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God, I can't tell you how many horrible
dates I've been on. This is so
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refreshing. Yeah, it's tough.
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Los Angeles is a very tough town. It's
hard to meet people.
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No one normal. Do you know what I mean?
When I say normal, you know.
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You're lying to work. Yeah.
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I love your dimples when you smile.
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Oh, stop. Thanks.
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Yeah. Well, you're very sweet. Oh, thank
you. I'm sorry I'm not eating.
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Georgie?
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Georgie, what are you doing here?
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Oh my God, Jasper. Yes. Oh my God. Hi.
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Oh my God.
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Jasper, how do you do?
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Do you guys know each other? Well, she's
my sister. That's my sister.
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You're kidding. Now you.
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Okay.
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Oh my God.
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Okay, Georgie.
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We're on a date. We're on a date.
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Oh, well, I'm going to get some drinks
at the O -Bar. Why don't you guys come
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down there? That's a great bar. I love
that bar. Oh, George, you were having a
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nice, quiet, adult time.
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The O -Bar is so loud. It is loud, but
it's a nice bar. I've got to go. They're
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waiting for me.
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Come on.
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I rent a killer on the roof. All right.
All right, so I'll just... All right,
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well... Oh.
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Wow.
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Um...
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First of all, I'd like to thank the
staff for being here for this meeting. I
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just have one ground rule, Lola.
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Okay, Elizabeth.
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First of all, call me Dr. Good.
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Second of all, no knitting in the
office.
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Fourth, I would drop the accent.
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Fifth, let's take down the makeup a
little. And I need a 30 -minute gap
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each scheduled patient because I don't
need the nutballs freaking out in the
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foyer.
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Okay, I have some input. Thank you for
your time.
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What else?
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I prefer if people stay out of my office
because I think of this.
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as a womb, and it's my womb, and I don't
need the violation.
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So if the door is closed, please don't
come in.
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I also keep the air at 72 degrees for a
reason, and my diptych candles are mine,
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okay? Lola keeps taking them out into
the waiting room, and I'm not good with
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that. It makes me upset.
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Not upset, upset, but Myron, there are
certain things that get under my skin,
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and one of them is a diptych candle
thing. So if you could just respect my
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boundaries, I'll respect yours, and I
think we'll have a good working
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relationship.
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Good for me.
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Lola. Hi, Ooni. Oh, you're still
carrying it. How lovely.
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Do you know everybody's doing it now?
It's a new yoga.
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SJP, Julia, Uma.
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It really is all the rage.
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Oh, before you go in, can you try on
this poncho that I've made you? Oh,
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one. Got to make sure the measure's
right.
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There we go. Just, like, toss it over
like that, and then it hangs as it
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usually. And then if you just let
that... That is a lovely shoulder, so we
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should really...
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Thank you.
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Fantastic.
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Oh, good.
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Well, you look lovely. Thank you.
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You're all set. You can just go right on
in.
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Okay.
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Freud. Sigmund Freud.
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Siggy. I love him. I love him. He's my
guy.
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Bad coke. I wonder if he took anything
besides coke. You know, I never... I
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wonder if he smoked a little.
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I bet he had a little weed.
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So, Ione, are we having some natural
sleep these days or are they self
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What do you mean by self -induced? I
mean, are you drinking your herbs or are
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you back on the pills?
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Both. Okay.
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Now, let me ask you this. I know that we
talked about you were having dreams
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about your brother.
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And is he still a salmon or is he
transformed into something else?
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No, he's still a salmon.
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And is he still swimming upstream?
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No, I mean, he's sort of become part of
like a big brunch.
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I mean, I'm Jewish, so.
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Right. So he's in a school. He's in a
school. Oh, he's smoked.
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Being a Jewish girl, were you threatened
when he married a very Aryan woman? Did
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he go for the opposite of his sister?
Yeah. I mean, you know, very flat ass.
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I felt like, well, you know, obviously
he doesn't like big asses. Did you ever
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share a bed with Donovan?
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Bunk beds.
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Who was on top?
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He was.
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That's interesting.
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I mean, I don't know what kind of money
you make doing this.
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It's probably more than me. I'm slow.
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Nothing happening.
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My neighbor,
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Dr. Good, she has a lot of celebrities,
and you probably know a lot of them
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because, you know, they're your people.
