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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:05,566 --> 00:02:06,400 [WOMEN BICKERING] 2 00:02:06,425 --> 00:02:07,941 - [WOMEN BICKERING] - Good morning. 3 00:02:07,966 --> 00:02:09,049 [WOMEN BICKERING] 4 00:02:09,074 --> 00:02:10,909 My son can't sleep peacefully... 5 00:02:10,988 --> 00:02:12,697 amidst the constant bickering of women. 6 00:02:12,722 --> 00:02:15,019 [WOMEN BICKERING] 7 00:02:15,044 --> 00:02:16,573 When there's lightning... 8 00:02:16,613 --> 00:02:19,800 it illuminates first, followed by thunder. 9 00:02:19,825 --> 00:02:22,283 But in this house, bickering starts first... 10 00:02:22,424 --> 00:02:23,758 and is then followed by sunrise. 11 00:02:23,865 --> 00:02:25,198 [WOMEN BICKERING] 12 00:02:26,316 --> 00:02:28,149 - He's my son Chintan. - [WOMEN BICKERING] 13 00:02:28,453 --> 00:02:31,412 He's trying hard to escape from all this. 14 00:02:31,476 --> 00:02:33,143 But he won't be able to do so. No. 15 00:02:33,399 --> 00:02:35,733 [WOMEN BICKERING] 16 00:02:35,768 --> 00:02:38,976 [WOMEN BICKERING] 17 00:02:40,605 --> 00:02:42,147 Get this repaired at once! 18 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,355 My complaints are always ignored in this house! 19 00:02:45,604 --> 00:02:48,979 Had my son been alive today, he would have got it repaired. 20 00:02:49,357 --> 00:02:50,815 She's my mom. 21 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:53,456 And I'm her kiddo. 22 00:02:53,496 --> 00:02:54,780 [WHISTLING] 23 00:02:54,805 --> 00:02:56,930 Meghna, shall I lay your breakfast? 24 00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:58,524 Have you bathed? 25 00:02:59,219 --> 00:03:00,219 Yes, mom. 26 00:03:00,503 --> 00:03:02,378 Liar, you haven't bathed! 27 00:03:03,128 --> 00:03:05,323 Eating without having your bath will turn you into a sinner! 28 00:03:05,445 --> 00:03:07,279 This generation isn't disciplined at all! 29 00:03:07,316 --> 00:03:08,954 - Our generation... - Grandma, please! 30 00:03:09,128 --> 00:03:10,794 Can't stand two radios playing at the same time! 31 00:03:11,268 --> 00:03:12,351 Keep quiet! 32 00:03:13,156 --> 00:03:15,798 Mom, the ceiling needs immediate repairing. 33 00:03:16,044 --> 00:03:17,294 - Goggle bhai. - My radio will be repaired first! 34 00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:18,034 Goggle bhai. 35 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,940 Meghna, ask your mom if the holy offerings are ready. 36 00:03:21,156 --> 00:03:22,448 Don't misunderstand. 37 00:03:22,542 --> 00:03:25,292 He's not teasing my daughter Meghna. 38 00:03:25,488 --> 00:03:28,155 She's known by the name 'Fatakdi'... 39 00:03:28,287 --> 00:03:30,912 because she's an environment lover. 40 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:36,487 She has put a ban on bursting firecrackers in this colony. 41 00:03:36,512 --> 00:03:38,150 Be it a firecracker or a tubelight... 42 00:03:38,401 --> 00:03:39,858 the moment she sees it lit... 43 00:03:39,883 --> 00:03:41,823 she'll run to put it out. 44 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:44,414 Hey, why are you still here? 45 00:03:44,495 --> 00:03:45,495 Settle your account. 46 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,524 And stop the milk supply from tomorrow onwards. 47 00:03:46,549 --> 00:03:47,799 - But why? - Because I'm saying so. 48 00:03:48,572 --> 00:03:51,322 Don't supply milk for two days. 49 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:53,510 - We're going on a pilgrimage. - And Chintu? 50 00:03:53,535 --> 00:03:56,327 Don't worry, he'll manage on his own. 51 00:03:56,495 --> 00:03:57,563 Dad. 52 00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:00,339 Our house is full. Send a few guests here. 53 00:04:00,364 --> 00:04:02,823 - Yes. Please come. - Please come in. 54 00:04:02,848 --> 00:04:04,307 Meghna, water please. 55 00:04:05,058 --> 00:04:06,433 Goggles, clear this mess. 56 00:04:06,729 --> 00:04:09,187 - Welcome. - Thank you very much. 57 00:04:09,565 --> 00:04:12,506 [RECITING A POEM] 58 00:04:12,531 --> 00:04:14,665 [RECITING A POEM] 59 00:04:15,284 --> 00:04:16,034 Good morning. 60 00:04:16,059 --> 00:04:17,575 - Very good morning. - Are the holy offerings ready? 61 00:04:17,729 --> 00:04:18,645 Yes, of course. 62 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:20,891 - Please be seated. I'll get it right away. - Okay. Please be seated. 63 00:04:21,183 --> 00:04:22,550 Please. 64 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:24,446 - Nandu... - Greetings, uncle. 65 00:04:24,471 --> 00:04:26,846 Do attend the worship ceremony at my home. 66 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,333 Sure, uncle. 67 00:04:28,358 --> 00:04:31,017 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 68 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:32,250 Feel at home. 69 00:04:32,385 --> 00:04:33,802 Where's my key? 70 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:35,119 Bro, you're up now? 71 00:04:35,221 --> 00:04:37,221 I had turned off the fan long back. 72 00:04:37,597 --> 00:04:39,513 That's why I had to bathe even on a Sunday! 73 00:04:39,964 --> 00:04:41,798 Chintu, haven't you gone to the shop? 74 00:04:42,206 --> 00:04:43,916 Have you sold off the shop, Chintu? 75 00:04:43,941 --> 00:04:47,198 Years ago, grandma. Now it's time for this dilapidated house. 76 00:04:47,223 --> 00:04:48,556 Good morning, Chintan. 77 00:04:48,761 --> 00:04:50,886 - [RECITING A POEM] - I'm in a hurry, Chandresh bhai. 78 00:04:50,911 --> 00:04:52,675 Chintu, do update my passbook today. 79 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:54,283 - Yes. - Have your tea, Chintu. 80 00:04:54,547 --> 00:04:56,214 No, I'll have it at the shop, mom. 81 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,214 No ways, you won't have it even at the shop. 82 00:04:58,297 --> 00:04:59,381 We all are vegan from today onwards. 83 00:04:59,406 --> 00:05:00,239 It's my order. 84 00:05:00,264 --> 00:05:02,470 No more use of milk or milk products in this house. 85 00:05:02,495 --> 00:05:04,641 - Madam. - Bro, settle his account. 86 00:05:04,666 --> 00:05:06,251 - Why don't you go away? - But what's my fault? 87 00:05:06,276 --> 00:05:08,690 - She wants to stop the milk supply now! - Is it true? 88 00:05:08,715 --> 00:05:10,590 Yes, because a cow's calf has the first right on her milk. 89 00:05:10,615 --> 00:05:12,532 Shall we start milking the bullocks now? 90 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:14,686 - Stop your dominance! - Right! 91 00:05:14,713 --> 00:05:15,796 Exactly my point. 92 00:05:15,909 --> 00:05:17,367 If a baby has the right to its mother's milk... 93 00:05:17,392 --> 00:05:19,142 then the same rule applies to a calf as well. 94 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:19,904 Yes. 95 00:05:19,979 --> 00:05:21,187 - Right? - Absolutely. 96 00:05:21,427 --> 00:05:24,760 As if she's the global ambassador of the social service department! 97 00:05:24,785 --> 00:05:26,800 You'll turn weak if you don't drink milk. 98 00:05:26,855 --> 00:05:28,354 Tell her something, Chintu. 99 00:05:28,379 --> 00:05:29,588 You just keep quiet, Chintu! 100 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:32,168 Even eggs will make you strong. Why don't you start eating them? 101 00:05:32,215 --> 00:05:33,424 Pardon her, my Lord! 102 00:05:33,521 --> 00:05:35,938 Milk is also as non-vegetarian as eggs. 103 00:05:36,316 --> 00:05:37,983 - Get lost! - Bye, mom. 104 00:05:38,085 --> 00:05:40,777 - Take your lunchbox. - Let me help. 105 00:05:40,865 --> 00:05:41,906 Chintan, why don't you tell them anything? 106 00:05:41,958 --> 00:05:43,499 I've been supplying milk in this house ever since she was a baby. 107 00:05:43,524 --> 00:05:45,378 Do you think they would ever listen to me? Move off! 108 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,440 [THUD] Hey! 109 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:49,540 Mom! 110 00:05:49,598 --> 00:05:50,848 - Mom! - What happened, mom? 111 00:05:50,873 --> 00:05:51,515 What happened? 112 00:05:51,540 --> 00:05:53,223 - Mom, are you alright? - Mom! 113 00:05:53,248 --> 00:05:54,415 Meghna, bring water! 114 00:05:54,651 --> 00:05:56,376 I hope you haven't got burnt anywhere. 115 00:05:56,431 --> 00:05:57,931 Apply honey on the burn marks. 116 00:05:57,972 --> 00:06:00,930 No ways. Even honey is not a vegan product. Right? 117 00:06:02,084 --> 00:06:04,334 Don't worry, I'm fine. 118 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:08,836 The cooker wasn't opening, so I hit this tong, and... 119 00:06:08,861 --> 00:06:10,361 How could you do that, mom? 120 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:13,420 Oh, the same cooker gifted by her father on her wedding. 121 00:06:13,445 --> 00:06:15,415 What could we expect from a cheap quality cooker? 122 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:16,777 See this. Mom, ignore. 123 00:06:16,802 --> 00:06:20,344 This is my wife Sarla, the epitome of tolerance. 124 00:06:20,373 --> 00:06:22,899 My father at least gave me a pressure cooker! 125 00:06:22,985 --> 00:06:25,477 But what did you give me? Blood pressure! 126 00:06:25,502 --> 00:06:26,993 - Mom, please! - Don't argue with me! 127 00:06:27,018 --> 00:06:29,571 Why do you take orders when you can't even cook a proper meal? 128 00:06:29,596 --> 00:06:30,388 Mom, please. 129 00:06:30,511 --> 00:06:32,469 I'm not doing any melodrama like you! 130 00:06:32,535 --> 00:06:33,535 Hey! 131 00:06:34,032 --> 00:06:35,352 Don't provoke me! 132 00:06:35,377 --> 00:06:39,774 Go on, let me know how much you hate me! 133 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,133 After that, I'll give you a fitting reply! 134 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,527 You think I have hateful feelings towards you? 135 00:06:42,577 --> 00:06:43,660 Rather, it's you who hates me! 136 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:46,530 Shut up! Else, I'll throw you out of the house! 137 00:06:46,555 --> 00:06:47,930 It's said that India is.... 138 00:06:47,955 --> 00:06:49,205 - Don't forget that I also own this house! - a male dominated nation. 139 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,868 But this house is dominated only by women! 140 00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:56,266 [FAKT MAHILAO MATE] 141 00:07:08,103 --> 00:07:14,145 "My ears echo in my mind." 142 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:24,483 "My ears echo in my mind." 143 00:07:24,566 --> 00:07:28,344 "I chose to hush up for the sake of dissonance." 144 00:07:28,392 --> 00:07:36,008 "Ultimately the deal failed, and my life is at a loss." 145 00:07:36,314 --> 00:07:41,141 "Only and only for the ladies." 146 00:07:47,829 --> 00:07:49,704 "Only for the ladies." 147 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,231 "Only for the ladies!" 148 00:08:18,923 --> 00:08:21,446 [HORN HONKS] 149 00:08:30,884 --> 00:08:32,520 My respects, dad. 150 00:08:32,954 --> 00:08:34,829 Bless you, dear. 151 00:08:34,854 --> 00:08:35,979 Where had you been? 152 00:08:36,004 --> 00:08:38,254 To do charity work at the cowshed. 153 00:08:38,279 --> 00:08:39,362 Okay. 154 00:08:39,907 --> 00:08:42,549 She is fasting today for your long life. 155 00:08:42,574 --> 00:08:43,865 That's good. 156 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:48,664 [BACKGROUND MUSIC] 157 00:08:48,689 --> 00:08:49,939 - Hello. - Bhadresh bhai? 158 00:08:50,258 --> 00:08:51,258 Come in. 159 00:08:51,428 --> 00:08:53,136 - The ceremony is about to start. - Go. 160 00:08:53,249 --> 00:08:54,749 I'm here with dad. 161 00:08:55,087 --> 00:08:57,796 Do you need any help, sister-in-law? I'm here. 162 00:08:57,821 --> 00:08:58,696 Yes, please. 163 00:08:59,086 --> 00:09:01,045 - Okay, I'm coming. Let me go inside. - Go. 164 00:09:01,503 --> 00:09:02,670 - Hello. - Hello. 165 00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:04,342 Bhadresh bhai 166 00:09:04,946 --> 00:09:06,738 Did you talk to your dad? 167 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:10,555 Yesterday, we got a last offer from the redevelopment contractor. 168 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:14,954 Chintu, I won't let my house be demolished at any cost. 169 00:09:14,979 --> 00:09:16,729 Try and understand, uncle. 170 00:09:16,939 --> 00:09:18,610 You're the chairman of this colony. 171 00:09:18,635 --> 00:09:20,718 But you don't have enough space in your house. 172 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,122 Even for your ceremony today, 173 00:09:22,147 --> 00:09:25,247 you're having to accommodate your guests in the neighbours' houses. 174 00:09:25,381 --> 00:09:27,589 As a chairman... 175 00:09:27,846 --> 00:09:31,071 Listen, you will get two spacious houses in this redevelopment plan. 176 00:09:31,298 --> 00:09:33,790 Then you can invite as many guests as you want. 177 00:09:33,815 --> 00:09:34,565 Got it? 178 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:36,631 Both yours sons will have their separate rooms. 179 00:09:36,656 --> 00:09:38,364 You will get your own private room. 180 00:09:38,389 --> 00:09:39,473 Even Goggles will get his personal room. 181 00:09:39,498 --> 00:09:42,248 Everyone will then live in their respective rooms. 182 00:09:42,273 --> 00:09:44,148 But nobody will live in the house, right? 183 00:09:44,524 --> 00:09:45,509 [BELL TOLLING] 184 00:09:45,845 --> 00:09:48,512 Bhadresh bhai, please talk some sense into him. 185 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:49,762 Yes. 186 00:09:50,074 --> 00:09:51,990 You're right, dad. 187 00:09:52,015 --> 00:09:55,598 This will divide our family. 188 00:09:55,673 --> 00:09:57,589 - Correct. - What's your opinion, brother? 189 00:09:57,614 --> 00:10:00,114 Yes, of course. He's right. 190 00:10:00,289 --> 00:10:03,205 - 'Why do you talk to the walls, human?' - I'm getting late. See you in the evening. 191 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:05,730 Talking to your inner mind... He's gone! 192 00:10:07,588 --> 00:10:08,963 - Dad. - Yes? 193 00:10:09,048 --> 00:10:11,506 We've inherited your way of thinking. 194 00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:14,040 Similarly, you'll inherit this house too. 195 00:10:14,523 --> 00:10:16,981 Make a note of today's refreshments. 196 00:10:17,235 --> 00:10:19,868 [BACKGROUND CHATTER] 197 00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:23,020 Everybody, get back to work. 198 00:10:23,105 --> 00:10:24,899 Yes. 199 00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:27,876 [BACKGROUND CHATTER] 200 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,740 - Take this. - Why are you goving it to me? Move aside. 201 00:10:34,587 --> 00:10:36,670 Because we've to work for you even on a Sunday... 202 00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:38,654 and cancel all our other plans. 203 00:10:42,151 --> 00:10:43,068 Chintu. 204 00:10:43,321 --> 00:10:44,321 Chintu! 205 00:10:44,532 --> 00:10:45,865 We're not in the shop as yet. 206 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,237 Hey, why are you wearing two different footwear today? 207 00:10:48,345 --> 00:10:51,555 - Stop questioning me and go inside. - Very funny, right? 208 00:10:56,712 --> 00:10:57,503 Hey! 209 00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:59,837 - What's this? - A poster. 210 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,003 Bhadra madam? 211 00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:03,735 Our group has organized a show. 212 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,426 Newspaper ads will be expensive. 213 00:11:06,581 --> 00:11:08,081 Since your shop attracts more female customers... 214 00:11:08,142 --> 00:11:09,475 my job will be done free of cost. 215 00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:11,422 - When will you pay the rent? - [CELL PHONE RINGING] 216 00:11:11,642 --> 00:11:13,225 I paid you recently. 217 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,875 It's been three months now, Mr. Chintan. 218 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,025 Good morning. 219 00:11:17,099 --> 00:11:19,724 Welcome, Ramnik bhai. Just give me two minutes. 220 00:11:19,876 --> 00:11:21,243 [HORN HONKS] 221 00:11:21,439 --> 00:11:24,844 Well, the business is not doing well, Ms. Bhadra. 222 00:11:24,869 --> 00:11:26,578 Your business never does well... 223 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,686 especially when you see me. 224 00:11:27,711 --> 00:11:29,127 What happened now? 225 00:11:29,152 --> 00:11:30,111 I... 226 00:11:30,771 --> 00:11:31,938 recently... 227 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,357 I'm going to get married. 228 00:11:35,915 --> 00:11:38,290 Why ruin somebody else's life? 229 00:11:39,581 --> 00:11:40,456 Sorry. 230 00:11:41,766 --> 00:11:43,683 Decide to remain single like me. 231 00:11:44,196 --> 00:11:45,405 Life will be happier. 232 00:11:45,546 --> 00:11:47,129 Everything is final now. 233 00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:49,696 I'm going to Ambaji next week for the engagement ceremony. 234 00:11:49,837 --> 00:11:52,469 That's why I've overspent this month. Please try and understand. 235 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,411 I've understood you a lot, but not anymore. 236 00:11:54,721 --> 00:11:57,263 Today, I won't go empty-handed from this shop. 237 00:11:57,288 --> 00:11:59,836 - Let me pick up a few sarees. - What? 238 00:11:59,938 --> 00:12:02,157 Yes, it's the wedding season. 239 00:12:02,235 --> 00:12:04,819 I've also received a few wedding invitations. 240 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:08,079 You can take it back when money for the rent is arranged. 241 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:09,680 - We can't have enough stock! - It will remain with me as a deposit. 242 00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:10,914 - Madam, please! Jyoti! - Hmm. 243 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:11,939 Jyoti?! 244 00:12:12,345 --> 00:12:13,928 Ramnik bhai, you look different today. 245 00:12:13,953 --> 00:12:15,370 It's due to his reduced weight. 246 00:12:15,395 --> 00:12:16,604 You check on her. She might pick more sarees 247 00:12:16,629 --> 00:12:18,337 Hey, just a minute! 248 00:12:18,435 --> 00:12:20,143 Tell me which saree you want, Ms. Bhadra. 249 00:12:20,168 --> 00:12:21,584 - I'll show you. - These are no good. 250 00:12:21,609 --> 00:12:23,650 - Hey! - Those sarees look heavy. 251 00:12:23,985 --> 00:12:25,318 - This one? - Yes, the purple one. 252 00:12:26,181 --> 00:12:27,681 Last time you came only in a moustache. 253 00:12:27,723 --> 00:12:29,014 Why did you add on this wart now? 254 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,205 You won't understand. It gives depth to the character. 255 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:33,230 Idiot, warts don't grow in a week! 256 00:12:33,255 --> 00:12:34,829 Huh! 257 00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,368 - Very nice. - Solid. 258 00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:39,118 - This is the delivery of sarees. - Yes. 259 00:12:39,143 --> 00:12:40,185 Please check. 260 00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:42,501 - I trust you, Ramnik bhai. - My pleasure. 261 00:12:42,526 --> 00:12:45,026 Sir, if he's insisting, why don't you check them once? 262 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:46,818 She's right. 263 00:12:53,017 --> 00:12:55,892 Nice. This time, the quality is up to the mark. 264 00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,542 - But... - Very nice. 265 00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:58,400 But... 266 00:12:58,425 --> 00:13:00,925 Yes, Ramnik bhai. What's your billing amount? 267 00:13:02,647 --> 00:13:04,772 6... 6.5... 268 00:13:04,891 --> 00:13:07,100 6.5... 7.5... 269 00:13:07,665 --> 00:13:09,748 7.5... 12... 270 00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:11,626 - No. Reduce it. - 9... 271 00:13:11,651 --> 00:13:13,399 - 9500. - Yes. 272 00:13:13,424 --> 00:13:15,632 I remembered it. You had told me. 273 00:13:15,657 --> 00:13:17,574 Give some discount, Ramnik bhai. 274 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,763 She's right. 275 00:13:20,079 --> 00:13:22,454 He has given us at a discounted rate. 276 00:13:22,479 --> 00:13:25,555 - Correct. - Sir, please bargain a little. 277 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:28,330 I'm not a master in that art like you women. 278 00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:30,800 Here's your full payment, Ramnik bhai. 279 00:13:30,886 --> 00:13:32,345 The account is settled. 280 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,245 Correct. 281 00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:35,313 Correct? Did you say "correct"? 282 00:13:35,462 --> 00:13:37,378 Why are you wearing two different footwear? 283 00:13:37,462 --> 00:13:39,337 That's not important. 284 00:13:40,047 --> 00:13:42,172 You've come with the delivery, but how do I decide the price now? 285 00:13:42,201 --> 00:13:44,501 I've already given you the price. 286 00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:47,211 But no, you're bound to mess up my plan! 287 00:13:47,236 --> 00:13:50,069 Jyoti is my grandma's spy. I'm sure she had a doubt. 288 00:13:53,704 --> 00:13:55,662 She'll narrate everything to her mom now. 289 00:13:55,687 --> 00:13:57,395 And her mom will narrate it to my grandma. 290 00:13:57,649 --> 00:13:59,441 The battle will start again amongst the ladies. 291 00:14:00,118 --> 00:14:01,086 They started again? 292 00:14:01,129 --> 00:14:02,295 Every day, they find a new excuse to fight. 293 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,611 Every day, there's a hue and cry in the house. 294 00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:06,084 Until now, Meghna loved cottage cheese. 295 00:14:06,109 --> 00:14:08,150 But, from this morning, she has stopped milk supply in the house. 296 00:14:08,329 --> 00:14:08,829 Huh?! 297 00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:10,412 Grandma can do with the dilapidated house. 298 00:14:10,446 --> 00:14:12,163 But not with the dilapidated radio. 299 00:14:12,197 --> 00:14:14,030 She will be happy if you offer to buy her a new radio... 300 00:14:14,243 --> 00:14:16,535 but will get furious if you offer to buy her a new house. 