All language subtitles for head_case_s01e09_pair_of_hearts

Doctor's office.

Lola, I just went to the Barney sale and
you're not going to believe I got the

cutest little top.

It's like a moth greeny thing that lifts
and separates. Oh, that sounds

gorgeous, but you have remembered you've
got that model Magalie at three. Oh,

that's right. All right, I'm on my way.
Okey -doke.

Magalie.

Hi. Hi.

What do you think I've got, 40 minutes?

Two hours, usually. I'm going TT.

Okay.

Problem is, Uma, I've already got
somebody in at that.

Actually, it's Winona.

You two know each other, don't you?
Aren't you friends?

Maybe you could sort it out amongst
yourselves.

I know, because Dr. Good's very popular.

Well, you two have a little chit -chat
about it and then call me back and let

know what you want to do, okay?

Okay, then. Lots of love. Bye.

Thank you for explaining packaging, and
you're right. It is like flying back and

forth. Right, exactly, because it's all
in one place. Thanks for lunch, by the

way. I don't usually forget my wallet,
but I... Dr.

Good.

Um, Alanis Morissette got here. Okay,
Lola.

Sorry.

How far is Morissette?

I'll just go and stick some of these on
him.

Anyway, I should go. Get over here.

Okay.

Oh, my God. Tingling.

I'll bring a lasagna over to the beach
house or the flat?

Flat. But not tonight. Tomorrow, right?
I got to premiere tonight. All right.

Well, I'll just freeze it. Great. Hi,
Elena.

Hi, Elena.

She may not remember me.

That's cool.

Okay.

Oh, my.

So I see you've been in anger management
for 15 years?

Yes.

And you've been to court about 11 times.
What happened with that other girl?

Samantha, she was doing backup for you.

Why did you make her swallow the Diet
Coke bottle?

She was a little off tune one of the
nights.

And I tolerated it for like three or
four songs.

Do you hate everybody, Alana? No, not
when I first meet them.

Oh, my God.

Heather Graham.

Fucking bang her. Oh, hey.

Hi. Dr. Myron Finkelstein. Yeah, Jeremy
Berger. How are you? Good to see you.

You're a doctor, huh? Yeah.

Great. Excellent.

Oh, fantastic. Are you here for... Yeah,
yeah. We're sort of seeing each other.

You're a doctor, huh? You know, I got
this thing. It's a testicular... Shrink,

shrink. Oh, oh, oh. It has nothing to do
with your balls.

Oh, great, great. Well, I mean, the
first time I got an STD, it was in my

Have you been to sex addiction therapy
before?

I don't have an addiction.

I'm not addicted.

You're not addicted to sex?

No.

That revolving door is shut for a while
now? Probably forever.

Really? It doesn't actually work
anymore.

So you're no longer a pair of flapping
legs in the wind like an old schooner.

You do the head stuff.

Yeah, but that could be related.

It could be. It could be. I should give
you a call. Are you here for... Just

dropping her off. Oh, yeah? And then I
got a million appointments. All right,

ahead. I don't even wear a watch, but I
know I do. If you want to talk about

your balls, anytime.

Fantastic.

Well, my other doctor told me to bring
something that will help me.

um work through some of your anger is
that a gun alana

yeah it's a special little one that i
can hide and i can take it um

is this a penis for you well it has been
a couple times

really yeah

All right, just let it go.

Lola, can you come in here for a second?

I need to go teach you.

Hi.

Hi, I'm Lola. I'm the receptionist.

So, where were you up to with the
doctor?

Are you... You're not a doctor?

Not strictly, but feel free to unburden.

Unburden.

Hi, I'm... Lola, can you scootch over
for a second?

I'm not going to hurt you. Oh, Alanis,
and, you know, I'm not worried about

that.

What I'm concerned about is your
relationships with men.

This is a man. I'm assuming you don't
feel aggressive feelings towards him.

tell me, are you seeing anybody right
now, Alanis?

A few people at the same time. A few
people. Wow, that's a heart. Because I

started seeing somebody.

So it's monogamous.

I'm getting distracted. Isn't that
crazy? I'm obviously madly in love. I'm

a lifetime movie.

What's his name? His name is Jeremy
Berger.

And he's really cute. Yeah, I know him.

You know Jeremy?

Yeah, I really know him a little too
well, actually.

I don't understand what that means.

Hey, how are you?

Oh, hi. Dr. Myron Finkelstein. Oh, hi.
Willie Garson. Good to meet you.

You waiting for Dr. Good? Yes, I am.

Yep. You have an appointment?

Yeah. What time? Yeah.

Two. Hmm.

I think she forgot about you. Oh, I
don't give a shit.

Yeah, because I said so.

Thanks, honey.

You're doing a terrific job.

It's like the burger salad.

It is, it is. I don't even have to give
them the nod.

Yeah, they just automatically give it to
me.

Okay. Yeah, I hope you don't mind that I
ordered for you. Oh, no, I love it. I

do. I just make another decision in my
life.

All right. Because the play here is
amazing.

Oh, I know. And it's just so nice having
a man around.

It's nice to be around.

You know what I mean?

Oh, is that today's form? Yeah, this is
today's form.

You like the gamble?

A little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love it. Love the play.

Yeah, what do you like to play? I like
to play poker.

Please don't say anything. I won't, I
won't. Because she's going through this

whole, like, age, Grandma Moses.

You know what I, honestly, my dad taught
me this.

Career resuscitation. You know what I
mean? There's a whole, there's a whole

business in that. Well, I've got to
build them up emotionally first. Okay.

Because I don't want to, you know, send
them out. God, we could work together.

You know what I mean? You could build
them up and then if they... I can't, I

can't tell you anymore. Okay, all right.
I feel like I'm being, I'm like, I'm

crossing a line. But that's, that's
pretty amazing. I know.

