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My taste?

I like them with moustaches, obviously

I like his moustache rubbing against me...

It's a little prickly and a little ticklish

The thrill of it! It's like entering a mysterious jungle

Oh, my god!

What do you know? You haven't tried it

Anyway, it's all over now. Finito

Eight long years

but in the end they don't come to a thing

To people like us eight years is a real achievement

I reallywant to be with him forever and ever

What can I do? What can I say?

Sing! It's almost time! Come out!

My name is Law Kar-sing and I'm 46 years old

People call me Law Kar-ying the comedian

This is my big day I'm getting married with Chuen

Chuen, as in the actor Bean Stalk Chuen not the actress Wang Ming-quan

But like Wang Ming-quan, she's a woman

Whereas I am a gay man

A gay man getting married is like a Buddhist monk combing his hair

They are equally ridiculous

Come to think of it Fate must be playing a joke on me...

to bring me into this world as a gay man

This is me in Form 2

I'm ratherthin

During that year, there's nothing I look more forward to than Saturday afternoons

Because we had swimming classes every Saturday afternoon

Why?

Don't tell me you don't get it

You must think I am shameless

I agree. I consider myself despicable

But what can I do? I just can't help it

You little punk! How dare you?

That was myfirst time and what a disaster

That boywas two forms above me

He not only punched me...

but also bad-mouthed me in school

He said I was a 'pervert'

Do not take that word slightly

Back then the word 'gay' was not in circulation

People call you a pervert and you are damned...

for all eternity and beyond

Maybe it's conditional reflex

I fell seriously ill soon afterward

And forthree whole months

I flunked my exam and had to go to another school

Which actually did me a lot of good that I could bury my 'criminal past'...

and open a new page in my life

No one knew my secret

I also made up my mind that from then on...

I would close myself up

Age was never a problem forus

I've been absolutely clear about that from day one

I always like older men

People of my own age are too much like mirrors;,

And I'm not into taking care of kids

Our biggest difference is our attitude towards 'gay'

For me, I just don't see there's any problem

Some people like women and some people like men

Like some people like golf and some like hockey

They're all normal

It's just that the distribution is somewhat uneven

So everytime people ask me I tell them frankly

Not him. He's exactlythe opposite

We call people who don't dare let others knowthey're our comrades...

'Closet gays'

Like I tell other people... He's much more than a closet

He's an old camphorwood chest...

An antique, a museum piece

Mustachio, listen to this

There's a 'Mirror Mirror on the Wall' method that's well worth a try

You look at the mirror and gently speak to yourself

'l am gay'...

for20 times a day

Are you nuts?

What's wrong? That's what the book says!

No wonderyou're afraid other people will find out you can't face it yourself

What madness is this anyway?

Let me help you! Say it Look at the mirror and say...

'l am gay'...

Both of us are gay!

Are you not gay?

You don't want me to beat you up

Look who's talking I should be beating you up!

Are you not gay? Say it! Now say it!

Stay awayfrom mytoothbrush

Are you not gay?

I really don't think not coming out is hypocritical

I ratherthinkwithout hypocrisy...

the world would have long gone to the dogs

I'm not saying truth is bad

But sometimes too much truth can be harmful

That's why hypocrisy appropriately dispensed, is a virtue

How do you do, Mrs. Siu? My name's Law

You can be very frank with me

All our conversations are confidential

You can tape them if you want...

and take the tape home with you afterwards

No, that won't be necessary

Well, what can I do foryou?

I don't know why...

but I'm just not interested in it

It's like... I neverfeel anything

Everytime my husband...

gets on top of me...

I just want him to finish as quickly as possible

So I can go to sleep

I thinkyou may have a psychological block somewhere

My suggestion is to consult a doctor

But what if I run into one of those lusty doctors?

They are everywhere. I saw it on TV

That's exaggerating

Maybe you and your husband can use some arousal before intercourse

Get him to buy some porno tapes

Make it fun

I don't know where to buy them

You can subscribe to Cable TV

I heard they're giving away 3-D glasses

so you can see more clearly

What're you staring at?

I do everything with my eyes open

What're you getting at?

Miss, shall I shampoo your hair?

Ok

I'm leaving!

Bad taste!

Miss!

Miss... What is it? Bad taste

What's going on?

I didn't do anything She just couldn't take it

Get backto work, sis

Okay, sis

Sorryto keep you waiting

That's okay. I have plenty of time

Plenty of time? A big-shot record company executive like you?

You don't work fortime you make time work foryou

What?

Are you dating anyone this weekend?

The question should be;. is anyone dating ME?

I never date anyone

Can I date you?

We'll see

I have two Aaron Kwok concert tickets

I don't like Aaron Kwok

He's such a snow-white!

