All language subtitles for Head Case s03e06 Short On Love

Previously on Headcase. Jeremy's gonna
really want pretty much 50 % of

everything. I am a drug representative.

Perfect. I could totally hook you up. I
got something I could give her.

Drink up. I have a shake. It's always
helped me. It's for tricksters and

Oh, thank you. Pack me. And pack
yourself. We're going to New York. Why?

Isaac Mizrahi has dial block.

That's what I've done in three days.

You have a heel?

Hi, Lance Burton, Master Magician. I
just need another milkshake. We make the

binders. You guys make blended?

You got that right, Merlin.

You've been lied to, promised the world,
and then had it taken away?

I'm not going to name drop, but I think
Elizabeth's good.

Come on, Lizzie. No one

watches Hollywood buzzards, ever.

You know, when the Native Americans
declare war, They braid horsehair and

and they smoke it in a perfectly
pewtered silver pipe.

So I'll book a two -flight back to L .A.
tonight?

No.

We're staying right here in New York. In
fact, I want you to book as many

patients as you can. If he wants 50 % of
my salary, let him try to get 50%. And

let me tell you something else while
we're in New York.

What's to say I'm not going to find
somebody who's richer and more handsome

more Jewish and taller?

Yes! This is our land.

That white man is not going to come here
and take our land away from us. That's

the spirit of Elizabeth.

Come on.

Asshole.

Oh, no.

Hey. Tate. Yeah, hi.

Hi. I thought you were on your
honeymoon.

I know the marriage thing didn't work
out, so I'm just... What do you mean the

marriage thing? It was like a week ago.
It didn't work out. It was like a week

ago?

I'm sorry.

How do you guys know each other?

I'm a therapist.

How are you? Fine.

Thank you. How are you? Pretty good.
What can I do for you?

Okay.

I think I'm going to need to sample.

Is this somebody that you're... I'm
sorry. I didn't know. I thought you

Holly and I are old friends, but we've
sort of recently had some amazing weeks

together.

Oh, you're romantically involved.

Yes, we are romantically reconnected.

Oh, honey.

Oh.

No offense to you, but he recycles
lovers all the time.

So the last time I talked to you, you
had knocked some girl. We can do

something. We're moving in together.

We're getting some blinds. Are you in
therapy yourself?

Yes. And do you not talk about this?
This seems okay to your doctor?

He's chopped up with his fucking son.

And you're saying, like, I don't want
you to go through this thing where you

commit five years. This is the girl I'm
going to marry. I'm marrying her.

He's marrying you? Yes.

Okay, look, she's the one, okay?

This is the one.

You're the one?

Yes. I'm the one, so...

Do you know what I mean? Of course. And
I don't want you to invest eight years

of your life only to find that he has
this fantasy of what a woman should be,

and every time a woman doesn't need it.

I mean, do you want to have children and
grandchildren and grow a big family?

Yes, I do. I do want to have children
and grandchildren.

Okay, you've never, ever, ever said that
to me before. Are you kidding me? He's

saying it now because he's desperate.
Whenever he feels like something is

to be lost, he'll say whatever he has to
say in the moment to keep it there. The

reality is... always do that. He doesn't
want children. He doesn't like

children. He doesn't want to have the
sibling rivalry with another child.

This is your child?

You would like to swaddle this? Is this
what you want to take to preschool every

day? Because this is your life, Callie.

How long has Tate been seeing you?

Not long at all. I have been treating
Tate since high school.

No! The third from the front.

Which one, ma 'am? The third from the
front.

Yes, that one.

That button, this one, you might want to
put the top, too.

When do I put the magic in?

When you get it right. When you listen
to him. Yes, you listen to him. I don't

know why he's, like, in this, and I
haven't even seen dollar one.

First of all, he's obviously got some
sort of preternatural ability to blend

these juices. He knows what he's doing.
He's a mover. He's a hustler. He's

focused. The customers like him. You.

Look at yourself.

I'm going to turn off the phone.

I'm going to take away my car.

Hey, super dad.

Hey.

Whoa, a lot of... Yeah, a lot of bills I
can't pay. A lot of pink bills.

