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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,139 --> 00:00:34,900 Da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da 2 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:38,260 -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da 3 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:38,260 -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da 4 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:38,340 -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da 5 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:38,600 -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da 6 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,960 -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da 7 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,960 - 8 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:52,420 Imagine us being members of the Society Matrons League. 9 00:00:52,860 --> 00:00:55,680 I don't see how you got up nerve enough to send in the application. 10 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,660 Why not? It's just another club. 11 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,400 Just another club? 12 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:01,460 They're the cream of society. 13 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,780 Well, we'll fit in perfectly. 14 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:07,660 How do you do, Mrs. Mertz? It's so good to see you, my dear. 15 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,980 How do you do? How do you do? 16 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:14,120 Oh, dear. What's the matter? 17 00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:17,710 Do you suppose when we're introduced to those society -type husbands, they'll 18 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:18,870 try to kiss our hands? 19 00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:21,270 Well, if they kiss mine, they'll get dishpan lips. 20 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:25,990 Boy, I don't know how many dishes I've washed since we've been married. 21 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:27,190 I don't either. 22 00:01:27,810 --> 00:01:28,749 Let's see. 23 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:35,430 20 dishes a meal, 3 meals a day, 360... I'm going to figure this out. 24 00:01:35,890 --> 00:01:41,930 20 dishes a meal, 3 meals a day, 365 days a year. 25 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:46,030 Four, five, two, three, four. 26 00:01:46,450 --> 00:01:48,150 We've been married for ten years. 27 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:53,570 219 ,000 dishes. 28 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:55,350 No kidding? 29 00:01:55,590 --> 00:01:56,870 How about that? 30 00:01:57,470 --> 00:02:00,590 Come on, Mrs. Mertz. Where are we going? We are going to revolt. 31 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:05,510 We are going in there and demand that our husbands buy us electric 32 00:02:06,070 --> 00:02:07,070 I'm with you. 33 00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:08,690 Don't you ever throw anything for deuces? 34 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:27,920 Listen, Ricky, I just figured this out. Since you and I have been married, I 35 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,760 have washed 219 ,000 dishes. 36 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:34,160 No. You can imagine how many I've washed. 37 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,680 Yeah, I must be up in the millions. 38 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:37,960 Well, 39 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,700 I was just trying to make a point. 40 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,500 Would you mind telling us what this is all leading up to? 41 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:48,600 Gladly. There's a wonderful invention on the market that makes it impossible for 42 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:53,400 about -to -be society matrons like us... to get rough red hands in dishwater. 43 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,100 And we think it would be a wonderful, wonderful investment. 44 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,600 Oh, so do I. 45 00:02:57,780 --> 00:02:58,780 You do? 46 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:00,280 Certainly. Hey! 47 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,420 They want us to buy him some rubber gloves. 48 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,880 I had reference to an automatic dishwasher. 49 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,640 Well, forget it, honey. 50 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,420 Why? I can't afford it. 51 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,520 I can't even afford rubber gloves. 52 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,880 Oh, well. Nice try, Lucy. 53 00:03:21,390 --> 00:03:23,790 Isn't it amazing how spoiled modern women are? 54 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:28,870 Spoiled? Yes, spoiled. You gotta do a little work and you think it's terrible. 55 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:29,910 little work? 56 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:34,410 Why, honey, this is the electric age. All you have to do is flip a swish. 57 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:40,770 We flip a swish. 58 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:45,490 Listen, your grandmothers didn't have any of these modern electrical 59 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:50,100 conveniences. And they not only washed the dishes, but they swept the floor, 60 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,460 they shurned the butter, they baked the bread, they did the laundry, and they 61 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:54,460 made their own clothes. 62 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,700 Sure. Where are those women today? Dead. 63 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,240 You know what I mean. 64 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:03,620 I'd like to see you girls run the house without any of these modern 65 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,360 conveniences. What about you guys? 66 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,900 Yeah, you couldn't get along without them any better than we could. 67 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,680 Ah, honey, we're men. We're rugged. 68 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,480 Yeah. They're rugged. 69 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:15,060 Why don't you put your money where your big mouth is? 70 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:20,579 What? Meaning that we'll just try living without any modern conveniences and 71 00:04:20,579 --> 00:04:23,460 we'll see who yells uncle first, the men or the women. Okay. 72 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,500 Okay, what do you want to bet? 73 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,000 How about $10? 74 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,640 What's the matter with $20? 75 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:32,460 Well, what's the matter with $30? What's the matter with $50? 