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And now, I Love Lucy.
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Come
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in.
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Van manager Merch reporting, sir.
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Hi, Brad. Hi.
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And here's your mail.
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Oh, thank you very much. You're welcome.
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Hey, this will make Lucy happy. What is
it?
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An invitation to the most famous spring
fashion show in Paris, Jacques Marcel.
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Jacques Marcel, the big dress designer?
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Yeah, oh, this was hard to get. I had to
pull a few strings.
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I'd like to pull a string around your
neck.
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Why, what's the matter? What are you
letting me in for?
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Do you know what that guy charges for
his clothes?
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Oh, Fred, they just want to go there so
they can say that they've been there.
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They don't want to buy anything. They
just want to look.
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Look.
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Turning our wives loose in that place is
like taking two mice on a tour through
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a cheese factory.
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No, Fred, I don't think... Oh, now,
listen.
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I met a guy yesterday from St.
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Petersburg, Florida, down at the
American Express office. Yeah?
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His wife went to one of those showings.
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He ended up shelling out 500 clams for
one dress.
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500?
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That's just the start. Where they
finish, nobody knows.
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Well, gee, Fred, I don't want to break
my promise. Well, if you don't, the
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promise will break you.
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Well, well.
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I do want to make Lucy happy.
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And if she goes to this place and she's
not able to buy a dress, she will
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feel miserable.
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So if I don't show her this invitation,
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I will actually be sparing her all of
that misery.
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I'll be doing her a favor.
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You know what's wonderful? The way
you're always thinking of Lucy.
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Thank you.
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Welcome back to the husband's union.
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Thank you very much.
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I lost my head there for a minute, old
man. Yes, you did.
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She's at the mice.
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Well,
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where you been all day?
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Shopping on the Champs -Élysées.
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What a night.
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Look at the bag I bought. It only cost a
thousand francs. A thousand francs?
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Relax. That's two dollars and eighty
-five cents.
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I keep forgetting.
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Honey, what did you buy?
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Oh, a toy for little Ricky and some
perfume for Mrs. Trumbull.
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Well, that bottle must be leaking. I
smell perfume.
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Oh, no, dear. That's on me.
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The sales lady said that after one good
whiff of this perfume, you'd burst into
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flame. Take a whiff.
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wearing some of that potent perfume,
too, Freddy.
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Well? Nice try.
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Oh, I could have done better with a book
of wet matches. Oh, darn it, it isn't
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here. It should have been here by now.
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What's that? Our invitation to Jacques
Marcel's fashion show.
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Oh, oh, the invitation. Yeah, well, you
know, I forgot to tell you. I tried to
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get one, but very hard to get. Only the,
um...
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You know, the fashion designers and the
buyers, that's all they get them. Oh,
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darn it. I really wanted to go to that.
It's probably our last chance to see a
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big show, too. Maybe some other time.
Hello?
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Yes, this is Mrs. Ricardo.
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Oh?
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Jacques, Marcel's secretary?
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Yes?
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Oh.
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No, we didn't.
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Well, of course we'll be there.
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Tomorrow at two.
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Thank you. Goodbye.
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invited to the fashion show.
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Gee, I wonder why we didn't get our
invitation.
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I have a feeling we did.
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Ricky, where is the invitation?
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The invitation?
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The invitation to the fashion show.
Where is it?
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Honey, I don't... Bye, George. It did
come in the mail.
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How do you like that? You lied to me.
You said this didn't come.
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No, I did not.
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I said they were hard to get.
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It's my own fault. He's beginning to
think like me.
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Promise me you're only going there to
look. I'm disappointed in you. You don't
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trust me. I told you I was only going to
go there to look.
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Bethel, need I say that the same goes
for you?
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You need not, Diamond Jim Mertz.
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What are you going to wear, honey? My
brown hat. I think I'll wear my gray,
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one with the...
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Oh, you've never seen such clothes in
your life? Oh, Lucy, weren't they
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That blue satin sheets was the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen. How
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that wedding dress? Oh, bonjour, madame.
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Entrez, s 'il vous plaît.
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Merci.
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That's all hand embroidery on that
wedding dress. Oh, wasn't that
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There'll be four of us.
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Oh, my.
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See,
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I can hardly wait for the fellas to get
here.
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What are you going to have? A Jacques
Marcel dress.
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I've just got to have one. I'm going to
get one if it's the last thing I do.
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Well, it will be.
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Oh,
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here comes Alice.
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Hi. Hi there.
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Oh, it was... You having a good time?
Yeah, wonderful. Ricky was the most
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beautiful... Just magnificent clothes.
Most gorgeous clothes I've ever seen in
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my whole life. Well, I'm glad you went
and got a good look and got it out of
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your system.
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Ricky. No.
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No what?
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I'm not going to buy you a Jack Marcel
dress.
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That is not what I was going to ask.
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Honey, I know you pretty well.
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Do you know me well enough to know that
I'm going to pester you for that dress
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till the end of my days?
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And do you know me well enough to know
that if you do, the end might come
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than you expected?
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You never buy me anything.
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What do you mean I never buy you
anything?
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How about a Don Lopper original I bought
you in Hollywood?