301 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:17,811 Now, you tell me. 302 00:14:18,047 --> 00:14:21,714 Full 3 course meals are cooked in my house. 303 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,540 Now, if I marry Sneha just to add one more woman in the family... 304 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,607 Acidity will kill me! 305 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,141 Moreover, this Sneha... 306 00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:30,925 is after me to arrange a meeting between our parents... 307 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:32,649 so as to initiate the marriage talks. 308 00:14:32,699 --> 00:14:34,407 - But when... - But when will you? 309 00:14:34,985 --> 00:14:37,402 Let me book a house first. The marriage talks will be held after that. 310 00:14:37,516 --> 00:14:39,516 I'll need a huge amount of money for the deposit. 311 00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:40,957 And then the monthly instalments. 312 00:14:40,982 --> 00:14:43,773 Every time I feel I've saved enough to book a new house... 313 00:14:43,798 --> 00:14:45,506 some unexpected expenses come up. 314 00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:47,281 And all my calculations go wrong. 315 00:14:47,368 --> 00:14:50,018 Grandma's cataract surgery, Meghna's college fees. 316 00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:50,752 - Hey... - Yes? 317 00:14:50,777 --> 00:14:53,118 How much money did Ramnik bhai collect for you? 318 00:14:53,806 --> 00:14:55,431 84,832 rupees. 319 00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:57,974 You won't even get this room for that amount. 320 00:15:00,008 --> 00:15:01,157 He... 321 00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:08,597 Weren't you inside?! 322 00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:15,059 Idiot! Get lost! 323 00:15:21,706 --> 00:15:22,831 Coming. 324 00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:26,952 Move aside, I need to go to the washroom! 325 00:15:29,092 --> 00:15:30,772 Whose house have I entered? 326 00:15:33,181 --> 00:15:34,223 Meghna. 327 00:15:34,306 --> 00:15:36,098 - This chair has been found. - What? 328 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,827 It was hidden beneath the pile of clothes. 329 00:15:42,845 --> 00:15:46,262 This is called a beautiful and perfect house! 330 00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:47,303 Hmm. 331 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,407 Oh no! 332 00:15:50,696 --> 00:15:54,029 You go to the washroom and take a shower please. 333 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,845 - Is Chintan home? - Yes, mom. 334 00:15:56,837 --> 00:15:57,879 Hey! 335 00:15:59,806 --> 00:16:02,165 [FOOTSTEPS] 336 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,637 Sarla... 337 00:16:03,998 --> 00:16:06,582 I've chopped the tomatoes. Tell me if there's anything else to do. 338 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:13,199 Mom, will you please pound this chutney for me? 339 00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:14,641 Sure, why not. 340 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,907 Oh no! 341 00:16:19,759 --> 00:16:23,134 I've told you so many times to repair the ceiling. 342 00:16:23,159 --> 00:16:25,610 It doesn't look good when we have guests in the house. 343 00:16:27,189 --> 00:16:28,772 Are you alright? 344 00:16:30,647 --> 00:16:31,689 Give this to me. 345 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,480 Give me everything. 346 00:16:33,565 --> 00:16:35,107 Now go and take a shower. 347 00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:39,591 Don't let Meghna know about the cow's milk. 348 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:44,240 Are you comfortable doing this, mom? Or else... 349 00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:47,392 Don't worry, I've mastered the art of pounding. 350 00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:48,821 What's going on in this house? 351 00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:51,274 Why are you still here? Go, take a shower. 352 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,053 Come on! 353 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,368 Hey! 354 00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:59,001 What was making you so happy? 355 00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:02,290 I felt like pounding you instead of the chutney! 356 00:17:02,315 --> 00:17:05,482 But you offered me a helping hand. 357 00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:06,211 - That's why... - Enough. 358 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,095 I know all your excuses to shirk from work! 359 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:09,797 Who do you think does all the chores in the house? 360 00:17:09,845 --> 00:17:12,637 - You, of course. Only you do everything. - Ladies, not now! Please! 361 00:17:12,688 --> 00:17:14,480 Behave normally for the sake of the to-be bride's family! 362 00:17:14,505 --> 00:17:16,338 - Please! - Reason with your mother! 363 00:17:16,363 --> 00:17:17,738 This is for both of you! 364 00:17:18,556 --> 00:17:20,723 They're here. Remember what I said? 365 00:17:21,723 --> 00:17:22,219 - Normal. - Yes. 366 00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:23,286 - Grandma? - Yes. 367 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,868 Okay, bye. 368 00:17:25,204 --> 00:17:27,314 [KNOCK ON THE DOOR] 369 00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:33,657 Oh, it's you, Jhaver aunty! 370 00:17:33,682 --> 00:17:35,307 You had a blast this morning, right? 371 00:17:35,332 --> 00:17:36,207 Yeah, the cooker. 372 00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:37,691 Yes. So I brought one for you. 373 00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:39,257 Okay, thank you. See you. 374 00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:40,868 Hey! 375 00:17:42,485 --> 00:17:43,776 Where are you, grandma? 376 00:17:44,722 --> 00:17:47,139 - Is it true, Jhaver? - Yes. 377 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:50,279 Jyoti told him to bargain. 378 00:17:50,685 --> 00:17:51,727 But he didn't listen. 379 00:17:52,099 --> 00:17:56,352 If this continues, you will be ruined, grandma. 380 00:17:56,384 --> 00:17:59,717 Just last night, I had a dream that the business was ruined. 381 00:17:59,742 --> 00:18:01,290 - Really? - Yes. - They are here! 382 00:18:01,353 --> 00:18:02,353 Who's expected at this hour? 383 00:18:02,378 --> 00:18:04,211 - Hey, mom. - Chintu, I received your complaint. 384 00:18:04,236 --> 00:18:06,153 Grandma, not now! Please behave normally! 385 00:18:06,195 --> 00:18:07,945 Why are you so excited? 386 00:18:07,991 --> 00:18:10,907 Chintu, I've ironed your red shirt. Wear that. 387 00:18:10,932 --> 00:18:14,224 But why would I wear a red shirt at home? That too, at night? 388 00:18:14,249 --> 00:18:16,454 You look handsome in that shirt. Come on. 389 00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:18,104 Do you mean I don't look good otherwise? 390 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,681 Please, come now. 391 00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:22,079 Go and get ready quickly. 392 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,652 - Hey, mom. - They're here. Behave normally. 393 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:28,225 Welcome. 394 00:18:28,309 --> 00:18:29,434 - Welcome. - Please come in. 395 00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:31,571 I hope you found the house easily. 396 00:18:31,725 --> 00:18:33,477 Actually, the GPS had shown a wrong direction. 397 00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:35,793 Yes. But your neighbours were kind enough to guide us. 398 00:18:36,212 --> 00:18:36,790 Mom. 399 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,773 - Greetings. - Greetings. 400 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,493 Please excuse me. 401 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:43,923 - Please come in. - Yes. 402 00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:48,587 Aren't you ready as yet? 403 00:18:48,902 --> 00:18:50,652 You hid such a big matter from me? 404 00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:52,802 You should have at least given me a hint about the marriage proposal. 405 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:57,211 - I thought you'd create a ruckus, so... - Oh, come on! 406 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,986 Why would I do that? 407 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,014 In fact, if you had given me a hint... 408 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,514 I'd have brought some sweets. 409 00:19:02,688 --> 00:19:04,355 Shall I go quickly and get it? 410 00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:05,969 Only the minimum quantity? 411 00:19:05,994 --> 00:19:08,453 Yes. But I hope you have no objection. 412 00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:09,770 Why would I object? 413 00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:11,739 I mean, let's meet them. 414 00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:14,669 If the boy is really nice, then I have no objection. 415 00:19:15,664 --> 00:19:17,269 - Boy? - Yes. 416 00:19:17,431 --> 00:19:20,181 He should be earning well. No bad habits. 417 00:19:20,423 --> 00:19:22,173 If the family is loving and understanding like you, 418 00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:23,805 we will finalize everything right now. 419 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,376 Oh no! Will you marry a boy now? 420 00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:27,366 - Yes, of course. - What?! 421 00:19:27,574 --> 00:19:28,282 What?! 422 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,422 All these English movies have spoiled you! 423 00:19:32,461 --> 00:19:33,628 Wait a minute. 424 00:19:33,961 --> 00:19:35,953 They are here with a marriage proposal for Meghna, right? 425 00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:38,692 You! 426 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:42,560 Charu, why don't you try this steamed rice dish at home? 427 00:19:42,887 --> 00:19:43,762 Sure. 428 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,922 Will you please give me the recipe? 429 00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:48,328 Let us meet your daughter first. 430 00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:51,253 She must be on her way. 431 00:19:51,396 --> 00:19:52,729 I'm sure she didn't get a place to park in this area. 432 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:53,950 Maybe that's why she has had to go a bit far. 433 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,475 Be vigilant! Girls have advanced a lot nowadays. 434 00:19:56,681 --> 00:19:57,681 Grandma. 435 00:19:58,146 --> 00:19:59,099 [LAUGHING] 436 00:19:59,271 --> 00:20:01,380 Mom, send them away. 437 00:20:01,469 --> 00:20:03,511 Have you already chosen a girl? 438 00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:04,864 No. 439 00:20:05,199 --> 00:20:06,908 Then... a boy? 440 00:20:07,768 --> 00:20:09,143 - Move off! - Listen! 441 00:20:10,385 --> 00:20:11,135 Chintu! 442 00:20:16,255 --> 00:20:17,755 She's my Sneha. 443 00:20:17,945 --> 00:20:19,028 - Greetings. - Greetings. 444 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,679 - Shall we go ahead? - Huh?! 445 00:20:25,043 --> 00:20:27,585 Stop dreaming about love marriage and say 'yes' for her. 446 00:20:28,474 --> 00:20:31,474 Wooing such a beautiful girl is not your cup of tea. 447 00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:33,169 Get married. 448 00:20:33,255 --> 00:20:35,089 Whether it's 'navratri' or any other function... 449 00:20:35,114 --> 00:20:37,197 my Sneha organizes all the events. 450 00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:39,480 Wow! That's great! 451 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:40,296 In that case, we have no tension. 452 00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:43,075 She will organize all the wedding events for us as well. 453 00:20:43,654 --> 00:20:46,946 You can ask Chintan if you have anything in mind. 454 00:20:48,869 --> 00:20:50,145 No. 455 00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:53,049 Such a shy girl! 456 00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:55,352 Ever since she's here, she hasn't even uttered a word. 457 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:56,895 Is she mute? 458 00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:00,489 [LAUGHING] 459 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,723 Actually, my mother-in-law is very funny. 460 00:21:03,853 --> 00:21:04,687 I saw that. 461 00:21:06,188 --> 00:21:09,938 I think they are feeling awkward in our presence. 462 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:15,481 Chintan, please show Neha our house. 463 00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:17,635 Yes, go. 464 00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:19,708 Feel free, dear. Go. 465 00:21:26,712 --> 00:21:27,545 Yes. 466 00:21:30,153 --> 00:21:31,528 You two have a one-to-one conversation. 467 00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:33,286 Meanwhile, we will enjoy this steamed dish. 468 00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:35,286 Wow! 469 00:21:36,609 --> 00:21:38,934 Shall I serve some more? 470 00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:43,185 [CICADA CHIRPING] 471 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:57,880 - Do you know how to cook? - You'll get a tight slap! 472 00:21:58,921 --> 00:22:00,546 Asking me if I know how to cook! 473 00:22:01,249 --> 00:22:03,249 Hey Rahul, what behaviour is this? 474 00:22:04,126 --> 00:22:05,668 What are you doing? 475 00:22:05,863 --> 00:22:08,404 - Stop... stop... - This is how it should be done. 476 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,613 - What? - Don't ask me! 477 00:22:12,885 --> 00:22:14,593 I was dumbstruck! 478 00:22:15,205 --> 00:22:16,622 - Check my pulse! - Let me... 479 00:22:16,647 --> 00:22:17,973 Hey! 480 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:22,669 What was this? Can you please explain? 481 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,439 - I am waiting. - No, I won't... 482 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,261 This is how it should be done. 483 00:22:44,003 --> 00:22:45,503 You're on track now. 484 00:22:45,934 --> 00:22:48,518 I was quite sure that you'd wear this red shirt. 485 00:22:48,789 --> 00:22:50,414 Are you thinking about all this? 486 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,106 Happy anniversary! 487 00:22:55,325 --> 00:22:56,325 Wait a minute. 488 00:22:57,194 --> 00:22:59,653 Did you do all this to celebrate the anniversary? 489 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:01,630 Wait a minute. 490 00:23:02,825 --> 00:23:04,474 [SIGHS] 491 00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,216 I did all this to make sure that, in future... 492 00:23:07,241 --> 00:23:09,574 we can celebrate all our anniversaries together. 493 00:23:09,599 --> 00:23:11,770 - But your parents are... - I had told you. 494 00:23:11,853 --> 00:23:14,312 My parents are looking for a match for me. 495 00:23:14,614 --> 00:23:19,200 Your mom had given your photo to a broker... 496 00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:22,225 which, in turn, landed up with my parents. 497 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:23,901 By the way... 498 00:23:24,232 --> 00:23:28,024 no girl will ever give her consent on seeing that photo of yours. 499 00:23:28,515 --> 00:23:29,807 Then why did you? 500 00:23:33,005 --> 00:23:36,512 You told me that your grandma is very orthodox. 501 00:23:36,537 --> 00:23:38,537 And she will never agree for love marriage. 502 00:23:38,565 --> 00:23:39,940 So I gave my consent. 503 00:23:40,693 --> 00:23:44,818 Now, this is the best plan to convert our love marriage into an arranged marriage. 504 00:23:45,159 --> 00:23:47,409 You also pretend that you don't know me. 505 00:23:47,434 --> 00:23:49,434 - This is the best plan. - No way, Sneha. 506 00:23:50,036 --> 00:23:50,953 Listen. 507 00:23:51,193 --> 00:23:53,777 Honestly, I can't do this drama at present. 508 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,059 I see. 509 00:23:55,499 --> 00:23:56,957 You can't opt for arranged marriage. 510 00:23:56,982 --> 00:23:59,398 And your family will not allow you to go for a love marriage. 511 00:23:59,719 --> 00:24:01,344 I want a straightforward reply. 512 00:24:01,369 --> 00:24:03,012 Do you wish to live with me or not? 513 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,942 Of course I want to. 514 00:24:05,382 --> 00:24:06,590 But not in this house. 515 00:24:07,286 --> 00:24:11,203 Sneha, this house really suffocates me. 516 00:24:11,888 --> 00:24:14,805 During the monsoon, all the walls here get damp. 517 00:24:15,114 --> 00:24:17,781 And the ceiling plaster keeps raining down throughout the year. 518 00:24:18,265 --> 00:24:20,848 There's no proper bedding in the house. And the beds are fragile enough... 519 00:24:20,873 --> 00:24:22,623 to break at a single scream from grandma. 520 00:24:22,692 --> 00:24:23,692 And these neighbours! 521 00:24:23,768 --> 00:24:26,268 They come inside the house anytime. 522 00:24:26,297 --> 00:24:29,137 Chintan, every family faces such types of problems in life. 523 00:24:29,162 --> 00:24:30,454 What's the big issue? 524 00:24:30,974 --> 00:24:34,516 But there can't be one helpless man stuck amongst three women in a house. 525 00:24:36,322 --> 00:24:38,364 Like a referee, I've spent my entire life... 526 00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:40,286 amidst these three women from three different generations. 527 00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:41,894 Will one more player be added now? 528 00:24:43,802 --> 00:24:45,716 [SIGHS] 529 00:24:46,747 --> 00:24:48,580 Things would have been different had my father been alive. 530 00:24:51,332 --> 00:24:55,505 See, I've calculated everything. We will immediately... 531 00:24:55,543 --> 00:24:57,751 I don't want to see all this, Chintan. 532 00:25:01,607 --> 00:25:04,232 I've been waiting since the past 4 years. 533 00:25:05,989 --> 00:25:07,906 I'm going to give my consent now. 534 00:25:09,994 --> 00:25:12,452 If you love me, you too will give your consent. 535 00:25:13,091 --> 00:25:14,091 Or else... 536 00:25:29,169 --> 00:25:31,724 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 537 00:25:35,396 --> 00:25:36,354 Yes. 538 00:25:36,896 --> 00:25:38,755 [APPLAUSE] 539 00:25:43,723 --> 00:25:46,265 Chintan, you also say something. 540 00:25:47,158 --> 00:25:48,637 Well... 541 00:25:59,837 --> 00:26:00,879 No. 542 00:26:01,432 --> 00:26:02,474 I mean... 543 00:26:02,939 --> 00:26:04,481 I am not sure. 544 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,148 I need some time. 545 00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,109 He's right. 546 00:26:12,325 --> 00:26:15,783 You can't take such an important decision in haste. 547 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,734 It'd be better if they spend some time together... 548 00:26:18,759 --> 00:26:21,967 know each other a little more and then take a decision. 549 00:26:21,992 --> 00:26:22,867 That's true. 550 00:26:22,934 --> 00:26:25,892 In our times, match making was done in childhood. 551 00:26:26,611 --> 00:26:29,611 In our times, it was soon after birth. And I believe that was a good custom. 552 00:26:29,636 --> 00:26:30,469 Grandma! 553 00:26:33,982 --> 00:26:35,566 Actually, my mother-in-law is very funny. 554 00:26:35,649 --> 00:26:37,357 Yes, I've seen that. 555 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:41,440 Okay, we'll take your leave now. 556 00:26:41,843 --> 00:26:43,544 - My respects. - My respects. 557 00:26:46,068 --> 00:26:49,005 [INAUDIBLE] 558 00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:25,044 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 559 00:27:25,466 --> 00:27:27,325 [WOMEN BICKERING] 560 00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:29,225 [WOMEN BICKERING] 561 00:27:29,306 --> 00:27:30,556 [WOMEN BICKERING] 562 00:27:30,581 --> 00:27:32,122 [WOMEN BICKERING] 563 00:27:32,147 --> 00:27:34,067 - Put it down! Don't play with the radio! - No! 564 00:27:34,146 --> 00:27:36,434 - I said put it down! - Grandma, please sit down! 565 00:27:36,459 --> 00:27:38,001 - Meghna, put it down! - I won't give it! 566 00:27:38,026 --> 00:27:38,985 - Leave it, I say! - Promise me... 567 00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:40,083 that you won't bring milk in the house. 568 00:27:40,108 --> 00:27:40,816 - We will... - Grandma. 569 00:27:40,888 --> 00:27:44,778 And we'll bring litres of milk both for drinking and cleansing! 570 00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:45,518 What will you do? 571 00:27:45,543 --> 00:27:47,626 - I will drop this... - Hey, stop her! 572 00:27:47,651 --> 00:27:49,151 - Please sit down, grandma! - [WOMEN BICKERING] 573 00:27:49,176 --> 00:27:50,926 Those people have turned on the fairy lights again! 574 00:27:50,951 --> 00:27:52,993 Why do they want to waste electricity? 575 00:27:53,096 --> 00:27:54,997 Please stop her! 576 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,196 My radio! 577 00:28:03,687 --> 00:28:05,520 Jhaver, catch her! Go! 578 00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:07,212 - Bro, take care. - Stop! 579 00:28:07,237 --> 00:28:09,196 Meghna, stop! 580 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,895 - I said stop! Come back, Meghna! - Meghna! 581 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,920 See, your daughter has broken my radio! 582 00:28:14,991 --> 00:28:15,949 My daughter? 583 00:28:15,974 --> 00:28:18,058 - Isn't she your granddaughter? - No! 584 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:21,321 She has never ever catered to me! 585 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,317 All this is because of your pampering! She has gone out of hand now! 586 00:28:24,342 --> 00:28:26,008 - I pamper her? - Yes, of course! 