76 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,240 What was the matter with $10? 77 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,800 Okay, $50. 78 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,100 What are the rules? 79 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:50,390 We'll pick a year like 1900, and we won't use anything that was invented 80 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:51,750 that. Good, 1900. 81 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:54,430 Did they use electric lights before then, Fred? 82 00:04:54,950 --> 00:04:56,750 Don't look at me. Ask Ethel. 83 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:02,970 Now, listen, you all. Never mind, never mind. 1900, that's a good date. Okay, 84 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:06,950 tomorrow we all go back to the gay 90s. 23, skidoo! 85 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:09,150 Morning, 86 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:12,950 Lucy. Hi, Ethel. 87 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:17,440 shopping in a junk store. 88 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,940 Say, those lamps are a good idea. I was going to use candles. 89 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:26,820 How's Ricky? Has he run into any snags yet? Well, not really. He got very upset 90 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:28,720 when he found out he couldn't use his electric razor. 91 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:30,120 So did Fred. 92 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,560 And what a fuss he made. I don't see anything so tough about shaving with a 93 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,700 sharp -edged razor and cold water, do you? 94 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:41,760 Fred just refused to shave at all. 95 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:42,980 No kidding. 96 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,419 What's that? 97 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:45,420 Oh, look at this. 98 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:55,000 You're not going to make Ricky take a bath in that. Why not? We want to win 99 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 bet, don't we? Lucy! 100 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,560 Lucy! Yeah, yeah? 101 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:04,580 Lucy, I want... Good morning, Ethel. Hi. 102 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,040 Look at all this junk. 103 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,440 Is breakfast ready? 104 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,140 Well, I was just about to fix it, dear. What do you have? Coffee? 105 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:16,540 Toast? A transfusion? 106 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,460 Never mind that. Is breakfast ready? I'll fix it for you right now. 107 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,900 Hey, you can't use the electric stove, you know. Oh, yeah. 108 00:06:51,150 --> 00:06:52,170 not build that way. It wouldn't work. 109 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:54,190 It'll set the whole house on fire. 110 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:55,790 All right. 111 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:57,330 Do I need cold food? 112 00:06:58,470 --> 00:06:59,850 Well, I guess we'll have to compromise. 113 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:02,830 You can use the stove and nothing else. Thank you. 114 00:07:03,530 --> 00:07:04,530 Where's my coffee? 115 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:10,080 Now, just a minute, my pretty maid. My grandmother churned her own butter. 116 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:11,380 Yeah. 117 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:14,300 Churned? Yeah, that's right. 118 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,140 And my grandmother baked her own bread. 119 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,980 Baked? Like I bake a cake? 120 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,240 I hope not. 121 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,920 Baked bread. 122 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,360 Churned butter. 123 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:27,399 Yeah. 124 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,340 Well, you like to call off the bet? No. No. 125 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:34,299 You churn a little extra butter for me, and I'll bake a little extra bread for 126 00:08:34,299 --> 00:08:35,299 you. 127 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,610 Well, you deserve a rest. Put that thing down. 128 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:12,270 I can't. 129 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:16,950 Don't pry me loose, will you? I think my hands are beginning to grow to this 130 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:19,890 size. Are you kidding? I can't get them off. 131 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:22,530 Well, maybe you can pull it right out that way, huh? 132 00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:25,230 Well, relax now. I can't pull. 133 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:27,690 Oh, 134 00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:30,190 you poor kid. 135 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:34,510 Oh, gosh. How much butter did you make? 136 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,040 gorgeous George. 137 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:48,640 How long does it take milk to turn into butter? 138 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:54,120 Ethel, you have to start with cream to make butter. Anybody knows that? My 139 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,200 goodness. Oh, cream. 140 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,120 Certainly. Oh, how are you coming with the bread? 141 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,180 Well, it's very interesting. 142 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:04,940 You see, you mix everything together. You put the yeast in, you mix it all up, 143 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:06,160 and you knead it. 144 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:08,420 Knead it. This is what you call kneading it, see? 145 00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:11,480 And then you let it set, and it rises. 146 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:15,110 See? And then you take it out, and you knead it. it again, and you let it set 147 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:17,910 and there rises some more. Then you put it in the oven and you bake it. 148 00:10:18,490 --> 00:10:20,250 Well, that sounds simple. Sure. 149 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:23,150 I had to go to three, four stores before I could get enough yeast, though. 150 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:25,990 Why, how much did you need? 151 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:27,350 Thirteen cakes. 152 00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:30,289 Thirteen cakes! 