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I'm right here, dear.
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Lucy, how you've changed.
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Yes, it's a new way I'm doing my hair.
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Where is she, Fred? She's gone to
market.
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Oh.
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Well, I'm glad to see that you're
finally fixing that drain.
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What do you mean, finally?
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When was the first time you told me this
drain leaked?
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The day after we moved here.
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August 6th, 1948.
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That's right, and that's pretty good
service for my building.
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Fred, aren't you finished with that
drain yet? Not quite.
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Well, come on downstairs.
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Dinner's ready.
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Oh, stop ordering me around, will you?
Now listen, Fred Murphy. Come in. Come
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in, Ethel. I want to show you something.
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Come in here.
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You too, Curly.
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All right, all right.
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out of her mind.
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I ought to slug you.
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What are you trying to do, make a bum
out of me?
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Don't blame that on him. You were a bum
before he was born.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. Oh, this card is not for Lucy.
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It isn't? No.
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Saved by the bell.
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I just rented it.
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One of the girls is going to wear it in
a dance number down at the club.
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Oh.
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Well, don't show it to Lucy. You know
how she's always wanted a mink coat.
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Yeah, I know, but she can't have this
one.
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You know how much this thing costs?
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3 ,500 bucks.
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I may faint.
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Ready? Yes.
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Could I play like it's mine, just for a
little while?
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Sure, come here, put it on.
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Be careful, Mel.
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Don't wrinkle it.
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I won't.
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And don't get attached to it, Miss
Minnie Mink.
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Oh, I can dream, can't I?
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Bye, everybody.
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Bye.
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thought it was about time to buy the old
battle axe. The little woman had a
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trinket of some kind, so I picked up
that bunch of skins.
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Oh, bunch of skins.
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Isn't he wonderful?
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Ethel, you look so beautiful and so
glamorous.
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Honey, look, I got something to tell
you.
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Don't talk to me, you tightwad.
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Lucy.
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Honey.
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Honey, don't cry. Let me explain.
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Don't bother.
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Honey, I'm trying to tell you. That coat
doesn't belong to us, though. It's all
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right. I can wear this ratty old cloth
coat for another 40...
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excited, honey. There's something I have
to tell you. What?
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Well, honey, you see, we... You know
what's wonderful about this present,
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You didn't forget our anniversary.
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Well, look, honey, I... Oh, it's a
perfect present. How did you know it was
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what I wanted, honey? Well, honey, you
see, what I was... I only... I had a
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hunch you liked it.
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Everyone's in on the joke all the time.
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Happy anniversary.
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Thank you!
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Oh, Ricky, I'm so in love with this coat
that I'm never going to take it off.
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Never, never, never!
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Come on, Ethel, let's see how I look in
the full -length mirror. Come on!
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Okay.
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Come on already!
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All right.
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Why didn't you tell her the truth?
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If I tell her the truth, it'd get me in
worse hot water.
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Forgetting our anniversary.
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I should have brought her something.
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You brought her something now, brother.
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She can't keep it.
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I got to get it back somehow.
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How? She's never going to take it off.
Never, never, never.
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She's got to take it off when she goes
to bed.
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Hey.
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I'll sneak it away during the night.
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I'll open a few drawers.
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mess things up a little bit, and I'll
tell her it was stolen by a burglar.
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Hey, you got something up there. How'd
you ever get an idea like that?
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Easy, easy.
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I think of it in Spanish, and then I
translate it into English.
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Nothing, honey.
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Go back to sleep.
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Lucy. Yes?
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What are you doing?
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Washing dishes.
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Washing dishes.
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No, honey, no.
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Good. No, there's nothing wrong.
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I'm going in to get dressed. I want to
go downtown and show my coat off to
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everybody. All right.
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Lucy. See, it's not for me. It's just
that I want everybody to realize what a
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wonderful, wonderful husband I have.
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Anybody home?
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Come in, Fred.
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I gather from the look on your face that
Lucy is still attached to that coat.
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I'm beginning to think that the code is
attached to Lucy.
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I don't know what to do, Fred.
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The show is tomorrow.
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I got to get that code by tonight or
else.
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Have you got any ideas?
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No.
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There must be some way.
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Tell her there was an epidemic of sick
minks last year.
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And one of the bad skins slipped past
the fur inspector.
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What? Sure, and you have to have that
coat fumigated.
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Otherwise, she might break out with a
very bad case of mink pox.
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Minks pox?
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Yeah, and it sounds even worse with your
accent.
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Now, look, Fred, never mind. I don't
like that. Look, you remember the idea I
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had about the burglar? Yeah.
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All right, the burglar is going to show
up tonight.