I'd much prefer Burt Reynolds

At least he has hair

Sonny, Angela's done

Okay

Excuse me

Be quick, okay?

You should be working What're you doing reading?

What is it? Did you find an apartment yet?

No! He gave us such short notice

I don't knowwhat we're going to do

Let me ask if there's anything in my building, how's that?

Now get back to work

Thankyou

Stop fooling around

How's everything? Let me look

How's it? Can it be shorter?

You're beautiful. No need to cut

No cutting This is just the right length for a show

You'll kill them all Really?

Do you do out-calls?

Sure. Why not? As long as there's moneyto be made

I give you a discount

Mustachio and I opened this salon

You're right. They are my comrades

I didn't plan it this way in the beginning

But you know, slowly but surely birds of a feather...

Do the clients know? Old clients come looking forus

Those who couldn't stand us never came back afterthe first visit

Thankyou...

Welcom

Thankyou Thankyou

Sing

How're you? No.10 Aunt

Sing

Aki, this is Mr. Law, my nephew

You're too young to be his aunt!

Me big family

My grandpa many manywives

I get it

Thankyou

Is he new?

Pickings are lean these days I install a Japanese here...

to make the establishment look more authentic

What do you want to eat?

Where's Julie?

The weather changed and her asthma's come back

So? If there're no problems I'll start looking for a shop

You just said the pickings are lean

And what about colon bacillus? Aren't you scared?

I still have to run this business one way or another

I have it all worked out Julie stays here

Orwe hire another person to help her

I take care of the new shop

Give me some more time

Do you have to get permission from your Sonny?

He has his own business and I have mine Why should I ask him?

Okay. Let's drop it

Thankyou

Has Sam called you lately?

Yes, a few days ago. Why?

I think he's graduating in a fewweeks' time, right?

I guess so

He didn't invite you?

Isn't there a rule somewhere saying parents are supposed to attend graduation?

Let me ask him

It's a big day. No reason why parents shouldn't show up. Right?

There's still time He'll askyou any day now

It's pops

Pops

You're back. Good. Help me set the table

What's going on?

Go wash yourface first

Hello

Chuen!

When did you come back?

Chuen came to visit us straight from the airport

Where can I go? I have no one in Hong Kong now

What nonsense are you talking about!

You guys eat first. I'll get the dishes

Why didn't you tell me? I could have met you at the airport

How long are you staying?

I don't know. Anywhere from 2 to 3 weeks to 2 to 3 months

Have you eaten? I asked Uncle Tin not to page you

It's okay. I was at No.10 Aunt's shop

How long has Uncle Tin quitted the stage?

When did you go to Canada?

Last October

He retired two months afteryou left

It's becoming too much for him One time he almost fainted on stage

He just told me someone wanted him to do a show over Chinese Newyear

I'm glad you're back Help me talk him out of it

It's terribly hard to give up what you like, you know?

I mean his acting

How's your mother?

She's fine. She settles in right away

She's just worried about the two apartments in Hong Kong

That's why I'm here To take care of that business

That's good A clean break, get it overwith

Yes, a clean break

I mean yourtwo apartments

I know

Sonny once said, behind every gay man...

there's a woman waiting for him

Chuen is mywoman

She's from the next village We practically grew up together

Chuen never said she liked me

But everybody in the village knows she likes me

Several times I wanted to tell her...

In the beginning I never dreamed he doesn't like women

On the contrary, I thought...

I was the one and onlywoman in his life

He's always so shy and doesn't talk much

That time... Come to think of it...

we only had that one time

And I think I tookthe initiative more than he did

And because of that one time it never occurs to me he likes men

Pops will be back soon

Liar

Uncle Tin has a show. He'll be home late

Did you ever make love to Bean Stalk Chuen?

Who?

That little Chuen of yours

What's wrong with you? What kind of question is that?

What? Is there something that we can't talk about?

Did you or did you not?

No? I don't believe you!

Then what about otherwomen?

No

I did

With whom?

My neighbour's daughter Chastity

Chastity?

Don't let her name fool you

In flesh and blood she's hotterthan all those sex bombs

Pretty?

Not too bad

I was in Form 4

One day I went to her home to help her study

Some help I gave her! She almost took my cherry

What do you mean?

She wanted to mount me!

She was wild! Pawing me all over...

She even took my hand... to touch herthing!

And then?

I would rather die! Oh, howterribly disgusting!

I only kneaded hertits That's as far as I would go

Theywere big!

But I didn't feel anything

Well, did you... effe her?

I couldn't even get it up

I closed my eyes to not look at her but nothing doing

Then my mom called me from next door and saved me

Bull! So you never did it

What do you mean? Awoman touched me!

