All language subtitles for I Love Lucy s06e17 lucy misses the mertzes

This place has been in such a mess for
the last two weeks, I bet you'll be glad

to get rid of us. Oh, Lucy, how can you
be like that? We just love having you.

Thank you, dear.

Is this the last of it, ma 'am? Yes,
that's it. Thank you.

Honey, we'll take these two bags in the
car, huh? Car?

What car?

Oh, didn't Ricky tell you we rented a
station wagon to use in the country till

we get settled?

Station wagon, huh? Pretty snappy. Yeah,
I'm gonna be a regular country square.

Honey, it's country squire.

Well, whatever it is, you know, we're
going to be real suburbanites.

Suburbanites?

He means suburbanites. Oh.

I just hope we can cross the border into
Connecticut without a passport.

Never mind.

Get your coat, honey. It's time for us
to go.

Remember now, you two, no more bawling.

That's right, Lucy.

This isn't goodbye, it's just toodaloo.

Yeah.

Toodaloo!

There she goes again.

Come on now, honey, buck up.

Yeah, honey, they'll come out and see us
real soon.

Oh, I hope so.

Look, Ethel, here's the key to our
house.

You two feel free to use it any time.
Our house is your house.

Oh, thank you, honey. Thanks, Lucy.

And here's the key to this apartment.

You use it any time you're in town. Our
apartment is your apartment. Oh, thank

you, Ethel. Thank you, Ethel. Thanks,
Fred. It's very nice of you. Well, come

on, little Ricky.

Okay, Mommy, we're ready.

Okay, sweetie. Oh, goodbye, little
darling.

And goodbye, Freddy.

Bye, Lucy.

Goodbye, Ethel.

I mean, toodle -oo.

I guess this is it, Fred, huh?

Rick, old man, and I sure hate to see
you go.

Not just because you paid your rent on
time.

But because you've been a wonderful
friend.

Thank you, Fred.

You've been kind of wonderful yourself.

Thank you, Rick.

We sure had wonderful 15 years.

We sure did.

Well...

Lucy? I don't want to go.

Get a hold of yourself there.

Yes, now.

You just march right through that door
and don't look back.

I'm proud of you, Ethel. You didn't even
whimper.

Well,

now, honey, isn't this a wonderful
house?

Boy, I'll sleep. Come on, Fred. I'll
show you the kitchen. Don't worry. He's

going to sleep.

There you are.

Well, it's nice being of service to you,
Mr. Ricardo.

I hope you folks enjoy your new home.

Four tears, honey? Oh, no, I'm fine now
that we're here.

Gee, isn't this exciting? We're in our
very own home.

The first house we ever had.

Our first house.

Come here.

Where are you going? Come here, come
here, come here, come here, come here,

here. What are you talking, honey?

It's a tradition, son. Whenever you
bring someone you love into a new home,

carry them across the threshold. And
that is the threshold.

Oh!

That's a very sweet thing to do, honey.

Come on, Smet. I'll show you my room.

Yeah, show him your room.

Isn't that sweet?

Oh, gee, honey, I just can't believe
we're really here.

You know, we should be awfully happy in
this house. It's so quiet and peaceful.

Yeah, no noise.

No dust.

No traffic.

No merces.

Oh, no, no.

Package for Mr. and Mrs. Carter. Oh,
isn't that nice? Thank you. Wait a

here.

Here you are. Thanks. Welcome to
Westport. Thank you very much. Thank

Isn't that nice? Who could have sent
that?

Lots of happiness in your new home from
your dear friends Fred and Ethel. Oh,

wasn't that sweet of them?

Oh, boy, this must have set Fred back
ten bucks.

You know, they must feel just as sad as
we do.

Sad?

For Fred to spend ten dollars on a
basket of fruit, he must have been

hysterical.

and thank him right now.

Drive in? We just drove out.

We got a lot of unpacking to do, honey.
Let's get going. Yeah, you're right.