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What?
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Tonight, when we sound sleep,
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a phony burglar is going to come in here
and demand that coat at the point of a
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gun. Hey, that's wonderful.
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Besides, there's been a burglar scared
in the neighborhood lately.
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Yeah, that's what gave me the idea.
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You suppose she'll think he's a phony?
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Not if you cover your face with a mask.
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That's a good idea.
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Hey, wait a minute now. I draw the line
and prowl around another people's
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apartment in the middle of the night.
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Now look.
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Fred, let's look at it this way.
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If you don't do it, Lucy will keep the
coat.
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Now, Ethel wants everything that Lucy
gets.
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So pretty soon, you will have to buy
Ethel. All right, what time do you want
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to break in?
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What kept you? You're late. Stick him
up! What are you doing with that thing?
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Come on, let's wake her up. I said stick
him up!
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Stop fooling around with that gun, will
you? You have to ham it up all over the
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joint all the time.
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Alice,
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you stay right here until I wake her up.
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What? Lucy. What?
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I got a feeling there's somebody else in
this room besides us. Really?
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Yeah.
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Clean up and keep them up.
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What's in this box?
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Please, Mr. Burglar, take our money,
take our jewels, but don't take my
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mink coat.
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It's worth 3 ,500 bucks.
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Is that real mink? No, no.
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Are you really going to shoot us if we
don't give you this coat?
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Yeah.
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My hero.
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Honey, your life is worth much more to
me than a hunk of fur.
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if a burglar came and didn't get my mink
coat.
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Well, I'm happy about that, but I'm so
disappointed in Ricky.
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Ethel, I'm married to a coward.
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Are you still moping because Ricky
didn't struggle with an armed burglar?
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you should have seen it. Ricky gave him
the coat.
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I'm surprised he didn't gift wrap it for
him.
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Ricky would have been brave if he'd
known it was a real burglar.
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Uh, I think I hear Fred calling me.
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Ethel, what are you saying? What do you
mean, real burglar?
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Uh, nothing, just, uh... Ethel, how did
you start to say?
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Well, I might as well tell you.
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It's better than you're thinking Ricky's
a coward anyway.
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Was it a real burglar or wasn't it? It
really was, but Ricky thought it was
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Fred.
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Fred? Yes, that's why he didn't try to
fight him.
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Please, I'm not a yo -yo.
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Ethel, I want the whole story.
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All right, Your Honor.
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Well, you see, Ricky didn't intend to
give you the coat. He just rented it to
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use for a dancing number down at the
club.
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You mean this isn't my coat?
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No, honey.
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Oh.
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But at least you know Ricky isn't a
coward.
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This was my coat.
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I've been living in a mink's paradise.
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Now, Lucy, don't get upset.
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Oh, I'm going to get even with him if
it's the last thing I do.
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I ought to carve my initials in it with
an electric razor.
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Oh.
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What are you going to do?
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You know that costume store downtown
where they sell imitation fur coats?
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Yeah. Well, I'm going down there today
and I'm going to get a coat exactly like
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this.
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Lucy, this is a pretty poor imitation.
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Don't you think Ricky will know it isn't
real mink?
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Well, honey, I will, but I don't think
Ricky will. You know how men are. Yeah.
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I've got this thing fixed so it'll scare
him to death.
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Now, when we go out there, this is what
I want you to do.
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I hadn't thought of that.
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But what of the anniversary?
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I'll get her a couple of minks and let
her raise her own coat.
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Hiya, fellas.
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Hi, girls. What are you doing in that
coat? I asked her to put it on. I want
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take a look at it. I'm thinking of
restyling it.
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Restyling it?
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Yeah, I think I look better in a short
jacket. Don't you? Uh -huh.
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What are you doing?
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No, please, please.
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Please don't study no more.
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Please.
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Well, it'll make a nice mouth.
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Hey, look at me. I'm a first stylist.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no.
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Oh, no, no.
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There you are. Congratulations, Ethel.
You're the first woman to ever wear a
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mink T -shirt.
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Isn't it dreamy? Yeah.
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Even though you didn't get a mink coat,
I think you did pretty well for your
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anniversary. So do I, considering it
wasn't our anniversary.
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Lucy, what do you mean?
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Well, whenever there's a good present in
sight, I always tell Ricky it's our
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anniversary. Oh, no!
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When is your anniversary?
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It's on, um... Well,
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how do you like that? I fibbed about it
so much and now I've forgotten.
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all these things for your anniversary
last week, but the store forgot to send
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them. Really?
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Yeah. Happy anniversary, Lucy.
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Happy anniversary, darling.
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