All language subtitles for I Love Lucy s06e09 the ricardos visit cuba

Oh, Lucy, isn't this exciting? In a
little while, we'll land in Cuba and

meet Ricky's family.

Well, to tell you the truth, Ethel, I'm
scared.

Scared? Well, weren't you when you met
Fred's family for the first time? After

marrying Fred, nothing could scare me.

Oh, I sure hope they like me. Honey,
they'll love you.

What if they don't? Well, so they don't.
What are they going to do, start

another Spanish -American war?

Oh, honey, stop worrying. They'll love
you.

Oh, just think.

You'll be visiting your relatives in a
foreign land.

Sometimes I wish I'd married a Cuban.

That makes two of us.

Ricky,

what are you going to say when you meet
your grandmother?

What is this, abuela?

Very good, very good.

What are you going to say, mommy?

What, dear? What are you going to say
when you meet my mother?

Oh. Uh, Buenos Dias, May 3.

Buenos Dias, May 3?

Buenos Dias, Madre.

I don't think that's very nice, making
fun of my Spanish.

Well, you've been making fun of my
English for 15 years.

Well, that's different. Spanish is a
foreign language.

Well, English is a foreign language to
me.

Well, the way you speak it, it is to me,
too.

I don't know why you're so worried.
After all, Ricky's mother loved you when

visited you in New York. Well, I'm not
worried about his mother. It's all those

other relatives. His aunts, his uncles,
his nieces, his cousins, his great

-uncles, his great -aunts. Oh, now,
honey, a big family's nice.

You don't know how big his family is.

Let's see. There's Uncle Pedro and Aunt
Rosa.

And Uncle... Rafael. Rafael.

And Aunt Sylvia. And Aunt... Maria
Peppa. Maria Peppa.

Uncle Jorge. That's Uncle George.

Mandy, Manuel, and Berta.

Guillermito Melendez. Who?

That's another uncle, Guillermo
Melendez.

That's another one.

Amparo. Amparo. Eduardo.

Eduardo, he's the judge.

The twins.

The twins. If you ask me... you did not
leave the island of Cuba voluntarily.

You were squeezed off.

Now, look, honey, I told you that the
only one that you've got to worry about

and remember, the only one that is
really important is Uncle Alberto.

Yeah, Uncle Alberto. He's the head of
the family. I remember that.

That's right. He practically raised me.

You make a good impression on him and
you're in.

Well, I shall certainly try. You know
that.

Well, I just want to warn you it's not
going to be easy.

Uncle Alberto is the one that wanted me
to marry a Cuban.

What were you saying, dear?

Oh, I was saying that Uncle Alberto is
the one that wanted me to marry a cute,

red -headed American.

You were not. You were saying that Uncle
Alberto was the one who wanted you to

marry a Cuban girl.

I didn't say anything of the kind.

But you were going to say it. How do you
know?

I might not be... able to understand
what you say when you say it. But before

you say it, I can understand what you're
going to say perfectly.

No wonder Uncle Albert wanted me to
marry a Cuban girl.

Oh, you admit it.

But I didn't marry a Cuban girl. I
married you.

Daddy, I thought you married Mommy.

Well, you and me both, partner.

And I'll bet that Uncle Albert will be
glad, too, when he meets you. I hope so,

dear. Sure.

Our clipper will be landing in Havana in
15 minutes. Oh, dear, do we have to?

Honey?

Yes, there.

Honey, did we have to have this family
reunion our first night in Havana?

Couldn't you have made it some other
night?

And tomorrow night they've asked me to
appear at the Casino Parisien here at

National. So what other night is there?

I was thinking about some night next
year, maybe.

No, honey, you'll get along just fine.

Oh, I wish Fred and Ethel were going to
be here.

Well, you know we invited them, but they
felt it was a family reunion. They

didn't want to barge in.

Well, I feel the same way. I think I'll
join Fred and Ethel. Now, Lucy, come

back here. Daddy, when is Abuela going
to get here?

In a few minutes, son.

He means Grandma.

Oh.

Oh, I'm so nervous I can't remember my
own name.

Thank you very much.

Oh, they're not going to understand me.
I'm not going to be able to understand

them. Now, look, honey. They speak a few
words of English. You speak a few words

of Spanish. Oh, I've forgotten my
Spanish.