Back rent for her.

I'll be in the street soon. I got no
phone, no car. I'm being sued.

Everything's great.

Well, you want to go to lunch? I got
some extra cash.

Can cover lunch.

It's what family does.

It's a good idea.

Thank you. Do you want me to bring you
anything?

Yeah. Give me a call and I'll bring it
back for you.

Yeah, but I was going to go.

I'm sorry I'm late. What's going on?

Have you heard anybody?

First of all, he fucking calls me Paula.
Who calls you Paula?

What's his name?

You know what? Could you just... Could
you just take a... Take a breath. Take a

breath.

Listen. All right. Okay, look. Listen,
I'm really professional. Under normal

circumstances, this would be fine. I
wouldn't... Put your ball on the set.

Okay. No, no, no. You don't realize the
problem here. The problem here is that

I'm 43 fucking years old, and I've paid
my dues in this career, okay?

I understand that. The acting thing,
that didn't work out. I'm fucking back

here. You think I want to be back here?
No, you don't. I'm doing this because I

need the fucking money. I know you do,
and you are going to need to find a way

to suppress this rage.

What? Have you finished with your
tantrum? We need to really get this shot

now. Can you come?

You're getting to a good place. We need
an opportunity for you to find a place.

No, my name.

It's pretty busy around here. Are you
going to add to that?

Hi. We're Glantz's assistant. We're here
to pick up the order that he placed.

Oh. Uh, Boovar, number 26, the burden
order's up.

So, uh, do you guys have the, uh... Oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

So... So, here you go. Okay. And Glantz
wanted

me to give you a nice little tip.

Oh. Have you got twins?

No, they're magician's assistants.

I used to be your friend. Hey.

Take it easy, buddy. They're also
customers.

If you don't mind, can we place another
order?

I don't mind at all. Do we mind?

We don't mind. We don't mind. We
encourage you. That's what we're in the

business of doing. We encourage that.
Um,

yep. Here, here, here. Yep. Okay.

Okay. It's a half dozen for Wayne
Newton, 31 for Carrot Top, and one for

Blue Mangrove.

And the manatee said that he's going to
call you by phone.

Okay. You want me to take this down to
the car? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

Bye.

Lindy's, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Big time.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to
have this nightmare over and over? I'm

like doing Sports Illustrated. I don't.
And I'm laying on the beach and I have

like a bikini on. I just know, I know my
breasts are not going to be big enough.

Like I'm not going to make it to the
cover. And then maybe I'm too old. Like

wrinkles might show. You know, it's
interesting because with most dreams,

there's usually a reason for them.
There's an undertone. There's more of a

meaning than what.

Oh, God, I think in your case, it's just
about your tit -pot. What makes you

think that those are... Don't let
that... Paula, will you move your

granny ass over here?

You're wasting my time. Would you hurry
up?

I think, uh... Oh, well, good, we're
gonna shoot. All right, great, finally.

All right.

How's it going, man?

How's the Goulbart event? Very good.
Well, that was good, but it's just slow

now. So I don't understand, because I'm
not a doctor. Is it seasonal? How does

it work?

It doesn't matter. It's just slow.

Tell me if I'm stepping over the line.
But what if you and I could make some

money together really fast, but it would
be cash off the books?

No one would know about it. How are we
going to make this money? What are we

going to do?

Well, my company makes this sleep aid,
and we've been testing it overseas. We

did this huge test in Haiti.

It didn't go so well, but now we're
thinking... What do you mean it didn't

well? What happened?

There was a couple deaths, and then some
bleeding out of the eyes, but it's

Haiti. I need to get this shot. This
is... I can't... All right.

Hey, listen.

If it's... If you just want a gal... No,
I have to get a shot with Paulina. I

can't be... I mean... What the... Who...
I mean, I don't...

This isn't really going to work for me.
We need to get... Can you please get...

What kind of money are we talking about?

Easy 10 grand a month, minimum.

And what is it? You got the drug?

I got the drug.

So all we need are people to... We got
to run a sleep clinic.

