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Happy birthday

this is the best gift

Have you seen the main gift yet?

you put it on and I will control

your orgasm from a distance

as cool as in american rom-coms

we obviously grew up on different films

you sleep with your husband

Well, to put it mildly,

it doesn't concern you.

well, it's kind of related

who is better me or him

what do you think i should say

everything is clear since you're here

I still hate to think

that you sleep with him

don't you think

after all we are not here for this

uh huh

I have to go

I promise that we will celebrate in the

evening, well, I have dinner with my family

I'm not talking about dinner

ha ha i gotta go

Ilyush 2 minutes 2 minutes

wow i just found this song

heard

heard

he started singing

before you were born

I

and I will always be with you

in white border background

to the shores of all seas

I will always be with you

will

Come here

yes I'm going I'm going

Lord Alive

Mom what happened so I

don't understand what's wrong

I called you wrote 100 times

you don't answer, I've already changed my mind

everything in the world, so it's impossible

I almost lost my mind and

you are not the 1 or something

mother would you warn about your visits

Valyusha

I had a bad dream,

yeah you're beautiful

you are so elegant

suddenly out of nowhere

tentacles you imagine

right to the very bottom you are being pulled by sirens of some kind of hands

it's not good you're

healthy mom calm down

I'm alright

it's all right true

let's go home let's go home

daddy feels bad, I'm scared, he

doesn't sleep, doesn't eat all on pills

you understand Seva business is fucked

up dad says that we are all bankrupt

you understand, in general, he says

that now we need to trample everything

what is this

some weird music playing

Hm

what is strange

normal music you're

dating an older woman

Lord Ilyusha, I know

everything, the neighbor said

that some woman is constantly walking to you

Mom, are you following me

or something, how old is she?

