All language subtitles for i_love_lucy_s05e21_lucy_in_the_swiss_alps

And now, I love Lucy.

Hi.

Hi. Oh, Ethel, isn't that the greatest
sight you've ever seen? Imagine having

elf right outside your window.

Oh, Lucy, it's all... so beautiful it
leaves me absolutely speechless.

Yeah, why'd you have to louse it up,
Lucy? That's the first time she's

talking since we've been married.

Fred, you haven't even looked out the
window.

Haven't you any appreciation for beauty?

What are you doing, Ethel? Fishing for
insults?

Oh, Fred, now come on. Isn't Switzerland
the most breathtaking country you've

ever been in? Well, I'll admit the
scenery around Steubenville, Ohio is not

pretty as it is here in Locarno.

Locarno? Yeah.

even know where you are. This is
Lucerne.

Ethel, we're in Locarno. No, Fred, we're
in Lucerne.

Now, don't tell me. After Paris, Ricky
and the band were booked into Locarno.

It's right here on the schedule.

What does that say?

Lucerne.

Now, put your glasses on. You know you
can't read without them.

And you're the one that sat on my
glasses in Paris.

Lucy, does this really say Lucerne?

Yes, Fred.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Well, what's the matter? We're in
Lucerne.

Yeah, we're in Lucerne, but I sent the
whole band to Locarno.

What? Fred, did you read that schedule
without your glasses on? Yes, I read

schedule without my glasses on.

What are you going to do with it? If you
sent the band to Locarno, why did you

buy us tickets for Lucerne?

I didn't. Ricky bought our tickets. I
had a headache, and, oh, I'm getting out

of here. Why?

I'm not going to hang around here and
explain this to Ricky.

Oh, forget it. me right in the nose. Oh,
he will not punch you in the nose. Now,

listen, all the times Ricky's been mad
at me, he never once struck me.

Well, you're bigger than I am. Oh.

Don't let that Latin temperament scare
you. Ricky's bark is worse than his

Don't tell me he bites, too.

Now, Fred, you've got to tell him
sometime.

Well, I'll tell him all right in a year
or two. No, sir, you're going to go

right in there and tell him that. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute, Ethel. We'll

help you, Fred.

We'll... go in there and we'll get ricky
in a gay happy carefree mood and when

he's sort of off his guard we will
laughingly let the bad news sneak in huh

all right but what a way to go come on

Whether gay and carefree.

Yeah, yeah. Lucerne certainly is
everything everybody said it was going

information, please.

Have you got a train from Locarno to
Lucerne?

All right. How long does it take?

Four hours?

I'm going to send a wire right away.

To the Ricky Ricardo band.

Where are they? I told them to meet us
at the American Express office.

That was clever.

Hello. At the American Express office in
Locarno. That's right.

Here's the message.

Mistaken booking.

Take the next train to Lucerne.

Signed, Ricky.

Right. Thank you very much.

Now you see how simple it is?

Everything's going to be all right, huh?

All right, you're not fired.

But that band better get here.

For heaven's sake, Ricky, you can't stay
in this room all day worrying.

I can't help it. I'm nervous. If the
band doesn't get here, I have to cancel

show.

Well, at least stop pacing.

When I'm nervous, I pace.

Well, do your pacing outside. Let's go
climb a mountain or something.

I'm not in a climbing mountain mood.

Come in.

Rick, our troubles are over. What
happened? What do you mean?

In case the band doesn't get here on
time... Yeah? I lined up a local outfit

that'll play with you tonight, and
they're right outside.

A local outfit? Yeah. Are you kidding?
How can a Swiss band play Latin rumbas?

Well, they've been practicing for an
hour. Oh, Chris.

Come on, honey. At least you can listen.
He's right, Rick. They're musicians,

and music is the universal language.

They can play anything.

Well, all right, all right. Oh, goody,
goody.

Come on in, fellas. Come on.

Hello. Couldn't talk.

Couldn't talk.

Couldn't talk.

All right, fellas, let's go to Russia.

Give them the beat, Rick.

One, two.

Try, I'm swine.

I'm swine? Ja.

La cucaracha.

No? No.

That is not la cucaracha.

Is it not a cucaracha?

Nein. That sounds more like the
schnitzelbank. A schnitzelbank, yes.

Here they are. I'm getting out our
hiking outfits.

We are going to climb a mountain.

I am not going to let you sit around
here all day worrying.

Don't on me. I better hang around here.
What for? You can't rehearse without the

band, and they can't possibly get here
till tonight. Now, come on, honey. It'll

do you good.

Well, where's Fred and Apple?

They're out renting some outfits, and
the hotel's packing us a great big fat

lunch. Now, come on. Hurry up and
change.

Didn't you ever see Swiss mountain
climbers before?

