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And now, I Love Lucy.
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Yeah, I know, Ralph, but I can't sell
you the car.
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I'm not going to get back to New York.
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Well, I'll see you in the studio later.
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Goodbye. Who was that, honey?
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Ralph Berger. He fell in love with our
car. He wants to buy it.
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You can't sell the car. How are we going
to get home?
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I know. I told him to forget it. Oh.
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Gee, I wonder what happened to Fred.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I called him about an hour ago and
asked him to go out and buy something
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for me, and he just disappeared.
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All he had to do was get a little box of
Q -tips.
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Box of what?
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Q -tips.
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You know, these little things I use for
the baby.
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Oh, oh.
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You see the new can that I bought, the
can of shaving lather I just bought?
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No, I didn't see it. Well, it's missing.
And another little item is missing,
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too. My safety razor.
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The razor I saw. I took it away from the
baby this morning. Oh.
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There was no blade in it. But do you
know that he climbed all the way up on
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sink to get it?
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Now, what did I do with it?
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Oh. But certainly you didn't put it in
your purse.
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Well, you never could... Oh!
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What's the matter?
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I think we're closing in on that can of
lather.
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Get me something to wipe this off with,
honey. Look at this mess.
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That kid won't do.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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Uh -oh.
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What's the matter?
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I found the razor.
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How did he ever get that in there? Oh,
man. Here, honey.
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Oh, what that kid doesn't get into.
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Honestly. I can't get it out. How did
you put it in there?
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It's going to be an interesting way to
shave.
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Oh, dear.
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Ricky!
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Little Ricky!
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I want to see you.
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Maybe I can shoot my whiskers off.
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What happened?
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Let's see what your daddy has to say
about this.
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Oh, Ricky!
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I'll go over everything in there.
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Now, you know you shouldn't do that.
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Let's wash them off.
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Lucy! Oh, Lucy!
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There.
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Well, what's this?
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Well, you wanted Q -tips, didn't you?
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They wouldn't sell me the tips without
the cues.
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Here, I'll brush you some chalk, too.
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Fred, I think you flipped your lid.
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I wanted some of these little things.
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What?
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I'd like to see you shoot pool with a
silly little thing like that.
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Try to do somebody a favor and this a
thanks again. Fred, I thought you knew
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what they were. I flipped my lid.
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but it's impossible.
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Sorry, honey.
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I'm going over to Fred and finish
shaving. Okay.
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Maybe I can... I'll go over to the
studio after that and say goodbye to
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everybody and then I'll have the car
checked. All right, dear.
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Bye.
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Oh, gosh.
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Lucy?
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What's going on around here?
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Fred's as mad as a hornet and I just
passed Ricky in the hall and he's half
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-dressed and bleeding to death.
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you doing? I was taking some shaving
lather out of my purse.
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It's a good thing we're going to go back
to New York in a couple of days. This
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group is cracking up.
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Say that again.
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Hey, Lucy, we're going swimming. You
want to come along?
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as much stuff as I had when we came out
here. Oh. What are we going to eat
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tonight? Don't you ever think of
anything but food?
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I got twice as much apple as we had when
I came out here.
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Leave her alone.
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Why do you want to start that for?
Because it's true.
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Hello. Yeah, Ricky.
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You're getting big as a barrel. I am
not.
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If Route 66 was downhill, I could roll
you back to New York.
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I think that's very funny.
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Hey, you two, please, just a second.
What did you say, dear?
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I was saying that I'm at the studio and
I just sold the car.
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What? How are we going to get home?
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On the train.
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How? You know, the fellow I told you
about, Ralph Berg, he paid me almost as
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much as I pay for the car.
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And not only that, but by using the
family travel plan, we can make money on
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deal.
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Well, I'm going to have the tickets sent
over right away. All right, dear.
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Goodbye.
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Guess what? Ricky sold the car.
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Sold the car?
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What are you talking about?
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Some fellow at the studio offered him
practically what he paid for it, so he
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sold it. Isn't that wonderful?
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Oh, yes, that's wonderful.
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That's just dandy.
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Well, you don't sound very pleased.
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I presume when Ricky sold the car, the
back seat went with it.
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Well, naturally, what... you getting at?
Well, we were rather attached to that
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back seat.