all this go under the complex as

I did not immediately understand

Lord God why do I care

mom calm down please

what a complex she is 20

mom wait dad wait

you are a pervert

it's all a dream

take this take it straight

throw it away right now

I'll throw it out I'll throw it

out give it here give it here give it

I'll throw it out myself

I’m here in general, of course, I’m always glad,

well, what the hell at such an early time of all

good morning here 1 thing is so delicate I don’t even

know if you should tell you or not you’re kidding me

we will play charades at 7 in the

morning, I will send you a link now 1

just promise me

please keep calm okay

good morning guys

where is Dasha and where is mom

where were you in the toilet

candles candles moms sorry

made a wish sooner

thought of blowing out

a gift a gift dad

what did you give mom

and dad decided to make a gift

in a solemn atmosphere tonight

Of course, I understand

that you forgot about the gift

But

I hope you remember that on this day

we always have dinner with my parents

Fine

bye bye card bye dash

stay a couple of

minutes or I'll be late

it means you'll be late

I saw your profile on longfance

interesting, do you remember your

mother's favorite Stirlitz anecdote

your fingerprints were found on your ass

Eva Braun let the simulator

and how did you find them there

it's not funny but i

think it's very funny

why are you doing this

why are you watching this

mom knows, well, let's talk about it with mom

it's just money

if you need money you can ask me

I don't need your money,

that's not the point

you have a problem

drugs or something,

how old are you dad

Lord, you can't tell a drug addict from a non-addict

Dash

this is my income decent

girls don't earn like that

interesting, but what about the

multi-million dollar contracts of the model

Victoria's Secret is

that then they are models

well i'm a model

this is different I don't

understand they are also in underwear

the whole world knows them,

not a bunch of online nerds

and in general this is my body

and I will do with it what I see fit

let it stand here, okay, he

annoys me very much, I understand

All in all

I think it's cold at the next

meeting of the board of directors

he says the publishing house will just close

and we will stay with you on the sidelines

so that you can collect clothes

we were given a chance

and we screwed it up

I know that you will

now say that you warned me

Everyone can give advice,

but take responsibility

you got scared

and I'm not afraid

and no one wants to risk their asses

and I risked our asses,

you know, at least I tried

but didn’t water Arsentiev and didn’t

say right and left that he was mediocre

well, listen to me and now we

wouldn’t have to look for a new job

yes you will find the 1st job

I'm telling the

truth, you're a shark

it’s time for you to go to the gloss for a long time

why are you hiding behind Pushkin and Dostoevsky

what a shark i am

Oleg mm shark fish saw

or didn't drink

listen can you take it with you

this is what he will stand here 1

hello darling i feel really bad

give me 50,000,000 bail on my apartment

yes, why don’t they just throw

me an apartment on account of a debt

well, convince me Sev

we have known each other for 15 years

it's not convincing at all haha

all people make mistakes

any mistakes can be corrected

these are your ideas lately I have not been inserted

here's an idea for you, sell everything

you have and pay me back my debt

Well, how do you like Seva, are you a phenolist or

that I again came up with everything for you right now

my only chance to repay you

it try again fine get a loan

what's the problem you

will also owe the bank

you ruined my credit history a little

give me 50,000,000 bail on my

apartment and I will make 250 of them

I'll give you your hundred plus

friendship bonuses and keep my apartment

it's just simple math

I think changes would not agree with him

and I will accept

just before you take money from me now,

think twice mathematically as you like

You won't get a 2nd chance

and the debt will automatically grow

1,000,000 is 50 and the

more debt, the angrier I am

and my whole family

thanks for coming

you know, I don’t even have anyone

to talk to, all my kind of friends

it's all for sale

probably rejoices now that I crap myself

don't dramatize

no one cares at all as

usual no one will notice

Nika left me

she read a book yesterday,

you know, I didn’t think at all

that she can read

and there it is

you yourself know everything, I sympathize

you know you're

right, I'm empty space

I didn't mean it, I'm stupid 0

I'm sorry if the empty elderly

party-goer was offended or

what else did you call me

photoactive narcissistic dilettante

womanizer

listen to something

there is definitely something in your book

maybe we just filed it

wrong if you want to say

if over a precipice in the rye

wrongly presented then she would

never become the world's salty brahm

if soleger wrote aa hysterical

unfucked clematiric maybe

I'm not a bad writer though.

it seemed to me or it was my book that preceeded you

Oksan

wait, let's make coffee

given the methods of the track, keeping

them in the account would be stupid

Wow

how much is 50 fine thanks

that you listened to me means

we will give the track half

and he'll give us more

time no i don't get it

we won't give a damn

this is money from dorozhkino and we will invest further

biotechnology chinese

laboratory newcomer to the market

but in the last couple of days has signed

a bunch of contracts around the world

understand what it means

increase of at least 500%

after a maximum of 3

months I can smell Seva

I'm sorry you're an idiot,

are you out of your mind or not

I'm that little

shit that's going on

I'm just wondering how you

were going to pay the debt to them

well, maybe we have some capital

which I don't know

tell me any way out Andrew

preferably one that

hasn't crossed my mind yet

or don't interfere, you're destroying

our company dumplings destroying yourself

out 7 my I'm trying to save us

my family does not concern you

I understand that you are a

school psychologist, this is your job

but maybe you don’t need to call

us so often, we actually work too

it's not my fault

that this is necessary

our child is the worst at school

you call someone else so often

I don't communicate with anyone as much as with

your family, it seems that this is your own choice.

I'm glad that in any situation

you know how to keep a sense of humor

and in what situation

your son is watching porn

sorry for not sending a classmate nonsense like him

from where, most likely, he spied somewhere at home

things like this usually go

from older children or from parents,

you know, but it begins to seem to me

that you have with our family and something personal still happens

that children who are often left without supervision

without supervision means that all the best is enough

things like that get expelled from school

Let's

what

just to get started,

assemble phone computers

children of the entire primary school

and prove that it was my son who started the 1st

otherwise I will sue you

where did you get

that from i got it

when I was looking for cartoons on the Internet to watch

I didn't know it was bad

and that i'm bad

who told you that you are bad

teacher says

I will be kicked out of school

Hey

what are you going to throw out adventures

I won't let us because we have to protect each other like this

trust to be honest with each other

you just understand

there are things that belong to the adult world

they are not intended for children

you can hurt yourself you know

these ducks fly away from the park for the winter

children have not gone anywhere for 20 years why

because dad fed them so

much that they can't fly

no no no this Ainur

it will be beautiful

no it's yes everything come on

let's see you tomorrow everything

Yes, come on, come on, why are you

sitting home, you will probably go

listen i got something

yes Tosh distinguished himself of course I heard

heard

Dash, I saw your pictures on your phone

why the hell did you even climb my

phone, I accidentally googled the site

are you a prostitute yes

you damn that everyone agreed

you're tired of prying into my personal life

Kira listen it's just pictures

a couple of people saw and that's it

you can't even see your

face and it's a secret

ok i have a secret too

if you want, I can tell you,

I really need it, go ahead

Yes

you already saw

yes look look higher in the upper

corner yeah in short see you at home

ok look at it

earlier on the site of this residential complex there was a state farm

where did my parents work

and I went to the garden over there

wooden was we still

called it a prison

and on the site of that restaurant there was a cowshed

where my mother was a milkmaid for 20 years and plowed

so I bought an apartment

here nostalgia yes yes no

I also hated this stinking barn garden

so much that

grew up and got rich

but remember where your origins are

very important especially in business

Well, you didn’t come to talk about my childhood

I know where 500% will be in a fairy tale

no no I know what

I'm talking about Seva

your problem is not that

you messed up with dorozhkin

and that you still consider yourself the smartest

well, you believe in all sorts of miracles

Einstein said there

are 2 ways to live life

or as if miracles don't exist

either so life is something Einstein was not an investor

the investor has 1 way to survive

anything but debt you have debt

because debt breeds despair

despair turns off the brain

I will ask one more time

Are you sure about this deal?

