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Ha ha ha ha!

'A drop or two of Joker serum'

into each can of dog food

'and every Rex, Rover, and Fido in Gotham'

'will laugh like a hyena!'

Ah-ha ha ha!

The kids'll love it.

Pardon me, sir.

Your plan, how does one put it?

Stinks on ice.

I must concur, Jude.

Okay, one..

You never ever talk to me like that.

And two..

When did you two ever talk at all?

Oh, no!

Oh, yes.

Clayface!

It's time you finally paid

for making me into this monster, Joker.

Pay? You should thank me.

Detective Bennett was so blah.

Huh, this is an improvement!

This is a curse!

Rrahh!

Huh?

Ha ha ha!

This time, Joker, there's no escape.

How about we put me down

and settle this like gentlem...

Oh, we'll settle it, alright.

Don't do it, Clayface.

Hey, Bats. Been expecting you.

- Who's the kid? - The name's Robin.

Allow me to introduce my foot to your...

Put him down.

- Unh! - He's all yours.

Just finishing up some old business..

Before I turn myself in as well.

I thought Ethan Bennett was gone for good.

Me, too. But a criminal isn't who I am.

I'm ready to pay for my crimes.

We're not gonna trust this crook.

Are we, Batman?

Who do you think tipped off the police?

Freeze! Gotham P.D.!

Two for one. Good work, Batman.

Thank Detective Bennett, he made the collar

'and turned himself in.'

Ex-detective. Take 'em away.

Well, that was easy. Why don't we knock off early?

'Catch a movie?'

Next, please.

Basil Karlo.

You can stop the auditions because you are looking

at the new face of Waggy-time dog food.

Yeah, we'll need to read you anyway.

Just a formality.

It's magic time.

Waggy-time is the only premium dog food

that's good enough for my best friend.

It has the rich, meaty taste that dogs crave.

Waggy-time. It's wag-a-riffic!

Okay, we've seen enough.

I'm afraid you just don't have the right look.

What is it now?

My nose?

Last time my ears were too big.

Before that, I was too short!

What do I gotta do to get a stinkin' part?

Maybe you should think about acting classes.

Acting classes? Ha!

You wouldn't know a good actor

if you tripped over one.

One day, everyone in Gotham will know this face.

'I met Ethan when I was a little younger than you.'

'We got left behind at the natural history museum'

on a school field trip.

And spent the rest of the day

exploring Gotham on our own.

We've been best friends ever since.

Until Joker turned his mind into mud.

You said he tried to go straight once before.

Think you can trust him this time?

I once trusted Ethan enough

to nearly reveal my secret to him.

I'm not so sure anymore.

Bruce! Nice to see a friendly face around here.

I have good news.

Wayne Industries is this close to a cure.

Soon, Clayface will be just a bad memory.

That's great, Bruce, but..

I'm not so sure I wanna be cured.

I always thought what happened to me was a curse.

But taking down Joker made me think.

What if I serve my time and come back on the force

as Clayface?

The bad guys wouldn't stand a chance.

We've been down that road before, Ethan.

Your powers lead to abuse.

The only way to bring Ethan Bennett back fully

is to rid you of Clayface completely.

Maybe I need a new headshot.

'Now there's a face only a mother could love.'

Oh! Sorry.

Just bring me the usual.

After capturing Joker.

Clayface turned himself in to Gotham police.

'Detective Ethan Bennett terrorized Gotham city'

'as Clayface, with his ability'

'to change his shape and mold his features.'

Man. What I'd give to be able to mold this mug.

Wayne Industries has isolated the mutagen

'that gave Bennett his extraordinary powers'

'and report they are close to developing a cure.'

Huh? A cure?

What a waste.

Wayne Industries, huh?

Okay, people, where are we? Let's go, talk to me.

Can I help you, Dr. Norv... off?

Somebody point me to the Clayface mutagen.

I need to run an electron scan, stat!

Can I see your clearance?

I got your clearance right here, poindexter!

Hey! Come back! Oh!

Highly unstable sample coming through!

I need to get to the electron chamber, stat!

Stop right there!

Aww, nuts!

Calm down, buddy. There's nowhere to go.

Too late.

Better call an ambulance.

Uhh!

- Whoa. - Unh!

Code red in sector 8!

Help!

He's crazy! He took my purse.

- He went that way. - Intruder heading north.

What a performance!

The suspect ingested a highly concentrated form

of the Clayface mutagen Ethan was exposed to.

I don't get it, why would anyone

willingly down a dangerous toxin?

There are a lot of troubled people out there, Dick.

Once we find our man, we'll find our answer.

We have a match. Basil Karlo.

He's an actor.