587 00:28:26,096 --> 00:28:28,429 Why blame me for everything? 588 00:28:28,482 --> 00:28:30,200 This Meghna has removed the fuse once again! 589 00:28:30,225 --> 00:28:31,308 What the hell? 590 00:28:31,357 --> 00:28:33,341 [BACKGROUND LAUGHTER] 591 00:28:33,575 --> 00:28:36,825 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 592 00:28:54,552 --> 00:28:56,591 [CICADA CHIRPING] 593 00:29:03,094 --> 00:29:04,261 Watchman! 594 00:29:28,005 --> 00:29:31,349 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 595 00:29:55,904 --> 00:29:58,036 [MESSAGE RECEIVED TONE] 596 00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:19,818 What was wrong in this photo? 597 00:30:19,843 --> 00:30:21,739 I looked like a monkey. 598 00:30:21,764 --> 00:30:23,306 That's how you look. 599 00:30:25,926 --> 00:30:27,676 This is our first photo together. 600 00:30:28,404 --> 00:30:31,779 And the first memory should be perfect. 601 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:33,606 We are not perfect. 602 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:35,506 So how can we expect the photo to be perfect? 603 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,672 Do you mean to say we aren't perfect for each other? 604 00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:40,992 We are perfect for each other. But we aren't perfect ourselves. 605 00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:43,470 You're like a sour lemon, and I'm like sweet sugar. 606 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,672 That's what makes lemonade. 607 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,458 Give it to me - let me try. 608 00:30:52,466 --> 00:30:54,184 This is very common nowadays. 609 00:31:03,052 --> 00:31:03,843 See this. 610 00:31:04,385 --> 00:31:06,093 Perfectly imperfect. 611 00:31:08,728 --> 00:31:10,061 Don't tear it now. 612 00:31:23,567 --> 00:31:24,983 Our first memory. 613 00:31:25,982 --> 00:31:27,440 Don't forget the anniversary. 614 00:31:27,705 --> 00:31:29,747 I'll have to suffer this for an entire year! 615 00:31:36,708 --> 00:31:38,833 [BIKE HONKING] 616 00:31:44,906 --> 00:31:45,864 Blanket. 617 00:32:03,013 --> 00:32:04,722 Where are we going? 618 00:32:04,747 --> 00:32:06,122 I'm going for an event. 619 00:32:06,503 --> 00:32:07,794 So early in the morning? 620 00:32:09,289 --> 00:32:11,372 A Romeo was loitering near my house. 621 00:32:11,616 --> 00:32:14,699 I had to shoo him away before my parents could find out. 622 00:32:16,828 --> 00:32:18,411 - Sorry, Sneha. - Sorry? 623 00:32:19,409 --> 00:32:21,284 At times, you'd come near my house... 624 00:32:21,312 --> 00:32:22,937 to woo me, and now to cajole me. 625 00:32:23,177 --> 00:32:25,469 Do one thing - just keep trying. 626 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,685 But never come to the point. 627 00:32:26,766 --> 00:32:28,266 Give me some time to come to the point. 628 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:32,666 You suddenly came to my house with your parents... 629 00:32:32,691 --> 00:32:33,997 and I was dumbstruck. 630 00:32:34,054 --> 00:32:36,845 It was a surprise, and not a shock to make you dumbstruck. 631 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:39,286 I doubt your intentions now. 632 00:32:39,311 --> 00:32:41,020 I do want to marry you, Sneha. 633 00:32:41,045 --> 00:32:42,087 Really? When? 634 00:32:42,263 --> 00:32:43,179 At the earliest. 635 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,591 I'm burdened with responsibilities at present. 636 00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:49,283 Marriage means sharing responsibilities. 637 00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:54,169 Let me settle a few of my problems. 638 00:32:54,283 --> 00:32:55,294 Then we'll settle down in marriage. 639 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:58,041 What do you want to settle? Everything is settled. 640 00:32:58,809 --> 00:33:01,767 Your shop is settled, your family members are so nice. 641 00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:03,815 - Your grandma... - She's a gone case. 642 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:04,924 She's funny. 643 00:33:05,307 --> 00:33:06,557 - Your sister is very much... - She's a step ahead of grandma. 644 00:33:06,592 --> 00:33:07,634 She's matured. 645 00:33:07,848 --> 00:33:09,223 - And your mom.... - She's a semi-gone case. 646 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:10,880 She's very understanding by nature, Chintan. 647 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,575 Peep into your own heart before pointing fingers at others. 648 00:33:17,544 --> 00:33:20,128 Try to understand the situation, Sneha. 649 00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:21,417 Had dad been alive, then grandma... 650 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,000 Stop complaining about your dad's absence. 651 00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:24,792 No, I didn't mean that. 652 00:33:25,075 --> 00:33:26,867 I just need some time. 653 00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:28,903 Get down. 654 00:33:31,570 --> 00:33:34,653 I won't force you to marry me, Chintan. 655 00:33:34,974 --> 00:33:37,426 The way I can't force you... 656 00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:40,416 even you can't force me to wait without any solid reason. 657 00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:43,937 Instead of forcing each other, let's sit and talk. 658 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:46,239 Meet me in the evening. 659 00:33:46,864 --> 00:33:47,780 Okay. 660 00:33:48,607 --> 00:33:49,648 Blanket! 661 00:34:02,114 --> 00:34:02,947 Not now... 662 00:34:03,281 --> 00:34:04,156 not now... 663 00:34:04,463 --> 00:34:05,463 not now... 664 00:34:05,685 --> 00:34:06,727 Laugh now! 665 00:34:08,586 --> 00:34:09,458 - Very good! - No, No. 666 00:34:09,486 --> 00:34:11,445 This is very highly unprofessional! 667 00:34:11,693 --> 00:34:14,458 Hand the phone to your boss! I want to talk to him! 668 00:34:14,574 --> 00:34:16,157 - I don't want to talk to you! - [KNOCK ON THE DOOR] 669 00:34:16,609 --> 00:34:18,401 I said hand the phone to your boss! 670 00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,708 Chintu, where were you the entire night? 671 00:34:20,733 --> 00:34:22,108 - What do you mean by "sorry"? - What happened? Is everything alright? 672 00:34:22,146 --> 00:34:24,146 Will your "sorry" bring back someone to life? 673 00:34:24,255 --> 00:34:26,840 - Is grandma alright? Grandma. - That's right. 674 00:34:26,971 --> 00:34:29,554 - No... - No need. I will go walking. 675 00:34:29,687 --> 00:34:31,312 - No, you just... - Where do you want to go? Sit down. 676 00:34:31,413 --> 00:34:33,705 - Will anybody tell me what has happened? - You please speak with my lawyer. 677 00:34:33,741 --> 00:34:35,075 Yes, you please talk to my lawyer now. 678 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:37,200 Why do you add to my expenses? 679 00:34:37,247 --> 00:34:38,247 Tell me what has happened. 680 00:34:38,357 --> 00:34:40,450 We had booked a cab for the pilgrimage. 681 00:34:40,475 --> 00:34:42,559 Now the cab driver has cancelled our booking at the last moment. 682 00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:44,672 - Why? - To hell with him! 683 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:47,541 - I'll go walking. - Sit down, grandma. 684 00:34:47,927 --> 00:34:49,552 I'll book another cab for tomorrow. 685 00:34:49,577 --> 00:34:52,493 I've checked everything. The prices have gone high now. 686 00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:53,958 7500!? 687 00:34:54,097 --> 00:34:56,847 Don't over react. I'll go walking. 688 00:34:56,961 --> 00:34:59,003 You'll arrive there after 6 months. Instead, sit down. 689 00:34:59,062 --> 00:35:00,437 At least I will reach there one day. 690 00:35:00,612 --> 00:35:02,570 Do one thing: check bus availability. 691 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,766 - Yes. - Bus? 692 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:08,270 Go on! Go on saving money! 693 00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:10,151 When the bus meets with an accident... 694 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,020 use the same money for the prayer meet after my death. 695 00:35:13,052 --> 00:35:14,385 What are you saying? 696 00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:17,177 But don't call Gomati. 697 00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:18,341 She didn't call me... 698 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,512 - when her father-in-law died. - Chintu... 699 00:35:19,694 --> 00:35:22,486 - listen. - What was the reason she gave me? 700 00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:24,970 I've spoken to Chandresh bhai. 701 00:35:25,154 --> 00:35:27,387 Take his car, drive us to Ambaji... 702 00:35:27,412 --> 00:35:28,787 and end this chapter. 703 00:35:28,812 --> 00:35:30,729 Yes, take this. 704 00:35:30,848 --> 00:35:33,431 - Next time, fill up the fuel tank. Okay? - Take it back. 705 00:35:33,481 --> 00:35:36,148 How can I join you all? I've a lot of work to do at the shop. 706 00:35:36,173 --> 00:35:37,798 I've spoken to Jyoti. 707 00:35:37,841 --> 00:35:40,257 She will take care of the shop in your absence. 708 00:35:40,546 --> 00:35:41,880 Anyways, she was telling me... 709 00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:44,272 that you spend less time at the shop and more outside. 710 00:35:44,297 --> 00:35:46,297 - Right, man. Take it. - How can I... 711 00:35:46,322 --> 00:35:47,655 I can't adjust, mom. 712 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,130 Leave it. I will go walking. 713 00:35:49,294 --> 00:35:50,211 Yes, grandma. 714 00:35:50,265 --> 00:35:53,140 You please start walking. Because I won't join you all. 715 00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:55,250 Wow! 716 00:35:56,106 --> 00:35:58,481 Nobody in this house cares for me! 717 00:35:58,622 --> 00:36:00,455 - God, she started it! - Let the neighbours gossip... 718 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,063 that even when a young driver was available at home... 719 00:36:02,088 --> 00:36:04,255 I had to go by bus all alone! 720 00:36:06,404 --> 00:36:08,341 Take the example of Shravan Kumar. 721 00:36:08,426 --> 00:36:11,509 Shravan Kumar carried his parents on his shoulders... 722 00:36:11,534 --> 00:36:13,284 and visited so many pilgrimage sites. 723 00:36:13,309 --> 00:36:15,351 He died in the end. 724 00:36:15,376 --> 00:36:17,376 But he earned virtues before meeting death. 725 00:36:18,778 --> 00:36:19,611 No! 726 00:36:19,961 --> 00:36:24,044 I'm not fortunate to live in AC, nor to listen to the radio! 727 00:36:24,161 --> 00:36:24,953 I am going! 728 00:36:25,015 --> 00:36:27,015 Hey, listen to this. 729 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:30,140 Even Shravan's parents died in the end, Meghna. 730 00:36:30,430 --> 00:36:33,351 Goggle, shut up and get lost! 731 00:36:33,516 --> 00:36:34,600 Relax. 732 00:36:35,523 --> 00:36:38,465 Chintu, I've packed your bags as well. Please come along. 733 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:41,115 You can perform any drama you want, but I won't go with you. 734 00:36:41,137 --> 00:36:43,178 - You must come. - I won't come. 735 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:46,411 - You are coming. - I am not coming. 736 00:36:47,825 --> 00:36:49,660 [SONG PLAYING ON CAR TAPE] 737 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:50,678 Wow! 738 00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:59,894 "Goddess has to call me, no matter if it is late." 739 00:37:00,059 --> 00:37:01,642 Chintu, please turn off the radio. 740 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:05,363 You people have broken my radio. 741 00:37:05,388 --> 00:37:07,513 Let me now listen to somebody else's radio at least. 742 00:37:07,538 --> 00:37:08,621 Of course you can listen to it. 743 00:37:08,646 --> 00:37:10,146 But don't sing. And that too with the wrong lyrics. 744 00:37:10,171 --> 00:37:11,380 Not at all. 745 00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:13,617 The lyrics are here in the book. Read it. 746 00:37:13,784 --> 00:37:16,200 Jhaver and I sing the same song in the colony. 747 00:37:18,746 --> 00:37:19,705 Meghna. 748 00:37:20,019 --> 00:37:22,144 Meghna, tell Chintu to stop the car. 749 00:37:24,261 --> 00:37:25,970 What are you doing, mom? 750 00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:27,411 Can't you see I am busy? 751 00:37:27,582 --> 00:37:28,874 Busy, my foot! 752 00:37:29,863 --> 00:37:30,988 Stop overacting. 753 00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:33,860 She's always lost with those earphones around. 754 00:37:34,092 --> 00:37:36,008 Tell Chintu to stop the car. 755 00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:38,423 What happened? All okay? 756 00:37:38,448 --> 00:37:40,441 Stop the car. I want to use the washroom. 757 00:37:40,490 --> 00:37:41,949 There's no washroom around. 758 00:37:42,076 --> 00:37:43,243 I will use the open space. 759 00:37:43,378 --> 00:37:45,086 That's our childhood habit. 760 00:37:45,111 --> 00:37:48,597 Yuck, there are no manners in your generation! 761 00:37:48,714 --> 00:37:50,005 Keep quiet! 762 00:37:50,317 --> 00:37:52,734 Pee and poop are natural fertilizers. 763 00:37:52,759 --> 00:37:55,410 We give water and fertilizers to the land. 764 00:37:55,435 --> 00:37:58,060 And it gives back to us fruits and veggies. 765 00:37:58,085 --> 00:38:01,419 It's a kind of give and take relation with nature. 766 00:38:02,528 --> 00:38:05,070 - Give it like this... - Hey, mom. 767 00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,925 I'd have urinated here. What are you doing? 768 00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:09,575 Why did you stop all of a sudden? 769 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,058 I also need to attend nature's call. 770 00:38:11,184 --> 00:38:12,184 At such a place? 771 00:38:13,139 --> 00:38:14,514 Yuck, Chintu! 772 00:38:15,678 --> 00:38:17,469 Oh, no! I too want to go! 773 00:38:17,514 --> 00:38:19,639 - Keep this chair over there. - [CELL PHONE RINGING] 774 00:38:20,371 --> 00:38:21,288 Hello! 775 00:38:22,153 --> 00:38:23,861 Sneha, I am really sorry. 776 00:38:23,944 --> 00:38:27,153 I had no choice but to drive the family to Ambaji. 777 00:38:27,341 --> 00:38:28,841 So we aren't meeting today, right? 778 00:38:29,001 --> 00:38:31,793 How can I come? They literally pulled me. 779 00:38:31,844 --> 00:38:33,886 I had no way of escape. 780 00:38:33,943 --> 00:38:35,235 Once again your false excuses! 781 00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:37,204 No, it is not. I mean it. 782 00:38:37,496 --> 00:38:38,579 Be careful, there's a rock. 783 00:38:40,087 --> 00:38:42,045 - Slowly. - This heat is killing me! 784 00:38:42,574 --> 00:38:45,615 You feel thirsty and want to urinate frequently. 785 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,658 Why did you take the front seat? 786 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,825 Who will navigate? 787 00:38:58,329 --> 00:39:00,662 Your memory is fading now. 788 00:39:00,691 --> 00:39:02,488 Will you actually navigate to Ambaji? 789 00:39:02,621 --> 00:39:04,204 Let it be, Meghna. 790 00:39:04,301 --> 00:39:06,082 She wants to listen to the songs of her choice. 791 00:39:06,107 --> 00:39:11,440 Stop all this drama and look for Chintu. He hasn't returned as yet. 792 00:39:11,910 --> 00:39:15,933 Everybody pressurized me and emotionally blackmailed me to agree. 793 00:39:15,965 --> 00:39:18,090 That's why I'm telling you not to come to this house after marriage. 794 00:39:18,115 --> 00:39:20,157 Try and understand my situation, Sneha. 795 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,105 - Which one? - Okay, I understood. 796 00:39:26,348 --> 00:39:28,140 Shall I come to pick you up tomorrow? 797 00:39:28,182 --> 00:39:29,432 We will hang out. 798 00:39:29,723 --> 00:39:30,557 Will see. 799 00:39:31,163 --> 00:39:32,558 Bye. 800 00:39:36,621 --> 00:39:38,192 [SONG PLAYING ON CAR TAPE] 801 00:39:38,325 --> 00:39:40,159 He has kept the engine on. 802 00:39:40,559 --> 00:39:42,142 The fuel is getting wasted. 803 00:39:42,476 --> 00:39:45,226 - Let me alight and turn it off. - No, I'll manage. 804 00:39:45,332 --> 00:39:48,374 - Instead, press this accelerator. - No, grandma! No! 805 00:39:48,457 --> 00:39:51,105 - Hey, I'm gone! - Don't pull the reverse gear! 806 00:40:07,027 --> 00:40:12,402 You can afford this accident for a few hours of mental peace! 807 00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:16,402 [SONG PLAYING ON CAR TAPE] 808 00:40:34,105 --> 00:40:35,222 [TEMPLE BELL] 809 00:40:35,527 --> 00:40:37,611 I must buy a few more packets of holy offerings. 810 00:40:41,691 --> 00:40:43,858 Don't worry. Do bargain. 811 00:40:43,883 --> 00:40:45,159 [WOMEN BICKERING] 812 00:40:45,222 --> 00:40:47,055 Sir, please give me a coin. 813 00:40:47,964 --> 00:40:49,503 Take care of my footwear. 814 00:40:49,565 --> 00:40:51,159 If I get it back on my return, I will pay you. 815 00:40:51,229 --> 00:40:52,104 Okay. 816 00:40:52,214 --> 00:40:55,839 - [TEMPLE BELL] - Glory to Goddess Amba! 817 00:41:06,277 --> 00:41:14,300 "Glory to Goddess Amba!" 818 00:41:14,417 --> 00:41:20,643 "Glory to Goddess Amba!" 819 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,427 'Let me try even this option.' 820 00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:28,725 'Like you, I also fulfil the wishes of all my family members.' 821 00:41:28,963 --> 00:41:31,505 'That's what everybody expects from a son.' 822 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:33,072 'From the man of the house.' 823 00:41:33,567 --> 00:41:35,150 'I don't mind doing that.' 824 00:41:35,361 --> 00:41:37,111 'But to fulfil their wishes...' 825 00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:40,486 'I need to know the wishes of these women first.' 826 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:43,706 'Women never say what they think.' 827 00:41:43,957 --> 00:41:45,957 'And never do what they say.' 828 00:41:46,191 --> 00:41:47,857 'So what do we, the men, do now?' 829 00:41:48,794 --> 00:41:52,878 'O Goddess, please bless me with the art of reading their minds.' 830 00:41:54,129 --> 00:41:56,170 'You too are female.' 831 00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,724 'Even then, I'm asking this boon from You.' 832 00:42:10,332 --> 00:42:16,246 Say "glory to Goddess Amba"! 833 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:19,903 Here it is, sir. 834 00:42:20,012 --> 00:42:21,512 Glory to Goddess Amba! 835 00:42:21,595 --> 00:42:23,970 Glory to Goddess Amba! 836 00:42:24,053 --> 00:42:25,778 All of you say it together. 837 00:42:25,803 --> 00:42:27,470 - Glory to Goddess Amba! - Here you go. 838 00:42:27,553 --> 00:42:29,553 - All of you say it together. - 'Miser!' 839 00:42:29,578 --> 00:42:31,453 - Glory to Goddess Amba! - 'Am I a beggar, or is he?' 840 00:42:31,595 --> 00:42:34,612 Hey, don't give me this attitude! 841 00:42:34,637 --> 00:42:36,214 Be happy with what you get. 842 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,982 'Empty pocket! How will he give me anything?' 843 00:42:40,101 --> 00:42:41,476 Give it back. 844 00:42:41,501 --> 00:42:42,870 - You're not even worthy of this. - Hey. 845 00:42:42,895 --> 00:42:45,144 - What did I do? - Return my money! 846 00:42:45,169 --> 00:42:47,956 - What's this? Chintu! - Sir, please don't do this! 847 00:42:47,981 --> 00:42:49,785 This is only a one rupee coin! I gave you 2 rupees! 848 00:42:49,816 --> 00:42:51,097 - Give me one more rupee! - Leave her! 849 00:42:51,332 --> 00:42:53,123 Chintu, let it be! 850 00:42:53,242 --> 00:42:54,367 - Mom! - Hey! 851 00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:56,372 But she was abusing me! 852 00:42:56,397 --> 00:42:58,147 'This insane guy needs urgent treatment!' 853 00:42:58,203 --> 00:43:01,214 - Both you and your dad are insane! - Chintu! 854 00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,697 - Chintu, let's go! - She started it! 855 00:43:03,722 --> 00:43:05,472 - Let's go! - Bloody madcap! 856 00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:10,041 She's fast asleep, as if she's too tired after a lot of hard work! 857 00:43:10,982 --> 00:43:12,023 Sarla! 858 00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,001 Madam Sarla! 859 00:43:14,310 --> 00:43:16,976 Roll up the window panes, I'm feeling cold. 860 00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:19,846 Why don't you just close the window on your side? 861 00:43:20,052 --> 00:43:21,468 How will I throw away these peels then? 862 00:43:23,683 --> 00:43:26,891 'I first made her shut the window, and then her mouth!' 863 00:43:26,916 --> 00:43:28,541 Grandma, please. Control. 864 00:43:29,381 --> 00:43:31,048 This is the first piece of orange. 865 00:43:31,073 --> 00:43:32,073 Why control? 866 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,652 'What if this door opens all of a sudden?' 867 00:43:34,677 --> 00:43:37,427 'Suppose I fall down and get crushed under the car?' 868 00:43:38,706 --> 00:43:40,623 What are you saying, sister? 869 00:43:43,467 --> 00:43:45,258 'How mean! She kept a big box of holy offerings...' 870 00:43:45,283 --> 00:43:47,074 'separately for her maternal family!' 871 00:43:47,537 --> 00:43:49,621 Grandma, mom, please don't react! 872 00:43:49,949 --> 00:43:50,949 To what? 873 00:43:51,496 --> 00:43:54,066 - 'Hey, 60% off on traditional dresses!' - What are you blabbering? 874 00:43:54,121 --> 00:43:55,329 'Cool!' 875 00:43:55,511 --> 00:43:56,428 'I should go there once.' 876 00:43:56,453 --> 00:43:57,863 That's because it's the season. 877 00:43:57,888 --> 00:43:59,388 What are you blabbering? 878 00:44:00,782 --> 00:44:02,199 Am I blabbering, or is she? 879 00:44:02,355 --> 00:44:04,897 'It's fun to play Garba in traditional dress.' 880 00:44:04,922 --> 00:44:07,589 'But, after the garba, I feel suffocated in that dress.' 881 00:44:07,683 --> 00:44:10,308 'If a zip is fastened on the knee...' 882 00:44:10,504 --> 00:44:12,213 'then the same dress can turn into a skirt.' 883 00:44:12,522 --> 00:44:13,647 Wow! 884 00:44:13,672 --> 00:44:15,422 What an amazing idea! 885 00:44:15,730 --> 00:44:17,397 Why didn't I think of it? 886 00:44:17,556 --> 00:44:19,764 'It will be easier to run in the skirt.' 