because if you are driven by despair

I passed, I took into account

the Syrian, I read everything

how much do you want to invest 50 000 000

so why do you need me

I need your access to Asian

exchanges I want to invest in IP

queue from your brokers

just help me make this deal

no guarantees from the commission no problem

Kiryukha that you didn’t call your mother, it seems

to me that in my family no one cares for me at all

oh yes at your age everyone seems so

mom is working dad is also busy

give me at all for the person do not consider

You know

say Tosha

Well

sends obscene messages to his classmates

Aunt An what is wrong with our family

yes Kirill, well, everything

is like that with your family

Well, such a period you

grow up is not easy for you

Well, at first it seems strange,

but then you get used to it.

I give a tooth Peter Pan said

don't grow up this is a trap

Lord, stop reading your books, you

don’t have any games on your phone

you need to talk to your mom

just mind you don’t give me

up that we ate burgers with you

otherwise kirdyk of your good aunt fairy

let's call aunt telly

she is still a doctor, she

understands how to talk about this topic

I don't have children

do you have your period

and let it breathe

Lyudmila oh my god where

is my decanter in its place

what is a french decanter moron

Ira

daughter look cool

botox or what did you do

no moms i won the kinetic lottery

Dash, put the phone down already,

no matter what the child amuses

as long as you don't smoke

didn’t drink didn’t drink Oksana

didn’t drink holiday Oksan holiday

well, I would not call

41 a holiday oh oh oh oh oh

you are like a schoolgirl

Anyuta, but maybe a big one

not a very young schoolgirl

well let's sit down

we sit down and there

will be a cake yes I ordered

Napoleon said

when she last baked

when I met my parents it was the

most delicious Napoleon in the world

then I baked it

here is the news

maybe i need to know something else

Lyudmila Vasilyevna you

do not keep in yourself

tell me well, I can do Lyudmila

and dad pour it already

for mom please oh aunt liu

if I have a new husband, I

know what kind of parasite

where is your old husband

so you answered your own question

but he is old

Oksan Dash, let's go to

the table as much as possible

I'm sleeping at Katya's tonight

I think you settled

there, but you might think

you and Anna were different

then you can come to me for

the night girlfriend who will come

well she's new

you don't know her

come on next weekend

Oksan can leave the children with

us for the weekend, but think about it

Seva, I was compiling a catalog for

the Bruman gallery, I saw your Dali

thought you were interested in reselling

art is bought and sold is normal

you are experts in this field

well, in the end, as a

financier, I always say

that art is an investment an

investment a controversial investment

if you merge art for cheap

but I didn’t know that you sold ours away to whom

that I sat over our bed

that apparently is no longer the subject of your interest

By the way, do you know who Kondinsky's

improvisation is now which of them

but in my opinion 1 what else are

you talking about yes so little things

I don't understand why I'm talking about it now

Oksana hello hello I was just about to

call you to congratulate you thank you

listen, I know what's going on

so I need to understand the scale of the disaster

Oksan, you know

how I feel about you

Well, I'm sorry Andrey,

I have three children

the sooner I understand

the sooner I can do something

well, in a global sense,

everything will work out

Seva will vomit, he is smart, prudent

intuition, he has an outstanding Andrey

he mortgaged the apartment

I'm afraid that not only her

so myself

what about Oksana

everything is fine, she

just had a rush at work

the entire edition rests

on it, and you are doing well

oh grandma don't ask a question

to which you don't want to know the answer

we are the best

what are you where are you going

then we are all waiting for you there

you're all right ugh

Listen

until we got drunk, I

wanted to talk to you

well i want it too

I didn’t see Kira today,

well, my period started

no, everything is fine there,

the stomach does not hurt

everything is fine yes yes i bought everything

everything is fine

basically everything is fine

Well

why didn't she tell me

I wanted to talk about

this, remember we thought

what can you be with all your adventures

well, somehow you just pay attention to your children a little mom

Well

she just feels lonely

abandoned no well

she didn't say so

it's just clear that

this is age, but still

and what she said about

that he sends some photos to someone

in general, find out and

you are experts in education

1 child does not have another child

does not talk to her daughter for a year

thank you girls for your invaluable advice

if we are still going to a birthday

now, calm down, I said let's go

hmm lasagna sit

down sit down girls

I want to drink

Yes Yes

wonderful woman

for a wonderful mother

for a devoted friend and

for a wife you can only

dream of for you Oksan

hurray hurray hurray hurray

happy birthday your day

dad thank you very much

so beautiful for my daughter

Oksan

where did you get the cigarettes from?

