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What's the matter with you? Are you
crazy or something? Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm sneaking in on somebody like that?
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Well, I wanted to be sure Fred wasn't
here before I came in. Well, for
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sake, why?
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I want you to help me with something.
What?
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Well, I don't know whether I mentioned
it or not, but I have a birthday coming
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up this week.
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Oh, did I mention it?
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Only about 18 times in the last three
days.
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Oh. Well, Fred doesn't seem to have
gotten my message.
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Where has he been, underwater?
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Will you help me?
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Well, okay.
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I just hope he gives you something nicer
than he gave you last year.
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Wasn't that awful?
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You know, I never did figure out what
that was supposed to be.
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Neither did I. It was too long to be a
stone, too short to be a volleyball net.
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You know, on second thought, Ethel,
maybe we better keep Fred from finding
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it's your birthday.
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No. I'd rather have a terrible present
than no present at all.
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You're right. It's not the gift that
counts. It's the lack of thought behind
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I'm glad you're going to help me. Hey,
why don't you and Fred come over for
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dinner tonight? We'll both work on him.
Okay.
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I'll bring the subject up, and I'll be
real subtle, see? Oh, that ought to do
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it. Thanks. I'll see you later. All
right, darling.
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Good.
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You want some more cake, Fred? No,
thanks.
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Um, speaking of cake, did you all see
the huge birthday... cake that was in
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window of the Speedy Cleaners.
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It was the Speedy Cleaners' 40th
birthday.
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Oh, and I didn't send them anything.
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Goldblatt's Delicatessen had a birthday
last week.
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It was their 50th.
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Just seems like everybody in the
neighborhood is having a birthday.
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Let's see, who else? do we know that has
a birthday about this time?
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Can I have another cup of coffee, Lucy?
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You know, I have the strangest feeling
that
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someone we all know and love has a
birthday coming up very soon.
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Someone's going to get clobbered if he
doesn't remember.
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Excuse me, please.
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Want some sugar, Fred?
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Ethel's birthday.
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Oh, Fred, you know it all the time.
Sure.
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Why did you let us keep on talking?
Yeah, what's the matter with you, Fred?
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I just wanted to see how far you two
clowns would go.
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Just a minute. How come you have this
box of candy all ready to give to me?
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Well, uh... And with a card that says
happy birthday?
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Ricky?
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Well, uh... If you must know...
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This is my emergency present.
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Emergency present, huh?
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Happy anniversary.
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Happy Mother's Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Merry Christmas.
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Oh, and here's a pip. I'm sorry, dear.
Can't we please be friends again?
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It might be this chocolate's at three
years old.
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That's great, Rick. I'll have to
remember that gag.
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Honestly, these men.
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What birthday is it, Ethel?
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Ethel, what birthday is it?
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Oh, it's mine.
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I meant, how old are you gonna be?
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She know what you meant.
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ask a woman's age.
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Thanks, Lucy.
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Besides, it's none of your business if
Ethel is 53.
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I am not.
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I'm only... Oh, no, you don't.
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Darn it, it almost worked.
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You think you're so smart.
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I'll never tell you my age. I'll tell
you. Fred Merckx, don't you dare.
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Go ahead, Fred, tell us. Fred?
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Now, honeybunch, I'm not going to tell
him your exact age.
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Let's just say it's somewhere between
the Speedy Cleaners and Goldblatt's
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Delicatessen.
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Well, so long as you know I got a
birthday coming up, where had you
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take me to celebrate?
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Well, I loved what we did last year,
honeybunch.
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What was that, Fred?
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Well, we just had a cozy little dinner
at home, just the two of us. That sounds
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very romantic.
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Oh, it was. I bought the groceries, I...
I cooked the dinner and by the time I
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finished washing the dishes, he was in
front of the television set asleep.
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Happy birthday to me.
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I tell you what let's do this year.
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Let's all go someplace for a fancy
dinner and then go to the theater and
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play. Oh, that'd be wonderful. Would you
like that? I'd love it. I don't think
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that's a very good idea.
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Fred, it'd be our present to Ethel. It's
on us. Yeah.
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Hey, that is a pretty good idea.
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Let's play cards.
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That was quite a game.
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Thanks for a wonderful dinner, Lucy.
You're welcome. And, Ricky, thanks in
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advance for dinner in the theater on my
birthday. That's a wonderful present.
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You're welcome. Hey, Fred, you know a
present you can give me sometime?
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What? You can fix that leaky faucet in
the kitchen.
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Oh, how long has that been leaking
again?
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Four months now.