153 00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:31,890 That seems like an awful lot. 154 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:34,270 Well, here's the recipe right here. Let me see. 155 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:37,210 Lucy. What? 156 00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:39,030 Three cakes. 157 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,730 Oh, they're small. Won't make much difference. 158 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:46,790 Well, now you have to put it in a bowl. 159 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:50,390 There. 160 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,890 Now set in warm place to rise. Yeah, and I'm going to put it right down here by 161 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:55,890 the oven. Okay. 162 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,690 Now let's get back to the butter department. All right. 163 00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:15,350 Help me. 164 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:18,990 Gee, 165 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:22,090 I must have hurt this some way. 166 00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:24,690 What do you mean? It's all swollen. 167 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:27,890 I told you that was too much yeast. 168 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:30,570 Well, I just won't have to bake again so soon. 169 00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:35,470 Now I have to knead it again. And then I have to let it set again. 170 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,430 There now. 171 00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:40,910 It's going to get me a bigger bowl. 172 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:07,540 Yeah, I thought so. 173 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:15,140 Back to the butter. 174 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,940 See, I told you that cream would do the trick. 175 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:28,020 Imagine all that butter and it only cost me $23 .70. 176 00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:46,650 Let's play canasta. Okay. 177 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:52,630 Would you look at my hand? 178 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,650 to be scrutinized. 179 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,750 Scrutinized? That's what it says. 180 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:25,090 Before your final acceptance into the Society Matrons League. 181 00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:29,150 Yippee! Oh, isn't that wonderful? Now we have to look real sharp on Friday. We 182 00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:32,350 have to go to the beauty parlor and we have to get the work. A shampoo, a 183 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,350 wave, a manicure, a pedicure. Oh, wait a minute, Lucy. 184 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:38,610 What? If we go to a modern beauty parlor, we'll lose that bet with the 185 00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:39,910 Oh. 186 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:45,360 It looks like it'll cost us 50 bucks apiece to be society matrons. Now, wait 187 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,920 minute, wait a minute. There must be some way. 188 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:48,880 I know, Ethel, our clothes. 189 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:52,220 What do you mean? Well, if we were really living in 1900, we'd be wearing 190 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:55,280 bustles and corsets, and the fellas would be wearing high -button shoes and 191 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:59,120 celluloid collars and those skimpy suits all the time. You mean on the street, 192 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,540 down to work? All the time. And you know they'd never agree to that, and we'd 193 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,880 win the bet. You're right. 194 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:07,000 Hey, you smell bread? Maybe it's done. 195 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,080 That's what I'm going to do to Ricky. 196 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,620 Gee, I hope this works, Lucy. 197 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,560 It will, but if it doesn't, I just had another thought. What? 198 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:10,220 Well, you know, I never mentioned transportation to Ricky, so I'm going to 199 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,780 out the window tonight, and if he comes home in a cab, a bus, or a subway, we 200 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:14,780 win the bet. 201 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,500 Ah, that's wonderful. 202 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,560 Where is it? I'll see you later. Okay. 203 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,920 You stay in the house all day. I got to go out on the street and be seen by 204 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,940 people. Sorry. 205 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,640 Now, Lucy, you can't be serious. I might be wearing this clothes. I got to go 206 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,320 out on the street. I got to... Oh, no, no! 207 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:54,920 just to fix the plumbing. Besides, these remind me of the days when I was a gay 208 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,920 young blade. 209 00:18:56,740 --> 00:19:03,400 While strolling through the park one day In the very, very month 210 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:10,380 of May I was taken by surprise By a 211 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:17,120 pair of rubbish eyes While strolling through the park 212 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:20,630 one day in May Very good, old man. Thank you. 213 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:26,630 You know, Lucy, you gave me a great idea. 214 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:30,670 I'm going to put a gay nightie number down at the club. Now, just a minute, 215 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:33,510 Ricky. You know you have to wear those clothes all the time, not just down at 216 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:34,209 the club. 217 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:37,310 I know, honey. It'd be a wonderful advertisement for the show. 218 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:38,790 Oh, fine. 219 00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:40,950 Say, Rick, does it have to look cute? 220 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:43,830 But what are you wearing that bustle for, honey? You don't need it. 221 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:48,050 Pay no attention to him. 222 00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:49,490 You leave it on. 223 00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:51,750 I'm not wearing a bustle. 