You're so silly

So tell me did you do it with Bean Stalk Chuen?

You're a foolish piggy

I'm a foolish piggy. What are you?

You're an old pig? Are you not?

You, you are a sow!

So I'm a sow Then you must be the husband

Are you Mrs. or Mr. Pig?

No. You're Mrs. Pig I want to be Mr. Pig

You... you're a pig with a moustache

Mrs. Chu, please slow down

What was your husband doing in Shenzhen?

He has a concubine! But she's a man!

I don't knowwhen he became gay

How did you find out?

I had a private eye follow him I even got pictures

Look

These photographs don't mean anything

Arms around the shoulder All men do this

Besides, the pictures are fuzzy

But he admits it! I confront him and he admits it!

He said all these years with me he was cheating himself

What about me? Wasn't he cheating me? How's he going to account forthat?

How long have you been married?

15 years

He really loves me

He gave me a carfor my birthday

But he gave that faggot...

a flat for his birthday!

Mrs. Chu, please calm down. Please

If you don't mind...

Is there ever a problem in your sex life?

No

He's different from othermen though

He doesn't like women with big endowments

I already don't have much but they still turn him off

Now I know

He likes men!

Have you seen that man?

No, That's what made me so mad

I asked him if that faggot was really handsome

He said no, and kept saying he had nothing to do with it

Mr. Law, you tell me

Whywould a man for no good reason become a faggot?

Now I'm worried he'll get AlDS

Mrs. Chu, AlDS does not only affect homosexuals

In fact, figures from many countries show that...

there are more heterosexuals who have AlDS than homosexuals

Mr. Law, why you seem very knowledgeable about AlDS?

Hello

Hello, did you just wake up?

Am I very ugly?

You must not tell anyone how I tookwithout make-up

Do I look like that kind of people? I know my professional ethics

So, how do you want it?

You're bad I haven't even cleaned my eyes...

and you already wanted me to work

You don't care about me at all!

I'm a professional

Okay. Let's see how professional you are

Alright!

What're you doing?

I think this is a mistake

What is it? I ask you to come here...

because I want you give me a trim down there

I'm doing swimming suits fortonight's show

But down there...

I can't. That part of female anatomy gives me the creeps

You're such an asshole!

I'm gay, don't you know?

I thought you knew!

Let's make another appointment

Shit!

Why're you back so early?

That bitch! She did it again!

What is it this time?

I went to her place to do her hair

The bitch wanted me to mow her lawn

What? She has a big lawn?

She meant hertinyteeny lawn! Blocknead!

Oh, really? Did you do it?

Of course not. If I screwed up I'll have 3 years of bad luck

What do you think about mywatch?

It looks expensive

Do you think I paid for it myself?

It's a gift from an admirer

He also took me to a candle light dinner What do you think of that?

Homosexual? What is it?

One of my clients said her husband's keeping a male lover in Shenzhen

Then it's real

What's real?

That's why all those sisters went to the mainland everyweek

To pick up men!

Shall I unleash you and let you go playwith them?

Let me bookyou a seat. What do you say?

I'm not going

Pretend cool

Kar-sing?

How's everything? Kim

Kim, how're you?

It's been a long time

Hi, KK, How're you? How're you doing?

Are you with Sonny?

No, I'm having dinnerwith my cousin

What's up? Where did you go to take photographs?

I just got back from Khatmandu

Khatmandu? You're really something!

Isn't he? Flying here, there, everywhere always on the move

Why don't you go with him?

Not me. I hate flying

I'm not flying any more

Let me make a phone call. I'll be back

Okay See you

Sam, why is your cousin so much olderthan you?

It's very complex

Listen good My mom is my cousin's No.10 aunt

Which means she's the No.10 daughter of my paternal grandfather's 4th wife

Which makes my cousin's father my mother's elder brother. Get it?

That's enough

Visa to China? What's going on?

To raid their love nest?

Mrs. Chu, I don't know how

At least let me find out if myvisa has expired

Excuse me

Isn't that KK Kong, the travel writer?

So the scandal sheets are not lying after all

What?

See those two guys overthere?

What?

One of them is KK Kong, the traveller

The other guy is Professor Kim Wing-lit from the otheruniversity

Do you knowthem?

I like KK Kong's essays and photographs a lot

You like his work? He's a fag

What a thing to say!

Everyone in my class knows he's gay

Are gay people not human?

Sure. They're scum

Sam, I think you're going too far

Are you saying it's good and all right to be gay?

Look at my mom

She abandoned me because of that woman

It's not that simple between your mom and Julie

Anyway... she wanted me to ask you...

if it's alright for her to come to your graduation

Out of the question!

