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And action, Myron.
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Hi.
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I'm Dr. Myron Finkelstein. I'm a shrink.
I can help you.
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Everybody's got problems. That was
excellent, Myron. Just a bit more energy
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time. Come on, we'll do another one.
Come on. Are you sure you know what
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doing with this sweater? Of course I
know what I'm doing. People coming to me
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for help? I am a stylist and a
filmmaker.
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In you go.
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How are we doing for sound?
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He says you're doing fine. Just speak up
a bit louder, okay?
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This is fantastic, Doctor.
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It's completely full.
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You've got Roger Pearson at 9, Carol
Carpenter at 11, and then Ray Dallas at
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.15.
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Dr. Finkelstein, this might just be our
busiest day ever.
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Yeah, I knew it was going to happen.
Eventually, somebody had to talk about
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work I was doing.
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Fantastic. Do you think it might be
anything to do with the commercial?
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Absolutely. That helped.
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The Yellow Pages. The Yellow Pages is an
investment.
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I'm so happy for you. Well, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. I think it's time
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for a little congratulatory hug.
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Go on.
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Excellent. Yes.
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We should have some champagne.
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Doctor's office.
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Lola, hi. How are you? Hello, Doctor.
Good. I can't tell you the day I'm
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Do you know that it's not even...
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Cree holiday and everything is on sale.
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Barney's had this sale, and I'm telling
you, it was cashmere four miles.
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And jeans, and I don't usually wear
jeans because I'm more of a corduroy
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I got naughty and I bought a few
different ones. Actually, you've got
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Garth in here, Doctor. I don't know what
to do with him.
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Oh, God. All right.
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Do me a favor. Catch him through.
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Okay. One moment.
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Willie, I have Doctor Good for you.
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Oh, um...
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Okay.
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Hi, Willie. How are you?
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I'm fine, Dr. Good. Where are you? Yeah,
we're going to do isolation therapy
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today. What do you mean, isolation?
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You know how last week we did
transpersonal digression?
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Yeah. Today I want to work on separation
and social anxiety disorder, and I need
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you to be alone for that.
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Wow. Wow.
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And she will see you at 10 o 'clock on
Friday.
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Thank you.
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Okay, bye -bye. Bye.
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Hi. Good morning. I have a 10 o 'clock
with Dr. Finkelstein.
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Your name is? Roger.
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Roger Pearson.
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Roger Pearson. Lovely.
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Very happy to see you, Mr. Pearson.
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How did you hear about us? Oh, I saw
your Yellow Page ad, and then I actually
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saw your commercial.
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Do you know, I actually directed and
styled that commercial.
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Oh. And it was effective.
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Very nice. Can I get you a treat?
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Now, tell me about that phone call.
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I just started smoking pot.
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Don't skip the beats. I need to hear
everything.
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I needed money because I had lost my pot
money gambling,
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which was my allowance.
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I know last time when you were crying
and you were telling me about the boys
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that used to beat you up behind the
synagogue.
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Can we go there again?
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Okay. I want you to get comfortable and
tell me how it felt.
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Well... The worst part was that I could
never tell my grandmother what had
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happened to the Amica.
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And... Roger, it was great.
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You're doing great, man. Thank you so
much. It was a pleasure to meet you. See
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you next time. You're wonderful.
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I'll see you next week. I really
appreciate it.
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Bye. Bye -bye.
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This is the thing.
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I was always afraid of the dwarves.
Well, you know, little people in
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They're a lot heavier than they look.
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Uh, Willie?
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Yeah? I'm gonna go.
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You can stay in my office and just keep
breathing.
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Dr. Go - Lola!
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Doctor's office.
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Okay, one moment.
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Dr. Good, I've got Jeremy Berger for
you.
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Catch him through.
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This is Elizabeth.
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Hi. Elizabeth, will you marry me? Too
forward? I'm kidding. Listen, it's
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Berger from the internet dating thing.
Do you want to have lunch at the Roof
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Garden? Stay 45 minutes?
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Great. I can see to the office in Kane.
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Oh, beautiful. I'll see you there, baby.
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I'll try a thong.
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You know what? You're going to find your
man.
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You will find a man.
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And good luck with the root.
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Carol!
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Yes? Dr. Finkelstein, how are you?
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I don't have much time. I am getting a
seaweed mud wrap in 45 minutes.
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Yeah, that'll work. Hi, dear. Would you
mind getting me a diet root beer?
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Cool. Do you have any chocolate?
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I have chocolate.
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Oh, good.
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I'll have to watch my weight. But not
today.
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Come on in, Carol.
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I thought you'd be a little younger.
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Let's go.
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Isn't it fun when you meet a new friend?
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I just like people. You know, I like
talking to people, being around people.
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Not so much being with them in person as
much as like talking through gadgets.
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And I'm good with gadgets.
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Good with my hands.
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See, I'm quite the opposite. I like to
be with people. It's very hard for me to
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read people.
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Although I do phone sessions.
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You know, if I have a client in San
Francisco. We'll phone it in. Yeah,
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have a session over the phone.
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Interesting. In the business, we call
phoning it in is like when an actor
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up and doesn't give it his all. We say
phoning it in.
