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And now, I Love Lucy!
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This is ours, right? Oh, honey!
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Look at the beautiful stateroom. Hey,
how about this, Ann? Look at the things
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everybody sends us. Yeah. Look at this
extravaganza. Bon voyage from Billy,
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Danny, and Little Jerry Asher. That's so
nice.
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Oh, my gosh.
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What a boat this is. It has a ballroom,
a theater, some shops, and even
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elevators. I know. Isn't it great?
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It's just like a big hotel floating
along on the waves.
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Oh, and everybody's music.
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I bought the bottle of seasick film you
wanted. Oh.
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Thank you, Mother.
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Oh.
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You won't need those.
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Well, I know, but my stomach will rest
easier if my mind knows they're here.
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Miss Ricardo.
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Yes, dear? I wonder if you'd do me a
little favor while you're in Paris.
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Well, of course I will, Mrs. Trumbull.
What is it? Will you buy me a bottle of
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French perfume?
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You know I will, but it'll be a present
from us. Oh, no. Now, I insist. What
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kind of perfume do you want?
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And don't worry about a thing.
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Oh, I can see Lucy not worrying about
the baby.
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Well, I'll relax if you promise to cable
me if he even sneezes. What are you
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going to do, cable back Gesundheit?
Well, I just want to know, that's all.
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we have a phone. You can call me every
day. Oh, I can't call you when you're at
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sea. Oh, yes, you can, but it's pretty
expensive.
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Well, make it station to station. That
way it'll be cheaper. And I know I'm
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always going to be home.
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What's the number?
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There's no number, Mother.
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You call the marine operator and ask for
the Constitution.
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But let me put it this way. Don't call
us. We'll call you.
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Well, maybe not for just the sneeze, but
anything important, huh, Mom? Okay,
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okay. Well,
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the man says all I show is going ashore.
Oh, they start that long before you
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have to get off. Oh.
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Honey, he said they start that long
before they have to get off. Oh, good.
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They'll give me a few more minutes with
the baby then.
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Say, how do you like your stateroom? Oh,
it's just gorgeous. It's right down the
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hall. Band manager reporting, sir.
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All members present and accounted for.
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At ease, Mr. Manager.
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Ah, did you hear that, honey? Your papa
has a band manager.
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Oh.
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For heaven's sake, Ethel, can't you
wait?
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You're even smiling the looks of the
best. Ah, I can't help it. This sea air
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makes me hungry.
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You haven't even left the dock. Well, we
haven't left the dock.
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until she finds out the food's free.
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It'll be the biggest bundle Britain's
ever seen.
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That's wonderful.
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Oh, Mr. Riccardo. Yes. Of course, I
would like to check your schedule. It'll
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only take just a moment. All right.
Craig, will you come with me? I'll see
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in a minute.
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Oh, Lucy, isn't this great?
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What's the matter, honey?
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I miss the baby.
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Now it's not going to be for very long.
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Doc agent speaking.
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Say, Doc, will you... Would you
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please page Mrs. Ricky Ricardo, please?
Yes, sir. One moment, please.
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Mrs. Ricky Ricardo, please report to the
doc agent's desk.
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Mrs.
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Ricky Ricardo, please report to the doc
agent's desk.
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Hi, Mrs. Ricky Ricardo.
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It's for you. Oh, thank you.
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You get down to the end of the pier,
turn right, and then after about 30
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down, you'll see a ramp that leads down
to a lower level. On the lower level,
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you'll see a little pier that has two
boats tied to it. Those are the paddle
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boats. Oh.
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Pardon me, mister.
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Mrs. Ricardo, what happened?
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Have you got a pilot boat that goes to
the pilot boat?
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I didn't miss it.
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Oh, didn't I?
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Well, what happened?
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Well, I'll tell you. You may not believe
it, but I'll tell you.
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I went down to the end of the pier. I
ran 30 yards to the right. I ran down
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ramp to the lower level. I saw the
little pier with the two little boats
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it, and one of them was on its way.
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So I raced to the end of the pier, and I
made a flying...
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on the deck.
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Well, then, what are you doing here?
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That boat was on the way in.
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No. What about the other boat?
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By the time I noticed my mistake, it was
gone. What do I do now?
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The Independence is leaving in a couple
of days. Maybe you could... I want to go
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on the Constitution so I can be with my
husband, so I can be with my friends, so
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I can eat my bon voyage fruit before it
all gets spoiled.
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I'm sorry, lady, but... Wait a minute.
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There might be a way. How? How?
