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Uhh! I knew I should
have splurged for the turbo.
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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I take it those weren't pigeons.
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Look.
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' "S. W."'
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pew pew pew.
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Uh-oh.
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They're gone.
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Great, now the guys in
hero suits are shooting at us.
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You got them on video?
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'A city traffic camera'
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'recorded their getaway.'
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Whoa. Look at the
wheels his sidekick gets.
15
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And last week, when killer
Croc managed to escape us.
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He must have
had their help, too.
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That time they didn't
show themselves.
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They're getting bolder.
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So what do you think,
alternate versions of us
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from a parallel universe?
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Or maybe our
matter-antimatter twins.
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You've been reading
too many comic books.
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You left out video games.
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I thought you might
need a reminder.
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Bruce and Dick
have an appointment
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with their friends the Mallorys.
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Andy Mallory?
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Alright, I'll go.
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But I'm not gonna have any fun.
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Whoo-hoo!
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And where, exactly, did
you leave my brother?
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Too slow.
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'Maybe!'
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But I got style.
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Yee-haw!
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Yeah, you fall way
cooler than I do.
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Yet you keep
trying to impress me.
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Come on, you two.
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Andy and I both appreciate
you guys lending us this gear
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for our climb next week.
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No problem, Wayne tech
developed it for the military.
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But I'd always rather
it get used for fun.
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Here, let me show you
how the zip line works.
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Whoosh.
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The cable's threaded
with Titanium.
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It's thin but it can hold a ton.
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Hook your harness
to the line, and..
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Okay, Dick, show Andy
how to hook himself in.
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Like I'm gonna
learn from a loser.
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Hey, I was first.
51
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- Out of my way!
- Look out!
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Brilliant.
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Your fault.
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So, how to retrieve
a stuck teammate.
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I guess I'll see you
at fencing next week.
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Dick?
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Yeah. See ya.
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Guess they'll be having a talk.
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So will we.
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Aw, let it go, big bro.
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Look at all the swag you scored
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from your chump friend.
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Every little bit helps when
you got a bat to squash.
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Good evening and
welcome to the first broadcast
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of the city's newest
lottery sensation..
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The Gotham Millionaire Fun Ball.
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I can see why you think
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this might attract
someone's attention.
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Let's get right to it and
find out our first number.
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'Wait!'
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Wait for me!
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Oh, this is awful.
73
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I can't find my ticket.
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Ah! There's the ticket.
75
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Ha!
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Now, that's what I
call a winning smile.
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What a million-dollar surprise.
78
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Now I can win the lottery
and scratch off Batman at the..
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Huh?
80
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Hey, you stepped on my line?
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Take your money, Joker.
We'll handle the Batman.
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Who asked you?
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Yaah!
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Crash.
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Whoa! Uh! Ah!
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'W and S.'
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"Wipeout" and "Sudden Stop."
88
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That's "Wrath" and "Scorn."
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Who are you? Why
are you doing this?
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Someone has to
stand up to your kind.
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Joker's just trying to make
a living like anyone else.
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Criminals are simple,
Batman, direct.
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Joker doesn't wear a mask.
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He shows his face
for the world to see.
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Then you won't
mind doing the same?
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You first.
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Beep beep.
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Hey, Will, sorry about
missing fencing class.
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Suddenly my schedule got jammed.
100
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That's okay, Bruce.
101
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I've got some extra business
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to take care of, too.
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We'll hook up later.
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Ciao.
105
00:09:02,015 --> 00:09:02,996
What's wrong?
106
00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,992
Sometimes our
schedules are too similar.
107
00:09:06,016 --> 00:09:07,994
Extra business, if
it were a business.
108
00:09:08,018 --> 00:09:09,991
Joker would cut
us in on his take.
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'All the criminals would.'
110
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We're not doing it for money.
111
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We're doing it for them.
112
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Why bother? I don't
even remember them.
113
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They'd be proud of you.
114
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They'd be proud of us both
for taking on the Batman.
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He's everything they hated.
116
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That, mom, and dad,
and I have in common.
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It's funny. Last night I felt
like we knew each other.
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We were so... in sync.
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Uh, don't tell me you're
starting to respect him.
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Little brother, you've got
nothing to worry about there.
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'In fact, now that we
know we can take him.'
122
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'It's time to move
on to the next stage.'
123
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- What's with the club meeting?
- Yeah, I ain't no joiner.
124
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Uh, that's true, Mr. Scarface
tells me all the time
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he works alone.
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This better not be one of your
teamwork schemes, Pengy.
127
00:10:02,014 --> 00:10:05,986
I assure you I had
nothing to do with this.
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Joker?
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00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:08,980
Please.
130
00:10:09,004 --> 00:10:09,986
I had no time to clean up
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put out trail mix,
grease the trapdoor.
132
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'I invited you here.'
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Oh, it's this one.
134
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You know, I could have
handled Batman myself.
135
00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:23,999
But no, you had to
take all the fun out of it.
136
00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:26,997
Ah, now, just a second.
137
00:10:27,021 --> 00:10:30,982
I was thrilled to have this
good fellow's assistance
138
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,979
and I vote we hear the man out.
139
00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:35,999
So, who are you and
what's your racket?
140
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No racket. I'm just a friend.
141
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,993
One who believes criminals
have it tough enough
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without having to
deal with that rabid bat.
143
00:10:45,018 --> 00:10:47,999
Scorn and I are just
here to even the field.
144
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What if we don't want your help?
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That's up to you but
there's a job tonight
146
00:10:53,003 --> 00:10:54,999
'that can make you
all infinitely rich.'
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00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:57,981
It's too ambitious
for any one criminal.
148
00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,085
But with my backup, you
might be able to pull it off.
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00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:05,998
Engraving plates?
