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Oliver: ♪ green acres
Is the place to be ♪
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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪
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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪
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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪
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Lisa: ♪ new york ♪
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♪ is where I'd rather stay ♪
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♪ I get allergic ♪
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♪ smelling hay ♪
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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪
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♪ darling, I love you ♪
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♪ but give me park avenue ♪
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♪ the chores ♪
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♪ the stores ♪
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♪ fresh air ♪
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♪ times square ♪
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♪ you are my wife ♪
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♪ good-bye, city life ♪
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Both: ♪ green acres,
We are there ♪
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Oliver.
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Hmm?
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You reading? Mm-hmm.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Mm-hmm.
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You'll give me an honest answer?
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Yes.
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You won't get mad?
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What's the question?
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Do you believe in birthdays?
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That's the question?
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Yes. What's the answer?
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Yes, I believe in birthdays.
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One more question.
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Now what?
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Do you know whose
Birthday it is next tuesday?
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George washington.
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Who?
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Well, I'll give you
A hint... It's yours.
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Mine? You guessed.
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Pure luck.
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Are you going to be available
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For the surprise party
I'm going to give you?
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Lisa, if I know about it,
It's not a surprise party.
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Well, if you don't
Know about it,
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How do I know that
You're going to be there?
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I'll be there.
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Could I read my book now?
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One more question.
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Yes?
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What do you want
For your birthday?
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Anything.
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How about a new girdle?
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Yes, I'd like a...
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A girdle?
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I just wanted to see if
You pay any attention.
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I'm paying attention.
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Oliver?
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Do you want to give me
Something I really want?
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What?
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3 months of silence,
Starting now.
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Boy, what a grouch.
That's what I get
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For marrying a man 68
Years older than I am.
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Push the choke in, mr. Douglas.
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It is in.
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Then pull it out.
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That should've been
Tied to somethin'.
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Try it again.
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I got the horn goin'.
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Yeah, well, stop it!
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How?
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Pull the wire.
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That did it.
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Oh, eb, will you...
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You got plenty of gas.
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Oil pressure's all right.
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And you're flyin'
At 60,000 feet.
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Please, please.
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Oh, this is why it won't start.
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The battery cable is dis...
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Aah!
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Why, you miserable,
Stupid tractor!
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It don't like to
Be called names.
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I'll call it anything I want!
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Oh!
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It struck again.
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You got its magneto
In an uproar.
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Oh, eb, stop this ridiculous...
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Oh!
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It don't like you to
Yell at me, either.
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It's my friend.
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Darling.
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Darling, can I talk
To you privately?
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Look, well, I'm...
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Well, it's terribly important.
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Eb, will you excuse us, please?
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Sure, I can take a hint.
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I know when I ain't wanted.
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You don't have to
Hit me over the head
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With a sledgehammer.
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Eb, you're puttin'
Ideas into my head.
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I'm goin'. Then go!
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Now, what was it you
Wanted to talk about?
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Oh, darling, what
Size shirt do you wear?
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Did you come out here
To talk to me about that?
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Well, I want to get
It for your birthday,
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And I don't want
Eb to know about it.
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Otherwise, he
Won't be surprised.
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It's the only thing
I could figure out
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Unless you tell
Me what you want.
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Lisa, I'm having trouble enough
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With this darned tractor.
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Uh-huh...
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What does that "Uh-huh" mean?
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Oh... Well, it's a surprise.
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Excuse me.
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May I help you, ma'am?
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Yes. Are you mr. Gruber,
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Pixley's only honest
Tractor dealer?
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No, ma'am. My name's johnson.
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I'm his assistant.
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I would like to buy a tractor.
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A tractor?
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For yourself? No.
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May I ask who it's for?
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Well, you could ask, but
I'm not going to tell you.
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It's a surprise.
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A surprise?
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It's for his birthday.
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Oh, a birthday present.
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Who told you?
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Well, you said...
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How large a one should I get?
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How big is his farm?
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Who said he's got a farm?
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Well, I just assumed
If you're buying a...
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You are going to
Spoil the surprise.
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This is a cute one.
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Uh, wouldn't you rather
Wait for mr. Gruber?
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He'll be back later.
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Where did he go?
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He took his wife
To the hospital.
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She's expecting a baby.
