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Guess who it is.
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Bill?
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Sam? Pat?
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No.
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Pedro?
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Pablo? Jose?
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No, it's me.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Very, very funny.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hey, company for dinner?
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Uh -huh.
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Who is it?
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How do you like the new water glasses,
Ricky?
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Who's coming for dinner, Lucy?
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Doesn't the table look beautiful
tonight?
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Lucy, who is it?
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Some people.
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Lucy,
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whom is coming here for dinner tonight?
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Whom? You mean besides me and you?
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Never mind that. What are their names?
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Fred and Ethel Mertz. Wait a minute.
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I thought you said Fred and Ethel had a
big fight and they were mad at each
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other.
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I thought you said they weren't speaking
to each other.
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They are.
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And that he was staying at the Y.
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He is.
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And she won't let him in the house.
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She won't.
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Well, if they are and they aren't and he
is and she won't, how come?
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Well, I thought... Lucy Esmeralda Makila
Cody Ricardo.
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Yes? I thought we had an understanding
that you were not going to mess around
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other people's affairs.
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Ricky. Lucy, sometimes I think that you
don't have anything inside your head.
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Now, come on. Let me see.
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Hey, that picture on the wall is
crooked.
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Oh, stop.
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Now, Ricky, I can't stand seeing him
apart like this. I heard Ethel
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crying all morning. I'll bet Fred's
eating his heart out, too.
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Ha!
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What do you mean, ha?
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How would you like to be separated from
me for three whole days?
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Ha.
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to get Fred and Ethel back together
again. Say you'll help me. Well, it
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nice. Yeah.
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And I guess after you've gone through
all this trouble and this fire, the cast
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is dead.
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The cast is dead?
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Yeah, you know... Don't tell me, don't
tell me.
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The die is cast.
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That's what I said.
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Oh, fine.
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Now tell me, Dorothy Dix, If they're not
speaking to each other, how do you get
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them to come here for dinner?
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Neither one knows that the other one is
coming.
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Oh, that should be interesting.
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There's one of the lovebirds now.
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Yeah, before the evening is over,
there'll be feathers flying all over the
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place. Oh, not now.
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Hi, Lucy. Hi, Ethel. Hi, Ricky.
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Hello, Ethel. Here, take your coat,
honey. Thanks.
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Here, I'll take it. You look beautiful.
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It was nice of you to ask me to dinner.
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I almost didn't make it. I just got
home.
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I've been so busy socially, you know,
dancing every night, luncheons and teas
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every afternoon.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, yes.
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I've been having a wonderful time.
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Oh, Brett.
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I haven't eaten since he left.
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Oh, really?
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Gee, you sure must miss him. I do not.
He didn't leave me any money, the big
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fat...
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away, dear. Good.
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Oh, four places. Is someone else coming?
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Well, I didn't tell you, Ethel, but I've
invited a fascinating man for you. He's
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a real dream.
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Oh, Lucy, you shouldn't have done that.
After all, I'm still a married woman.
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What's he like?
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I'm not going to tell you. I want you to
be surprised.
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She will be.
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Oh, this is exciting. I better go powder
my nose.
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He's a real dream, huh? Uh -huh.
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Can I put on some of your good perfume?
Sure.
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Well, you really cooked one up this
time. Now, don't worry. Everything's
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to be all right. You know what'll
happen? Yeah, they'll kill each other
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front of our eyes.
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They will not.
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That must be the other lovebird now.
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Hi, Rick. Hello, Fred. How are you?
Here. I'm glad to see you. We sure miss
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in here.
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How's everything down at the Y?
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Oh, fine.
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Hi, Lucy. Hi, Fred.
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I brought you something. Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
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I was going to call up and say hello,
but I've really been having a time.
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Really? Yeah. You've really been living
it up, huh? Have I?
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Rick, I'm a free man again.
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You wouldn't believe the things I've
been doing.
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What have you been doing? Everything I
did before I was married.
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No kidding?
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Yeah. Handball, basketball.
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I've been living on peanut butter
sandwiches.
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Oh, you expecting somebody else?
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Well, um, yes, Fred.
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I took the liberty of inviting a nice
young lady to be your dinner companion.
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A young lady?
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Yeah, a cute young chick.
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Oh.
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Well, bring her on.
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Young chick, huh?
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Uh -huh. Am I ready?
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you doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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Lucy, is that my date?