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00:11:06,022 --> 00:11:08,023
- For printing money?
- Right.
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They're being unloaded
at the docks tonight.
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It's too big a prize
not to attract Wrath.
153
00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:18,986
You know, it's kind of creepy
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00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:20,984
how you're getting
into this guy's head.
155
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It's like you and
he are the same.
156
00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:25,000
Not in a way that counts.
157
00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:35,009
Thud.
158
00:11:39,017 --> 00:11:41,002
Who's there?
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00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:47,018
What?
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00:11:49,004 --> 00:11:51,008
Nice shot, Mr. Scarface.
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00:11:58,013 --> 00:11:59,019
Shocking.
162
00:12:03,009 --> 00:12:04,981
So what's left for me to do?
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Hey. Help me unload this loot.
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00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,018
Oh, good times.
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Harbor patrol.
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Uhh!
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Crash.
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Get out of here.
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Titanium cable.
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Bruce?
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It is you.
172
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We are too much alike.
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What's the problem, bird boy
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too scared to take me head-on?
175
00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:36,023
What's your problem, Scorn dog?
176
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Too slow to catch me?
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Bang.
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Not too bright, either.
179
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Sort of like fencing
class, isn't it, old pal?
180
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You know who I am, don't you?
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I wish I didn't.
182
00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:01,980
Then you know
why I'm going to win.
183
00:14:02,004 --> 00:14:04,006
I'm willing to
destroy my enemies.
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00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:08,128
You just send yours to jail.
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Jail will do.
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Grrr.
187
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- Where's Wrath?
- Move it, dummy!
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I'm outta here.
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Splash
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bang.
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00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:27,998
Where is he?
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00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,998
He's on speakerphone.
193
00:15:30,022 --> 00:15:32,980
You failed us, friend.
194
00:15:33,004 --> 00:15:35,982
We barely got out of there
with our feathers intact.
195
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:37,987
I'll make it up to
you and then some
196
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'because I now
know who Batman is.'
197
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'And I'm going to rid the
city of him once and for all.'
198
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,982
Did you hear that, dummy?
199
00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:47,986
That'll be my gift to you.
200
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:49,985
Let's go.
201
00:15:50,009 --> 00:15:51,999
'Next stop... Wayne Mansion.'
202
00:15:52,023 --> 00:15:53,997
Where's your smile, Joker?
203
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:57,008
It's the end of the Batman.
204
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Hmmh.
205
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:02,989
I can't believe it.
206
00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:03,992
Will and Andy's parents
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were notorious jewel thieves.
208
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Explains the Mallory money.
209
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,998
Eventually they got caught
and were sent to prison
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around the same
time my parents died.
211
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:13,993
So what's our next move?
212
00:16:14,017 --> 00:16:15,994
We pay the Mallory
brothers a visit.
213
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,006
'Unless we get to you first.'
214
00:16:20,009 --> 00:16:21,012
Unh!
215
00:16:33,015 --> 00:16:39,017
Whoosh.
216
00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:45,995
I'm sorry, sir, he came up
behind me as I opened the clock.
217
00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:49,005
It's alright. Just stay
hidden somewhere safe.
218
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:55,996
Come on out, Dickie bird.
219
00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,986
We got a score to settle.
220
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:01,000
'Right behind you, Andrew.'
221
00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:08,011
Yaah!
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00:17:11,014 --> 00:17:13,022
'I should have known
you were Batman, Bruce.'
223
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,997
You were always so civic-minded.
224
00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:18,015
It ends here and now.
225
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:25,990
'I destroy this place.'
226
00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:28,011
'I destroy everything you are.'
227
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:33,005
'And then I'll destroy you.'
228
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,004
Somewhere safe, he says.
229
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,993
'Gotcha, Dickie.'
230
00:17:46,017 --> 00:17:47,988
'It's over, Bruce.'
231
00:17:48,012 --> 00:17:49,994
You've forgotten
home court advantage.
232
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'You have no court left.'
233
00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:54,020
You'd be surprised.
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00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:08,013
Unh! Ah!
235
00:18:12,014 --> 00:18:14,015
Huh? Aah!
236
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,019
You come to our house?
237
00:18:35,006 --> 00:18:36,018
'Ah-ahem.'
238
00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:39,015
Is it over?
239
00:18:42,022 --> 00:18:44,987
If I go to jail, I'll tell
everyone who you are.
240
00:18:45,011 --> 00:18:46,981
You'll be a target
the rest of your life.
241
00:18:47,005 --> 00:18:48,982
But I swear, I'll
never tell a soul
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if you just let us go.
243
00:18:51,002 --> 00:18:54,004
But that really would
destroy everything I am.
244
00:18:55,019 --> 00:18:56,982
You think I'm kidding, Batman?
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You're finished! Through!
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Hear me? It's over!
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00:19:01,004 --> 00:19:04,006
Get ready to be famous, Dickie.
248
00:19:06,009 --> 00:19:08,996
So that's it? He tells and
there's no more Batman?
249
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:11,007
I'm afraid so.
250
00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:14,005
It was great while it lasted.
251
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,980
Bad night, boys?
252
00:19:19,004 --> 00:19:19,997
Joker, hurry, uncuff us.
253
00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:22,022
Oh, I'll do better than that.
254
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,987
'I'll completely unhinge you.'
255
00:19:25,011 --> 00:19:28,979
What? You can't! We know
who he is. We'll tell you!
256
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:30,003
Batman is..
257
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,978
'Destroying you is my game.'
258
00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:41,019
And I won't have
anyone stealing my fun.
259
00:19:45,022 --> 00:19:47,991
'So does this mean
we're back in business?'
260
00:19:48,015 --> 00:19:49,996
'I don't think anyone's
telling secrets'
261
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,014
'anytime soon.'
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