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Cucumbers must be finely chopped

it's a salad

cucumbers with mayonnaise

are you serious it's cheese

I came up with a new

marinade secret ingredient

don't guess anything

and he's a secret

the weather seems good,

maybe we'll cover it together

I don't care

and you are going to meet guests in this form

Why don't you like my look?

I'm cool of course

when the wife is

all dressed up with a haircut

running around fussing in the oven

she has a steak pie on the stove

cuts cucumbers large

dance yes yes not bad

and you know your guests

are dancing no no no wait

remember that by our

agreement no one should know

so please

portray a happy wife and a hospitable hostess, they

are going to congratulate us on our anniversary

so whether you like it or

not, it's your guests too

Mom, you told me to wash yourself,

and you leave with a dirty head, well

girl dear to you

hello my my Oksana

oh my god Vika Vika

Vika God how glad

I am how glad I am

you are shocked just shocked

oh how did you grow up

I don't understand hello

and where is the baby walking somewhere with Alice

oh my god oh

Dasha Ilyushka will drive up

soon, I can't wait to show it to you

changed so much I don't know

Can you imagine, after the Moscow internship,

he studied for a year at Saintford

that's all, but right now there will

be a diploma to confirm what a smart girl

my boy my fish

what the hell is a dead battery

Dasha what's up how

are you studying where

going to do tell me come on

all of you insist on

towers oh well, not bad

well you look closer to your

father everything is right

oh you are my sweet beauty beauty

well, that's all eye to eye is needed

oh, and my Ilyushka generally doesn’t look at

the girls all in his studies, I’m in shock at all

well, the light begins right,

study is the most important

what do you know how

long doctors study

you have this guy

and how how is he boyfriend

well maybe

only with this place in more detail, I said

maybe yes, Ilyushka also doesn’t tell me anything

maybe it's for the best

sowing shorter

come on don't move your sell

but I see no other way

otherwise we just won’t pay off the track

normul

that is, I sell

we are counting

that's all you can

offer, what do you want

I don't know

somehow maybe we would think about the options

we discussed in the

end partners wow partners

that is, when you make a

decision, you don’t really ask me

and when we are in trouble

only to an unexpected partner

Let me remind you that

our share is 80 to 20

yes Andrey 80 to 20

yes it only means 1

that 20% of the debt

it's your problem but

you made that decision

idiotic decision

you risked so much

yes i took a risk

listen, if I didn’t take risks,

your wife wouldn’t go to Kaeni

and the son did not study at Oxford

at Stanford, damn it, don't care

why did the girls think for so long

that your salmon was already burned

well, Seva can burn anything

except for my signature

barbecue so my friends

a moment of attention

Well, we're here because

we have a great reason

today we will say

toasts compliments

come on, why are you sitting

come on, come on, come on

light

well, why are you, well, why should

we come without a gift or something

well, open up

O

thank you very nice

yes yes it is jinori

most expensive italian porcelain

cool guys well, you

will stand in the room

you understand

This is a porcelain figurine.

