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Whoosh.
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So, this is what
Captain Slash plans
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to use to destroy the city.
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Nightwing. You again?
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Slash!
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When will you learn you
can't play at my level?
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- Hyah, whoa!
- Aah!
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Man, Slash nailed me again.
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- 'Nightwing?'
- My Internet game character.
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'Cool, huh?'
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But not as cool as him.
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I bet the real Slash is
one totally awesome..
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Dude, take your
Nightwing and give it a rest.
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'Slacker, are you
playing video games?'
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Well, uh..
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'Or are you purposely
not controlling'
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these bank robbers in a box?
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He had them
working in rehearsal.
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Ooh! Ah, hon, we can still
rob the bank without them.
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I'm not in the mood now.
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Mmm.
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But I am in the mood
to do something else.
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Oh, pudding, give him a chance.
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Martin's got lots of ideas.
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Uh, yeah, dude,
this one's totally cool.
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A video game helmet I modified.
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Video game?
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Boys, dinner is served.
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That lets you mentally
download money out of a bank
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into your own secret account.
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Hmm? Mentally download money?
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Now, there's a video
game worth playing.
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'I know I called
you last minute'
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'but I wanted you to
be the first to see this.'
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Bruce, we're not here to
watch stupid dog tricks, are we?
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No. Because that's not a dog.
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'And it's not a trick.'
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It's the latest in
nanobot technology.
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Whoosh.
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'Not only have we been
able to give each tiny robot'
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'its own flight
sustainable motor'
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'but also the ability to
magnetically bond together.'
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'Their interdependent
programming enabled them'
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to form any solid shape.
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And they can
even self-replicate.
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Gentlemen, you are
witnessing a leap in technology
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so great that..
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Uh, I can't even
finish talking about it.
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Davis, take over.
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Enjoy the afternoon
nap, kiddies.
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While those of us on the
cutting edge of technology..
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Explore new ways to rip you off.
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Let's see if this baby works.
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Accessing account
for withdrawal.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ding.
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Ha!
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Transfering cash
to secure account.
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No keys, no vaults,
no combinations.
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Just mind over moolah!
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Look, ma. No hands!
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And no future.
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Thud Hyah, ha!
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Spoilsports.
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Boom crash.
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Captain Slash's
lightning insignia?
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Harley, what
happened to your hair?
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Why are you wasting breath
on that crummy impostor
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when the real
McCoy is right here?
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A digital Joker?
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When this thing short-circuited
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it must have transmitted a
duplicate Joker into the system.
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Hmm?
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If that's true, then..
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Try and cuff me
now, Batsy. Ha ha ha!
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I will. You're not
leaving this computer.
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Slacker! Slacker,
download me, now!
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Ha!
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At least, we've still
got the real Joker.
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A digital Joker could
be just as dangerous.
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Let's get the original
one to the hospital.
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Dude, you've gone cyber.
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How totally cool is that!
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My idea of cool is not
spending the rest of my life
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as a screen saver!
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You're making Marty feel bad.
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He'll figure a way
out. Right, Marty?
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I've heard of something new
in town that might help you
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but we'll need a
diversion to access it.
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Hidey ho, Gotham! And
welcome to HD Joker TV.
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Let me ask you all, does this
high-def make my hips look big?
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He's broken into
every major system.
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This antivirus program
should flush him out.
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Nice try, Batsy,
but that just tickles.
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He must be transmitting
himself from a system
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I haven't accounted for.
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Like maybe inside a game system.
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Here. Let me.
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Yeah. He's in the game.
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Slacker, how long does it
take to break into that lab?
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Dude, I'm almost in.
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WayneTech.
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That's where he's going.
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Joker's been diverting
us from his real plan.
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But he can't carry
it out if he's deleted.
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Nightwing?
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You should pick better
company, Captain.
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Whoosh.
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Slacker!
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I'm in.
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Zapping.
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Huh? Ooh. Hmm. Yeah.
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Ooh! I feel like
a million bucks.
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Thud thud Still behind glass!
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Joker, you're not
thinking outside the box.
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Use your head.
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Boom.
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That was a no-brainer.
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Huh?
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Ooh, look who's arrived
at my coming out party.
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The party's over, Joker.
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Oh, no, Batsy. It's
just getting started.
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I'm guessing the only thing
worse than a digital Joker
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is a nanobot Joker.
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Medical report, stat!
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Y-you had a bad accident.
Y-you're a very sick man.
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Flattery won't save you.
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Consider me an outpatient.
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Daddy's home.
