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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know all about it,
but there is nothing that I can do. Oh,
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Ricky, you don't understand what this
means to me. I understand perfectly. You
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do not. You couldn't just stand there
and see me suffer like this. If Carolyn
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Appleby comes here this afternoon and I
don't have some movie stars here to meet
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her, my name is mud.
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Well, it's all your fault.
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You wrote her all those letters telling
her that you were hot -nubbing with
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movie stars.
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Now she's in town and you can't produce
them.
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So why do you have to write all those
bragging letters?
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It was perfectly legitimate. It made my
letters more interesting, more readable.
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The awful thing is Carolyn sneaking into
town like this.
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Sneaking into town?
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She's on her way to Hawaii.
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Yeah, well, she planned this whole trip
just to show me up.
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Well, I'm sorry. You're always telling
people stories that are not true. I'm
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going to the pool.
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Just a minute.
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Yes?
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Ricky, I'm not asking for much.
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All I... want is a half a dozen movie
stars for a couple of hours.
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Now, if you can't do this simple little
thing for me, I'll... I'll kill myself.
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Kill yourself?
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Yes.
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Well, you got a lovely day for it.
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Ow!
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Hi. I just saw Ricky leave.
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Any luck? No.
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would Harpo Marks be?
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Wonderful. Get him. Wait a minute. I
didn't say I could get him. Well, then
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about him? I know where he is. Oh, fine.
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Now, he's appearing in a luncheon here
today at the hotel, and maybe we could
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get him to drop by.
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Oh, sure. Maybe we could get Princess
Margaret to fly over for tea.
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You never know unless you ask.
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Well, all right. You run and ask Harpo.
I'll call Princess Margaret. Okay.
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Why should he want to do us a favor? He
doesn't even know us.
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I guess you're right.
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Well, all we can hope is that Carolyn
loses her glasses again and can't find
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hotel.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Carolyn can't see a foot in front of her
face without her glasses, can she?
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No.
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What if we could get her glasses away
from her?
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And?
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What are you doing?
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I was just trying to see if I was real
nearsighted, if maybe you couldn't pass
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for Marilyn Monroe.
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Yeah? Yeah, pull your hair down over one
eye.
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Now walk like Marilyn.
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Oh, no, nobody's that nearsighted.
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Thanks a lot.
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Hey, that magic shop up on the boulevard
sells masks that look like movie stars.
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Maybe if you wore a mask...
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hot rubber mask all afternoon.
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All right, then I will. Oh, you can't
get away with wearing a mask.
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I could if I got her glasses off her.
And how are you going to do that?
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Well, let's see.
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Uh, when Carolyn comes in, uh... Oh, hi,
Carolyn.
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
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shoot her when she walks through the
door.
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Then you won't have to bother about
getting a mask.
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Well, come on, we'll go get the mask
right away. We can figure out how to get
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her glasses off later, huh?
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Hi.
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Carolyn isn't here yet, huh? No.
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Listen, you didn't lock your door, did
you? No, I got the door all open, and I
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got your mother to take the baby to the
zoo for the afternoon, and I got your
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costumes all laid out on the bed just
waiting for you to get in them. Okay,
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now... The important thing for you to
remember is that you have to keep
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real busy while I'm changing from one
outfit to the other. I know.
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Now, let's see. When I got the Harpo
Marks outfit on, I don't have to talk,
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don't have to worry about that. Now,
when I've got the others on... Yes, yes.
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phones will come by.
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Well, like I told you, Clark, Bing, and
Gary will be here, and Ronnie and
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Benito. Oh, no.
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No, Ronnie and Benito were here last
week. They probably won't drop in again
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this week. Oh.
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But Harpo Marks is staying in the hotel.
He said he might come up. Oh, he's one
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of my favorite funny men. Well, good.
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And you never can tell who else might
drop in, you know.
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Carolyn, your glasses are all smudged.
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I want you to be able to see the movie
stars real good. You better let me clean
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them for you.
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Isn't that a wonderful idea?