guys 20 years old

20 years is a porcelain wedding, and Andryushka

and I have a satin wedding for 24 years together

but we didn't know well

Andrey come on come on

let's pour

Oksanochka, well, well, how

well, how did everything go there

well celebrated

somehow emotionally

so sorry that we couldn't come

well mentally is not the right word

just suffocated all evening from love

you suffocate all your life from love

come on my dear ha ha

Ilyushechka has arrived

finally Seva

open the gate please

let's go meet my sun

Ilyusha you are my dear

you are my sunshine

hello hello everyone

my joy hello my little fish

hello sonny oh sonny hello

here he smoked yeah yeah

everything is uncle Sev

happy holiday thank you aunt

Oksana thank you for the anniversary

unexpectedly beautiful bouquet

and since when have children

been seen off since the age of 18

and you are already 18 hello hello

By the way, he also has a 2nd car

but they say doctors earn

little little truth little hello

Dash hello and I

already broke up

my titmouse so stretched out on the water

oh yes, all in school,

all in school, poor

or on intermittent fasting, why

does he need it he has my genes

well, in the sense before childbirth,

well, everything is assembled

Oksanochka Seva

you are such a beautiful

couple young happy

stay like this, I don't know

that's 20 years 20 years

so much love I don't know so

much of this inexhaustible passion

20 years of mutual isolation

of indifference to life

s yes Vlad yeah so let's go

for you and let it be 30:40:50

light slow down so everything

today Oksan they sent me for wine

again I hear the text I will kill

I was sent for wine Oksana good

my mother gave

it's in her taste Ilya where are you

let's go quickly

Dasha agreed you are in my team

yes yes I'm going

go faster or they will fight

damn your mother, you need to quickly

remove it until the light is noticed

carefully and

please be so careful

quietly quietly quietly

quietly carefully cautiously

carefully here carefully so first

you need to get a fragment, be patient

I will try carefully

early shallow but a little

sore for a couple of days

So

first aid kit where you have iodine peroxide

is there anything

but it seems in the chest of drawers near the wine so

so if you get inflamed or you get very sick

I will prescribe antibiotics ok

I think 1 more bottle of wine

and I won't need antibiotics

I have a traumatologist friend

he says that only hands and feet

can really talk about a woman

and the Russian poet Yesenin

naively assumed that these were eyes

green sands in the eyes

and clouds

a hand slides along the fastened lace

now close, now far, and so always

her sad fate is my misfortune

so enough

trauma literary point it's time to close

thanks for the 1st help

for Patriotic

medicine, I am now calm

go you go and I'll clean everything

you be careful not to cut yourself

surgeons must protect their hands

it's spotty go

go i can handle me

Andrey doesn’t tell anything about

his work at all, thank God Oksana

not interested in investment

I recently read Rybkin's stories

under the editorship of

Mikhailov everything, Lord

I think pride is ours, our Oksana,

soon a new book will be released.

Rybkin is gone

Artyom Arsentieva,

seriously, guys, I love him

Lord, I know how he

likes me, well, tell me how

interesting writes

well, I would not call it

writes well Oksana liked it

she is so devoted to my

work in general she every book

passes right through

itself, you and I are similar

this is the secret of our happy brother

oh let's go for it and

you let's go for love

and for Alice and for friendship

for an informed decision

and for sorting garbage

and for Yesenin cheers

where were you

everything in the toilet

stop sitting around, i

have a surprise for you

and we already

and there

Oksana how long to wait for you

oh you're a beauty what you

didn't dress up right away

if you're lucky of course

and that's what I think

so happy family well

what are you ready for

yes yes let's all

full speed ahead yeah so

what are you going let's go

guessing the most secret

and as soon as the ball flies away

the desire will immediately begin to come true, it has already

been verified, it is interesting how it was tested empirically

so think carefully about what

to make and let go like that

the main thing is for the ball to fly away,

then everything will definitely come true

times 2

3

well, look at the light you promised

oh sevchik probably made new successful deals

it would definitely work out well

Oksan you have a very long desire

or something Shrek let go let go

so wait it's a mess

we need to get the

light, well, good already

well, don’t go crazy with your desires,

what am I, it’s just the rules are

so let's all go home

What

you are serious boss but

the desire is not reduced

so maybe for the best

Oksana Oksana don't worry

your wish will come true i promise

Ilyushka Ilyushka wait you

you're not ashamed because of you the child climbed a tree

quietly neatly neatly

don't worry mom

oh mommy

God

you look into the

water do not fall dumbass

sorry sev comes down

Oksanochka Seva is

waiting for you to visit

come on, come on, come on

I, as a doctor, have to check

the patient's condition the next day

so give me your phone

the patient is fine

the doctor need not worry

I'm glad phone get out of here okay

I myself know

good night uncle Sev quietly don't shout

what did he want

said which ointment to process early

reply to stories that she

just deleted my number and photo

that you have not forgotten us and

you want but you're calling,

why are you freaking out

are you crying

guy on you only

I didn't forget you

Thank you

nude as usual

although no, today is an important day for me

what colors are in trend

now mmm flawless gray

probably the most fashionable now

that's what it's

called, yes or here

blue nebula

who comes up with these

names color institute

would you know what they called red

like menstrual red

feminists insisted

really some bullshit

I like this

I always use these

names cheers up

it's nice to know that you have a blue

nebula on your nails and in your head

but there is no light yellow absurdity

no it hasn't been figured out yet

it's a farce

a real writer does not present

this success in his book look

people can't stop reading

it can be said a triumph is

not a triumph Oleg is a funeral

so that's all

we need much more than

him, so stop whining

I went dads through the presses

listen to the lists you

are not, I repeat to you

this is a mistake, sorry,

please, we can't help you.

Yul sorry please

hello everyone volotrenovich

Dear guests

I am immensely glad that you

took the time to share with me

such an important moment for me

I'm in awe and what's there

I am proud to present you my 1st and

I think it's a pretty

good piece of literature.

I will say directly on the Lavra of Dostoevsky,

I do not pretend, although there was a temptation

but I will tell you exactly

what you will find in my book

well, just a lot of answers

to the most secret questions

for some, it will become a desktop tool

bedside maphrodisiac i would say

know today

I am very grateful to all those people

without which this book would never have seen the light of day.