887 00:44:20,014 --> 00:44:22,222 'One can also run away from her wedding venue.' 888 00:44:22,683 --> 00:44:25,350 'And it's so thrilling to run away and get married!' 889 00:44:25,881 --> 00:44:28,548 'There's no more excitement left in my life anymore.' 890 00:44:28,926 --> 00:44:31,551 'So I've decided to run away and get married.' 891 00:44:31,889 --> 00:44:34,181 What's all this? Take a breath! 892 00:44:35,082 --> 00:44:36,291 - What? - What's the matter now? 893 00:44:37,051 --> 00:44:38,051 Do you want to use the washroom? 894 00:44:38,195 --> 00:44:40,112 What are you blabbering? 895 00:44:40,574 --> 00:44:41,824 I never said anything. 896 00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:45,513 Constant use of earphones has affected your hearing! 897 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,141 And why are you stopping the car again and again? 898 00:44:48,464 --> 00:44:50,214 Wonder what fun you get! 899 00:44:50,329 --> 00:44:51,663 I'm feeling hot. 900 00:44:51,688 --> 00:44:53,105 Turn the AC on. 901 00:44:53,664 --> 00:44:55,956 Just a little while back, you felt cold. 902 00:44:56,522 --> 00:44:58,730 But I'm feeling hot now! 903 00:45:01,316 --> 00:45:03,233 'It's I who will have to clean the glass now.' 904 00:45:03,258 --> 00:45:06,216 'They don't even let me travel in peace!' 905 00:45:06,241 --> 00:45:08,158 Why are you starting all that again? 906 00:45:15,605 --> 00:45:18,223 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 907 00:45:20,613 --> 00:45:23,316 - Rascal! - What's wrong with your language? 908 00:45:23,402 --> 00:45:24,902 Control yourself! 909 00:45:25,818 --> 00:45:27,860 Should I walk all the way home now? 910 00:45:27,885 --> 00:45:29,177 Meghna, help grandma. 911 00:45:29,202 --> 00:45:31,118 I'll hand over the key and come home. 912 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,683 - How do I get out now? - Go by this door. 913 00:45:43,098 --> 00:45:44,746 Garuna, bring the bottle. 914 00:45:44,801 --> 00:45:46,504 Put down the wine glass. 915 00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:49,527 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 916 00:45:49,582 --> 00:45:51,082 How are you, Chintan? 917 00:45:51,609 --> 00:45:54,066 Actually, we've all gathered here... 918 00:45:54,225 --> 00:45:58,120 to collect donations for the cowshed. 919 00:46:01,152 --> 00:46:03,777 I've made only sherbet for everybody. 920 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,635 Pooja darling! 921 00:46:06,626 --> 00:46:08,792 It seems I've taken a little too much sherbet! 922 00:46:08,816 --> 00:46:09,996 [LAUGHS] 923 00:46:10,622 --> 00:46:11,997 Where's Joshi uncle? 924 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,660 He has gone to his sister's house. 925 00:46:16,622 --> 00:46:18,664 Here's your car key. 926 00:46:18,689 --> 00:46:19,824 Yes, okay. 927 00:46:19,849 --> 00:46:21,933 Its tail light is broken. 928 00:46:22,095 --> 00:46:25,470 - I'll pay for its repair. - Don't worry. 929 00:46:25,495 --> 00:46:27,995 My husband had broken it last time. 930 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,965 - Okay. - Yes. 931 00:46:31,436 --> 00:46:33,227 'He shouldn't expose me!' 932 00:46:34,253 --> 00:46:35,503 Don't worry. 933 00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:39,211 Your charity work will remain a secret. 934 00:46:40,011 --> 00:46:40,803 Cheers! 935 00:46:40,816 --> 00:46:43,019 Thank you, Chintan! Thank you! 936 00:46:43,044 --> 00:46:44,355 Cheers! 937 00:46:45,730 --> 00:46:47,438 I hope the bottle isn't visible. 938 00:46:47,463 --> 00:46:48,546 It is. 939 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,058 He looks handsome! 940 00:46:52,842 --> 00:46:54,133 He's sweating! 941 00:46:56,133 --> 00:46:59,592 What do I cook today? A steamed dish will do. 942 00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:12,207 [WOMEN BICKERING] 943 00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:14,791 [WOMEN BICKERING] 944 00:47:14,816 --> 00:47:18,232 [WOMEN BICKERING] 945 00:47:18,666 --> 00:47:21,707 [WOMEN BICKERING] 946 00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:25,535 Why are you talking so loudly? Please talk softly! 947 00:47:27,676 --> 00:47:30,176 Who called me insane? 948 00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:31,605 Sir? 949 00:47:31,630 --> 00:47:34,338 - Keep quiet, everybody! Yes, I am mad! - Sir! 950 00:47:35,113 --> 00:47:36,238 Madam! 951 00:47:37,136 --> 00:47:39,284 Sir, what's the matter? 952 00:47:39,309 --> 00:47:43,441 - Jyoti, I can hear some voices. - What? 953 00:47:43,493 --> 00:47:45,152 That lady said to me that... 954 00:47:45,177 --> 00:47:46,844 she was here not to buy, but to steal a saree. 955 00:47:46,869 --> 00:47:48,078 She was telling me that. 956 00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:50,107 That Meenal from room number 28... 957 00:47:50,132 --> 00:47:53,215 steals shampoo packets from the shop everyday... 958 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,019 and cheers herself after that! 959 00:47:56,566 --> 00:47:57,769 And there's that Karuna. 960 00:47:57,808 --> 00:48:01,683 She buys three betel quids for her husband everyday. 961 00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:05,105 But she gives him only one and chews the other two herself in private. 962 00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:06,347 Can you believe that Karuna chews betel quids? 963 00:48:06,372 --> 00:48:08,019 - But how are we concerned with it? - Sheetal. 964 00:48:08,106 --> 00:48:11,477 She's having an affair with the laundry man! 965 00:48:11,502 --> 00:48:13,418 He goes to her house every day... 966 00:48:13,443 --> 00:48:15,318 and tells her to take out her clothes. 967 00:48:15,343 --> 00:48:17,218 But her husband doesn't even understand! Idiot! 968 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,308 - What are you saying, sir? - Aunt Jhaver... 969 00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,916 had gifted you this gold ring, right? 970 00:48:20,941 --> 00:48:22,792 It's artificial. 971 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:25,608 She made her earrings from the real gold. 972 00:48:25,713 --> 00:48:27,588 'I bought my phone by selling those earrings.' 973 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:28,654 What? 974 00:48:28,679 --> 00:48:31,096 You sold her earrings and bought a new phone? 975 00:48:31,635 --> 00:48:32,927 - Jyoti, I know! - Sir! 976 00:48:33,123 --> 00:48:36,956 Goggle was rebuked for those empty beer bottles. 977 00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:40,456 - But it was you who had that beer! - Chintu! 978 00:48:43,238 --> 00:48:47,355 Listen, you need rest. Go home. 979 00:48:47,824 --> 00:48:48,866 I will handle the shop. 980 00:48:49,082 --> 00:48:50,667 - You go home. - Yes. 981 00:48:50,692 --> 00:48:52,359 It's better if I go home and sleep. 982 00:48:52,675 --> 00:48:55,592 I suspect some intoxicant was mixed in the holy offerings at Ambaji. 983 00:48:56,598 --> 00:48:58,265 The demonic woman Bhadra is here! 984 00:48:58,290 --> 00:49:00,665 Tell her I'm still in Ambaji and haven't returned as yet! 985 00:49:01,319 --> 00:49:02,777 Greetings. 986 00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:07,003 Here are few dresses for alteration. 987 00:49:07,542 --> 00:49:08,834 A few? 988 00:49:08,915 --> 00:49:10,456 Get them altered by this evening. 989 00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:12,397 - Okay. - Where's Chintan? 990 00:49:12,422 --> 00:49:14,620 I've been trying his number but it's not reachable. 991 00:49:14,645 --> 00:49:17,228 Hope he isn't hiding in the bathroom. 992 00:49:17,345 --> 00:49:19,553 No, not in the bathroom. 993 00:49:19,578 --> 00:49:22,292 'Actually, he's below the counter.' 994 00:49:22,317 --> 00:49:24,150 This girl will land me in trouble! 995 00:49:25,137 --> 00:49:26,824 - Idiot! - Well... 996 00:49:27,678 --> 00:49:29,220 he has gone on a pilgrimage for a day. 997 00:49:29,887 --> 00:49:31,637 He'll be back next week. 998 00:49:32,179 --> 00:49:34,096 - He has gone for a day? - Yes. 999 00:49:34,121 --> 00:49:35,871 And will be back after a week? 1000 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,089 Your calculations are absolutely wrong! 1001 00:49:38,114 --> 00:49:40,989 I mean, he had gone for a day. 1002 00:49:41,575 --> 00:49:45,700 - But some urgency came up over there. - 'I can take advantage... 1003 00:49:45,783 --> 00:49:47,597 of Chintan's absence.' 1004 00:49:47,622 --> 00:49:49,222 So he'll be back after a week. 1005 00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:50,995 - There's also a network issue. - 'She will loot my shop today!' 1006 00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:53,478 That's why even his phone is not reachable. 1007 00:49:53,503 --> 00:49:55,462 Yeah, maybe. 1008 00:49:56,136 --> 00:49:57,469 But he had told me... 1009 00:49:57,496 --> 00:49:59,090 that, when I came next time... 1010 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,737 then I could take away 8-10 sarees of my choice. 1011 00:50:01,762 --> 00:50:03,482 You liar, when did I say that? 1012 00:50:03,563 --> 00:50:05,643 Why did she have to come here at this time? 1013 00:50:06,683 --> 00:50:07,923 - Hi! - Hi! 1014 00:50:08,249 --> 00:50:09,409 Is Chintan here? 1015 00:50:09,891 --> 00:50:11,051 He... 1016 00:50:14,062 --> 00:50:15,570 'Shall I tell her that you're dead?' 1017 00:50:15,998 --> 00:50:16,798 'Idiot!' 1018 00:50:16,844 --> 00:50:18,644 'You mean you got crushed under the car?' 1019 00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:19,580 'Really?' 1020 00:50:19,605 --> 00:50:20,965 'Wait!' 1021 00:50:21,635 --> 00:50:22,753 'One word?' 1022 00:50:23,762 --> 00:50:24,519 'English?' 1023 00:50:24,544 --> 00:50:25,581 'Mango?' 1024 00:50:26,183 --> 00:50:27,823 'Then? Hindi?' 1025 00:50:29,278 --> 00:50:30,038 'Gujarati?' 1026 00:50:30,063 --> 00:50:30,943 'Mango?' 1027 00:50:31,303 --> 00:50:32,143 'Marathi?' 1028 00:50:32,168 --> 00:50:33,357 'Ambe(mango)?' 1029 00:50:33,382 --> 00:50:35,342 'Ambe... Ambe... Ambe... jai...' 1030 00:50:36,324 --> 00:50:38,223 Glory to Goddess Amba! 1031 00:50:39,919 --> 00:50:41,667 Excuse me. Where's Chintan? 1032 00:50:41,692 --> 00:50:43,492 - He has gone to Ambaji for a day. - Yes. 1033 00:50:43,517 --> 00:50:45,357 And will be back after a week. 1034 00:50:45,464 --> 00:50:47,184 Show me the sarees now. 1035 00:50:47,555 --> 00:50:49,155 'But he was supposed to return today.' 1036 00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:50,300 'Is he still angry with me?' 1037 00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:52,743 'I hope I didn't overreact.' 1038 00:50:52,993 --> 00:50:55,753 I can't show you any sarees without sir's permission. 1039 00:50:56,148 --> 00:50:57,708 Dial his number. 1040 00:50:57,996 --> 00:50:59,230 See if you can get the network. 1041 00:50:59,256 --> 00:51:04,894 But he had told me that he had overspent this month... 1042 00:51:04,919 --> 00:51:06,761 because he'd be getting married next week. 1043 00:51:06,786 --> 00:51:09,269 So, instead of the rent... 1044 00:51:09,294 --> 00:51:11,254 I could take as many sarees as I wanted. 1045 00:51:11,279 --> 00:51:13,079 Is Chintan getting married? 1046 00:51:13,104 --> 00:51:14,183 Yes. 1047 00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:18,063 He had told me. Didn't he, Jyoti? 1048 00:51:20,847 --> 00:51:22,647 - Yes. - Oh no! 1049 00:51:22,672 --> 00:51:24,512 That's why he has gone to Ambaji. 1050 00:51:24,870 --> 00:51:27,386 Frankly speaking, the girl is really nice. 1051 00:51:27,902 --> 00:51:30,022 I've already received an invitation. 1052 00:51:30,140 --> 00:51:32,417 - Ouch! - So mean! 1053 00:51:33,394 --> 00:51:34,169 Mosquito. 1054 00:51:34,194 --> 00:51:38,581 I didn't mean the mosquito, but him, because he didn't invite me! 1055 00:51:38,606 --> 00:51:41,846 Tell him to send an invitation card for my entire family. 1056 00:51:42,204 --> 00:51:42,804 Sure. 1057 00:51:42,829 --> 00:51:45,869 'So he has been fooling me since the past four years!' 1058 00:51:49,512 --> 00:51:53,192 'I'll take more sarees this time than I did on my last visit.' 1059 00:51:53,317 --> 00:51:55,037 'Three sarees worth rupees 12,500.' 1060 00:51:55,062 --> 00:51:57,462 'That will sum up to rupees 36000.' 1061 00:51:59,238 --> 00:52:00,495 'This is the limit!' 1062 00:52:01,394 --> 00:52:03,354 Don't worry, your alteration will be done. 1063 00:52:03,484 --> 00:52:05,004 Collect it by tomorrow evening. 1064 00:52:05,029 --> 00:52:07,029 'Enough is enough!' 1065 00:52:07,257 --> 00:52:08,737 "I'm a Barbie girl." 1066 00:52:08,921 --> 00:52:10,801 "In my Barbie world." 1067 00:52:10,826 --> 00:52:12,706 "Life is plastic. It's fa..." 1068 00:52:12,731 --> 00:52:14,074 Don't harm me! My dad is a policeman! 1069 00:52:14,099 --> 00:52:15,488 Liar, your dad is not in the police! 1070 00:52:15,562 --> 00:52:18,122 Chintan, is a toilet any place for a meeting? 1071 00:52:18,420 --> 00:52:20,020 And why did you shut the door? 1072 00:52:20,176 --> 00:52:21,456 I need a favour from you. 1073 00:52:21,796 --> 00:52:23,916 - Here, in the toilet? - Yes. 1074 00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:24,541 Why? 1075 00:52:24,634 --> 00:52:26,194 Because we are alone over here. 1076 00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:28,816 Let me go, I can't control it anymore! 1077 00:52:29,234 --> 00:52:32,472 Listen, I understand that Sneha is angry with you. 1078 00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:33,977 But she will come back. 1079 00:52:34,051 --> 00:52:36,731 - Don't change your taste... - Shut up and let me hear. 1080 00:52:36,756 --> 00:52:38,761 What will you hear if I keep quiet? 1081 00:52:38,786 --> 00:52:41,066 - Your inner... - Help! Help! 1082 00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:42,451 Shout in your mind! 1083 00:52:42,476 --> 00:52:43,756 What? Shout in my mind? 1084 00:52:43,781 --> 00:52:45,381 Say anything you want, but only in your mind. 1085 00:52:45,406 --> 00:52:47,446 - Don't annoy me! - Yes, you can abuse me! 1086 00:52:47,471 --> 00:52:48,831 But in your mind. Go on. 1087 00:52:48,856 --> 00:52:50,976 Abuse you in my mind? What kind of weird desire is this? 1088 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,641 Do it, or I'll start abusing you! 1089 00:52:52,687 --> 00:52:53,487 Come on. 1090 00:52:53,724 --> 00:52:54,724 In your mind. 1091 00:52:58,177 --> 00:52:59,217 Abuse me! 1092 00:53:01,519 --> 00:53:03,399 - Do it! - I already abused you! 1093 00:53:04,489 --> 00:53:07,714 - Why didn't I hear it? - Because I said it in my mind! 1094 00:53:08,876 --> 00:53:10,556 Maybe foul language is censored. 1095 00:53:10,581 --> 00:53:12,381 - What? - Say it again. 1096 00:53:16,027 --> 00:53:17,144 Are you peeing in your mind? 1097 00:53:17,169 --> 00:53:19,729 Idiot, I'm peeing here! You mind your own business! 1098 00:53:20,358 --> 00:53:23,300 Uncle, abuse me in your mind! Come on! 1099 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,956 - Get down! - Idiot, get lost! 1100 00:53:24,981 --> 00:53:27,381 Not like that. Abuse me in your mind. 1101 00:53:27,918 --> 00:53:31,518 You want it on your face? Here you go! Get lost! 1102 00:53:31,543 --> 00:53:33,777 - You'll get me thrashed! Come out! - Hey! 1103 00:53:33,802 --> 00:53:35,002 What's all this? 1104 00:53:35,165 --> 00:53:37,685 I'm warning you! Stop this nonsense! 1105 00:53:37,928 --> 00:53:40,328 Today, it's only this uncle, but tomorrow, the entire city will run to thrash you! 1106 00:53:40,353 --> 00:53:42,136 I mean it, Hardik. 1107 00:53:42,161 --> 00:53:44,961 Since yesterday, I can constantly hear voices. 1108 00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:47,331 Although people remain silent, I can hear their voices. 1109 00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:49,511 I don't understand how I hear what someone is thinking. 1110 00:53:49,536 --> 00:53:52,216 Listen, we will consult some good doctor. 1111 00:53:52,241 --> 00:53:53,464 Rather, a psychologist. 1112 00:53:53,489 --> 00:53:55,910 Or else, we will consult some sorcerer. 1113 00:53:55,935 --> 00:53:57,895 But please allow me to go for a minute. 1114 00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:58,600 Where are you going? 1115 00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:02,665 To do the thing I had come here for. Please. 1116 00:54:05,098 --> 00:54:06,223 [DOOR OPEN] 1117 00:54:06,344 --> 00:54:09,104 'Look at him! He's staring at girls near the washroom!' 1118 00:54:10,393 --> 00:54:12,633 'Hey, he looks like Yash Soni.' 1119 00:54:14,504 --> 00:54:16,064 'He seems to be a cheap copy.' 1120 00:54:17,029 --> 00:54:19,488 'Oh gosh, I forgot my comb! Will he have one?' 1121 00:54:22,168 --> 00:54:23,768 You will land me in trouble! 1122 00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:28,777 [LAUGHS] 1123 00:54:36,092 --> 00:54:38,852 Hey, will the voices stop if you close your ears like this? 1124 00:54:41,496 --> 00:54:43,736 I hope some aunt hasn't bitten you. 1125 00:54:43,761 --> 00:54:46,641 Because a spider had bitten spider man. 1126 00:54:47,572 --> 00:54:48,730 And listen. 1127 00:54:48,755 --> 00:54:50,301 Read that receptionist's mind... 1128 00:54:50,372 --> 00:54:54,169 and tell me if she's having an affair with someone. 1129 00:54:54,718 --> 00:54:57,838 She's been staring at me continuously. Just read her mind once. 1130 00:54:57,911 --> 00:54:59,512 Forget her. Read this girl's mind. 1131 00:54:59,537 --> 00:55:00,737 Is she having any affair? 1132 00:55:00,855 --> 00:55:03,335 Leave it. Her face appears as if she had a breakup recently. 1133 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,972 - Where are you going? - It's urgent! I'm a mental case! 1134 00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:06,037 Sir, wait! 1135 00:55:06,268 --> 00:55:07,588 Why isn't he listening? 1136 00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:09,284 You need to speak to him in your mind. 1137 00:55:09,309 --> 00:55:11,527 - A woman is sitting inside. - What? 1138 00:55:11,745 --> 00:55:13,145 - Hello! - Yeah, send them in. 1139 00:55:13,572 --> 00:55:15,652 Sir, madam is calling you inside. 1140 00:55:15,677 --> 00:55:16,517 Which madam? 1141 00:55:16,597 --> 00:55:18,003 - Where's Dr. Deval? - Yes. 1142 00:55:18,059 --> 00:55:19,753 Deval madam is calling you inside. 1143 00:55:22,699 --> 00:55:25,739 Easy. Make yourself comfortable. Easy. 1144 00:55:27,677 --> 00:55:29,397 - Oops! Take it easy. - Sorry. 1145 00:55:29,422 --> 00:55:30,662 - It's okay. - I'm really sorry, doctor. 1146 00:55:31,056 --> 00:55:33,776 Call me Deval. And never mind. 1147 00:55:33,891 --> 00:55:36,731 First of all, don't be nervous. Tell me your problem. 1148 00:55:38,695 --> 00:55:40,175 Let me tell you in detail. 1149 00:55:40,498 --> 00:55:43,476 I had been to Ambaji with my family a couple of days back. 1150 00:55:44,429 --> 00:55:48,011 After I returned from there, I can constantly hear voices. 1151 00:55:48,036 --> 00:55:50,269 Especially... no... 1152 00:55:50,349 --> 00:55:52,469 Not especially, but only those of women. 1153 00:55:52,613 --> 00:55:53,693 Only of females. 1154 00:55:53,879 --> 00:55:56,439 I can hear female voices all the time. 1155 00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,079 So what's the problem? 1156 00:55:58,104 --> 00:56:01,904 Stop them! Why do these women talk so much? 1157 00:56:02,342 --> 00:56:03,902 'One more leader of the male dominant society!' 1158 00:56:03,966 --> 00:56:06,366 No, please don't misunderstand. 1159 00:56:06,682 --> 00:56:08,128 I run a saree shop. 1160 00:56:08,153 --> 00:56:10,566 I deal with women the entire day. 1161 00:56:10,591 --> 00:56:12,261 I also respect them. 1162 00:56:12,602 --> 00:56:14,183 There are three women in my house. 1163 00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:17,230 I've never let them face any difficulty in life. 1164 00:56:17,433 --> 00:56:21,636 I don't mean to say that women trouble men. 1165 00:56:21,661 --> 00:56:22,870 Or that they are troublesome. 1166 00:56:22,895 --> 00:56:27,074 But their constant chatter is really troublesome. 1167 00:56:27,262 --> 00:56:30,985 - Do you want us to keep a vow of silence? - Not at all! 1168 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:34,440 Let women talk as much as they want. 1169 00:56:34,868 --> 00:56:37,508 But I can hear what they speak in their minds. 1170 00:56:37,750 --> 00:56:39,792 - Meaning? - I mean... 1171 00:56:41,129 --> 00:56:42,529 Think about something in your mind. 1172 00:56:42,689 --> 00:56:44,409 I will repeat it for you. 1173 00:56:45,109 --> 00:56:48,029 - So you will read my mind? - Yes, exactly. 1174 00:56:48,439 --> 00:56:49,839 I'm not here to joke! 1175 00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:51,205 - If you want to waste my time... - No! 1176 00:56:51,230 --> 00:56:54,030 I'm not joking. Please think of something once. 1177 00:56:55,651 --> 00:56:58,691 Come on, you're not thinking anything. 1178 00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:00,396 'Oh gosh, how did he come to know?' 1179 00:57:00,421 --> 00:57:02,058 'Oh gosh, how did he come to know?' 1180 00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,803 - 'What the hell!' - What the hell! 1181 00:57:03,846 --> 00:57:05,550 - 'He's repeating my sentences!' - He's repeating my sentences! 1182 00:57:05,575 --> 00:57:06,894 'He'll come to know everything!' 1183 00:57:06,919 --> 00:57:08,363 He'll come to know everything! 1184 00:57:08,388 --> 00:57:10,214 'Deval, don't think about your ATM pin.' 1185 00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:11,995 Deval, don't think about your ATM pin. 1186 00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:14,456 - 'It's 347...' - It's 347... 1187 00:57:14,481 --> 00:57:16,152 - "Be with me, beloved..." - 'Distract him.' 1188 00:57:16,177 --> 00:57:17,808 Distract him! Come on! 1189 00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:18,913 'He can even sing the songs!' 1190 00:57:18,938 --> 00:57:19,778 He can even sing the songs! 1191 00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:21,843 "Long robe and moustache, turban..." 1192 00:57:21,868 --> 00:57:23,948 "Long robe and moustache, turban..." 