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And now, I Love Lucy!

This is ours, right? Oh, honey!

Look at the beautiful stateroom. Hey, how about this, Ann? Look at the things

everybody sends us. Yeah. Look at this extravaganza. Bon voyage from Billy,

Danny, and Little Jerry Asher. That's so nice.

Oh, my gosh.

What a boat this is. It has a ballroom, a theater, some shops, and even

elevators. I know. Isn't it great?

It's just like a big hotel floating along on the waves.

Oh, and everybody's music.

I bought the bottle of seasick film you wanted. Oh.

Thank you, Mother.

Oh.

You won't need those.

Well, I know, but my stomach will rest easier if my mind knows they're here.

Miss Ricardo.

Yes, dear? I wonder if you'd do me a little favor while you're in Paris.

Well, of course I will, Mrs. Trumbull. What is it? Will you buy me a bottle of

French perfume?

You know I will, but it'll be a present from us. Oh, no. Now, I insist. What

kind of perfume do you want?

And don't worry about a thing.

Oh, I can see Lucy not worrying about the baby.

Well, I'll relax if you promise to cable me if he even sneezes. What are you

going to do, cable back Gesundheit? Well, I just want to know, that's all.

we have a phone. You can call me every day. Oh, I can't call you when you're at

sea. Oh, yes, you can, but it's pretty expensive.

Well, make it station to station. That way it'll be cheaper. And I know I'm

always going to be home.

What's the number?

There's no number, Mother.

You call the marine operator and ask for the Constitution.

But let me put it this way. Don't call us. We'll call you.

Well, maybe not for just the sneeze, but anything important, huh, Mom? Okay,

okay. Well,

the man says all I show is going ashore. Oh, they start that long before you

have to get off. Oh.

Honey, he said they start that long before they have to get off. Oh, good.

They'll give me a few more minutes with the baby then.

Say, how do you like your stateroom? Oh, it's just gorgeous. It's right down the

hall. Band manager reporting, sir.

All members present and accounted for.

At ease, Mr. Manager.

Ah, did you hear that, honey? Your papa has a band manager.

Oh.

For heaven's sake, Ethel, can't you wait?

You're even smiling the looks of the best. Ah, I can't help it. This sea air

makes me hungry.

You haven't even left the dock. Well, we haven't left the dock.

until she finds out the food's free.

It'll be the biggest bundle Britain's ever seen.

That's wonderful.

Oh, Mr. Riccardo. Yes. Of course, I would like to check your schedule. It'll

only take just a moment. All right. Craig, will you come with me? I'll see

in a minute.

Oh, Lucy, isn't this great?

What's the matter, honey?

I miss the baby.

Now it's not going to be for very long.

Doc agent speaking.

Say, Doc, will you... Would you

please page Mrs. Ricky Ricardo, please? Yes, sir. One moment, please.

Mrs. Ricky Ricardo, please report to the doc agent's desk.

Mrs.

Ricky Ricardo, please report to the doc agent's desk.

Hi, Mrs. Ricky Ricardo.

It's for you. Oh, thank you.

You get down to the end of the pier, turn right, and then after about 30

down, you'll see a ramp that leads down to a lower level. On the lower level,

you'll see a little pier that has two boats tied to it. Those are the paddle

boats. Oh.

Pardon me, mister.

Mrs. Ricardo, what happened?

Have you got a pilot boat that goes to the pilot boat?

I didn't miss it.

Oh, didn't I?

Well, what happened?

Well, I'll tell you. You may not believe it, but I'll tell you.

I went down to the end of the pier. I ran 30 yards to the right. I ran down

ramp to the lower level. I saw the little pier with the two little boats

it, and one of them was on its way.

So I raced to the end of the pier, and I made a flying...

on the deck.

Well, then, what are you doing here?

That boat was on the way in.

No. What about the other boat?

By the time I noticed my mistake, it was gone. What do I do now?

The Independence is leaving in a couple of days. Maybe you could... I want to go

on the Constitution so I can be with my husband, so I can be with my friends, so

I can eat my bon voyage fruit before it all gets spoiled.

I'm sorry, lady, but... Wait a minute.

There might be a way. How? How?