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They're not mine. I don't know who they
are.
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Still having dreams with the rabbi?
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Not anymore.
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Thank God. What happened? How did that
end?
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I just think I, you know, those were
terrifying, and I would force myself to
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wake up.
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I think the last time we spoke, the
rabbi was putting a chain on Fred Siegel
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not letting you in. Is that?
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Yes. But, you know, I had a kind of
breakthrough. I had a dream last night
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the sale, the Fred Siegel sale, was
still going on.
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And I took that as a good thing.
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Fred Siegel is a Jewish man, right?
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Is he daddy, maybe?
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God, I wish.
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And why do you think he chained the
store?
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I think I feel I don't deserve.
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You know, even things on sale.
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I mean, I like, you know, I was a kid. I
liked ballplayers, too. I went to the
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movies, but... What's that?
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Can I go? I've got homework to do. Oh,
absolutely, sure.
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Thanks for coming. And listen, you know
what?
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Next time you come in, I'll buy those
from you, okay?
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How are you feeling sexually these days,
Ione?
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Yeah, I think about it maybe about every
seven seconds.
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You feel that you're...
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That your mind is connected to your
body?
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No.
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No. Okay, you're still split off.
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Yeah, disassociation. All right, I'm
going to sell you this print. I know
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last time you thought it was a vagina,
but how are you feeling about it now?
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Two rats growing.
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Two rats growing.
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That's interesting.
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I'm going to give you one more.
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Snails.
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You know, making love?
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Mm -hmm.
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Doctor's office.
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This is Georgie. Put my sister on the
phone.
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She's in session at the moment.
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Who's she in session with?
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Oh, I can't tell you that.
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Who is it? Is it Ioni?
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Georgie, please.
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You're putting me in a very
uncomfortable position, and I can't tell
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Tell me the fuck who's in that room
right now.
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Ioni's a guy, but don't say I told you.
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You still dating that cop?
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Yeah, I'm dating that cop and two other
people.
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And who are the two other people?
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Someone I went to school with and the
other is my brother's best friend.
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You have in the past, as we talked about
as a child, you like to show your
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panties to your brother's friends. Do
you think that it's any coincidence that
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you seem to get involved with your
brother's friends or people in the close
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arena around him?
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Doctor.
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Dr. Myron Finkelstein.
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Dr. Myron Finkelstein.
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Psychotherapy.
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This is good.
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Yellow pages.
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That's a good idea.
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I think I'm going to do this.
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It was just so quiet here before Dr.
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Good came along. She's fantastic. She's
livened the place up.
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And it's just given me a chance to sort
of, you know, become closer to them. I
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feel like it's almost a calling.
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Is the cop nice?
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Well, not, you know, for me.
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Does he pack a gun?
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He packs a gun. Is that exciting?
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Can I interrupt you for one second?
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Where'd you get that shirt?
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Oh, this is great. A safe place to talk.
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Come in here.
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It's quiet.
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Yeah, that's good.
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Just come in here. Sit down.
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Shh. Good.
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Celebrities need somewhere where they
can come and feel coddled and safe, and
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feel like with my treats and my cupcakes
and everything, I feel like I'm a bit
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of a conduit to their safe place.
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I'm watching your body language, and I'm
seeing a real protection that I didn't
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detect before.
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Is there an inner child in there that's
maybe a juvenile delinquent?
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Yeah, for sure.
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And I noticed the red shoes.
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Trying to get home, Dorothy?
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It's like a kind of one -on -one feeling
I have with them before they go in. I
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feel it contributes to them letting
their guard down.
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I think they like me.
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OK.
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No, that's fine. You can ring me later.
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I've got to go, though. I've got to go,
Mummy.
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Are you still sticking pins in your
thumb?
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Just before I go to sleep.
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Does that help? You fucking whore. Did
you fuck David?
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David who?
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You're Georgie?
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Shut up. This isn't about you.
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Did you fucking give him a blue sign? Oh
my god.
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Because I have proof from Samantha who
talked to Tina, and Tina said that Paris
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was there, and Paris saw you fucking
leave with fucking David, and then you
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and fucked him.
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I'm going to do yellow pages.
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Maybe a little television, too. I don't
know.
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