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He's no dream. He's a nightmare.
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Is that your idea of a cute young chick?
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You'll never shop for my poultry.
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Ah, now, come on. As long as we're all
here, why don't we all sit down and eat?
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Yeah, come on, Ethel. No, thanks. I just
lost my appetite.
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Me too.
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I'm leaving. Where's my coat?
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Where's my coat?
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Well, all right, Ricky.
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Get their coats.
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Okay.
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Here you are, Fred. Oh, thanks.
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Here you are, Ethel.
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Thank you.
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Well, as long as she's leaving, I guess
I could stay and help you eat that food.
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You're not letting him stay and do you
out of this beautiful roast beef, are
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you, Ethel?
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No,
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why should I? Give me that coat.
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Fred, you sit over here by me.
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Well, thanks.
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You two don't mind sharing the piano
bench, do you?
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and hot, too.
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No potatoes, Ricky?
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No, I'm strictly a meat man.
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What's the matter with you, Fred?
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Thank you, Lucy. Thank you. Okay.
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String beans? If it weren't for you, I
wouldn't get anything.
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Oh,
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here you are, Ethel.
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Thank you.
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Want some gravy, Ricky? Yeah, it's the
best. On your meat? Yeah, on the meat. I
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love gravy. That's it.
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I love gravy.
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Yeah?
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There, now has everybody got everything?
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Yeah.
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So?
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It sure looks good.
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I've never been so hungry.
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Oh!
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Ethel, what happened? She pushed me off
the bench. That's what happened.
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I did not. She fell off. Oh, that does
it. Roast beef or no roast beef, I'm
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leaving.
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Ethel, please.
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Ricky, I guess this was a bad idea of
mine.
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Let's get their coats.
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All right.
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Here you are, Fred.
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Thanks.
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Here you are, Ethel.
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Thanks.
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out of here.
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I'm tired of this coat. Not until you
kiss and make up. I'll never speak to
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again after the things he said to me.
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What about the things you said to me?
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She said my mother looks like a weasel.
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Apologize, Ethel. No.
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Oh, come on, Ethel. Tell him you're
sorry.
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Well, I'm sorry your mother looks like a
weasel.
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Were those the best?
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All right, all right. Now you're even.
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Now, what are your terms for making up,
Ethel?
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Well, let him apologize. He started it.
I did not.
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You did, too, start it. I did not. I
never started it.
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All right, all right. It doesn't matter
who started it. What matters is how it
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got started. What was it all about?
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Well... Uh... I was, uh... Uh...
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Well, it wasn't how it started.
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It was the things we said afterward.
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I'm sorry, Fred.
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I apologize, honey bun.
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Sweetie pie.
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Baby doll.
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Sugar lips.
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You know, this is pretty sickening.
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I liked them better when they were mad.
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They sure are, Hein.
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When's the last time we had a fight,
Ricky?
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Gosh, I don't remember, dear. Neither do
I.
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See, why don't you two be like us?
That's a good idea.
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I'll dye my hair red and Fred can speak
with an accent.
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Well, if I remember correctly, you two
had your spats.
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Well... Ricky only got to go to the
fights with me last month because you
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weren't speaking to each other.
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Oh, yeah.
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But it didn't last long.
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No, I gave in and put an end to it.
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Yeah, you want some more gravy, Ethel?
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What'd you say, Ricky? You put an end to
it. I was the one who gave in.
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Oh, pardon me, honey, but I was the one
that called the whole thing off,
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remember?
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You, why, I went all the way down to
your club to apologize, remember?
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Well, honey, that was after you went
down all the way to the club and
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apologized, after I sent you a dozen
roses with a car saying that I was
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remember?
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Before, darling.
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After, baby.
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Before, dear.
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After, sweetheart.
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Before. After.
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Before.
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It's your serve.
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After.
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I remember how tough it was to ride that
car saying that I was wrong when I was
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right. Oh, you thought that you were
right.
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I certainly didn't.
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Oh,
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yeah! Yeah!
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Oh, now, Ricky, take it easy. She can't
talk to me that way. But she's excited.
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That's no excuse.
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That's plenty excuse.
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And don't you make fun of my English.
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That's English.
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How dare you say that to me.
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What did I say? I don't know, but how
dare...
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gives in first in this family.
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And whenever
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you're ready to call me and apologize,
you can call me down at the club.
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Don't hold your breath.