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Oh, don't worry. I'll get around to it
in due time. Oh, swell.
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Come on. Good night, Ricky. Good night.
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Okay, I'll be right in.
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Fred.
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Now, where's that little old leaky
faucet?
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At this hour.
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Well, it was on my mind.
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This is just an excuse to get away from
Ethel. Oh, oh, oh. Will you do me a
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favor? Sure, Fred.
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I want you to buy Ethel's present for
me.
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Oh, sure I can, but why don't you want
to do it? Well, she doesn't seem to like
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the presents I buy.
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What makes you say that?
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Well, I've been buying her presents for
26 years now, and after I give them to
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her, I'll never see them again.
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You buy her something real nice, will
you?
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With this?
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Okay, did she give you any hints about
what she wanted? Well, she did say this
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morning she needed a new toaster.
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Oh, Fred, women don't like practical
gifts like toasters.
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They like something that's feminine and
fun, you know, a gifty gift.
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Well, I'll leave the whole thing to you.
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Oh, all right. I'll go shopping
tomorrow. I'll get her something real
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Thank you, honey. Good night.
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Good night.
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Forgot my ring.
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Hey, as long as you're here, how about
fixing the faucet? At this hour? Are you
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crazy?
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Hi, Lucy.
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Hey, Ricky got tickets for Over the
Teacups. I don't believe it. He did. Go
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up and see him. Here I go.
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Ethel! Yeah?
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Hi. I thought I heard you twice out
here. Guess what play Ricky got tickets
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What? Over the Teacups.
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Over the Teacups? Oh, that's the biggest
hit in town. How did he do that?
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Well, he said he had to pull a lot of
strings, but nothing was too much
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for your birthday.
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Oh, he's a dear.
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He's a real Cuban doll.
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This is going to be the best birthday of
my whole life. Dinner and a hit play.
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Oh.
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What's the matter now? I haven't got a
thing to wear.
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Oh, come now, Ethel. Surely you must
have something.
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Well, I got a dress that would do, but
my coat's so tacky. What coat do you
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usually wear?
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Yours, but you're going.
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You mean that green lame jacket of mine?
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It's tarnished.
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Maybe you can get it dry cleaned.
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Or I could polish it.
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You wouldn't believe what that old coat
looks like. I'll show you. You know how
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many years I've had it anyway.
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Uh -oh.
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Hey.
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What's this?
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What's what?
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This.
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Oh, it must be Fred's present to me.
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How do you know?
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He always hides them in the closet.
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Must be something to wear.
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Well, Ethel, aren't you going to peek
inside and see what it is?
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No, I want to postpone the bad news as
long as possible.
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Well, Ethel, maybe Fred got you
something nice this time.
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Let's look.
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Well, all right.
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Maybe if I get the initial shock over
with, I can act pleased when I open it
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front of Fred.
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his other presents look great.
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Well, Ethel, I think they're kind of
cute.
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What are they?
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Well, they're hostess pants.
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You wear them when you give smart dinner
parties.
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Oh, I was wondering what to wear at all
those smart dinner parties.
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I saw them last month in Harper's
Bazaar. Well, they're certainly bizarre.
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Well, now, wait a minute, Ethel. Look,
you get yourself a little black off -the
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-shoulder blouse. and a big crushy belt
and little ballet slippers, and you're
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all set.
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What for, Halloween?
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Well, I like them. I think this time
Fred made a very good choice. Oh, don't
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to defend him, Lucy. Let's face it, all
of his taste is in his mouth.
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Ethel, I think you're being very
ungrateful.
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Fred probably put a lot of time and
thought into picking these out. He did
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I know where they came from.
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What I can't figure out is how they got
them to fit. in a box of Cracker Jack.
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You know, these are so ridiculous,
they're funny.
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Oh, brother, I'd like to meet the idiot
that talked him into this.
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who talked him into those.
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Oh, Lucy.
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Oh, Lucy, I don't believe it. I should
have known more than to get you
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chic. Chic?
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I got no use for those.
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I wanted a toaster.
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Well,
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Fred told me that, but I couldn't
believe you could be that dull.
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Listen, I'd look better wearing a
toaster than I would those checkers.
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I should have known better than to get
you anything at the Young Modern
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Department.
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so young and modern, you wear them.
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Well, I would. First, I'd have to take
them in six inches in the seat.
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Oh!
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Well, honeybunch, you're going to the
theater for your birthday. Yes, sir. It
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was tough, but we got the tickets.
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Well, you little dickens, you've opened
your present.
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What did I give you? I mean, how do you
like what I gave you?