224 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:55,430 Is 225 00:19:55,430 --> 00:20:02,290 this the 226 00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:03,290 Ricardo residence? 227 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,569 Yes, I'm Mrs. 228 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:05,389 Ricardo. Good. 229 00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:07,190 I'm Mrs. Pettibone. This is Mrs. 230 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:12,690 Pomerantz. We're the surprise investigating committee for the Society 231 00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:13,690 League. Oh! 232 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:29,160 And this is my husband, Mr... Ricardo, Ricardo. 233 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,279 Mr. Ricardo. 234 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,560 Won't you sit down, please? 235 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:44,200 We pop in like this unexpectedly so as to investigate how our prospective 236 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,780 members really live. 237 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:50,680 Oh. We want to make sure they're not bringing their best foot forward just 238 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,680 that. 239 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,120 Do you dress like this normally? 240 00:20:56,630 --> 00:21:02,830 Well, I... Oh, it's not an every... Not as a... Oh, 241 00:21:03,770 --> 00:21:04,549 I see. 242 00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:06,450 Do you mind if we look around? 243 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:09,790 No, of course not. Help yourself. 244 00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:11,650 Where's the kitchen, please? 245 00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:13,510 The kitchen? 246 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,230 Thank you. 247 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:23,890 What are we going to do? I don't know. What can we do? 248 00:21:24,879 --> 00:21:26,980 Ricky, Ricky, you can think of something, can't you? 249 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,200 Sure. What? 250 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:29,840 You want to call off the bet? 251 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:36,340 No. All right, honey, all right. I know how much this means to you. I got an 252 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:37,139 idea. What? 253 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:40,600 I'll tell them that we're putting on an act together for our club and they call 254 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,760 us right in the middle of rehearsal. 255 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,420 Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you. 256 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:46,380 Quite interesting. 257 00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:49,880 Great, to say the least. 258 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:53,860 Ladies, I know what you must think. 259 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,240 You do? 260 00:21:56,300 --> 00:22:00,360 Yes. You see, you chose the wrong time for your investigation. 261 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,020 I mean, that is to see the way that we really live. 262 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:08,760 You see, we put in an act together for my club, and you caught us right in the 263 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,719 middle of rehearsal. 264 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,220 You put on shows? 265 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,820 Yes. Why? 266 00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:16,319 Why not? 267 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,640 I mean, do you do this for a living? 268 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,520 Oh, no, no. 269 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,200 We just develop a bad habit. 270 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,600 We like to eat. 271 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,500 Show people. 272 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:33,120 Matilda, we've been allowing show people to join for several seasons now. 273 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:35,780 Oh, yes, it happened three years ago when we needed money. 274 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:37,900 Well, 275 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,880 we're willing to make allowances. 276 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,080 We'll look you over at the Friday afternoon tea, ladies. 277 00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:44,620 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 278 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:48,460 Just a minute, just a minute, just a minute. What do you mean, make 279 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,740 What's wrong with show people? 280 00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:55,730 Well, you must admit that most of them are a little, uh... My dear Mrs. 281 00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:57,530 please don't misunderstand me. 282 00:22:58,090 --> 00:23:03,250 The Society Matrons League as a body does not disapprove of show people as 283 00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:06,430 Well, perhaps we have something against the League. 284 00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:10,670 When you get back to your blue -blooded sisters, would you tell them that the 285 00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:15,410 Ricardo Mertz Investigating Committee looked you over and we have no desire to 286 00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:17,030 join your phony baloney club? 287 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,430 Yeah. 288 00:23:21,629 --> 00:23:23,450 Well, I guess we better do. 289 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:24,870 Good afternoon. 290 00:23:25,490 --> 00:23:26,490 So long, kids. 291 00:23:31,790 --> 00:23:33,970 Oh, Lucy, you are wonderful. 292 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,230 Baby, 293 00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:38,070 I love you. 294 00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:43,830 Oh, Lucy, you said all the things I was trying to think of and couldn't. Oh, 295 00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:48,530 sweetheart, I'm so proud of you. I'm going to give you the $50 and call off 296 00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:49,530 bet. 297 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,980 Starve, let's go out to dinner. We got plenty of food right here. Where? 298 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,220 Right here. 299 00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:02,340 Homemade bread with home -churned butter. 300 00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:37,240 Mrs. Pettibone was played by Florence Bates. Mrs. 301 00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:39,120 Pomerantz was played by Ruth Parrott. 302 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,220 I Love Lucy is a Desilu production. 22469

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