1193 00:57:23,973 --> 00:57:27,093 It's 'round moustache'. Turban word is used in the next line. 1194 00:57:27,331 --> 00:57:28,971 You're like a cow. 1195 00:57:29,149 --> 00:57:34,488 Chewing all the time! 1196 00:57:35,488 --> 00:57:39,448 "It felt that my world is melodious and colourful." 1197 00:57:39,473 --> 00:57:41,753 "a tornado of fragrance and my..." Slowly. 1198 00:57:42,335 --> 00:57:43,335 Please, slowly. 1199 00:57:43,646 --> 00:57:45,646 Rewind from the line... "tornado of fragrance." 1200 00:57:46,512 --> 00:57:49,192 'He's singing loudly and telling ma'am to sing slowly.' 1201 00:57:49,302 --> 00:57:51,027 This is a gone case. It will take time. 1202 00:57:51,052 --> 00:57:53,300 No, we are almost done. 1203 00:57:54,152 --> 00:57:58,192 "It's me and my memories of lost love." 1204 00:58:00,302 --> 00:58:01,822 Amazing! 1205 00:58:02,984 --> 00:58:04,784 Yes, but even if you say something normally... 1206 00:58:04,809 --> 00:58:06,329 I will be able to hear it. 1207 00:58:06,411 --> 00:58:08,931 I am sorry. I mean, it's amazing! 1208 00:58:09,118 --> 00:58:10,370 It's a magical power! 1209 00:58:10,395 --> 00:58:11,715 What power?! 1210 00:58:11,929 --> 00:58:14,128 It's become a big problem for me. 1211 00:58:14,153 --> 00:58:15,513 What's your problem with this? 1212 00:58:16,189 --> 00:58:19,269 Those women outside do not sing with me like you do. 1213 00:58:19,488 --> 00:58:23,488 I can hear their frustrations, irritations and disappointments all the time. 1214 00:58:23,513 --> 00:58:24,393 Exactly. 1215 00:58:24,462 --> 00:58:28,102 You can understand their problems only if you hear their frustrations. 1216 00:58:28,274 --> 00:58:31,634 And you can help them only if you understand their problems. 1217 00:58:31,659 --> 00:58:33,499 Madam, Rajvi! Come fast! 1218 00:58:57,582 --> 00:58:58,582 Doctor... 1219 00:59:00,182 --> 00:59:03,142 will I have to listen to their voices and solve their problems? 1220 00:59:03,167 --> 00:59:04,727 - But what about my problem? - Wait a minute. 1221 00:59:04,858 --> 00:59:05,898 This is an emergency. 1222 00:59:05,947 --> 00:59:07,427 Please lift me! 1223 00:59:07,452 --> 00:59:08,852 Who give them permission to build such a tall building? 1224 00:59:08,877 --> 00:59:10,660 Why did she have to do it today? 1225 00:59:11,371 --> 00:59:14,211 Everybody wants to do everything today. 1226 00:59:14,236 --> 00:59:16,676 What's this Mount Everest doing in Ahmedabad? 1227 00:59:16,701 --> 00:59:18,461 - Come fast! - Who's she? 1228 00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:19,971 Where's she? 1229 00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:29,631 Did I climb all these stairs just to see the lock? 1230 00:59:31,369 --> 00:59:32,529 Sister! 1231 00:59:33,918 --> 00:59:35,158 Madam, sorry! 1232 00:59:35,265 --> 00:59:39,465 I'm not a professional, so I have no idea what to say. 1233 00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:42,050 But please come down. 1234 00:59:42,074 --> 00:59:44,514 - Listen to me once. - What are you doing? 1235 00:59:45,445 --> 00:59:46,365 Rajvi! 1236 00:59:46,613 --> 00:59:47,773 Rajvi, dear! 1237 00:59:48,441 --> 00:59:49,361 Rajvi! 1238 00:59:49,841 --> 00:59:50,961 Rajvi, no! 1239 00:59:52,324 --> 00:59:53,581 Hey! 1240 00:59:53,606 --> 00:59:55,446 - Rajvi! - Has she jumped? 1241 00:59:55,684 --> 00:59:57,604 Don't do this, girl! 1242 00:59:57,629 --> 00:59:59,027 Why are you scaring us? 1243 00:59:59,052 --> 01:00:00,892 - Please come down! - You keep quiet! 1244 01:00:01,616 --> 01:00:03,530 Rajvi! 1245 01:00:03,610 --> 01:00:05,610 I can't see anything here. Let's go that side. 1246 01:00:05,635 --> 01:00:06,595 Yes. 1247 01:00:07,121 --> 01:00:08,161 Rajvi! 1248 01:00:08,881 --> 01:00:11,201 Remember what I had told you. 1249 01:00:11,587 --> 01:00:14,027 We will sit and find some solution. 1250 01:00:15,679 --> 01:00:17,113 You can't help me, Deval. 1251 01:00:23,929 --> 01:00:26,042 Rajvi, don't jump! By swear of your mom! 1252 01:00:26,246 --> 01:00:28,166 Her mom passed away three years back. 1253 01:00:28,273 --> 01:00:29,393 Oh. 1254 01:00:30,996 --> 01:00:32,691 By swear of your dad! 1255 01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:35,236 She's in depression only because of her dad. 1256 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,240 By swear of Simba. 1257 01:00:51,487 --> 01:00:53,889 - Who's this Simba? - Her dog. 1258 01:00:54,305 --> 01:00:55,945 Even I didn't know about this. 1259 01:00:56,771 --> 01:01:00,091 If you jump from here, what will happen to Simba? 1260 01:01:03,387 --> 01:01:05,707 It's working. Continue talking to her. 1261 01:01:08,159 --> 01:01:11,119 Rajvi, talking of Simba reminds me. 1262 01:01:11,465 --> 01:01:14,385 Listening to women bickering, my life has become worse than that of a dog. 1263 01:01:14,410 --> 01:01:16,090 - What are you saying? - What do I say? 1264 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,378 - Talk to her about Hachiko. - What? 1265 01:01:19,569 --> 01:01:21,049 Talk to her about Hachiko. 1266 01:01:22,868 --> 01:01:25,148 Do you know Hachiko? 1267 01:01:26,019 --> 01:01:27,059 Who? 1268 01:01:28,350 --> 01:01:31,449 A Japanese dog named Hachiko. 1269 01:01:31,968 --> 01:01:37,277 Every day, he would wait at the station for his owner to return from work. 1270 01:01:37,731 --> 01:01:42,171 One day, his owner died of a haemorrhage. 1271 01:01:42,378 --> 01:01:47,001 Hachiko waited for his owner at the same station for ten years... 1272 01:01:47,152 --> 01:01:49,597 and died right there. 1273 01:01:49,801 --> 01:01:51,986 [SOBBING] 1274 01:01:52,011 --> 01:01:55,531 Rajvi, you won't kill just yourself today... 1275 01:01:55,771 --> 01:01:58,167 but Simba's hopes as well. 1276 01:01:58,472 --> 01:01:59,972 Please come down. 1277 01:02:32,004 --> 01:02:34,442 See? This is what I was talking about. 1278 01:02:34,638 --> 01:02:36,718 You've saved a life today. 1279 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,200 Do you still think this is a problem? 1280 01:02:40,283 --> 01:02:42,978 You're the only person in the world... 1281 01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:46,163 who can hear what women are thinking. 1282 01:02:47,081 --> 01:02:48,281 Use it well. 1283 01:02:50,152 --> 01:02:54,720 "Women chattering!" 1284 01:03:01,649 --> 01:03:04,008 "Women chattering!" 1285 01:03:26,579 --> 01:03:30,131 "I will do something astounding now." 1286 01:03:30,155 --> 01:03:33,635 "Just keep watching my magic now!" 1287 01:03:34,713 --> 01:03:38,017 Bro, you have a parcel. 1288 01:03:38,042 --> 01:03:40,162 Bro, you have a parcel. 1289 01:03:40,187 --> 01:03:41,683 Pull it up. 1290 01:03:42,807 --> 01:03:47,370 "The place you fill drinking water is like the riverbank." 1291 01:03:50,745 --> 01:03:55,253 "Only for women." 1292 01:04:02,987 --> 01:04:07,018 "Along with my brain, even my ears used to play martial arts." 1293 01:04:07,051 --> 01:04:11,041 "The more I told them to keep quiet, the more racket they'd create." 1294 01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:15,768 "If your honour is maintained, it means you are on the right track." 1295 01:04:25,605 --> 01:04:27,485 Spiderman once said... 1296 01:04:28,346 --> 01:04:31,386 with great power comes great responsibilities. 1297 01:04:32,944 --> 01:04:34,104 My foot! 1298 01:04:34,834 --> 01:04:36,634 He's having such a good time! 1299 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,920 Good morning. 1300 01:04:40,589 --> 01:04:45,349 It seems the sun rose in the opposite direction today... 1301 01:04:45,714 --> 01:04:51,440 because the man who used to wake up at 7 in the morning... 1302 01:04:51,706 --> 01:04:53,900 - and rush out of the house... - [women chattering] 1303 01:04:53,925 --> 01:04:57,183 - has turned off the alarm thrice today... - [women chattering] 1304 01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:59,648 - and got up so late in the morning. - [women chattering] 1305 01:04:59,910 --> 01:05:01,430 [WOMEN BICKERING] 1306 01:05:02,543 --> 01:05:04,183 [WOMEN BICKERING] 1307 01:05:04,208 --> 01:05:07,528 [WOMEN BICKERING] 1308 01:05:07,553 --> 01:05:09,722 [WOMEN BICKERING] 1309 01:05:09,747 --> 01:05:12,227 Nothing has changed so far. 1310 01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:16,527 He still struggles to squeeze out the toothpaste. 1311 01:05:19,735 --> 01:05:23,095 The ceiling still rains down plaster. 1312 01:05:23,308 --> 01:05:26,112 Mom's passbook is still not updated. 1313 01:05:27,295 --> 01:05:29,455 If something has actually changed... 1314 01:05:29,482 --> 01:05:31,602 then it's this man's morning. 1315 01:05:34,207 --> 01:05:37,847 Tomorrow at 9 pm. Food Street. 1316 01:05:38,394 --> 01:05:39,554 Don't tell anyone. 1317 01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:41,097 Okay, bye. 1318 01:05:41,606 --> 01:05:42,612 See you. 1319 01:05:43,432 --> 01:05:45,628 Bro, take your bag. 1320 01:05:52,675 --> 01:05:54,191 Chintu, don't forget the cooker. 1321 01:05:55,041 --> 01:05:56,825 Hurry up, dear. 1322 01:05:56,971 --> 01:05:58,425 You're wasting time. 1323 01:05:58,940 --> 01:05:59,627 Coming. 1324 01:05:59,652 --> 01:06:01,492 - Good morning, Chintan. - Good morning. 1325 01:06:01,517 --> 01:06:03,077 'Man keeps running in life...' 1326 01:06:03,102 --> 01:06:05,782 'I wish Pooja wouldn't open the door.' 1327 01:06:09,948 --> 01:06:11,148 Continue. 1328 01:06:12,117 --> 01:06:13,783 Haven't composed it entirely as yet. 1329 01:06:14,448 --> 01:06:15,768 You're too much! 1330 01:06:16,434 --> 01:06:20,514 Archana bhabhi, men of your family are really tough to deal with. 1331 01:06:20,539 --> 01:06:23,379 You tell me. Shouldn't this house be redeveloped? 1332 01:06:23,831 --> 01:06:25,612 How can I comment? 1333 01:06:25,795 --> 01:06:28,599 Dad's decision is final. 1334 01:06:28,740 --> 01:06:30,620 After dad's death, the house will be in our name. 1335 01:06:30,645 --> 01:06:32,365 - Will is in our name. - Where is it? 1336 01:06:32,390 --> 01:06:34,464 Above the cupboard. But why are you asking? 1337 01:06:34,489 --> 01:06:36,929 I said man doesn't care about other men. 1338 01:06:36,954 --> 01:06:39,479 'Man keeps running in life...' 1339 01:06:39,504 --> 01:06:42,184 - Go ahead! Run! - Great, my son! 1340 01:06:45,589 --> 01:06:46,831 [DOGS BARKING] 1341 01:06:50,074 --> 01:06:51,154 Pooja bhabhi. 1342 01:06:51,314 --> 01:06:52,794 Yes, coming. 1343 01:06:52,819 --> 01:06:55,604 - Greetings. - Greetings. 1344 01:06:55,629 --> 01:06:56,709 Is uncle at home? 1345 01:06:56,794 --> 01:07:00,194 - As usual, every Friday... - He visits his sister. I remember. 1346 01:07:00,219 --> 01:07:01,050 Yes. 1347 01:07:01,075 --> 01:07:02,195 Please do me a favour. 1348 01:07:02,407 --> 01:07:05,567 I had given him the house documents during the redevelopment meeting. 1349 01:07:05,592 --> 01:07:07,512 I need their copies. 1350 01:07:07,676 --> 01:07:09,550 You can ask dad when he returns in the evening. 1351 01:07:09,575 --> 01:07:13,163 It's a little urgent. I've to apply for the loan today. 1352 01:07:13,312 --> 01:07:18,167 Uncle has kept it in some old trunk above the cupboard. 1353 01:07:18,192 --> 01:07:20,558 You please keep it ready. I will collect it in the evening. 1354 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:23,769 But the trunk is quite heavy, and it's on top of the cupboard. 1355 01:07:23,794 --> 01:07:26,634 - How will I bring it down? - It's Friday today. 1356 01:07:26,659 --> 01:07:29,764 Your charity circle will come and help you. 1357 01:07:30,106 --> 01:07:32,426 - Or else I'll talk to uncle. - No. 1358 01:07:32,651 --> 01:07:34,531 Don't worry. 1359 01:07:34,556 --> 01:07:36,356 After all, we are your neighbours. 1360 01:07:36,381 --> 01:07:38,675 I will get the trunk down and keep the documents ready. 1361 01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:41,683 - You can collect them, okay? - Thank you very much, sister Pooja. 1362 01:07:44,001 --> 01:07:45,121 Smarty! 1363 01:07:46,371 --> 01:07:48,211 Thank you, ma'am. Visit again. 1364 01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:52,085 The yellow saree will suit madam. 1365 01:07:52,263 --> 01:07:54,343 Wow! You look much better today! 1366 01:07:54,608 --> 01:07:56,948 Which mental hospital were you treated in? 1367 01:07:56,973 --> 01:07:59,915 Actually, I needed a different approach. You too change your approach. 1368 01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:01,542 And, henceforth, you can call me "Chintu" even at the shop. 1369 01:08:01,567 --> 01:08:02,730 I'll feel good. 1370 01:08:02,889 --> 01:08:05,289 It seems he needs a brain transplant surgery! 1371 01:08:07,331 --> 01:08:10,080 Let me show you this. It's a latest design. 1372 01:08:10,193 --> 01:08:12,153 It will be in trend during the 'navratri'. 1373 01:08:13,122 --> 01:08:15,002 This is really nice. But... 1374 01:08:16,286 --> 01:08:18,766 It's actually very pretty, but... 1375 01:08:19,098 --> 01:08:21,138 But I can't don party wear for 'garba'(folk dance). 1376 01:08:21,763 --> 01:08:24,003 And wearing 'chaniya' for the party... 1377 01:08:24,502 --> 01:08:26,644 No ways! It will suffocate me. 1378 01:08:26,669 --> 01:08:28,292 Meghna's idea... 1379 01:08:28,515 --> 01:08:29,795 Will you please show me that? 1380 01:08:30,181 --> 01:08:31,421 Premila ji. 1381 01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:34,740 - Hello, ma'am. - Hi. 1382 01:08:34,765 --> 01:08:38,005 I'm Chintan Parikh, owner of this boutique. 1383 01:08:38,801 --> 01:08:41,361 This traditional 'chaniya' will definitely suit you. 1384 01:08:41,386 --> 01:08:44,347 But I think you should experiment with it. 1385 01:08:44,372 --> 01:08:46,212 You seem to be a trendsetter. 1386 01:08:46,339 --> 01:08:47,699 So, you need something... 1387 01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:50,065 - that you can wear both at a party and... - Actually, you're right. 1388 01:08:50,140 --> 01:08:51,980 - I see. - After the 'garba', Radhika... 1389 01:08:52,492 --> 01:08:54,372 I mean, I've to attend my friend's birthday party. 1390 01:08:54,397 --> 01:08:55,761 I can't go to her birthday party in a traditional dress. 1391 01:08:55,786 --> 01:08:58,076 - Not at all. - I can't even go home and change. 1392 01:08:58,171 --> 01:09:00,731 - Mom won't allow me to go. - Mom, oh... 1393 01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:04,081 Everybody will be in party wear in the Insta posts. 1394 01:09:04,105 --> 01:09:06,987 Only I will be in a traditional dress. It's so stressful! 1395 01:09:07,636 --> 01:09:08,996 Hashtag '#fashionfail'! 1396 01:09:09,236 --> 01:09:12,476 Don't take stress, I have a perfect piece for you. 1397 01:09:12,501 --> 01:09:13,941 Just give me a second. 1398 01:09:28,547 --> 01:09:29,667 Wow! 1399 01:09:30,035 --> 01:09:31,555 - Can I try it on? - Sure. 1400 01:09:32,003 --> 01:09:33,483 Hi, this is Bhakti Kubavat. 1401 01:09:33,508 --> 01:09:36,065 And you can see me wearing this beautiful outfit 1402 01:09:36,090 --> 01:09:37,370 in three different styles. 1403 01:09:37,473 --> 01:09:39,933 This is by a very amazing designer... 1404 01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:41,847 who is very talented and innovative. 1405 01:09:41,872 --> 01:09:45,159 Check this outfit out at a very outstanding store. 1406 01:09:45,496 --> 01:09:46,936 'Parikh & Sons'. 1407 01:10:10,933 --> 01:10:12,373 Enjoy your party. 1408 01:10:12,486 --> 01:10:13,566 Thank you! 1409 01:10:17,826 --> 01:10:19,826 You've saved my day. Bye. 1410 01:10:21,972 --> 01:10:23,722 [HORN HONKS] 1411 01:10:27,170 --> 01:10:28,570 Mission successful! 1412 01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:32,675 Chintan, when did you return from Ambaji? 1413 01:10:32,721 --> 01:10:34,721 When will I get your wedding invitation? 1414 01:10:34,746 --> 01:10:37,384 Jyoti, bring my altered dresses if they are ready. 1415 01:10:37,409 --> 01:10:39,972 And yes, will you pay me my rent next month... 1416 01:10:39,997 --> 01:10:41,683 or should I take away more sarees? 1417 01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:43,908 Actually, the thing that... 1418 01:10:43,933 --> 01:10:47,093 'Start with your excuses that you have no money...' 1419 01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:49,886 'so that I can take more sarees and sell them off!' 1420 01:10:49,911 --> 01:10:50,991 Sell them? 1421 01:10:51,503 --> 01:10:56,623 I feel like selling off the entire stock and paying you your rent today itself. 1422 01:10:57,503 --> 01:11:00,019 Come on, let's finalize our accounts. 1423 01:11:00,044 --> 01:11:02,432 Jyoti, send Shanti with madam... 1424 01:11:02,472 --> 01:11:04,730 and get back the deposited sarees from her place. 1425 01:11:04,872 --> 01:11:08,392 Also call Ramniklal and tell him to take the entire stock back. 1426 01:11:09,236 --> 01:11:11,934 Okay. How much is the pending amount, sister Bhadra? 1427 01:11:12,399 --> 01:11:16,870 Never mind. All your sarees are always classy. 1428 01:11:16,895 --> 01:11:18,855 I took them away because I liked them. 1429 01:11:18,885 --> 01:11:21,485 Take it that I've bought them. 1430 01:11:21,544 --> 01:11:24,104 - It will benefit your business. - So nice of you! 1431 01:11:24,129 --> 01:11:26,394 In that case, take the bills for those sarees. 1432 01:11:26,419 --> 01:11:29,120 I already have the accounts for the sarees. 1433 01:11:29,196 --> 01:11:32,196 - Monthly rent for this shop is Rs.18000. - Yes. 1434 01:11:32,355 --> 01:11:35,269 Last week, you took 3 sarees worth Rs.12500. 1435 01:11:35,294 --> 01:11:36,901 And 2 sarees worth Rs.8000. 1436 01:11:36,926 --> 01:11:38,964 The total amount is Rs.53500. 1437 01:11:38,989 --> 01:11:42,709 Yesterday, you had come again in my absence. 1438 01:11:44,582 --> 01:11:48,047 This time, you took one saree worth Rs.15000 and 2 sarees worth Rs.13000. 1439 01:11:48,072 --> 01:11:50,312 If we total this amount, then... Hey! 1440 01:11:50,790 --> 01:11:52,990 I forgot to count the alteration charges. 1441 01:11:53,551 --> 01:11:58,431 But, since our relations aren't that bad... 1442 01:11:58,550 --> 01:12:00,065 I'll waive off the alteration charges. 1443 01:12:01,007 --> 01:12:03,447 So the total amount now is Rs.94500. 1444 01:12:03,472 --> 01:12:07,472 Divide this total with the rent amount of Rs.18000 per month. 1445 01:12:07,497 --> 01:12:09,737 So how many months' rent... 1446 01:12:09,762 --> 01:12:12,347 - 5.25... - 5.25 months. 1447 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:15,107 Round figure 6 months. 1448 01:12:15,396 --> 01:12:16,316 Why 6? 1449 01:12:16,568 --> 01:12:17,568 It's 5.25 months. 1450 01:12:17,593 --> 01:12:20,153 Sister Bhadra, your mathematics is very poor. 1451 01:12:20,178 --> 01:12:21,258 Since the past one month... 1452 01:12:21,283 --> 01:12:23,883 you've been advertising your show through my shop. 1453 01:12:23,908 --> 01:12:28,323 You had said that a newspaper ad will cost you Rs.10000. 1454 01:12:28,777 --> 01:12:30,839 But here, your ad is being displayed everyday. 1455 01:12:30,864 --> 01:12:34,664 That too, to your target audience. That is, ladies. 1456 01:12:34,881 --> 01:12:36,881 So, the first three months' rent is adjusted with the sarees... 1457 01:12:36,906 --> 01:12:38,986 you took when you pasted this poster. 1458 01:12:39,308 --> 01:12:42,589 So don't ask for any rent for the next three months. 1459 01:12:42,614 --> 01:12:43,694 New stock is here. 1460 01:12:43,719 --> 01:12:46,043 - Jyoti, show her that red saree. - Yes. 1461 01:12:46,098 --> 01:12:48,799 'I wish he wouldn't notice this saree.' 1462 01:12:49,658 --> 01:12:51,818 Hey, I think I've seen this saree somewhere before. 1463 01:12:52,915 --> 01:12:54,875 - This is... - Gift? 1464 01:12:56,802 --> 01:12:58,842 Give me a cup of concoction. 1465 01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:00,919 Right away, mom. 1466 01:13:01,483 --> 01:13:03,643 Jhaver, keep that mobile aside... 1467 01:13:03,798 --> 01:13:04,918 and concentrate on the concoction. 1468 01:13:04,974 --> 01:13:06,414 Else, mom will lose her temper. 1469 01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:08,279 - Hey, listen. - Yes? 1470 01:13:08,385 --> 01:13:09,945 We should start with something like this. 1471 01:13:10,045 --> 01:13:10,765 What's it? 1472 01:13:11,292 --> 01:13:13,372 See this. Mom's cooking. 1473 01:13:13,759 --> 01:13:16,239 Hey, she's Kalpana. 1474 01:13:16,306 --> 01:13:20,306 Yes, her daughter had started a Youtube channel 3 months ago. 1475 01:13:20,966 --> 01:13:23,406 She posts new recipes every alternate day... 1476 01:13:23,496 --> 01:13:26,011 and mints money working from home. 1477 01:13:26,036 --> 01:13:28,269 - Does this Youtube platform pay? - Yes, of course. 1478 01:13:28,429 --> 01:13:30,469 People have earned in millions... 1479 01:13:30,528 --> 01:13:32,288 by posting videos on Youtube. 1480 01:13:32,467 --> 01:13:35,651 Honestly, there's no investment, and only profit. 1481 01:13:35,676 --> 01:13:36,436 Okay. 1482 01:13:36,756 --> 01:13:37,956 Listen to me. 1483 01:13:38,254 --> 01:13:39,894 What if we start with something like this? 1484 01:13:40,540 --> 01:13:41,540 Yes. 1485 01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:45,181 No ways, I don't want to get into all this mess. 1486 01:13:45,206 --> 01:13:46,846 You don't have to do much in this. 1487 01:13:46,871 --> 01:13:49,431 Just make a video and post it on the channel. 1488 01:13:49,778 --> 01:13:52,300 Then we too will earn money working from home. 1489 01:13:53,175 --> 01:13:56,649 It looks easy, but no. I can't do this. 1490 01:13:56,674 --> 01:13:59,862 No 'ifs' and 'buts'. Let's make a trial video. 1491 01:13:59,910 --> 01:14:01,917 Concentrate on the tea. 1492 01:14:03,345 --> 01:14:05,907 - Yes. - You didn't even tell me! 1493 01:14:07,653 --> 01:14:08,933 Greetings. 1494 01:14:09,296 --> 01:14:10,816 I'm Sarla Parikh. 1495 01:14:10,841 --> 01:14:14,881 Today, I will show you how to make dry fruit fritters. 1496 01:14:15,684 --> 01:14:18,924 First, turn on the stove. 1497 01:14:21,339 --> 01:14:22,859 Then heat oil in a pan. 1498 01:14:23,059 --> 01:14:25,219 Will you serve me my tea after my death? 1499 01:14:25,312 --> 01:14:27,672 Yes, coming, mom. Wait a minute. 1500 01:14:29,248 --> 01:14:33,288 "Let me pull the lorry. Come on." 1501 01:14:34,681 --> 01:14:36,841 Set up everything . I will go up and be back in a jiffy. 1502 01:14:36,866 --> 01:14:37,986 Okay. 1503 01:14:38,230 --> 01:14:39,750 - That's it. - Yes. 1504 01:14:42,113 --> 01:14:43,273 Easy, man! 1505 01:14:56,472 --> 01:15:01,152 - Hey, who are you? - Sneha, it's me, Chintan! 