Sam!

You can think what you like about she and Julie

But you can't denythat she's yourmother

You'd better straighten it out

Please invite her

Okay?

This isn't self-promotion The truth is everyone loves a prettyface

I'm not sure if I qualified as one

I only know I love being admired and I'm a sap for adoration

One thing though I never lied to Moustachio

I tell him everything...

Whom I went out with, what we did...

Of course he gets upset

But I knowwhat I'm doing and I know no matterwhat...

I'll always go backto him

Because he's always the most important person in my life

I promised him I'd never leave him

And I'm going to keep my promise

I'm keeping my promise

Here, soothe yourthroat

You're making a mess

What do you think? Am I good singer?

You're a pro

Come to my companywhen you have time

I'll set up an audition with our ace producer

Don't sweet-talk me

I'm dead serious

You won't get me

Come

You're not getting me

Wait...

Thanks, Mr. Law Is that a snack?

Yes, for mytwo emperors-husband and son

I heard Mr. and Mrs. Chiu in Block B are finally getting a divorce

I mean, they quarrel all the time Of course they're getting a divorce

I also heard they're moving out

Mr. Sung always works late, doesn't he?

Yes, that's right

Where's your girlfriend? How come I never saw your girlfriend?

Go back to sleep

What time is it?

Four

Where did you go?

To a karaoke bar

Carl said he's going to make me a pop star

Carl?

The record company big shot He's madly in love with me

The guywho gave you the watch?

Naturally

You're such a suckerfor sweet-talk

Sure. I'm a suckerfor sweet-talk

Do you expect me to enjoy your doldrums?

Do you know your own age? A pop star!

What does it matter?

Of course it matters All the pop stars today are teenagers

There're pop stars with solid skills Haven't you heard?

SHENZHEN

Comrade, please take us to Yee King Gardens

Miss, we don't call each othercomrades' any more

I guess it's been ages since you visited ourfatherland

Mrs. Chu, these days gay people call each othercomrades'

How disgusting!

My suggestion is still to give Mr. Chu some more time

Raiding his apartment only makes things difficult for everyone

I just have to take a good look at that damned faggot

I want to see for myself what power he has to turn my husband into a pervert

Mrs. Chu, homosexuality is not perverse

I don't care I won't rest until I see him

You'll just turn him against you more

Why do I get the feeling that you're always defending my husband?

Are you also a comrade, Mr. Law?

Just forget it. I never said anything

Whom are you looking for? Is it Mr. Chu?

Who are you?

What're you doing here?

Calm down, Mrs. Chu. Please calm down

Who're you?

I'm Law Kar-sing, I'm a counselor

You don't have any business here

Where's that faggot? Where is he hiding?

What're you talking about? What do you want anyway?

Hey, faggot! Come out!

Mrs. Chu, please we're all grown-ups here...

Grown-ups? How do I know...

that queer he's hiding isn't under age?

You shut up!

Faggot, damned faggot!

I'm not putting up with this any more

I'm going to do something ifyou go on like this

I won't shut up

Faggot, you come out and showyourface!

You goddamn faggot!

Piss off! No!

Piss off!

Ifyou have any balls you come out and see me, faggot!

Get lost!

Mrs. Chu? Are you looking for me?

Xiao Lei, don't mind her. She's mad

I'm your husband's faggot

Mr. Law, can I askyou a question?

What question?

Do you share Mrs. Chu's opinion...

and find it queerthat Mr. Chu should fall in love with a man like me?

No

It doesn't matter what you think about me

Anyway, you Hong Kong people...

always look down on us mainlanders

What about Mr. Chu? Didn't he say he loves you?

Sure. But he's just buying my love

This...

And this and the apartment that I live in...

They're all his gifts

Why is he attracted byyou?

Maybe I make him feel comfortable

Don't mistake me

All I'm saying is;. he finds it easy to be himself staying with me

There're a lot of people like us here

This is the place in Shenzhen

This is the place

Do you understand?

Are you from Hong Kong?

For pleasure?

No...

I mean yes

Are you with anyone?

See you in an hour. I'll be waiting

'Shenzhen Bay Hotel'

Really? He really said I could go to his graduation?

On one condition though...

What?

He wanted you to go alone

He's such a silly boy He doesn't think I knowthe limits?

I have to get my hair done tomorrow

I don't want to show up like some mad women

Calm down. It's two weeks away

You don't know anything Two weeks will pass by just like arrow

Yes, Twenty years passes by just like that

Miss, check please

Yes!

You're back

Are you still moving?

Yeah. It'll still be quite a while

Let me introduce you... Come

What's up? Don't be shy

Hey guys, I've talked about him to you so manytimes...