Where should we start?

Well, let's start right here.

Oh, boy.

After all that unpacking, I can sure use
a good night's sleep.

Me too.

Hey, we ought to sleep real good here.
No city noises.

Yeah, it should be nice and quiet for a
change.

Good night, honey.

Good night.

Ricky's bed?

Oh, no, honey. The furnace gives this
house nice and warm.

Okay.

What are you laughing at?

This is the first time in 15 years that
I haven't had to call Fred and ask him

for more heat.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, Fred and Ethel, I sure do miss them.

No, no, honey.

Good night.

Night.

Ricky? Huh?

Are you asleep?

No.

It sure is quiet out here.

Yeah. Nice and quiet.

I never heard so much quiet.

Well, you'll get used to it.

Good night.

Good night.

If you ask me, it's a little

too quiet.

I know what you mean.

I wish a taxi go by or something.

Or a fire engine.

One of those lovely, rattly garbage
trucks.

Well, let's try to get some sleep there.

Good night.

Good night.

Ricky? Yeah?

This quiet is so loud, I can't sleep.

Of course yourself.

What's that?

I don't know.

Move over.

What is that?

It sounds like a squirrel on top of the
roof.

I think.

Thank you. Daddy, daddy.

What's the matter, son?

I'm scared.

Scared was nothing to be scared of.

Move over, daddy.

Move over, daddy.

used to sleeping around quiet.

Maybe I could sleep better if you took
up snoring.

How can I take up snoring if I can't
fall asleep?

Well, you sure got a point there.

Hey, we could use some help around here.

We sure could use some help.

Ethel is not there anymore.

Oh, my goodness, I forgot.

Well, after 15 years, it's kind of hard
to break a habit.

What's in this box, then?

That's Ricky's stuff, books and toys and
things. They go upstairs.

Oh, this is heavy.

Oh, I'll help you, dear.

No, it's too heavy for you to carry,
then.

I'll just go across the hall and get...
Fred

isn't over there anymore, either.

I forgot, too.

Come on, help me in the kitchen, honey.
All right.

I'll be right there, honey.

Who are you talking to?

I thought I heard Lucy calling me.

Oh, good grief, Ethel. Get a hold of
yourself.

They've gone, so we just have to get
used to it.

I know.

Hey,

there's... There's a great fight at the
garden Saturday night. I wonder who

could get me some passes.

Where were you going?

No place.

Oh, yes, you were. You were going over
to see Ricky, weren't you? Certainly

I was going around to see Mrs. Trumbull.

Oh, sure. Mrs.

Trumbull always has passes to the
fights.

You don't have the monopoly on missing
people, you know.

Oh, dear.

Oh, there, there, honey bunch.

Oh, right.

Hey, Harry, it was so nice of you to
invite little Ricky to stay overnight at

your house. Oh, he and Billy will have a
great time. I'm sure they will. Now,

you'll be a good boy, sweetheart, and
mine Mrs. Munson. Yes. All right,

sweetheart. Good luck. Have a good time.

Bye -bye, darling.

Bye. Bye.

Now, don't worry about it. We'll take
good care of him. All right.

in the country.

Yeah.

All along the country.

What do we do all alone in the country?

I don't know.

I got an idea.

What? Let's go to the city.

Go to the city? What are we going to do
there?

Well, we could have dinner and maybe see
a show and...

Then if we have time or just happen to
be in the neighborhood, we're going to

see the Mertzes. What do you think we're
going to do?

That's a wonderful idea.

I'll check the train schedule.

Okay. Gee, I'm dying to see them. I
wonder if they've changed.

Changed? We only left them a day and a
half ago. Oh, yeah.

Oh, we missed that train, but there's
another one in two hours. Well, let's

drive.

No, I think it's going to snow. I don't
want to take a chance.

We'll leave the car at the station and
call it from there to see if they're

home. Did you find a good movie?

No, there's nothing around.

Oh.

