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No, really, Marge?
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Well, confidentially, I've suspected
that right along.
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I have, I have. You know what I've
always thought about Betty and Jack?
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Yeah, well, I've always said, if there
was ever anything in the world... Lucy,
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Lucy, for goodness sakes, get off the
phone.
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Pardon me, Marge, did you say something,
Ricky?
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Yes, I said, Lucy, for goodness sakes,
get off the phone.
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Oh. Hello, Marge, bad connection.
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Where were we? Oh, yeah, Betty.
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Yeah? Uh -huh.
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She didn't.
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She didn't.
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She didn't.
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She couldn't.
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Maybe that's why she didn't.
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Oh,
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keep quiet.
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No, not you, Marge.
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Well, honey, I never would have thought
that of Betty.
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Oh, goodbye, Marge.
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I'm surprised the phone hasn't grown to
your ear.
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Lucy,
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why did you stop?
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Don't tell me you got tired of taking
Betty apart.
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Who got tired? Marge had to hang up.
Betty just walked in.
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Gee, I wonder what they're saying about
me.
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Lucy, I want to speak to you about
gossiping.
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Gossiping? Yes.
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I think that gossiping is vicious and
petty.
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And I think that gossip is the lowest
form of human life. Oh, so do I.
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You don't seem to get my message.
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I was talking about you.
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Me? Gossip?
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What do you call what you were doing on
the phone? Well, it wasn't gossiping. I
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prefer to think of it as a mutual
exchange of vital information.
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Anyway,
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she was gossiping. I was just listening.
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Lucy.
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You remember the old saying?
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Verse of a feather, smell the same.
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You mean a rose by any other name flocks
together.
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Yeah.
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Well, anyway, I was just listening. It
isn't gossip unless I tell it to someone
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else. Well, that shouldn't take very
long.
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Are you implying that I can't keep my
mouth shut?
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Yeah.
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Well, you... find out, nobody's going to
get this information from me. My lips
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are sealed.
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Fred and Ethel are coming out tonight.
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I don't care. My lips are sealed.
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This I got to see.
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You will.
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Let them in. I'll be right back.
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All right.
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Hi, Ricky. Hi. I'm sorry we're late. I
was fixing my hair.
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Hey, Rick, is your phone out of order?
I've been trying to get you for an hour
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and a half.
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Yeah, well, I know.
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Lucy's been on the phone for an hour and
a half, talking to Marge. Oh.
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She's been getting all the details in
some nice, juicy gossip.
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Really?
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Who was it? When did it happen? Who did
what?
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Oh, come on. That'll reel in your
antenna.
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Quiet. Come on, Ricky. Give out.
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Uh -uh.
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Well, Lucy'll tell me.
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I don't know about that.
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She said she wouldn't say a word.
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She said her lips are sealed.
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Huh?
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Oh, boy, I'll say they're sealed.
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Hey, I kind of like that. How come you
never went in for one of those?
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Oh, shut up.
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Lucy, Ricky says you know a nice piece
of juicy gossip.
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Well, tell me.
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Oh, darn it.
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to be real good, Fred. Will you get to
join me in a ringside seat? Thank you.
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Oh, this is maddening.
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Who's it about, Lucy?
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Madge?
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I don't care if you're not saying
anything. You're still gossiping. Don't
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her now. I haven't found out what
happened.
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How did Betty find out about Jack and
the other woman?
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Who are you?
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A man?
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Her husband, Jack. Yeah, her husband,
Jack.
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And Betty?
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No, no.
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The other woman. Jack and the other
woman.
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Yeah, Jack and the other woman are
dancing.
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And Betty came in the club and saw them.
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So, she separated them.
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Amazing what women go through to tell
each other some dirt.
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Fantastic.
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Listen, so we gossip a little, so do
men.
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Men gossip?
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Yes, men gossip.
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Well, now, what... Now, wait a minute,
Fred. In all fairness, some men gossip a
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little. Who does?
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Well, take Marco, my piano player, for
instance.