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Oh! A boy or a girl?
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Well, it hasn't been born yet.
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Well, when it is,
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He'll be pretty surprised.
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Well, no. Mr. Gruber...
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No, no. I mean the
Baby will be surprised
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If he is a boy.
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Lady,
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We usually close for
Lunch about this time...
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It won't take long.
All I want to do
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Is buy one tractor.
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Oh, that's a pretty one.
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With a little house on the top.
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That's model 6000.
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395 horsepower, it develops.
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It can pull a
26-foot disc harrow,
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And 20-foot-wide chisel plow,
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And 3 press drills.
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Does it have stereo?
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Uh... Stereo?
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You know, the
Little tape you put in,
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And the music comes
Out from each wheel.
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No.
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Oh, how about air conditioning?
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One of the features
Of this model
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Is the new suspension system
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That includes
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A torsion bar draft control.
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Is this the only
Color it comes in?
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Uh, yes.
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They don't give you
Much choice, do they?
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Uh, no, ma'am.
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Well, if he doesn't
Like the color,
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Can he exchange it?
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No, I'm afraid not.
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Well...
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All right, I'll take it.
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Oh, fine. Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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And wrap it up as a gift.
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A gift? Well, it's
A little big to...
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We can put a bow on it.
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What color?
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Any color you want.
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Well, why can't I get a tractor
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Any color I want?
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Bows are, uh...
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Why don't I just
Call mr. Gruber?
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He's probably just
Pacing up and down
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In the fathers' waiting room.
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No, no, no, never mind.
Just put on a blue bow.
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The fellow I'm
Sending it to is a boy.
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Well, I'll do what I can.
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And would you
Put a big card on it
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Saying "Happy birthday"?
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Uh, from who? A friend.
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Well, he'll know who it is.
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He doesn't have too many.
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Well, yes, ma'am.
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Oh, where do you
Want it delivered?
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Well, I don't want him to see it
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Because he might
Guess what it is,
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So send it to mr. Ziffel.
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He's our neighbor. Ziffel?
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Yes. Z-I-effel-effel-e-l.
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Ziffel.
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Come on, doris.
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I'm walkin' as fast as I can.
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The least you could do
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Is help me carry
These groceries.
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I'll help you eat' em.
Ain't that enough?
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Fred, open the door!
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What's the matter?
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Where'd that come from?
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Where'd what...
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All right, fred.
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Why'd you buy the tractor?
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I didn't buy it.
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Oh, I suppose they just
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Delivered it here for fun.
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I don't know nothin' about it.
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Ah. What's this?
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"Happy birthday."
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Ohh, doris.
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You didn't forget.
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What?
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You're a livin' doll,
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Buyin' this tractor for me.
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Are you off your rocker?
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You finally done somethin' nice.
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Now, don't be ashamed of it.
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I didn't buy it.
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Oh, now, you ain't foolin' me.
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There it is right there,
As plain as can be.
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"Happy birthday from a friend."
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I'm not your
Friend, I'm your wife.
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I didn't buy it.
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Well, whoever did
Sure has good taste.
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Ain't it a beaut?
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Fred, I wonder who sent it.
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Oh, doris, somebody's
Bound to stop me and ask me
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How I liked the
Tractor they sent me.
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I don't think...
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Well, mr. Ziffel,
Where did you get this?
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Well, mr. Douglas,
It was just delivered.
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Come on up and take a look.
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Say, this has everything.
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Oh, man, yes. Power steerin',
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Disc brakes, air conditionin'.
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Air conditioning?
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Oh, blow your hat
Right off on a hot day.
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And that ain't all.
You know what that is?
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What?
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That's a stereo tape player.
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Stereo?
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Yeah, music comes
Out of every wheel!
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Well!
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Yeah, and get a load of this.
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Fred ziffel, callin' doris.
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Come in, doris.
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Doris over radio: hi,
Fred. This is doris.
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How did mr. Douglas like it?
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It's beautiful, mrs. Ziffel!
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Hey, mr. Douglas,
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You sound pretty
Good on the radio.
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Wait a minute.
270
00:10:55,004 --> 00:10:57,137
What did you say, mrs. Ziffel?
271
00:10:58,375 --> 00:10:59,819
That was arnold broadcasting.