Well, you want to watch some television?

Not tonight.

Play some gin rummy?

Uh -uh.

I don't feel like it.

Well, I suppose we could just sit and
talk.

Okay. Who do we talk to?

there must be something we can do.

Fred, are you willing to be a good
sport?

What are you suggesting?

Let's go out to the country and see the
Ricardos. That's the greatest idea you

ever had.

I'll check and see if they're home. Oh,
no, don't call them. Let's surprise

them. They're bound to be home. Where
would you go in the country?

I'll look at the schedule and see what
time the next train goes.

You call the nurses. I'm going to fix my
hair. It's a mess.

All right, then.

Hey,

we better call the Ricardos. Oh, no,
let's take a taxi and surprise them.

Now, listen, I spent two bucks on taxi
fare to Grand Central.

Six dollars and sixteen cents on train
tickets. Isn't that surprised enough?

Come on, ask them to drive over and pick
us up.

All right.

Somebody's using the phone.

Mr., is there another phone around here?

There's one out on the platform.

Thank you. I'll be right back.

All right.

Well, what'd they say?

They're not home.

No.

Operator must have been ringing the
wrong number. No, that's what I thought

first. I asked her to ring it again. No,
nobody answered. Oh, what do we do now?

Go home and go back to sleep.

At 8 .30?

Listen, I didn't get any sleep last
night listening to that quiet.

Well? I couldn't use the phone. Some
teenager was talking to her girlfriend

about that Elvis... What's his name?

You can use that phone over there now.

Fred, you call him. I want to fix up
just a little, huh?

Well, all right.

Oh, how do you like that?

A flat tire.

Well, call a garage.

Someone using the phone.

Say, have you got a garage out here that
I can call? I've got a flat tire.

Yeah, but they all close at six.

How are we going to get home?

Hey, you're in luck, mister. A cab just
drove up. Oh, good. Come on, honey.

Thank you. I'll take your car in the
morning.

From the back, that man looks just like
Fred Mertz.

You're lonesomer than I thought.

Well? Well, first the operator couldn't
find their number, and then she

discovered that their phone hasn't been
connected yet.

Then we'll have to take a taxi.

Okay.

Mister, where's the cab stand?

Right out there. The cab just left.
Good.

Well, it's not far. We can walk.

Walk? It's cold out there. Walking in
the cold air is very healthy.

Since when?

Since now.

I can open it.

Ethel, the car is not in the garage. The
house is dark.

They're not home.

Why are we coming in?

To wait for them. What else do you
suggest?

We'll walk back to the station and go
home.

Walk way back there?

Over my dead body.

Don't tempt me, Ethel.

Gee,

the place is shaping up nicely.

Yeah, isn't it?

There's that basket of fruit we sent
them. Yeah.

Well, we might as well get some return
on our investment.

makes it seem kind of spooky out here,
doesn't it? It certainly does.

Gee, these new shoes hurt.

When you spend $16 for shoes, they're
not supposed to hurt.

You don't buy $16 shoes for comfort. You
buy them for looks.

Then you ought to walk on your hands so
people can see your feet.

Oh, dry up, will you?

Ricky. Ricky,

wake up. What's wrong?

I heard something downstairs.

What? I heard something downstairs.

No, you must have been dreaming. No, I
distinctly heard a noise downstairs.

It's the wind. There's a lot of wind
outside.

Would the wind blow the lights on?

What? The lights? The lights are on.

They're on downstairs? We got burglars.

Burglars out there? Come on.

Did you hear that?

Yeah, what was it?

There's someone upstairs. It must be a
burglar. Let's get out of here.

Imagination. I just forgot to turn out
the lights, that's all.

Did you forget to turn out the fruit?

See, no one has been here.

Maybe they're outside.

Well,

honey, if anybody was here, they'd be
gone. Maybe they were just hungry or

something. Yeah, maybe that's right.

16 bucks for those shoes and we're not
leaving them here.

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