This is my man...

Myvery macho flat mate Ah Law

Fai, Cindy, Edmond, and this is Billy

You can call him Moustachio

We live next door

Ifyou need anything,just come over

Thankyou. Sonny alreadytold us

Stop this nonsense

Are you in a hurry?

No

Let's take a walk

Let me put in my briefcase

Have you booked your return flight?

This time I'm not coming back

Do you knowwhat I am saying?

Yes, I do

I'm under a lot of pressure, you know?

You're under a lot of pressure Well, what about me?

I'm also under a lot of pressure

I've bee under a lot of pressure since 23

My parents, my brother and sister-in-law Uncle Tin...

the whole village, the neighbors everybody thinks we're a couple

Sometimes I thinkwe are sometimes I'm not so sure

I think... I don't know ifwe are orwe aren't

Last year, I decided to stop waiting

So I went to Canada with my parents

But there's something inside me that won't settle

I waited forten long years and I gave up

without even getting a simple answer Why?

I thought I was really stupid

But I think I'm a biggerfool coming back

Sorry

Don't tell me you're sorry

Chuen, there're certain things...

I mean, all these years...

does it ever occurto you that I'm strange?

You're always strange

I think...

Stop, goddamn fag! You even tried molesting a child

Stop, faggot, stop! You're a beast!

Stop? Child molester!

Are you okay? I'm fine

What were you saying?

I was saying...

I need more time

That day I was expecting him to tell me

But he just couldn't

He's such a fool

The first time I suspected that he might not like women...

was a fewyears back I ran into his Sonny

You know, women have a strong radar for certain things

I'm going overthere

Moustachio

Oh, fancy seeing you here

Yes, fancy seeing you here

This is Chuen. We grew up together

This is Sonny, my flat mate

Hello Hello

He always talks about you

Really?

Really. Are you not working tonight?

When're you coming back? I've made soup

There's soup for me

This is the Leslie Cheung's CD you want I've found it

Thankyou

I work in a salon Did Moustachio tell you?

Please visit me I give you a 20% discount

Salon de Compaffero? How cute

Moustachio's idea

Isn't it brilliant?

He's such a joker, isn't he?

Come, have some pear

I'm not eating. Let me finish this

Let me help you

Don't! It's so disgusting!

What disgusting? It's really comfy Let me help you. Come on

It feels so good

Didn't I tell you?

I don't think it's a good idea to have Cindy and Fai living next door

There may be problems, you know

What problems? You're nuts We're sisters, really!

Let me answerthe door

Must be those two twits What're they up to this time?

Hello

Hello

Is Kar-sing here?

It's foryou, Law Kar-sing

Hello. Thanks for dropping by

I forgot the deed to apartments from this afternoon

Oh yeah. I forgot too

It's okay

I'll pick it up anothertime

I'm sorry

Have some pear

They're getting dry

Come, be good

I've lost all my appetite

When did that woman come back?

It's more than a week now

Why didn't you tell me?

She just came back to sell her apartments

When the market is depressed?

She's been trying to sell them for a long time

Who's helping her sell them? You?

What're you talking about? There's nothing going on between us

I'm sure there isn't. Dare you?

So you see

Then why didn't you tell me? What're you afraid of?

I just don't want any trouble

Trouble? Am I a lot of trouble?

Did I ever pesteryou? Did I ever give you trouble?

It's just a figure of speech

Sorry!

You're sorry. Big deal?

She's going away after she sells her property

I just don't believe she comes back just to sell her property

Is there anything about a woman's mind that I don't know?

Now be good

You're more woman than any otherwomen

You're not a woman, you're a bitch!

Alright. Now eat

Did I say I forgive you? You have no shame

Hold it What else are you hiding from me?

Nothing!

You try lying to me again...

What about you? What about me?

Are you hiding anything from me?

Why should l? I'm not afraid of you or anything

What about that stupid Carl who wants to make you a pop star?

It's over

He dumped you afterthe audition?

Don't be stupid. I dumped him

Him? Do you think I'm cheap or something?

You not cheap? A shoddywatch is all it takes

Oh, bugger off!

He doesn't have a moustache In fact he's hairless like a dead chicken

Whywould I botherwith him?

They're veryjuicy

You want a banana?

A banana? Don't even think about it

Good morning, Mr. Law. Going to work?

Good morning

I say, do you and Mr. Sung use the same facial cream?

Let's exchange experience

These days men also use facial cream don't they?

Depends on who they are

I don't think there's a remedy for people too old and all wrinkled up

What on earth is going on? Let me hearyour explanation

You, a senior counselor...

went with a client to raid her husband's love nest?

Don't you knowyour professional ethics?