Just a month ago, we had a passenger miss that same boat. He hired a

and flew out to it. Oh, that's wonderful. All right. Where do I get

Idlewild Airport.

Oh, boy.

Does that answer your question?

Well, there's one other chance, Mr. Ricardo.

What's that?

About a month ago, one of our passengers missed the boat, and he hired a

helicopter and flew out.

A helicopter?

I don't know. I don't like the idea of Lucy taking a helicopter.

That's too risky.

Yeah, for the helicopter.

Oh, no, no. Maybe it's the only way.

Well, where can we get one?

Well, we'll have to call Idlewild Airport.

Why don't you come with me?

she'll grease her body and swim after it.

Yes, madam?

I want to rent a helicopter.

Oh, I'm sorry. Our helicopter's being used right now.

Oh, darn it. I should have called. Isn't it a shame? It was sitting here all

morning. And now it's just taking off in an emergency call.

an emergency, too? When will it be back? Oh, I don't know, ma 'am. It's leaving

right now to pick up some crazy dame who missed the S .S. Constitution.

Well, get it back! Get it back!

But, madam...

You jumped right out of your skirt?

No, I had to take it off. I got it caught in a bicycle.

Oh, I see.

Would you allow me to get some coveralls?

Oh, would you? I'd appreciate it so much. Thank you. Would you make that a

12, please? Yes.

And maybe a charcoal gray so it would match what I'm wearing.

Well, this is my first time on a luxury liner, and I don't want to look tacky.

Going aboard.

Have we left yet?

Left? We're a thousand feet in the air.

Oh. Oh.

Relax, Mrs. Ricardo. Relax.

Well, I'll try, but I've never been up in a helicopter before.

I guess it is a little different from those big airliners.

I got news for you. I've never been up in one of those either.

Now, there's no reason to be frightened.

Please, Mrs. Ricardo, try to relax and enjoy it. Well, I'll...

I'll try to relax, but I don't think I'm going to enjoy it.

Ah, where's the door?

Well,

we took it off so it would be easier for you to get out.

Right now, I'm just concerned with staying in.

Now, Mrs. Ricardo, just settle back and take a look at the view.

Gee, all you can see is water.

That's right.

Except for that cigar someone threw away.

Mrs. Ricardo, that cigar is your ship.

That dinky little thing?

That's the S .S. Constitution.

Gee, the water must have shrunk it.

Well, it'll get a little bigger as we get down closer to it.

Pretty good -sized cigar, isn't it? Yeah, now it's beginning to look like a

with little ants running all over it.

You better start getting ready.

Oh, okay.

How do I look?

No, no, no. I mean your harness. Is it on tight?

You mean my safety belt?

Oh, that isn't a safety belt. That's a harness.

A harness? What do I need a harness for?

When we land, I just step out, don't I?

We're not allowed to land.

Not allowed to land?

No.

You mean we can't land on that deck?

No, it's against the rules.

I hover over the boat and lower you down on a cable.

You hover over where and lower who?

Now, Mrs. Ricardo, it's done all the time. Not to me it isn't. You turn this

feeder around and go back to the airport.

Well, I can assure you it's perfectly safe.

If you want to get down to that boat, this is the only way to do it.

You hover over the ship and lower me on something and then... Either that or

back to the airport.

Well... Now fasten that hook to

your belt.

What hook?

That hook right out there.

That one?

Yeah.

Wait a minute. I'll release it for you.

There.

and put your feet over and jump out.

Yes of course.

Well, Mrs. Anderson, please come to the person's office.

Hi. Oh, hi.

Did you see the ship's newspaper?

No. They just rave about your new MGM record of Forever Darling. No kidding.

Yeah, they say it's going to be one of the top records of the year.

Did you bring any records with you? Yeah. Well, let's get them to play it on

public address system. Oh, no. Oh, why not?

Well, that wouldn't be right. Oh, now, I know how modest you are, but think what

a treat it would be for the passengers.

All right.

Well, I... While other hearts go wandering You'll find

mine as faithful as can be Forever, forever,

my darling

Those seen in tonight's cast were Jack Albertson, Catherine Card, Ken Christie,

Frank Gerstle, Pat Golden, Tyler McVeigh, Ben Neams, and Elizabeth

I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.

Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back next week at the same time.