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That's the way we came out here, and
that's the way we planned on going home.
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Is that what you're upset about? You'd
be upset, too, if you just had your back
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seat shot out from under you.
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Oh, Ethel, don't be silly. We're all
going home on the train. You're going
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us. Who says so?
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Ricky says so.
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Quote, we're going home on the train.
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Unquote. You're part of we.
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Messenger's on the way over here right
now with the tickets. Yeah, but how
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One for you, one for Ethel, Ricky,
Mother, and me. Five. The baby doesn't
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any. Oh.
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I guess we were a little hasty, honey.
Good old Ricky wouldn't forget us. Well,
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of course not.
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Gee, the train. I haven't been on a
train since I was a little girl.
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Did they have trains then?
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Gee,
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won't it be fun? You know, they have
those new dome liner observation cars
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diners on that train. You can still see
the scene. all the way back to New York.
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Eat and look out at the same time.
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Oh.
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Mr. Ricardo.
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Yes. Sign here, please. Yes, sir.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Here are the tickets. Uh -huh.
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One, two, three, four.
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Now, it's just been a mistake.
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Yes, and we made it. Come on, Fred. Now,
Ethel, listen. Don't go away mad.
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Mad? Whatever gave you the idea we were
mad?
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Why, we're a tickle to death.
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I think it's so thoughtful of Ricky to
pick such a nice place as California to
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dump us in.
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Oh, yeah.
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You mad because I'm late?
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No, I'm not mad because you're late.
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Well, did I do something?
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You sure did, Buster.
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What did I do?
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Just think back over everything you did
this afternoon.
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Oh, I went to the studio. I said goodbye
to everybody.
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I sold the car.
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The guy that bought the car drove me
home.
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Oh, yeah, I bought the train ticket.
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How many?
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Three. Only three.
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Yeah, the baby doesn't need one.
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One for your mother, one for you, and
one for me.
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Oh, no.
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The Merces.
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Oh, yes, the Merces. What's the matter
with you, Ricky? Well, I don't know. I
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was busy thinking of the travel family
plan and tried to save some money on the
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card. Well, they don't know anything
about it, do they? Don't say. They were
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right here when the tickets arrived.
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Oh, dear. Are they mad?
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Well, let's put it this way. If I were
you, I wouldn't walk ahead of them down
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dark alley.
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Oh, well, now this changes everything.
You know, using that plan and only three
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tickets, I made money on the deal. But
now... Well, get him over here. We'll
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figure out something. Well, I should
hope so.
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317, please.
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I don't know how you could forget them.
Well, honey, I got so many things in my
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mind. The ban and the whole thing. Check
out.
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That's impossible.
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317, Mr.
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and Mrs. Fred Mertz.
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She says they checked out. They're down
in the garage right now, she said.
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What are they doing in the garage? They
don't have a car.
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Maybe they're stealing ours.
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We don't have one either.
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Oh, well, what's the difference? Come
on. All right.
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Well, what does it look like we're
doing? We're going back to New York.
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On a motorcycle?
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Yes, on a motorcycle.
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Ethel, are you seriously considering
going all the way to New York on a
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motorcycle? Well, Fred gave me a choice,
and this beats hitchhiking.
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Come on, Fred, let's go. Now, wait a
minute, Ethel. We're all going home
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together. Ricky said he'd buy the
tickets, didn't you?
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Well, we'll figure out something. There,
you see?
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What do you mean, figure out something?
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gear? Yes, I step on the wrong gear.
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Well, what did you want to do that for?
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Well, I thought it might be fun to back
all the way to New York so we can see
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where we've been.
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Oh, I don't think this is any time to be
funny, Fred.
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Ethel, Ethel, Ethel, the main thing is
you're all right.
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That's right, Fred. Ethel, I'm sorry.
I'll buy the tickets.
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There.
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buy the tickets. What more do you want?
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Who's going to pay for that motorcycle?
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Well, you certainly don't expect me to.
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Why not?
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If you'd have bought the tickets in the
first place, I wouldn't have to buy the
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motorcycle in the second place.
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Well, she took the motorcycle down to
have it fixed.
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Ethel took it down?
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Well, I'd have taken it, but my
shoulder's killing me.
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Oh.
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Besides, she's stronger than I am.
