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I really don't know why we'd have to be
doing our hair and makeup if he's going
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to be blindfolded anyways.
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Because it's the only way Theodora's
going to get laid.
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Don't be gross, Lainey.
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It's my stepdad, and don't pretend you
weren't practically jumping up and down
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when I told you the plan.
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What exactly is the plan?
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So, we're going to blindfold my
stepdaddy, and then I'm going to pretend
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leave, come grab you guys, and we're
going to give him a sexy lap dance.
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Theodora's been practicing for months.
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Honestly, I didn't even think your daddy
would be into this whole thing.
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He seems super uptight.
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Okay, he's not uptight.
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He's just a rule follower.
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And my mom's supposed to be dancing for
him?
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Yeah, he's got the biggest crush on your
mom.
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Someone's been jealous.
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Careful.
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Hey, don't be mean, Theodora.
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Besides, we're trying to help you.
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We're just curious on how this whole
thing's going to go down.
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Yeah, what exactly did you tell your
stepdad?
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After the divorce was finalized, he just
became so blue, practically turned into
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a zombie.
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He woke up, drank his coffee, went to
work, came home, stared at the TV
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for a couple hours, went to bed, and
repeat.
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Morning!
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Good morning!
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Sorry. Sorry, sweetheart.
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Because it's just in my own little
world.
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You've been in your own world a lot
lately.
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Well, you know.
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I do wish you'd come home. I miss you.
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I have been neglecting you, huh?
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We should go out.
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Yes! Finally!
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Yeah, we'll go somewhere real nice next
weekend.
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Daddy's got some stuff to do.
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Bullshit!
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I'm sorry, but you've been doing the
same routine for weeks now.
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Haven't left the house, haven't seen any
of your friends, you don't even call in
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morning jobs anymore.
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What's wrong, Daddy?
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I don't know. I guess I've just been
feeling a little blue lately.
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It's not Mom, is it?
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No. No, I knew that divorce was coming
long before the affair.
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I mean, I'm probably just mourning
something that could have been.
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Well, you have me. I'll never leave you.
Never.
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She comes home the same time every day.
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And with a duffel bag.
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Yeah, that's me and his mom. She's
coming home from work.
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Oh? Where's she work?
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The elegant lady.
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No. Mm -hmm.
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No, she's not.
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She's not a... Yep, a stripper. She
totally is.
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That's crazy.
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No, like, I got to talk to her a little
a couple weeks ago. And she told me she
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was in sales.
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We should have run before we finished
the conversation.
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She's pretty, huh?
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I mean, I guess.
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So, what do you think if she wanted to
throw you a divorce party?
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What?
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A divorce party? No, who does?
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No,
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come on. I barely know her.
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Who celebrates a divorce?
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It's totally a thing.
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Mina's mom overheard us talking about
it, and she offered to throw you a party
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with some of her friends, and they're
going to give you a special lap dance.
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A lap... No, no.
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No, come on. She didn't... No. She
didn't... She didn't seriously say that.
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I can't, she can't come in, especially
not here, not with my kid in the house.
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Oh, Daddy, I'm almost 19.
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Plus, I'm leaving to watch scary movies
in Lainey's new theater room tonight,
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so.
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No, this is crazy.
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Like, I've never even been to a strip
club.
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They're just, they're not my scene. And
besides, I don't even know her name.
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Her name is Nicole.
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but she goes by Nikki in the club.
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Come on, you need this, Dad. Take it
over the funk you've been in.
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Yeah, I mean, I guess it would be nice
to think about anything, anything else.
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Okay, it's a done deal. I'll tell her to
come over around six, right when I'm
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leaving to go over to Laney's.
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Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty.
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Well, see you later, alligator.
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So now all I have to do is figure out
how to get him to wear this blindfold.
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All right.
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All done.
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What do you think?
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Oh, my God. I love it.
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Thank you.
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Babe, I have a little problem.
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So my mom's actually not a stripper.
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Yeah, but she looks like one.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Guys, come on. Don't fight.
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Besides, there's nothing wrong with
being an exotic dancer.
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In fact, we're all going to be one
tonight.
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Exactly right.
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It's going to be so much fun. It's going
to be like an acting gig.
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It's going to be such good practice when
we all get our own boyfriends.
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I don't know. This seems like a dumbass
idea.
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What if he talks to my mom about this
whole plan that we have and then he
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out that she's actually a sales rep and
not a stripper?
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At that point, what's done is done.
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We'll see.
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Are you going to be mad if I give your
dad a kiss while I dance for him?
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Man, what if I take his shirt off while
we dance? That would be so hot.
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I would take his pants off.
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Girls!
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Uh, come in.
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Hello, how are you going?
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Hello. Hi, Mr. Remington.
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Are you all behaving?
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Of course.
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Maybe tomorrow.
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Hey.
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I thought about ordering you all a pizza
before your movie night.
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Sound good? Yes.
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Thanks, Debbie. Thank you.
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Oh,
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my
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gosh.
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He knew we were talking about him.
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Yeah,
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she is. Actually, it's even getting kind
of close to that. You know, she's on
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her way.
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Yeah, for sure. She's always on time.
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So, I have a problem.
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What?
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She just texted me and two of her super
friends canceled.
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Keep your voice down.
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Okay, okay.
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Wait, never mind. She just texted me
again.
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She got two of her friends to come, and
they're actually even hotter than those
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stripper girls.
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Okay, well, that seems fine.
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But there's a problem.
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What? They're going to come over and
give you a dance, a super sexy lap
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but you have to wear this.
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One of them is a teacher, and the other
one works down the road from your
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office.
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They're so excited to dance with you,
they think you're so hot.
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Okay, but why do I have to wear the
blindfold?
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You don't recognize them, silly.
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But then how am I supposed to see them
giving me the lap dance?
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Duh. A lap dance is all about hot women
grinning up on your legs. The smell, the
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touch.
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And you just get to sit back and enjoy.
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But the same rules apply at the strip
club. No touching.
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I wasn't going to touch.
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I know,
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Daddy.
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Oh, she just texted me. She's almost
here.
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Hey, Nina.
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Would you go find a bed for me outside?
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No, no, no. Thanks.
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I'll get you one, okay?
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Okay.
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I think you should probably go with your
girlfriends now.
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But I told Nikki that I would help set
up.
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Come on, come sit.
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Not a thing.
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Okay, perfect. Have fun.
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Thanks. Honey?
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Yeah?
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Thanks for setting this up.
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I love you.
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Love you more.
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Have fun, Eddie.
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Wow, Nicole,
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you sound just like your daughter.
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I won't say anything else.
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Huh?
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Well, really good.
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The perfume is really familiar.
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Oh, sorry.
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Ladies, I think it's just a little, a
little, a little excited.
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Bye.
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Peace.
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Oh.
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Huh. Huh.
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Thank you.
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doing this just you feel so good i
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just can't help myself
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Please take this blindfold off.
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