1506 01:15:01,532 --> 01:15:03,612 - Stop screaming! - Get down first! 1507 01:15:05,105 --> 01:15:06,505 Listen to me at least! 1508 01:15:07,561 --> 01:15:08,521 Wait a minute! 1509 01:15:09,334 --> 01:15:10,334 Why did you come here? 1510 01:15:10,359 --> 01:15:11,229 - Who are you? - Chintan! 1511 01:15:11,254 --> 01:15:13,190 Have you come here to invite me to your wedding? 1512 01:15:13,215 --> 01:15:15,276 There's a misunderstanding, Sneha! 1513 01:15:15,301 --> 01:15:17,433 Listen to me at least! Please! 1514 01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:20,258 How much time will he take? 1515 01:15:20,283 --> 01:15:23,719 Are you getting late? Do you have to go to buy an IPL team? 1516 01:15:23,744 --> 01:15:25,024 Just wait here quietly. 1517 01:15:25,300 --> 01:15:26,580 Tell me one thing. 1518 01:15:27,365 --> 01:15:31,045 Do you mix your sweat in the spicy water? 1519 01:15:31,070 --> 01:15:31,870 - Sweat? - But... 1520 01:15:33,131 --> 01:15:34,571 Sweat. 1521 01:15:34,596 --> 01:15:38,456 No, I use mineral water. 1522 01:15:38,481 --> 01:15:39,761 Absolutely clean. 1523 01:15:40,026 --> 01:15:41,706 How will one get the taste then? 1524 01:15:41,731 --> 01:15:43,433 You don't know how to make it. 1525 01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:46,578 I will teach you. 1526 01:15:46,641 --> 01:15:49,121 Take potatoes. Then add sweat to it. 1527 01:15:49,146 --> 01:15:50,964 Then take Bengal gram. Add sweat to it. 1528 01:15:50,989 --> 01:15:52,909 - Then take coriander leaves. - Add sweat to it. 1529 01:15:52,934 --> 01:15:54,294 No, add pink salt to it. 1530 01:15:54,319 --> 01:15:55,959 Add sweat in the end as per the taste. 1531 01:15:56,672 --> 01:15:58,912 So you won't be getting married to anyone? 1532 01:15:58,980 --> 01:16:00,140 I will. 1533 01:16:01,847 --> 01:16:03,327 To you, of course. 1534 01:16:05,183 --> 01:16:07,167 Now, let's go. I have a surprise for you. 1535 01:16:07,192 --> 01:16:08,992 I don't want to see it. I'm still very angry, Chintan. 1536 01:16:09,017 --> 01:16:09,753 Just come on. 1537 01:16:09,834 --> 01:16:11,754 I don't want to see anything at this hour. 1538 01:16:12,934 --> 01:16:13,534 Don't see. 1539 01:16:15,159 --> 01:16:17,386 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 1540 01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:21,290 I wish it'd be a little more spicy. 1541 01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:22,675 - Make it spicy. - Sure, sir. 1542 01:16:22,857 --> 01:16:25,882 I'll make it so spicy that you'll remember me even tomorrow morning! 1543 01:16:25,979 --> 01:16:28,659 You've served only two 'puris' so far. Hurry up. 1544 01:16:28,765 --> 01:16:30,285 I'm giving them. Have patience. 1545 01:16:30,374 --> 01:16:32,334 And who are you to teach me? 1546 01:16:34,027 --> 01:16:36,467 You can reduce the amount of sweet chutney. 1547 01:16:36,492 --> 01:16:39,852 Her anger is subsiding now. 1548 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,960 Hardik, you actually served the best 'panipuri'. 1549 01:16:42,985 --> 01:16:43,905 - Thank you. - He has added his sweat too. 1550 01:16:43,930 --> 01:16:44,722 - What? - Keep quiet! 1551 01:16:44,747 --> 01:16:47,467 No... Thank you. You've to pay Rs.30. 1552 01:16:48,324 --> 01:16:51,364 Wonder how many poses I will have to take for a friend. 1553 01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:53,597 You're looking like a hero today! 1554 01:16:54,566 --> 01:16:56,086 Where did you steal this jacket from? 1555 01:17:04,721 --> 01:17:06,347 - Now, a long drive... - Long drive? 1556 01:17:06,372 --> 01:17:07,132 Huh? 1557 01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:08,781 Shall we go for a long drive? 1558 01:17:09,214 --> 01:17:09,894 At this hour? 1559 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:13,300 If you want, we'll wait till morning for your parents to wake up and bless us. 1560 01:17:13,355 --> 01:17:15,230 Of course, at this hour. Let's go. 1561 01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:19,023 Add a little more sweat. 1562 01:17:19,536 --> 01:17:21,925 Let me squeeze the scarf in it! 1563 01:17:21,950 --> 01:17:23,070 - Great - Here you go. See this. 1564 01:17:23,095 --> 01:17:24,511 [ENGINE REVVING] 1565 01:17:24,558 --> 01:17:28,058 Hey... hey... Chintan! 1566 01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:30,923 Where are you going with my bike? How will I go home? 1567 01:17:31,157 --> 01:17:33,797 Oh gosh! I won't go walking! 1568 01:17:34,119 --> 01:17:35,698 Do you want me to book a cab for you? 1569 01:17:35,723 --> 01:17:39,108 - That will be great! - Shut up and wait till he returns. 1570 01:17:39,484 --> 01:17:41,484 Now, make me a plate. Mix the snacks. 1571 01:17:41,509 --> 01:17:43,829 Right away, adding sweat. 1572 01:17:43,854 --> 01:17:48,254 Add everything in the right quantity. I'm also hungry. 1573 01:17:48,374 --> 01:17:50,191 I care about everybody, but nobody cares about me! 1574 01:17:50,216 --> 01:17:52,096 I'm there. Don't worry. 1575 01:17:52,308 --> 01:17:53,628 You're my good friend. 1576 01:17:53,868 --> 01:17:55,428 Do you have any booze? 1577 01:17:56,355 --> 01:17:58,605 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 1578 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:01,943 Yes, see you in the evening. 1579 01:18:03,004 --> 01:18:05,909 Mom, I will return home late tonight. 1580 01:18:05,934 --> 01:18:07,651 I'm going to Nishi's house to study accounts. 1581 01:18:07,676 --> 01:18:09,036 Concentrate in your studies. 1582 01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:10,547 Okay. 1583 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:12,058 Bye. 1584 01:18:12,083 --> 01:18:13,300 Bye. 1585 01:18:16,684 --> 01:18:18,564 - Has she gone, Chintu? - Yes, she has. 1586 01:18:21,623 --> 01:18:23,776 - Make sure she wouldn't know. - Yes. 1587 01:18:23,801 --> 01:18:25,321 Otherwise she will kill me. 1588 01:18:25,586 --> 01:18:26,946 Just give it to me. 1589 01:18:35,980 --> 01:18:37,331 I'm dead! 1590 01:18:37,356 --> 01:18:38,605 - I'm dead! - What happened, mom? 1591 01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:39,990 Gone... gone... 1592 01:18:41,602 --> 01:18:42,322 I'm gone! 1593 01:18:43,097 --> 01:18:44,750 It's time for me to depart! 1594 01:18:44,775 --> 01:18:48,935 See, the Lord of Death has left heaven to take me away! 1595 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,600 - Stop this nonsense, grandma. - I mean it. 1596 01:18:51,826 --> 01:18:53,186 She started it again! 1597 01:18:53,211 --> 01:18:56,167 You'll obviously call it a drama because you'll be happy if I die! 1598 01:18:56,192 --> 01:18:58,056 Grandma, nothing will happen to you. 1599 01:18:58,081 --> 01:19:00,034 You've to complete a century. 1600 01:19:00,059 --> 01:19:01,299 No, Chintu. 1601 01:19:01,324 --> 01:19:03,204 My time is up. 1602 01:19:03,495 --> 01:19:04,375 I saw... 1603 01:19:04,487 --> 01:19:07,847 I saw that all of you were sitting here for the final rites. 1604 01:19:07,908 --> 01:19:10,886 My dead body was lying here covered with a white cloth. 1605 01:19:10,911 --> 01:19:12,511 My face was covered. 1606 01:19:12,536 --> 01:19:13,856 If your face was covered... 1607 01:19:13,881 --> 01:19:16,281 then how did you know that it was your body? 1608 01:19:20,335 --> 01:19:23,415 I possess a unique power. 1609 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:24,800 - You possess it? - Yes. 1610 01:19:25,136 --> 01:19:27,696 Whatever I see in my dream comes true the next day. 1611 01:19:31,171 --> 01:19:33,211 Stop laughing and believe me. 1612 01:19:33,262 --> 01:19:36,062 I once saw a dream that a dog was running behind Meghna. 1613 01:19:36,087 --> 01:19:38,167 The very next day a dog bit her. 1614 01:19:38,192 --> 01:19:40,392 Naturally, the dog bit her because she had taken away its milk. 1615 01:19:41,175 --> 01:19:42,135 You won't believe it. 1616 01:19:42,281 --> 01:19:43,644 Let me tell you another experience. 1617 01:19:43,669 --> 01:19:44,949 This happened before your birth. 1618 01:19:45,269 --> 01:19:48,237 I had a dream that a witch was standing at our door. 1619 01:19:49,514 --> 01:19:51,862 Soon after that, your father married your mother. 1620 01:19:51,887 --> 01:19:53,767 Grandma, please! Don't start all that again! 1621 01:19:55,189 --> 01:19:57,629 One dream comes very frequently. 1622 01:19:57,792 --> 01:19:59,612 That our shop is being looted. 1623 01:19:59,953 --> 01:20:02,105 A masked thief enters the shop... 1624 01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:04,610 stuffs all the cash in a bag and runs away. 1625 01:20:04,635 --> 01:20:07,308 I chase him. And this goes on and on. 1626 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:08,653 You were running? 1627 01:20:08,678 --> 01:20:10,238 Can't one run in a dream? 1628 01:20:10,879 --> 01:20:13,823 But the moment I try to grab his collar, I tend to wake up. 1629 01:20:14,599 --> 01:20:16,639 Thank goodness I'm safe! 1630 01:20:17,406 --> 01:20:18,646 Did you say something? 1631 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,104 Did you hear anything? 1632 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,520 No, I thought you blabbered something. 1633 01:20:23,556 --> 01:20:26,144 Is this power hereditary? 1634 01:20:26,279 --> 01:20:29,319 Sarla, there's some tussle in Joshi's house! 1635 01:20:29,344 --> 01:20:30,744 Come fast! 1636 01:20:32,077 --> 01:20:33,357 Sarla, stop! 1637 01:20:33,950 --> 01:20:35,990 'Oh gosh, I'm caught!' 1638 01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:38,600 'I hope he hasn't noticed.' 1639 01:20:39,764 --> 01:20:41,244 Chintu, please help me. 1640 01:20:51,682 --> 01:20:55,402 Oh God, this pain! 1641 01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:05,751 The Joshi brothers, who lived in a joint family... 1642 01:21:05,831 --> 01:21:07,417 pretending to be loving and caring for each other... 1643 01:21:07,442 --> 01:21:10,842 have finally argued and separated, thanks to Chintan. 1644 01:21:10,974 --> 01:21:14,261 Joshi family sees partition in the near future. 1645 01:21:27,044 --> 01:21:29,684 [NEIGHBOURS CHATTERING] 1646 01:21:29,748 --> 01:21:32,869 [NEIGHBOURS CHATTERING] 1647 01:21:32,894 --> 01:21:34,753 After Chintan's intervention... 1648 01:21:34,778 --> 01:21:37,578 the Joshi family has started to break up. 1649 01:21:37,603 --> 01:21:39,365 [NEIGHBOURS CHATTERING] 1650 01:21:39,390 --> 01:21:43,748 With Joshi uncle's death, Chintan's dreams also died. 1651 01:21:43,773 --> 01:21:45,533 Chintu. Sit down, son. 1652 01:21:45,990 --> 01:21:48,670 You were so right, son. 1653 01:21:49,058 --> 01:21:52,338 Instead of partitioning a house... 1654 01:21:52,662 --> 01:21:55,902 it's better to live separately. 1655 01:21:57,243 --> 01:21:58,603 Do me a favour. 1656 01:21:59,429 --> 01:22:04,029 Call those redevelopment officers tomorrow. 1657 01:22:04,054 --> 01:22:05,474 [QUARRELLING NOISES] 1658 01:22:05,662 --> 01:22:07,582 Your decision is an order for me. 1659 01:22:07,969 --> 01:22:10,271 Enough! Please have some patience! 1660 01:22:10,296 --> 01:22:13,857 Everybody will get the sarees and dresses of their choice! 1661 01:22:14,175 --> 01:22:16,052 Please be patient! You will get everything! 1662 01:22:16,077 --> 01:22:17,557 No, we don't have any other branch. 1663 01:22:17,582 --> 01:22:19,490 It will remain open till 10 PM. 1664 01:22:19,515 --> 01:22:20,880 I'm the owner of this shop. 1665 01:22:20,905 --> 01:22:21,677 What's all this? 1666 01:22:21,702 --> 01:22:23,193 No idea. They are talking about some video. 1667 01:22:23,218 --> 01:22:24,084 What video? 1668 01:22:24,109 --> 01:22:25,189 See this. 1669 01:22:25,663 --> 01:22:27,210 Hi, this is Bhakti Kubavat. 1670 01:22:27,241 --> 01:22:30,811 And you can see me wearing this beautiful outfit in three different styles. 1671 01:22:31,062 --> 01:22:34,320 This is by a very amazing designer who is very talented... 1672 01:22:56,404 --> 01:22:58,604 Who is she waiting for? 1673 01:22:59,093 --> 01:23:01,421 'I hope this dress isn't awkward for the date.' 1674 01:23:01,446 --> 01:23:02,926 In fact, this looks good. 1675 01:23:03,026 --> 01:23:03,946 Hmm? 1676 01:23:05,126 --> 01:23:06,446 Looks good. 1677 01:23:07,270 --> 01:23:09,710 Am I? Then what are you waiting for? 1678 01:23:10,034 --> 01:23:13,194 You family likes me. I like your family. 1679 01:23:13,332 --> 01:23:14,452 Everything is set. 1680 01:23:14,551 --> 01:23:16,347 A lot has to be done yet. 1681 01:23:16,418 --> 01:23:18,600 - But I have... - I'll never let you stay in.... 1682 01:23:18,625 --> 01:23:19,865 my quarrelsome house. 1683 01:23:27,692 --> 01:23:30,132 Do you intend to separate them? 1684 01:23:31,001 --> 01:23:34,530 Eat this quietly. Trying to know my opinion! 1685 01:23:39,342 --> 01:23:40,342 Did you see this? 1686 01:23:40,367 --> 01:23:41,407 I am watching. 1687 01:23:42,617 --> 01:23:43,897 It's your mom's video. 1688 01:23:43,922 --> 01:23:45,642 - Did you see? - Mom's video? 1689 01:23:46,093 --> 01:23:48,173 - Greetings. - The channel name is Parikh Kitchen. 1690 01:23:48,198 --> 01:23:50,725 My name is Sarla Parikh. Today I will... 1691 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:52,630 What's going on in the house? 1692 01:23:52,655 --> 01:23:54,215 How many more secrets are yet to be exposed? 1693 01:23:55,022 --> 01:23:57,142 Today I got to know that grandma... 1694 01:23:57,167 --> 01:23:58,167 Grandma, what? 1695 01:23:58,633 --> 01:23:59,473 Huh? 1696 01:24:00,179 --> 01:24:01,553 You place the order, I'll be right back. 1697 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:03,340 Hey! 1698 01:24:04,261 --> 01:24:06,981 - Uncle stopped me. - Don't give me excuses! 1699 01:24:09,124 --> 01:24:11,164 Where shall we eat? Here, or there? 1700 01:24:11,189 --> 01:24:12,269 Will you eat steamed food? 1701 01:24:12,294 --> 01:24:14,214 No ways! We aren't here to eat steamed food! 1702 01:24:14,239 --> 01:24:15,519 Hey, no. I've given him some money on credit. 1703 01:24:15,551 --> 01:24:18,471 There's life beyond money. Alright, I will give you a treat today. 1704 01:24:18,701 --> 01:24:19,901 It will be memorable for you. 1705 01:24:20,044 --> 01:24:20,804 Let's go there. 1706 01:24:20,829 --> 01:24:22,960 - Yes, that's our fixed place. - Exactly. 1707 01:24:24,139 --> 01:24:27,114 Lalu bhai, serve us our regular order. 1708 01:24:27,139 --> 01:24:29,659 Serve me a good quantity. I'm really hungry today. 1709 01:24:32,612 --> 01:24:35,852 I was really dying to eat these eggs! 1710 01:24:38,753 --> 01:24:40,393 'I'm done for! How come he is...' 1711 01:24:40,554 --> 01:24:41,834 'Find some excuse, Meghna!' 1712 01:24:41,971 --> 01:24:43,411 'Let me say that I was unaware about eggs in this dish.' 1713 01:24:43,517 --> 01:24:45,437 'No, this is vegan egg.' 1714 01:24:45,527 --> 01:24:47,475 'No, Google had challenged me to eat it.' 1715 01:24:49,398 --> 01:24:50,358 How could you challenge me to do it? 1716 01:24:50,383 --> 01:24:51,772 - Challenge? - I had... 1717 01:24:51,797 --> 01:24:55,397 For all the fake excuses you had in mind, you get an egg! 1718 01:24:55,693 --> 01:24:58,053 - Actually, Chintan. - You better keep quiet! 1719 01:24:58,078 --> 01:25:01,278 Your entire family is full of fakesters! 1720 01:25:02,220 --> 01:25:03,420 Tell me one thing, Meghna. 1721 01:25:03,707 --> 01:25:06,655 Does veganism say 'no' to milk but 'yes' to eggs? 1722 01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:08,000 When was this decided? 1723 01:25:08,370 --> 01:25:10,410 Because of you, everybody is drinking black tea at home. 1724 01:25:10,435 --> 01:25:12,115 Grandma is suffering from constipation. 1725 01:25:12,252 --> 01:25:16,022 I was going to buy you expensive almond milk, but you... 1726 01:25:16,047 --> 01:25:18,087 Why? Did I ask you to? 1727 01:25:19,091 --> 01:25:20,011 Bro, I... 1728 01:25:21,253 --> 01:25:24,373 I became vegan because I wanted to save money. 1729 01:25:24,398 --> 01:25:25,478 I see! 1730 01:25:26,114 --> 01:25:27,554 I've calculated everything. 1731 01:25:27,786 --> 01:25:28,928 Hold this. 1732 01:25:29,942 --> 01:25:30,822 See this. 1733 01:25:33,233 --> 01:25:35,033 We spend Rs.1900 on milk every month. 1734 01:25:35,194 --> 01:25:37,314 Then cheese, ghee, butter... 1735 01:25:37,349 --> 01:25:38,589 And cottage cheese every Sunday. 1736 01:25:38,990 --> 01:25:42,270 All this would sum up to Rs.3500 per month. 1737 01:25:43,534 --> 01:25:46,374 I don't like to see you working alone to make ends meet. 1738 01:25:46,978 --> 01:25:49,498 So, I contributed in my own way. 1739 01:25:49,786 --> 01:25:50,786 Yes, Chintan. 1740 01:25:50,811 --> 01:25:54,858 She also made us stop bursting firecrackers so as to save your money. 1741 01:25:54,883 --> 01:25:57,123 She can refrain from bursting it, but allow us at least! 1742 01:25:57,170 --> 01:25:58,850 - You... - Let me speak, Meghna! 1743 01:25:58,908 --> 01:26:02,772 Just to compete with others, even you will go... 1744 01:26:02,797 --> 01:26:04,686 out of your budget to burst crackers. 1745 01:26:04,867 --> 01:26:07,507 Such comparison will waste everybody's money. 1746 01:26:07,532 --> 01:26:09,532 So she has put a ban on the entire colony. 1747 01:26:09,557 --> 01:26:10,517 - You... - Don't! 1748 01:26:10,794 --> 01:26:11,639 Just to save Rs.50... 1749 01:26:11,664 --> 01:26:14,184 she defuses the main supply any time of her own will. 1750 01:26:14,346 --> 01:26:16,553 Wonder what she will do by saving all this money. 1751 01:26:16,578 --> 01:26:18,538 She's doing her MBA so that she can earn money. 1752 01:26:18,563 --> 01:26:20,523 Actually, she's interested in fashion designing. 1753 01:26:20,796 --> 01:26:23,196 - Keep quiet! - No, don't! Let me speak! 1754 01:26:23,851 --> 01:26:26,796 The moment she notices a switch is on, she runs to turn it off. 1755 01:26:26,821 --> 01:26:29,701 That day, she ran to shut down Kanji uncle's ventilator. 1756 01:26:29,726 --> 01:26:30,966 I stopped her. 1757 01:26:31,507 --> 01:26:33,507 Otherwise, he'd have been dead by now. 1758 01:26:33,957 --> 01:26:35,357 Is it true, Meghna? 1759 01:26:35,502 --> 01:26:38,702 Bro, Kanji uncle's time was up. 1760 01:26:38,727 --> 01:26:40,367 I'm asking about your MBA. 1761 01:26:42,466 --> 01:26:44,522 Yes, but... after completing my MBA... 1762 01:26:44,547 --> 01:26:47,587 Forget MBA and join a fashion designing course. 1763 01:26:47,612 --> 01:26:49,132 Don't worry about the money. 1764 01:26:49,208 --> 01:26:51,154 - I'm there to take care of everything. - But... 1765 01:26:51,179 --> 01:26:53,659 You don't know how talented you are. 1766 01:26:53,684 --> 01:26:56,819 Your idea of a traditional dress with a zip has become a superhit! 1767 01:26:56,844 --> 01:26:59,436 There's a queue outside our shop! 1768 01:26:59,524 --> 01:27:01,124 You used my idea? 1769 01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:03,008 But when did I... 1770 01:27:03,033 --> 01:27:05,033 Meghna, you should charge a commission. 1771 01:27:05,058 --> 01:27:05,858 How much was the profit? 1772 01:27:05,883 --> 01:27:08,180 Forget about commissions. Let's have a partnership. 1773 01:27:08,324 --> 01:27:09,699 Complete your fashion designing course first. 1774 01:27:09,738 --> 01:27:12,989 - Then we'll have a great partnership. - Hi. 1775 01:27:14,785 --> 01:27:15,785 Hi. 1776 01:27:15,915 --> 01:27:18,475 Isn't she the same girl? 1777 01:27:18,695 --> 01:27:21,415 Are you courting her? 1778 01:27:22,671 --> 01:27:23,671 Language! 1779 01:27:26,733 --> 01:27:29,539 We are in a relationship since the past four years. 1780 01:27:30,196 --> 01:27:31,196 Oh! 1781 01:27:32,363 --> 01:27:34,403 This is a big surprise, bro! 1782 01:27:36,790 --> 01:27:38,070 After all, I am your brother. 1783 01:27:42,052 --> 01:27:43,212 No, thanks. 1784 01:27:44,415 --> 01:27:46,626 [BACKGROUND CHATTER] 1785 01:27:46,945 --> 01:27:48,500 Why did he have to die now? 1786 01:27:48,525 --> 01:27:50,765 I had to go out for dinner. 1787 01:27:51,052 --> 01:27:52,612 Grandma! 1788 01:27:53,001 --> 01:27:54,844 Why are you running to complain about me? 1789 01:27:54,869 --> 01:27:56,283 We had a deal, Chintu! 1790 01:27:56,308 --> 01:27:57,268 Chintu, no! 1791 01:27:57,494 --> 01:27:59,414 - Stop! - Hey, deal breaker! 1792 01:27:59,527 --> 01:28:01,313 - Since this morning... - Stop your chattering, ladies! 1793 01:28:01,338 --> 01:28:03,498 If you expose me, I will expose you! 1794 01:28:03,921 --> 01:28:04,977 Chintu, no! 1795 01:28:05,002 --> 01:28:06,002 Make way, please. 1796 01:28:06,365 --> 01:28:07,805 Chintu, no! 1797 01:28:08,121 --> 01:28:10,801 [women chattering] 1798 01:28:10,881 --> 01:28:14,561 [women chattering] 1799 01:28:22,203 --> 01:28:24,828 [SOBBING] 1800 01:28:35,922 --> 01:28:37,042 Chintan... 1801 01:28:38,095 --> 01:28:40,618 Don't cry, son. Calm down. 1802 01:28:41,239 --> 01:28:43,039 Nothing is in our control. 1803 01:28:44,012 --> 01:28:46,178 - Yes, dad. - You keep away! 1804 01:28:47,061 --> 01:28:49,926 Don't cry, son. This is a part of life. 1805 01:28:50,782 --> 01:28:52,662 Calm down. He will come back. 1806 01:28:53,746 --> 01:28:55,226 Did he tell you before going? 1807 01:28:56,741 --> 01:28:58,382 'If a neighbour is crying so much,' 1808 01:28:58,407 --> 01:29:00,167 'then I will have to cry more than him.' 1809 01:29:05,575 --> 01:29:08,895 Dad! 1810 01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:10,984 'So much of drama for the property?' 1811 01:29:11,009 --> 01:29:13,009 'I will be more dramatic than you!' 1812 01:29:13,286 --> 01:29:15,913 Dad! 1813 01:29:15,938 --> 01:29:18,498 God, you're so unfair! 1814 01:29:18,523 --> 01:29:23,429 Dad, why did you leave us and go away? 1815 01:29:23,454 --> 01:29:27,134 Please speak to us! 1816 01:29:32,421 --> 01:29:34,141 God! 1817 01:29:34,220 --> 01:29:36,546 - Dad, please say something! - With Joshi uncle's death... 1818 01:29:36,571 --> 01:29:39,411 Chintan's dreams also died. 1819 01:29:39,883 --> 01:29:42,031 'They can't even cry properly!' 1820 01:29:42,056 --> 01:29:45,804 'Grandma, you're next in queue, I guess.' 1821 01:29:45,829 --> 01:29:48,309 - 'I'll give you a tight slap! Shut up!' - 'I didn't mean that.' 1822 01:29:48,538 --> 01:29:50,335 - Dad! - I mean, age wise. 1823 01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:54,320 After uncle Joshi, you will be the chairman of the colony. 1824 01:30:02,555 --> 01:30:03,635 Hey! 1825 01:30:04,654 --> 01:30:07,094 - Why were you bending over me? - Your radio, grandma. 1826 01:30:07,119 --> 01:30:08,759 See, I've got it repaired. 