As you can see, there's no label.
There's no name. There's nothing on it.

great about it, not only do they go
right to sleep when they wake up, not

at all.

That's beautiful.

And obviously, I don't have to say it,
but...

You can't talk about this to anybody,
not the doctors, not to any other reps.

No, this is between us. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It goes without saying.

What we just said does not have to be
said. No, no, no. But we said it even

though we don't have to say it. I forgot
it already. I can't have, like, a

therapist. I mean, no wonder she's,
like, so involved. I feel like you're

on to me, and that feels inappropriate
because you're supposed to be. I mean,

you're supposed to calm her down then.

I don't think you're doing a very good
job. I think that that's one way of

dealing with anger. But how are you
doing a good job? She just threw a shoe

me. What?

I feel like you're all just into me.
Well, I don't, okay.

Can you please just go get her back? I
can't, I can't. This is ridiculous.

I can't do this. Well, then we're in
good shape. You'll run the trials. I'll

supply the drugs, and we're all good.
I'm willing to go. I just don't have

anybody to work. I don't have a staff.

No, I need some kind of... All right,
I'm going to pitch you something else.

What's that? What about my sister's boy,
Alan?

Smart kid, industrious, listen.

He could help you run the trials.

Not that hard.

You give the person the pill, and you
turn out the lights. All right.

Let's get going.

Have the kid call me. All right, I will
do it. All right, I'll talk to you.

Seriously, have you ever picked up a
check?

Dr. Galpin?

Goldie? It's Lola.

Who? Lola.

Your ex -stepmother, Lola.

Oh, yay, for me. How are you?

Good. What's been going on? Here,
nothing.

No calls, nothing? No, no calls. Nobody
calls.

I find this very disturbing. When I'm in
the office, the phone rings all day.

Lola, if you can hear me, get your phone
checked.

What?

dating in the dark, where you fall in
love with your ears before you fall in

lust with your eyes.

Your voice is so beautiful.

You know, I sometimes sing along to
Celine Dion in the shower, and I have to

say, I can keep up. You know, when I saw
Titanic, I almost cried.

You're a romantic.

If you will. I mean, I do like romantic
period art. I don't know why. Oh, my

God. Tell me you love Baroque music.
Tell me Chopin makes you cry, and I will

fall off my chair.

I feel like we connect.

I am so glad you're saying that, because
I know, you know, when you're dating in

the dark, you know, you have to be
careful about what you say, but... You

sometimes you have to be adventurous,
you know?

I mean, you know... Ladies and
gentlemen, prepare to meet your date.

Lights on in three, two, one.

Fall in love.

Ooh! Oh, fuck!

What are you, 70?

What? I mean, you sounded like you were,
what, 30, 33, maybe? Are you saying

that you're not attracted to me?

You sounded a lot younger than you are,
okay?

Mario! Get my car!

Your uncle told me you want to work
here. I do, I do.

Are you interested in this work?
Absolutely, yes.

I'm very, very interested in Dr. Freud.

And you especially.

My uncle said great things about you.

All right, listen.

Did your uncle tell you about what we're
trying to do here?

Like a sleep study?

Exactly, yes. He's got these drugs that
help people with problems at night.

I know they have nightmares and they
just have horrible, horrible, horrible

lives.

He tried to be gracious.

All right, let's see if he resents this.
He's mad at me because I invited you to

give us a session. Do you resent me for
being here?

I wouldn't say resent.

I say that's a little bit of an
intrusion. Somebody comes in here... Oh,

you say that?

Okay, listen.

I don't resent you being here, so while
we're here, let's deal with the issues

that are important right now. Jerry
Stiller, it's your money. My uncle told

you have a big list of patients that I
could start calling.

Did he give you any names, your uncle?

Yeah, I have a couple names.

Well, I'll tell you what we'll do.

Let's start with those names first,
because those people have specific

Do you...

Want to come participate in this?
Exactly. That's it.

That's right. What sort of a bed would
you like to sleep on?

You don't have to get into that. Right.
I don't even know if you should mention

bed because these people, I think just
the thought of bed frightens them.

Oh, of course.