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Oh, Fred.
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Well, she is.
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Hey, would it help if I rubbed your
shoulder a little bit?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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How's that?
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Oh, that feels fine.
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Fred. Yeah? I had a long talk with
Ricky, and he's going to buy the ticket.
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After the fight we had last night? After
the fight you had last night. Did he
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say buy him?
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Well, not exactly, but I could tell by
the look on his face.
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Oh, sure.
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No, not really. I know you.
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What's the matter, girl?
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I pushed that piece of junk to three
different places, and they can't fix it,
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and they won't buy it.
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Wouldn't they give you anything on it?
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Yep, I got this on it.
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A parking ticket?
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No, it's for...
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dumping rubbish within the city limits.
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Ethel, Ricky's gonna buy your train
tickets after the things Big Mouth said
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him last night. Big Mouth? I suppose I
started it. Oh, now, Fred. He said he'd
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buy the tickets. Why didn't you leave
well enough alone?
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Well, why should I get stuck for the
price of a motorcycle?
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Because you smashed it. You'd think
anybody would have the sense to start...
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But in the direction it was pointing,
please. How did I know it was set in
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reverse? If you didn't know it was set
in reverse... All right, all right, all
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right. Now, wait a minute, Ethel. Ethel,
Fred is right. If Ricky bought the
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tickets in the first place, there
wouldn't have been any motorcycles.
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Who asked you?
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Well, it's just common sense. Common
sense has nothing to do with it. When I
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he's wrong, he's wrong.
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Oh, Ethel.
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What are you doing over here anyway?
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besides in his shoulder. I'll rub it if
it needs rubbing.
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When did you and he get to be such good
friends, you taking his side and rubbing
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his shoulder?
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Why, Ethel, what's the matter with you?
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Oh, we're stuck for the price of a
motorcycle, and Ricky won't buy those
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for us in a million years. Oh, he will,
too. Now, I'll show you how well I know
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Ricky. I'll be right back.
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Is this the place that's sore?
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It is now that you've stuck your claws
into it.
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Here.
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Now, here's two of our tickets. Now,
would I be giving you this if I wasn't
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that Ricky was going to get some more?
We'd be stuck.
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Well, that's more like it.
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Thanks, Lucy.
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Yeah, of course I'm still stuck for the
price of... Shut up!
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Lucy.
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I'm sorry for what I said. Oh, honey,
that's all right. I understand. You were
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just upset.
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That feel good, Fred? Feels fine now.
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Lucy? Huh?
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I'll do that.
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Hi.
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What's that for?
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I gambled a lot on the sweetness of your
character today, Ricky.
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Did you get the tickets for the Mertzes?
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Yeah, I got the tickets.
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Hooray! You're just as wonderful as I
thought you were.
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Well, I don't know what's going on, but
I got the tickets. Good. Now I'll tell
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you what I did today. I couldn't get
them conformance as we have, but I got
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the best thing I could get, you know,
upper berths.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, dear about what? You think they'll
mind sleeping in an upper berth?
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No, but you will.
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I won't have to.
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Won't you?
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No, I have a compartment.
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Have you?
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Lucy, are you trying to tell me
something?
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No, I'm trying to keep from telling you
something.
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Well, what?
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Well, the Mercer said that you wouldn't
buy the tickets. I said you would. We
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got into a big, fat argument, and... Oh,
dear.
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And I gave him two of our tickets.
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What? Well, I didn't know the
difference. They were just tickets.
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Well, these are just tickets. So you
take them over there and get my
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back. I can't do that.
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Why not?
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Well, upper berth. An upper berth is as
good as a back seat.
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It would be different if they didn't
have the tickets already, but to say,
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take these. The good ones are for us. I
can't do that. Look, are you going to do
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it or do you want me to go over there
and tell them? Well, there must be some
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other way to do it. All right, I will.
I'll explain it to them that I got the
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tickets.
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You get the tickets?
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Yeah. That's all. Oh.
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Ricky, we ought to be ashamed of
ourselves. And we are.
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How could we ever forget what a
wonderful friend we have in you?
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Yeah, well, I thought... And you treat
us like this.
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The way you treat yourself and your own
family.
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Well, you know the way I feel about you.
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There's nothing two -faced about you.
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No.