272
00:10:59,843 --> 00:11:01,041
Say hello to him.
273
00:11:03,446 --> 00:11:05,680
Hello, arnold!
274
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,082
Arnold wants to
Talk to his father.
275
00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:11,051
It's for you, dad.
276
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,720
Oh.
277
00:11:12,789 --> 00:11:13,954
Hello, arnold.
278
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,593
Yeah, yeah, you can
Watch television.
279
00:11:21,464 --> 00:11:22,830
Arnold, that ain't right.
280
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,577
When I tell you you
Can't do somethin',
281
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,233
Don't ask your father!
282
00:11:26,302 --> 00:11:27,835
Come in, fred.
283
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,704
I'm goin' over to ben miller's.
284
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,038
Well, drive careful.
285
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,707
Don't tell me how to drive.
286
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,509
Just over and out me.
287
00:11:34,577 --> 00:11:36,389
Over and out, you big...
288
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,352
Ohh. What an engine.
289
00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:47,655
Mr. Douglas, I'd appreciate it
290
00:11:47,724 --> 00:11:50,257
If you wouldn't get
No finger marks on it.
291
00:11:50,326 --> 00:11:52,593
Oh, I'm sorry.
292
00:11:52,662 --> 00:11:54,796
I sure envy you, mr. Ziffel.
293
00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:56,997
I'd like to have a
Tractor like this,
294
00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:59,300
But I imagine they're
Pretty expensive.
295
00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:01,280
Yeah, I imagine they are.
296
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,215
Well, be seein' you.
297
00:12:11,514 --> 00:12:13,280
Now, there's a tractor.
298
00:12:15,184 --> 00:12:17,418
Why, you miserable...
299
00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:24,091
Oliver!
300
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,359
Oliver: I'm in here!
301
00:12:25,428 --> 00:12:26,861
Hello, darling.
302
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:28,140
Where have you been?
303
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,630
If I told you, you'd know.
304
00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:31,677
I wouldn't ask if I
Didn't want to know.
305
00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:33,400
You're interested
In what I'm doing?
306
00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:34,980
Yes. You missed me?
307
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,882
No. I want to take a shower,
308
00:12:36,906 --> 00:12:39,017
And I need someone
To turn the water on.
309
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:41,576
That's all I am to you...
A water-turner-onner.
310
00:12:41,644 --> 00:12:44,044
Oh, no. You're much
More than that.
311
00:12:44,113 --> 00:12:45,913
I am? Yes.
312
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,516
You're also my
Water-turner-offer.
313
00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:54,021
Well, if that's your aptitude,
314
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,723
I'm sorry I did what I did
315
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,803
Because what I did I
Did because I thought
316
00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:59,472
You'd appreciate what I did.
317
00:12:59,496 --> 00:13:00,906
Uh-huh. Well, will
You turn the water on?
318
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,475
I've been workin' on
That tractor all day.
319
00:13:02,499 --> 00:13:03,430
I'm filthy.
320
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,299
Did you get it fixed?
321
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,234
No. Good.
322
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:08,636
What do you mean, good?
323
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,304
I have a feeling.
324
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,139
Will you turn the water on?
325
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,347
Hello, mr. Douglas!
I got the stereo on!
326
00:13:21,818 --> 00:13:23,618
Oh, it sounds marv...
327
00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:25,185
Hey!
328
00:13:25,254 --> 00:13:26,921
That's cold!
329
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:30,324
Hey! Hey! The hot!
Turn on the hot!
330
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,492
Ooh.
331
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,427
What was all that noise?
332
00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:35,173
The whole house was shaking.
333
00:13:35,197 --> 00:13:37,765
Mr. Ziffel just went
By in his new tractor.
334
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,600
His new tractor?!
335
00:13:39,669 --> 00:13:41,368
Yeah, he's been goin'
All around the valley
336
00:13:41,437 --> 00:13:43,370
Showing it off. It's a beauty.
337
00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:44,639
2-way radio,
338
00:13:44,707 --> 00:13:47,008
Air conditioned
Cab, stereo tapes.
339
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,176
What color? Blue!
340
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,811
Good-bye.
341
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,181
Wait. Hey, wait,
Turn the water on!
342
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,783
Lisa, tu...