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Oh,
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it's no use, Fred. I know Lucy picked
them out. You should have stuck with
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own taste.
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You see, I told you we should have
bought the toaster.
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Is this what you bought for Ethel? Well,
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this is a switch.
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You open your present, find out you
don't like it, and now you can exchange
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before I even give it to you.
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Yeah, this way everything works out
perfectly.
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Yeah, but I'll bet you won't want to
exchange these.
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No, I won't, because we're not going to
accept them.
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What? I refuse to go to the... theater
with anyone who thinks I'm a
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hippopotamus.
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Do you call her that?
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No. All I did was intimate that she was
a little hippie.
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But on second glance, she has got the
biggest potamus I've ever seen.
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Fred, give him back those tickets.
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Are you crazy? They cost 660 a piece. I
don't care if they cost 660.
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We're not going.
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Well, I am. Well, take somebody else.
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Hey, there's an idea.
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and you're going to take them. We're not
going.
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What?
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I have no intentions of going to the
theater with someone who thinks my taste
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all in my mouth.
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Pardon me.
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Happy birthday and I hope you live
another 75 years.
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Hi, Rick. Hi, Fred.
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There. Nothing won't use these tickets.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Did you ever see anybody as stubborn as
that old mule of mine?
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Well, Lucy done pretty good.
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She wasn't gonna go if Ethel was going.
Well, I'll let you know how the play
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turns out.
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You won't have to. Ethel's got this
thing stuck in her craw.
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She's got to go to this play on her
birthday, and I've got to buy some other
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tickets. You can't buy any other
tickets, Fred. It's a sellout.
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Well... Hey, wait a minute.
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I'll tell you what we'll do. What?
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Here.
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You pay me for these, and you tell Ethel
that you bought two tickets.
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What about Lucy?
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I'll tell Lucy that you gave me your
tickets back, and I sold them.
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That way, they'll both agree to go.
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Well, what are you going to do about our
two mules sitting next to each other?
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Put blinkers on them?
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You know how they are. By tomorrow
night, they'll be the best of friends.
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can't stay mad at each other.
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You're right. Sure.
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I'll go and tell...
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Francis, I bought the ticket.
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Okay, friend.
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See you later.
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I guess it's right
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here.
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Low seat.
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Second and third in. Pardon me.
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Sorry.
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ECs aren't bad, considering how tough
they were to get.
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Wasn't that a break? They had a
cancellation just as you got to the box
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Yep, yep.
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You didn't see Lucy at all today, huh?
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I saw her. I didn't speak to her.
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I thought probably you'd made up. You
two are pretty good friends, you know.
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Eh.
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Let me look around, huh?
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Oh.
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People who come to the theater always
look so intellectual and well -groomed.
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Present company accepted.
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Wonder who those two people are.
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Oh, I hope they don't come in late and
crawl all over us. If there's anything I
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can't stand, it's people who come in
late and crawl all over you.
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Curtain's going up.
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What are you doing here? What are you
doing here?
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I thought you said you took those
tickets back. I thought you got our
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the box office.
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I thought you'd be friends by now.
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We're not.
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Go on, lady.
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I can't hold this all night.
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Sportsman.
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They're delicious.
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I would.
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00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:11,170
Fred, can I look through your
binoculars? I don't care.
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ever has too many friends.
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Friendship is a terribly important
thing, Cynthia.
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As a matter of fact, friends are about
the most important thing in the world.
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Don't let a friend get away.
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You'll be sorry.
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That's a hot one.
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I'd like to hear this play, if you don't
mind.
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I'll tell you the thing, dear.
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Who's stopping you? It's not easy. You
are, by talking so much. Shh, shh, shh.
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Shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh,
shh.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Hello?
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Ouch! Would you please sit down and stop
making so much noise?
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00:21:30,030 --> 00:21:32,070
I wasn't talking to you. I wasn't
talking any more than you were.
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We're switching. We're switching.
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Sit over here where I am.
305
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:39,890
Sit over here. Sit there.
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I lost my shoe. What? My shoe.
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Your shoe?
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There's your shoe.
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of mine.
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What about her?
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What about her, John?
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00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:18,600
We just got a cable from the Riviera
where she's been vacationed. Yes, this
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country isn't good enough for her.
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00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:22,020
Well, what about her?
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She's dead.
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Dead?
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I don't believe it.
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Marie, God!
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Cynthia, Cynthia, you've got to get
home.
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too much, Cynthia.
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I should have been bigger.
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We were both too...
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I Love Lucy is a Desi Lou production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at this same time.
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