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A Don Lopper original.
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That old thing.
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When I... bought you that dress, you
promised me that you will never ask me
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another expensive dress as long as you
live. Oh, I couldn't have said a thing
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like that. You must be thinking about
one of your other wives.
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And I'll leave it up to you. Does that
sound like something I'd say? I pass.
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see... What do you mean, you pass?
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I'd like to read something to you.
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February 28, 1955.
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If Ricky buys me a Don Lopper original,
I will never ask him for another
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expensive dress as long as I live.
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Signed, Lucy Ricardo. Let me see that.
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Obviously a forgery.
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It won't help you. I had a photo
started.
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Now, honey, why don't you be a good
girl? You don't hear Ethel asking Fred
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buy her a new dress.
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I'll be lucky if he buys me my lunch.
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Look, Lucy, there's one of the models
from the show.
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Oh, yeah.
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she wore on the show?
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She's too late for Halloween.
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Yeah, and she's too early for April
Fool.
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Now, that was really a beautiful outfit.
Here comes another one.
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That explains it. They're from Mars.
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You just don't appreciate high fashion.
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High fashion? That looks like it was
made out of a potato sack.
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Just ignore them. Just ignore them.
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This is the one I love.
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I love to see it. I really love it.
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Ethel, did you leave our hotel room
unlocked?
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No, why?
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She'll get on my old flannel bathrobe.
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Mr. Shaw, let's have some lunch.
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Yeah. What do you want?
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Nothing.
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What do you mean, nothing? I am going on
a hunger strike.
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Oh, no. Until you buy me a Jacques
Marcel dress, no food will pass my lip.
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Lucy, don't you think that's carrying?
Leave her alone. If that's what she
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to do, it's all right with me. Yeah,
that hunger strike's a good idea.
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Ethel, why don't you... Oh, shut up.
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He won't last very long anyway. Well,
you just wait and see. Until you put a
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Jacques Marcel dress on my back... I
will put not a bite in my stomach.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Here we are, Rick. What do you want? Oh,
listen.
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I got a plan. I think I know how to
break Lucy's hunger strike.
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Oh, good. What are you going to do?
Well, I'm going to order some lunch sent
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here, see? And we're all going to eat it
right in front of her.
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Oh, that's a wonderful idea. What'd you
order?
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Ethel, we just ate. How can you eat
again?
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There is no sacrifice I wouldn't make
for my friend Lucy.
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What'd you order?
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Well, all kinds of tasty -looking stuff,
you know. I'll bet you that this will
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weaken her.
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You know, she's been on this drive for
three whole days.
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I don't know how she can stand it. Maybe
she's sneaking food in on you. No, no,
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no. The clerk told me that she hasn't
left the room or had anything sent up.
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Holy cats.
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If this doesn't work, I don't know what
else I can do.
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I do.
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No.
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I'm not going to buy her a Jack Marcel
dress.
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No. By now, it's the principle of the
thing.
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And $500 is a lot of principles.
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Now, will you help me? Sure. Okay.
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Lucy!
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Come out here, honey. The nurses are
here.
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Come on, sweetheart.
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For me, I'm staying on my hunger strike.
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Oh.
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Now, honey, you've got to eat something.
You can't go on like this.
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No, no, I'm fine.
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Oh, Lucy, no dress is worth all of this.
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Don't worry about me. Somehow food
doesn't mean a thing to me anymore.
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Oh, food.
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Oh, honey.
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Here's the lunch.
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Come on, everybody, let's eat. Sit down,
Ethel. Okay.
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I had a beautiful... for lunch, Sandra.
Oh, fine. Come right in. Look at that.
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Oh, Ricky.
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Isn't that gorgeous? Isn't that
wonderful?
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Gorgeous, hmm?
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Look at this, honey.
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Bread. And look at that butter. Lots of
butter with the bread. Isn't that nice?
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Look, baby.
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Look at this wonderful shrimp salad. You
ever seen anything so beautiful in your
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life?
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Hmm?
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Huh? Look, look, honey, look.
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Look at that French pastry.
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Hmm?
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Isn't that...
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and smell good? Come on, Lucy. Sit down
and dig into this. Come on, baby.
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Here, look. Look, nice piece of meat.
Look at that.
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No! No.
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Now, honey, you got to eat something.
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No. If you don't, I'll force it. You
can't force me.
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We'll wait and see.
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Here, like a nice salad she works at.
Look at this beautiful salad. Here.
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No.
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Lucy? Lucy?
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Open your mouth Open your mouth I'll
make you open your mouth
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Okay.
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You better put down your shopping list.
Okay.
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Let's see now.
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Mustard. Mustard?
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Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.
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Mustard on the award performance you
gave in front of Ricky and Fred. You
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had me believing you were starving.
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Thank you.
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Now then, what do you want me to bring
you for dinner tonight?
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Oh, I don't know. I'm kind of sick of
sandwiches.
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I'll bet.
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How about a nice roast chicken?
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Hey, that sounds good.
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All righty. I'll see you later.
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Okay. Anything else?
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No, I've got to cut down.
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If I stay on this hunger strike much
longer, I'll be as fat as a pig.
