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Why do I help people? Because I'm
concerned about the human condition. I'm
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trainer. I'm not a William Morris agent.
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I'm a helper.
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I'm a picker -upper.
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I'm everything your mom wasn't.
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No, that sounds too depressing.
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I'm your Avon lady, but the makeup is
for your head.
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Is this your first time in therapy,
Jason?
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No, no, I've been in therapy before. I
mean, not for any long period of time. I
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think it's important to get, you know,
an objective third party's view of
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yourself. Do you feel safe in this
haven, my office?
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Yeah, I feel safe here, sure. Good,
because this is a safe place for you.
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good. Your inner child, for anybody that
approaches in here. Morning, Lola.
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Good morning, Dr. Finkelstein. So what
have we got today?
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We've got something at 4 .30.
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4 .30?
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Tomorrow.
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Tomorrow. Well, what about today?
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Um, no. What about the regulars? What
would the woman, Mrs.
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Roberts, what happened to her?
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Deceased. She's dead?
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You know, I used to have a lot of
patients. I did.
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And a lot of them...
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But depressed, you know, and sometimes
depressed people say, I can't take it,
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Doc, I'm going to kill myself. I say,
good, go jump. I figure, you know, tough
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love, cliche but true. What's wrong?
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Are you married? Are you seeing anybody?
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I'm married.
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Married. I've been married for about 18
months now. Very happily married.
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To a woman or a man?
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To a woman. And is there a sexual
relationship or is it kind of a buddy?
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It's a sexual relationship. It's a
sexual relationship. Good for you.
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Good for you.
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Who's she got in there?
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Jason Priestley.
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Jason Priestley?
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Yeah. Is he the guy that killed his
wife?
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He's the actor from Beverly Hills 90210.
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Oh, that's Jason Priestley.
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Do you know who that is?
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No. Have you ever been with a man,
Jason? It's a safe haven.
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Actually, I've never been with a man,
no.
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No circle jerk? Nothing like that? No,
no, nothing like that. How does it feel
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to be perceived?
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As a homosexual.
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Dr. Good.
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Across the hall, my neighbor, Dr. Good.
Dr. Elizabeth fucking Good. She's got
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all the patients. She's got all these
celebrity patients, and I don't know who
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the hell they are. I don't know.
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I guess I live in the past.
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Hi. Hey. What are you talking about?
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Sandwiches. Do you want a sandwich? No,
it's, uh...
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Might be. Oh, it's your tea. I'm sorry.
Oh, you came to see me. How are you?
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Fine. How are you? Fantastic.
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Good.
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You know, I was thinking. Myron Fickle,
Dr.
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Myron Fickle. Pleasure.
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Pleasure, sir.
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Same here.
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I think I better put the kettle on.
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Yeah, no problem. You can do that.
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Are you going to see Dr. Good?
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Yeah. Yeah, I am.
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How are you doing? I'm great. What are
you doing? I'm an anchor on NFL Network.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let me ask you something.
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Yeah.
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Are there many Jews in football?
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Which one is Jason Priestley?
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Neither of those dolls, actually. All
right, I have more.
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Is this Jason? Hi, I'm an actor.
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Uh, no, that's not really me either. I'm
going to pretend that this is Jason.
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Let's harken back to the beach day.
Okay.
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And I'm going to do something, and I
want you to tell me to stop when you
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uncomfortable.
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Tell me when to stop?
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No?
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Okay, but I have some time I got about
five minutes if you ever want to come in
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and talk, you know I'm not saying which
I know obviously you're happy with it,
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but But I'm just take my card and if you
ever want to come in I could you could
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come in right now I'm just gonna see I'm
see dr.
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Good. Yeah in my line of work Jason I
pay attention to not only what it said
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what is done, but what is acted and I'm
looking at your body language
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I'm looking at a very masculine wedding
ring.
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You're a pretty, pretty boy, and I'm
sure lots of fellas would like to have
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kind of a relationship with you.
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And I think that this is an area that we
need to study. I know that you came in
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to talk about marriage and potential
children, but you don't have a child, do
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you? No, not yet. And your wife is not
pregnant?
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No, not yet. Well, that takes
heterosexual making love.
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I'm going to do a little experiment with
you, because we're going to start
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within. And have it blossom out.
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How do you feel?