Oleg Knyazev publishing house wind

a real professional person with a

delicate taste and vast experience

did not give a single chance to other publishers

Oleg the beast

my most sincere and deep

gratitude to an amazing woman

who at first scolded

my style criticized me

what the light stands

on but in the end

was my inspiration and real

support ladies and gentlemen

my muse is the source of all my

literary and not only fantasies

Oksan won't even say hello

where have you been all evening

I congratulate you,

this is success, wait

you got mad at me for something

listen, you and I had a great

time, but why do you need all this

obviously it's not for you

you are married you have a family children i

don't want to spoil anything for you thank you

you are very kind

well, let me decide for myself

what is not good for me, please decide

but just trust my

experience where you are now

that's where your place really is

introduce us

Artyom Arsentiev is

a promising writer

Seva Seva is the husband

no less promising

you have great taste thank

you I wish I had such infa

I would also write an

erotic novel good evening

we have to wait,

what about your copy

let me sign it

thank you very much for coming

please thank you

all the best

listen why did you

come, I didn't call you

that's it, and I'm still sort of like your husband

dressed up for him

It's none of your business,

he doesn't seem to be impressed.

listen, we agreed not to sleep with mutual

friends, and you didn’t know him now I know

and that's why you came here

listen don't be a fool steve

it's you who makes me look like a fool

hello, I have a great plan for

tonight, you will definitely like it

and you're not used to hearing the word no

yes yes not used to

in short, the best students were

promised internships at a local clinic

my friend and I were among them and were terribly proud

you know that western clinic

as in the TV series the ambulance watched jangley jazz

Yes, we somehow arrived on a call to an elderly woman

her heart is bad the patient

her friend spoke with an accent

but no one, of course, asked

where they put her on a drip

we had to sit and

wait a few minutes

the doctor filled out some paperwork

and women switched to their native language

to the point in Russian

at first

they discussed the doctor's ass for a very long time and juicy

and then

it came to our asses of course

they discussed what each

of them would do to us

if there was no one else

in the room then they decided

that with their weight they would simply crush us

and settled on the missionary position

poor Lelik turned

out to be sick here

older woman

this is not for everyone an

older woman is Oksana's gift

but in general I was torn apart

by hysteria; women began to giggle

the doctor happily

asked what was going on

and Lelik in pure Russian

answer sexual harassment

how it ended the

women were scared

abruptly fell silent and began to see us out,

I assure you that they are already better

Lelik immediately ran out

and I slowly went to the exit

wagging your ass

so that women can finally enjoy

the fool for their nothing is a pity

I have always admired doctors

but with your humor

don't be scared, that's all

blood surgery elderly patients

someone must die

tell me about the book

How was the presentation I didn’t

think that I would find myself

editing an erotic novel

someone has to

I dreamed of being part of a

larger literature, you know, I think

if Yesenin were alive now

he would write very obscene poems

he did it then, well, consider

yourself part of a great literature

how to work normally

and at home

well, what else did you give me

I'm wondering how it works

that open marriage

Fine

works yes

Don't know

I wouldn't want that

I think there is something unnatural in this

you just don't know

what you're talking about

we both sat at this table with

you and we sit nothing has changed

the lies just got smaller

and it suits me

stay today

i have an hour

well max 2

I am in the shower

how i love Moscow

what a beauty

when was the last time you

it's so simple

rode on a boat

I have three children

I work as an editor in a publishing house

I don't have time to just ride a boat

I don't know about romance

The last time I walked like this at night was 100 years ago.

you were probably born that way

23 years ago

what do you think 23

my god so old

it's already late

it's time for me to go home

you really invested

everything left nothing

yes, of course, left only the

sense that the accounts are blocked

yes, I didn’t think that

Dorozhkin could do that

I didn't think either

then sell everything you have,

close your debts and start life anew

are you young relatively no no

I'm not going to file anything

in any case, until when

the tracks beat you to hell

it will be a little

late i know how to act

I have a plan

but this plan is somehow to secure 7

I mean, if he got to your accounts,

you know what's going to happen next.