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It was only yesterday that I caught him
talking to the drummer about Joe, the
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trombone player, and what a wolf is.
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Joe, a wolf?
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I don't see how he can blow a note with
those fangs of his.
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No kidding?
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Well, listen, this week it's Nancy the
harpist. Last week was one of the girls
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in the trio. The week before, that was
the hat check girl.
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No. Yeah.
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Thank you, Hedda and Lolly.
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Now, wait a minute.
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The point is, we can take it or leave it
alone.
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With you women, it's your life's blood.
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Well, you two aren't exactly anemic.
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gossiping longer than you men can.
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Oh, that's a hot one. Well, you've made
yourself a bet. Okay, what's the bet?
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Well, let's make it something
interesting now.
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I know. The losers will serve the
winners breakfast in bed for a month.
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that? Okay, you've got yourself a deal.
It's a bet.
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Just coffee.
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How offensive the gossip front.
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Oh, this is the third day, isn't it?
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Yeah, I haven't heard a peep of gossip
out of Lucy. Not a peep out of my bitty
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either.
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Thank you.
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You know, I have a plan, but I think
it's a little sneaky.
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Good, let's hear it.
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Well, I thought maybe we could cook up
some sensational hunk of gossip. Uh
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And then we tell it to our wives.
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And leave them alone and wait for them
to explode.
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Well, there'll be an explosion, all
right.
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Except for one thing.
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What's that?
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Well, if we tell them, then we'll be
gossiping. Oh, yeah, I didn't think...
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was a nice try, though. Good try.
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Listen. Huh?
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Supposing that accidentally we mumble
something in our sleep.
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And our wives overheard it.
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We couldn't be accused of gossiping
then, could we?
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Well, no.
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But what was... Oh, you mean we pretend
that we're talking in our sleep?
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You got me.
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Ricky, you're a Cuban genius.
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Thank you.
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Now, let's see.
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Who we make up the story about?
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Well, one of... Wait a minute now. What
about the foster woman, the blonde in
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3B? They're both jealous of her looks
anyway.
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Yeah, Grace Foster.
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Yeah? That's good, that's good.
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Grace Foster and who?
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The milkman.
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The milkman? Yes.
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The little bitty guy?
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He's so bashful.
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That makes it all the juicier.
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Grace Foster.
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Grace Foster.
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Grace Foster. Grace Foster.
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What's the matter, Ricky?
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Oh, you've got a nightmare.
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Sleep well, little husband.
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Grace Foster.
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Grace Foster?
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What about Grace Foster?
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What are you dreaming about?
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Why are you smiling like that?
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What about Grace Foster?
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Grace Foster is running away with...
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Don't stop now. Go
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on.
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Grace Foster is running away with the
milkman.
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The milkman?
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Uh -huh.
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Go on, go on.
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Grace Foster y el lechero se van a salir
juntos y no van a volver aquí.
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English. Grace Foster is running away
with a milkman and her husband doesn't
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suspect anything.
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Go on.
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That is all.
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Oh, Ethel will die when she hears this.
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I can't keep it to myself another
minute. I'll call her right now.
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Gee, it's pretty late.
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I wonder what time it is.
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Four o 'clock.
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Well, she might still be up.
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I can't tell her without losing that
bet.
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It would be gossip.
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All right, sleep, you big ox.
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What happened? What happened?
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You must have been dreaming, dear.
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Oh?
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Good night, dear. Good night.
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I'm a real stinker, all right.
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Old story.
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How did it go with Ethel? Well, if she'd
have flapped her ears anymore, she'd
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have taken off and circled the room.
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Listen, we're a cinch to win the bet.
How do you know?
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Well, Lucy just announced that she's
going to go downstairs and borrow a cup
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flour from Ethel. Well, let's not waste
any more time.
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Where are we going?
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We'll go down to the basement and listen
through the furnace pipe.
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Good idea. Come on.
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Nothing.
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What's new with you?
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Nothing.
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Dull, aren't we?
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Yeah.
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Well, I might as well go home.
