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Excuse me. What time is your
appointment?
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Um... But that's good.
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11 o 'clock? Yeah.
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Yeah, 11 o 'clock.
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Mine too.
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What do you mean you double -booked?
Tracy, I'm not a double -booker.
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This is why I gave you a leather binder.
I had to get something interesting. I
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ran into something like a well -oiled
mistake. How many times do I have to
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you to write in a bumper sticker? No
size more ever.
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I baked these myself.
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I made them on muffins.
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Here's what you think. You baked that
yourself?
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I don't care how many times he calls.
Don't book him. And then you double book
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him with Tracy Lourdes. Tracy Lourdes
coming to talk to me. Don't you know how
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crazy she is? Soft and wet and creamy
and kind of messy, too.
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Amazing.
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Like a beautiful disaster.
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All different. They're all crazy.
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Don't put him in the book. And then we
double book Tracy Lourdes.
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I'm free.
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I could help you out. You've got two
people. You're double booked. I'm good,
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thank you. I'll take the girl. Take the
girl off your hands. You can have the
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guy. The guy, they're going to back up
the wagon for that guy.
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The guy scares me.
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Yeah, he's going to be in a jacket.
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No talking to him. I'm not talking to
him.
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The girl, I'll talk to her. You can't
have the girl. Well, you're double
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What are you going to do?
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Okay, I'm thinking of a number between 1
and 10.
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4.
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I'll get the number.
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So, Tom, I just have to ask you a
question I ask all my patients at the
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beginning. Are you packing heat?
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Do you have any?
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I ask all my patients.
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I'm just a little nervous because...
Please, let's stop for a second.
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I'm a nice person, okay? I know. A much
nicer person than you really could
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ever know.
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And I want you to feel that this is a
safe haven and a clean place. You are...
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In a fetal position.
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No, it's not funny. I'm not a
psychiatrist. I'm an actor. But I do
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behavior. It's similar. You seem shaken.
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And I haven't even hit you yet. Oh. I'm
sorry she couldn't take you today, but
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she was, I don't know where it was.
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How are you feeling?
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No biggie. Just a piece of lint.
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There.
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Well, thank you very much.
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So you're wearing pink. Things have to
be good.
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It's a happy color.
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That's strange.
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I mean, I didn't think of it that way.
It was clean.
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What's the matter?
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I'm so hot.
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Here, want me to fan you?
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Yeah, it's very hot in here. I think the
air conditioning broke down. I'm sorry.
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So I never got Tracy, right?
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Tom, have you ever worked with
flashcards before?
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You mean like... I'm going to show you
images.
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And I want you to just say the first
thing that comes to your mind.
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Don't self -edit at all.
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Chickens. Chickens. Mooses.
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Roosters. Cocks.
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Cocks.
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Violence.
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Violence.
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Mom.
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Would you, like, blow on my legs?
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Sure. Thank you.
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Are your legs hot?
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I feel heat.
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Yeah. I never did find out why you're
here.
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Well, what you do which one of these
that it would be you if you had to pick
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of these I Don't know none of them. You
don't respond to any of them
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Which one would you rather don't want to
do that ever again?
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Have you done this before?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, how many times one?
Yeah, and that's funny.
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Oh Is that good? Yeah debate do I bake?
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Uh, no.
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No, I, you know, once in a while I'll do
some cooking. Do you like ladies'
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shoes? I almost burned down a kitchen.
Do I like ladies' shoes? Yeah, very fond
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of ladies' shoes. Very nice.
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They're lovely. If I reached over and I
took them like that.
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Hmm.
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But don't people confuse you with some
of the roles you play? People are
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and stupid.
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You have to remember that most people
are overworked bureaucrats doing things
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they don't like doing.
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If you don't like what you do, you don't
like, whatever, fuck it, I don't care.
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But you've done, like, war movies,
right?
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Fuck war movies.
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Oh. They're fake bullets.
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Nobody gets killed in them. It's
pretend.
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Yes, but you're a tough guy.
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You're a psychiatrist. You don't know
that they're pretend.
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I do know how to pretend. It's called
pretend. It's cowboys and indies on a
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budget. Do you want to take my shoes
off? I'm starting to take the shoe off.
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Yeah.
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You're a devil, aren't you?
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You like to play, don't you? Do you find
that a lot of the guys that play tough
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are really tough?
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I don't know. I don't think about it
that much.
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What do you think about, Tom?
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Do you like doing that? Uh -huh. Maybe I
should tie you up with your tie.
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I want you just to some relief and
tension. Look, stop it.
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Oh.
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Okay, whatever you're doing, stop it. Do
something else. Okay, sure. What would
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you like me to do? I don't give a fuck.