Well, what are you suggesting

to get a divorce to start what

well, effectively at

least sell the cottage

all you have is buy an

apartment for Oksana's children

that's what everyone does

and then Oksana go from yours

I have a plan I

know what I'm doing

at least I won't get hurt

let's change the subject

i know what i'm

doing okay okay sorry

well how is it yours

open marriage

like how I fuck then I go to work

already tired of my word of honour,

you hold on drummer working hard

the entire male half of humanity is proud of you

you're not afraid to lose her

whom apartment

yes which apartment

Oksana is a fool, she is not the

type of woman, it is not in her nature

she just wants to get my attention, that's

all, and you don't care about other men

what other men

she doesn't want this open marriage

she needs me

I'm not going anywhere

Bye

and what's wrong with restaurants, then Oksan,

well, in the sense of restaurants dried up

yeah look how pretty

Well, when was the last time

you just rode a river tram

or walked or sat on a park bench

she sleeps with someone

God I think she's in love with someone

who, like a tenth grader,

has everything on your mind

as if you can't just enjoy the moment

I'm telling you

I'm still married with Mark

in general, so-so excuse

why are we not against it

at all we have a free country

listen, I still don't understand

and you have someone

well, let’s say, but I didn’t invite you

for a walk, but just to enjoy the details

I think that you will

judge me who we are

What are you, I’m a gynecologist,

I know the same thing for my practice

that I’m generally not morally stable since the 10th grade

listen from the 8th

he is younger than me

and at our age it is not

difficult, he is still studying

stupid at school

in medical, well, there,

by the way, studies longer

than other ages

how old is he

24 won't be soon

24 we didn't have

anything at all

we just kissed 1 time is not visible,

that is, just like schoolchildren

well of course he is

it doesn't mean anything, otherwise

you shine like a Tula samovar

okay enough to read that gynecologist

well man hormonal fund improved

i would be your patient by the way

if I were you, that's exactly what I would write out

yes

Oksan

just look there is such a Matrosik 25 years old

he is old for her and

well, well, well, you

I won't tell you anymore

Well, I'll try my luck

today it's actually my

turn i have to have a meeting

well, confer on health

I'm for a couple of hours and

Dasha will look after the children

and now all your outfits are so revealing yes

dressing like a 20 year old

won't make you a 20 year old again

but i feel that way

oh my god you can give me a heart attack

Kira

look after the carcass

I'll be back soon

Well, actually, you should

look after us Kir, you're an adult

like me really

I can trust you

did anyone tell you that you

sexiest woman on the planet

what

what the fuck is

he our neighbor too

we didn't agree like that

pretend you want I don't

want we won't tell anyone

you are fooling someone

if you want more, if you don't want to say

Hi Hello

good evening, she cut a glass for me and and for me

americano, do you mean a cocktail or coffee coffee

I see someone not in the mood to have fun

i know what to do with it

we have a very serious date

we don't have a date

in the sense of Dash

may be enough already

we are not dating i am married

I know, but you said that

you would leave your wife

that I will live with you

no well then stop

stalking me stop calling me

enough to send pics

I don't follow you

I thought you want it I

thought we were in a relationship

but we don't have any relationship,

we met in a nightclub and decided

spend the night together

everything is just sex

we spent more than 1 night together,

well, we were glad and that's enough

I don't understand Dash you're not a little

girl and you understand everything perfectly

i thought you like me

I like you we had a good time

I have feelings for you,

just don't manipulate me

you and your girlfriends

go to bars and make men drink

twist your butts in your tight dresses

somehow it doesn't look like a search

big pure love you do not find

so there’s nothing for me to make a scene here, I felt

do not call me more

I want to seem impolite, but

it's time for me to be impolite

5 minutes ago it was tenderness itself

why do you need this towel

give it back well then I'm not 20

wow you have an awesome body

and then I saw everything

don't go

do not look at me with reproach, I

will not go well with contempt for you

I will stay a little longer

if you read someone

except Yesenin

night

Street

not well, just not from the school curriculum

no, I don't value rebellious

delight rapture sensual frenzy

and step moaning

shouting in the akhanka young

when winding in my arms like a snake

hello Mikhailov

Oksan Vitaliev and

Mikhailov Vsevolod Lvovich

Daria Vsevoldona born in 2005

slept on a bench on Tverskoy Boulevard

in a state of extreme intoxication

we thought she was spending the

night with a friend, we often hear this

this has never happened and we hear it often

she is underage

we have to report

Marco dispensary at the place of residence

in the school may not be necessary

we have a good intelligent family

it is felt

How many

what they drank, and with whom

with whom

what are you drinking

yes 1 undressed why so well I know

that this is an apple from an apple tree

Dash, I understand everything, she’s pizza on the

bench, then she’ll pass out, of course it’s cool

but dangerous maybe better at home

generally dangerous at this age pizza

didn't you drink

at school no yes

only on very big holidays the

daughter did not fall asleep on the bench

and we didn’t have police ghosts

although I speak for myself, your

daughter is fresh from the police

you still manage to turn the arrows on me

I have a daughter, I think we have a dear daughter

I try to talk to her somehow

find approaches

well, it's time to do the

teacher, I don't understand

and none of us wants to

ask what the hell I got drunk

When did you first try alcohol in 8th grade?

I see this is your family

I tried it for the first time at the institute after the 1st session

and and

Mom got so drunk that it was

enough for all school years

be my wife, I'm actually married

I know how to free you

your son is watching porn

he probably spied somewhere at home

I'm starting to feel

what do you have to our family and something personal

sell everything you have and pay me back my debt

he mortgaged the apartment,

I'm afraid that I'm only her

there's nothing between

us, what's going on

what is this one doing here