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God, I can't tell you how many horrible dates I've been on. This is so

refreshing. Yeah, it's tough.

Los Angeles is a very tough town. It's hard to meet people.

No one normal. Do you know what I mean? When I say normal, you know.

You're lying to work. Yeah.

I love your dimples when you smile.

Oh, stop. Thanks.

Yeah. Well, you're very sweet. Oh, thank you. I'm sorry I'm not eating.

Georgie?

Georgie, what are you doing here?

Oh my God, Jasper. Yes. Oh my God. Hi.

Oh my God.

Jasper, how do you do?

Do you guys know each other? Well, she's my sister. That's my sister.

You're kidding. Now you.

Okay.

Oh my God.

Okay, Georgie.

We're on a date. We're on a date.

Oh, well, I'm going to get some drinks at the O -Bar. Why don't you guys come

down there? That's a great bar. I love that bar. Oh, George, you were having a

nice, quiet, adult time.

The O -Bar is so loud. It is loud, but it's a nice bar. I've got to go. They're

waiting for me.

Come on.

I rent a killer on the roof. All right. All right, so I'll just... All right,

well... Oh.

Wow.

Um...

First of all, I'd like to thank the staff for being here for this meeting. I

just have one ground rule, Lola.

Okay, Elizabeth.

First of all, call me Dr. Good.

Second of all, no knitting in the office.

Fourth, I would drop the accent.

Fifth, let's take down the makeup a little. And I need a 30 -minute gap

each scheduled patient because I don't need the nutballs freaking out in the

foyer.

Okay, I have some input. Thank you for your time.

What else?

I prefer if people stay out of my office because I think of this.

as a womb, and it's my womb, and I don't need the violation.

So if the door is closed, please don't come in.

I also keep the air at 72 degrees for a reason, and my diptych candles are mine,

okay? Lola keeps taking them out into the waiting room, and I'm not good with

that. It makes me upset.

Not upset, upset, but Myron, there are certain things that get under my skin,

and one of them is a diptych candle thing. So if you could just respect my

boundaries, I'll respect yours, and I think we'll have a good working

relationship.

Good for me.

Lola. Hi, Ooni. Oh, you're still carrying it. How lovely.

Do you know everybody's doing it now? It's a new yoga.

SJP, Julia, Uma.

It really is all the rage.

Oh, before you go in, can you try on this poncho that I've made you? Oh,

one. Got to make sure the measure's right.

There we go. Just, like, toss it over like that, and then it hangs as it

usually. And then if you just let that... That is a lovely shoulder, so we

should really...

Thank you.

Fantastic.

Oh, good.

Well, you look lovely. Thank you.

You're all set. You can just go right on in.

Okay.

Freud. Sigmund Freud.

Siggy. I love him. I love him. He's my guy.

Bad coke. I wonder if he took anything besides coke. You know, I never... I

wonder if he smoked a little.

I bet he had a little weed.

So, Ione, are we having some natural sleep these days or are they self

What do you mean by self -induced? I mean, are you drinking your herbs or are

you back on the pills?

Both. Okay.

Now, let me ask you this. I know that we talked about you were having dreams

about your brother.

And is he still a salmon or is he transformed into something else?

No, he's still a salmon.

And is he still swimming upstream?

No, I mean, he's sort of become part of like a big brunch.

I mean, I'm Jewish, so.

Right. So he's in a school. He's in a school. Oh, he's smoked.

Being a Jewish girl, were you threatened when he married a very Aryan woman? Did

he go for the opposite of his sister? Yeah. I mean, you know, very flat ass.

I felt like, well, you know, obviously he doesn't like big asses. Did you ever

share a bed with Donovan?

Bunk beds.

Who was on top?

He was.

That's interesting.

I mean, I don't know what kind of money you make doing this.

It's probably more than me. I'm slow.

Nothing happening.

