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And now, I Love Lucy.

Oh, honey, what a show.

That scene where the girl sacrificed herself to save the whole village. Well,

was just wonderful.

Isn't that great?

Yeah, and weren't those Scotch costumes colorful?

The men in the kilts and the bagpipes and the sword dance. Oh, gee, I enjoyed

it. Yeah, I did, too.

Vicki! I've got an idea.

No.

You don't even know what it is. Oh, yes, I do.

You want to go to Scotland and look up your mother's relatives.

You think you're so smart. That wasn't it at all. That was the farthest thing

from my mind.

All right.

What was your idea?

Well, why can't we go to Scotland?

Then I'd look up some of the McGillicuddy clan. Maybe bring back a

family plaid, you know. Yes, forget it, forget it. Oh, why, honey?

Scotland isn't very far.

Come in.

It wouldn't take very long to go to Scotland. Oh, I just loved it. What is

that? It's a dragon. I bought it to take home to little Ricky.

I thought it was something different.

Well, it's different, all right.

Well, I have never seen anything like this before.

Really? Well, when I was a kid, they had toy dragons.

When you were a kid, they had real dragons.

Well, it certainly is a ferocious -looking beast. Do you think it'll scare

little Ricky? Oh, no, he'll love it.

Ethel, how would you like to go to Scotland?

Scotland? Yeah.

She wants to go to Scotland and look at some of her mother's relatives.

Look, honey, Scotland is a big place.

You can just get off the train and walk up to someone and say, take me to the

nearest Makilakuri.

I know just where to look.

My great -great -great -grandfather was Angus McGillicuddy. He lived in the wee

town of Kildoonan in northern Scotland.

It's between Galsby and Yulepool.

Oh, you must have made that up. I did not. Now, look, all I want to do is send

wire up there and see if any of our relatives are still around.

All right.

I'd like to hear you explain to the operator about Kill Hooley between

and Bababoo and the Kranoprad.

Good night,

baby.

Angus McGillicuddy.

What's so funny about Angus McGillicuddy?

Oh, nothing, nothing. It's a very ordinary, everyday name. I know a

them.

You should talk. I'll bet your great -great -great -grandfather's name was

probably Enchilada Ricardo.

All right. Good night.

All right.

Oh, you take the high road and I'll take the low road.

Lucy, turn off those bagpipes.

Now go to sleep.

All right.

Laddie.

Good night.

Hootman.

Calm yourself, my friends.

Is there a new way to save our happy homes?

No, there's no way.

As you're all aware, the ferocious dragon comes to Killdool every 30 years

eat a McGillicuddy. For the first time in our history, there's not a single

member of all Angus McGillicuddy's clan left to throw to the monster.

Then we must flee.

Aye, it's either flee or die.

Terrible to her a dragon who can swallow with either head.

If he didn't fill his soup with McGillicuddy's soup, he'll ruin, kill

man instead. He'll ruin, kill the old man instead. He'll ruin, kill the old

instead.

Ah, to find a McGillicuddy would take a bonny wizard.

There's nary a man.

Oh,

I am, I am. Cross my heart and hope to D.

Well, then you can prove it.

Let us see you do the sword dance.

The sword dance.

Thank you.

that you are.

There never was a McGillicuddy could dance worth a hoot.

I don't even know what that means, but a McGillicuddy is here.

When you meet a McGillicuddy coming through the rye, then you got a real

who for you would die.

There's nothing a McGillicuddy would not do for you.

Do you want her shirt, her kilts, her cap?

No, I am a...

You make me feel so welcome. You really have the knack. And though I've not been

here before, I sure am glad I'm back.

Some cousins of my mother's. Are they around here yet?

I'm a hero.

your kilts?

You're supposed to have riches.

Scotty, Scotty, we found a McGillicuddy.

A real McGillicuddy. And I hereby assign you to keep an eye

on her till we can...

And what you are going to see.

And what you are going to see.

You're Scotch?

My great -great -great -grandfather sailed to Scotland with the Spanish

Perhaps you've heard of him.

Enchilada Ricardo.

Why are you looking at me like that, Scotty McTavish McDougal McArdo?

My happy face.

to the McGillicuddy.

two -headed dragon. Maybe it'll...

teeth into a nice, fresh McGillicuddy.

Yum, yum, yum.

How do we have it this time?

How about a McGillicuddy burger?

Well,

what about a McGillicuddy foo young?

Oh, no.

Why not?

Well, we only eat once every 30 years.

Two heads are better than one.

Two heads are nay better than one, than one. They're not even better than none,

than none. So pity a two -headed dragon.

Two heads are nay better than one.

Hoot, mon.

Hoot, mon.

Whenever I come to a fork in the road, my heads have a terrible fight.

My right head wants to go to the left. And my left wants to go to the right.

wish we had another head to be the referee.

However,

there's one good reason for an extra head to keep.

When I'm too tired to stay awake, I sing myself to sleep.

Lucy, I will lay me

you'll probably get killed.

Are you kidding?