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Just a month ago, we had a passenger
miss that same boat. He hired a
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and flew out to it. Oh, that's
wonderful. All right. Where do I get
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Idlewild Airport.
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Oh, boy.
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Does that answer your question?
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Well, there's one other chance, Mr.
Ricardo.
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What's that?
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About a month ago, one of our passengers
missed the boat, and he hired a
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helicopter and flew out.
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A helicopter?
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I don't know. I don't like the idea of
Lucy taking a helicopter.
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That's too risky.
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Yeah, for the helicopter.
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Oh, no, no. Maybe it's the only way.
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Well, where can we get one?
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Well, we'll have to call Idlewild
Airport.
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Why don't you come with me?
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she'll grease her body and swim after
it.
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Yes, madam?
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I want to rent a helicopter.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Our helicopter's being
used right now.
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Oh, darn it. I should have called. Isn't
it a shame? It was sitting here all
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morning. And now it's just taking off in
an emergency call.
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an emergency, too? When will it be back?
Oh, I don't know, ma 'am. It's leaving
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right now to pick up some crazy dame who
missed the S .S. Constitution.
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Well, get it back! Get it back!
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But, madam...
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You jumped right out of your skirt?
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No, I had to take it off. I got it
caught in a bicycle.
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Oh, I see.
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Would you allow me to get some
coveralls?
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Oh, would you? I'd appreciate it so
much. Thank you. Would you make that a
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12, please? Yes.
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And maybe a charcoal gray so it would
match what I'm wearing.
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Well, this is my first time on a luxury
liner, and I don't want to look tacky.
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Going aboard.
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Have we left yet?
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Left? We're a thousand feet in the air.
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Oh. Oh.
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Relax, Mrs. Ricardo. Relax.
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Well, I'll try, but I've never been up
in a helicopter before.
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I guess it is a little different from
those big airliners.
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I got news for you. I've never been up
in one of those either.
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Now, there's no reason to be frightened.
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Please, Mrs. Ricardo, try to relax and
enjoy it. Well, I'll...
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I'll try to relax, but I don't think I'm
going to enjoy it.
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Ah, where's the door?
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Well,
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we took it off so it would be easier for
you to get out.
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Right now, I'm just concerned with
staying in.
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Now, Mrs. Ricardo, just settle back and
take a look at the view.
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Gee, all you can see is water.
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That's right.
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Except for that cigar someone threw
away.
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Mrs. Ricardo, that cigar is your ship.
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That dinky little thing?
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That's the S .S. Constitution.
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Gee, the water must have shrunk it.
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Well, it'll get a little bigger as we
get down closer to it.
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Pretty good -sized cigar, isn't it?
Yeah, now it's beginning to look like a
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with little ants running all over it.
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You better start getting ready.
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Oh, okay.
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How do I look?
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No, no, no. I mean your harness. Is it
on tight?
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You mean my safety belt?
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Oh, that isn't a safety belt. That's a
harness.
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A harness? What do I need a harness for?
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When we land, I just step out, don't I?
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We're not allowed to land.
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Not allowed to land?
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No.
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You mean we can't land on that deck?
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No, it's against the rules.
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I hover over the boat and lower you down
on a cable.
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You hover over where and lower who?
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Now, Mrs. Ricardo, it's done all the
time. Not to me it isn't. You turn this
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feeder around and go back to the
airport.
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Well, I can assure you it's perfectly
safe.
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If you want to get down to that boat,
this is the only way to do it.
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You hover over the ship and lower me on
something and then... Either that or
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back to the airport.
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Well... Now fasten that hook to
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your belt.
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What hook?
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That hook right out there.
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That one?
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Yeah.
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Wait a minute. I'll release it for you.
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There.
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and put your feet over and jump out.
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Yes of course.
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Well, Mrs. Anderson, please come to the
person's office.
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Hi. Oh, hi.
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Did you see the ship's newspaper?
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No. They just rave about your new MGM
record of Forever Darling. No kidding.
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Yeah, they say it's going to be one of
the top records of the year.
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Did you bring any records with you?
Yeah. Well, let's get them to play it on
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public address system. Oh, no. Oh, why
not?
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Well, that wouldn't be right. Oh, now, I
know how modest you are, but think what
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a treat it would be for the passengers.
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All right.
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Well, I... While other hearts go
wandering You'll find
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mine as faithful as can be Forever,
forever,
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my darling
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Those seen in tonight's cast were Jack
Albertson, Catherine Card, Ken Christie,
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Frank Gerstle, Pat Golden, Tyler
McVeigh, Ben Neams, and Elizabeth
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I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at the same time.
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