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How about your sugar?
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Sugar?
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Oh, never mind.
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I really didn't need any flour either.
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So long.
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Bye. Drop up later, Ethel. I got a
pudding in the oven.
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Pudding? What kind?
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Grace Foster.
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I mean them, Betty!
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You know them!
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Yes, do you?
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Ricky, are you in there?
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What did you hear?
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I heard that Grace is getting ready to
run away with the milkman. They're going
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to Mexico and get a quick divorce and
they're settling in Steubenville.
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Steubenville? Yeah, he's got a new milk
route.
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Well, if you ask me, I think her husband
is well rid of her. I think so, too.
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I... so cute.
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Ethel Martz. What's that?
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Who's that?
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This is your conscience.
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Ethel,
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you've got the loudest conscience I ever
heard.
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My conscience has an accent.
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Ricky Ricardo, where are you?
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Fred and I are down in the basement.
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We'll listen to the whole thing through
the furnace pipe.
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Looks like you've lost a bet, girls.
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Oh.
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Keep on talking.
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What are you doing down there now?
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We knew you'd blab that phony Grace
Foster story to each other.
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Phony?
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It'll teach them not to be so smart next
time. How do you like that?
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They deliberately tricked us. What a
couple of fools we are. Now we gotta
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those two bums breakfast in bed for a
month.
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What a revolting thought.
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Wait a minute.
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If they weren't asleep, they were awake.
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Well, that's a monumental conclusion.
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No. No, I mean if they were awake when
they told us that story, they were
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gossiping.
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Yeah.
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is on the other foot.
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Well, if it isn't the coal dust twins.
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Very funny.
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All right, girls. We won the bet fair
and square.
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Didn't we, Fred? That we did.
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Now, let's see.
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Tomorrow morning, I would like some
orange juice, two eggs basted, ham,
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Jam and coffee.
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I'll have the same, sweetie.
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Well, that's just wonderful, except that
tomorrow morning you'll be serving it
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to us.
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She is so right.
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What do you mean?
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I mean you weren't really talking in
your sleep, so you were gossiping first.
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Now, wait a minute, girls. Wait a
minute. You have misconstrued the entire
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of the situation.
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Now, you see, if the story were true,
then we would have been gossiping.
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But the story was not true. We made it
up.
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The whole thing was friction.
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So we were not gossiping.
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Now, you girls believed that this story
was true. So you were gossiping. Now,
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that's the whole thing. Oh, that is the
silliest way of trying to pull out of
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a... Good
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morning,
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Your Majesty.
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Good morning.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Ricky, don't start till I get there.
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Fred,
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what are you doing up here?
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Well, I thought we ought to share our
moment of triumph.
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May I?
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Be my guest.
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Where are you, Wessel?
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Coming, Master.
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life, isn't it, Fred?
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We're living like kings.
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Why did you ever agree that they won the
bet?
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Well, that would be different if that
story about Grace Foster and the milkman
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was true, but it wasn't.
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That's right.
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Absolutely.
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I'll teach that cow juice peddler to
flirt with my wife.
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Come on out, you cottage cheese castle
over!
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Now,
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nothing can be settled with a gun.
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No? You'll just go to jail.
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Well... Now, you don't want to go to
jail, do you?
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No. Now, this is something that should
be settled between you and your wife,
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Grace.
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Yeah. I guess... Shooting him wouldn't
solve anything.
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It certainly wouldn't.
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I suppose maybe I ought to give Grace a
chance to explain.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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Well, let me tell you one thing.
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From now on, we drink goat's milk.
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Oh,
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I forgot all about you. You're safe now.
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What a break he chose this apartment to
hide in. Would you hand me my purse
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there, please?
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Thank you.
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Now, here's $5 for you.
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And please give this $5 to Mr. Foster
and tell him I said thank you very much.
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You both gave wonderful... Take nothing
of it, Mrs.
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Ricardo.
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Oh.
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With my compliments?
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Oh, thank you.
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It was a pleasure.
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Anytime.
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