Just do something else. Okay. Okay,
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you're pissing me off. Oh, I don't want
to piss you off. You're a psychiatrist,
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right? Let's talk about my problems.
Let's talk about your problems. What is,
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um, what's the foremost on your mind
right now?
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Women.
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Um, could you hold on one second? Uh,
Lola, Nebraska.
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Nebraska.
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Women, uh, in a good way, women in a bad
way. You like them, you hate them. They
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ruin people's lives, men's lives. They
thought up my life. Right.
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I'm sorry, no. Would you like a
Twizzler? This is our assistant, Lola.
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That's all right.
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Lola, really? That's your name?
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Lola.
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What was that all about?
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You trust me, right?
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I don't know you. Close your eyes.
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Trust me. Yes.
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We'll play a little game.
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I'm going to be really honest with you.
I'm, um, I'm uncomfortable.
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Well, because I'm uncomfortable that
you're uncomfortable?
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Well, I just... Well, I'm uncomfortable
because you're uncomfortable because
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you're uncomfortable for reasons that
aren't true. I'm sorry, and I don't want
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to project that. I'm just thinking that
maybe we can... There's something we can
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do to kind of... Get it out. Have you
ever done something called trust?
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It's an exercise. Come on. Are you
willing to go with me? I don't want to
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anything. I want to get better. Okay.
All right, good.
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Follow me.
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Where are we going?
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Gotcha. Is this part of what you do? So
you don't like the tie? I like the tie,
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but not around my mouth. Really? Yeah.
The other doctor lets me tie her up. You
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tie Dr. Good up? Mm -hmm. No kidding.
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Like that.
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You know, we could do this.
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All right, Tom.
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Let's go face to face.
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Face to face.
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Okay.
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And I want you to center your body. I
want you to feel your pelvic bones over
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your toes.
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And relax.
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Relax. Breathe in.
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In with the good.
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Out with the bad. Out with the district
attorney.
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In with the good.
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Out with the bad. Out with everybody I
know.
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In with the good. Out with everybody
I've ever met.
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And relax. In with the good. Out with
all the women I've ever met.
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You.
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Trust me. Why?
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Trust me.
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For what reason?
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Okay, I'll do it.
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This is like yoga, right?
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A bunch of bullshit. Cognitive therapy.
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Cognitive bullshit.
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You're going to learn to trust, Tom, if
it kills me.
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You said it, not me.
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I know.
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It's terrible.
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Oh.
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I've got to go. I've got to go.
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Let's go stay private, Ryan.
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Okay.
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I mean, I've known so many shrinks that
think dealing with, like, post -war
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trauma, you know, after Vietnam and
World War II, those were the hard
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But let me tell you, Monica, the
entertainment industry is cuckoo for
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I mean, really dark. Have you heard of a
comedian named Andy Dick?
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What would that be in Spanish? Andy
Conejo?
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Andy Pina?
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Anyway, they all come from a dark place.
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I mean, Jim Carrey, all of them are
just, the demons come rising out of
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head like Pandora's box.
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And then those people that aren't funny
are the people that just have to wear a
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mask. So they're, you know, destroying
their noses and pulling up their eyes. I
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don't know, Monica, yours look real, but
most of the women I see, they're just
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out to here, you know. You're just
naturally healthy and happy in your
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I don't see a lot of problems for you,
you know, besides the obvious, you know,
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immigration stuff.
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Tracy, I'm so sorry about the last
session, and this is why it's a freebie.
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don't usually give gift certificates for
therapy, but I'm happy. I thought I was
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going to have to hose that guy down. I'm
so sorry.
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Myron. He is a PhD, and he did go to
Harvard, so I'm sure whatever
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whatever gems you got from him have been
somewhat helpful.
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How did you get that gnarly scab on your
knee?
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Oh. You know what they say about girls
with scabs on their knees? Oh, Tracy,
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what do they say?
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That you're very, very naughty.
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Oh, that's adorable.
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I fell at Whole Foods.
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How's the cooking going? How's the
baking going?
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It's frustrating.
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My fucking oven keeps going on and off.
My cakes keep falling.
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All right.
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I'm sensing a lot of hostility from you
today. What's going on? Why so angry?
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My oven is broken.
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Your oven is broken.
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Trace, how you doing?
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Did I would you sneak in? Dr.
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Finkelstein, I'm going to. Oh, I'm
sorry. Did I give you my car?
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I'm so sorry, Tracy.
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I bought these and I'm not sure what,
um, have you ever worked?
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I highly recommend the number 16.
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You see, I'm not very good in bed.
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And, um. These are for your hair, honey.
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Oh, these are for my hair.
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Oh, Tracy, I just assumed.
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I'm sorry. That must be offensive for
you.
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