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Freudian slip.
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I mean, he's become part of the
vocabulary.
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I can't get over the fact that, I mean,
truck drivers will say, I'm anal, but
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that's Freud. He invented anal.
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And I love his sexual digging into sex
and
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mommy and daddy, you know.
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But I have no clue.
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So are you still picketing the major
cosmetic companies?
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Oh, well, yeah, but, you know, the
problem is I just look like hell.
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I mean, look at this.
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Look at this.
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And, you know, when you notice it when
you're opening up the car door and you
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see it in the window, the reflection,
and it's just, I mean, I disgust myself.
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That's great, Dr. Nichols. We'll call
you. Okay, thanks. Bye -bye. Bye. Bye.
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Dr. Nichols, what did he want? Yes, he
wants to take you out to lunch. All
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right, he wants to take me to lunch.
Well, actually, he said that you should
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pick a place. Oh, I pick a place. That
means I ought to take him.
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That's great news.
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I think I'm on the board. Have you
stopped plucking your pubic hair?
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I don't want you to repeat that to
anyone.
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It's not a problem in terms of self
-mutilation to pluck the pubes, but what
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happens when you eat them is that you
create a hairball.
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Do you think he wants me to pay? Do you
think I should pick up the tab?
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I don't think he really... Well, I mean,
did it sound like he was taking me to
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lunch or he wanted me to pick, so...
Yeah, he asked me to lunch, but I was
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wondering who... Many times in my field,
when somebody wants to be hairless,
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they want to get back to a prenatal
state.
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Well, look.
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See, this is... That's my little friend.
Are you identifying with the baby?
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Oh, to be held in someone's arms and...
And have nice skin?
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I have nice skin with no scabs and no
gagging. Do you think Barbie exists in
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nature? Oh, she's very natural.
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Why don't we celebrate?
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How about a drink? No. You and me, go
for a drink. No.
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Dinner? No. Dinner and drinks? No.
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Coffee? No.
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How is your relationship with your
neighbors?
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Is it better?
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The one who's suing us?
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For defecating on their lawn?
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I had to go.
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Jane, if you leave a sock with your name
tag in it... I want to go back to what
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we were talking about earlier, about the
beauty fixation, and I know that you
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broke all the mirrors in your house, and
that's fine. A lot of people that have
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appearance deficit disorder do do that.
The important thing for you to know is
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you cannot perform your own liposuction.
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You need to have an anesthesia.
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That pain is...
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So divine.
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Are you still eating your scabs?
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Only when I run out of pubic hair.
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Rick, what brings you to therapy today?
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I've been dealing with some stuff.
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Yeah? Retirement hasn't been as easy as
I thought it would be.
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How tall are you?
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About 6 '6". And you're single now,
right?
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Yeah. Are you dating anybody now?
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No. I mean, dating, yeah.
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Let's talk about that.
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Do you like blondes?
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Blondes are good.
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Are you hot?
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I'm sorry, I don't know.
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It's a little warm. Yeah, yeah, look at
you. We do a lot of stuff called role
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-playing, okay? I try to become somebody
maybe that you have a relationship
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with, and it's a way for you to say
things to somebody that you're unable to
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in your real life. Who are you attracted
to? Just name somebody you're attracted
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to. Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey. Yeah.
Okay, so just pretend I'm Mariah Carey.
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Okay. And what do you want to say to
Mariah?
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Just... Pretend I'm Mariah and we're
shooting a movie together. What do you
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to say to Mariah? Well, Mariah. Anything
you want.
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You're not that bad an actor. Oh.
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You really are.
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We're doing role play. I was just
wondering if you might be able to find
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me. Go ahead, Rick.
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A baseball.
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Lola, while you're out there, can you
hold my call and lock the door?
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Look at those hands.
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Have you ever seen such hands? No.
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I haven't. Okay.
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All right. Thank you, Lola. That'll be
all. Lock the door. Oh, look at you.
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And you're so dark.
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Dr. Good?
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Lola, it's Dr. Good. Listen.
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Oh, hello, Dr. Good. I want you to stop
work.
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What? I want you to put the answering
machine on, go home, take a shower,
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because us girls are going out. Going
out?
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Out! Wonderful!
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Thank you for calling the offices of Dr.
Good and Dr.
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Finkelstein. Please leave your message
at the...
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Lola, yes.
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Oh, this is Tom Sizer. I was calling
regarding Dr.
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Good's availability.
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I was wondering if she might be able to
kick my teeth in next Wednesday at 2
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.30.
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Hello?
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Well, here's to experimenting with eye
makeup.
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Oh, my God.
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But I want to thank you so much for
everything you're doing in the office.
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It's really running like a well -oiled
machine, and I think it's not so
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depressed.
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He's not so depressed, but still not
quite fun enough to bring out with us.
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Anyway, I'm really glad it's just you
and I and it's a girl's night. Oh, it's
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girl's night. Yeah.
