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Previously on Headcase... Who the fuck is everybody?

People of choice or... People of choice or what? I am a drug representative.

Perfect. I can totally hook you up. I met somebody else.

Why didn't you tell me before? Why didn't you tell me two days ago?

My heart's been broken into a million little pieces.

Is it true?

Is it true?

You're gonna handle this holistically?

Drink up. What if I was to inform you that there's opportunities all around

What's that?

I'm as.

Predators, any lawyer, I've just done it online.

Jeremy's gonna really want pretty much 50 % of everything.

You gave me herpes!

I didn't. You're gonna come to my house, I'm gonna look after you. Do you still

live in the same place?

Yes, in Silverdike. Hi!

Oh no, I'm the boss tonight.

Ew!

Elizabeth, what could possibly bring you to therapy?

You? Problems?

What kind of problems would you be having?

Well, not only was I left by the one love of my life, and there's a

but I actually transmitted disease.

You, my friend, have been given a bad basket of apples.

But let me tell you something. I'm listening.

You, like every strong woman in the world, have to do it alone.

No, yes, alone.

Harriet Tubman did it alone.

Jane Fonda did it alone.

Jessica Simpson is doing it alone.

You need to pull yourself up by your antlers and realize that it is lonely at

the top.

Thank you, Doctor.

Well, you're probably wondering why I've gathered the troops today.

It's because if we're going to fight the enemy, you've got to fight the enemy

with smarts and chutzpah.

And we're going to take down that little Jew hobbit.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

As we know, things are a little difficult around here.

So we need to tighten our belts.

There's going to be no more cookies and cakes, no more international calls.

Myron, you've got to pay me back for back rent.

A couple hundred, what?

$16 ,412 .37.

No, that's just... Lola!

You work for me 24 -7. I don't care if it's on the bankroll or not.

You have to be like a black Labrador to a blind man. Do you understand?

Yes. And Ron Julio.

You know, I like these tapes.

You know, I like how I feel.

I want to call them blendies.

And I've got some other ingredients I want you to pick up.

Yeah?

And I think let's take all this stuff into your office.

Okay. All right, anybody have anything to say?

Thought so.

To thine own self be true.

Hamlet.

What?

We just went for a drink.

So, anything on your mind particularly? Anything going on with you?

So, here's the thing, I've never shared this with anyone, but I've been working

on my American accent and, like, a new persona. You know, like, Madonna, she,

like, does transformation.

Yes, I do.

Reinventions. So I thought, hmm, Ginger, Geri Halliwell, over.

Yeah. I want to do country and western music.

So would you say you're not from England? Would you say I'm a Texan?

My parents...

are related.

Exactly. All right.

What is

your country western name? Who would I be talking to

right now?

Jodalee. Jodalee.

Jodalee. And so you're going to make a country album?

Uh -huh. That's great. I come. I'm from Easton, Texas.

My name is Jody Lee.

I just love Patsy Cline.

I just love her. Well, who doesn't love Patsy Cline? We all got to stand by our

man. Well, we don't always got to stand by our man, do we? I think we do.

Well, sometimes when you stand by your man, you don't exactly get what you

signed up for.

Four kings, ace kicker.

You win.

That's right. I win again. One more time. You win again.

Where's my money? You're good, man.

Listen, let me ask you a question.

Let me ask you a question. Where's my money? You think you're going to match

Hold on. Hold on a second. I'm a little short right now.

You're a little short. I'm going to, I'll take care of you. You're a little

short. You're always a little short. Well, it's been close.

You're a short guy for a short guy, you know. The other thing I've been learning

is 50 states of America.

You know all of them?

I've been learning them. Let's hear them. 50 states.

Alabama,

Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado.

Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii.

She doesn't pay you this kind of money, unless I'm mistaken.

Where do you get this kind of bread?

You know, I'm good at cards, you know. I have a game. No kidding. Big money

game, right?

It could get big, yeah. It's very big.

You know, not for people like Jews.

People like me?

Like Jew.

What do you mean, Jews?

Where does the Jew come in? No, I'm not talking about the Jews. I'm talking

about people like you.

Oh, you mean people like me?

Yeah. What kind of people? With no money.

Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine.

How much do I need to get in the game?