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Fred.
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Fred, we'd better go.
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No, no, no.
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Don't go.
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We'll just finish our dinner.
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Certainly not going to let him spoil the
dinner for us.
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This meat is cooked just the way I like
it.
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Nice and...
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You've been crying.
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I have not.
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A rabbit should have such pink eyes.
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I'm getting a cold.
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Oh.
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I gather Ricky didn't come home last
night.
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You mean that funny -looking Cuban that
used to hang around here?
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Yeah, that's the guy I had reference to.
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No, he didn't come home last night and
he didn't call this morning.
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Not that it makes any difference to me.
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It doesn't matter to old, indifferent
you.
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Why don't you call him up and tell him
you're sorry?
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What? Swallow my pride?
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Call him up and go crawling back to him?
Ha!
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Well? Besides, the line was busy.
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I thought so.
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Call him up again. I will not. Why not?
I called him once. Now it's his turn.
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What if he never calls you?
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Then we'll just never see each other
again.
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Oh, we can't have that.
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Now, let's see.
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I could invite you both to dinner
without telling the other, but that's
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done a lot lately.
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Yeah.
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That's a pretty stale bit.
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I know.
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We'll use the old sympathy routine.
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Sympathy routine?
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Yeah. You know how families are. No
matter what differences they've had,
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always unite in cases of sickness,
accident, and terrible tragedy.
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What are you talking about?
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I'll call up Ricky and tell him you've
been run over by a bus.
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Oh, we'll only pretend.
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Oh.
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I'll wrap you all up in bandages, and
then I'll call him up and tell him
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had a terrible accident. That'll bring
him back.
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Well, it might work.
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It can't miss.
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Have you got plenty of adhesive tape and
bandages in the house? Well, that all
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depends. On what?
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On what kind of a bus I get hit by,
local or express.
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You like the peanut butter sandwiches
they serve here, Rick?
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Kind of stick to the roof of your mouth,
don't they?
290
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Yeah.
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Oh, just give me a small grape juice.
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It's none of my business, Rick, but this
is silly.
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Why don't you break down and call Lucy?
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What? Give her the satisfaction of
knowing that I gave in first?
295
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Well, I was just thinking.
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Besides, the line was busy.
297
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:18,700
Well, what do you want to do? Go through
life with a sticky upper plate?
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There are other places to eat besides
this drop store, you know.
299
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You know what I mean. I know all about
this business.
300
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Why don't you swallow your pride?
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I'm having enough droll with this
sandwich.
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If only we could think of a way to bring
you two together without making you
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make up first.
304
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Let's give this a good think.
305
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Yeah.
306
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We're very noisy thinkers.
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If only the apartment would catch on
fire and you could rush in and save
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What'd she put in there?
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No, I saw it last week on television.
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This girl couldn't stand this guy until
he saved her life in a fire.
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Then she was so grateful she married
him.
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Well, thanks, Fred. That's a swell idea,
but I hardly think that I would set
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your apartment building on fire.
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Of course.
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That's it.
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You must be daffy or heavily insured.
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Oh, you don't understand.
318
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We just pretend to set the apartment on
fire.
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How do you pretend to have a fire? It's
easy.
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Is that strap tight
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enough, Lucy? I guess so.
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How about this? A little tighter.
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How's that? Okay.
324
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Comfortable? Yeah.
325
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Now, put your arm in this sling. Oh.
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There.
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Okay. That's great. You look fine.
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I hope you got the number of the bus
that hit me.
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00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:06,370
You know, you look like you really were
hit and dragged nine blocks.
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Come on now, get in bed.
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Want another pillow? Yeah.
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Oh.
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How's that?
334
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:36,850
Okay. Oh, I got a knit. There. Right
under my arm. Right back there. Right
335
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there. To the right. To the right. Over.
Over. Up.
336
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Oh.
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I got to go before
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Ricky gets home. Oh, are you sure he's
coming, Ethel? I called the club and
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said he was out, but they gave him the
message. Well, I hope he hurries.
340
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,140
Are you okay?
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Okay? I've been in a terrible accident.
342
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,640
Good luck.
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00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,060
She must be in the bedroom. Pull that
couch out of there. Okay. Hurry up.
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Hurry up.
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I got it. Go ahead.
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Think this ought to do it? Yeah.
347
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,680
after the whole gag was my idea, she got
mad and went home to her mother.
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