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Kind of silly, to tell you the truth.
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How do you feel in your body? What's
your body saying?
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I feel just the same as I did when I
came in here. You feel the same as you
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when you came in here.
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When you were breath and masquerading.
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As a heterosexual man.
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You asked me physically how I felt.
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Physically, I feel the same as I did
when I came in here. The body is the
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from which I read. When you put on the
wig, did you feel tingling in your
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region? No.
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Did you feel an awakening of sorts?
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No.
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Lola, can you bring in some lip gloss,
please?
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I like you with red hair.
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I have chihuahua or passionflower.
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Oh, I think Chihuahua.
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Yeah?
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The files.
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Just put a little on.
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It's a mask, of course.
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You want me to put on lip gloss?
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I want you to put on lip gloss.
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Jason, take my hand and let me lead you
down the path.
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The path to where?
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The path to you.
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You really think this is going to help
me?
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We're going to need eye shadow and blush
and other things, too. But I think
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you're going to find, finally, Jason
Priestley is settled in his own skin.
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She's a therapist.
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I'm a doctor. I can prescribe drugs for
you. I'm not saying you need them. But
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if you ever want something to settle
down to, you know, whatever your mood
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can prescribe. All perfectly legal. But
she can't do that.
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I can do that. You know, this is what I
find so frustrating. You know, I mean,
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just because I was on a hit TV show,
everyone, you know, the rumors go around
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and everyone assumes I'm gay. And
meanwhile, McConaughey, just because
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film star, I mean, he gets arrested
naked with his buddies smoking dope and
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playing bongos and no one assumes that
he's gay.
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Dr. Kurt, let me show you the colors.
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Oh, Louise.
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Look, I figured out the curtains.
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And you know what I think? Give me one
second. I think we should do boysenberry
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wall.
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Berries to boysen. I'll be right back.
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Hey, how you doing? I'm looking for a
menu. I don't know where it is.
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Dr. Finkelstein. Hi, doctor.
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Some people say Stein and Steen, you
know. What is that?
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Just some chapstick.
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No, I mean the outfit.
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Oh, this.
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You didn't come in like this, did you?
No, no. This was Dr. Good's idea.
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I mean, you look good.
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You look good. You're very attractive.
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But, I mean, I'm not coming on. I'm just
saying you look good.
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Okay. But I don't get it. I don't get
it. You were looking for somebody to
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you?
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Well, I mean, to talk to. Yeah, you
know, sort of an objective third party
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sort of bounce things off of.
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I don't know what she has in mind for
you next.
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I'm old school. Oh, how are you doing? I
was looking for the menu.
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Good luck.
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I'm so sorry.
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Is it always like this here?
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I don't understand what you mean. You
know, we keep getting interrupted and...
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Was he hitting on you?
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No. Are you attracted to that man?
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I'm not gay.
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Why do you keep assuming that I'm gay?
All right, you know what? I may be
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pushing you too hard for the first
session.
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All I want you to do is go home, and I
want you to spend a couple of days just
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exploring the exterior, the feminine
exterior, just to see how it feels, to
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catch a glance of yourself in the mirror
at Bloomingdale's, or to get a
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manicure, or to be best friends with
your wife for a day.
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Just go with it for a while, okay?
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Can we start a file on Priestley? Yeah.
Hey, there he is. How you doing?
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A big one. Still racing cars?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, a little bit, a little
bit. You come here often?
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Yeah. Yeah? First time. Kick off, Eisen.
Let's go.
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It gets better.
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Thanks, man.
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I like your arm.
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Thanks.
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See you next time then.
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Yeah. It's just nothing's happening.
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So it's tough when you're just sitting
here and nothing's going on. So you had
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loose wire in the receiver, so I
tightened that.
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Yeah. So you're good. How you doing?
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When you're not working on it, how's it
going?
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Good. You ever want to come in and talk?
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You know what?
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Just come back and we'll talk. You know,
you got some stuff you want to get off
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your chest.
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All right?
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Okay. No, I'm not pushing, but you know.
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So are you still dreaming about tasting
human flesh?
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Yes.
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I am.
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That's why you're here.
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Hi, Jason.
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Hi, Dr. Good. I'm at the makeup counter
at Neiman Marcus.
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Am I more an earth tone or more sort of
a plummy sort of a color?
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You're a winter.
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