343
00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:20,240
You still got it, fred.
344
00:14:20,309 --> 00:14:22,777
Honey, once a man's got it,
345
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,712
He never loses it.
346
00:14:33,756 --> 00:14:37,058
Doris... Are you game?
347
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,828
Oh, all right, fred.
You can dip me.
348
00:14:40,897 --> 00:14:42,763
But don't drop me.
349
00:14:50,907 --> 00:14:53,540
Oh, hello, mrs. Douglas.
350
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:55,409
We were just dancin'
To the tractor.
351
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,844
Well, you dance beautifully.
352
00:14:56,913 --> 00:14:58,557
Yeah, we used to
Give exhibitions
353
00:14:58,581 --> 00:15:00,414
At all the livestock shows.
354
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:01,682
Mrs. Ziffel,
355
00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:04,085
I came over to talk to
You about the tractor.
356
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,453
Oh, yeah. Ain't it a jim dandy?
357
00:15:06,522 --> 00:15:09,123
Yes. Well, uh, mr. Ziffel,
358
00:15:09,191 --> 00:15:11,492
What I want to find
Out... When it arrived,
359
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,628
Did it have a bow
On it and a big card
360
00:15:13,696 --> 00:15:16,030
Saying "Happy
Birthday from a friend"?
361
00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:17,209
Yes, ma'am.
362
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:18,733
Well, I am the friend.
363
00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:19,934
Mrs. Douglas!
364
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,947
Well, I'll be doggoned.
365
00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:23,515
You see? I told you
366
00:15:23,539 --> 00:15:25,150
That whoever gave it to us
367
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,785
Is gonna tell me about it.
368
00:15:26,809 --> 00:15:29,476
You know, you and
Mr. Douglas are real folks.
369
00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:31,411
Well, mr. Douglas didn't have
370
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,048
Anything to do
With it. I bought it.
371
00:15:34,117 --> 00:15:35,628
You? Well, how did you know
372
00:15:35,652 --> 00:15:36,929
What kind I wanted?
373
00:15:36,953 --> 00:15:40,988
You see, next week is
My husband's birthday.
374
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:42,523
What are you gettin' for him?
375
00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:44,951
That's none of our business.
376
00:15:45,494 --> 00:15:46,538
Mrs. Douglas,
377
00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:48,373
I don't know how to thank you.
378
00:15:48,397 --> 00:15:49,897
Well, mr. Ziffel,
Don't thank me.
379
00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:50,898
You see, because...
380
00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:53,045
Because you've got a big heart.
381
00:15:53,069 --> 00:15:54,902
No, mr. Ziffel.
382
00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:56,849
Mrs. Douglas,
You're a kind woman.
383
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:57,805
Oh, no, no.
384
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:58,939
You certainly are.
385
00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:00,853
You don't know how I've longed
386
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,054
For somethin' like this.
387
00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:04,356
Now I won't have to
Walk behind a plow
388
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,880
In the hot sun.
389
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:08,388
Why, you've added
10 years to my life.
390
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,985
You're a wonderful woman.
391
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,920
Yeah. They say city
Folks don't care
392
00:16:12,989 --> 00:16:15,089
About their neighbors,
But you sure do.
393
00:16:15,158 --> 00:16:16,423
Oh, but...
394
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:17,870
Yeah, you may be city,
395
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,294
But, heh, you're all country.
396
00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:23,430
Oh, well.
397
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,310
Mrs. Douglas, I thank you.
398
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,245
I thank you for makin' this
399
00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:30,938
The best birthday I ever had.
400
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,343
Happy birthday, mr. Ziffel.
401
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,424
Oliver, wake up.
402
00:16:51,794 --> 00:16:53,005
What do you want?
403
00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:54,228
Are you awake?
404
00:16:54,296 --> 00:16:56,230
I am now.
405
00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:58,165
Well, if that's
Your tone of voice,
406
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,767
Go back to sleep.
407
00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:08,575
As long as I'm awake,
What do you want?
408
00:17:08,644 --> 00:17:10,444
Nothing.
409
00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:12,592
Oh, for the love of...
410
00:17:19,588 --> 00:17:21,622
Oliver,
411
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:24,158
You're a lawyer, aren't you?
412
00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:26,038
You woke me up to ask me...
