenders. What do we do now, Lucy?

Let the jack down.

Let it down, huh?

Good heavens.

You must have put the jack in the wrong
place.

No kidding.

Now top the ground. Oh, good.

Hey, look, Lucy.

It's not flat anymore.

He changes a tire.

Maybe it works.

Hey, your letter wouldn't come off. It's
screwed on.

Oh, yeah.

Well, maybe that's what this thing is
for.

You think so?

Yeah, see, it's all groovy. Oh.

about to change a tire all by ourselves,
huh, girl?

Something, huh?

Too bad we can't tell Ricky and Fred
about it, isn't it?

They'd never believe it anyway.

They wouldn't, would they?

Well, there we are. Okay.

I would say that is a good job welder.

We put the same tire back on, we took
off.

Oh, at five minutes to four.

Lucy, did you sleep at all? Who can
sleep with all that noise?

Sounds like feeding time in a pet shop.

Wouldn't you know she'd park us right in
the middle of the Everglades?

Maybe some music will lull us to sleep.
We'll try it.

Okay.

Now here's the latest bulletin on the
Evelyn Holmby case.

Police have definitely... established
that Evelyn Holmby, famous gray -haired

hatchet murderess who escaped from New
York State Prison Thursday, is heading

south in a cream -colored convertible
coupe.

Stand by for further bulletins.

And now back to our recorded music.

What'd you turn it off for?

Did you hear what he said?

Yeah, so what?

Which way are we heading?

South?

Exactly.

gray -haired, cream -colored
convertible.

Oh, Lucy, that's just a coincidence.

But think, it all fits.

Likes to drive in the dark, won't stop
at motels, uses back roads.

Just why do you suppose she uses back
roads?

She told us, to save time.

Oh, sure.

She uses back roads to avoid the police.

Oh, Lucy, I don't believe it. The woman
they're looking for is a hatchet

murderess. She doesn't look like a...
hatchet!

We're just jumping to conclusions.

She brought that hatchet along to, um...
To, uh... To what? Chopped

water, Chris?

That woman definitely has a criminal
faith.

She's really that Evelyn Holmby the
police are looking for.

No. Yes, and we've got to make a break
for it. In the middle of a swamp? What

difference does it make? Come on, let's
get out of here.

Time to hit the road.

What do we do now?

Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.

bulletin on Evelyn Holmby escaped
hatchet murderers. Police have learned

before leaving New York, she dyed her
gray hair red and is heading south with

blonde companion.

We've got to call the police.

How are we going to get her to stop?

What are you two muttering about?

Nothing, nothing.

I just remembered that I left the water
running in my bathtub before I left New

York. I've got to stop someplace and
call my landlady. I thought you said she

was your landlady.

Oh, yeah.

Landlady, my tub's running over.

Just remember that I've got to stop,
too. I've got to make a phone call.

There's a place up there.

Sorry, ladies, that phone's out

of order.

Coffee, ladies?

Yes, let's have some coffee. Let's have
a cup of coffee, huh?

Here,

we won't need these.

Thank you.

coffee? Yes, I'd like a second. Help me.

Help me.

When will your telephone be fixed?

First thing tomorrow morning.

police are looking for. How can we get
in touch with the police? Now calm

yourself, ma 'am. They just caught that
hatchet lady in Kentucky.

I just heard it on the radio before you
all came in.

You and your wild ideas.

Well, I feel terrible.

Just terrible.

Oh, no, thank goodness she threw our
suitcases off before she left. A lot of

good that'll do us. How are we going to
get from here to Miami?

Well, how's your right thumb?

Oh, no, you don't.

I'm not going to hitchhike all the way
to Miami.

It's either that or walking. I think
it's about a hundred miles.

Did you hear that, son?

hiking to Florida.

Well, we got here, didn't we?

Yeah, on a poultry truck with 85 live
chickens.

I have to admit, it beat walking.

A few more feathers and I could have
flown.

Well, remember, now when the boys get
here, tell them we came in on the train

and they'll never know what happened.

I'm not sure I know what happened
myself.

Here they come. Here they come.

Fabulous. Just fabulous, wasn't it,
Ethel? Oh, that's what it was. It's

fabulous.

I don't think this warm weather agrees
with you, honey bunch. You're molting.

Oh, bye. I sure missed you, honey.

Well, thank you, dear. Listen, there's a
couple of things that I'd like you to

explain. What?

Well, first of all, how come you got
here an hour before the train?

Huh?

I just checked. The train is an hour
late.

It is?

Yeah.

And another thing, how come you got here
without any tickets?

I guess I found your tickets in little
Ricky's wallet.

has been presented for your pleasure by
Instant Senka, the hearty coffee you can

drink as strong as you like. It still
can't upset your nerves.

Elsa Lancaster appeared in the role of
Edna Grundy, and the man in the coffee

shop was Brother Markle.

I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.

Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at this same time.