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Funny. But, you know, what I think is
interesting is we balance each other
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You know, because I'm not as good in
person. Are we going to date? Because I
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just need to get a few things out
before.
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Because I'm uncomfortable and so I need
to express that.
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I don't usually sleep with somebody
until the 13th or 14th date. Okay. And I
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consider a meal a date, not a walk or
shopping.
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Okay. I don't have orgasms for a very
long time. That's my comfortability
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That's okay. I have cellulite, so if
you're expecting a model, you're not
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to find one. Okay, excellent. Good to
know. And I have a tendency to get very
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jealous, so if you even flirt with
somebody, I'll put a gun to my head. All
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right, well, let me put your feelings at
ease there, first of all. Okay, I know.
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I'm just, you know, I like to be...
straight shooter.
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Dr. Finkelstein, I've got Ray Dallas in
reception.
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So, how old are you, Ray?
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23. Huh? 23?
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23. Yeah.
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You look a little older.
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So what do you want to talk about?
What's going on?
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Well, I don't have much time. I've got
to be back at the golf link soon.
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No kidding. Why?
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Why? What do you fucking think why? I'm
a caddy, for God's sake. Don't you look
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at your goddamn notes?
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What's your problem, Ray? Why are you so
angry?
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I'm still living at home with my mom,
man. I should be in college.
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But no, I'm stuck caddying for a bunch
of fat asses. No kidding. What would you
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like to study?
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I only have eyes for one person when I
have eyes for someone.
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Oh. I want you to know that sincerely
from the bottom of my heart. And those
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eyes are like, they're just pools of
sapphires. Well, I think you're really
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special. I think it's special what you
do, helping people. I mean that.
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Thanks, sweetheart.
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You know what else?
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About the 13th or 14th date thing. Maybe
we could work like a 10 out of 13 sort
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of deal. I'm kidding. Because that's
what I do as an agent. We work out
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No, I understand. No, 13th or 14th date
is great for me. Hell, we could do a
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full season, full order of 23, and then
get right in there. Well, if I had my
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druthers, I'd probably be in a band.
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Yeah, what do you play?
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I play bass.
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All right.
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Yeah,
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that's nice.
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You know where I should be? I should be
in Vegas clubbing.
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My dad taught me a lot that I knew. He
passed the business on to me. Oh, your
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dad was an agent? Yeah, he was. Well, we
like to say representative because
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agent has such a negative connotation.
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His motto was always, I've got your back
and a knife in the other person's. You
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know what I mean?
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I know, isn't it funny? But it's true
because you really have to protect the
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person that you're representing at all
costs.
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I mean, when you say you're
representative, it sounds so political.
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I know, and that's why we call the
United States of Talent is the name of
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agency. I know, and I think that's so
smart.
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Thanks, isn't it? We have a government
tie -in, you know, and people respond to
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that, especially these days.
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Flavor Flav.
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He's got so many mistresses. He's got
that girl named Booth, and he's got New
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York, and he's got Crazy.
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And that fucking dude is small and ugly.
Look at me, man.
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You're tall.
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I'm like a pussy magnet.
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Yeah.
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You get a lot of that, huh? A lot of it.
They come to you. Come on. That must be
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good. That must be fun. Well, you know,
you can only fuck so long a day. Yeah,
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that's right. You know, four or five
times a day.
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You know what? You have a lot of
ambition, and I'm happy for you. You
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done?
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Well, time's up.
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Come on.
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Oh. Okay, we'll be seeing you.
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It's all good.
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Yeah, you'll be all right.
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Everything's going to work out for you.
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I don't mean to change the subject, but
I like to know what... You know, I work
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so hard. I just don't have time. Me too,
and I always bring it home.
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Yeah, I have girlfriends, but no one
that I've really fallen for.
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It was really great.
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Roger Pearson, Carol Carpenter, Ray
fucking Dallas.
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I don't know. Maybe the Yellow Pages is
not such a good idea.
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I can't discount advertising, but I
mean... Well, how would you like me to
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it? Bill the three of them.
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Keep them coming at work. It's business.
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What address do I send it to?
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I'm Dr. Myron Finkelstein. I'm a shrink.
I can help you. I don't care what your
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problem is. You can't sleep if you can't
eat. If you're too tired, you're too
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shy. If you have sexual problems, you
can't get it up, can't get it down. Feel
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like you're at the end of the rope? You
ever want to use the rope?
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You're so depressed that you want to
jump off a building. Talk to me.
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I'll talk you out of it or your money
back. Whatever it is, I'll help you.
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the yellow page. And don't forget, bring
the voucher. I'll help you.
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I'll help you.
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I'll help you.
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Andy, something go wrong?
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I just wanted to check in because this
is my time slot.
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We have a session?
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Yeah. Andy, sounds like you have a lot
on your mind. I'm going to let you talk
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and I'll keep quiet.
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Oh man, I really do. I'm so happy.
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The food here is weird.
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The food here is weird. A little spicy.
I think I got a touch of that
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Montezuma's Revenge. My ass is exploding
all over the place.
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Hang on, hang on. I'm on the phone. I'm
doing my therapy.
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You don't want me drinking.
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