I can't put you in the game. Oh, come on. Put me in the game. What's it going

cost you? I can't do that for you. Look, just steal the cards, okay? Put me in

the fucking game. No, just steal the cards so you can try to win some of your

money back.

All right. If I win some of my money back?

I'll think about it.

West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

Does that make me American? Well, yes. I don't understand why they don't do this

with the green card thing.

Produce.

Brian.

Hey, here.

I told you, man. He's so cool.

So cool.

Yeah.

Hey.

Paul. Myron.

So you're from Las Vegas?

Yes, Las Vegas, Nevada.

And I'm sorry, who referred you?

Carrot Top, actually. Right, right, right. So you're a Vegas man. Are you a

gambler? No, no, no. Drinker? No. Pill popper? No. Addicted to prostitution?

no. What brings you to therapy?

See, the problem is that the magic has sort of gone away.

Oh, you're married.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not like that.

When I'm performing magic for the audience, it's not magical anymore.

Are you saying you've lost your power? Yes.

In a sense, I've lost... Your wizardry? Yeah, we don't really use that word.

Who's we?

You know, the magicians. Magical people. Right.

What an opportunity.

I'm so happy you called.

This is it? This is the business?

This is it.

This is the future. What is it we've always wanted in a bottle?

It's not magic anymore in the audience.

The audience is not reacting like they used to. How so?

They're not liking me anymore. They're booing.

They're throwing things.

What do they throw at a magician?

Glasses and trash and shoes.

It's horrible.

So...

So what you're saying is that everybody hates you and you've lost your power.

Yes. That's it.

Exactly. Hey, Lola, can you send Ron Julio in?

It's an aftershave lotion. It's a deodorant. What is it? It's whatever you

it to be. It can be a cologne.

It can be an air freshener. It can be a fabric softener for all I care.

If you want to believe you need more time, you spray it.

and maybe you'll feel less hurried. That's all marketing.

That's all in the labeling.

People will buy it if it's labeled right.

They're all different colors. Doc, I'll tell you, they're all the same thing.

All right, okay.

But how do we make money, real money? Oh, you're good.

Were you a social child, or were you off in the woods cutting frogs in half?

Yeah, I spent a lot of time on my own.

I think... Can you make people disappear?

I have. I've made... So if I had an enemy, let's say, you could just poof?

Well, it's a little more complicated than just going poof, but... I just

want to give you the wrong impression. I can still do the tricks. I can still

make things happen.

I can still amaze people, but it's just not magic anymore.

See? I used to be able to do that for the whole can.

That's all I can do now.

I'm going to need another blended right away.

Another one?

Order. Oh, okay.

You're magical.

But not anymore. That's the problem.

I want to get the magic back.

Investment, right?

Capital makes capital. And we need just that.

Are you in?

Right now, truth be known, I'm short.

I'm sure, but I got a guy.

Let's set up a meeting.

All right.

What's that?

It's for the doctor.

Really?

Isn't there, do you read Harry Potter?

Is there some kind of book or a handbook or a pamphlet or something that can

give you a clue?

I've read the Harry Potter books.

You think there's something in there?

Dr. Good's office?

We need Dr. Good! No, I can't understand you. Wait a second.

You live in Las Vegas. It's hot and dry. You must moisturize.

Don't interrupt, Mr. Burton. I'm sorry.

Code pink?

Oh. Oh.

Lance, I'm, uh...

Gracias. Listen.

What's a code pink? It's a psych term.

It's a what? It's a psych term.

You're just going to go with Lola. Here. Here.

Have a take. It's always helped me. It's for tricksters and demons.

Oh, we just started the session, though.

You lost your sense of time. It's been like two hours.

It has? Yes.

We've been there two hours? Yes, Alice. Alice.

This is Dr. Good.

And pack yourself. We're going to New York. Why?

Isaac Mizrahi has style block.

Fuck.

We're business partners. Put us in the game.

Are you his business partner? Yeah. No, wait, hey, look.

You a tough guy? Is that it? You like that?

You gonna snatch that away from me?

Would you like to have more money?

Do you know what opportunity is, Ron?

Do you?

Check this out.

What's that smell like?