old problem let's smoke

I'm sorry, I didn't

have the right to say that

Well, theoretically, you said

everything correctly, and thanks for Kira

you are of course a real

friend that I am well it's you

what are you doing nurses dismissed

well, in general, why didn’t you call me a goat, I’m

sitting there like a fool listening to Napoleon’s trailer

see how she cries

Well nothing

it's okay for me to cry on my birthday too

did not run into only Piglet with his fluff

mind you Piglet uh huh

what are you hinting at, then I

love you very much in the shade

you are the best birthday present

birthday

what is it

not a birthday

and some kind of commemoration

well, don’t cry, I’ve gone

everything, congratulations again

we have to stay with grandma and grandpa

why not

but they are very bored

listen if

you want to tell me something

then I'm ready to listen

I have a fat test on Monday

and I have no conversations

Fine

good luck on the test

but if you want

tell something

you change your mind

then I always have time for you

I love you very much

yes i love you

maybe we shouldn't have left children

with our parents something like that

Well, Kira, just such a moment, menstruation began

everyone tell me the truth

you mortgaged the apartment

I sold only 1 painting and

my car will not be damaged

I know the same you laid

Oksana, you know me

well, you've been watching me do business for 20 years,

you know better than anyone else what I'm capable of

Lord why take such a risk explain

to me because it is an investment

Oksan is not a publishing business,

although there are a lot of risks there

thanks, i knew our

family was going to hell

but I didn't think

it was that much

I won't let you down okay

anyway you don't believe me

I don't know

Oksan

we want to keep our marriage true

probably want

it seems to me

that the way we chose somehow does not work

I understand from your book

friend

that an open marriage should bring back

the passion for relationships, so what

did you read it yes flipped it

is a pity there are no pictures

what are we doing

ah oh

wait that's all

I'm going to drink water

but aren't you

at Katya's and I'm

I went in to change clothes and out to walk Alice

why are you so early

looking great for walking the dog

thank you dad everything is fine I'm going

Do you want some tea

where will you be back soon

what are you calling

all day, I told you

that I have dinner with my family

I'm near your door

if you don't leave now

I will hammer into all the apartments

in a row, I will still find you

especially since your husband just left

Tikhon you stole

You deserve the best,

I'll do anything for you

where did you get

the money i love you

Be my wife

I'm actually married so what

I know how to free you

I know where you are

Are you out of your mind or

something that stop chasing me

I feel that I

don't care about you

when you tell her

listen what what

well, it was never between

us, this is my wife and I

you can't do this to me

Sash, are you a little one or something,

I already explained it to you several times

there's nothing between us,

we had a couple of fucking sex

everything is not a couple

but as many as 7 times let 7 let

but it doesn't mean anything,

please don't touch anything, dad

someone please release Gleb

can you help someone

they will kill each other

Please

so you are some kind of crazy

and you are my daughter

and who are you and he fucks her dad

well, and you

wife

whose perverts do it so stop stop

take you to the corridor

wait right now

Do you have a toilet here?

but where are your papers

I don't have with me

I can call they will bring me

I left the documents with you

there in a jacket, look,

you can bring them to me

this is urgent

have you ever been in a car

so tell you everything

mom dad got into a fight with

the police big nikitsky lane house 7

yes, how old is she

you always ask the documents of the girls you fuck

I'm married too

you look at your daughter from the side

she's at least 20 years

old, you won't give her

dress like that

paint like someone

heavily painted

so what did she tell you

that she is 21 studying in

medical school in medical school

she has a triple in biology in a quarter,

and I generally keep quiet in chemistry

at the medical school

she is at least in some class in the 11th

your mother

yes yes it could be worse

sorry man really sincerely sorry

if I knew so well, what are we

making out or figure it out yourself

lock her phone and delete it

thanks for the ride

i'll go with you

suddenly need help

you're crazy go home

until no one sees you

Seva

What's happened

here is your passport

What's going on

and explain to someone

what is this one doing here

Well, what are you doing

here, you want to come back

now I’ll give everyone a tag

let's get out of here

let's get in the car

go

we were not introduced Alina

Ilya nice to meet you

where are we going home take me

address as I understand it already knows

have you ever been taken by the police

to the police there

is no only the police

I was neither there nor there

wait Anka you took

away and for the cause

and we were there on a tour

the official version is

give each other

freedom basic on trust

it doesn't happen

your damn rules don't work

I'll stay with you

for a bit such a woman

how you shouldn't be 1 we

can start a new life together

mother Dorozhkin

Igor Petrovich

strongly recommends you

release his own since

your husband is bankrupt