413
00:17:26,062 --> 00:17:28,207
You know I'm a lawyer.
414
00:17:28,231 --> 00:17:29,696
Good night.
415
00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:31,565
That is not the question!
416
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,778
Well, what is?
417
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,069
It's a hypodermical question.
418
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,772
Hypodermical?
419
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,740
Yes. You see, there
Was this friend of mine
420
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,308
Who bought
Something for someone,
421
00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:43,978
Who shall remain nameless,
And sent it to someone else,
422
00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:45,646
Who shall also remain nameless,
423
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:47,648
And even though
They weren't related,
424
00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:49,583
They both have
The same nameless.
425
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,019
Hypothetical.
426
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:55,555
Anyway, the second nameless
427
00:17:55,624 --> 00:17:57,591
Thought it was for
Them and they kept it.
428
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,760
Now, the question
Is, how does my friend
429
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,561
Get it back from
The second nameless
430
00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:03,397
And send it to
The first nameless,
431
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:05,432
Who should have had it
In the first place anyhow?
432
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,802
Well, the way I see it,
433
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,703
Your friend is in big trouble.
434
00:18:09,772 --> 00:18:10,704
Why?
435
00:18:10,773 --> 00:18:12,350
Because the way you explain it,
436
00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:13,718
Nobody could ever understand it.
437
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:14,842
Now, good night.
438
00:18:16,279 --> 00:18:18,478
Well, I guess you
Can't expect a man
439
00:18:18,547 --> 00:18:20,580
Who is 72 years older than me
440
00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:22,183
To stay up late.
441
00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:32,092
Fred, wake up.
442
00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:33,260
Fred!
443
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,830
What's the matter?
444
00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:38,165
I got a question I
Want to ask you.
445
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:40,734
Oh, doris, it's 12:00,
446
00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:43,270
And I'm tired from
All that waltzin'.
447
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,905
Just answer me this...
448
00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:48,408
How come mrs. Douglas
Bought you that tractor?
449
00:18:48,477 --> 00:18:50,211
Wha-what do you mean?
450
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:54,181
Fred, what's goin'
On between you two?
451
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,415
Nothin'.
452
00:18:55,484 --> 00:18:58,552
Hmm. Pretty fancy
Tractor for nothin'.
453
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:01,188
Oh, doris, go on back to sleep.
454
00:19:01,257 --> 00:19:02,789
Now, look here, fred ziffel!
455
00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:06,126
Now you see what you done?
456
00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:07,928
You woke up arnold.
457
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,734
Go to sleep, arnold.
458
00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:15,502
No. Let him stay awake
459
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,239
And hear what kind of
A two-timin' man you are.
460
00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:21,475
How could you do this to me?
461
00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:23,744
I've given you the
Best years of my life.
462
00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:25,523
That ain't much of an argument
463
00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:26,713
In your favor.
464
00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:28,115
Oh, then you admit
465
00:19:28,184 --> 00:19:30,150
You'd rather have her than me.
466
00:19:30,219 --> 00:19:32,619
Now, that is the stupidest thing
467
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,288
Anybody ever said.
468
00:19:34,357 --> 00:19:37,224
Fred, why did she
Give you that tractor?
469
00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:38,959
It is my birthday.
470
00:19:39,028 --> 00:19:40,261
Ha.
471
00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:43,330
Then why didn't she tell
Her husband about it?
472
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,933
Well, it probably
Slipped her mind.
473
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:49,136
Yeah? Well, I'll
Take care of that
474
00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:51,405
First thing tomorrow morning.
475
00:19:51,473 --> 00:19:54,141
Mr. Douglas, we got a problem.
476
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,609
we've got a problem?
477
00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:57,111
Yeah, you and me.
478
00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,880
You know what's been
Goin' on behind our backs?
479
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,181
What?
480
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,350
Well, it ain't easy to say,
481
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,152
But your wife and my husband...
482
00:20:05,221 --> 00:20:06,353
Yes?
483
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,788
You never read peyton place?
484
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:10,891
You mean...
485
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,161
You think that my
Wife and your husb...
486
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,263
Ha ha ha ha ha!
487
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,666
Ha ha!
488
00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:21,001
Well, you're laughin',
489
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,037
But he's got the new
Tractor, and you ain't.
