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Well, how do I look?
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Gee, that's a beautiful dress.
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Is it new?
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Uh -huh. I thought I'd get all gussied
up tonight.
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You know, it isn't every day that Mr.
and Mrs. Fred Mertz celebrate their 25th
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wedding anniversary. That's right.
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Gee, that's such a long time. 25 years.
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Yeah.
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25 years.
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Sounds longer when you say it.
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been married to Ethel for 25 years.
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It is different with you.
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Yeah, don't try to get out of it.
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You know, I like to see their faces when
they open the present.
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You will. They haven't seen it yet. I
had it delivered up here.
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What? Yeah, I got it in the closet. In
the closet?
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Sure. How are we going to get it
downstairs?
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Oh, don't be silly. It won't be any
trouble at all.
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We're doing it for the mur -
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television set for the
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Well, yeah, yeah.
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Push it up now.
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Adjust it? Yes.
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What are you going to do with it? I'll
fix it.
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I brought this just in case, you know.
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Yeah, I'll fix this thing right away,
buddy.
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I got to take the plug first, you know.
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They're disconnected.
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Now put them together, see?
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Yes. Oh, gosh.
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Could I have...
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This is your own rehearsed, spontaneous
testimony.
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My own rehearsed, spontaneous testimony.
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Right.
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And we don't need a lawyer.
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No.
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How about an interpreter?
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Now, that's not trying to be funny. I'm
trying to think.
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Wait a minute.
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Oh, I know. Here.
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You sit here on this chair. This is the
witness chair.
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friends, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Mertz.
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Okay,
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Mrs. Ricardo, please go on.
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Without knowing and in good faith... I
object, Your Honor. The witness has been
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rehearsed.
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But remember, you're on a witness stand.
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Yes, sir.
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In good faith, but not knowing that they
were preparing to stab us in the back,
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we brought them, as a token of our
esteem, an expensive 20 -inch television
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20 inches!
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Little did we dream then that we would
end up in court in front of such a
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handsome, distinguished, and honorable
jurist as you, your... honor.
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an honorable jurist as you, Your Honor.
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Well, uh, Mr.
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Fred Mertz insisted on adjusting the
set.
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And in spite of my husband's repeated
warnings, and my husband is an
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specialist,
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Attorney for the defense, would you care
to cross -examine?
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No, thanks, Your Honor.
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I just want to call a witness who will
tell us what really happened. That will
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be for the court to decide.
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That's all, Lucy.
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That's all.
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truth and nothing but the truth. Help
me. I solemnly swear to tell the truth,
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the whole truth, and nothing but the
truth, which is more than someone in
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room did, so help me.
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You may sit down.
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What are you trying to do, lose the case
for us?
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exactly what happened on that night in
question.
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Well, on the night of our wedding
anniversary, the Ricardos came down to
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apartment and forced their company on us
without being invited.
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As an excuse for an anniversary present,
they brought us an old, broken -down,
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second -hand television set.
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Well, go on.
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Well, the set was playing pretty good,
which is a miracle in itself, when
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suddenly Mr.
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Ricardo, or... as he is more commonly
known, Senior Know -It -All, took an axe
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from his pocket and started hacking it.
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It wasn't long before the set exploded
and then this Cuban maniac forced us all
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to go to his apartment and led us to his
television set and with a look of
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fiendish glee picked up my husband's
foot and...
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some slight discrepancy in your stories.
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I think the only way we can get at the
truth of this is to reenact the scene.
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Bailiff, will you go into my chambers
and bring out my television set?
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Yes, Your Honor.
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Now then, before we reenact this, I want
to warn you all that this is a court of
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law. You are under oath, and the penalty
for perjury is $500 or 90 days in jail.
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Mrs. Ricardo, will you show me exactly
how Mr. Mertz pushed your husband out of
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the way and ripped the back of the set
off?
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Well, Your Honor, now that I think of
it, maybe it was
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Ricky that took off the back of the set.
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Really?
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that she thinks of it. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Now, Mrs. Mertz, I want you to go over
there and show me exactly what happened.
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Just where did Mr.
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Ricardo hit the set with the axe?
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Um... Now that I... I don't think it was
exactly an axe.
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I'll tell you what happened.
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There was a couple of loose wires in the
back of this television set.
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A red one and a blue one.
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And this dope tried to put them
together.
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Well, they're supposed to be together.
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They are not supposed to be together.
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Hey,
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your honor.
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They're loose here, too.
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together couldn't cause an explosion.
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Maybe it couldn't, but it did.
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Oh, now, now, just a minute. I happen to
know something about television sets
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myself.
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And I know positively that this could
never cause an explosion.
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Now, you must have done something else,
did you?
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Well, sir, with him yelling at me all
the time, you know, I would also...
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was obviously just one of those
misunderstandings among friends.
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Now I want you all to go into my
chambers and talk this over and
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each other.
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After all, good friends are worth more
than the price of a television set.
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Now go on.
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Take them in, Bailiff.
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And when you come out, I want you all to
be pals again.
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lesson to all of us. We must never lose
our temper.
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