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I know you're strapped for time, so I
thought this would be a good idea. My
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assistant fixed this up.
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It's kind of unusual. It's a little
later than I thought it was going to be.
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Park in the dark. Yes.
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Oh, God, I love getting drunk. I'm
just... Oh, I was counseling so much AA
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that I never did it myself, but it's
fun.
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Why stop drinking?
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Oh, they're pretty loud over there.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, here we go.
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Middle -aged crisis. Got to stay home.
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I'll tell you, Dr. Fink -of -Seen, I'm
thinking the board at this point.
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Very persuaded by your pro bono work?
That's great.
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Now, are you prepared to take on the
volume of referrals that are going to
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once you're on? Yeah, volume. I'll take
families.
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Entire family. I can take families. Hi,
my name is Lola Buckingham. What is it?
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Lola Buckingham. Lola.
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Yeah. How are you, Lola? I'm fine, thank
you. This is my boss, Dr. Elizabeth
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Goode. Hi.
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What kind of doctor? Is there anything I
can do to expedite this?
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As a matter of fact...
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We've got one curmudgeon, Tompkins, and
perhaps next week the three of us?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Someplace more traditional?
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Sure. Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
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So, Stephen, have you ever been in
therapy?
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It's actually Sean. Okay.
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Have you ever been in therapy before? I
appreciate that, but no, I don't need
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therapy. Thank you.
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But is it funny? It's funny.
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Please leave your message at the beep.
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I said kick in my teeth at 2 .30. That
is a specific instruction.
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Does she have any time next week to see
me? I'm losing my mind, I think.
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Let's pretend I'm somebody at a bar that
you're interested in pursuing.
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What would you say to me? Hi, Sean
Hayes.
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I'm an attractive, single, educated, STD
-free woman.
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How are you?
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The kind of people that come into our
office are really the sort of people
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you probably hang out with. I mean, I
probably can't say their names for my
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in here, but... Is it you actually
hitting on me now? No, I'm just... Are
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pretending to be somebody else? I am
your perfect person.
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What do you say to them to engage them
in some kind of an intimate scenario?
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Oh, um, what do you do for a living?
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It was great being a boss with Michael
Mann, although he would say things
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like... Well, why did you want to be an
actor?
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We're going to do this here in the
restaurant?
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It's hard for me to stop. I'm sure
you're acting right now.
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Wow. Yeah.
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I'm not. Well, have you ever thought of
having a therapy? Because if you did, we
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have secret entrances out. We have a
back entrance that you could use if you
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feel sort of back injured. That sounds a
little kinky, doesn't it?
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Well, maybe you do need to come in.
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But anyway, hi, it's Tom Sizemore.
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Sean, right?
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Oh, you got it right. Yes, I did. I have
another drink. You're from Alaska?
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Actually, I'm from Chicago.
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Oh.
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Because you have an Alaskan accent.
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Cheers.
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I love sake.
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Oh, you've got a bit blotchy, Miles.
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Oh, I guess I have, huh? I think it's
fine.
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Yeah? Well, as long as you don't see.
No, I mean, you know. Was your mother a
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whore? Um, no, my mom. My mom wasn't a
whore. She had five kids.
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That's kind of whore -y.
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I guess so, huh?
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Sounds kind of cakey, actually.
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Lovely. I just wanted to try it.
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You should warn me about that. Bye,
Curie.
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Oh, don't tell me that.
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I'm not saying your life is superficial.
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I'm just saying that at the end of the
day, when you're in your deathbed, are
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you really going to say, oh, thank God I
was in Will and Grace.
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Thank God I worked with Cher. I got an
Emmy.
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Ooh, did you see the guest stars during
sweeps? I mean, come on, Sean.
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Yeah. Do you come here often? I will
more, you know, if you do.
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You know what I say?
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I say, sell your Beamer.
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Sell your house in Rancho Cucamonga.
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Just sell it all.
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Just enough with materialism.
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Enough. Well, where do I go?
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You know where you go?
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Right in here. I have to see her next
Wednesday at 2 .30. I have to.
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Lola, please.
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Thank you for calling me. Yeah, maybe,
you know, you're right. I mean,
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everything you're saying is so
impactful.
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I cry when I masturbate.
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Wow.
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That's a lot of information.
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I had a celebrity patient once. Did you?
Yes, I did.
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Pat Nixon's friend.
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Who's Pat Nixon?
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That's your time.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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That was really good.
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Thank you.
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Well, thank you for these, Jane.
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I have a whole closet of stuff you've
given me. And, you know, the ointment
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gave me last week is only for burn
victims, so I would use that very
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But it's very good with the pain.
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I understand that. How are you feeling?
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Pain.
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I feel lots and lots of pain. I notice
you've been injecting your hands as
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I'm soaking in it. Yes.
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I don't think you can tell.
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Have you read Mary Shelley's
Frankenstein?
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I don't think so.
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Oh, Jane, you look gorgeous.
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I'm having a good day.
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There we go.
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Just put a file, Jane.
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