Well, you took it in high school, didn't
you? Don't you remember anything?

I remember I flunked.

Well, look, all you have to remember is
just a few words. If I help you, maybe

they'll come back to you. All right.

Say hello.

Hello.

Oh, in Spanish. How are you going to
greet them when they get here?

Oh, buenos dias.

No, no, dear. It's not quite that. It's
not buenos dias. It's buenos dias.

Oh, buenos dias. Buenos dias. Buenos
dias.

That's it. Oh, but you can't use it now
anyway because it's night outside.

You've got to say noches.

Noches. Buenas noches. Buenas noches.
That's right. Good.

How are you?

Fine. I'm a little nervous.

¿Cómo está usted? ¿Cómo está usted?

Please, por favor.

Por favor.

Thank you, gracias.

Gracias. Thank you very much. Muchas
gracias. Muchas gracias.

Now, listen. Por favor, adiós. Yeah,
well, listen, honey.

Just make sure that you muchas gracias
Uncle Alberto all over the place. He

likes it.

Come on, son.

Just go right there.

Honey!

This is my wife, Lucy.

They say they're very glad

to meet you and that they like you very
much.

And this is my son.

This is Ricky.

I brought you. This is my drum when I
was a little boy.

Muchas gracias, Uncle Alberto.

Ricardo, eh?

He looks like a Ricardo, eh?

Say, I got an idea.

Would you like to play the drums with me
tomorrow night?

Oh, boy!

Okay, we'll practice tomorrow.

Alberto, quiero que conozcas a mi señora
ahora, eh? Uh -huh.

Lucy?

This is Uncle Alberto.

How's that?

I was saying, you're a very pretty girl.

And where did you get that beautiful red
hair?

Oh, I get it every two weeks.

I'll buy you a new one tomorrow.

Let's have some fun.

She was nervous, you know. She was
nervous meeting you.

But I wasn't in love with a Cuban girl.

You'd love Lucy when you get to know
her. You really would.

Very well, very well.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I was so nervous. I
made a terrible impression on your

Why don't you tell him it's an old
American custom?

Oh, now, what?

Well, when you like somebody, you break
their hat.

Now, honey, I had us talk with him and
everything's moved out. Now, you just go

over and talk with him. Oh, do I have
to?

Por favor, please.

Well, what do I say?

Well, let him do the talking. Oh, okay.

Uncle Humberto?

Si, si, querida.

Would you care for some punch?

Si, macho grasa.

What? Si, macho grasa.

Oiga, que modo de tratar al tío? Son
esas cosas.

What did I say? What did you say? Well,
I already asked if I wanted some punch.

I said, sí, macho grasa.

Macho grasa?

There is muchas gracias. You just called
him a big fat pig.

Come right off. Honey, please, honey.
I'll be able to fix it for you. Sit

darling. I'll get a towel there.

My, my cigars! My cigars!

He

should

have married a Cuban girl.

Now, honey, it couldn't have been that
bad.

Well, I ruined his straw hat, spilled
punch on his clothes, crushed his

and called him a big fat... pig in
Spanish.

Well, that's pretty bad even for you.

After what I did last night, Cuba may
cut off America's sugar supply.

We're going to go to rehearse.

Hey, where'd you get that drum?

Uncle, Uncle gave it to me.

That's the drum I used to have when I
was a little boy. Say,

shall we tell them the big news?

Ricky's going to appear with me tonight.

No.

anything in the world.

My whole family's coming.

I got a big table reserved.

Yeah, you better reserve one table for
your family and one for me.

Oh, now, honey, what are you talking
about?

After what happened last night, Uncle
Alberto will never want to see me again,

much less sit at the same table with me.

No, that's not true.

Well, if the first time I met you, I
said awful things, spilled stuff all

you, and acted like a first -class
nincompoop, what would you have done?

Just what I did.

Wait for my clothes to come back from
the cleaners and then marry you.

Boy, he's got a memory like an elephant.

Come on, partner. We've got to go to
rehearsal.

Listen, after the rehearsal, I'm going
to take him over to his grandma's house

and then I'm going to see Uncle Alberto.
So I'll see you later.

Adios. Goodbye.

Adios.