I don't know. That smells like toilet water. You're wrong. It smells like

That's what people want. Tell you what, I'm going to let you name one. He's a

common person. He's a kid, right? There you go.

Ay, puta!

What's around?

Ay, fire!

No, it's good.

No acid. No, not acid.

What's it smell like?

What's it smell like?

Try it again. What's it smell like?

What's he saying?

I don't know. I don't know. What is it? What does it smell like?

That kind of burns me.

Let me ask you, can we get in the game, maybe?

Look,

don't spray it. It hurts.

I don't want to spray you. I don't. Can we get in the game? I don't want to

spray you.

I don't want to spray you.

Okay,

okay, okay, okay.

I'll make a few calls. I didn't want to do that.

Thank you, Ron.

What's that smell like?

This kid.

I'm seeing a different side of you here.

I just don't understand why we're not staying at the Regency.

It was booked, Elizabeth.

I did try.

I understand. I understand.

Everybody's going through hard times. We have to tighten our belts. The

economy's bad.

I just don't like, you know, other people's sheets and other people's

I'm just trying to save us some money with the Jeremy thing.

And it's so loud in New York.

That's the spirit of New York. I know, but I have a hard time sleeping anyway.

All right, Lola. Well, I do appreciate...

Everything you've done.

Welcome, Elizabeth.

Good night.

Good night.

Lola.

Yes? I can't sleep in a bed with somebody else.

What do you mean?

I mean, I don't share my bed with anybody else. I don't want to feel

move. I don't want to feel their breath. I just...

Well, what am I supposed to do? Well, there's no nest.

On the sofa?

Yes.

Good night.

We're closed.

Thank you for calling the offices of Dr. Good and Dr.

Finkelstein. Please leave your message at the beep.

Hi, Dr. Good. Listen, it's Lance Burton. Listen, listen, I just got off stage.

It was unbelievable.

It was a standing ovation. They didn't throw things at me. They didn't yell at

me. They brought me flowers at the end of the show. I'm not sure what happened,

but I'm coming back tomorrow.

I've got to talk to you. This is fantastic.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.

No, he has a tendency to be a bit of a drama queen, so we can't just descend on

him. He needs a little... Where's Isaac?

Okay, just let me deal with him alone.

Oh. Yeah, sure.

Hi.

Oh, hello.

I'm Jenny. I'm Isaac's sister. Oh, hello. I'm Lola, Dr. Good's sister.

Isaac. Isaac.

Oh, my God, you're not dead.

I'm so sorry.

Where have you been?

I keep texting all your assistants.

I have, like, five pattern makers and almost 40 sample hands and beaters

for sketches. What is going on? And I am completely blocked.

Completely, utterly blocked.

I can't do it. Oh, my God, a new collection. Is this a new collection? It

actually. Oh, my God. We're not really showing it yet. Look how great these

colors are. Maybe it's more comfortable in the lobby. No, no, because, look, I

can see all the new stuff. It's fantastic.

Tell me what's going on in your life. I can't tell you. I am a psychiatrist.

I'm here to find out what all the rubbish is I need to dig through to find

Go ahead.

Start digging, darling. What's going on? How's your relationship?

Fine, fine.

We're not speaking, but it's fine. That's good for my relationship. How's

communication with your mom? She's my mom, so don't go there.

There seems to be an anger there. You know what?

You took your time getting here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable in the lobby.

Black and white is very classical. You know, Julie, I think you should wait in

the lobby because we really can't show this yet. Oh, no, that's all right. I

won't tell anyone.

Well, what happened to Valley the Dolls meets Elasa Apto meets Betty Boo? I

don't know. I thought that was... I don't know where it went wrong.

Are you just completely blank? Look, look.

That's what I've done in three days.

There's a heel.

You have a heel.

Yeah. That's something. I remember one year it was a caramel popcorn ball, and

you didn't know. Yes, you can, Isaac. What's going on?

I get it. I get it.

You don't have a show.

So if anyone's angry at anything, you should be angry at the fact that your

creative well is dry as a bone. And it was so good last season. It was

fantastic. But, I mean, Isaac, it peaks and valleys. So, I mean, it was great

last season. It's probably supposed to be bad this season. I mean, it's

important that you feel both sides. It can't always, you know. What am I doing?