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I bought it when I lost my glasses. That
will never happen to me again.
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Oh, these are clear.
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I can see real good.
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Oh, chocolate.
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Carolyn, dear.
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Yeah.
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Just how bad are your eyes without your
glasses?
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Oh, I... Are you kidding, Lucy?
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I can't see a thing. Oh, come now.
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No, really, I can't. Oh, I don't believe
that. Well, take them off. Let me test
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you. Well, all right. But you'll see, I
just can't see a thing. Oh, I don't
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believe it. What does that say?
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Uh, oh, I can't see that. Yeah, well,
try.
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Come on, try.
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Well, for heaven's sake, they are gone.
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Oh, they must be here.
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You kids look for the glasses. I got a
lot to do before the gang gets here. I
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got to go next door and borrow some
sugar.
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Borrow sugar in a hotel?
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Oh, well, we're just all one big happy
family here.
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I just don't understand that they
couldn't have simply disappeared into
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air. I'm so sorry, honey.
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Ethel, do you suppose that's a movie
star?
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I have a feeling it might be.
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Come here.
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Why,
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Gary! Who is it? Who is it? It's Gary.
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Yep. Thank you for dropping by, Jerry.
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Yep. Thanks a lot.
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Yep. Come again.
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Yep.
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Oh, Coop's a doll.
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Too bad he couldn't stay. You'd have
loved him.
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Gee, he looks so handsome, too.
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From what I could see.
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Gee.
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since we came to Hollywood. You did?
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Here's another one.
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Come in.
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That's too bad, but I want you to meet a
friend of mine, Carolyn Athelbay. How
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do you do? Up, up, up.
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Catch his cold.
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Well, who cares?
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Imagine me being able to tell the girls
back home that I caught a cold from
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Clark Gable. Honey, I'm not going to let
you catch a cold. Now, Ethel, you're
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the only one in the house.
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Now, look what you did. You scared him.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I guess I was awfully rude, but I... I'm
just going to help myself.
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Aren't you excited?
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a couple of actors to come over there
and visit.
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Carly would have been happy, Lucy would
have been happy, and everything would
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have been all right.
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I know she exaggerates and she shouldn't
tell all those stories, but she has a
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good side to her.
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Don't you think so, Fred?
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Huh?
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You haven't listened to a word I said. I
was telling you the way that I felt
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about Lucy.
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Lots of women, yeah.
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you do me a favor?
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Huh?
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No.
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No, I don't need any money. Let me tell
you what it is. Lucy has a girlfriend of
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hers here from New York City, and this
girl is just dying to meet a big movie
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star. Big star like you? Yes!
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So listen, Harpo, would you do me a
favor and go up to room 315
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and pay him a visit?
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this has been the most thrilling day.
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Imagine meeting Bing Crosby and Walter
Pigeon and Clark Gable and Gary Cooper
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all in the same day.
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Do you think anyone else will drop by?
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Oh, I have a feeling someone will.
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There's one now.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Excuse me for staring, but I lost my
glasses.
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What a catastrophe!
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Oh, Jimmy.
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Will you stay and have a cup of tea?
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No, thanks. I got an apartment.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Well, to Lou and to you, too.
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It's just been a pleasure meeting you,
Mr. Durante.
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Good night, Mrs.
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Appleby, whoever you are.
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Fix my face before I get back.
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Yeah, fix your face.
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talking about? The real Harpo Marx was
just here.
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What would he be doing up here? I don't
know, but he said he was going to go get
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his harp.
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There he is. Go hide. Not in there.
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Carolyn's in there.
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Hide in the kitchen.
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Thank you. Oh!
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Oh, my goodness, it's getting late. I've
got a plane to catch. Oh, yeah. Well,
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it was awfully nice seeing you, Harpo.
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And thanks so much, Ethel, for
everything.
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I'll see you at the elevator. Yes, and
be sure and thank Lucy for... It was
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wonderful. Goodbye.
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And Harbo Marx portrayed himself.
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I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at this same time.
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