1827 01:30:09,012 --> 01:30:10,226 Take it and listen to it. 1828 01:30:10,251 --> 01:30:12,691 - And my passbook? - Listen to me first. 1829 01:30:14,319 --> 01:30:16,919 You're the chairman of the colony now. 1830 01:30:17,436 --> 01:30:18,749 I mean, the chairwoman. 1831 01:30:19,165 --> 01:30:22,445 This colony is England, and my grandma is Elizabeth here! 1832 01:30:22,470 --> 01:30:23,670 Wow! 1833 01:30:23,756 --> 01:30:24,876 Who's this Eliza? 1834 01:30:26,509 --> 01:30:28,189 The queen of England. 1835 01:30:28,269 --> 01:30:30,734 - Queen? - Yes. 1836 01:30:30,962 --> 01:30:33,122 This is your kingdom now. 1837 01:30:33,475 --> 01:30:35,235 Work towards the welfare of your subjects... 1838 01:30:35,260 --> 01:30:37,860 and you will be remembered for generations. 1839 01:30:37,943 --> 01:30:39,741 'I wish my statue would be installed at the crossroad.' 1840 01:30:39,766 --> 01:30:41,046 It will be. 1841 01:30:41,147 --> 01:30:42,907 'What if this colony be renamed after my name?' 1842 01:30:42,932 --> 01:30:43,972 It will happen that way. 1843 01:30:44,092 --> 01:30:44,972 What will happen? 1844 01:30:45,944 --> 01:30:47,184 All your wishes will be fulfilled. 1845 01:30:47,649 --> 01:30:50,889 But for you to be Elizabeth... 1846 01:30:51,310 --> 01:30:53,390 the colony should be transformed into England. 1847 01:30:53,759 --> 01:30:55,159 Just imagine... 1848 01:30:55,402 --> 01:31:00,082 A luxurious flat in place of this dilapidated house. 1849 01:31:00,813 --> 01:31:05,656 A spacious room instead of this small shelf. 1850 01:31:05,681 --> 01:31:09,281 Play your radio on high volume! Shout out at the top of your voice! 1851 01:31:09,369 --> 01:31:12,539 - Nobody will listen to you. - Nobody will listen? 1852 01:31:12,734 --> 01:31:13,851 Nobody at all. 1853 01:31:14,367 --> 01:31:18,788 Far away from Meghna and mom's daily bickering! 1854 01:31:18,813 --> 01:31:19,853 Alone! 1855 01:31:20,249 --> 01:31:21,209 Alone? 1856 01:31:21,706 --> 01:31:23,186 All alone! 1857 01:31:23,723 --> 01:31:24,963 All alone? 1858 01:31:25,448 --> 01:31:28,328 Grandma, the builders will be coming tomorrow. 1859 01:31:28,510 --> 01:31:29,670 What do you think? 1860 01:31:31,873 --> 01:31:33,616 In the game of snakes and ladders... 1861 01:31:33,641 --> 01:31:37,721 when you somehow reach position 98... 1862 01:31:37,746 --> 01:31:43,826 a snake can bite you and gulp you to drop... 1863 01:31:43,851 --> 01:31:46,916 ...at position number 17. How will you feel then? 1864 01:31:46,941 --> 01:31:49,701 I had such big dreams. 1865 01:31:50,512 --> 01:31:54,272 Big dreams. 1866 01:31:54,355 --> 01:31:55,835 What were your dreams? 1867 01:31:55,860 --> 01:32:02,109 That Sneha and I will have a luxurious and spacious flat. 1868 01:32:02,677 --> 01:32:04,077 - 3 BHK. - What? 1869 01:32:04,888 --> 01:32:08,558 Fie upon you! Even your dreams are middle class! 1870 01:32:08,903 --> 01:32:10,063 Only 3 BHK? 1871 01:32:10,744 --> 01:32:13,424 30 BHK! Happy? 1872 01:32:13,557 --> 01:32:15,265 With 30 bathrooms. 1873 01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:18,650 You illiterate guy! 1874 01:32:19,205 --> 01:32:20,725 B for bedroom. 1875 01:32:21,767 --> 01:32:22,927 Roger that. 1876 01:32:25,529 --> 01:32:30,960 So much at the top... 1877 01:32:30,985 --> 01:32:36,242 that, when you look down, Ambani's house will appear this tiny! 1878 01:32:36,748 --> 01:32:39,632 Even my peg is bigger than that! [LAUGHS] 1879 01:32:40,249 --> 01:32:43,289 You've nailed it! Must appreciate! 1880 01:32:44,008 --> 01:32:52,448 When you open the windows, the clouds will come inside. 1881 01:32:52,473 --> 01:32:55,433 And one will sleep on the clouds. 1882 01:32:55,585 --> 01:32:58,734 "Pull some clouds, I feel cold." 1883 01:32:58,759 --> 01:33:03,599 - "Pull some clouds, I feel cold." - All the rooms will be air conditioned. 1884 01:33:05,260 --> 01:33:07,577 - Including bathrooms? - Yes, of course. 1885 01:33:07,679 --> 01:33:08,799 Wow! 1886 01:33:10,196 --> 01:33:11,156 Bathroom... 1887 01:33:11,181 --> 01:33:15,421 When you bathe with hot water in the bathroom with the AC on... 1888 01:33:15,469 --> 01:33:18,349 will you feel cold or hot? 1889 01:33:19,593 --> 01:33:22,018 - It feels good. - Yes, it feels good! 1890 01:33:23,342 --> 01:33:25,542 That's true! It feels good! 1891 01:33:29,082 --> 01:33:30,042 Hello. 1892 01:33:30,359 --> 01:33:32,014 Hello, Chintan? Deval here. 1893 01:33:32,039 --> 01:33:34,199 Hello, Dhaval, what's up? 1894 01:33:34,224 --> 01:33:35,718 Hi, Dhaval! What's up? 1895 01:33:35,743 --> 01:33:38,538 This is Deval, your counsellor. Remember? 1896 01:33:38,563 --> 01:33:41,923 Hardik has sent his regards, Deval. 1897 01:33:42,049 --> 01:33:43,329 Are you drunk? 1898 01:33:43,732 --> 01:33:47,692 Not exactly. Just mixed it with the cold drinks. 1899 01:33:47,717 --> 01:33:49,357 But I am in my senses. Tell me. 1900 01:33:50,235 --> 01:33:52,795 Chintan, I'm going to watch a show. 1901 01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:56,244 There's this man who claims that he can read women's minds. 1902 01:33:56,269 --> 01:33:58,320 - Oh, really? - I think you should come. 1903 01:33:58,506 --> 01:33:59,952 I'm sending you a photo. Please check. 1904 01:33:59,977 --> 01:34:01,297 Sure. Send me. 1905 01:34:03,758 --> 01:34:05,554 [MESSAGE RECEIVED TONE] 1906 01:34:11,958 --> 01:34:14,438 This looks like the one in Bhadra's ad. 1907 01:34:15,892 --> 01:34:17,692 Bhadra in a beard? 1908 01:34:18,009 --> 01:34:19,289 Let's go, Bhadra. 1909 01:34:19,525 --> 01:34:20,885 Hey, wait. 1910 01:34:28,984 --> 01:34:31,460 Ever since the creation of this universe... 1911 01:34:31,485 --> 01:34:33,925 there has been only one division... 1912 01:34:34,215 --> 01:34:36,175 which is very important. 1913 01:34:37,169 --> 01:34:40,049 That division is male and female. 1914 01:34:40,324 --> 01:34:42,964 Completely opposite to each other. 1915 01:34:43,096 --> 01:34:46,230 Hello, my friend! Hey! 1916 01:34:46,337 --> 01:34:48,097 What happened? 1917 01:34:48,122 --> 01:34:51,442 He felt bad and sat down, and isn't talking to me now! 1918 01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:54,140 Never mind, let's go. 1919 01:34:54,353 --> 01:34:59,073 In the case of Pakistan, at least we know what they want. 1920 01:34:59,678 --> 01:35:03,827 But in the case of women, they themselves don't know what they want. 1921 01:35:03,852 --> 01:35:06,772 Many of you would agree with me. 1922 01:35:07,102 --> 01:35:10,342 Suppose a woman wants to go out. 1923 01:35:10,568 --> 01:35:11,568 What will she do? 1924 01:35:11,593 --> 01:35:13,327 - Look for the F corner - She won't get ready quickly. 1925 01:35:13,352 --> 01:35:15,832 - Check for F. - She will think about what to wear. 1926 01:35:15,890 --> 01:35:19,050 She will keep wondering what to wear. 1927 01:35:19,346 --> 01:35:24,991 Then she will take out all the dresses from her nicely arranged wardrobe. 1928 01:35:25,062 --> 01:35:27,542 She will spend an hour trying on all those dresses. 1929 01:35:28,106 --> 01:35:31,820 Finally, she will say: "I have..." 1930 01:35:31,845 --> 01:35:33,765 "Nothing to wear!" 1931 01:35:33,790 --> 01:35:36,550 Correct! You seem to be experienced! Right? 1932 01:35:36,988 --> 01:35:39,588 I don't think there's an F row here. 1933 01:35:39,613 --> 01:35:41,866 - Let's go to the other hall. - Chintan! 1934 01:35:41,891 --> 01:35:42,999 - Chintan! - No need to be upset. 1935 01:35:43,024 --> 01:35:43,843 - Come here! - Yes. 1936 01:35:43,868 --> 01:35:46,108 - It's found. - On the other side. 1937 01:35:46,355 --> 01:35:49,320 A man's wardrobe may be messy and unorganised... 1938 01:35:49,693 --> 01:35:51,570 - but it's completely sorted. - Sorry. 1939 01:35:51,595 --> 01:35:52,851 Madam, don't be angry. 1940 01:35:53,032 --> 01:35:57,538 - Hardik, collect these popcorns for her. - A man can wear the same pant.... 1941 01:35:57,993 --> 01:35:59,593 for many days. 1942 01:36:00,211 --> 01:36:03,609 I have a few friends who don't even change their underwear. 1943 01:36:03,672 --> 01:36:05,304 [LAUGHS] 1944 01:36:05,495 --> 01:36:07,175 Let it be. Nobody will notice. 1945 01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:11,359 He must be doing the same on the pretext of friends! 1946 01:36:12,951 --> 01:36:15,951 A woman's mind is a riddle... 1947 01:36:16,371 --> 01:36:19,171 to which she herself has no solution. 1948 01:36:21,007 --> 01:36:23,407 And I am going to prove it again here. 1949 01:36:23,610 --> 01:36:24,490 In front of you. 1950 01:36:24,635 --> 01:36:25,995 Is he married? 1951 01:36:26,070 --> 01:36:27,283 Hey, are you... 1952 01:36:27,308 --> 01:36:29,668 Stop it! You'll get me thrashed! 1953 01:36:30,053 --> 01:36:32,064 - Do you have more popcorns? - Yeah, sir, you. 1954 01:36:32,347 --> 01:36:34,094 - Me? - Yes, you. 1955 01:36:34,516 --> 01:36:36,356 Will you please come on stage? 1956 01:36:37,129 --> 01:36:38,289 Great! 1957 01:36:38,842 --> 01:36:40,762 They seem to be married. 1958 01:36:41,027 --> 01:36:42,987 - Please, come. - Why are they applauding? 1959 01:36:43,910 --> 01:36:44,750 Welcome. 1960 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,057 Please. 1961 01:36:51,838 --> 01:36:54,318 I want to ask you a very simple question. 1962 01:36:55,371 --> 01:36:56,931 What's the date of your wedding? 1963 01:36:57,371 --> 01:36:59,091 No, not you, ma'am. 1964 01:36:59,654 --> 01:37:02,654 Please... you tell me, sir. What's the date of your wedding? 1965 01:37:07,365 --> 01:37:09,002 6th December! 1966 01:37:12,229 --> 01:37:15,049 - The riddle is solved! - Right! 1967 01:37:15,294 --> 01:37:17,986 Excuse me. Will you please sit down? 1968 01:37:18,011 --> 01:37:20,051 You keep quiet! 1969 01:37:21,178 --> 01:37:25,803 Ladies and gentlemen, this is my friend Chintan Parikh. 1970 01:37:26,221 --> 01:37:31,741 He can read any woman's mind and tell you about it. 1971 01:37:31,766 --> 01:37:35,728 If you doubt, you can bet for Rs.200. Come on, Chintu! Get up! 1972 01:37:35,753 --> 01:37:39,314 Come on, let's show your power to them, bro! 1973 01:37:39,339 --> 01:37:41,221 - Excuse me, what is going on? - Come on. 1974 01:37:41,430 --> 01:37:43,990 - Pass the popcorn. - Tell me where to start from. 1975 01:37:44,315 --> 01:37:46,035 Start from her. 1976 01:37:46,570 --> 01:37:50,207 You're going to cook 'sabudana khichdi' today, right? 1977 01:37:50,239 --> 01:37:51,479 How did you know? 1978 01:37:51,846 --> 01:37:53,313 Don't do it again! 1979 01:37:53,338 --> 01:37:55,058 Give me Rs200. 1980 01:37:57,256 --> 01:38:01,336 You've lied to your boyfriend and come here, right? 1981 01:38:04,931 --> 01:38:06,851 Oh hello! Please, please! 1982 01:38:08,127 --> 01:38:10,727 Madam, you've stuck nose wax beneath your seat, right? 1983 01:38:10,752 --> 01:38:12,832 How do you know? 1984 01:38:12,923 --> 01:38:15,083 Are you also omniscient like me? 1985 01:38:15,108 --> 01:38:17,611 No, I saw her doing that. Like this. 1986 01:38:19,205 --> 01:38:20,596 Will you please stop this? 1987 01:38:20,621 --> 01:38:23,181 A dress torn at the underarm will not be visible. 1988 01:38:23,257 --> 01:38:25,930 No, it's not because I'm drunk. I can read your mind as it is. 1989 01:38:25,955 --> 01:38:28,838 Aunt, you're pregnant at this age? 1990 01:38:28,863 --> 01:38:30,343 Congratulations! 1991 01:38:30,697 --> 01:38:33,432 - Security, take them out! - Congratulations! 1992 01:38:33,457 --> 01:38:35,537 Congratulations! 1993 01:38:39,909 --> 01:38:42,429 Rs.200 to you from me. 1994 01:38:42,454 --> 01:38:45,744 - Are they your elder sons? - Hey! 1995 01:38:46,229 --> 01:38:48,989 - Alright, I won't tell anybody. - Don't touch here, it tickles me! 1996 01:38:49,014 --> 01:38:50,135 Take them out! 1997 01:38:54,938 --> 01:38:56,858 She found me cute! 1998 01:38:57,341 --> 01:38:59,301 Guys, listen! 1999 01:38:59,334 --> 01:39:01,064 I'm telling you, don't touch me there! 2000 01:39:01,089 --> 01:39:03,010 It tickles me! Please, put me down! 2001 01:39:03,035 --> 01:39:05,355 Leave him! 2002 01:39:05,380 --> 01:39:06,940 - Leave them! - Hey! 2003 01:39:06,965 --> 01:39:09,588 - Leave them! - Somebody called me cute! 2004 01:39:09,613 --> 01:39:12,260 - He threw away my popcorns! - Cute! 2005 01:39:12,285 --> 01:39:14,285 - Congratulations! - Wow, Chintan! 2006 01:39:14,597 --> 01:39:16,517 Today I got to see a different form of yours. 2007 01:39:16,616 --> 01:39:17,576 Who's she? 2008 01:39:17,816 --> 01:39:18,816 Bhadra madam. 2009 01:39:18,841 --> 01:39:22,325 - That witch? - No, the owner of my shop... 2010 01:39:22,380 --> 01:39:25,344 - the highly respectable Bhadra madam! - All hail, sister Bhadra. 2011 01:39:25,369 --> 01:39:27,049 If you're such a good actor... 2012 01:39:27,074 --> 01:39:28,783 then why don't you try it on stage? 2013 01:39:28,808 --> 01:39:33,088 What if we organize your show in place of Tanmay? 2014 01:39:35,074 --> 01:39:36,634 - You can go for it. - Chintan. 2015 01:39:38,076 --> 01:39:39,356 This is not right. 2016 01:39:39,521 --> 01:39:40,627 Right? 2017 01:39:44,752 --> 01:39:46,592 How much will you pay me? 2018 01:39:46,617 --> 01:39:51,137 For the next experiment, I will need two men. 2019 01:39:51,799 --> 01:39:55,319 May I have two men from the audience? 2020 01:40:01,986 --> 01:40:04,986 Sir! 2021 01:40:05,011 --> 01:40:07,783 Please be quiet! Listen to me! 2022 01:40:07,808 --> 01:40:09,448 Rs.200 for every question. 2023 01:40:09,473 --> 01:40:11,408 And keep your mobiles back. A selfie will cost you Rs.50 extra. 2024 01:40:11,674 --> 01:40:13,713 - I am here. - Sir, can I get your number? 2025 01:40:13,738 --> 01:40:14,963 Sir, how do you do this? Where's your office? 2026 01:40:14,988 --> 01:40:15,948 Please, sir. 2027 01:40:16,194 --> 01:40:17,594 Pay attention. 2028 01:40:17,619 --> 01:40:20,779 Request you to keep the change Rs.826 in hand. 2029 01:40:20,894 --> 01:40:23,978 Sir is busy. You will get a chance after half an hour. 2030 01:40:24,003 --> 01:40:26,846 Until then, wait at table no.10. Okay? 2031 01:40:26,907 --> 01:40:28,467 Sir, I was told Rs. 700... 2032 01:40:28,539 --> 01:40:30,339 What about the government tax? Give me Rs.700. 2033 01:40:30,364 --> 01:40:32,124 This will be for the GST. Take this. 2034 01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:35,323 [INAUDIBLE] 2035 01:40:49,979 --> 01:40:51,699 She will dump you before marriage. 2036 01:40:52,037 --> 01:40:53,997 She's having an affair with Aman. 2037 01:40:55,207 --> 01:40:57,207 - I already had a doubt on Aman... - Hey. 2038 01:40:58,122 --> 01:40:59,842 I always had a doubt on him. 2039 01:41:00,366 --> 01:41:01,606 And not on your girlfriend? 2040 01:41:01,863 --> 01:41:02,838 No. 2041 01:41:03,526 --> 01:41:05,573 Calm down and listen to me. 2042 01:41:07,081 --> 01:41:09,439 Her insta password is 'Malhar's fan'. 2043 01:41:09,627 --> 01:41:12,227 Without any space between the two words 'Malhar' and 'fan' . 2044 01:41:18,867 --> 01:41:20,587 You're already having an affair with somebody else. 2045 01:41:20,819 --> 01:41:21,689 How do you know? 2046 01:41:21,714 --> 01:41:24,234 Even she knows this. Still, she's giving you a chance to reform. 2047 01:41:24,259 --> 01:41:25,379 Mend your ways. 2048 01:41:28,338 --> 01:41:30,018 [INAUDIBLE] 2049 01:41:32,462 --> 01:41:33,942 But why did you order the coffee? 2050 01:41:37,138 --> 01:41:38,408 - Hi. - Hi. 2051 01:41:38,433 --> 01:41:39,313 Chintan... 2052 01:41:39,338 --> 01:41:41,338 Sir hasn't come to the shop since a few days now. 2053 01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:42,880 Okay. 2054 01:41:50,573 --> 01:41:52,260 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 2055 01:41:52,290 --> 01:41:54,010 There's no competition. 2056 01:41:54,878 --> 01:41:57,518 But our 'garba'(folk dance) should be top class... 2057 01:41:57,543 --> 01:41:59,863 than that of the neighbouring colony. 2058 01:42:00,068 --> 01:42:02,828 - People should become speechless. - Yes. 2059 01:42:04,677 --> 01:42:12,037 Grandma, what if we hire an event planner for all the arrangements? 2060 01:42:12,612 --> 01:42:13,452 Yes. 2061 01:42:13,516 --> 01:42:14,540 - That's true. - Right. 2062 01:42:14,565 --> 01:42:16,445 - Opinions are welcome. - Yes, she's right. 2063 01:42:16,470 --> 01:42:17,390 We agree. 2064 01:42:17,415 --> 01:42:19,255 - She's right. - Let's do that. 2065 01:42:20,210 --> 01:42:21,530 See, this is our colony. 2066 01:42:21,555 --> 01:42:22,755 It's really very beautiful. 2067 01:42:22,780 --> 01:42:25,180 I will really enjoy decorating this place. 2068 01:42:25,205 --> 01:42:25,939 I will plan something. 2069 01:42:25,964 --> 01:42:28,408 - Okay, my grandma... - I know, she's funny. 2070 01:42:28,452 --> 01:42:29,732 - Welcome. - Aunty. 2071 01:42:29,797 --> 01:42:30,666 How are you? 2072 01:42:30,887 --> 01:42:31,647 I'm good. 2073 01:42:31,672 --> 01:42:33,872 Here's the steamed rice dish recipe for your mom. 2074 01:42:33,897 --> 01:42:34,877 Thank you, aunty. 2075 01:42:34,902 --> 01:42:38,666 You're getting the contract based on your work, not on your contacts 2076 01:42:38,691 --> 01:42:40,189 - Hello, grandma. - Bless you. 2077 01:42:40,214 --> 01:42:41,534 Have a seat. 2078 01:42:43,370 --> 01:42:45,330 No, not here. We need to decorate the crossroad. 2079 01:42:46,031 --> 01:42:49,252 Not only the crossroad, but the entire colony. 2080 01:42:49,277 --> 01:42:52,330 Every lane should be decorated in world class manner. 2081 01:42:52,355 --> 01:42:53,330 Sure. 2082 01:43:19,659 --> 01:43:21,658 - This isn't any competition. - Don't worry, grandma. 2083 01:43:21,683 --> 01:43:23,371 The 'navratri' celebration will be high class. 2084 01:43:23,396 --> 01:43:24,196 High class! 2085 01:43:24,752 --> 01:43:26,112 - I'll be back in a minute. - Okay. 2086 01:43:30,652 --> 01:43:31,892 She's very busy, right? 2087 01:43:34,852 --> 01:43:36,132 Sneha, I will call you later. 2088 01:43:36,291 --> 01:43:37,171 Where are you? 2089 01:43:37,386 --> 01:43:39,348 You haven't answered my calls or met me since the past one week! 2090 01:43:39,932 --> 01:43:42,637 You aren't at the shop, nor at home. Where are you? 2091 01:43:42,772 --> 01:43:45,172 I'll call you later. It's a surprise. 2092 01:43:45,197 --> 01:43:47,237 I'm at your house right now. Hello? 2093 01:43:51,831 --> 01:43:54,947 It's such a beautiful house. I'm sure Sneha will love it. 2094 01:43:54,972 --> 01:43:57,252 Why don't you adopt me? Please! 2095 01:43:58,245 --> 01:44:00,085 All this is so beautiful! 2096 01:44:07,590 --> 01:44:08,790 Hello, sister Bhadra. 2097 01:44:09,995 --> 01:44:11,035 You can finalize a show. 2098 01:44:12,279 --> 01:44:13,199 Wow! 2099 01:44:13,425 --> 01:44:16,665 Aunty, please don't refuse. You're really a good cook. 2100 01:44:16,820 --> 01:44:18,380 Manage the catering at this event. 2101 01:44:18,630 --> 01:44:22,411 I suggest you learn baking. How about that? 2102 01:44:22,514 --> 01:44:25,234 No ways. Cooking for the family is okay. 2103 01:44:25,340 --> 01:44:27,822 But cooking in bulk quantity? It's not my cup of tea. 2104 01:44:27,847 --> 01:44:30,207 You can do it, mom. I will help you. 2105 01:44:30,232 --> 01:44:31,112 But... 2106 01:44:31,803 --> 01:44:33,443 Aunt, I'm giving this offer not because I know you... 2107 01:44:33,501 --> 01:44:35,661 but after having tasted your food. 2108 01:44:38,010 --> 01:44:39,130 Okay. 2109 01:45:09,619 --> 01:45:15,059 Instead of performing rites on my death anniversary... 2110 01:45:15,372 --> 01:45:17,772 he's enjoying drinks with his friend! 2111 01:45:18,012 --> 01:45:19,408 Well done, son! 2112 01:45:20,440 --> 01:45:21,877 [INAUDIBLE] 2113 01:45:37,682 --> 01:45:38,528 Grandma. 2114 01:45:38,553 --> 01:45:40,720 Somebody named Ramniklal comes to the shop. 2115 01:45:40,842 --> 01:45:44,242 And Chintu pays him money without any bargaining. 2116 01:45:44,886 --> 01:45:45,566 Let's go! 2117 01:45:45,705 --> 01:45:47,791 - Can you walk without support? - I can also run on my legs! 2118 01:45:47,816 --> 01:45:48,936 - Come on! - Hey! 2119 01:45:53,827 --> 01:45:54,707 Hello. 2120 01:45:57,975 --> 01:46:00,135 The second bell will ring in five minutes. 2121 01:46:00,160 --> 01:46:01,600 Be ready. 2122 01:46:01,699 --> 01:46:04,539 I said you'll have to waive off 10 months' rent in favour of this show. 2123 01:46:04,838 --> 01:46:07,158 Yes. Let's complete this show first. 2124 01:46:07,208 --> 01:46:09,848 Don't worry. Chintan understands everything. 2125 01:46:10,242 --> 01:46:11,362 Pull the curtains. 2126 01:46:13,305 --> 01:46:15,900 - Grandma, that's him. - Ramnik? 2127 01:46:17,852 --> 01:46:18,972 Oh, hell! 2128 01:46:20,230 --> 01:46:21,710 Hello, everyone. 2129 01:46:21,812 --> 01:46:23,932 If there's any bickering amongst the women in the house... 2130 01:46:24,091 --> 01:46:26,731 don't worry. Chintan understands everything. 2131 01:46:27,111 --> 01:46:28,871 If women add up to your stress... 2132 01:46:28,974 --> 01:46:30,774 or your girlfriend is the reason for your depression... 2133 01:46:30,799 --> 01:46:35,079 don't worry. Chintan understands everything. 2134 01:46:37,729 --> 01:46:38,729 Sneha? 2135 01:46:42,351 --> 01:46:44,478 Sneha, I was going to call you up. 2136 01:46:44,503 --> 01:46:45,703 Listen to me. 2137 01:46:46,472 --> 01:46:47,792 What's all this? 2138 01:46:48,587 --> 01:46:50,107 "Chintan understands everything." 2139 01:46:50,140 --> 01:46:51,620 Sneha, I have... 2140 01:46:53,109 --> 01:46:54,736 I have a superpower. 2141 01:46:55,354 --> 01:46:58,914 Sneha, I can read women's minds. 2142 01:46:58,939 --> 01:47:01,699 I've saved a girl's life using the same power. 2143 01:47:02,332 --> 01:47:05,822 Once my shows are big hits, we will shift into a big house. 2144 01:47:05,847 --> 01:47:06,970 Just a minute. 2145 01:47:08,489 --> 01:47:11,103 Did I ever tell you that I want to shift into a big house? 2146 01:47:12,462 --> 01:47:14,486 Did I ever tell you that I can't stay in your parental house... 2147 01:47:14,511 --> 01:47:16,031 with your joint family? 2148 01:47:17,478 --> 01:47:19,385 Sneha, I'm doing all this for us. 2149 01:47:19,410 --> 01:47:20,650 What do you mean by "us"? 2150 01:47:22,343 --> 01:47:23,703 I don't want a new house. 2151 01:47:24,032 --> 01:47:26,345 Nor does your family want it. So who is it for? 2152 01:47:30,293 --> 01:47:34,613 The one you're claiming to do all this for only desires a little of your time. 2153 01:47:38,800 --> 01:47:41,000 Do you remember the last time you had dinner at home? 2154 01:47:43,379 --> 01:47:44,939 "Chintan understands everything!" 2155 01:47:45,207 --> 01:47:47,247 What do you understand? Explain to me. 2156 01:47:49,788 --> 01:47:52,108 You can't even understand the women in your family! 