My neighbor,

Dr. Good, she has a lot of celebrities, and you probably know a lot of them

because, you know, they're your people.

They're not mine. I don't know who they are.

Still having dreams with the rabbi?

Not anymore.

Thank God. What happened? How did that end?

I just think I, you know, those were terrifying, and I would force myself to

wake up.

I think the last time we spoke, the rabbi was putting a chain on Fred Siegel

not letting you in. Is that?

Yes. But, you know, I had a kind of breakthrough. I had a dream last night

the sale, the Fred Siegel sale, was still going on.

And I took that as a good thing.

Fred Siegel is a Jewish man, right?

Is he daddy, maybe?

God, I wish.

And why do you think he chained the store?

I think I feel I don't deserve.

You know, even things on sale.

I mean, I like, you know, I was a kid. I liked ballplayers, too. I went to the

movies, but... What's that?

Can I go? I've got homework to do. Oh, absolutely, sure.

Thanks for coming. And listen, you know what?

Next time you come in, I'll buy those from you, okay?

How are you feeling sexually these days, Ione?

Yeah, I think about it maybe about every seven seconds.

You feel that you're...

That your mind is connected to your body?

No.

No. Okay, you're still split off.

Yeah, disassociation. All right, I'm going to sell you this print. I know

last time you thought it was a vagina, but how are you feeling about it now?

Two rats growing.

Two rats growing.

That's interesting.

I'm going to give you one more.

Snails.

You know, making love?

Mm -hmm.

Doctor's office.

This is Georgie. Put my sister on the phone.

She's in session at the moment.

Who's she in session with?

Oh, I can't tell you that.

Who is it? Is it Ioni?

Georgie, please.

You're putting me in a very uncomfortable position, and I can't tell

Tell me the fuck who's in that room right now.

Ioni's a guy, but don't say I told you.

You still dating that cop?

Yeah, I'm dating that cop and two other people.

And who are the two other people?

Someone I went to school with and the other is my brother's best friend.

You have in the past, as we talked about as a child, you like to show your

panties to your brother's friends. Do you think that it's any coincidence that

you seem to get involved with your brother's friends or people in the close

arena around him?

Doctor.

Dr. Myron Finkelstein.

Dr. Myron Finkelstein.

Psychotherapy.

This is good.

Yellow pages.

That's a good idea.

I think I'm going to do this.

It was just so quiet here before Dr.

Good came along. She's fantastic. She's livened the place up.

And it's just given me a chance to sort of, you know, become closer to them. I

feel like it's almost a calling.

Is the cop nice?

Well, not, you know, for me.

Does he pack a gun?

He packs a gun. Is that exciting?

Can I interrupt you for one second?

Where'd you get that shirt?

Oh, this is great. A safe place to talk.

Come in here.

It's quiet.

Yeah, that's good.

Just come in here. Sit down.

Shh. Good.

Celebrities need somewhere where they can come and feel coddled and safe, and

feel like with my treats and my cupcakes and everything, I feel like I'm a bit

of a conduit to their safe place.

I'm watching your body language, and I'm seeing a real protection that I didn't

detect before.

Is there an inner child in there that's maybe a juvenile delinquent?

Yeah, for sure.

And I noticed the red shoes.

Trying to get home, Dorothy?

It's like a kind of one -on -one feeling I have with them before they go in. I

feel it contributes to them letting their guard down.

I think they like me.

OK.

No, that's fine. You can ring me later.

I've got to go, though. I've got to go, Mummy.

Are you still sticking pins in your thumb?

Just before I go to sleep.

Does that help? You fucking whore. Did you fuck David?

David who?

You're Georgie?

Shut up. This isn't about you.

Did you fucking give him a blue sign? Oh my god.

Because I have proof from Samantha who talked to Tina, and Tina said that Paris

was there, and Paris saw you fucking leave with fucking David, and then you

and fucked him.

I'm going to do yellow pages.

Maybe a little television, too. I don't know.