So how's the sex?

What? Excuse me?

How's the sex going?

With who? Why did you bring her in here
anyway? I called her because we needed

some help. So what the hell do you have
to talk about things like that?

We don't talk about sex in front of a
therapist. Jerry, as a matter of fact...

Just wait a minute.

Don't say that to me. Yes, well, you
were on a list of people who are

experiencing trouble sleeping.

No, I'm not a doctor, but I work very
closely with a doctor.

Dr. Fink -Ruthy.

Let's get it right you started writing a
book and I have had been having some

fun sessions He says you pay more
attention to this book the book then you

have to writing the book of his life But
he doesn't stop to live no, but I live

a little bit While I was writing while I
was putting down making some notes

about people in my life guys who died
women who died Now I'm trying to

them in a fun the way although some of
them People that you hated when we were

younger. I didn't hate them. Am I right?
I'm clearing the, I'm cleaning the

slate. But they're dead. They don't know
you're clearing the slate. It doesn't

matter. They're dead.

You know, dreams are held to be the
result

of preconscious and unconscious motives.

So if you're not sleeping, then you have
no motivation.

Okay, great. All right.

Look at me. You never listen to me.
Okay, Jerry, we need to get... That's

hurtful to me. This is one of the
biggest issues in your marriage, is that

feels that you're always writing things
down on scraps of paper. You're not

listening to her. That's right. No,
that's not true. When you make love to

wife, you don't need to write on post
-its. No, he's done that. He's done

I know, I know. He keeps a pad under the
pillow. And while we're having

intimate, intimate, intimate relations,
you write.

You're how hurtful that is to me. Hold
your peace, please, woman.

Great.

Dr. Finkelstein, everything's been
arranged.

Excellent. 15.

Great.

No, we don't. No, we don't deliver. But
you can pick up. We're here waiting for

you. Bring pass.

Hey.

Of course, of course. It's a
contradiction in time. This is really

Freud stuff. Freud? You just discovered
him?

Yeah, well, your dad.

He turned me on to this.

That guy?

Yeah. Look at him.

Look what he's doing.

He's sleeping.

He's analyzing his own dreams.

Oh.

Hey, you want a blowjob?

I understand that the yelling and the
screaming and the insult.

I heard that your marriage broke up.
Shh, shh, shh. Let me talk. Your

broke up. You didn't even give it a
chance, did you?

Don't say that. I tried to give it a
chance. You don't know what I meant. It

didn't last very long, and I'm fine. The
important thing is, are you writing a

chapter on this?

He makes notes.

I'm not going to use your real name.
I'll tell you that right now. You're

and clear on that one. It's very
difficult to meet men in New York, but

a guy for you.

I'm going to tell her.

This is so fortuitous.

This guy, he's a poet.

He's a comic.

He's a musician.

He does the thing with the spoons.

You know that? Oh, really?

Yes. That's funny.

Makes people happy. He does a thing with
his bones.

And he also has a little puppet.

A little puppet. And he talks. And he
does a ventriloquist act. Well, this is

amazing because, you know, I use puppets
in my work. Promise me you'll go out

with him.

Okay, 2 ,300 hours. We are two hours.

deep into a sleep study conducted by Dr.
Myron Finkelstein and observational

expert Alan McLeod.

Just an observational check around the
room. Everything seems to be running

smoothly.

No night terror twitches. Doing a vital
check.

Doesn't appear to have a pulse.

Single white female.

wearing a green oriental robe. She does
not appear to have a pulse either.

Pulse check. One more pulse check on a
guy in a hat. He does not have a pulse.

Dr. Finkelstein.

Dr.

Finkelstein.

All

patients

appear to be dead.

Conclusion is that drug test is a
complete failure.

That's right.

Men always keep you waiting.

It's really traffic.

Sorry I'm a little late.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

You're wearing the same dress.

It's my lucky dress.

I'm really excited to eat here, too.

Well, listen, let's just have some soup.

No. Listen, I'm a sure thing.

Mario, get my fucking car.

It's so good, it's just one.

It's just fine.

Can you turn your face away from camera?