The worst part is it isn't an ordinary extra-marital affair...

but some homosexual nonsense

Now the client files a complaint and says you're gay What a mess!

Mrs. Chu was very emotional

I was afraid something might happen if I didn't go with her

This may ruin our reputation! Did you everthink about that?

What am I going to do if Mrs. Chu turned this letter...

overto those scandal sheets?

How am I going to answerthe question...

'ls a gay man qualified to be a marriage counselor?'

Don't misunderstand me I'm a liberal person

I have nothing against homosexuality You can do whateveryou want

Just don't bring it into the office

This is a welfare organization and image is very important

Look at me

I'll give you a report

N o matterwhat, I am backing you up

But seriously don't bring it into the office

Thankyou, Stephen

Bythe way

Are you really gay?

Naturally I'm not telling my boss

Among myfriends the only one who knows...

is Kim

How long has it been?

The blood test confirmed that I've been HlV positive for 3 or 4 years

KK's had a blood test too. He's okay

It's all my own fault

Let's not dwell on the past

Did you tell your family?

I already told them

But I'm not so sure about the university

That's why I asked you to come

He wanted to make a promotional film like JJ

A promotional film?

I've been thinking about it

I want to do something for society

I don't want to go inside the coffin wearing a mask

But aren't you afraid?

What else is there to be afraid of?

I am an academician

The most important thing about academic work is the pursuit of truth

If I can't even tell people with the kind of people I am...

that'd mean all my life's work also not worth theirtrust

But I still have reservations

I am concerned that making a promotional film at this time

may give people the false impression that only people like us get AlDS

That makes me uneasy, too

Kar-sing, what do you think?

I should be the last person on earth to give him advice on this matter

Kim's such an idealist

He hasn't thought about what impact his decision'll have on people around him

I'm afraid his last wish may not be realized

Then his brothers wanted to talk to me

Our biggest concern is the press You never knowwhat they may do

That can harm ourfamily and the university

I thought you've known it for some time now

Knowing it is one thing handling it is another

We've spoken with the hospital authorities

At present they can still put a lid on it

Mr. Law, we want to askyou for a favor

What is it?

There're things that we think friends can handle betterthan family

We are concerned about KK

He's... how should I put it?

He's sentimental, and emotional

If Kim did pass away...

we'd rather him not attend the funeral

The press will surely be there

There's already a bit of coverage on the two of them earlier on

We don't want to see Kim's reputation...

totally ruined by this business

I wish you could speak to KK make him understand

I'm back

'Rememberme? Xiao Lin from Shenzhen'

'Want to meet again? Call 28968111, Room 206'

You didn't go out?

I picked up your suits they are in the wardrobe

What to eat out?

Sure. What time is it?

Go get changed. I'll wait foryou

Okay

Where's the men's room please? Upstairs

I'm taking a leak

Hi, how do you do?

What're you doing here?

To see you. We have an appointment

No we don't

No... please leave

Why? Are you not buying me dinner?

Bitch! How dare you touch my man?

Sonny Who're you?

You sit down! What're you doing?

When did you go to Shenzhen? Hands off!

I'll take care of you later on! Sonny

Sonny... Stop!

Stop!

What's your name?

Don't beat me. Lin Qiang People call me Xiao Lin

How did you meet Mustachio? Who is he to you?

He's my client. We met in Shenzhen

Sonny, please stop! You staythere!

What client?

Speak! You knowwho I am?

I don't know

Did you see the 'Young and Dangerous' movie series?

That's me, young and dangerous!

I'm sorry. I really don't know the relationship between the two of you

Sonny, have you gone mad? Shut up!

What are you looking at? Never sawtwo queers fighting over a boy?

No. It should be two queers fighting over a man

What's so funny?

You're funny. You're like a mad woman

Don't you think Sam is dashing?

Tall, thick brows...

Can use a nose job though But that's so much like his dead father

Let's take some photographs

Thankyou Sam

Cousin Sing...

Mom

Look at you. You're all sweaty

Foryou Thanks, mom

Let me get you a drink No, don't

Kar-sing said you have a little friend

She's overthere

That one with long hair delicate looking?

What's her name? Gigi

No. 10 Aunt. I have some urgent businesses. I must leave

What is it?

Cousin Sing

There isn't an exit up there

I have something that I don't understand Can you explain it to me?

Some things cannot be explained

Why did you lie to me?

I didn't tell you. I did not lie to you

You know how much I hate this

Why? Why're you all like this?

Sam!

You stop this nonsense

Why? Did I say something wrong?

You knowwhat he did out on the street?

What did he do out on the street?

Have sex?

Two persons quarrelling over someone they both like

What's the big deal? Who hasn't done it? You tell me

No. 10 Aunt, please stop

No, you shut up!