Just say it. Just say it. You've got to say it. I think you're self -sabotaging.

Self -sabotaging. Which means that you had such a good show last spring that

you feel like you're not worthy of another, so you're going to make sure

it's not good.

Hi, Lance Burton, Master Magician. I'm here to see Dr. Good.

Uh -huh. Yes, he's not here.

Okay.

When will she be back?

I don't know. I don't know. Okay.

Listen, she gave me a milkshake yesterday.

Is that a metaphor?

No, no. A milkshake. It was a paper cup with a straw in it. A sloshy drink.

And I drank the drink. And everything is perfect now. Okay. I just need another

milkshake. I have a show tonight.

We make the blended.

You guys make blended?

You got that right, Merlin. I mean, listen, you've been creative with the

and everything else. I don't understand why now would you... Wait, could you

take your hair down just a second? I'm just thinking.

Would it be possible for you to, like, take your hair down? Yes, I... Just take

it down for a second. Of course. Stand up a second. All right. Stand up a

minute.

Look at you now.

What do you think of that?

Well, I... I gotta tell you... Pick up the skirt a little bit. Let me see it

short. Oh, look at that.

I'm going to need a lot of them. Well, we can make a lot of them. No, I mean...

A lot of them.

Chop chop.

Coming right up, sir.

Hey, pull something out of my ear.

Hair just kind of hanging down like that.

Are you? I'm doing something. Can I do something?

Oh my gosh. Can I do something? I don't feel like crying in this session. Look,

it's a Durandal skirt.

It's a plain Jane.

Kind of absolutely nothing.

Oh, my God. It's so great. You did it. You did it. No, think about it. It's

like, it's nothing.

It's nothing. It's a nothing, nothing, nothing. It's nothing.

I love it. So you got it? You have it? Hey, Corey, Corey.

Look, look, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop. What do you think? Look, there it

What does it say?

Not much, really.

You see?

Perfect. Oh, I love it.

I love it. You did it. You did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. Oh, my gosh.

You're unblocked? Call the studio. We'll have sketches in ten minutes.

Okay, you guys.

I put my ass on the line here.

These people are all about respect. You don't look them in the eye. You don't

ask for no name. When you make a bet, you yell loud.

Make sure they hear it. And you take care of your people, okay?

What are you talking about me?

Where? These guys.

You got it? Yeah, I got it. Let me see it. I know how much there is.

Just so you know. Look for you.

And maybe you don't look me in the eye. How about that?

You watch your little people. All right, all right, all right.

Mi abuela te manda saludos!

Is that the guy?

Yeah, I told you no white boy's in on this, man.

Oh, no, no, no. He's Jewish.

and make it a little okay.

All right, let's go, ladies. Come on, come on.

Come on, baby.

All right. All right, yeah. Chunk game.

I thought there was a big game.

Think you can handle it?

Can you handle it?

That's a call.

You follow the rules. I got a trick.

All right, take it. Big shot.

Atta girl.

Full house.

Yeah.

That's right.

All right.

I'm all in.

I'm all in, too.

Play the game and let's get out of here.

Byron, I will decide when we go. Good. Send it.

Straight.

Hold it.

Oh!

You want to play the big game?

You think that's going to put fear in me?

Yeah, why don't we just get in the car? Let's go. Why don't you just shut your

mouth? You and me. Hold it.

Huh?

All right, Fred.

You and me.

best spin ready or what I'm ready I'm doing you're doing the world a favor why

don't we just get in the car

Agent Jeff Berger.

Hey, Lizzie.

Now I'm talking to you.

I hope you see this.

I hope you got broadband.

This is my last resort. I didn't want to do this.

I've been fucked.

Because I got into this relationship thinking that we would start a business

together. Now I've got nobody.

I'm just wanting her to talk to me so we can get a dialogue going. So I can get

what's rightfully mine. That's what I want. Have you ever been scammed?

You've been lied to?

Promised the world and then had it taken away?

That's what I'm involved in right now.

America,

if you just step aside for a second. This one's between me and Lizzie. It

be any Lizzie.

I'm not going to name her. No one else knows it's you.

It's Elizabeth Goode.

We had a life set up.

Oh, soy un niño de verdad.

Soy un niño de verdad.