2157 01:47:52,133 --> 01:47:55,213 And you pretend to understand all the women in the world? 2158 01:47:56,233 --> 01:47:57,993 Chintan, are you even aware? 2159 01:48:02,919 --> 01:48:06,239 Yesterday, your mom's BP had touched 142. 2160 01:48:08,172 --> 01:48:10,252 The doctor advised her not to take any stress. 2161 01:48:10,277 --> 01:48:13,397 So she has hired three women to help her in the kitchen. 2162 01:48:14,163 --> 01:48:17,174 Grandma always indirectly enquires from Jyoti... 2163 01:48:17,199 --> 01:48:19,319 whether you're at the shop, or had your lunch... 2164 01:48:19,344 --> 01:48:21,584 and whether she should manage the shop to reduce your burden. 2165 01:48:25,711 --> 01:48:27,533 Meghna has a crush on her classmate. 2166 01:48:27,558 --> 01:48:29,478 Let alone him, she can't even share her feelings with you. 2167 01:48:30,977 --> 01:48:32,697 All this is going on in your house. 2168 01:48:33,365 --> 01:48:34,685 You live in that house... 2169 01:48:34,814 --> 01:48:37,080 and this is how the women in that same house think. 2170 01:48:37,105 --> 01:48:38,265 Are you aware of it? 2171 01:48:44,846 --> 01:48:46,446 Honestly, I don't care. 2172 01:48:46,656 --> 01:48:49,696 I don't want to know if you have any superpower or not. 2173 01:48:52,993 --> 01:48:55,553 Even if you're telling the truth, it's of no use. 2174 01:48:55,578 --> 01:48:58,898 Because you've turned yourself distant from your own kin. 2175 01:49:04,432 --> 01:49:06,119 And you've distanced yourself from me too. 2176 01:49:09,774 --> 01:49:10,854 Maybe... 2177 01:49:12,065 --> 01:49:14,545 you could read our minds. 2178 01:49:17,254 --> 01:49:18,974 But have failed to understand anything. 2179 01:49:25,760 --> 01:49:27,400 Change the name of your show. 2180 01:49:28,915 --> 01:49:29,995 All the best. 2181 01:51:50,112 --> 01:51:51,232 Mom, for you... 2182 01:51:52,107 --> 01:51:53,187 Sign here. 2183 01:51:55,584 --> 01:51:56,704 Money? 2184 01:51:58,644 --> 01:52:00,004 Come, Chintu. Sit down. 2185 01:52:01,614 --> 01:52:02,894 - Take this. - Meghna... 2186 01:52:03,265 --> 01:52:04,745 Don't talk to me! 2187 01:52:09,190 --> 01:52:10,720 Grandma, I was going to tell you... 2188 01:52:10,745 --> 01:52:14,385 Almost everybody is ready for the redevelopment. 2189 01:52:14,821 --> 01:52:18,541 The builder has promised to give two houses to each owner. 2190 01:52:19,675 --> 01:52:21,355 I can't assure you after how many years they will give it. 2191 01:52:21,514 --> 01:52:22,514 But they definitely will. 2192 01:52:23,035 --> 01:52:25,475 Until then, we'll have to rent two houses. 2193 01:52:25,913 --> 01:52:27,953 If we want, we can ask the builder to pay the rent. 2194 01:52:28,659 --> 01:52:30,059 It's up to us. 2195 01:52:30,706 --> 01:52:31,546 Here. 2196 01:52:32,045 --> 01:52:34,275 - Refuse their offer. - Why? 2197 01:52:35,242 --> 01:52:36,762 This is what you always wanted. 2198 01:52:37,475 --> 01:52:39,515 Everybody has agreed now, so... 2199 01:52:39,540 --> 01:52:42,460 Yes, except Joshi uncle's family. 2200 01:52:42,962 --> 01:52:47,402 After Joshi uncle's death, his sons have patched up. 2201 01:52:47,454 --> 01:52:48,955 And they refuse to vacate the house. 2202 01:52:49,007 --> 01:52:51,847 But don't worry, I will convince them. 2203 01:52:52,008 --> 01:52:54,666 Actually, mom is ready. 2204 01:52:54,691 --> 01:52:57,345 But uncle runs the house, so dad said... 2205 01:52:57,370 --> 01:52:58,490 You keep quiet! 2206 01:52:59,291 --> 01:53:00,531 Sign here. 2207 01:53:01,599 --> 01:53:07,199 Son, we've to give Rs.35 to uncle Suresh. 2208 01:53:08,190 --> 01:53:12,830 Because he used to often buy you ice candy in your childhood. 2209 01:53:13,301 --> 01:53:16,021 And uncle Modi. 2210 01:53:16,844 --> 01:53:19,484 To him, too. House number 17. 2211 01:53:20,965 --> 01:53:23,925 You had once fallen from the swing in your childhood. 2212 01:53:24,287 --> 01:53:28,369 He then carried you and ran to the doctor. 2213 01:53:29,250 --> 01:53:31,970 Had he not taken you to the doctor... 2214 01:53:32,063 --> 01:53:34,063 you'd have lost sight in your right eye. 2215 01:53:34,736 --> 01:53:36,056 But don't worry. 2216 01:53:36,258 --> 01:53:39,338 We'll repay his obligation with cash. 2217 01:53:39,887 --> 01:53:42,799 In short, we will clear off all our dues before leaving this place. 2218 01:53:43,242 --> 01:53:45,615 Grandma, please. Why are you doing this? 2219 01:53:48,720 --> 01:53:51,338 Am I doing this? 2220 01:53:52,012 --> 01:53:54,720 You're mishandling the shop's accounts... 2221 01:53:54,745 --> 01:53:57,905 and saving money for a new house. 2222 01:53:58,183 --> 01:54:00,306 Yes, grandma. I made a mistake. 2223 01:54:01,100 --> 01:54:02,380 I apologize. 2224 01:54:03,288 --> 01:54:05,608 I don't want to leave you all now. 2225 01:54:07,443 --> 01:54:10,963 You go! We are a menace to you, so go away! 2226 01:54:11,432 --> 01:54:14,632 No, grandma. I understand now. 2227 01:54:15,264 --> 01:54:17,784 Your Chintu had never understood anything. 2228 01:54:19,896 --> 01:54:23,536 Today, I like your rebuking much more than anything. 2229 01:54:29,530 --> 01:54:31,970 Tussles in the families of others are their matter. 2230 01:54:32,870 --> 01:54:36,197 But any tussle in our family is our personal matter. 2231 01:54:38,212 --> 01:54:41,617 I want to live amidst this uproar now and not run away from it. 2232 01:54:42,810 --> 01:54:43,890 What an idiot I am! 2233 01:54:43,915 --> 01:54:46,395 I was looking for a house, at the cost of my sweet home! 2234 01:54:48,419 --> 01:54:50,379 Please allow me to live here. 2235 01:54:53,329 --> 01:54:54,769 Hmm... grandma. 2236 01:54:55,043 --> 01:54:55,883 Hmm? 2237 01:54:56,036 --> 01:54:57,516 Don't pamper him. 2238 01:54:58,971 --> 01:55:00,731 You hid this from me too, bro. 2239 01:55:01,638 --> 01:55:03,838 - I've nothing to hide anymore. - Really? 2240 01:55:04,078 --> 01:55:05,478 Then what about Sneha? 2241 01:55:06,730 --> 01:55:08,290 What do you mean? 2242 01:55:08,466 --> 01:55:10,447 That you both are in love with each other. 2243 01:55:10,472 --> 01:55:11,592 Mind your language! 2244 01:55:12,197 --> 01:55:13,077 Oh! 2245 01:55:14,144 --> 01:55:15,024 Grandma. 2246 01:55:15,174 --> 01:55:16,338 - Meghna, no! - She came to our house that day... 2247 01:55:16,363 --> 01:55:17,882 pretending to be such a nice girl! 2248 01:55:18,014 --> 01:55:19,214 - Not now! - It was just a drama. 2249 01:55:19,239 --> 01:55:20,799 - Not now, Meghna! - Both of them... 2250 01:55:21,131 --> 01:55:22,691 are having an affair since four years now. 2251 01:55:23,428 --> 01:55:24,986 Grandma, Meghna eats eggs. 2252 01:55:25,011 --> 01:55:25,891 What? 2253 01:55:26,214 --> 01:55:28,014 She stopped your morning tea. 2254 01:55:28,039 --> 01:55:29,919 Disturbed your constipation. 2255 01:55:29,944 --> 01:55:31,299 And she eats eggs outside. 2256 01:55:31,324 --> 01:55:32,724 Chintu drinks liquor. 2257 01:55:33,157 --> 01:55:34,877 He doesn't even pay me. 2258 01:55:35,257 --> 01:55:36,817 Grandma, Meghna had burnt your passbook. 2259 01:55:36,842 --> 01:55:37,882 Meghna?! 2260 01:55:38,114 --> 01:55:40,744 She said that this old lady wants to update her passbook... 2261 01:55:40,769 --> 01:55:42,529 in this age of digital India. 2262 01:55:42,554 --> 01:55:45,806 There are no big transactions taking place in your account. 2263 01:55:45,944 --> 01:55:47,704 So why update your passbook everyday? 2264 01:55:47,729 --> 01:55:49,455 Rs.1253 is the last balance in your account. 2265 01:55:49,480 --> 01:55:50,650 She told me that. 2266 01:55:51,182 --> 01:55:52,674 [LAUGHS] 2267 01:55:52,728 --> 01:55:54,931 Hey, why are you laughing? 2268 01:55:55,049 --> 01:55:56,931 Aunt, your daughter... 2269 01:55:56,956 --> 01:55:59,869 loots me everyday by presenting fake bills of snacks and rickshaws. 2270 01:55:59,894 --> 01:56:01,534 I have taught her that. 2271 01:56:01,721 --> 01:56:04,088 Heard her, grandma? And you were angry with me? 2272 01:56:04,242 --> 01:56:06,362 But even your best friend is looting you! 2273 01:56:06,387 --> 01:56:07,027 Jhaver?! 2274 01:56:07,052 --> 01:56:08,853 Grandma, remember, the mike was turned off... 2275 01:56:08,878 --> 01:56:11,283 when you were singing a devotional song on 26th January? 2276 01:56:11,354 --> 01:56:14,486 - It was Goggle's prank. - Yes, but it was Meghna's idea. 2277 01:56:14,511 --> 01:56:20,455 Goggle, I know that Jyoti, and not you, had beer at the terrace. 2278 01:56:20,480 --> 01:56:21,240 What? 2279 01:56:21,265 --> 01:56:23,145 - Hey, do you drink beer? - Jyoti?! 2280 01:56:24,283 --> 01:56:25,363 Yes, coming! 2281 01:56:26,076 --> 01:56:27,116 Rashmi is calling me. 2282 01:56:27,141 --> 01:56:28,461 - Stop! Chintu... - I'll be right back. 2283 01:56:28,503 --> 01:56:30,063 Jyoti, stop I say! 2284 01:56:30,112 --> 01:56:32,912 - Jyoti! - She won't spare Jyoti today! 2285 01:56:32,937 --> 01:56:35,137 Uncle had beaten me black and blue for her mistake! 2286 01:56:35,207 --> 01:56:37,647 Your uncle also takes liquor every Friday. 2287 01:56:37,967 --> 01:56:39,103 Oh my God! 2288 01:56:39,128 --> 01:56:42,433 Uncle - a culprit? I won't spare him! 2289 01:56:42,543 --> 01:56:44,783 - Come out, you Bhadresh! - Are you sure it's Bhadresh? 2290 01:56:44,976 --> 01:56:49,283 Uncle, your daughter meets Rahul daily on the terrace. 2291 01:56:49,316 --> 01:56:50,076 What? 2292 01:56:50,230 --> 01:56:52,030 But she goes to put the poppadom for drying. 2293 01:56:52,638 --> 01:56:55,998 You dimwit, how will poppadom dry at night? 2294 01:56:57,340 --> 01:57:01,391 I won't spare that Rahul! 2295 01:57:01,784 --> 01:57:03,236 I won't spare him! 2296 01:57:07,103 --> 01:57:09,941 Leave it! It's my bottle, Goggle! 2297 01:57:09,989 --> 01:57:11,775 I've never had it. Can I taste this drink? I will be a sinner if I do that . 2298 01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:12,680 Get lost! 2299 01:57:12,705 --> 01:57:14,822 Your wife is out of control ever since the laundryman came to the area. 2300 01:57:14,850 --> 01:57:16,090 Get lost now! 2301 01:57:16,772 --> 01:57:17,492 Jyoti! 2302 01:57:17,517 --> 01:57:19,994 I haven't done anything! Chintu is lying! 2303 01:57:20,019 --> 01:57:21,814 He's mad! No, mom! 2304 01:57:21,846 --> 01:57:23,135 Aunty! 2305 01:57:25,478 --> 01:57:26,718 Rahul! 2306 01:57:37,940 --> 01:57:39,115 - Grandma. - Yes? 2307 01:57:39,140 --> 01:57:42,620 When we were in class 12, we had an accounts teacher named Rishita madam. 2308 01:57:42,645 --> 01:57:46,085 - Chintu had proposed to her. - Why are you interfering now? 2309 01:57:46,110 --> 01:57:48,549 Why not? Even I had a crush on her! 2310 01:57:48,574 --> 01:57:50,734 Grandma, that's why he was going to her for accounts tuitions. 2311 01:57:50,759 --> 01:57:51,639 Yes. 2312 01:57:51,664 --> 01:57:54,174 Grandma, Meghna regularly steals Rs.100 from your purse. 2313 01:57:54,199 --> 01:57:55,799 - Is it? - He smokes. 2314 01:57:55,824 --> 01:57:57,224 He doesn't pay me for that as well. 2315 01:57:57,846 --> 01:57:59,806 - Chintu?! - Mom, grandma can walk. 2316 01:58:04,744 --> 01:58:07,033 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 2317 01:58:08,619 --> 01:58:11,099 No, please continue, all of you. 2318 01:58:12,597 --> 01:58:14,237 And mom, sorry. 2319 01:58:14,920 --> 01:58:16,377 I have to take a BP tablet. 2320 01:58:16,402 --> 01:58:19,762 That's why I'm having dinner first. 2321 01:58:20,022 --> 01:58:21,542 You all please continue. 2322 01:58:26,500 --> 01:58:28,740 Everybody in the colony has started fighting. 2323 01:58:29,323 --> 01:58:30,243 Good. 2324 01:58:30,725 --> 01:58:32,685 Let me say everything today. 2325 01:58:33,055 --> 01:58:35,375 Because I won't have time from tomorrow onwards. 2326 01:58:37,531 --> 01:58:38,491 Chintu... 2327 01:58:39,095 --> 01:58:40,415 I've already known from day one... 2328 01:58:40,918 --> 01:58:42,558 all that you just said. 2329 01:58:43,130 --> 01:58:46,250 I know that mom can walk. 2330 01:58:46,620 --> 01:58:49,070 You eat eggs, and you smoke. 2331 01:58:49,439 --> 01:58:50,679 I know everything. 2332 01:58:51,940 --> 01:58:55,180 Chintu, when you were very small... 2333 01:58:56,437 --> 01:58:58,197 you used to call water "grandma"... 2334 01:58:58,720 --> 01:59:00,320 and address grandma as "sister". 2335 01:59:01,996 --> 01:59:04,116 Nobody could understand your language. 2336 01:59:05,466 --> 01:59:07,106 But I could figure out very well... 2337 01:59:08,080 --> 01:59:11,560 when you wanted to eat or sleep. 2338 01:59:12,876 --> 01:59:16,876 So I can understand all of you before you tell me. 2339 01:59:17,233 --> 01:59:20,593 Maybe that's why I often open up my mind. 2340 01:59:22,149 --> 01:59:23,509 But who listens to me? 2341 01:59:25,458 --> 01:59:26,778 Do you listen to me? 2342 01:59:28,092 --> 01:59:29,212 Just a minute. 2343 01:59:29,713 --> 01:59:32,273 Everybody wants to live on their own terms! 2344 01:59:33,269 --> 01:59:35,189 Nobody wants to listen to anyone else! 2345 01:59:36,536 --> 01:59:39,496 I've been repeatedly asking you to bring me a cooker. 2346 01:59:41,381 --> 01:59:42,661 Four days back... 2347 01:59:42,839 --> 01:59:45,079 I received an advance payment for my contract... 2348 01:59:45,125 --> 01:59:46,445 and bought a cooker with that money. 2349 01:59:47,277 --> 01:59:50,181 I bought the cooker so that I could cook for all of you. 2350 01:59:50,206 --> 01:59:51,766 From my first income. 2351 01:59:52,885 --> 01:59:55,165 Chintu, whether you had brought a cooker or not... 2352 01:59:55,302 --> 01:59:57,549 meals will always be ready at home on time... 2353 01:59:57,574 --> 01:59:58,814 and you'll get to eat them on time. 2354 01:59:59,223 --> 02:00:03,223 You haven't become a hero by bringing this cooker today. 2355 02:00:04,838 --> 02:00:06,398 He wants to give explanations! 2356 02:00:07,119 --> 02:00:08,359 Do you remember... 2357 02:00:08,919 --> 02:00:13,039 the last time you had gone inside to put your plate in the sink? 2358 02:00:14,614 --> 02:00:17,054 They can't even get for themselves a glass of water! 2359 02:00:17,079 --> 02:00:19,601 I will serve all of you! 2360 02:00:23,675 --> 02:00:25,595 All of you want to just run away every morning! 2361 02:00:25,847 --> 02:00:28,007 And return home at night just to sleep! 2362 02:00:28,167 --> 02:00:29,367 But what do I do? 2363 02:00:30,163 --> 02:00:31,791 I have no choice at all. 2364 02:00:33,045 --> 02:00:36,017 It's 11 pm now, and I've to cook for 20 people tomorrow. 2365 02:00:36,042 --> 02:00:37,802 But I haven't even made any preparations as yet. 2366 02:00:38,858 --> 02:00:40,498 All of you can continue. 2367 02:00:41,329 --> 02:00:42,369 Please! 2368 02:00:44,569 --> 02:00:47,009 Let me chop the tomatoes for you. 2369 02:00:47,205 --> 02:00:48,448 [CLEARING THROAT] 2370 02:00:54,820 --> 02:00:55,900 Give it to me, Sarla. 2371 02:01:16,510 --> 02:01:19,135 Maybe that's why I could never read your mind, mom. 2372 02:01:19,160 --> 02:01:21,259 Huh?! What? 2373 02:01:22,033 --> 02:01:23,033 Nothing. 2374 02:01:24,869 --> 02:01:26,589 Since when could you walk on your own, grandma? 2375 02:01:26,767 --> 02:01:29,595 Ever since you started eating eggs. 2376 02:01:32,237 --> 02:01:35,997 Sarla, don't worry. I will help you with all the chores. 2377 02:01:36,158 --> 02:01:37,278 - Okay, mom. - Yes. 2378 02:01:37,303 --> 02:01:38,303 Happy realization. 2379 02:01:38,993 --> 02:01:40,433 Better late than never. 2380 02:01:40,973 --> 02:01:42,573 Why are you laughing? 2381 02:01:42,598 --> 02:01:45,118 - Hey, no mischief! - Put it there. 2382 02:01:45,514 --> 02:01:46,674 Keep yours with you. 2383 02:01:46,952 --> 02:01:48,792 - Mom, tell him something. - Don't waste it, please. 2384 02:01:49,377 --> 02:01:51,682 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 2385 02:02:31,494 --> 02:02:33,274 If God is angry, it's easy to pacify Him. 2386 02:02:33,299 --> 02:02:35,463 - But not an angry friend. - Make sure my radio isn't damaged! - Grandma. 2387 02:02:35,503 --> 02:02:37,566 If it's so difficult, what am I here for? 2388 02:02:37,596 --> 02:02:39,533 There's a person on our list called Chintan Parikh. 2389 02:02:39,619 --> 02:02:41,213 His girlfriend is Sneha Mehta. 2390 02:02:41,323 --> 02:02:44,728 She's angry, and isn't even expressing what's in her mind. 2391 02:02:44,838 --> 02:02:47,494 Chintan has requested us to play a nice song for her... 2392 02:02:47,533 --> 02:02:49,198 listening to which she might cool down. 2393 02:02:50,096 --> 02:02:51,455 There's a lot to be said. 2394 02:02:51,565 --> 02:02:52,846 But I'm not being able to say it. 2395 02:02:52,901 --> 02:02:54,151 It has to be expressed without words. 2396 02:02:54,221 --> 02:02:55,440 Can't that be possible? 2397 02:02:55,612 --> 02:02:56,932 So listen. 2398 02:03:00,299 --> 02:03:02,819 - Hey smarty, come to terms now! - Grandma, please! 2399 02:03:03,419 --> 02:03:05,059 We can't even help him! 2400 02:03:52,533 --> 02:03:54,760 [MESSAGE RECEIVED TONE] 2401 02:04:03,869 --> 02:04:05,143 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 2402 02:04:13,362 --> 02:04:15,362 - Greetings. - Greetings. 2403 02:04:17,842 --> 02:04:19,762 Greetings. Please come in. 2404 02:04:20,435 --> 02:04:22,595 - Wow! - Very good! Perfect! 2405 02:04:22,620 --> 02:04:25,588 - You've mastered it so well! - Yes! It's great! 2406 02:04:27,560 --> 02:04:28,736 It's a 'yes' from me. 2407 02:04:29,075 --> 02:04:30,235 Have some more. 2408 02:04:30,631 --> 02:04:31,911 Now, I am not sure. 2409 02:04:42,817 --> 02:04:46,057 Obeisances from the Parikh family, O Mother. 2410 02:04:48,158 --> 02:04:49,318 Everybody is happy. 2411 02:04:50,791 --> 02:04:52,351 If dad were alive, he too... 2412 02:04:52,545 --> 02:04:55,545 No, I haven't come here to complain. 2413 02:04:56,628 --> 02:04:58,588 In fact, I'm here to thank You. 2414 02:05:00,345 --> 02:05:03,545 People go beyond their limits to receive Your blessings. 2415 02:05:05,479 --> 02:05:08,479 But You blessed me without my even being Your ardent devote. 2416 02:05:08,985 --> 02:05:09,865 Thank You. 2417 02:05:13,140 --> 02:05:15,300 But, please take back Your boon now, O Mother. 2418 02:05:17,162 --> 02:05:20,762 Selfishness had gotten over my head. 2419 02:05:22,630 --> 02:05:25,030 But I can now read women's minds... 2420 02:05:25,753 --> 02:05:27,753 and understand their silences too. 2421 02:05:30,137 --> 02:05:33,177 If You're in the mood if granting a boon... 2422 02:05:34,411 --> 02:05:37,091 then grant these understandings to every man. 2423 02:05:38,291 --> 02:05:39,338 Thank You. 2424 02:05:49,840 --> 02:05:52,760 "Benevolent Goddess Amba," 2425 02:05:52,785 --> 02:05:55,345 "the one who eliminates sorrows" 2426 02:05:55,571 --> 02:05:58,283 "She lives in the hearts of her devotees." 2427 02:05:58,308 --> 02:06:01,306 "And bestows them her blessings." 2428 02:06:01,331 --> 02:06:04,041 "She has descended from her abode to the open ground." 2429 02:06:04,066 --> 02:06:06,786 "I welcome you, Goddess Amba." 2430 02:06:06,811 --> 02:06:08,171 "Repeat with me." 2431 02:06:08,196 --> 02:06:09,596 "Glory to the Mother Goddess." 2432 02:06:09,621 --> 02:06:10,981 "Repeat with me." 2433 02:06:11,006 --> 02:06:12,406 "Glory to the Mother Goddess." 2434 02:06:12,431 --> 02:06:13,611 "Repeat with me." 2435 02:06:13,636 --> 02:06:15,036 "Glory to the Mother Goddess." 2436 02:06:15,061 --> 02:06:16,461 "Repeat with me." 2437 02:06:16,486 --> 02:06:17,846 "Glory to the Mother Goddess." 2438 02:06:29,088 --> 02:06:30,423 "Repeat with me." 2439 02:06:30,448 --> 02:06:31,903 "Glory to the Mother Goddess." 2440 02:06:31,928 --> 02:06:33,328 "Repeat with me." 2441 02:06:33,353 --> 02:06:34,793 "Glory to the Mother Goddess." 2442 02:06:34,818 --> 02:06:37,658 "Escalate my faith in You and cover up my mistakes." 2443 02:06:37,683 --> 02:06:40,563 "That's my prayer to You." 2444 02:06:40,588 --> 02:06:43,338 "That's my prayer to You." 2445 02:06:43,363 --> 02:06:46,142 "Except the inexplicable emotions in my eyes" 2446 02:06:46,167 --> 02:06:48,814 "I've nothing else to offer You, O Mother Goddess." 2447 02:06:48,839 --> 02:06:51,439 "I've nothing else to offer You, O Mother Goddess." 2448 02:06:51,464 --> 02:06:57,264 "Accept this heartfelt reverence to You, Goddess Amba." 2449 02:06:57,289 --> 02:07:03,158 "Your blessings are for all, whether atheist or non-atheist." 2450 02:07:03,183 --> 02:07:05,823 "O kind hearted and affectionate Goddess." 2451 02:07:05,848 --> 02:07:08,564 "I welcome you, Goddess Amba." 2452 02:07:08,612 --> 02:07:09,908 "Repeat with me." 2453 02:07:09,933 --> 02:07:11,323 "Glory to the Mother Goddess." 2454 02:07:11,355 --> 02:07:12,698 "Repeat with me." 2455 02:07:12,723 --> 02:07:14,167 "Glory to the Mother Goddess." 2456 02:07:36,715 --> 02:07:39,475 "Every time I am stuck up with my own mistakes," 2457 02:07:39,500 --> 02:07:42,277 "I seek Your refuge, O Goddess." 2458 02:07:42,302 --> 02:07:45,102 "I seek Your refuge, O Goddess." 2459 02:07:45,127 --> 02:07:48,007 "I agree with all Your conditions, but I have a request." 2460 02:07:48,032 --> 02:07:50,777 "I want to be Your favourite child forever." 2461 02:07:50,802 --> 02:07:53,642 "I want to be Your favourite child forever." 2462 02:07:53,667 --> 02:07:56,427 "You are always rising up," 2463 02:07:56,452 --> 02:07:59,092 "and never setting, O Mother Goddess." 2464 02:07:59,117 --> 02:08:04,917 "You're our source of light that has brightened the world." 2465 02:08:04,942 --> 02:08:07,582 "O kind hearted and affectionate Goddess." 2466 02:08:07,607 --> 02:08:10,447 "I welcome you, Goddess Amba." 2467 02:08:16,621 --> 02:08:25,722 "Repeat with me: glory to the Mother Goddess!" 2468 02:09:07,310 --> 02:09:11,510 Glory to Goddess Amba! 2469 02:09:13,074 --> 02:09:14,801 Glory to Goddess Amba. 2470 02:09:14,863 --> 02:09:19,103 Be careful. This is an accident prone zone. 2471 02:09:20,390 --> 02:09:21,105 Who said that? 2472 02:09:21,130 --> 02:09:22,090 What?! 2473 02:09:22,949 --> 02:09:24,229 Didn't you hear? 2474 02:09:24,760 --> 02:09:25,920 You started again? 2475 02:09:26,218 --> 02:09:28,458 What pleasure do you get by stopping the car again and again? 2476 02:09:28,483 --> 02:09:30,203 I actually heard somebody's voice. 2477 02:09:35,974 --> 02:09:37,899 - Dad? - Hey, Chintu! 2478 02:09:38,638 --> 02:09:39,613 How's it? 2479 02:09:40,978 --> 02:09:42,058 But, you? 2480 02:09:43,011 --> 02:09:44,331 Your mom is right. 2481 02:09:45,089 --> 02:09:47,489 What pleasure do you get by stopping the car again and again? 2482 02:09:47,661 --> 02:09:49,341 Come on, start driving. 182668