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Oh, wonderful.
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I would have gotten you a great big one,
but it wouldn't fit in my camera bag.
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Oh, this is a beauty.
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I don't know what's going to happen to
you if you don't eat.
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Honey.
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Honey?
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You win.
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I couldn't stand to see you suffer
anymore.
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So I bought you a Jack Marcel dress.
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I think it's a great tribute to your
willpower.
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Oh, thank you.
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Here, you're too weak. I'll help you
open it. Oh, no, that's all right. I'll
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open it. I feel my strength coming back
already.
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I can hardly wait to try it on. Well,
listen, let's go and eat something, and
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then you can try it on. Oh, no, I want
to try it on first, and then we'll eat.
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You do? You want to try it on first?
Yeah.
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camera is this?
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It's a, it's a, well... It looks like a
roast
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chicken. It's a 3D picture of a roast
chicken. See the depth? It looks almost
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real, doesn't it?
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Lucy, you've been sneaking food in here
all this time.
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Yeah, and I know who was mother's little
big fat helper.
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I really have to give him my money back.
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Well, listen, at those prices, I can
afford to be a good egg, too.
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Yeah, but usually you buy something, you
know, and you're stuck. Yes.
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Bonjour, monsieur.
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Bonjour.
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Hi.
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Two coffees, please. Two coffees.
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Well, I can't get over that, Lucy.
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I'd sure like to get even with her.
Well, you just did.
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That's not enough.
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Oh, come, come, come. Come, don't be
bitter.
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Yeah,
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and some of the potatoes are still in
it.
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Hey, you know, Fred, that gives me an
idea.
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Oh, what is it? What do you mean?
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I think I know a way how to get even
with Lucy and at the same time show her
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silly this high -fashion stuff is.
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Well, let's hear it.
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You know that little tailor across the
hotel?
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You mean where we had the band uniforms
cleaned?
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Right. Now, suppose I make a deal with
this guy to make me a...
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A completely crazy dress out of a real
potato sack.
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And then I get a Jack Marcel label and
put it on it. You think that Lucy would
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do it? Of course she would.
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Only make a two percent effect.
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For a couple of extra bucks, I'd like to
have Ethelwell dressed, too.
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Oh, wait a minute. We need hats.
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Hats? Yeah, what about hats?
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What can we do with that?
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Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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How do I look?
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Simply stunning.
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Thank you.
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There's another one down there right
like it.
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Fred, please.
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Lucy wouldn't be caught dead wearing the
same bucket.
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Hey, look.
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What? That would make a wonderful hut.
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Right across the street. All I see over
there is a horse.
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That's right.
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If he doesn't mind giving up his
feedback...
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Oh,
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honey, so you have to go home without a
Jacques Marcel dress. You've been moping
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about it for two days. I haven't even
started to mope. I intend to mope all
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way across Europe.
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I will be the mopiest mopier... What's
that?
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Well, honey, the other day, when you
called me an Indian giver, it got me.
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Right here.
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So, I bought you a whole new outfit.
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Oh, hi. Come here, Ethel. I'm no packer.
Here's an outfit for you, too.
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For me?
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on the show. These are next year's
fashions. Well, you're the only two
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the world who have these. Oh, boy.
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Gee, that's unusual fabric.
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Well, leave it to Jacques. What an
inspired use of burlap.
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Ethel, you never look better in your
life.
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I was certainly attracting attention.
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You think maybe these outfits are a
little too extreme?
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No, honey, on you it looks great.
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I never wore burlap before.
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Honey, but you were made for it.
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Oh, Ethel, look, there's Jacques Marcel.
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He's staring at us? Yes.
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That's why he's laughing.
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I hope he thinks we're doing the clothes
justice.
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Oh, that hat on you.
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You like it? Yeah.
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I'm so thrilled.
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They really look lovely, don't they?
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You know, I think I'll go after him and
thank him for letting us scoop the
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fashion world. I think we should.
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Why not? I think it's a very nice
gesture.
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Thank you for letting us be a few months
ahead. I love you.
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I wouldn't do it if I were you.
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What do you like?
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for this just like I fell for that
hunger strike.
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What? What? I had a little tailor make
those dresses out of real potato sacks.
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All right, thank you very much.
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They're having a private showing.
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Nobody can get in there till after two o
'clock. Well, don't you think you're
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getting away with a thing? We're going
to the restaurant next door, and on the
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stroke of two, you are going up to
Jacques Marcel's and buy me the dress I
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no matter what it costs.
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All right, all right. All right, and
don't try to get out of your bargain.
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I won't.
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And, Ricky, you've got to pay for half
of Ethel's dress for getting me into
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this. I told you we shouldn't have taken
these girls over there. All right, all
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right. I said I'd do it. Come on. I wish
I never heard of Jacques Marcel.
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I'm sorry for humiliating us that way in
a public place. I never heard of
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anybody doing anything quite like that.
Come on, let's go.
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Sometimes I wish I never left Cuba.
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Thank you.
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Oh, that was good coffee, wasn't it?
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Yeah. Lucy, look.
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What? There's Jacques Marcel.
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Luthi is a Desilu production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at the same time.
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