That is, if starring in "Revenge Of The Atomic Clone"

qualifies as acting.

Twenty years ago, I was thrown out

of the university for crimes against nature.

Why?

'Because of my work to create a race'

'of bio-genetic supermen!'

Can't understand why he hasn't worked

in over 10 years.

We are so watching that movie.

Has that rich, meaty taste that dogs crave!

Waggy-time. It's wag-a-riffic!

Thank you, uh, Brock.

I think we've seen enough.

So... when do we start shooting?

I'm sorry but you're just not right for the role.

Really, because if my look is the problem

that I can change.

I can even play the dog.

Three people were hospitalized today

following an assault by a man

with the powers of the super villain Clayface.

Oh, what have I done? My life is ruined.

With Ethan Bennett in custody police have turned

their attention to a second Clayface

a man identified by victims as actor Basil Karlo.

Great. They know it's me. Oh!

They know it's me.

Basil Karlo, seen here in this high school production of..

- Karlo was born in Denver.. - The actor has been in..

To create a race of bio-genetic supermen.

'Beings of unthinkable strength and power.'

Aah! It's him! Clayface!

A star is born!

It's magic time.

Clayface. A most pitiable freak of nature.

'But it was not the mutation'

'that turned him into a monster.'

Rather his fellow man

who viewed this troubled soul as a pariah.

And though he knew it was too late

he secretly hoped for a chance at redemption.

'Show's over, Karlo.'

It's not too late to get help.

It is too late for acting lessons, though.

Sorry, Batman. But this is the role I was born to play.

Heh heh heh.

Aah!

Hmm?

- Mmm! - You're not a criminal, Karlo.

Why use these powers to become one?

Because that's what the role is, isn't it, Batman?

And now that I'm a celebrity I'll need the cash

to start living like one.

Now answer me a question.

How long can your little buddy hold his breath?

Aah! No... no. Mmph!

'Clayface 2 continues his week-long crime spree'

'with a robbery at the Gotham jewelry exchange.'

I interviewed Karlo yesterday at an undisclosed location.

My mother, she walked out on us kids when I was five.

We had to beg on the streets.

My sister, little Susie, used to ask

why she had to go to bed hungry every night.

I'm sorry. Are you crying?

No. What about the Batman?

Hey! This isn't about Batman. It's about me!

Then you're not concerned the dark knight will stop you?

Look, lady, Gotham's got a new leading man.

No one's been able to stop Karlo.

Not even the Batman.

It'd just be a temporary re-assignment.

If you could just put in a good word for me.

Don't even ask, Ethan.

Bruce, you once said you trusted me like a brother.

'I need you to trust me now.'

I need a chance to prove myself

and it takes a Clayface to stop a Clayface.

Dinnertime, Mr. Bennett.

No! It's not possible.

You called it, Bruce.

Think he's going after Karlo?

Sometimes Ethan's his own worst enemy.

Wayne Industries has just finished a dose of antidote.

I'll go there to pick it up. You track down Bennett.

This should get me on the national news.

Hmm?

You're late.

Some of us don't have jet-propelled cars.

Gordon just got a tip about Karlo's whereabouts.

Gosh, Batman. Let's go clobber that creep.

Aahhh!

Gotcha, bat-jerk!

Huh?

- Boo. - Clayface?

Knew you couldn't resist a chance

to take down the Batman.

How did you know it was me?

My grandma can do a better Robin than you.

Why are you even here?

- You're not a cop anymore. - I am a cop.

Always was, always will be.

And I will not rest until I bring you down.

Hmm. Not gonna happen.

You see? I've been practicing.

And this Clayface sequel

is bigger and better than the original.

You should've stayed in Arkham.

Whoa. Uh... I can explain.

The antidote! No!

Come on, take the serum!

Sorry, Bats. I didn't mean to.

I'm one of the good guys now.

The good guys don't break out of Arkham.

Rraahh!

Bats! You need me on this one.

Take the antidote and sit this one out.

I say we let him help.

Bats! Trust me!

That doesn't sound good.

Robin!

Over here, Bats.

I think we did it, Bats.

It's magic time!

Pull back. We need to regroup.

No! Just get the antidote ready.

Huh? What're you doing?

Get out of me!

Now, Bats. The antidote!

What?

- End it! - No!

Welcome back, Ethan.

The doctors say even though you shared

a single dose of antidote

your tests show a complete remission

of the mutated cells.

When I get out of here

what do you say we shoot some hoops?

Count on it.

I know I have a long way to go.

But I hope I can earn back your trust.

Checkmate, Clayboy.

They say you're cured.

But I think you're still a little soft in the head.

Ha ha ha ha!

Jerk.

Huh?