490
00:20:23,105 --> 00:20:25,772
What's the tractor
Got to do with it?
491
00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:27,674
Guess who gave it to him.
492
00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:29,910
You think my wife?
493
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,546
To my husband for his birthday.
494
00:20:32,614 --> 00:20:34,114
On his bir...
495
00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:39,219
Ohh. Now I understand!
496
00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:41,455
Sure. Ho ho!
497
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:45,292
Gosh, you city folks
Sure are broad-minded.
498
00:20:45,361 --> 00:20:46,961
Well, I... I... I...
499
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:49,063
Now, who do you think
We should shoot first?
500
00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:51,031
You don't have to shoot anybody.
501
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:52,866
We always shoot.
502
00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:54,775
No, no. Before you get excited,
503
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,370
Let me talk to my wife.
504
00:20:56,439 --> 00:20:57,471
Well, all right.
505
00:20:57,539 --> 00:20:59,239
But don't be too hard on her.
506
00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:00,907
You know, under
Certain circumstances,
507
00:21:00,977 --> 00:21:02,977
My fred is irresistible.
508
00:21:05,214 --> 00:21:07,848
Lisa, sit down.
509
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,117
Not on my lap!
510
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,586
Oh. It's serious.
511
00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:13,854
Yes, it is.
512
00:21:13,922 --> 00:21:15,400
Is it as serious as the time
513
00:21:15,424 --> 00:21:17,436
When I tripped the
Duke of edinborough?
514
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:18,460
It's more serious.
515
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,405
Well, that was pretty serious.
516
00:21:20,429 --> 00:21:22,896
They wanted to
Declare war on me.
517
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:26,066
Lisa, this concerns us.
518
00:21:26,135 --> 00:21:27,834
We are at the crossroads.
519
00:21:27,903 --> 00:21:29,303
We are?
520
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,972
I guess it's all
Over between us.
521
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:32,973
It is?
522
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,341
Yes. I want you to know
523
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:35,809
That I harbor no ill feelings.
524
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:39,846
I wish you and
Mr. Ziffel the very best.
525
00:21:39,915 --> 00:21:41,515
Well, that's very...
526
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,618
What is that about
The best of mr. Ziffel?
527
00:21:44,686 --> 00:21:47,187
Lisa, you gave
Mr. Ziffel a tractor.
528
00:21:47,256 --> 00:21:48,455
Well, I...
529
00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:50,424
No, there's no
Sense in denying it.
530
00:21:50,493 --> 00:21:52,326
Would you like to help me pack?
531
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,406
But he wasn't
Supposed to get one.
532
00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:56,397
Then who was? You was.
533
00:21:56,465 --> 00:21:58,632
Then mr. Ziffel has my tractor.
534
00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,933
Who told you?
535
00:22:00,002 --> 00:22:02,569
Well, I figured that out.
536
00:22:02,638 --> 00:22:04,771
Mr. Ziffel is mr. Nameless, huh?
537
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,218
Yes. Mm-hmm.
538
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,542
Well, I'm the other
Mr. Nameless, hmm?
539
00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:09,721
Yes.
540
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,612
But am I nameless one or two?
541
00:22:12,681 --> 00:22:14,948
You're always number one for me.
542
00:22:15,017 --> 00:22:17,884
Aha. Then how is it that
Nameless two has my tractor?
543
00:22:17,953 --> 00:22:19,898
Sit down. Let me tell you.
544
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:23,057
You see, I bought this
Tractor for you birthday,
545
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:24,691
And I had it delivered to them,
546
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,193
And it was his birthday, too,
547
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,562
And now he is dancing,
And you are not,
548
00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:30,564
And the music is coming
Out of the wheels.
549
00:22:30,632 --> 00:22:31,792
Yes, yes, I've heard.
550
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,311
Well, you can just go over there
551
00:22:33,335 --> 00:22:34,935
And get my tractor back.
552
00:22:35,003 --> 00:22:36,937
Well, I tried, but
It didn't work.
553
00:22:37,005 --> 00:22:39,306
Then I'll do it myself.
554
00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:40,685
Hello, mr. Douglas.
555
00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:43,610
Hi, there, mr. Nameless...
Uh, I mean, mr. Ziffel.
