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Let's brighten up the brownstones

with some Joker White.

'Tweet, tweet.'

'Comin' through!'

Black and white, the colors of Penguin.

No!

This is my turf, birdbrain!

The West Side belongs to me, Joker

and you're violating my airspace!

You've derailed my dirigible!

Spring forward.

- Huh? - Fall back!

I proclaim this street Rictus Rue!

It's my 'hood, and it's Penguinsburg!

I prefer the ring of..

Enigma Avenue.

Who are you?

Call me The Riddler.

Riddler, eh?

You stealing my shtick?

I do riddles. I don't tell jokes.

Well, Gotham ain't big enough for the two of us, skinny

let alone three!

Precisely why I propose we settle this with a wager.

What's the game?

The first to capture and unmask

our greatest common foe wins Gotham.

No matter who wins..

The biggest loser is The Batman.

♪ The Batman ♪

'A turf war continues to plague our city'

as Joker, Penguin and, perhaps, even Riddler

clash to become Gotham's premier crime boss.

Gotham PD has of yet been unable to restore order.

Chief Rojas, are you expecting The Batman to get involved?

The way I see it, The Bat is the root problem.

Gotham never had lunatics like these till he showed up!

Mark my words.

We're going to take down these villains

and The Bat.

I do hope to see the day you no longer have to flee the law

you work so hard to help.

Well, I don't think Gotham PD

is gonna be deputizing The Bat anytime soon, Alfred.

Gotham's new commissioner of police had this to say.

Gotham is in the midst of a serious crime wave.

'And with criminals like these'

it may be time for Gotham PD

to start thinking outside the box.

James Gordon has loomed large in your life, Master Bruce.

Perhaps, thinking outside the box

'might include going public with his support of The Batman?'

We're gonna show the commish what Gotham PD Is made of.

And that means not standing by

while The Bat nails these crazies for us

'not this time!'

I want you all to step up efforts

to find Joker, Penguin, Riddler

because that's where you'll find The Bat!

- Detective Yin. - Chief's pulling out all stops.

You need to lay low.

Not with the gruesome threesome running loose.

'Then we need to strategize.'

'Meet me at the abandoned cannery on Alden Street.'

Okay. Give me an hour.

Well, that explains a lot!

I was starting to wonder why you're always sneaking away.

You won't need this anymore.

Crash.

Don't worry, Yin.

Your little powwow will go right ahead as planned

but first, your badge.

Vroom.

Detective Yin?

- Detective. - 'Don't move!'

Nice work, Yin.

'Stay put, Bat..'

That is, unless you want the shock of a lifetime.

Gotham PD beat us to the punch?

You mean, nobody wins this contest?

Until the cowl comes off

the game is on.

Radio the commish. Let him know Chief Angel Rojas

'is about to meet the man behind The Bat.'

Well, Bat, you gonna remove the mask

or do I have to come over there and do it for you?

Stun him!

- 'Somebody get the lights!' - 'Huh?'

Don't let him get away!

Get those lights on! Now!

- How'd you do that? - I didn't.

Uh, I just want you to know

that I didn't have anything to do with..

I know.

The whole city's gone dark.

Not that I'm complaining.

Riddler.

He must have hacked into Gotham's central grid.

There!

Got any ideas?

Oh!

My career in law enforcement is so over with.

Don't bet on it.

That's where we'll find Riddler.

I never thought I'd be on this end of a police chase.

Vroom

screech

vroom.

Why is Riddler so interested in being our guardian angel?

Riddler doesn't wanna share me with Gotham PD.

And he may or may not wanna share me with anyone else.

Screech Eh?

Mind the gap, Penguie! Ha-ha!

Mind you're yap, screw-loose!

This is the source of the blackout?

It's a transmitter.

Riddler routed a signal to lead us here.

So we play again, detectives.

- Where are you, Riddler? - You'll soon find out.

Let's just say, cops and robbers don't mix.

And from where I sit, neither do these two things.

Riddler shmiddler!

The game belongs to Penguin!

Back off, tubby. Batsy is mine!

Oh, no, you don't!

'Look out!'

And the game moves to a swift finish..

Riddler's favor.

Splash.

Mind yourselves.

The Batman and his little helper

are sure to be in a sour mood.

What?

Hey!

Boys, eliminate the competition.

Something tells me

we're soon to receive a special guest.

'Riddler hacked into Gotham's power grid'

'through the transatlantic fiber-optic cable.'

But how'd he splice in?

The cable runs along the ocean floor.

Riddler's riddle.

He sits near two things that don't mix

oil and water.

Uh, okay. We're on the water.

'And heading for an offshore oil-drilling platform.'

We have our Bat.

Let's move, people! I want these boats ready to launch now!

'You're a busy man, chief.'

First, I receive word you're unmasking The Batman then, poof.

You're on the docks sending half our force to sea.

Commissioner Gordon, we sighted The Bat

heading east in an unlicensed watercraft.

He has a fugitive in tow!

So could be The Batman's on the I am..

Or could be

he's onto something about this pickle we're in.

You're not saying you want a vigilante to do police work?

I'm saying we need to be smart about this.

If we stop The Batman now

we may never find out where he's headed.

Whoosh.

- Plan? - Keep a lookout.

Oh. I thought I was your partner.

But you're not my sidekick.

You're a lousy host.

And you two are lousy competition.

You know, Jokester

maybe there is enough Gotham for two to share.

Now, what was that you were saying..

About the quality of the competition?

'No more games.'

You want me..

Here I am.

What kind of bird packs a wallop?

A crane.

Thud.

There's nowhere you can go that I can't reach!

In my book, keeping a lookout means watching your back.

Yaah!

Uh? Foul play!

Beep 'Riddler's remote control system.'

Bye-bye!

Yaah!

Uh-oh.

What?

Lights out, Riddler.

I'm the last man standing!

The game belongs to me!

Thought you could use some good press.

Well done, sir.

I surrender.

I promise to save a cell for The Bat

right next to yours.

I'm not so sure this is a good idea, Chief Rojas.

Detective Yin aided and abetted a known criminal

resisted arrest and fled police custody!

That's one way to look at it.

'Here's another way.'

Detective Yin helped to bring in Gotham's three most wanted.

It seems to me, the department's had its share

'of bad press lately.'

Do you really think it's wise to arrest a hero?

- Nice work, detective. - Thank you, commissioner.

Detective Yin informs me the pager you supplied to her

is on the blink.

What's on your mind, commissioner?

You know, I feel chasing bats is counterproductive

not to mention, a waste of police resources.

Thanks to all of your efforts, Batman the time is finally right

to take our alliance to the next step.

Commissioner?

Good press sometimes goes beyond the law.

The hearts and minds of all of Gotham are behind you.

I do my best work from the shadows.

That won't need to change.

All I ask is that you help me make Gotham

a safe place for my daughter to grow up in.

For your daughter, then.

♪ The Batman ♪