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Dude, it worked.
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Hate to admit it but you
finally did something right.
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Sorry, boys, he's off the menu..
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'...for now.'
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Don't take it wrong, hon
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but a boyfriend who's a
collection of itty-bitty robots
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is kind of weird.
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I'll have you know I'm the
greatest version of Joker
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there's ever been.
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Joker 2.0.
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More like a bad joke, minus one.
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Ah, I should have
known I'd show up.
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Pudding? Real pudding?
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Tapioca.
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I'm not even going to ask
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since I'm sure this
is one of your snafus.
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Huh! Am I really that
ruggedly handsome?
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Peek-a-boo! Ha ha ha!
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Ugh!
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I can't stay mad at myself.
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Let's work together.
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Let's get this show on the road.
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Huh? Aah! Unh!
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Hey! Wait!
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Open the gate, Slacker.
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Deactivating main gate.
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Whoosh.
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Show-off!
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'The gem depository.'
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Gotta be Joker.
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But which one?
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Vroom.
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Ugh! You gotta help me brother.
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Gladly. I'll forward your
mail to Gotham prison.
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Attention, old
Joker, version 1.0.
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Whoosh Mission accomplished.
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- But where's pudding, pudding?
- Ugh!
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Okay, kiddies, let's roll.
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Hold it! Not without
the real real me.
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Ew! Creepy.
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Dude, where'd you get the
extra nanobots to do that?
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I made them myself.
Just one of my tricks.
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No. Aah!
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Zapping We have some too.
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Aah!
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That's it, Batsy. Give
him the old shock and awe.
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Poof.
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Turncoat.
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Lovely night for a
drive. Hit the gas!
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Vroom Excuse me, Batsy.
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I have some unfinished
business to attend to.
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Beep vroom.
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Ugh, uh.
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Am I getting bigger or is the
Batmobile getting smaller?
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- This isn't the Batmobile.
- Correctamundo!
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It's the new nanobot Batmobile.
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A compact version
gets better gas mileage.
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Don't you think?
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Whoosh.
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- What made it disintegrate?
- An electromagnetic pulse.
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It can temporarily
deactivate the nanites.
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Huh?
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If Nano Joker can keep
multiplying how do we stop him?
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We stall until we can bring in
something bigger to match him.
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Alfred, I'm gonna need
an item from the cave.
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Vroom.
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License, registration... Joker.
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Huh? Ugh, uh!
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Whoa. Cool fake-out.
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Whose side are you on?
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Sorry, pudding,
but you gotta admit
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pudding 2.0 really rocks.
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Gotta go with the upgrade, dude.
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This is going to hurt
me more than it is... me.
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Joker... put the Joker down.
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You can't fool me twice, Batsy.
I've given myself an upgrade.
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Whoosh.
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Let me give you
the bigger picture.
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With my self-replicating
talents I'll tear Gotham down
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and turn it into my
own nanobot version.
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Joker City!
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The only thing
it'll be missing..
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Swoosh
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is you.
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Whoosh.
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Aah!
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Uh, huh?
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When you send for
bigger help, you mean it.
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Good timing, Alfred.
I'll take it from here.
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Yo, big bully!
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You didn't have to
destroy my old pudding.
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Never delete the
master copy, dude.
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On the contrary, if certain
master copies don't keep in line
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I may delete them
too. Do you hear me?
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Hear this.
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Boom Ha ha! That's
giving him a mouthful!
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Batsy, you in there?
Come out and play.
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Okay. Let's play.
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Zap Ugh!
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Looks like I'm going
to need some filler.
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Aah!
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Thud.
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Shocking, isn't it?
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Aah!
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Yes, it is.
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Oh, pudding.
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Wait for us.
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We're with you, uh, again.
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I'll get better mileage
without traitors!
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Thud thud thud.
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You're all traitors.
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Pow.
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Aah!
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Whoosh whoosh.
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It's a wrap for real
Joker and his posse.
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Pew pew pew.
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He's getting inside the cockpit.
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It's all your fault,
you game freak.
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You're Captain Slash?
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Batman, if digital Joker was
downloaded into the nanobot
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from a video game,
maybe he can be uploaded
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out of the nanobots
and back into the game.
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Brilliant, dude, but you'll
need a stronger signal
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'than the one on that laptop.'
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Transfer the signal to this.
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Whoosh zap
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crash.
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How did I get back in here?
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And who are you?
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Nightwing.
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And it's game over.
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Aw, pudding, at least, we got
our family back together again.
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And Marty has even more ideas.
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