556
00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:45,312
I came over here to talk to you
557
00:22:45,381 --> 00:22:46,813
About this tractor
That my wife...
558
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:48,560
Ohh, she told you, huh?
559
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:49,616
Yes, she did.
560
00:22:49,685 --> 00:22:51,596
Well, bless her little heart.
561
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,398
And yours, too, mr. Douglas.
562
00:22:53,422 --> 00:22:54,933
You know, this tractor
563
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,868
Is like the answer
To my prayers.
564
00:22:56,892 --> 00:22:57,824
Yes, but mr. Ziffel...
565
00:22:57,893 --> 00:22:58,903
Oh, you don't know
566
00:22:58,927 --> 00:23:00,072
How things have been with me.
567
00:23:00,096 --> 00:23:01,339
They've been very bad.
568
00:23:01,363 --> 00:23:02,363
Well, I'm sorry...
569
00:23:02,398 --> 00:23:03,908
Doris, you know,
She's slowed down
570
00:23:03,932 --> 00:23:06,010
And couldn't pull a
Plow like she used to.
571
00:23:06,034 --> 00:23:07,546
I haven't been able to plant
572
00:23:07,570 --> 00:23:09,181
But half of my acreage.
573
00:23:09,205 --> 00:23:11,516
I couldn't meet my
Mortgage payments,
574
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:13,017
And now, with your gift,
575
00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:14,953
Why, I'll be out of
The red in no time.
576
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,176
This is what I wanted to...
577
00:23:16,245 --> 00:23:18,290
And I'll be able to buy
Doris some of the things
578
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,546
I've been denyin' her.
579
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:22,048
I can get arnold a new crib,
580
00:23:22,118 --> 00:23:24,251
And maybe a color tv.
581
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,719
That'll be wonderful. But mr...
582
00:23:25,787 --> 00:23:27,787
And all because
You and the missus
583
00:23:27,856 --> 00:23:28,967
Have such big hearts.
584
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,390
No, we really...
585
00:23:30,459 --> 00:23:32,692
Bless you, mr. Douglas.
Bless you, sir.
586
00:23:32,761 --> 00:23:35,295
And anytime you
Want to borrow it,
587
00:23:35,364 --> 00:23:36,930
You just come right on.
588
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,776
I want you to think
Of that tractor
589
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,334
As your very own.
590
00:23:41,937 --> 00:23:43,715
Well, at least you can use it
591
00:23:43,739 --> 00:23:44,882
Whenever you want to.
592
00:23:44,906 --> 00:23:46,751
It's going to be
Like it's your own.
593
00:23:46,775 --> 00:23:48,708
Oh, it's not like having my own,
594
00:23:48,777 --> 00:23:50,477
But at least I want to thank you
595
00:23:50,546 --> 00:23:52,412
For having the thought
Of giving me a tractor.
596
00:23:52,481 --> 00:23:53,525
Oh, you're welcome.
597
00:23:53,549 --> 00:23:54,881
It was very thoughtful of you.
598
00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:56,161
No, it was nothing.
599
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,118
You picked it out
All by yourself?
600
00:23:58,187 --> 00:23:59,419
Yes.
601
00:23:59,488 --> 00:24:01,522
And the stereo...
That was your idea?
602
00:24:01,590 --> 00:24:03,201
Music out of each wheel.
603
00:24:03,225 --> 00:24:05,425
Mm. And the air conditioning.
604
00:24:05,494 --> 00:24:08,162
And the 2-way radio.
605
00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:10,497
It was a beautiful tractor.
606
00:24:10,566 --> 00:24:12,599
Yes. Then why in...
607
00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:15,802
Why did you have to
Give it to mr. Ziffel?!
608
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,672
I'm never going to
Hear the end of this.
609
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:21,642
What kind of a mallethead
Would do a think like that?
610
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,877
Before you get real mad,
611
00:24:23,945 --> 00:24:26,346
You want to give me
A happy birthday kiss?
612
00:24:28,484 --> 00:24:29,583
Well...
613
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,256
It's not like having
Your own tractor...
614
00:24:43,098 --> 00:24:44,498
It's hard to believe
615
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:47,033
That you are 81
Years older than I am.
616
00:24:57,446 --> 00:25:00,380
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