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Oh, you're just wonderful.
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You're...
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You know, I was awful upset about those
tickets. Yeah? Yeah, I didn't think you
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were going to get them. I got so mad, I
got mad at Lucy rubbing Fred's shoulder
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this afternoon.
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She did. She was so upset.
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Lucy,
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I'm going down to the drugstore. Do you
want anything? No, thanks, dear.
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Fred's taking a nap, but he'll be in to
thank you just as soon as he wakes up.
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Lucy? Yeah?
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Can I trust you to stay away from my
husband?
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Now what are we going to do?
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I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
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You can all take the tickets. I'll go
home on the motorcycle.
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Oh, let me be now. Don't be silly.
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Look, go to the phone. See if they had a
cancellation.
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I was just there half an hour ago. Well,
a lot can happen in 30 minutes. Yeah,
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I'll tell you something that happened in
the last 30 minutes. My stomach is all
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knotted up. Well, I'll knot it and go to
the phone. Go on.
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Hello, give me Union Pacific, please.
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How do you like that?
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We're stuck being novel to the mercies.
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Well, you're the one that was being
novel.
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Pick an agency, please.
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Listen, this is Rico Ricardo.
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Yes, Mr. Ricardo. What can I do for you?
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Have you had any cancellations for
compartments in that dong liner city of
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Angeles? Oh, I'm very sorry, Mr.
Ricardo. The only thing we have left on
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train are uppers.
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Yeah, well, that's what I was afraid of.
Thank you very much. If you have any,
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would you please let me know?
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Goodbye.
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Nothing.
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Hey,
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I just realized something.
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Fred put those tickets in his wallet
without even looking at them. He doesn't
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know whether they're riding in a
compartment or a caboose.
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So?
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If we could just switch his tickets for
these without his knowing it.
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What makes you think that he hasn't
opened his wallet and looked at the
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Fred opened his wallet.
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00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,320
You're right.
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00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:07,760
He hasn't seen the tickets. Now, if we
could just think of a sneaky way to make
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the switch.
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00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,060
Well, that's your department. Your vice
president in charge of sneaky switches.
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That's true.
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00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,460
Good luck.
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00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:09,780
so I can explain.
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00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,480
What's going on?
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00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:17,940
What are you doing? What's going on? I
got to thinking it was sort of our fault
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that Fred's shoulder was hurt so I came
down to massage it for him.
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00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,600
Does that feel all right, Fred? That
feels fine, thanks.
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00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,300
It should. It was the other shoulder he
hurt.
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I thought maybe the pain traveled over
to the sort of a sympathetic travel
355
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No, I guess not.
356
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,900
Well, I'm waiting for an answer.
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00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:41,670
What was that question again?
358
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What are you doing?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, Ethel, I was... You see, I was
just... Not at
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first I wasn't.
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But... There's usually... There comes a
time,
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you know, when... You're absolutely
right. We'll talk about it on the train.
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switch the tickets?
365
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:25,700
Not quite.
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00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,820
What do you mean, not quite?
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00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:30,620
Who's that?
368
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,260
Who's what?
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Lucy, I want to talk to you.
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Lucy. The Mercers.
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Don't answer the door. Maybe they'll go
away.
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What are you talking about?
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Lucy, I want to know what you're doing
in our room with your arms around Fred.
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So do I.
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I'll tell you the whole ugly story.
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I was trying to change the tickets in
Fred's wallet for these.
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Is that all?
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00:24:03,950 --> 00:24:05,370
Well, all you had to do was ask.
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00:24:05,650 --> 00:24:08,630
Well, these are uppers. Well, that's
okay.
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00:24:09,010 --> 00:24:10,650
Why, sure it is. Here.
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00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,170
Well, gee, thanks, Fred.
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00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:20,290
There you are. Thank you. I'm glad you
don't mind. Wait a
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minute. These tickets are uppers, too.
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We didn't need that expensive
compartment, so I traded it off for two
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And the difference just paid for the
motorcycle.
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00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:41,860
Yeah,
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00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,060
I know it.
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must be the compartment that Fred just
turned in.
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00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:04,960
Yeah, that's right. How do you like
that? I just brought back
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my own compartment.
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Ticket Agent was played by Don Brody.
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I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at the same time.
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