All language subtitles for I Love Lucy s05e14 second honeymoon

And now, I love Lucy.

Hey, sailing, sailing over the boundary
maze.

on board ship. Oh, I'll say it is.
Weren't we lucky to have such wonderful

weather? It's just sensational.

Where were you? We waited for you in the
dining room.

Oh, Ricky and I had breakfast in here.
It was so romantic. Just the two of us.

Come on in, honey. Okay.

Gee,

I feel wonderful.

This trip's going to be like a second
honeymoon. Don't you feel that way,

You forget I'm married to Fred.

Can you imagine anything making him
romantic?

I can just see the two of you after a
couple of days at sea, standing at the

rail in the moonlight, and you'll be
holding his hand.

If we're standing by the rail, I'll be
holding his head.

Or he'll be maneuvering to throw me
overboard.

Well, for Ricky and me, it's going to be
just one long romantic interlude.

Five whole days of being together and
having...

What fun.

Will you wave to me once in a while so I
won't get lonely?

Oh, you've got to put Fred in the mood.
How?

Well, look, here's the ship's newspaper.

Whole schedule of activities.

10 .30 shuffleboard tournament, 11 .30
ping pong, 1 .30 deck tennis, 2 .30

bridge tournament, 4 o 'clock tea
dancing. I'm going to sign Ricky and me

everything. Fred won't go for any of
that stuff.

Well, then, you just come along with us.
Oh, fine.

Just what you've always wanted. on your
second honeymoon, a chaperone.

Don't worry, it'll all work out.

Hi, Apple.

Oh, hi, honey.

Gee, are we going to have a wonderful
day. Look at this schedule.

10 .30 shuffleboard, 11 .30 ping pong, 1
.30 deck tennis. Hold it, hold it, hold

it, hold it.

I got a schedule, too.

Listen to this.

10 .30 band rehearsal, 11 .30 luncheon
concert, 2 .30 cabin tea dance, 4 .30

first class tea dance, 7 .30 dinner
concert.

8 .30 playing Barbary Tavern. 9 .30
playing boat and bottle bar.

Well, honey, are you going to be that
busy every day?

I'm afraid so.

Well, aren't you going to get any time
for any of these things?

I'm afraid not, honey.

Oh, can't you ping one little pong?

Now, look, honey, when we first talked
about this trip, I said that I was going

to be very busy and I wouldn't have much
time to spend with you.

And you said, that's all right, dear.

And I said, are you sure?

And you said... What did you do? Tape
record the whole conversation?

Now, Lucy, that's the way it's got to
be. So why don't you make the best of

huh?

Well... Come on, give me a smile.

Come on.

That's my girl.

Oh, you mean on the whole trip I'm not
going to give... What happened with that

smile? You mean on the whole trip I'm
not going to give... Come on, come on.

Be a good girl.

Maybe after we're out at sea for a
couple of days I can get some time off.

I'll see you later.

Oh, some second honeymoon. I'm not even
going to see my husband for five days.

Well, look at it like this. You haven't
lost a husband. You've gained a ping

-pong partner.

Well,

I guess you're better than nothing.

Thanks a lot.

Oh, I didn't really mean that. I can't
afford to offend you.

Oh, that's all right. I can't afford to
be offended.

Well... I'll change my clothes. We might
as well sign up for something. Oh,

that's going to be great. Two lonely
dames.

Oh, there you are, baby doll.

I've been looking all over this boat for
you, you little dickens.

Come on, honeybunch, let's not waste...
one single precious second of this trip.

Fred, what's in those seasick pills
you've been taking?

Now, sweetie pie, is that any way for
you to talk to your apple dumpling?

Fred, what's the matter with you?

Nothing, sweetheart.

It's this ocean voyage, the sea air.

You and I together.

You just guessed me.

Yeah, in the head.

Now listen, Ethel, this could be a
second honeymoon, so don't louse it up.

Of course I do, honey. Look, we can play
in all these tournaments and win them.

Now, will you come with me? Oh,
anywhere, honey.

Anywhere.

Okay,

Ethel, I'm ready.

Oh, hi, Fred. Hi. Lucy.

What? I guess you'll have to find
yourself another ping -pong partner.

How come?

Well, we're going to be on our second
honeymoon, too.

The love bug has been...

I thought Fred had been vaccinated for
that.

I'll go and get my sneakers, and then
we'll sign up for the ping -pong

tournament.

Bye.

Bye.

Isn't he cute?

Cute? Oh, boy, if the sea air affects
him like this and we get back to New

I'm going to sell the apartment building
and buy a houseboat.

Well, if you two lovebirds would be very
happy.

You can play the games with us. Oh, no,
no. Three's a crowd. Oh, come on now.

We'll get you another part.

Mr.

and Mrs. Theodore Osterlander III, ping
pong.

Yes, sir.

We'd like to sign up Mr.

and Mrs. Fred Murth. Ping pong,
shuffleboard, deck tennis, or bridge.

Oh, you want to sign up for all of them,
huh?

Isn't that right, honeybunch?

That's right, honey.

Second honeymoon.

Isn't it, baby? Yes, it is.

All right, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Merch.
Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, hello, Mrs. Ricardo.

Hello. I'd like to sign up for
everything, but I'm particularly good at

pong. I really like that game.

Well, who will your partner be?

Oh, well, I, at the moment, don't have a
partner, but I thought perhaps... Well,

I'll play with anyone.

Well, I'll do what I can to get a
partner for you, Mrs. Ricardo, but right

all I have is couples.

Yes. Well, I'll wait outside.

All right.

Oh, Freddy.

Ethel, what's the name of this boat?

The SS Constitution. Why?

Well, from the way everybody's paired
up, I thought maybe it was the S .S.