Homosexuality, against robbery murder and arson...

which is wrong?

You and your chick... that's called love, and bloody romantic

Cousin Kar-sing has a boyfriend and they're faggots scum of the earth

What nonsense is this?

No. 10 Aunt, you're something

But even if she changes Sam's attitude towards me

She can't change society's prejudice against us

The following events are testimony

When did it happen?

Are you okay?

Call me if you need anything

Bye

What is it?

Remember Kim?

What happened?

He just died

Was that KK on the phone?

I didn't think it'd happen so soon

Guests arriving!

Please stay First bow, second bow, third bow

The deceased's family returns the courtesy

Please sign your name

Please take a seat

Is that KK out there?

Excuse me I want to buy the wreath overthere

Name?

Mine?

No, the deceased's

Kim

Signed: A good friend. Please

How about 'A Sage Has Passed Away'?

'You Are Always In My Heart'

'Your Spirit Liveth On'

Done!

KK Sonny

Kar-sing told me everything Let me go inside with you

Please stay

First bow, second bow, third bow

The deceased's family returns the courtesy

Let's sit overthere Let's sit

No photos, please

Will you stop it?

Damn you to hell!

Let him. I'm okay, Sonny

Hi, KK

Please receive it

What right do you have to ask KK to leave?

In the general rule of things KK would be considered Kim's next of kin

Who's this gentleman? Are you a friend of Kim's?

I don't thinkwe've met

You people may not want face, but we do

How do you say such thing!

What did we do to disgrace you?

Let's talk outside

KK...

Hey, don't get physical!

Are you trying to make a scene?

Me making a scene? You're making a scene!

Don't make trouble...

What trouble? You people are making trouble

Will you stop please?

Law Kar-sing, you have no balls!

Sonny! It's not Kar-sing's fault

Let's get out of here

Give it to me

All the utility bills forthis month are inside the drawer

Your leatherjacket has gone all mouldy

I bought some stuff to clean it but didn't have time

They're on the table. That's it

Where're you going?

What does it matterto you? Cut this crap!

Sonny... What's going on?

Sing, it's time now. Everybody's here

Alright, I'm coming

Sonny left and I felt all hollow inside

I told myself it'd be gone in no time

It didn't lnstead it got worse and worse

A few days afterwards the landlord came to see me

He wanted me to move

Said the neighbors complained; said I was a homosexual

The next day I went home to have dinnerwith Pops

Half waythrough the meal Chuen suddenly said to me...

I'm going backto Canada on Saturday

Right that instant I felt that I've lost everything

I was so confused...

and didn't knowwhat to do

I made some sweet soup

Thankyou You're welcome

When is yourflight on Saturday?

1 p.m.

Can you not go?

How do you mean?

Why don't we get married?

What do you say?

Uncle Ha, give me a hand

Alright, come...

Here... Okay...

We'll dress you up real smart

Sum sent her congratulations

She's so nice

So she called. What else did she say?

Nothing special

She did ask when is Chun coming to Hong Kong

She wasn't bored on the farm with those sheep?

She said Mimi was teaching heruse the computer

Save it You can't teach an old dog newtricks

No. Once she sets her heart on doing anything...

she'll get it down inch perfect

That's right. And she said she's learning to compose on the computer

Yuk-sheung, where's the mobile phone?

Here, use mine

Thankyou

Who're you calling?

Kar-sing

You can't call him

Why not?

You're not supposed to meet afterthe morning ceremony

You can only meet again at the wedding

What'll happen if they met?

Theywon't grow old together

Rules of the game

2,000 years old and no explanation given

But I got to talkto him It's very important

Talkto him afterthe wedding

You can talkto him forthe rest ofyour life

Lung, are you helping Yuk-sheung to prepare the dishes?

The groom will retreat

Kneel

Bow

Bow again

Once more

May God bless you. Rise

Kneel and bowto your ancestors

Please bless your offspring

May happiness be with them...

forever and ever

May their marriage last...

till death do they part

The groom will retreat

The bride will ascend the hall

Maybe she didn't hearyou. Call again

The bride will ascend the hall

Go find her

Bad news, Uncle Tin

What is it?

She wants to speakwith Kar-sing

What? They are getting married!

First prayto the ancestors then they meet

No. She insists on seeing Kar-sing first

She won't listen to us

What's going on with her?

Kar-sing?

Chuen, Kar-sing is here. Open up

Chuen, it's me

Excuse me I have to speak to Kar-sing alone

Tryto make it short

Chuen, what is it?

I want to askyou one thing

And I want an honest reply Don't lie to me

What is it?

I want you to tell me: do you miss Sonny?