I mean, not officially yet, but yes, I
know, I know.

And honestly, I would never want to
cross the line at all, at all. But one

just one more. Oh, come on. One more
before the main course.

Oh, motherfucker.

I can't buy a car. I don't know what it
is. I think I'm cursed.

I'm not blaming you for that.

We're okay, right? I'm going to take her
off. We're fine, but you know what?

I don't think she's ever going to come
back. Are you good for this? I think she

wouldn't grow. It's about $1 ,600.

All right, you know what I think we can
do?

Because I'm a little short right now.
Why don't you come in here for some

sessions? We'll work it out.

You know me. I've opened up my heart to
you. You know what I mean? I know, and I

protect it.

I protect it in a little casual pouch.

Then we seal it up and put it in the
safe. I know, and I feel very safe, and

feel vulnerable yet giddy.

Goddamn. You're so fucking hot. Look at
you. Oh, my God. You're so hot. I'd love

to just unbutton that fucking pearl.

Please let me look. Can I look just once
under the table? Come on. Oh, my God.

I'm wearing panties. No, listen.

I really... This is so... You

ever meet somebody that just makes you
tingle on your toes?

I certainly have, Elizabeth.

Mmm.

And I don't care if he's shorter than
me.

That's what wedge shoes are for.

A gentleman can wear Cuban heels, you
know, or lifts inside.

Yeah.

How are you?

Oh, hi. I'm Fred Willard. I have an
appointment.

You're the doctor?

Yeah, I am. Oh, good? I'm good. How are
you? Good. Fine, fine.

Good to see you. How are you, doctor?

Step right in there. Thank you.

Dr. Elizabeth Goodberger.

I mean, I can almost see the Christmas
card.

Matching sweaters with one of those
reindeer hats.

Yes, I think he doesn't celebrate the
Yule Tide, does he? Thanks for seeing me

right away. I thought Dr.

Good was a woman.

Oh, Dr.

Elizabeth Good. Yeah, that could be.
That's an interesting name. Is that

English? It could be used as a man's
name, too. Yeah. Elizabeth.

Should I be lying down here? You can
make yourself comfortable. I'm kind of

you're not a woman. But when a woman
doctor will say...

Take off your clothes and get up on the
table. I like to say, you first.

They hate that. I don't like that.

He seems to be very fond of you, Dr.
Good.

He is.

I mean, I like to say that you look like
you're glowing.

You just look different. There seems to
be something less bad about you.

Well, the problem is, as I say, I'm an
actor, as you know. Of course, yeah.

And you know my work, and I find I
have...

Petty jealousies.

Not so much jealousies, but someone once
said to me, do you ever really feel

better after you read the trades?

You know, read about... When someone
doesn't get a job? Yeah, when someone's

being... Or fails, some sense of
failure?

Yeah. It's perfectly normal.

It's perfectly normal. Is it? You know,
if somebody sees a shrink?

No, I don't... Or they go into a deep
depression? I'm happy.

Oh, my God.

Don't I have a two o 'clock?

It should be Fred Willard.

Now, I find myself getting jealous.

Even women actresses.

Is that crazy?

Myron, this is my patient.

Well, he was waiting.

Are you Dr. Good? This is Dr. Good. I'm
good.

Who are you? I'm so sorry.

Please come with me. Your appointment is
with me. He was waiting.

He said he was Dr.

Good. I said I was good. I said I was
brilliant. I am.

By the way, she can't prescribe
anything. Myron. So if you want... You

P -I -L -L -L? Freshly. Yeah, anytime. I
might be back in a minute. I love your

work. Brilliant. I'm sorry, this guy
stopped me out in the hall.

Said I'm Dr. Good.

So, sorry, is he not even a doctor, that
guy?

He's a Freudian.

So Willie Garson referred you? Yeah,
he's a terrific guy.

He's just terrific. Do you gamble, too?
I do not gamble. I wish I did. You know,

Willie's a compulsive gambler.

Compulsive? Yeah.

Is he a compulsive loser, too?

Well, he's a loser in the broad sense of
the word.

I feel... I don't know how to stretch
out. You kind of feel like Sandra Dee if

sit like this. You feel unsafe?

No, but I just don't know. I can't
really lay out here. But if I do this,

kind of an effeminate... You're very
concerned with masculine and feminine,

aren't you? Yeah, is that bad?

No, not at all.

I was a little relieved with Dr...
What's his name there?

You don't like to talk to women. Oh, I
love it. I love it. But when it's in

professional...

I feel a little nervous.

I went to have a massage, and they said,
do you want a man or a woman? And I

didn't. What do you say? If you say you
want a man, they think, oh, God, this

guy's in a fruitcake. Do you want me to
massage you?

Well, yeah.

But, I mean, I'm embarrassed to even say
that. That would be wonderful. Why do

you feel uncomfortable with me?

Well, there's a male -female thing. So
it's a sexual thing. Sexual tension,

yeah. Fred, I had a thought about what
we were talking about before.

Oh, yeah. So, you know, the woman thing?

I'm Dr.

Finkelstein. I'm sorry.

Are you going to be in the rest of the
afternoon? Yeah, because I just had a

great idea. All right.

He's a real doctor.

Hi. I don't have you in the book today.

No, I'm not. I'm here to collect
something from Dr.

Finkelstein for Willie Garson. Really?
Yeah, $1 ,600.

We could just settle this up.

I can probably cover it if you just give
me a little time to go to the

bank during my lunch break.

All right, fair enough. That'd be great.
Would you like to take a seat? Yeah, do

you mind if I accompany you to the bank?

Oh, of course. Okay, the quicker the
better.

Hmm, okay.