Noah's Ark.

Oh, honey. I'll see you outside.

Pardon me.

But do you play ping -pong?

Well, as a matter of fact, I do. Not
very well, but I do like the game. So do

and I... Well, dear, they're ready for
us. Oh, darling.

Would you excuse me? Oh, surely.

Get around here.

Sit.

Stay.

Rocky and I had a nice walk.

You play ping pong?

Well,

I always knew you were my best friend,
but I didn't know you'd be my own.

to leave me, will you? You're going to
stick with me, pal? You're going to...

Oh,

pardon me, Mrs. Ricardo, but I think I
found you a partner.

Oh, really?

Yes, his name is Kenneth Hamilton.

Kenneth Hamilton.

I'll ask him to come over and see you.
Well, thank you very much.

Hello. Hello.

You looking for someone?

Yes, why?

My name is Kenneth Hamilton.

sitting here in the room with me.
Shouldn't you be somewhere?

No, I still got three minutes before I
have to start the dance. Oh, goody,

goody, gumdrop. Three whole minutes just
for me.

Never mind.

It says here you played in the
shuffleboard contest.

Not only played, we won.

Oh.

Who's Kenneth Hamilton?

Kenny? Oh, he's a doll. He's so cute.

keep the cup that we won, but I said,
Kenny, dear, you keep the cup. It will

remind you always of a wonderful
afternoon. Wait, wait, wait.

Why do you mean you said Kenny, dear?

Who is this guy, anyway?

Oh, he's just a nice young man,
unmarried, looking for someone to have a

fun with aboard ship.

Look, Lucy, you watch out.

There's a lot of wolves aboard these big
ocean liners.

tonight. Well, you're not going to dance
with him tonight.

Oh, well, who will I be dancing with
you?

Now, you know I'm going to have to be
working.

Well, then I'll just have to dance every
dance with Kenny. You don't have to

dance no dances with Kenny.

Thank you. I'm pleased to meet you. My
name is Kenneth Hamilton.

I am pleased to meet you, Kenny.

My mother says you should keep this.

Thank you, Kenny.

I'll see you tonight.

And don't forget, she said she was going
to dance with you.

I won't. As a matter of fact, she told
me she's going to dance every...

but let's face it, I'm a seagoing
sorehead.

Hey, kitten, how about a little walk out
on the deck in the moonlight?

You know what I mean?

Yes, sir.

Will you excuse us?

Gladly. Let's go, Tiger.

He is one, too.

Tiger?

They're on their second honeymoon,
haven't you heard?

Come on, sit down.

At least you can do a talk with me for a
while. I got a few minutes.

Well, what have you planned for
tomorrow?

Well... Pardon me, Mr. Ricardo. Captain
Jacobson would like to talk to you.

Okay. I'm awfully sorry. Oh, that's all
right. Go right ahead. I'm all talked

out anyway.

See you later.

Ricky?

Yes, ma 'am.

What time do you finish tonight?

Oh, about 2 .30, I guess. Well, I'm
going to wait for you. We got to have

time together.

It'll be awfully late. I don't care.
I'll wait on the promenade deck.

Okay.

Deal.

Marco, play it, son.

Laughter.

on the stairs with his wife without
somebody butting in.

I'm sorry, friend.

I'll see you tomorrow, Mark, for the
night.

Now to rehearsal.

Oh, my dear.

Oh, brother, my beat.

Yeah, I know, but you just forget all
about your work now. This is fun time.

Yep.

There's no music.

Well, I'll hum.

Honey,

I'd love to dance with you, but I've
been standing on my feet all day long.

Oh, of course you have, dear.

You want to take off your shoes?

I like to take off my feet.

Well, forget all about dancing, but
we'll just stand here and look at that

yellow, romantic moon, huh?

I thought this was going to be our
second honeymoon.

It is, honey, it is.

Well, you haven't even kissed me.

Oh, that's right.

Excuse me, honey.

Excuse me.

We'll just stand here and look at the
moon, huh? All right.

helping you out on dry land, but this is
the high seas. International law

prevails. It's just a simple little
thing.

Okay, what is it? What do you want to
do? Kidnap Ricky.

A simple little thing?

Oh, no, I'm not going to have anything
to do with it. Ethel, aren't you...

Aren't you willing to help me spend just
one evening, just a few fleeting golden

moments alone with my husband?

Well, as long as you put it that way.

I'll do it. Okay, now, when he comes in
at 7 o 'clock and goes in there to

change his clothes, I'm going to lock
the door.

And I'm going to give you the key.

Where will I be?

Out on the deck.

I'll hand you the key through the
porthole thusly, and then you disappear.

Uh, what happens when Ricky doesn't show
up on the bandstand?

Good thinking.

you tell Marco Ricky isn't feeling well
and then you disappear.

Uh, one more question, Raffles.

Yes? What about the telephone?

I have disconnected the wires.

Good girl!

Now, shall we synchronize our watches?

Okay.

503. 503.

Not yet, Ethel. You're early.

Well, Tiger's waiting for me on the
upper deck, and I don't want to keep him

waiting.

Listen, you've waited for 25 years. You
can wait a few more minutes.

Hi. Hi, dear.

How you been doing?

Oh, nothing much. I suppose you want to
get dressed and rush right off, so the

bathroom is yours, dear.

Thank you.

eyes for me?

Yes, ma 'am.

You and I ain't gonna spend the entire
evening together.

I figured I could get the whole night
off. Oh, honey, how wonderful.

Oh, Ricky, that's just great.

Dinner first, and then dancing, and then
a walk around the bag.

Let's go give him the key. The key?

What's the key?

We finally got to be alone together,
didn't we? Yes, baby.

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