Oh, Fred, those are not mountain
climbing outfits. You look like you came

a Swiss...

I'll say that outfit you're wearing is
rented.

Oh, honey, look how thrilling.

Isn't it beautiful, honey?

I'm sure glad you talked me into coming.

I feel better already.

Look down there. Look how high up we
are. Isn't it wonderful?

Hey, is anybody hungry?

Oh, I am. I'm starved. Me too. Listen,
it looks like it might snow. You think

it'll be better if we go to that shelter
that we pass on the way over here?

Wasn't that a lunch?

Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an
appetite.

What's your excuse at sea level?

Boy, they certainly make man -sized
sandwiches at that hotel, don't they?

Rick.

That lunch you packed away, I doubt if
there's enough rope left to go around

you.

What's the matter with you?

Well, I thought one of those St.
Bernards might be going by.

I could use a shot of brandy.

Will you stop that? Come in here and
close the door.

All right.

For heaven's sake.

Now, don't make a sound.

What's the matter, honey?

All that snow hanging over our heads. A
loud noise would cause an avalanche.

It's true. I read it in a book. And you
remember that picture, Seven Brides for

Seven Brothers?

Yeah, that's right.

Somebody shot a pistol and it caused a
great...

Big avalanche. Yeah.

Now, don't anybody move.

You don't have to stand around looking
like statues.

Just act natural, you know.

Well, okay, but don't make any sharp
noise. Not even a sneeze. Whatever you

don't sneeze.

Oh, Lucy, why did you have to say that?
You know the power of suggestion. Now

we'll all have to sneeze. Oh, Ethel,
just because I said don't sneeze, the

people suddenly go...

Be the dust.

We couldn't get out of there. There's no
snow in front of it, too. No snow in

front of the window, too.

Well, how'd they get out in seven brides
for seven brothers?

They waited for the spring thaw.

Oh, great.

Well, I wouldn't mind that if we had
five more brides.

show to put on tonight.

How can you think about a stale show
when we're all about to be turned into

human popsicles?

Well, don't pick on me. You were the one
who slammed the door.

Yes, and you were also the one who
sneezed. Yeah, and you were also the one

had the hot idea about going mountain
climbing.

I'm sorry I blamed you.

Well, I'm sorry. I said your show was
stale. I'm sorry.

Britt, I'm sorry I called you a dumb
bunny.

I'm sorry you're so fat you broke my
glasses.

I'm sorry.

Just a minute, everybody. Please, now.

We have to concentrate.

We have to use our brains.

Well, now, let me see.

You stay out of this.

See what we do. Just take that.

How long is it going to be?

I don't know, but there's nothing we can
do about it.

You think anybody knows where we are?

Well, it must be the people at the inn
when we come up here.

Well, they'll probably find us. How can
they under all this snow?

Well, it may take days or even weeks.

Weeks? Yeah.

Oh, I can't go that long without food.
I'm hungry already.

Me too.

Well, we haven't got any food.

Not even one little crumb?

No. You want it to be on top of the
mountain? They said, we want to eat at

top of the world. So you ate at the top
of the world. Now we got no food, so

forget about the food. Just forget it.
We haven't got it.

It's kind of a tough thing to do, to
forget about food.

Well, what are you going to do?

What was that?

What was what?

I didn't hear anything.

I didn't either.

Oh, fine.

Now I'm beginning to hear things.

Maybe it's the ice breaking, yeah.

No, that sounded more like paper
rustling. Well, it's probably a mouse.

Yeah, a mouse.

The rescuers get here, they can tell how
brave we were until the end.

Well, it is mine.

Of course it's you, honey. You have
every right in the world to go ahead and

your sandwich. Even though we're
standing here in front of your eyes,

to death.

I wouldn't believe the end would be like
this. I'm too young to go.

So am I.

Oh, get a hold of yourself. Get a hold
of yourselves.

Yep.

If this is it, and I've got to go, I
want to go with a clear conscience.

Fred, I've got a confession to make to
you.

Well, what is it, honeybunch?

You were 24.

While we're on the subject, I got a
confession to make to you.

What's that, Frank? Well, Rick, I've
been charging you $10 a month more rent

than anybody else in the building.

I got another confession to make.

that, honey?

I got another old sandwich in my
knapsack.

Well, you know, now that I think about
it, I do have a confession to make.

While you were taking a nap, we ate your
sandwich.

Oh, what a dirty trick. We saved you a
quarter, though. Oh, well, what's three

quarters of a sandwich between us and
eternity?

That's true.

Shh.

I hear something.

What kind of something?

I hear music.

Some strange, far -off music.

Uh -oh.

Maybe we're closer to eternity than we
think.

I hear it, too.

So do I.

Good. At least we're all going to the
same place.

we have another chance.

We have been practicing all afternoon
the Kakarusha.

and Desi Arnaz will be back next week.