Chuen, don't be silly

This has nothing to do with Sonny

Just give me answer, yes or no?

What do you want from me?

I don't want you to cheat me and I don't want you to cheat yourself

Yes

Do you think about him when you're with me?

Chuen!

Let's not get married

What?

Go find Sonny

We're very wrong

You should never have proposed to me...

and I shouldn't have said yes

I've been thinking; now I think I understand

Chuen, don't think about the past any more

I'm not. I'm thinking about the future

Even ifwe went through with the wedding we'll not be happy

But, all those people out there and there's myfather...

Law Kar-sing! You're not a kid why can't face reality?

Well... what do you want me to tell them?

Okay. Say I owe it you or I'm helping you out...

Let me take care of the people out there

You go find your Sonny

Chuen

I'm okay

Fai!

What is it?

I'm looking for Sonny. Is he upstairs?

No. He hasn't showed up for several days

It's like he's vanished We're also looking for him

He really isn't upstairs?

There's only me and Cindy and two junior stylists

Are you doing a movie? An extra?

Playing a groom?

Dear Kar-sing...

Congratulations on Chuen and yourwedding

I've been in Australia fortwo months now

Boy, am I bored to tears

I'm learning computerfrom my daughter I hope you get this mail message

I'm happyyou finallyfound someone you like

It's said marriages are made in heaven but human life is on earth

Finding someone whom you want to spend your life with is really not easy

I always say, people must fight fortheir own happiness

But it takes concerted efforts from 2 of you to achieve an even bigger happiness

Signing off now

Once again, congratulations Regards to Uncle Tin

See you in Hong Kong. Sum

Excuse me, sir, are you a member?

No, I'm looking for a friend

Shall I help you register as a memberfirst?

I'm looking for a friend: he comes here often

It's a members only club Who're you looking for?

Sonny. His name's Sonny

You're looking for Sonny?

Then you must be Moustachio

Why didn't you say so? He's overthere

Whom do you want?

Sonny, I've paged you numerous times

We don't know each othertoo well

Sonny, please go backwith me

Go backwhere? Will you bugger off?

Sonny, I'm sorry, I'm wrong

Please go backwith me!

'Please go backwith me!' Am I a dog?

I am to come and go and sit as you command?

Even if I were a dog I'd find myself a man who loves me

I'll love you with all my heart I promise!

Beat it, Law Kar-sing

You're not the only guy on earth with a moustache

Is anything wrong, Sonny?

No, just a rabid dog. Let's go

Sing

Pops

Where did you go?

No one answered the phone; I also paged you

That place was too noisy I didn't hear it

What's going on between you and Chuen?

Calling off the wedding for no reason What am I to sayto all myfriends?

I'm sorry, Pops

You made me so mad!

Are you hungry, Pops?

Let's go have a snack

What snack? It's very late All the stalls are closed

Pops, eat something

I don't know what you're up to Chuen is such a nice girl

I was so happy last night And I said to your dead mother

Finally! Finally our son is getting married and setting up a family

That's one thing she reallyworried before she left

Nowthis mess. How can I explain?

There're a lot of things that you don't understand

I'm an uneducated man but you don't fool me

I've lived and I've seen manythings

I don't understand? Myfoot!

Did Chuen say anything?

She changed hermind That's all she said

You don't fool me

She tookthe blame foryou

And you thought I didn't know

Pops...

There's something that I've always wanted to tell you

Spare me. I onlywant my daughter-in-law

The truth is...

Pops... the truth is I don't like women

Pops, did you hearme? I don't like women

I like men

Waiter, check Okay

Pops, I knowyou'll be mad but I must tell you

How much? $60

Let me...

Pops!

It's late, I'm going backto Yuen Long

Pops!

Pops! Let me take you

I can take a cab

Let me take you It's late, and the roads are dark

I said don't bother I can find myself a cab

Do you have change?

I do...

Will you take it, just in case? No, I don't want it!

Yuen Long, lowervillage

Sing!

Pops, What is it?

I forgot mywallet

It's late. Go home and get some sleep

Let's roll, buddy Okay

Mind if I smoke? Go ahead

What's wrong with you? Throwing your entire weight on me!

You don't know how heavyyou are!

When did you come back?

Is that any of your business?

Where the hell did you go? It's very late

I was having a snack with Pops, l...

Whywould yourfatherfor no good reason visit you in the middle of the night?

Still mad at me?

Of course I'm still mad at you!

You don't know what an uglyvoice you have

And you thinkyou were so tragic

But you're just corny!

What're you doing? Dirty old man! Are you molesting me?

Yes, I'm a dirty old man

And I'm molesting you!

Stop!

Turn off the light!

You didn't even take a shower!