Oh,

come on now, honey. Snap out of it.

Let's all go shopping.

Shopping again?

Yeah.

Yeah, let's go shopping. There's
something I want to get. What?

A box of cigars for Uncle Alberto. I
found out where he has his maid.

Maybe if I get some more for him, he'll
get back in his good graces. Oh, sure

you will, Heinz. Come on.

Oh, look at me. Brown purse, blue shoes.

Heavens to Betsy.

I want to be a second. I want to get my
other purse.

I'm going to get my other wallet. I left
my money in this one.

This is the place, all right.

Oh, look. They make cigars by hand.

Isn't that interesting?

Yeah, how about that?

Honey, while you're buying the cigars, I
think I'll go buy some more souvenirs.

Ethel, do you think I'm made of money?

Oh, I just want to buy a pair of those
maracas.

Well, then we can mambo all the way to
the poorhouse.

Buenos días, señora.

Buenos días.

What can I do for you? I'd like a box of
Corona Grandi, please.

Por favor.

Aquí tiene sus tabacos. El mejor tabaco
de La Habana. Ah, macho... I mean,

muchas gracias.

Quince pesos.

What's that?

Fifteen dollars.

Fifteen dollars?

Sí, señora.

Oh, my gosh.

¿Qué pasó?

I forgot to put my money in this purse.

I have some friends right down the
street. I'll go get them and bring the

back to you.

No money? No, she can't. What do you
mean, what I did, for heaven's sake?

If you hadn't grabbed a hold of my arm,
I wouldn't have dropped the box. Now you

have to pay for this.

Well, how can I pay for them if you
don't let me go get the money from my

friends? You stay here.

Your friends come back for you.

But they're not coming back for me.

Oh, then I call the police right now.

What are you talking about, for heaven's
sake?

Why should you call the commissioner?

I need

some

more cigars.

Thank you. Thank you.

Esto lo hemos hecho en un tabaco selecto
para gustos delicados de la distocancia

cubana. ¿Qué le parece? Ah, qué bien.
¿No es una cosa muy buena?

¡Eh! ¿Dónde está?

¿Dónde está? ¿Qué ha pasado?

¿Dónde está? La americana loca esa que
ha venido aquí, la turista esa, hombre.

Sí, usted que ha venido, me ha comprado
cigarros, se ha ido sin pagarme, y

además de eso, los ha roto y los ha
pisoteado, señor.

No hay derecho.

Ángelo, ¿has visto a alguien salir por
aquí?

Maybe she went out the store.

Don't worry.

I am waiting for my nephew right here.

Which one?

Ricky, the one that married the
Americana.

If you think that Americana turista of
yours is bad, you should meet my

nephew's wife.

No.

An American ruined a whole box of his
best cigars. Sí, señor. Sí, señor

americano. Sí.

Una loca turista americana. Sí,
imagínese que ha venido, los ha roto, se

pedido ir sin pagar. Sin pagar, señor.

Disappeared right before he died. No sé
dónde se ha ido. Una loca turista

americana. Loquísima, loquísima.

I've got to be someplace in ten minutes.

takes great pleasure and pride in
presenting a very special attraction.

Some years ago, a young boy left Cuba to
go to America.

The only thing that he took with him was
a drum full of rhythm and a heart full

of hope.

He's back home tonight.

Let's give him a real great welcome,
Ricky Ricardo.

You see un hombre afortunado

Which means you're looking at a lucky
guy

In Cuba, I'm a Cuban In the USA,

I'm a Yang Wherever I am, I'm home And I
got you,

thanks You'll never see me homesick

From home I'm never away.

Wherever I am, I'm home. In Cuba or the
USA.

I've got two places to hang my hat. Two
barandas in which to snooze.

And in two languages they welcome me.

Good night, girls.

You don't know how wonderful it is to be
back in Cuba.

And you know, I left here alone, but I
didn't come back alone.

I'd like to meet my wife, a wonderful
girl.

And

I'd

like to ask another member...

of the family to join me in the next
number.

I'd like you to meet my son, Ricky Jr.

Hey, Cracky.

Cracky!

Now, uh, even though little Ricky was
born in America,

I want to prove to you that there's a
lot of Cuba in his heart.

Anyone who's a mother of a boy like that
is all right with me.

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